03x17 - House of Hustle

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Mm.

Uh! What on Earth? Lewis? What did you do boy? What, me? No, not a thing.

I just heard the crash and I wanted to check there wasn't an intruder.

Oh, where have you hid the key Victor? Oh, come on, where are you? Typical Yacker, she probably did this to spite me.

No, of course she didn't.

I'm not saying she'd leave us here to rot, it's just I don't know man.

The whole thing with Patricia was weird.

We liked each other.

And we finally got to spend some time together.

And then boom! Okay, mass destruction.

That's just her way.

She only gets like that because she really likes you.

Not anymore, she dumped me.

Remember? What's this? Huh.

It wasn't my key.


- We're not haunted are we Victor?
- Of course we're not haunted! Don't be so stupid.

Go back to bed! Silence.

I really thought I was caught in a tragedy of epic proportions.

Yeah, we could have been toast.

Not the fire, silly.

Amber! It was almost a catastrophe.

Call off the National Guard.

I better message her.

Tell her what's been going on.

I bet she's dying to hear how I've been getting on at Anubis.

Oh, no! It's a different Amber Millington.

This one's eighty seven.

You two are going to have a lot of fun.

I've been lying here for hours trying to figure out what to do.

And frankly aside from faking my own death, or relocating to Siberia I am all out of ideas.

Okay I have no idea what you're talking about.

Willow moving in! Why would she do that to me Alfie, why?
- She's even sharing a bedroom with Mara.


- Now don't go blaming this on Willow.


- What am I going to do?
- Start brushing up on your Siberian.

Thanks Alfie, thanks a lot.

Hello Patricia! Can't you sleep? You need a glass of warm yack milk.

Right, I'm going to just go and get my yack.

I can't sleep either, I'm worried about Amber I haven't heard from her.

We were best friends and she hasn't responded to my friend requests online!
- Do you think something's happened to her?
- Oh Amber its Patricia are you dead?
- Okay that's great.


- Oh.

And uh, can you please check your friend requests? Yeah, that's it.

Okay bye.

Yay! Excite! Oh, we'll be pen pals.

Mm Ah Miss Denby again, and so early.

Victor?
- The key, the one you confiscated.


- Oh yes?
- Yes, the one you lost, yes this one?
- I wasn't mine.

Look.


- Two keys?
- Yes, but they're not the same, look Mine has a sun, your key, the other key has a moon.

Look the moon slides over the sun just like a An eclipse.

Yes.

Oh, this is a revelation.

You say you confiscated this key from Patricia? Correct.

I noticed a moon symbol just like this on the crypt door yesterday, and I saw someone outside the crypt.

Robert must be inside, we were just unable to get to him.


- I don't remember a keyhole.


- We have to take another look.


- We must go back there now.


- Oh, no.

No, you go back to the crypt, you are after all The Keeper.

I shall tell Eric the good news about the eclipse.

Suit yourself, I'm getting Robert back.


- Trudy?
- Yes, Patricia?
- The lock down has been lifted hasn't it?
- Yes.

Cellar still locked? Of course it is.

It's always been out of bounds.

Wow Jerome, you look terrible.

Thank you Joy, always a pleasure to see you in the morning.

What do you want?
- Can't a gentleman be a gentleman?
- Yeah.

But what do you want?
- How's the three bed dorm?
- It's fine, thanks.

I see, so you and KT getting on famously? Jerome, I've got a lot on my mind this morning, so unless you get to the point There's a large jug of milk with your name on it.

I just worry about you Patricia, Trish, Pat, Patty
-cakes, okay! Okay Come sit, calm.

I just wondered how you felt about swapping rooms with Willow? And why would I do that? It's Mara, you see she gets distracted by all of Willow's chatting, that girl can talk the ear off Well someone with a really big ear.

And I just thought you might want some room from KT.


- Win, win?
- And how do you win? A happy awake girlfriend, naturally.

Okay.

But you have to do me a favor.

Woo
-ya! Yaw! Wah! Ha
-cha! Ya! Wa
-cha!
- Wah!
- What are you doing? I'm ready for whenever Victor leaves the building as soon as he does bam! I spring in to action Alfie Lewis is on the case.

Victor's got KT's key in his pocket, and Jerome's getting it for us.

Oh, so does that mean I have time to go and get breakfast then?
- Because its banana pancakes.


- And when Fabian and Eddie get busted because Victor works out the key opens the crypt.

You're going to say sorry guys I was eating banana pancakes? Yeah, see Eddie would understand.


- Whoa, whoa, sorry
- Ow! Steady on Alfie! Pancakes come to papa.

Mm.


- Hey Jerome!
- Hey Willow.

Willow, hey! Willow! It's Willow, Alfie look, Willow is here.

In Anubis House!
- Are you okay?
- Oh, I'm fine, I couldn't be better.

How are you settling in? It's not all it's cracked to be is it? What with the fire alarm and everything.

I bet you can't wait to get back to !sis House.

No, I love it! Everything is so great here I just I want to give everyone a big hug.

That's why I love you Willow, you're just so upbeat.

Willow If you're really
- Truly happy to be here
- I am.

There's someone who I think could defiantly use a hug.

I think he's a sucker for them.


- Mm.


- Not me silly! Someone who's got our best interest at heart.

Even though he can't always show it, what with being always being so So buttoned up and everything.

Who do you mean? Victor? Mm
-mm.

I doubt he's ever been hugged in his life.

It's tragic.

You are so right.

Jerome, you really see beyond the surface, to the true heart of a person.

Aw Come along all of you, get a move on, you'll be late for school.

Thank you so much for letting me move over here Victor, it was so kind of you.

Get out my way!
- What, what, what, are you doing?
- Wee! Oh! Careful Victor!
- Enough, of this!
- Woo.

Ugh! Really, never have I seen such impertinence! Don't run Lewis! Ahem mm.

Ahem That man needs more hugs.

Ah
-ha! Who's that? Someone's out there.

Yes! Now I've got you.

Robert! There you are.

They will pay for this Robert.

I will see to it personally.

What's this? Fascinating.

Come on Robert, let's get you home.

That's the instructions, and the body.


- Great evil headed our way.


- Yeah.

Key, key, key.

Yes.


- She's coming back.


- Hide right now! What? What?
- Alfie!
- Oh, my God, don't do that!
- Dude, am I glad to see you.


- Same here.


- Oh, it's good to see you.


- What happened to you guys? Oh you know fire alarms, house arrest, and key confiscation.

So, normal night at Anubis then?
- Come on guys let's get out of here.


- Okay.

Two keys Eric, the sun and the moon.

Do you see what this means? The sun and the moon? An eclipse of course! It makes perfect sense.

Indeed.

But how can we perform the ceremony, with a school of insolent students getting in the way? I think you're ignoring the obvious.


- Ya?
- The eclipse.


- The students will be fascinated by it.


- Go on.

I will present it to the students as an eclipse event.

An homage to the wonder of nature, and if they think they are being graded Well, they won't even question it.

They'll be far too busy to notice anything else that may be going on That's all very well Eric But we can still do absolutely nothing until we find the bracelet and the The t*nk I found it.


- Hey, Willow, hi!
- Where have you been? Um, it's a funny story actually um, you know how Fabian hurt his hand?
- Yeah, and my middle name is "gullible".


- Oh, really? No, Willow, no.

Fabian, are you alright? I'm Fine, thank you.

Is it very sore? You know your Alfie? Your hand dude! He's been in the hospital so long he's completely forgotten
- Right dude your hand! Remember?
- Ah! My hand yes, it's my hand.

So well um, you're going to be late for school so um, let's walk you over.

This place is always so exciting.

Ain't that the truth?
- Sorry.


- What Did you leave your homework to the last minute again? Uh, no, no, no, I'm um, I'm writing to my dad.

In math equations? Okay yes, I've uh I've left it to the last minute.

I've just had a lot on my mind.

Oh, anything I can help you with? Oh no, no, no I really doubt it no um No.

But enough about me, how are you, how's the new roomie? Oh, exhausting, she kept me up all night talking.


- Talking?
- Willow is the happiest, perkiest person I've ever met.


- Yes.


- I should ask her secret.

No! No, you shouldn't, you shouldn't do that at all.


- Why not?
- Because! Because Because She'll tell you something about sh**ting stars, and frolicking unicorns, and you'll tell her "well unicorns don't exist" and it will all just get very messy.

Ha
-ha
-ha
-ha.

Oh, true So, so don't.

Maybe um I know help me with my homework.

Yeah, ah, simultaneous equations my favorite.

Mm.

Whew! I can't work out why it didn't work.

I mean we must have gone wrong somewhere, but where? I can't believe we've lost the body.

So, what are we gonna do now? Huh, guys come on, look we've still got this baby, right? And we've got the descendant.

If we stole Frobisher
-Smythe once, we can do it again.

This time we'll do the ritual right, right?
- I guess.


- Come on guys Sibuna it!
- Sibuna.


- There we go that's better.


- Excuse me everyone, Patricia come here.


- Oh.

Okay looks like I'm going this way apparently I'll catch you guys later.

What!? Tick tock, tick tock, Williamson, you have a promise to keep remember?
- What?
- The room switch! I kept my side of the bargain, now you have to return a favor, speak to Willow!
- Right, all right, what's wrong with you?
- In as much as I abhor blackmail You have till the end of the day Patricia, then I am going to go and tell Victor You have the key, he confiscated.

Oh Robert is unharmed I've managed to return him safely to the Gate House unseen.


- Oh thank goodness.


- And I've also found these.

They appear to be the instructions to the ritual.


- Mm.


- Oh, but of course you're the expert.


- As the great enabler.


- Excellent.

Now we know what to do, and when to do it.


- During the eclipse.


- Precisely.

Chessie em hotep.

Hey Willow, it is so great having you here at Anubis House.

I mean you're really shaking things up.

Hugging Victor like that.

Oh thanks.

I do believe that hugs are more than just a way to spread some sunshine.

They're a chance to Change the world one hug at a time.


- Yes.


- You know who said that to me? Joy.

Joy and KT, both of them big fans of the hugging.

You see now Mara on the other hand, not so much.

Really? Yeah, if you shared a room with them, as I do, you'd see.

Hey, we should totally swap rooms! Oh, that's so thoughtful of you Patricia.

But, I'm in Amber's room.

Oh! Plus
- It's got good energy.


- Amber hated that room.


- Constant arguments with Mara.


- Oh.

Well Amber never said anything about that.

Why do you think she left Anubis House?
- Because of Mara?
- Yeah.

I mean I've got Amber on speed dial here Okay! I'll swap.

I mean if you think it's what Amber would do then okay.

Aw, you're gonna love it with KT and Joy, trust me.

Sit down everyone please.

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

Ah, Corbierre! We are making most excellent progress.

Mark my words When I find the bracelet, this will be the most momentous eclipse, the world has ever seen.

Chessie em hotep.

Chessie em hotep.

The long, long wait for eternal glory, is almost over.

We are planning a wonderful bill of celebrations at the end of the week.

To mark the importance of the total eclipse! Students will work in small groups, to study the science, nature, traditions, and customs of the solar eclipse.


- As ever we will need help with the
- Ooh, ooh! Pick me! Pick me! Organization.

Miss Jenks, very good.

What I don't know about the sun and the moon isn't worth knowing.

Well Miss Jenks, your first task will be to coordinate everyone
- Into their "eclipse" groups.


- Ooh Do I get to decide who works with who? No Willow you do not.

Everyone will work in the groups, and on the tasks selected for them.

Please see Willow for details.

And Jerome you'll be working with Patricia.

Alfie and Joy And Willow you are with Um, Mara.

We're incredibly fortunate For this will be a total eclipse.

Very rarely witnessed.

We will be able to see the entire sun going black.

And hard work will be rewarded with Extra credit! So get to it, hmm.

Mr.

Sweet, Sir
- The entire sun going black?
- A solar eclipse.


- When the dark sun is born.


- When the dark sun is born.


- What?
- That's why the ritual wouldn't work!
- The ritual has to be done
- During the eclipse.

But there's no way we can do everything before then.

Mm.

Well? All sorted.

We will trick them into helping us with the ritual.

All we need now is the missing piece.

Victor we must have that bracelet.

They have it! But I shall find it.

Those brats will not stand in my way.