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01x07 - Dinner Is Swerved

Posted: 01/18/24 17:39
by bunniefuu
Piggy,

Off the table this instant!

What were you thinking?

Eating on the table?

I will not tolerate

Such horrible manners.

Aw, lay off the poor guy.

He's just hungry.

So what if he gets

On the table?

Go on, piggy.

Manners, schmanners.

Shove your face in there

And chow down.

No, piggy. No.

Ok, ok. Cool it,

You long
-eared rodent.

Why, I never!

I know you never.

That's your problem, man.

You never cut loose,

Enjoy yourself.

I do so enjoy myself.

Everything in

A tiny little box.

[Both arguing]

Ii can't.

You can.

But
-
-

Try.

The red?

No. The brown.

You mean
-
-

Yes.

Oh, I
-
-

Good.

I think
-
-

Yes?

With the chips?

Left.

Left?

Right.

Right?

No. Left is right.

Oh, next to the
-
-

Yes, yes, yes! You did it!

That brown corner

Left of the chips sign

Next to the phone pole

Is the corner of the roof

Of your apartment!

How cool is that?

Wow, that's,

Uh, real cool.

Don't you get it?

That is your house

And you can see it

From here!

Mm
-hmm.

You're stupid.

You just can't appreciate

The little things in life.

Like the corners

Of apartments?

Yes, you are a stupid

And terrible person

Because you have

No appreciation

For the corners

Of apartments.

Oh, well, I guess
-
-

[Clears throat]

Dinner is served.

Hey, want to stay

For dinner?

Nah, I got to get home.

Why, because your mommy's

Going to wonder where you are?

No, because I got to get a

Better look at that roof corner.

Shut up.

All right, everybody,

Dig in.

Wait, someone is not here.

Who? Who's not here?

This place is packed.

Bloo.

Don't say it.

I think
-
-

Quiet!

I'm sorry, but
-
-

Shut up.

[Sighs] we're lost.

We're not lost!

I'm just not

100% Sure

Where we are, that's all.

Well, I'm sure I'm going to be

Busted if I don't get home,

And I bet you sure are

Getting hungry

Thinking of all the tasty,

Delicious, mouth
-watering
-
-

Enough!

I know we're lost,

I know you're late,

And I know I'm hungry,

But you pointing

All this ou

Isn't getting us

Any less lost,

Any less late,

Or any more fed.

Hey, all I'm trying

To say

Is if you hadn't forced me up to

The highest point in the house

To look at some stupid

Little bit of roof,

I'd be home

And you'd be
-
-

Eating!

Please,

Everyone should be eating.

No.

There shall be

No food consumption

Until master blooregard

Arrives.

I didn't spend the afternoon

Slaving over a hot stove

To have all my dishes just sit

There on the table and get cold.

Now, everyone, eat!

Stop!

Eat!

Stop!

Eat!

You see?

They know that the polite

And proper thing to do

Is to wait

Until all are presen

Before one begins a meal.

Even i, who would love

To be satiated

With one of your tasty,

Though often over
-done

Steamed carrots,

Am restraining myself

Out of principle.

Fine. You don't want to eat,

That's your problem.

I, on the other hand,

Am eating.

Oh, forget it.

I can't believe this.

I simply cannot

Believe this.

You can't believe it?

I can't believe it.

Don't you, like,

Live here or something?

Look, mr. Smartypants,

Maybe you should lead the way.

Ok, I will.

Follow me. I'll get you

Downstairs in no time.

Just you wait.

Just wait? Just wait?

Are you crazy?

Look at them!

Please clean

The saliva.

Oh! Not with

The good linens!

Here, let me take care of it.

Miss frances,

Get the paper towels.

What? Why
-
-

[Sighs] sure. Fine.

I do everything else

Around here.

Ah
-ah
-ah!

Only two sheets,

Miss frances.

Yes, good.

That's right.

Two sheets,

When properly folded,

Are quite sufficient

To sop up most saliva spills.

Watch and be amazed

As i, mac, succeed

Where you, bloo,

Have failed,

For behind this door,

All of our worries

Shall disappear.

Voilà.

Well, what do you know?

But we went down.

I know!

How is it possible?

Admit it. You just wanted

To see the roof corner again.

But we went down!

Look, if I don't eat soon,

I'm the one going down.

Now, if you want to get out

Of here, you'll follow me.

I have a plan that will stop us

From running around and
-
-

Circles, miss frances.

You need to learn

The proper circuitous motion

In which

To clean up saliva.

Dude, if you just let them

Eat their dinner,

They wouldn't be drooling

And I wouldn't need to learn

The proper method

For cleaning up spit!

True, true.

But alternately,

If master bloo
-regard

Would just attend

Dinner on time,

There would be no need

For waiting, drooling,

Or instruction of proper

Cleaning of said expectorant,

And all would be solved.

He probably has no appreciation

For our discomfor

And is off somewhere

Whooping it up.

Woo
-hoo
-hoo!

Where are we going?

Hopefully not the roof.

Woo
-hoo!

Yes! Yes!

How awesome is that?

The laundry chutes

Actually go to the laundry room.

Well, duh.

Look, man, with what we've been

Through tonight,

I don't trust anything

In this crazy place.

Good point.

Check it. I've got

A totally amazing idea.

You're going

To eat socks?

Yes, I'm going

To eat socks.

No! Watch this!

Oh, no. I am lost.

Where is mac?

Oh, look. A trail of clothes.

I will follow it.

Oh, mac.

I have found you.

This helpful

Trail of clothes

Has shown me

Where I have been

And where I have not.

Thanks to them,

I am safe from my lostedness.

Oh, thank you,

Helpful trail of clothes.

I love you.

Yeah! Woo!

Take that, crazy,

Mixed
-up house.

Who's the boss? Who's not

Getting lost in you no mo'?

Who's getting dinner?

Who's getting dinner?

Yes! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo!

Yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo!

[Growls]

[Electric guitar plays]

Ok, I'm done.

Here. Grab some clothes.

This is a really

Great idea, bloo.

I was getting afraid they were

Going to have to send ou

A search party.

Now get going.

We're quite famished.

They probably got locked up

On the roof or something.

Coco, coco coco,

Coco co
-cococo.

Sí.

Yeah, me, too.

I'm sorry,

But who cares if you can see

A small corner of mac's

Apartment from up there?

It's not that awesome.

I'm so awesome,

So awesome ♪

I'm gonna get dinner,

Get dinner ♪

We've already been here ♪

Let's go this way,

Go this way ♪

Aah!

It's ok, ed.

It's just some dirty laundry.

In fact, it's a lot of dirty

Laundry. Look at this mess.

I'm sorry,

But that is not ok.

Come on, guys,

Mac and bloo will have to wait.

Let's clean this mess up.

[Chewing]

Wait! Coco, no!

Es muy mal. Poison!

No, coco. I'm sorry, no.

That's not ok.

I know you're hungry,

But you can't eat the clothes.

Coco coco, co
-coco.

Maybe they are a good source

Of fiber, but still
-
-

Bad coco!

Hold on.

Where are our trails?

I know I dropped a pair of

Tighty
-whiteys right here.

You sure?

Trust me.

Handling someone else's drawers

Is something you don't forget.

Ok, so where did

All the clothes go?

Maybe

What?

No. I must be crazy.

What?

Maybe this house

Yeah?

Is actually an imaginary friend.

Uh
-huh.

And it eats clothes!

You're right.

You think?

You are crazy.

[Whimpers] it's the hunger,

I tell ya.

It's slowly,

Slowly eating my brain.

Soon there will be

Nothing left of me.

Good
-bye, mac,

Old buddy, old pal.

[Sniffs] smell that?

Tighty
-whiteys?

What? Ew! No! Food!

Come on, let's kick I

Into high gear!

Ow! Miss frances, I understand

That you are upset with me,

But that is no reason

To act out so childishly.

What?

Do not feign innocence,

Young lady.

You just kicked me.

I did not!

Oh! Miss frances!

What do you think

You are doing?

Nothing. Nothing.

Ouch!

Coochie, coochie, coo!

[Laughing]

Take this and this,

And a bit of this! And

[Giggling]

Wow. This is more fun

Than I imagined.

Madame foster,

Do you have any idea

The sheer disrespect your

Granddaughter had just paid me?

I demand an apology

And that some form of punishmen

Be taken immediately.

I sorry, mr. Herriman.

I've been a bad girl.

Well, I should say so,

Miss frances.

Please see to it

That it doesn't happen again.

It smells amazing!

I know, but
-
-

I can't stand it!

But what about
-
-

I don't care! It smells so

Eww.

"Eww"? I thought

It smelled amazing.

Eww.

And to what do I owe

The unwelcome intrusion

Of bloo and boy?

Please, your duchessness,

I'm late, bloo's starving,

And we're totally lost.

Can you tell us

How to get downstairs?

Yes.

Cool.

Um, hello!

Yes?

You're going to tell us

How to get downstairs?

No.

But you said
-
-

You asked if I could,

And I can.

You didn't ask if I would,

And I won't.

Why I oughta

And I will!

So help me,

I'm going to use this!

Go ahead.

Don't provoke him!

He's crazy from hunger!

He'll do it!

Oh, yeah, I'll do it all right!

I dare you.

That's it!

Pizza pig
-out, I'd like to order

12 Extra, extra large pepperoni

Pizzas with extra sauce

And extra cheese to foster's

Home. Yeah, that's the place.

Ha! Take that!

Not so smart, are you?

That's right, who's got

The brains, baby? Uh
-huh!

Tell me, genius, if you don't

Know how to get downstairs,

How will you answer the door

When your precious

Pizzas arrive?

Aah!

Bloo! No!

A trap door.

Yep.

I hate this house!

Butit's just not natural.

We
-
-We fell down.

Not up
-
-We fell down.

This place is crazy,

It's crazy ♪

I'm so hungry,

I'm crazy ♪

I'm crazy ♪

Doo
-dah doo
-dah,

Dah
-dah
-doo ♪

[Laughing]

Wow. We're really high up.

Oh, look, the pizza man.

Hi, pizza man.

We're really high up

And you look like an ant.

Wait, what did

You just say?

"Ant."

Before that.

"An."

Before.

"Like"?

No. Before.

"Look."

No. Uh, 9 words before that.

Uh, "high."

No, no. After that.

"Pizza."

And after that?

Um, "were"?

No. "Man"!

"Hi, pizza man"?

Hello!

No, pizza man

Down there.

If we can get down there

From up here,

You can get your pizza

And I can get out of here.

Down there?

Yes!

From up here?

Yes!

But how?

A ladder?

Man, this is tough.

No. Sheets!

Bloo!

No. Sheets. Sheets.

Bed sheets! Come on!

What are you
-
-

Trust me!

Trust you?

No, sir, trust me.

I assure you we did not order

A dozen pizzas.

Uh, 'kay.

Here's your pizzas, man.

Oh, I reiterate,

We did not order any pizzas,

And furthermore,

I am not a man.

I am a rabbit.

Oh, I get it.

Good.

Here's your pizzas

Rabbit.

Mac!

Mac!

Bloo!

Azul.

Coco!

Don't eat that.

A
-ha!

Shut up, shut up, shut up,

Shut up, shut up!

Shut up, shut up,

Shut up, shut up,

Shut up, shut up,

Shut up, shut up!

Excuse me! Pardon me!

Excuse me!

Mac? Bloo?

Mac! Bloo!

Ay carumba!

Coco!

[Sighing]

[Sucking]

I told you!

The house is eating us!

Jump!

[Both scream]

[Screaming continues]

Wilt, eduardo, coco,

Quit dilly
-dallying

And retrieve master bloo
-regard

So he can begin his meal.

By the sound of things,

I believe he is on the roof.

Are you all aware that you can

Just see master mac's abode

From the topmost tower?

Quite fascinating.

I'm so busted.

I'm so busted. I'm so busted.

Can't go on.

Hate house.

Need food.

Oh

Man, you don't look so good.

Stay right here, buddy. I'll see

If I can find some help.

Mmm.

Oh, a sandwich.

I'll be right back.

[Gasps]

Mac food!

Eat mac!

Yip, yip, yip, yip!

[Whimpering]

Bloo want chickey tonight.

Oh, you look

So fingy lickey goo!

I'm sorry,

But I got to do it.

Got to eat mac!

Mac? Mac? Who's mac?

Name's charlie, man.

What are you doing?

Huh?

What's this guy's trip, man?

He's plumb loco.

Is he yours?

Yeah, he's my

Imaginary friend.

Bloo, come here, boy.

I'm sorry.

He's just hungry.

And are you
-
-

Yeah, I'm an imaginary friend.

It's hard to talk about,

But I was created by a kid

Who was in

A weight
-maintenance program

Who was really, really hungry.

There was a whole lot of us

Who were thought
-up there,

But fosters came in

And got us out just in time.

Those were dark days, man.

I still get flashbacks.

Bummer.

So why aren't you

Down at dinner?

You're sick, man.

Imaginary food friends

Never go to dinner.

Not since what happened

To george.

But don't you guys

Have to eat?

[Shudders]

What's wrong with you, man?

That's like

Taking down your own.

Then you wouldn't know

How to get downstairs then, huh?

Of course we do.

In order to avoid the enemy,

You've got to become the enemy,

Think like 'em,

Get in their brains, you dig?

Well, we've been trying

To get down there all night.

Can you take us?

Yeah, ok.

But you better keep

That blue guy under control.

No problem.

Follow me.

I must thank all of you

For following my lead

In proper etiquette,

Dear friends.

I am sorry, and I know

You must all be famished,

But the meal will commence

Once the inconsiderate master

Bloo
-regard

Is apprehended by our trusty

And reliable search party.

Coco! Coco! Coco!

Coco. Coco
-coco.

Coco. Coco.

Hey, this looks familiar.

Yep. We're in

Enemy territory now, my boy.

Keep your eyes open.

And watch my back!

Being this close to the enemy

Ain't safe for a lone leg

Out on his own.

You never know when someone's

Just going to lose it.

Aah!

Abort mission!

Evasive maneuvers!

Serpentine! Serpentine!

Bloo, stop!

What did you do that for?

We were almost there!

[Moans]

Hungy! Boo hungy!

Boo stupid!

You ruined everything!

You stupid.

You're stupid.

No, you.

No, you.

You.

You!

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

[Both shouting]

[Shouting continues]

Hey.

We're here.

Awesome.

Cool.

All right. See ya.

Later.

Howdy, everybody.

Sorry I'm late.

Man, am I hungry.

Ah
-ah
-ah.

We have restrained ourselves

From eating this entire time

Just waiting for you to arrive,

Master bloo
-regard.

Yeah, thanks. And now I'm here.

Let's dig in.

No, no, no.

Now masters wilt and eduardo

And miss coco are not here,

For they are on the search

For you.

Your friends have courteously

Waited to dine until you arrived

And now you must do the same.

Uh, mr. Herriman,

May I please be excused?

Excuse me?

No, excuse me.

May I please be excused?

And me.

And me.

Well, there will be

No dinner after this.

You're making the choice

To go to bed without supper,

And I will have no

Midnight snacking, understand?

Oh, we understand,

Mr. Herriman.

I couldn't eat

Another bite.

I beg your pardon?

Uh, I said,

"Boy, am I tired."

'Night, everybody.

[Muttering]

Yeah, we're going

To pack it in too there, mr. H.

Glad you finally

Made it down, bloo.

Well, I hope your friends

Arrive soon.

You won't be getting any food

Until then.

Oh, no.

Oh, now where could they be?

Donde?

Coco?

Not the brown. The red.

Is left?

Coco.

Right.

Oh, right.

No, coco was right.

It's left.

Oh, sí. Sí.

Coco!

Yeah, right there.

See him?

Red shirt, to the left.

Is that mac?

Oh, si! Si! It's mac.

Coco coco!

No, I don't think

Bloo is with him.

Man, me hungry.

I know. I'm hungry, too.

Dónde está

Ese pollo loco?

I don't know where

That crazy chicken went.

Come on, let's go back down.

Hey, who knows? Maybe bloo

Is in the dining room.

Coco.

Sí!

Hey, anybody know

A shortcut downstairs?

Yeah.