03x20 - House of Eclipse

[bunniefuu]

The hour of Robert's return.

Is finally upon us, Corbierre, finally.

Now, Corbierre, all we have to do is wait for Victor.

He's not going to be attending this little ceremony.

And neither are Mr.

Sweet or Ms.

Denby.

What is this? __ __ Now.

That is right now!
- I'm going to need an ambulance!
- Well, surely not for a stomachache! No, it's like my insides are trying to be my outsides.

Oh! I think this is the end! Oh!
- I'll go and get help.


- Oh, no, no.

No.

No, Dad, don't leave me.


- Don't leave me.


- But there's somewhere else I have to be.

Dad, I need you, please.

Of course.

Um Oh! Oh! Ambulance.

Quickly, please, my son.

He's very ill.

Not long to go now, everyone.

How could you do that to me, Joy? How could you do that to Mara and Willow? How does it feel to have broken two girl's hearts? What Hmm? I didn't think of it like that.


- Well, maybe you should have.


- Wait, don't turn this around back on me.

Guys! For the last time, Denby is tricking you.

All this stuff about flunking you has to be a lie.

Flunk or not, the sooner we leave, the better.

I have matters to attend to.

Guys, we have to act now.

This could be the only chance we have to stop Denby from Apologies, temporary interruption.


- What are those?
- Your robes, of course.

I really don't like robes Miss, I've had a lot of bad experiences with them.

We don't have to wear those.

Oh, you're quite right Patricia, no you don't.


- Still, it's a pity for your families.


- What about our families? Oh, you know.

I was going to take a picture of you wearing the robes and send them to Patricia's twin, Alfie's parents, all your close relatives.

I have their addresses.

Joy, talk some sense into these two, will you? Guys, this suddenly feels like the whole "chosen one" thing all over again.

Finally, we have been telling you! This isn't good, is it? No, Joy, it's not.

Corbierre, who has done this to you? [Suspenseful music]

"Gotcha"? Open this door! Whoever you are, you will pay for this despicable act! [Pounding]

Come on, guys, you were supposed to be here by now.

I have to get out of here! I have to get out! Help! Any sign of Jerome yet? Nope.

I think I would have noticed.

Weird.

I thought he'd be here by now.

Mm.

Maybe it's time you gave up on him.

Oh, no, there's 20 minutes left yet.

I wonder if he's emailed.

Look, there's still time for me to add in my bit about the Vikings and their belief system.

You see, they thought there were these two wolves.

One wanted to catch the moon, and the other the sun.

It's really interesting, Willow, but I'm sorry, it's not science.

Ah! Oh, girls, I think there's some problem with your props.

Oh, Dad! Oh, I'm so glad you're here! Oh, Dad! Oh, Dad, stay with me! Stay here! Don't worry, Eddie.

I'll be right behind the ambulance in my car.


- You're not going to stay with me? Dad!
- Don't worry.

You'll be fine! I'm just here.

[Siren wails]

When you've been in this job as long as I have It's easy to spot a faker.

[Chuckles]

No, no, no.


- Downloading.


- Downloading.

No sign of your boyfriend? No sign of your boyfriend? I guess we have to start without them.

Maybe you should start without me.


- You're part of the group.


- I know.

But you haven't used any of my mythology ideas.

Because they've all been disproved by science.

It's about imagination.

You know, that is way more interesting than a few statistics about how far away the moon is.

That's not what my talk is about.

Oh! Ah
-ha! I think you've been really mean! I was project coordinator and I was really excited this.

I don't want to make you feel left out.


- You can work the laptop, okay?
- I don't want to.

Okay, girls.

I've just tested your computer thingy.

Everything seems to be working.

Nearly time now.

Are you going to be ready?
- Let's give them another two minutes.


- Let's give them another two minutes.

[Both sigh]

No, no, no Great! There.

There, all safe again.

Oh, look what they've done to you.

On any other day I would be hunting down your abductors and making them pay.

But today, we have higher duties to attend to.

Today, the greatest event of our time will begin, Corbierre.

Nothing nothing will ever be the same! Ah! Why didn't I pay more attention? I'm sorry, grandpa.

I messed up.

The ceremony is going to be performed by the impure of heart and It's too late to solve this great evil!
- Hey.


- Hey! I thought I might find you here.

Do you know how hard it is to escape from an ambulance?
- Denby got away.


- Yeah, my Dad too.

Ah, I figure we'd have been busted.

It looks like I was right.


- What about Fabian?
- I don't know.

Same boat?
- We'd better get back to the Gate House.


- What's the plan? The same as always.

We don't have one.

I have never been more embarrassed in my life.

You're going to be more than embarrassed in Very, very soon.

I can't believe I didn't listen to you guys.

Don't think about Harriet.

Don't think about Harriet.

Don't think about Harriet.

Don't think about Harriet.


- Who's Harriet?
- The real Ms.

Denby.

She said that if the impure of heart wake The Sleeper Then basically it's the end of everything.

She made me think about Harriet.

Jerome, I'm not so worried about grades anymore.

All I'm worried about is getting out of here.

Fine, then let's brush Denby and we'll go.


- Brush a teacher?
- She's no teacher.

All four of us can take her.

She's only one person.

It's almost time.

But before we go out the big moment We have Mara and Willow and friends To give us some fabulous eclipse facts.

Yay! [Applause]

Oh, my goodness! Don't you all look wonderful? What a marvelous project this is going to be! Time to bring in the special guest.

Ah, yes, the sleeping Egyptologist, or as it's known to the rest of the world, the grandfather clock.

It is an Egyptologist! [Pounding]

Look, look! His face! You can see his face! Yes, Patricia, his face.

All grandfather clocks have one.

Joy, Jerome, you have to listen to us.

Shall we take our places? Everyone, gather around The Sleeper and join hands.


- I'm not doing this anymore.


- No, no.


- None of us what to do this.


- Oh, come on! This ceremony may be one of the most memorable days of your school life.

Or one of the last days of our school life.

Listen, make all the threats you want, but none of us want to do this.

There's no way you can scare us into going on Be quiet! I am in no mood for insolence! You will join hands, and you will do it now! No, not again.

Nothing can stop this now! And for rehearsal Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

Run for the elevator now!
- Wait!
- Ah!
- Victor, get him!
- This is getting silly! All I'm asking you to do is take part in a school project.

Fine.

Whatever you say.

But oh, yeah, we can't do the ceremony without all of with us, can we? [Dramatic music]

[Grinding]

No, no, no, no, no! There are two types of eclipse.

The lunar eclipse and the solar eclipse, which is what is about to happen.

[Whispers]

Willow! Oh! Feel free to make notes.

Another word of the our eclipse is planetary transit.

Here's an illustration.

It's a little bit technical, but bear with me.

[Laughter]

Welcome back.

Oh, I almost forgot, blindfolds Because of the eclipse, of course.

And as your head master, I would be failing in my duties if I did not properly protect your eyesight.

We're not wearing those.

It's your choice, of course, though failure to do so will result in severe consequences.

As you can see, there is nothing spooky, or supernatural about an eclipse.

[Laughter]

It's time.

Put the masks on now! That's perfect.

And hoods, please.

[Spooky music]


- Fabian!
- [Stutters]

I'm sorry.

I messed up.

No, hey, don't worry about it, okay? We all messed up.

They must be in the Gate House by now.

We have to get in somehow.


- What's wrong with the cellar door?
- It's nailed from the inside.


- Oh.


- Okay, let's try the main door.

No, we can't.

We tried that last night.

They changed the key code, remember? Great.

Okay, we have to do something! Look at the sky! Come on, we've got to get in somehow.

[Zapping]

Hands.

[Suspenseful music]

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

[Zapping]

So it is simply down to the cosmic fluke That the moon is the right distance from Earth.

Now, if you look at these equations [Laughter]

Oh, Mara.

I think you better take a look.

Willow, what is that? Something way more interesting than equations?
- Silly!
- Boring!
- Silly!
- Boring!
- Silly!
- Okay, okay! I think it's about time we went outside, don't you?
- Boring!
- Silly! Girls, girls! Come on.

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

What's happening? Make it stop! What are you doing? Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

[Dramatic music]

Oh! Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

[Zapping]

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

Stop, please, before it's too late! [Zapping]

There's got to be some way in.

We're too late.

Eddie, it's too late.

It's getting darker.

Hey, look, if we don't get through this, I just want you to know
- What?
- I Wait! Do any of you have anything on you from Anubis House?
- What?
- Something, anything.


- Well I no.


- Does this count, my key? Yes.

Okay.

Uh Come on Osirian, come on! Uh, come on, come on.

It worked! I know the code! The house, it told me! [Beeping]

That's brilliant! Come on! Come on.

Fabian, wait by the elevator.


- What?
- Trust me.

[Dramatic music]

[Zapping]

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.


- No!
- Coming your way, Fabian! Ah! No! [Cheering]

Get out.

All of you.

Get out! Has it worked? Has it worked? Robert? Robert, do you hear me? He's asleep.

He's still asleep.

Robert! Robert! It hasn't worked.

Robert! [Singing indistinctly]

[Panting]

Oh, no! Email's open! Delete.

Delete! What? Delete, delete.


- What happened back there?
- We stopped it! We stopped it! You both need to get a new hobby.


- What do I do with this?
- Who cares? It's not like anybody's going to need it for, like, another hundred years.

A shiny one, there, for you, Sir.

Who's that? I can't believe we did it.

[Laughing]

There you are.

I thought you did an amazing presentation, both of you!
- Really?
- Really? I didn't think you were here.

Me neither.

Are you kidding, where else would I be? Are you okay? Sort of.

You should be celebrating.

We're heroes.

Are we? What about Frobisher? It was my great grandfather that we left back there.

Hey.

Okay, so we averted some great evil.

What happens to him now? He never, ever wakes up?