01x17 - Rosie's Pirate Adventure/Time Trouble

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rosie's Rules". Aired: October 3, 2022 – present.*
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Series follows 5-year-old Rosie Fuentes as she investigates and learns about the area around her San Antonio, Texas home.
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01x17 - Rosie's Pirate Adventure/Time Trouble

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[bright music]

♪ Rosie has a lot that she wants to know ♪

♪ Can you mail a cat to your abuela's house ♪

♪ In Mexico

♪ How do stores get food, can you pogo stick to the moon ♪

♪ She's got a lot to learn and when she does ♪

♪ They're Rosie's Rules

♪ Hey

♪ Well, that's new information

♪ She will always figure it out ♪

♪ So much to cheer about

♪ For Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Argh! Rosie's Pirate Adventure!

"Shiver me timbers!" the pirate explorers said.

Because at that moment, they discovered...

a magical pirate chest!

[both gasp]

Slowly, they opened yonder pirate chest,

and then... [Rosie gasps]

Tell us, tell us!

Then what?

It was filled with... pirate treasure!

[both]: Whoa!

And according to pirate legend,

there's another magical chest just waiting to be discovered...

somewhere around the world! The end.

- Again! - Again, again!

Aw, I wish I could, mateys,

but I've got to set sail yonder to...

work island!

Heave, ho! Heave, ho!

[giggling]

Rosie's Rule:

Even Pirate Moms have to go to work!

[Javi]: I wish we could find the magical treasure chest.

Me too.

But where in the world could the treasure chest be?

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

Where could the magical treasure chest be?

Maybe...

♪ It's on an island that's covered in green goo ♪

♪ Where we'll slide around in circles ♪

♪ In a forest of bamboo

♪ Or in a volcano of oozy grilled cheese ♪

♪ Where a silly perico says thank you and please ♪

[squawking]

Oozy grilled cheese...

[gasps]

Javi! Maybe we can be pirate explorers!

Us? ¿Estás segura?

i¡Super duper segura!

And we can go all around the world

and find that magical treasure chest

filled with jelly bean-flavored ice pops!

It has jelly bean-flavored ice pops?

- I hope so! - i¡Yo también!

Vamos, matey!

Let's get ready for our pirate adventure!

Okay!

Argh! I'm Pirate Explorer Rosie!

Ahoy! I'm Pirate Explorer Javi!

Ready to find the magical treasure chest?

Arghy-fargh!

That means "yes" in pirate.

[giggling]

[Gatita meows]

i¡Hola Wosie!

Hola, Iggy and Gatita.

We're going to look for a magical treasure!

Wanna come?

- Okay! - Meow!

i¡Síganme!

Let's go on an adventure around the world!

[Rosie and Javi]: Ahoy! Yo-ho!

Around the world we go!

Wait a secamadoodle!

- Whoa! - Meow!

Anyone know how to go around the world?

- Yo no. - Uh-uh.

[meowing]

[Crystal]: Why are there three pirates

and a pirate cat in front of my room?

We're going to find a magical treasure chest

around the world!

But we don't know how to do that.

Ah...

Sounds like you need... this!

[Iggy gasps]

A ball!

Nope, not a ball, Iggy. It's a globe.

What globe?

Argh! A globe is like a teeny tiny

version of the world! Right?

That's right.

So, if you wanna go around the world,

you can use the globe and plan your route.

Oh!

[giggling] Ahoy, mateys!

We'll start here in Texas,

because that's where we live.

[Rosie]: And then we'll walk across this blue part!

That might be a little hard.

And why is that?

Because that's an ocean.

What about here?

[Crystal]: Still an ocean.

[Rosie]: Here?

[Crystal]: Still an ocean.

- Here? - Still an ocean.

[Rosie sighs]

Well, how are we gonna get around the world

with all that blue ocean in the way?

Argh-yar-har-har! Yo-ho-ho!

That's pirate for: We need to make a pirate ship

so we can sail across the ocean!

A pirate ship! That's supertastical idea!

- Uh-huh! - Can you help us build

a pirate ship, Crystal?

Me?

Help make a pirate ship?

We'll need cardboard, paint, fabric for a flag...

Oh, and a parrot!

Because if you are a pirate, you've gotta have a parrot!

Here pawwot! Squawk!

Perfect. Let's build!

Oh! i¡Espérenme!

[upbeat music]

[giggling]

i¡Qué padre!

Our pirate ship is ready to set sail!

Argh!

Thanks for your help, matey!

Happy to help. Oh, my little pirates!

Huh?

Hey! Is that my bandana?

Uh-oh!

[giggling] Hey! Get back here!

[Crystal]: That's mine!

We have our pirate ship

and we're ready to sail across the ocean!

[Javi]: Yup! Until we get to this green part.

[Rosie]: What's the green part?

[Javi]: Maybe grass?

[gasps] Or a hippo playing

the harmonica! Yep, I bet that's it.

Huh?

We need to call Abuela.

Oh!

[chiming]

[Rosie]: Ahoy, Abuela! Argh!

We're pirate explorers!

[gasps] i¡Hola pirate explorers!

[giggling] I'm practicing el Jarabe Tapatío

for a local talent show! ¿Qué pasa?

We're using the globe to plan a trip around the world!

We know the blue part is water,

but what's the green part?

Ah, that's a great big area of land

called a continent!

A continent?

So... not a hippo playing the harmonica?

No. In fact,

there are seven continents on Earth.

And some are separated by water!

i¡Ay! It's my turn to perform!

i¡Adiós granitos de arroz!

[both]: i¡Ciao bacalao!

[tablet beeps] Mira Javi.

We can't sail our pirate ship across a continent

'cause it's land!

I guess we're gonna need a pirate car!

[giggling]

Yo-ho-ho! A pirate car!

Very pirate-y, Prima.

Gracias.

Atención, pirate explorers!

Here's how we're going to go around the world!

First we'll sail across the blue ocean...

- Argh! - Yeah, ocean!

- Meow! - Ahh!

[Rosie]: Then we'll drive our pirate car

across this continent!

- Yay, drive car! - Ya-hoo!

Vroom, vroom!

[Rosie]: Then the ocean...

[giggling]

[Rosie]: Then continent.

[panting]

[Rosie]: Ocean, continent, ocean, continent,

ocean, continent.

[panting] Are... we there yet?

[meowing]

Rosie's Rule: Exploring the world

can be very tiring!

[Mom]: Ahoy, pirate mateys!

And pirate kitty-cat!

[meowing]

Hi, Mom! We're going around the world

to find the magical treasure chest!

Wanna see how are we're going? They can show you!

- No! - Uh-uh!

Well...

it's gonna be argh-rifical!

Sounds like it! I just hope you packed lots of snacks,

'cause Cheddar Cheese Louise,

it'll take a long time to get around the world!

How long?

Hmm, let's see...

you've got a pirate ship and a wagon...

add some time for weather and sightseeing...

Maybe months? Or even a few years?

Months?! [shocked meowing]

I can't go on a pirate adventure for that long.

I have a soccer game today!

[meowing]

Lo siento, Prima.

Iggy, Gatita,

will you still come with me on a pirate adventure?

[Iggy and Gatita]: Uh-uh!

Hmm...

I just wanted to be a pirate explorer

and find the magic treasure chest,

but it's gonna take so long to go around the world and...

[sighs] I need to flop.

Breathe in... [inhaling]

Breathe out. [exhaling]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out.

i¡Vamos a ver!

Hmm...

[gasps] Everyone!

I know how we can still have a pirate adventure

around the world!

Around the world we go, mateys!

[grunting]

Sailing across the ocean!

Ahoy!

Argh! Shiver me timbers!

Driving across the continents!

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

I see...

[Rosie gasps]

[giggling]

- Argh! - Treasure!

Gold coins!

Ooh!

[Rosie]: We found this magical treasure!

[meowing]

[giggling]

♪ A globe could be small

♪ But that's not all

♪ It's a miniature map of the world ♪

♪ Shaped like a ball

Like a ball?

♪ And all the blue

Azul!

♪ Is the water, who knew

[Iggy]: Not me!

♪ And don't forget about

♪ All the continents too

♪ That's a globe

[Javi]: Ahoy, mateys!

♪ When I set sail

♪ On my great big boat

♪ There's a whole lot of blue

♪ Where my boat can float

♪ But when I find land

♪ Could be mountains or sand

♪ Or a park full of people

♪ Playing hand in hand

♪ A globe can be small

♪ But that's not all

[Iggy]: That's not all?

♪ It's a miniature map of the world ♪

♪ Shaped in a ball

♪ That's a globe

♪ That's a globe

Argh!

[Mom]: I discovered one more treasure for you, mateys!

Ice pops!

Mmm!

Tastes just like jelly beans!

Rosie's Rule:

You can go around the world to look for a pirate treasure...

or you might just find treasure in your own backyard!

Argh! [giggling]

Time Trouble!

Plato. Cuchara.

Cereal. Leche.

Wake up, Gatita!

[meowing]

Don't you remember what today is?

[meowing] i¡Mira!

[meowing]

Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes your cutie ball cat

needs help reading the calendar.

Today is my breakfast picnic with Jun.

That's when we both eat breakfast outside...

together!

It's gonna start any second.

Mmm...

[dinging]

[startled meowing]

Starting!

Backyard, here we come!

Oh! I forgot my breakfast.

Jun! [grunts]

Breakfast... picnic... time!

Where is she?

She never misses our breakfast picnic.

- Meow? - Hmm...

[gasps] Maybe she went somewhere

super-magitastical!

But where?

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

Where could Jun be?

Maybe...

♪ She went away to a magic breakfast land ♪

♪ Where pancakes grow on trees

♪ And you can pick each one by hand ♪

♪ With hills made of chilaquiles and cheese ♪

♪ And rivers filled up with blueberries ♪

That would be dee-yummy.

¿Qué pasa, calabaza?

Nada, empanada.

But I can't find Jun.

Oh, mija.

Jun is still visiting

her grandparents in Shanghai.

Oh yeah!

Where is Shanghai again?

Ven. I'll show you on the globe.

I love globes.

They're so round and globe-y.

[meowing]

Acércate, mija.

This globe will help you.

i¡OÓrale!

Hmm... It's not helping, Papá.

Well, I haven't shown you anything yet!

Mira, see this right here?

[Rosie]: That's Texas, where we live!

Exacto.

Texas is in the United States.

Shanghai is...

i¡Acá! In China.

Mama Macaroni.

Texas and Shanghai are far away.

There's a whole ocean in between!

I don't think Jun will make it back for breakfast.

[meowing]

[Iggy]: Yay! Iggy find ball!

[giggling] Huh?

[sighs]

Too bad Jun and I

can't have our breakfast picnic together.

Wait a secamadoodle!

Papá? Can I call Jun, just like I call Abuela?

I don't see why not.

Let me pull up their information.

Listo calixto.

Here we go.

[gasps]

It's ringing! It's ringing!

I'm calling Jun on the tablet! And it's ringing!

Marco, Rosie! What a surprise!

- Hello! - Hi, Mrs. Liu.

May I talk to Jun, please?

Of course! I'll get her.

Ahí tienes, campeona.

i¡Gracias, Papá!

[giggling]

[gasps] Hi, Rosie!

I'm talking to you from Texas!

[giggling]

I'm talking to you

from Shanghai!

And guess what?!

We're gonna have our breakfast picnic together,

even though we're really far away!

Breakfast?

Yeah! You know, cereal, milk, pancakes,

chilaquiles... breakfast!

Uh, but Rosie? I'm getting ready for bed.

Huh? Why are you going to bed during the day?

It's not day. It's night!

[crickets chirping]

Well, that's new information!

How'd that happen?

I don't know.

How 'bout we try again in the morning

when I'm having breakfast?

That sounds supertastical!

Other side of the world high-five!

Yes!

[giggling]

See ya in the morning, Rosie!

Mmm!

[crickets chirping]

[giggling]

[Rosie]: Got ya!

[laughing]

Bedtime, niños!

[both]: Aw...

[meowing]

You too, Gatita.

[sad meowing]

We'll keep playing in the morning, ¿está bien?

- Yay! [meowing]

[phone ringing] Who could be calling

at this time of night?

[Rosie]: It's Jun!

Can I talk to her, Papá?

You can talk for a little bit,

while I put Iggy to bed.

- Okay! - Ah-ha!

[giggling]

[gasps]

[Rosie]: Hi, Jun!

Hi, Rosie! Ta-da!

[giggling]

I'm ready for our breakfast picnic!

Woo-hoo! Me too!

Oh, yeah. It's time...

for breakfast. Oh yeah.

Wait a secamadoodle.

I already had breakfast.

And lunch, and dinner!

You did?

Yes!

And now I'm going to bed!

See my Purple Knight PJs?

I don't get it.

Now, it's daytime here.

And it's nighttime there!

[gasps] I know!

I'll stay awake all night long.

And then we can...

[yawns]

...have breakfast together.

Okay, but are you sure you'll be able to stay awake?

Uh-huh... [yawns]

Definitely.

Then let's do it!

Rosie and Jun's breakfast picnic will now beg--

[Rosie snoring]

[soft meowing]

Uh, Rosie?

[gasps] I'm awake!

But I guess I am pretty sleepy.

Let's try again tomorrow.

Bye, Rosie!

[Rosie yawns]

Good night, Jun.

I mean, good morning.

I mean... see you tomorrow.

[tablet beeps]

[yawns]

Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes saying goodbye is very tricky!

[tire meow]

[birds chirping]

[sighs]

Buenos días, Iggy.

Beno día, Wosie.

[gasps]

It's morning!

It's time for my breakfast picnic

with Jun... again!

i¡Espera! [meowing]

How can I be sure it's daytime everywhere?

I need to call Abuela.

[chiming]

i¡Hola mi niña!

Abuela? You're all green!

I'm wearing my avocado face mask!

Ahh, so refreshing in the morning.

So it's morning in Mexico City, just like in Texas?

Sí, mi corazón. It's morning!

i¡Gracias, green Abuela! Gotta go!

i¡Adiós, granito de arroz!

[Rosie]: i¡Ciao, bacalao!

If it's morning in Mexico City,

then it's probably morning in Shanghai too!

[chiming]

Hi, Rosie!

Hi, Jun!

Are you brushing your teeth 'cause it's morning

and that's what you do in the morning,

so it's definitely morning in Shanghai? Right?

[gargling]

[spitting] No.

It's nighttime here!

Can you give me just a sec?

Ugh! Whenever it's morning there,

it's nighttime here,

and whenever it's morning here, it's nighttime there,

so we'll never have our breakfast picnic together and...

I need to flop.

[Jun]: Uh, Rosie?

[Rosie]: Sorry, just flopping!

Breathe in... [inhaling]

Breathe out... [exhaling]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out.

Vamos a ver!

Don't worry, Jun.

I'm gonna figure out how we can have

our breakfast picnic after all!

[giggling] Okay, see ya!

[Papá]: Was that Jun again?

Sí, Papá.

We keep trying to have breakfast day together,

but it's never morning at the same time!

And I don't know why!

Ah! I know why.

You do?!

[Papá]: Sí. [excited meowing]

Remember where Texas is on the globe?

Yes. It's right... here!

Exacto.

Let's pretend this flashlight is the sun.

When the sun is shining here in Texas, it's daytime.

Sun, daytime.

But on the other side of the globe,

where Shanghai is, look.

[gasps] No sun!

Right. That means it's nighttime.

Now, when the sun is shining in Shanghai...

[Rosie]: It's nighttime in Texas!

Because the sun's busy making it all sunny

and daytime-y in Shanghai!

You got it, campeona!

But that means we'll never be able to have

our breakfast picnic together.

[gasps] I've got an idea!

[crickets chirping]

[chiming]

Hi, Rosie.

It's morning here, so let me guess,

it's nighttime there?

Sure is! Totally nighttime.

But we can still have our breakfast picnic.

We can? How?

You'll have breakfast,

and I'll have...

...breakfast for dinner!

[gasps] Genius!

Other side of the world high-five?

[giggling]

Yes!

♪ When its morning here

♪ It's nighttime there

♪ And when the sun's rising here ♪

♪ It's going down there

♪ But that's all right

♪ We can still say hi

♪ We'll chat on the computer

♪ Let's give that a try

♪ When I look up at the stars so bright ♪

♪ Guess what? I'll be playing in the morning light ♪

♪ When I start my day, I'll be thinking of you ♪

♪ And when I finish my day, I will think about you too ♪

♪ When it's morning here

♪ It's nighttime there

♪ And when the sun's rising here ♪

♪ It's going down there

♪ Morning here

♪ Nighttime there

Rosie's Rule:

You can have breakfast with your friend

even if they're on the other side of the world!

[giggling]

[Papá]: Bath time is here, Iggy.

Hoo-way!

Time to splash, Lote!

Ah... [laughing]

Lo siento, Iggy.

Last time Lote came to the bath, he got all wet.

We need to leave Lote in here.

I'll get the bath ready.

Leave Lote alone?

[gasps] Iggy find friend for Lote!

Hmm...

Ah-ha! Bunny!

Dragon be Lote's friend?

[Iggy grunts] Lote and Dragon...

Ha! Together!

[snoring softly]

Dragon sleepy.

[Gatita meows]

[gasps]

Tita be Lote's friend?

- Meow! - Yay!

[purring]

[gasps]

Uh-oh, Lote!

Tita too snuggly.

[barking, panting]

[laughing]

[gasps] Ito be Lote's friend!

[barking]

Ito too noisy! [sighs]

Iggy no find Lote friend.

[Papá]: Listo, Iggy? It's time for...

Oh. Señor Turtle.

What are you doing under the couch?

Señor Turtle?

Hmm... No sleepy.

No too snuggly.

And no too noisy!

Hoo-way! Lote found friend!

Bath time!

[upbeat music]



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