03x32 - House of Imposters

[bunniefuu]

Welcome Patricia.

It's a bit dangerous, you coming here, isn't it? The others are gonna be up soon.

It's nothing to the danger we all face unless we get that sinner.

Fine.

I'll just pop into the bedrooms and grab someone, shall I? You may not need to.

Leave this one to me.

Oh, perfect.

Am I in trouble? Trouble? No.

No, this is just an audition To see what improvisational skills you have.

Wow.

You're taking this play really seriously, aren't you? Well, I need to know how my actors work under stress.

A high
-pressured environment can bring out the worst in people.

Well, I did play a Werewolf in my school nativity when I was five, so I do have experience.


- Howl!
- Yeah, ahem! No, I think you're exactly what we're looking for.

Oh! Oh, my! So I was looking at the script, and I thought this was actually a really funny Good morning, KT.

Look, everyone, it's KT.

Huh? This is awkward.

If you want your breakfast, Patricia, you just have to ask nicely.

And maybe at the same time, you can tell me why suddenly no one's speaking to KT.

Leave it, Jerome, okay?
- Fine.


- Okay, who's for seconds?
- Yeah, I'll have more.


- Nope, we're leaving.


- Where are we going?
- Come on, now.

Come on, love.

Help yourself.

No, thanks, Trudy.

I just lost my appetite.

Hmm Okay.

Try again.


- So my boyfriend's cheating on me
- Yes.


- You're my friend
- Yes.

And I'm
- Willow!
- Willow!
- All right, I've got it this time.


- Okay, right from the top.

So, Willow, I hear your boyfriend's a love rat.

Oh, no.

Alfie's really nice.

Actually, so are rats, when you get to know them.

No! No.

I need rage, anger! You're annoyed.

How could he do this to you? But he wouldn't do that to me.

Oh, not Alfie.

How can you not be making this girl wrathful? When you've got over yourself, I've got the perfect role for you Cherry.

You do want to pass this assessment, don't you?
- Yeah, but
- We can't all be the hero.

Well, I guess I better start watching my figure.

Guys.

Now that all the non
-traitors of Sibuna are here, we need to decide what to do about KT.

Now all right.

It just feels really mean to freeze her out like this.

I mean, what if I'm wrong? What if she's innocent? Fabian's right.

Okay, KT handed in her Sibuna badge when she joined team evil.

Guess we just have to keep one eye looking over our shoulder now.

And the other eye on KT.

And the other eye on each other.

But never fear.

Alfredo has eyes like a hawk and stings like a cobra.

Nothing's gonna get past me.

I got your backs.

Uh, hawkeye, where's Willow? Hey, Eddie I just I thought KT was one of my best friends.

Me too.

Well, she's not.

She's a liar and a traitor.

She is not Sibuna.

Don't run away to join the circus, Alfie, my husband.

What will become of me and little Alfina? Cut, cut, cut! Anger.

Rage, Willow.

How hard can it be? Enough! Rob Uh Robson.

What are you doing here? The job myself.

Hmm? Seeing as you are failing abysmally on your own.

Robson here is a friend of mine.

Oh! I've got a friend too.


- His name's Alfie.


- Yeah no.

No.

Robson is an actor friend, Willow.

He's here to help your performance.

Are you famous? Do I know you? Oh, yes.

I am your worst Nightmare.

Hey.

There you are.

What, no stink b*mb? No "kick me" sign? You're losing your edge, Clarke.

As if I would ever do that to you, Joy
-less.


- Got your collar up.


- I know.

It's out.

Get your hair out, shall we? See ya.

See ya.

And the award for worst actor goes to This is exactly what he did to me.

He reels you in, pretends he cares about you, then cheats and breaks your heart.

Just be glad you aren't stupid enough to actually fall for it.

Yeah.

I can't be that stupid, right? What is going on with that girl? You know, whatever it is, it will be ancient history by lunch.

Quiet, everyone.


- Quiet!
- Hey, guys, yeah, quiet down.

Quiet down.

So we have a I had it under control.

I am in charge here.

Actually, Mara, this bit What we in show business call "the stage" Is the Director's turf.

Where is Willow? Apparently Miss Jenks has gone shopping for costumes.

I thought I'd just pop in and see how the masterpiece Yeah, Willow said she wanted to do the costumes for the show.

Besides, it's KT we need to be worried about.

Voice mail again.

You will learn, Miss Jenks That I am not a nice man.

And my genius exceeds anything your tiny mind could comprehend.

I am to be feared and obeyed! Oh! You are really good.

You should be on the television.

Miss Denby, I think your presence is inhibiting Willow.

Why don't you leave us to it? Besides It's almost lunch.

Why don't you go and prepare a treat for our guest? I still think we should at least look for Willow.

She'd do the same thing for us.

You know, if she knew about the whole, ancient Egyptian quest responsibilities we have.

Hey, don't stop.

Just let me get out my notebook.

Make sure I got everything down for the next team evil progress report.

KT, if you know what happened to Willow Hold on.

Let me call my great
-grandpops and ask.

Hey, look.

We really want to believe you, but that's not helping.

Yeah.

You've already decided I'm guilty, so What's the point? You want to know the worst thing for you guys Is, I know it's not me, so it's one of you Which means you're in more danger than I am.

That's it.

I've got to find Willow.

Mi
-ma
-mi
-ma
-mu, mi
-ma
-mi
-ma.

Ah! It's impossible.

You're too good.

Really? No.

You're a great disappointment.

But I can only work with what I have.

Willow? Frobisher! Okay.

Okay, keep calm, Alfie.

You can do this.

Do what? Okay.

No.

Don't go up there, Willow.

Did I get the role? Oh, I think I can find a part for you to play.

A tragic one.

I've got an idea.

Frobisher, come and get me! What was that? There's someone here.

The door they're gone.

No!
- Alfie! What's going on?
- We need to get out of here.


- This is not a joke.


- Wait, no I've got an acting class.

Woo! No! Robert.

It's too late.

Wait.

I know you.

You're, uh don't tell me Joy, is it? Are you going to explain why you've been cold
-shouldering me all day?
- You've been frostier than Mara.


- And I wonder why Mara's frosty with you.

I feel we're inching ever closer to the point.

Look.

I know you gave the same charm to Mara and Willow as you are to me.


- I guess I just wised up.


- Joy, no.

That's not true.


- Oh, come on, Jerome.

Of course it is.


- It isn't.

Where is everyone? Sorry, Mr.

Sweet.

I don't know what the holdup is.

Wow.

I'm impressed.

I had to save her.

Frobisher who is seriously creepy and a teensy bit mad, by the way
- Was really angry with her.


- Because he couldn't get her.

Willow is one tough cookie.

Dude, I'm so sorry we didn't help you out.

I just didn't think they'd go after her.

But you got away.

I mean I mean, you're safe.

But they don't know it was you? Please.

I know how to pull off a rescue mission.

I left not a trace.

Except my pen Which has my name on it.

You have a personalized pen? There's something you need to know.

This Us It's different.

You're different.

I can't sleep.

I think about you all the time.

I'm off my food.

I look forward to when you'll next insult me.

Yeah, so you say to all the girls, Jordan.

No.

Just you.

Only ever you.

I would never do anything to hurt you.

Yeah, I want to believe you.

Sorry.

I can't hear you.

Hubba
-hubba! Very realistic.

Very realistic.

That's not in the script.

Mara, I am so, so sorry.

Gotcha.

Wow, I've still got it.


- So you're not annoyed?
- No, it was brilliant.

Obviously, I want Jerome to think I'm raging, but, wow, that kiss was a nice touch.

I should have thought of it myself.

I'm just so sorry you have to go through with it.

I mean, taking one for the team is one thing, but a smackeroo from Jerome
- Ugh.


- Ewe.

I'll rewrite that scene anyway.

Jordan almost looked human in it.

Almost.

Thank you, Patricia.

Please take a seat.

Yeah, so, uh right.

KT, you're up.


- And
- Action.

I'm not sure I can do this.

Go on, KT.

Go for it.

Stage is yours.

But, Mandy, you got it all wrong about me and Jordan.

I'm a good friend.

I would never betray you.

And we have a winner.

KT, you got the part.

You're Jo.

Well done.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, hold on.

Hold on.

She doesn't deserve to be the lead.

Wait.

This could be just what we need.

If she's busy with the play, then we know she's not out capturing sinners.

Oh, great.

A diva.

I knew you were there, Denby.

I was ignoring you.

No wait.

I hear the school brats have found their way into the secret room at Anubis House.


- But Victor
- Oh, didn't do his job properly.

Oh, dear.

Which means you have the chance to prove You are not so incompetent.

Of course, anything.

Hey, Yacker.

Eddie.

Hey, you shouldn't go off on your own not with KT on the loose.

I saw her before.

I think she was going back to the house.

She looked dangerous.

We have to stop her.

Look, don't worry, okay? I'll get the others, and we'll go after her.

You just, uh, stay here in case she comes back.

Cool.

I'm not in the mood, Patricia.

Look, you don't understand.

I've come to apologize.

I'm so, so sorry.

I really did get it all wrong.

Sorry.

I'm just waiting for the punch line where you insult me again.

No, really.

No, I believe you.

I know you're not working with team evil.

What? How? Because I know who is.

I've discovered the real traitor.

Really?
- Come with me, and I'll show you.


- Oh, who is it? Look, just come with me, I'll show you, and we can clear your name.


- Hey.


- Hey.

Whew.

Anything you want to tell me? Oh, please don't say you've just come around to get a compliment on your kissing technique.

No, I'm not.

Although it was good, right? Eh, it was all right.

Fine.

Actually, what I meant was Were you going to tell me at any point that this play is all about humiliating me? Look, I'm sorry.

I was going to tell you.


- I would
- No, no, stop.

It it's okay.

Mara's your friend, and I get that.


- Well, I'll just tell her we can't
- No.

But maybe this will make her happy again.

Give her closure.

And then perhaps perhaps She'll let you be happy too.

That's all I care about now.


- Are you sure it's safe?
- Look, just follow me.

Okay.

Who is it? Who is the traitor? Ha! Well done.

Patricia.

Alfie.

I heard him telling Victor that he dropped his pen here.

The last time they'd had a meeting.

Alfie.

But it's Alfie.

I don't believe it.

I Oh, we have to
- What's the hurry?
- Well, we have to go and warn the others.

What, after they accuse you of being a traitor? They don't deserve your loyalty.

They're my friends.

They thought they were doing the right thing.

Hey.

Friends are overrated.

You'll soon learn that power is much more fun.

And evil is my favorite bit.

What? No!