01x26 - President of the Sandbox/Dino Parade

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rosie's Rules". Aired: October 3, 2022 – present.*
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Series follows 5-year-old Rosie Fuentes as she investigates and learns about the area around her San Antonio, Texas home.
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01x26 - President of the Sandbox/Dino Parade

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[bright music]

♪ Rosie has a lot that she wants to know ♪

♪ Can you mail a cat to your abuela's house ♪

♪ In Mexico

♪ How do stores get food, can you pogo stick to the moon ♪

♪ She's got a lot to learn and when she does ♪

♪ They're Rosie's Rules

♪ Hey

♪ Well, that's new information

♪ She will always figure it out ♪

♪ So much to cheer about

♪ For Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

President of the Sandbox!

[deep voice]: I'm Wonder Walrus,

ready to slide into the deep dark ocean!

Wee!

Splash!

And here comes... Nando Narwhal!

[Rosie]: i¡Tu turno Iggy! Dive into the ocean!

Wee! Splash!

Iggy in ocean! Glug, glug, glug.

Now you, Crystal.

Me? Go down the slide?

It's not just a slide.

It's a slide that goes into...

the ocean!

For pretend.

Oh. Well, in that case...

Wee!

[giggles]

Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes, your big sister just has

to slide into the ocean! [giggles]

Hola.

Hola, Javi. Guess what?

We're gonna swim through the ocean all day!

But prima, the new sandbox is open!

[gasps] Change of plans.

We're going to play in the brand... new... sandbox!

- Yay! - Let's do it!

[gasps] The new sandbox looks so big

and so sandy and so supertastical!

I wonder what we should play?

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

What should we play in the sandbox? Maybe...

♪ We'll make an octopus with eight long sandy arms ♪

♪ Or a sandy tractor surrounded by a farm ♪

♪ A pyramid ten feet above the ground ♪

♪ A maze that swirls around and around ♪

Swirly maze...

[gasps]

Everyone! I have a wow-making idea!

We can make a Wonder Walrus sand maze...

and all crawl through!

That's great, prima!

But I have an idea too.

We can make a Purple Knight Sand Castle...

and everyone can go inside! What do you think?

I think... we should do my Wonder Walrus sand maze.

- Sand castle! - Maze!

- Sand castle! - Maze!

Prima, you're not in charge of the sandbox.

I know, but...

Maybe I can be. [gasps]

I can be president of the sandbox!

Oh, yeah. Gonna be.

The president. Of the sandbox.

Prima?

I don't think you can be president of the sandbox.

And why not?

Because...

I'm gonna be president of the sandbox!

Well, that's new information!

We can't both be president of the sandbox.

Can we?

Nope. Just one president at a time.

But I know how to figure this out.

We'll have an election!

- Woo-hoo! - An election!

Do you know what an election is?

I really don't.

What's an election?

An election is when people vote to choose a leader.

So for this election, everyone will vote

to choose who will be...

president of the sandbox!

- It's gonna be me! - No, me!

Well, after the election, we'll know for sure!

Now, you two work on your ideas

and I'll spread the word.

[excited squeal] My first election!

I can't believe it!

Well, I'm gonna work on my Purple Knight sand castle.

And I'm gonna work on my Wonder Walrus sand maze.

[upbeat music]

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

[giggles] [Quinn]: Hey, everyone!

Jun! Quinn!

[giggles] Come, Iggy, let's play!

Yay!

Rosie, Javi. Whatcha doing?

Well, Jun, we're having an election

to see who will be president of the sandbox!

Which will probably be me.

Or me!

I really think it will be me.

But it really might be me.

Actually... it could be me!

[both]: Huh?

Everyone, I also want to be

president of the sandbox!

[both]: Well, that's new information!

Why do you want to be president?

Because if I'm president,

I'm going to make... a sand skate park.

That's a really good idea.

It really is.

[Crystal]: Election today!

Vote for president of the sandbox!

Make your voices heard!

[Rosie]: Crystal. When do we find out

who's president of the sandbox?

Well, it's almost time for everyone to vote!

But first...

Let's meet the candidates!

- Yeah! - Yeah, let's go!

[giggles] Yeah!

Do you know what a candidate is?

Yes!

No.

I need to call Abuela.

[chiming]

[singing]: Lara lara lay...

[Rosie]: i¡Hola Abuela!

i¡Hola mi niña!

I'm trimming my flower bushes.

Look at this yellow one!

Ooh, qué bonita.

Mm-hmm! ¿Qué pasa?

I wanna be president of the sandbox,

and it's time to meet the candidates,

but I don't know what a candidate is!

Ay, ya veo. Mira, Rosalía.

A candidate is someone who wants to become president.

So the candidate... is you!

Mama Macaroni!

I'm a candidate and I didn't even know it!

Gotta go, Abuela!

i¡Adiós granito de arroz!

i¡Ciao bacalao!

Ooh! Vote for Rosie!

Or Javi!

Or Jun!

Ladies and gentlemen...

and Gatita. [meowing]

You brought Gatita to the election?

Uh-huh! She wanted to vote too.

Rosie's Rule: When you're voting for president of the sandbox,

even kitty cats can vote!

Let's meet the candidates!

I'm Candidate Jun.

And if I'm president of the sandbox...

I'll build a sandbox skate park for everyone's toys!

Ha! Whoosh!

- Ooh. - Wow.

I'm Candidate Javi.

If I'm president of the sandbox,

I'm going to build...

a Purple Knight sand castle for everybody to play in!

Huzzah!

- Ooh! [impressed meow]

Your turn, Rosie!

I'm Candidate Rosie,

and if I'm president of the sandbox,

I'll turn the sandbox into a...

super swirly sand maze!

- Wow! - Cool!

[Rosie]: And a cheesy popcorn

snack corner!

[cheering]

And a penguin dance party!

And a sand trampoline, and--

Rosie. Are you sure you can do all of those things

in the sandbox?

Swirly sand maze it is!

[Crystal]: And now, ladies and gentlemen...

and Gatita.

[meowing]

It's time to vote!

Each of you will take one of these ballots

and circle who you want to be president of the sandbox.

- Rosie... - Yay!

- Javi... - Yay!

- Or Jun! - Yay!

And you can only pick one.

Aw...

Then you'll put your ballot in this ballot box,

which I decorated myself.

Can we vote too?

Of course!

i¡Qué padre!

I'm gonna vote for me! [giggles]

Let the voting begin!

All done, Gatita?

[meowing]

Now what happens?

Now we tally the votes to see who won!

One, two...

votes for Javi.

Yes!

[Crystal]: One, two...

votes for Rosie.

Woo-hoo!

[Crystal]: One, two,

three votes for Jun!

Ladies and gentlemen...

and cats.

[meowing]

The president of the sandbox is...

Jun!

[gasps] I won!

- Way to go Jun! - Yay!

Aw... I really wanted to be president of the sandbox

and make my Wonder Walrus sand maze,

but I didn't and...

I need to flop.

Ow! Blegh!

Rosie's Rule:

Flopping in a sandbox can be very... sandy.

Blegh!

Breathe in... [inhaling]

Breathe out... [exhaling]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out!

i¡Vamos a ver!

Well, I'd say that election went pretty well, huh, Rosie?

Yeah, but I wish I won.

I know, but elections are a fair way to pick a leader.

[Crystal]: And you know...

even though Jun is now president of the sandbox,

she could probably use some help building the skate park.

Really? Then I'm gonna help her!

Jun, do you need any more help?

Actually, I really liked your idea about a sand maze.

Think you can build one for the skate park?

I can totally do that!

[all]: Yay!

[Jun]: Over here, and up a bit...

This so fun!

Woo-hoo! [giggles]

- Hooray! - Woo-hoo!

Best. Election. Ever!

♪ Today is the day for our election ♪

♪ When we make our final selection ♪

♪ Let's listen to each voice

♪ Before we make our choice

♪ Go by car or plane or boat

♪ Just be sure to cast your vote ♪

♪ Team captain who leads us in a cheer ♪

♪ Class president for the next school year ♪

♪ A big event or small

♪ Elections are for all

♪ It's important to add your voice ♪

Go and vote!

♪ Today is the day for our election ♪

♪ When we make our final selection ♪

♪ Let's listen to each voice

♪ Before we make our choice

♪ Take a donkey or a goat

♪ Just be sure to cast your vote ♪

[all laughing]

My giraffe is skating down the ramp!

Yay! [giggles]

Lote in maze!

Rosie's Rule:

Having a president of the sandbox

is sand-tastical! [excited meowing]

[giggles] Especially if your kitty cat

is there to play too.

Rawr! Dino Parade!

Grr!

[giggles] Rawr!

[laughs] Sounds like someone

is excited for the dino parade today.

It Iggy!

Iggy loves the dino parade.

Well, I can understand why!

The dino parade has so many fun things.

Yeah. Like dino balloons, and dino flags...

[giggles] And don't forget

Iggy's favorite part...

[Rosie and Mom]: The dino marching band!

Dino, dino, dinosaur!

Dino stomp and dino rawr!

Rawr, rawr, rawr! [laughs]

I wonder what the dino parade will be like this year?

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

What will the dino parade be like? Maybe...

♪ We'll see dinosaurs of every shape and size ♪

♪ Like roller-skating dinos, and even one that flies ♪

♪ We'll wave dino flags and march alongside ♪

♪ Then jump on their backs for a fun dino ride ♪

Dino-back ride...

I'll go find out when the parade is starting.

Who's excited about the dino parade? I am!

[gasps] It Dino Papá! Yay!

[Papá in deep voice]: i¡Sí lo soy!

Stomp, stomp, rawr!

i¡Hola familia! [chuckles]

Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes you find your Papá, and he's a dino!

[giggles]

Mom! When's the dino parade starting?

Iggy want dino band!

I have some bad news, kids.

The dino band can't come today.

What?! But Iggy loves the dino band!

Yeah! Iggy love dino band!

See?!

I'm so sorry, niños.

It looks like they have dino band instruments...

but no one to play them.

[sighs] Aw...

Lo siento, Iggy.

Iggy's so sad.

I wish I could make him feel better.

Well, maybe you can, Rosie Posie.

You know, one person can make a big difference.

Yeah... one person...

[gasps] Like me!

I'll be right back!

[Rosie]: Uh, this here, and this here, uh...

this one. Oof!

Ta-da!

I'm Rosie... the one-person dino marching band!

A-one! A-two!

A-one, two, three, four, five, six... seven!

Anyway...

Dino, dino, dinosaur!

Dino stomp and dino rawr!

[giggles]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, falling! Oof!

Dat not good.

Rosie's Rule:

It's fun to play lots of instruments...

just not all at the same time.

You okay, Rosie?

Yes! But a one-person Rosie band

is not gonna work.

Maybe...

I can find other people to join the dino band with me!

That's a Fuentastic idea!

And don't worry, campeona.

I'll keep everyone entertained until your band is ready.

Yo me encargo.

Who wants a dino balloon animal?!

I'm going to find other kids for my dino band.

[symbols crashing]

Anyone want to join the dino marching band?!

Hmm...

[children giggling]

I said... anyone want to join the dino marching band?!

[children giggling]

Hello?

Is this thing working?

[Javi laughing]

Ah-ha!

Primo! Want to be in the dino marching band?

I'd love to! i¡Que padre!

Hi, upside down Jun and Quinn!

Want to be in the dino marching band?

[grunting]

- Totally! - We'll do it!

[excited squeal]

Crystal! Will you be in the dino marching band?

Can I play my tuba?

Yes! But you've gotta get it right away!

I'm in!

Okay, everyone. The parade is starting soon.

So let's practice playing!

i¡Una, dos, tres, vamos!

[overlapping, inharmonious music]

Huh?

Wait a band-a-madoodle!

Something doesn't sound right.

I think it's us! We don't sound right, prima!

Definitely don't sound like a marching band.

[gasps] That's it!

We're a marching band, so we need to march!

Maybe that will help us sound better!

[overlapping, inharmonious music]

Nope! Not helping us sound better!

- Whoa! - Excuse me!

- Perdón! - Sorry!

I need to call Abuela.

[Crystal grunts]

[chiming]

Abuela?

[grunting]

i¡Hola mi niña!

I'm doing my laundry and I'm trying...

to reach... my sock!

Ah, ya casi! [sighs]

¿Qué pasa?

We're practicing as the marching band

for the dino parade, but we don't sound very...

marching band-y.

Ah, ya veo. Mira Rosalía,

you know what I always say...

My sock!

You always say, "my sock"?

No, I finally found my sock.

¿Ves?

[giggles]

Mira Rosalía.

When playing music together,

someone needs to be a leader

and keep the b*at

so the rest can follow along.

Keep the b*at...

Interesante.

Ay, now I need to find my other sock.

i¡Adiós granito de arroz!

i¡Ciao bacalao!

Okay, Dino Band.

We need a leader who can keep the b*at!

I'll be the leader!

And I can totally keep the b*at!

Take it from me. I'm .

Perfect!

Here I go...

[rhythmic tuba melody]

[rhythmic drumming]

[playing in unison]

It's working! We're keeping the b*at!

Hola mija. [music sputters out]

Is the band ready to play? I only have two balloons left.

One balloon.

Sí, Papá!

The dino marching band is ready!

Fuentastic!

I'll announce you to the crowd!

The crowd?

That's a lot of people.

Yeah. I've never played

in front of so many people before.

Me neither.

I don't know if I want to do this anymore.

And I can't lead the marching band if there's no band!

Ugh! We finally got our band to sound wow-mazing,

but now no one wants to play and...

[sighs]

I need to flop.

Breathe in... [inhaling]

Breathe out... [exhaling]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out!

i¡Vamos a ver!

[Iggy]: Dino band! Dino band! Dino band!

Wosie start dino band now?

I'm sorry, Iggy, the other kids are scared

to play in front of all these people,

and I can't play by myself.

Aw...

[sighs]

Wait a secamadoodle!

One person can make a big difference!

Be right back!

Everyone! I know we're a little scared

about playing in the dino parade.

But Iggy is so excited, and so are all the other kids.

I really want to make them happy.

And we can all do that by playing for them!

Oh... I didn't think about it that way.

We can't let down cutie Iggy!

Let's do it!

Dino parade, here we come!

[applause] Ladies and gentlemen,

it's time for the dino parade!

And leading the parade is Rosie's dino marching band!

[playing in unison]

[together]: Dino, dino, dinosaur!

Dino stomp and dino rawr!

Rawr, rawr, rawr!

[cheering, laughing]

[boy]: Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

This is amazing!

Better than I ever imagined!

Oh, It's wonderful! I love it.

Mom, do you like our dino band?

Do I? It's the best dino band I've ever seen!

You see, Rosie, one person can make a difference.

Yeah! I wanted to make a dino band for Iggy, and I did!

Iggy wuv you, Wosie!

[giggles] I love you too, Iggy.

Uh, can I have my arm back so I can keep playing?

Okay!

♪ I can make a difference if I want to ♪

♪ If something is important to me ♪

♪ In a group or on my own

♪ With friends or all alone

♪ It's a fact, promise you that ♪

♪ And you can do it too

♪ Give a speech for everyone to hear ♪

♪ Join a march or maybe volunteer ♪

♪ Don't be nervous or afraid

♪ You can make a whole parade

♪ I will use my voice to make a change ♪

♪ I can make a difference if I want to ♪

♪ If something is important to me ♪

♪ I can stand right up and say

♪ I'd like to make a change today ♪

♪ Believe it or not, you can do it too ♪

[overlapping children chattering]

- That was awesome! We did it! - I'm so happy!

[cheering, laughing] So much fun!

Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes one kid can make a big difference.

Like saving a dino parade!

Iggy did it!

[giggles]

With some help from your friends.

Rawr!

[confused meow]

[startled meow]

[startled meow]

[gasps]

Iggy play mayachi, Tita!

[excited meow]

This is trumpet! [inhales deeply]

[high-pitched blaring]

[confused meow]

And guitar!

[strumming gently] Hum, hum, hum!

[excited meow]

A ducky!

[squeaking]

Iggy weady to play mayachi!

[excited meow]

[blaring]

[strumming]

[squeaking]

[blaring]

[laughs]

[blaring]

[strumming]

[squeaking]

[disjointed noises]

[squeaking, strumming]

[groaning]

Iggy no can play mayachi.

[meowing]

[strumming]

Huh? Tita play guitar?

[gasps] Iggy and Tita mayachi band!

[playing in unison]

[excited meow]

[upbeat music]



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