03x14 - House of Smuggling

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Harriet! I've come to get you like we promised.


- She's gone! Harriet, she's not here!
- Okay, okay, don't panic.


- Uh
- But We need her to perform the ceremony.

Wait, I think I found something.

Well, what is it? It's her confirmed lunch order, she ordered fish sticks!
- Is that it?
- Could it be some kind of code?
- Right?
- Oh.

The fish stick code.


- Well
- Isn't there anything else?
- It says discharged.


- But Without Harriet, how are we going to save my great
-grandpa? How are we going to stop "him" from waking up evil? Oh, you're back.


- Where is she? Who took her?
- Left with a family member.

Didn't you know? You are her nephew aren't you? Well, yeah you know, good ole Aunt Harriet.

Well you're never far from her thoughts.

She kept reminding me to give you this.


- Thanks.


- Uh huh.

What is it? What? Where have I put my phone? "How not to annoy Joy".

"Don't tidy her room.

Don't mention Fabian.

Don't say she looks like Amber".

Willow.

Yep, I'm a horrible person.

Joy, how are you getting on with the entertainment plans? The entertainment plans? Didn't I ask you to organize things for the school open day?
- Again, open day?
- I've got so much on my mind.

It's for perspective parents, and I promised a live performance, demonstrating our students hidden talents.


- Ya, good luck with that.


- Joy, please if you could help me out I'll owe you a big favor.

It's funny that you say that, because there is something that I could really Really use your help with.

Why do I suddenly feel I might regret this? Mm.

Okay, come om.

Come on.

All right so, Harriet left us this card.

Okay, it tells us what to do if anything happened to her.

It says we have to perform the ceremony ourselves.

Ourselves? You have all you need to wake Robert.

You're good people pure of heart.

He will again be the great man he once was.

We have no idea what we're doing.

What if we do something wrong? We could finish him.

So we risk your great
-grandpa being woken up by Denby?
- Is that what you want?
- No! She's right to be worried.

These ceremony's have to be correct down to the last detail.


- And if they're not
- Everything goes kablooey, including us.

Okay, well this is our only chance now.

Okay? If Harriet wanted us to do it we have to believe in her.

Harriet didn't know what planet she was on.

What's the alternative, we wait for Victor to realise he's got a fake bracelet? Does this look in any way familiar? Eric This is the bracelet they gave me.

That photograph was taken last year.

Some worthless trinket belonging to her.

The same infernal children, every time.

Come Victor, you can't really think they did it on purpose? How else do you explain it? You were threatening them with endless searches, they probably thought giving you something was better than nothing.

They must know.

I think what Victor's trying to say, is that he simply can't control a few youngsters.

You! You have absolutely no idea what they're like.

What do know is that we are running out of time! That we must now stop at nothing to get the real bracelet.

So I'm looking for a party piece, something that you're good at that nobody knows about like Silent Jenny.

Brilliant, um, Willow! You're creative aren't you? Well, I am secretly good at poetry.

I was hoping for something a little more energetic.

I can recite it with passion.

From the heart.


- Can you do it on a unicycle?
- Yes.

Well, I can do it next to a unicycle.


- I can sing.


- Really? You did say hidden talent.

I wrote a very special song, for a very special someone.

Mm
-hum.

Alfie! You could do some magic? Yeah, but it's supposed to be hidden talent and everyone already know I can do magic.

Ya but we can just pretend, can't we? Come on guys this is a really big deal for the school.

Uh, well, how big a deal? Like no lessons, all staff on duty, even Victor? I guess they're all expected to attend, yeah.

Sorry I'm late class I had a family matter to attend to.

Right I think that's enough, and from you.

What are you thinking Osirian? It's the perfect opportunity, when all the staff are at the open day Then we'll have enough time in the Gate House.


- It could work.


- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.


- No it's too soon! I need more time to look over the instructions.

Fabian buddy you've looked at that like a kajillion times.

No wait look, something, something's bothering me, I've overlooked something.

Maybe it's the prospect of terrible and certain doom that's waiting for us up there, just a guess.

No we're good.

We're good! Alright? We just have to hold on to the bracelet until tomorrow.


- And then we go over and we use it
- Uh, guys come and look at this.


- What?
- Whoa! Good catch.

I shall search every nook, every cranny, every loose board! I'll stop at nothing until my bracelet is found.

My real bracelet! What are we going to do? Ah! Those are my school books! Yes! The perfect excuse to be late with homework.


- Oh.


- Thank you Victor.


- Can I please rehearse in your room?
- Rehearse? You're not seriously doing a song tomorrow, are you?
- Why wouldn't I be?
- Well Not everybody wants to hear a song about how great I am.

I don't care who hears it, just like when you did your history speech about me.


- Oh no, no, no, not
- It'll be fine.

Mm.

Does it mention my name?
- Alfie come here!
- Uh, okay um You've got to help me, if Mara sing's that dribbley song, Willow's going to know that Mara and I are still together.

I'm a little busy.

He's not going to stop until he finds that bracelet.

I'll just hide it.

Oh, there's no where in the building he won't look.

And we're all on lock
-down.

There's nowhere else we can go.

True.

Unless you have special permission from the Headmaster to go to school because Because it's takeout night.

It's gonna be okay, just wait here.

Are you a crocodile or an alligator? I can never tell the difference.

Huh!
- Oh! It's so scarey isn't it?
- These floorboards are coming up!
- Really.


- Willow? Oh hey! Is he still searching? It is so exciting.

The only thing that ever goes missing at our house is fun.

Boring.

You get used to this stuff at Anubis House.

I suppose you do.

I got called in to see Mr.

Sweet.


- Oh.


- I thought I was in trouble.

But it turned out to be good news.

I'm just, I'm not sure you should hangout here.

Now while the search is going on.

I mean I wouldn't want you to get into trouble.

Oh Which is why I want to warn you against reading this poem tomorrow.

Why? I just don't want anybody to make fun of you.

People can be very cruel.

I want to protect you from all that.

Aw, that is so sweet.

You really want to protect my feelings? I do I really do.

Oh, that makes me want to read it out even more.

Now what rhymes With dimples? Ha! Eddie! I've been looking for you everywhere.

Uh, oh yeah, I've just come to look at the shield.

You know I get a tear in my eye when I think of the school's achievements.

Well you can look but, don't touch.


- I'm shocked, like I'd even think
- What are you doing there? What? No, no, no, nothing nah it was just loose I think because the whole Step aside.


- But aren't we having Chinese?
- Step aside! See, nothing out of place right? Maybe we should just Dad! I really don't want you to look behind there.

Give me one reason why not.

It's your birthday gift!
- My what?
- Yeah, it's your birthday gift.

I just didn't want you to find it.

Why didn't you put it in your room? What are you kidding me? What if my friends found out that I bought an expensive gift for the Headmaster? Alright? I've got a reputation to protect.

Expensive? Edison you shouldn't have.

I'm pretty sure it's what you've always wanted.


- Let's go get that takeout!
- Okay.

My treat of course.

Edison? Chicken chow mein Victor? He's still in crazy mode up there.

Great.

Okay well, the bad news is I couldn't hide it.


- Oh.


- Good news I did have did have some really good Chinese food.


- Really? That's nice.


- Eddie! All of you empty your pockets this second.


- What do I do?
- Oh come on didn't we already do this? No more defiance, do as I say.

You! Sweet Junior! You can be first.

Empty your pockets.

I I can't.

I shall tell you one more time, empty them!
- Victor.

Do you know what time it is?
- What! No! I am conducting a search.

How is that more important then the well being of the children?
- Oh we're just so exhausted Trudy.


- All we want to do is sleep.


- But we're not allowed to.


- How very amusing.


- Really tired.


- Don't you have a duty to perform Victor? It's ten o'clock.

You have five minutes precisely.

And then I want to hear a pin drop! Go on everyone, you all need your beauty sleep.

Unlike me.

We got lucky.

All right the sooner we get the ceremony done the better.


- Agreed?
- Yeah.

Oh yeah.


- Goodnight guys.


- Nite.

It's very good of you to help like this Patricia, if unexpected.


- Very unexpected.


- Oh come on Sir, you know me.

Totally community spirited.

"When the Dark Son is born in the English sky".

"And the Dark Son of Egypt shall rise again".

No, no I've made a mistake.

This translation, I know I've made a mistake.

You don't make mistakes, all right it's just nerves.

Alright?
- Okay, we're all set.


- Shouldn't Patricia be here? Decided it was safer if one of us made an appearance at the open day.


- What are you wearing?
- It's my camouflage.

But uh, I don't think it's doing such a good job if you can see me.

Ooh.


- No I
- Has Denby left the Gate House yet? The birdy has flown the nest.

Repeat, the birdy has flown the nest.


- Yes, she's gone!
- Oh good, well, alright guys.

Let's go wake up ole Frobbie.

Whoa! Ah! Pain.

Ow.

We made it.

Hey great
-grandpa, when you're up and About I've got a lot of questions for you.

Welcome to deep doo
-doo everyone.

I have a bad, bad feeling about this.

Hey, okay guys, we're almost home free, okay we got the bracelet
- The body.


- The uh, instructions from the notes.


- The incantation.


- And the descendant.

Of course! Of course good, or of course bad? Ah, how could I have not seen it? I've been so stupid.

We got the wrong sleeping Victorian dude, I knew it.

No, no, no, uh, the rhyme.

"When the dark sun is born in the English sky".

"And children of children sleep the day by".

"Give the loop of fire to the sleeping man".

"And the Dark Son of Egypt shall rise again".

Isn't it obvious? I need some extension cords Mr.

Sweet.

I've got some at the Gate House, I'll go and get them.

Nope, I mean I know where Victor keeps them all.

So it will just be quicker if I go and get them.


- Very well Patricia, off you go.


- Thanks Patty.

You don't think she's behaving strangely? Well if Patricia want's to tun over a new leaf, who am I to complain? Ah, I'm sorry guys I screwed up.

The word "son" I always thought it was the same symbol, but it's not.

The last last one in the rhyme means "son", as in father and son.

Whereas the first one in the rhyme means, sun in the sky.

Okay.

Dark "sun".

Is, is, is Is anyone getting this? Anyone? No.


- Nighttime.


- Oh.

It's telling us we have to wait till nighttime.

How are we supposed to stay here until nighttime without anyone finding us? I guess we have to get that t*nk out.


- What?
- We need to hide it.

Somewhere where there aren't any people during the day.

The crypt.

No people during the day.

Well maybe "living" anyway.

But we don't know where the crypt is, we know there's a passage from Anubis but
- We can't fit him through that.


- Are you kidding? What do you think I did the whole zombie thing for nothing? You think I'd come up here without mapping out a list of possible zombie hotspots.

See? Here, here, here, and the crypt.

Alfie, that's great! Okay we'll put him in the crypt.

Ah, that juts leaves one other question.

How? Ahem.

Um Hello everyone.

We have some great entertainment lined up for you today, showing the remarkable hidden talents of some of our pupils.

So, first up You know him, some of you even love him, although I have no idea why Here is Jerome Clark with his hilarious balloon animals.


- Five more minutes.


- Who will be on in five minutes.

So in the meantime, silent Jenny, everybody! Yay.

It seems bigger when you decide to move it.

Come on Osirian, you've got to be on the verge of some, brilliant plan.

You know we don't have to go through with this, I mean If we do this, if we steal a person, and they find out which they will Things are never going to be the same.

He's my great
-grandpa.

I'm kind of starting to like him.

You guys think I should push this button?
- No, no, no, no!
- Alfie do not press any buttons! Yeah, not under any circumstance.

Like I would be dumb enough to press a button.


- You already pressed a button didn't you?
- I already pressed the button.

What is it?
- It's an elevator.


- Alfie, you little genius.

Welcome to our plan.

Okay, okay, Alfie can you move that chair please? Quickly! Not really a good time to be updating your status.

I'm texting Patricia, she needs to know about the change of plans.

Okay, go ahead.

Moving the t*nk? Oh! I've got that cord.

Oh, I think Joy managed without it, but thank you.

Miss Denby perhaps you should form the welcoming committee.

Could you get Victor, please? Welcoming committee? We should be outside the Governor is about to arrive.

Uh, shall we head to the welcome tent? Eddie, tell me you're nowhere near the school.

Okay, well define "near the school".

Okay yes, okay I get it.


- Okay, bye.


- Oh! Guys.

Guys! Hey, we've got about one minute, until Victor Sweet and Denby come through that door.


- All right let's go!
- Hey guys, hey guys? We can use this.


- Yeah?
- Yeah, come on.


- I'm a little nervous myself.


- There's no shame in backing out No way, I want to do our song.

And I want everyone to know it's about you.


- Hey!
- Hey.

I just wanted to let you know my poem is going to be great.

Great! I even found something that rhymes with Jerome.

Break a leg.

Both, if I get found out.

Okay, let's go! One two three.

We can make it to the crypt, just as long as we don't stop for What on Earth, is that? Anything.

What's under there? Uh, oh! If you don't mind Trudy we really need to be somewhere right now.

Oh, come on you don't need to keep secrets from Trudy.

Eddie? Okay now I'm concerned.

You're not going anywhere until you tell me what is under here! What Is under here?