01x20 - Puppet Show/Mystic Egg Pizza

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- Look Puppet Master, I know you turned people into puppets.

of them were my agents. - If you don't fix it

by sundown, you'll be cute puppets forever.

[man screaming] - Quick! Back to the lab!

- My name is Agent Olive.

This is my partner, Agent Otto.

This is what came first.

But back to Otto and me.

We work for an organization run by kids

that investigates anything strange, weird,

and especially, odd. Our job is to put things right again.

[theme music]

[whinnying]

- Ah! - Hi-yah!

- Come on, Olive! Come on! - Where are we going?!

Who do we work for? We work for Odd Squad.

- Look, Puppet Master, I know you turned people

into puppets. - You can't prove anything!

- Of course, I can! of them were my agents!

- You've got a lot of nerve.

- Look at my arms! How am I supposed to work like this?

[growling] [sighing]

- I need my agents back. NOW!

So how about you tell me how to work this gadget of yours,

which, for some strange reason, looks like a giant dog bone?

- It does not look like a dog bone!

- [all]: Yes, it does! - Now I don't want to help you.

- Fine, we'll do it the hard way. - What's the hard way?

- In seconds, I will close my eyes.

- And? - And maybe these agents

decide to pay you a visit on the other side of the table.

Of course, I can't tell that will happen

because my eyes will be closed.

The only thing that I will say

IS YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOUR EYES WERE CLOSED TOO!

One...

two...

- OK, OK, I'll help you.

You can turn everyone back with a gadget. You need

all puppets in the same room at the same time

lined up in the order they were zapped,

starting from earliest in the day to the latest.

But you'll have to hurry, if you don't fix it

by sundown, you'll be cute puppets forever.

- [Olive and Otto]: We are not cute!

[Otto growling]

- You two head into town. I'll be in my office

working the phones. - Hey, great idea!

You can find out if anyone's seen any puppets around.

- Actually, I was gonna make some calls about getting a pet.

But sure, I can find out about puppets too.

[Ms. O sighs.] Who am I kidding? I'm just not going to have time.

- Oh, man! This is so embarrassing!

- We need to focus. Look at this.

It's a timeline, so we can place everyone

in the order they were zapped by the Puppet Master.

- Hey, that's us!

- Yep! So far just us. And we were zapped at PM, see?

The hour, , goes first before

the dots. And the minutes - in this case -

go after the dots.

- What's the PM part?

- PM basically means afternoon and nighttime.

It starts after o'clock,

also known as noon. Do you know what time it is now?

- Time to find some puppets!

- O'Neal, send us through the tubes.

- Who said that? - Down here.

- Olive and Otto are puppets!

[O'Neil laughing]

Look at your tiny, little badges,

and your tiny little arms.

- O'Neil! - Just ignore him.

- Preparing to squishinate!

[cawing sounds]

Ooh, the itty-bitty buddies!

- O'Neil! - Just push the button!

- Whooshinating!

[screaming]

- Whoo! I'm a puppet! Woohoo!

- I don't like being a puppet! Aaah!

Oh no! [clicking like a dolphin]

- So, this villain-looking lady comes over to me

holding something that looks like a dog bone. Anyway,

kapow! Next thing you know,

I'm a puppet. Can you believe it?

- Uh, unfortunately, yes.

- Don't worry, Jimmy, we can help you.

But we need to know one thing.

What time did you turn into a puppet? - Ah, gee, I don't remember.

- What were you doing? - I was eating breakfast and I was just about to start work.

- What time do you start work? - About o'clock.

- Hmm... And you were eating breakfast, which means it was

morning time, so AM. And because morning

is before noon, AM comes before PM,

which means Jimmy was zapped into a puppet before us.

- [Otto]: AM means before noon? - [Olive]: Right.

- Is that supposed to make me feel better?

Look at me, I'm still a puppet!

Besides, my pals over here,

they're just busting my chops!

- Hey, Jimmy, can I borrow your felt hammer?

[Jimmy sighs.] - Don't worry, Jimmy,

we can fix this. But you have to come with us.

- Oh, sure, Jimmy gets to leave work early 'cause he's a puppet.

Tony never gets to leave, he's a robot.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Ms. O, we found another puppet.

- Olive, is that you? I can barely hear you.

- My badge phone is made of felt.

- Whatever you're saying, I fully approve. Good work, agent.

- Ms. O, I've got some pet ideas.

Snake, too cuddly.

Bear? Too weak.

Oh! A lion! I can dress it up like a zebra.

- Couldn't you just get a zebra?

- I feel like we're having different conversations here.

- So this lady comes up to me with, like, a dog bone.

And then flash! And now... [moaning in frustration]

...I can't do my job anymore! - We can help, but we need

to find out when you were zapped, so we can put you

in order from the earliest in the day to the latest.

- Oh, uh, right before work. AM.

- That's in the morning, but Jimmy got zapped

in the morning too, at AM.

- Huh... If they're both in the morning,

the smaller the number, the earlier it is.

And because is smaller than , it should go first.

- We've only got more puppets to find.

But we need to stick together if we all want

to get turned back. - Well, I hope my hammer

gets turned back too. Hang in there, Big Thunder.

- What is that?! - Ms. O, I got it!

How about an invisible hamster? They're easy to take care of,

love to cuddle, and...

there's nothing in here.

- Ah, I'll never find a pet.

- Well, what if you describe what you're trying to look for?

- That's the thing: what I want doesn't exist!

I want something with fur,

legs, a tail,

and it makes a noise like woof, woof!

- I think I might be able to help.

[bleating]

- Ah, so much wasted ice cream!

- Um, what time did you turn into a puppet?

- Ah, I've been letting my customers down

since around AM.

- That's the morning, which is before noon.

- But is a bigger number than , so that means

it happened after the crossing guard and

the construction worker, but before us. So, here!

One more to go. Come on, puppets peeps.

- Right. - Yeah!

- Puppet show!

- Actually, we're not a puppet show.

- Puppet show! - No,

for real. We're just-- - Puppet show!

- You're not gonna let us pass

unless we do a show, are you?

- Nope! [puppets sighing]

- We survived the hurricanes

and all those awful tornadoes!

I guess that means we can survive...

anything.

- And now the kingdom

can finally be at peace.

- [puppets]: ♪ And that's the show

- Ah, man, I am loving this!

- If only Sheila could see me now!

- Come on! We've still got one more puppet to find, and time is running out.

[car honking] - Hey! I hear you guys

are looking for one last puppet. You need a lift?

- I hate to break it to you, but we just found the puppet.

[driver screaming]

- Quick! Everyone back to the lab before the sun sets!

- Oh no! Oh, my face! - [Olive]: Pull the handle!

[Otto groaning with effort] Pull harder!

Quick! Through the window!

- Don't scratch the paint!

- Now that we figured out that the taxi-cab driver

was zapped at o'clock, looks like everybody's

all lined up. - Let's do this!

- I still feel like a puppet. - Four fingers!

- I got a rod arm. - I don't get it,

you guys are all lined up in the correct order.

- Hold on. The cab driver.

Didn't you say he got zapped at ?

- Yeah, that's why he's at the beginning of the line.

- What were you doing at o'clock? - Um, I was eating my lunch.

- That means it was the afternoon.

So he must have meant PM, not AM.

- I'm so confused! - There are two o'clocks

on the number line: AM and PM. And since he got zapped

at PM, he wasn't the first person who got zapped,

he's the last one.

- Quick! Everyone, reshuffle! Cab driver

to the left-end side! [overlapping chatter]

- Sorry. Sorry. - Good news, everyone!

I picked a pet! - Oh no!

[puppets gasping]

- Whoops! That's actually his name.

Come back here, Whoops!

- After that dog! [suspenseful music]

- Come on back here, Whoops! - Whoops! Come on, dog!

- [Olive]: Come on! Let's go back!

[O'Neil laughing]

- They're still puppets!

- Come on!

- OK, I guess it does look like a dog bone.

- Whoops! - Whoops!

- [Otto]: Come on! Come on! Give, boy!

- Oh no! He's never going to give up that bone.

- Not unless he has something else to chew on.

Throw me.

- Seriously? - Really.

- Hmm!

Ah!

[heroic music] - Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Ow!

- Well, that didn't work.

- Here, boy. Want some of this?

- Ow! Hey, how did you know that would work?

- He's my pet, of course, he likes juice.

- Say cheese.

[cheering] - Welcome back,

Big Thunder. - Now, that that's over,

let's make sure this never happens again.

- Yeah! - Yes!

Uh! We need to fix this!

- Get glue, lots of glue!

- Uh... yes! - Ah... glue, glue, glue!

♪♪

- Greetings, agents!

This is a clock head lady.

She can be your best friend...

or the most annoying person on Earth.

Stop it! Stop it!

The easiest way to get her to be your friend is to tell her what time it is,

which is easy because it's on her head.

The small hand tells you what the hours are,

and the long hand tells you what the minutes are.

There are minutes in each hour,

so when you count the minutes, each number

represents minutes.

So that's , ,

, , ,

, , ,

, , ,

minutes.

Except when you get back to the , you don't say ,

you say o'clock. So right now, it is

... , , , , minutes.

:! [Ding!]

Before you leave, ask the clock head lady to dance.

Clock head ladies know many dances,

like this one. - ♪ Take away one

♪ Gonna add one, take away one - This one.

- ♪ Gonna add one, take away one, gonna add one, take away ♪

- And this one. - ♪ Take away one, gonna add one ♪

- And my favorite is this one. - ♪ Gonna add one back to me

♪ Back, back, back to me

♪ Take away one, gonna add one

♪ Take away one, gonna add one - Stop it! Stop it!

I thought we were friends!

- ♪ Take away one, gonna add one ♪

♪ Take away one ♪

- Oh! Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.- There you are. Something very odd ha

- What seems to be the problem? - It's my trash.

Have a look.

Thanks for coming, Odd Squad. - What seems to be the problem?

- [Otto and Olive]: NO! That's us!

- I'd like my garbage back. - What do you say, Olive?

Do we use the garbage-inator or the trash-inator?

- Maybe we should watch what they do.

- Garbage-inator or trash-inator?

- Hmm...

Trash-inator.

Uh oh! OK...

- Garbage-inator, it is.

- [all]: The garbage! - Ha! Ha! Ha! Hoo!

Hey, thanks, Odd Squad. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Oh, uh, what about them?

- Don't look up.

- OK. [logo hooting]

- There you two are. Something very odd has happened.

You remember Debbie from Debbie's Pizza Delivery?

- [Olive and Otto]: Of course! - Odd Squad, I need your help.

Um, I've been delivering pizzas all day

and every time one of my customers opens up

their pizza box, this happens.

Yeah, pieces are missing. It was a full pizza when I put it in there.

- Who would want pieces of your pizza to disappear?

- OK, I am not normally one to point fingers,

but, uh...

- Isn't that the guy who delivers egg salad sandwiches?

- Yeah. It's Delivery Doug. He's jealous of my business,

and he wants to ruin it. - Seems like a pretty

open and shut case to me. - But, Ms. O, shouldn't we

pay Doug a visit before we blame him for stealing Debbie's pizza?

- Either way, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

GO! - Come on, Debbie!

- AAH!

What's that smell?!

- I'm guessing the vats of egg salad.

- Well, well, well!

If it isn't Delivery Debbie...

and Agents "Ootoo" and "Oolavey".

- Wow! That's not even close to saying our names right.

- We know you've been stealing pieces of my pizza, Doug.

- Actually, we don't know that yet.

- Right. Yeah, right. Do the whole good cop, bad cop thing.

- And I didn't steal a thing.

In fact, the same thing has been happening

with my egg salad sandwiches.

See?

That was whole when I put it in there.

- But who would want to do something like this?

- Well, I don't like to point fingers, but...

- I did not! - Did too!

- You're so jealous of me! - Look at my successful empire!

- [woman]: Dovey, is everything OK?

- Everything's fine, Mom! - [woman]: Dovey, I'm thinking

of getting a car for Samuel! - Mom!

- This is so odd.

Who'd steal pieces of pizza

and pieces of egg salad sandwich?

- Maybe, it has something to do with the number .

- [agents]: Tommy Twosie!

- I say we pay him a visit.

- And I say we take the Eggmobile!

- You have an Eggmobile? - I do!

You guys are gonna love it. Come on!

- You know, when you say "Eggmobile", I thought it would actually be shaped like an egg.

- No, it just smells like one. - Ugh!

Do the windows work? - No, but the heater does.

And so does the stereo. Check out this new song

I just recorded. [hip hop music]

- ♪ Eggs! - All I really want is eggs ♪

♪ Mix some mayo in my eggs - Mayo, eggs ♪

- ♪ Now put it on some bread - Bread ♪

- ♪ You heard what Delivery Doug said? ♪

♪ Yeah ♪ - You guys all buckled in?

- [all]: Yeah...

- So what's this Tommy Twosie look like anyway?

- Straight ahead.

- This guy usually tries to make a run for it, so on ,

we all jump out of the Eggmobile. ,

-- - Wait! The only door

that opens from the inside is the passenger-side door.

- [together]: Seriously? - I never joke around about the Eggmobile!

[Doug grunting with effort]

- [Otto and Olive]: Odd Squad! Odd Squad! Stop right there!

- Oh, snap! [hip-hop music]

You're lucky I'm not wearing my running shoes today.

- We know you've been stealing pieces of pizza...

and egg salad sandwiches.

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You've got the wrong guy.

If I wanted to steal pizza-- - Or egg salad sandwiches.

- Sure. I'd take

whole pizzas...

or whole sandwiches.

Why would I want a quarter of one? That's just weird!

- What does a -cent quarter have anything to do with this?

- I'm not talking money. See? If you have a whole circle,

and you cut it into equal pieces, like...

the way this pizza

and this egg sandwich were cut,

each piece would be called a quarter or a fourth. See,

, , , quarters.

- Wait a second. The pizza and sandwich

are actually missing quarters each.

, . quarters.

- Sounds like a weirdo to me! - Yeah, who would steal quarters of something?

- I'm not one to point fingers, but...

- [Otto and Olive]: Quarterquinn!

- To the Eggmobile! - Cool!

Not cool! - You know,

just because it's called an Eggmobile

doesn't mean it has to be shaped like an egg.

- It does. [overlapping chatter]

- All right, no worries!

Delivery Doug's gonna cheer you guys up with some tunes.

[electronic music] I recorded this one with my mom!

- ♪ My daddy makes an egg salad on a bun ♪

- [Otto and Olive]: Odd Squad! Odd Squad! Stop right there!

- Whoa! There's nothing odd going on here.

I'm just trying to leave town as fast as possible without telling anyone.

- Or maybe you're leaving, because you've been stealing

pieces of my pizza. - Or my egg salad sandwiches?

- Eww! - I think she's talking to you.

- I really don't think so. - Guys, my name is Quarterquinn.

When I steal things - and I'm not saying I do -

but when I do, it's only a quarter something.

Whoever did this is into quarters or fourths.

- [Otto and Olive]: Whaaaaaat!?

- [adults]: Yeah, what they said.

- If you got equal pieces of something,

quarters is the same thing as saying fourths.

- Quarterquinn is right. Look.

One fourth here, another fourth here.

That's fourths.

One quarter here, another quarter here.

That's quarters.

Same. - Two quarters ain't my scene.

Besides, I've been having the same problem. See?

quarters of this clock are missing.

But if it wasn't her, then who?

- I'm not one to point fingers, but...

- Who's that? - Nobody.

So I have no idea. - Well, whoever did this,

we're not gonna find them standing around here.

- No way, I'm done! I'm not getting back into that thing!

- I "egg" your pardon.

- Don't start, Doug. Honestly? - Start?! You--

- You know what, Doug? - I'll be honest with you!

- I can't deal with it. You yap! - Deal with what?!

- Hey, hey, hey! Shh! Olive, look.

The pieces slid together to make a half circle.

- I think you're onto something, partner.

The pizza and sandwich both had quarters

or fourths missing,

but when you put the remaining fourths or quarters together,

it equals one half of a whole.

- Weird. The guy that sold me

my pizza boxes was having a half-price sale.

- Very weird,

because the guy that sold me my egg-salad-sandwich boxes

was also having a half-price sale.

- Same goes for my moving boxes.

- I don't have any boxes,

but if I did, I bet the same thing would have happened to me.

- Look. All the boxes are from the same place.

I think we need

to pay a visit to the Box Master.

- His name's Keith.

- Yeah, OK. - To the Eggmobile!

- Oooh! That sounds like fun!

When you said "Eggmobile"-- - Unless you're kicking in

gas money, I don't even want to hear it.

But what you will want to hear is my new slow jam.

- ♪ Baby, you broke my heart

♪ Don't be egging me on

♪ I wanna get back to the start ♪

- I kind of like this one. - Yes!

- I'm sorry, I had no idea my boxes were making

half of everything disappear because they were half price.

- Yep. - Serves me right for buying

a price-sticker machine from a wizard.

From now on, my boxes...

are full price!

[Debbie and Doug laughing] - [Otto and Olive]: Yes!

- High five! [Doug laughing]

- Ah, Doug,

I know I give you a hard time about the Eggmobile, but, uh...

thanks for driving us around today.

- Thanks for saying thanks. - Yeah.

- It's nice to see you getting along.

- Yeah. Maybe you two should try

to work together.

- Maybe we should. - Maybe we should.

[tooting]

- You ever take a bite of pizza and think,

"Well, this is missing something."

- I guarantee you that something is an egg salad sandwich.

- Which is why we're bringing you all the gooey goodness

of my pizza... - And all the texture tastiness

of my egg salad sandwich. - And putting them together!

- [kids]: Mmmm!

- ♪ Call Delivery Debbie ♪

- ♪ And Delivery Doug

- ♪ We've got pizza, with egg salad ♪

♪ You can eat it hot or cold, it tastes like ♪

♪ Chunky gold ♪

- When we said "work together,"

that's not what we had in mind.

- You two better start working together to get rid of all

these free egg-salad pizzas they gave us.

- Got to get some egg. Are you getting the egg?

You're getting the egg? - I'm getting the egg. Love it!

- Breathe through your mouth.

- ♪ Eggs! - All I really want is eggs ♪

♪ Mix some mayo in my eggs - Mayo eggs ♪

- ♪ Now put it on some bread - Bread ♪

- ♪ You heard what Delivery Doug said? ♪ - I'm going to be sick.

♪♪

- Welcome to the Breakroom. My name is Oksana,

and this is where agents come to enjoy the food I make.

In case you were wondering, the actual kitchen

is floors down from here.

And there's no elevator, or stairs...

but I have a climbing rope.

Odd Squad agents have quite the appetite,

so I make all sorts of food for them.

Like this ham and pudding sandwich...

[Ding!]

...this broccoli-pudding soup...

[Ding!]

...or this pizza.

It's actually made of pudding.

The other great thing about it;

if two agents are in the Breakroom

who want to share this pizza, it can be split in half.

, . equal parts.

Halves. But what if

there are hungry agents in the Breakroom,

and I don't have another pizza ready? Not to worry.

The pizza can be divided into fourths.

, , , . Fourths.

But let's say there are hungry agents in the Breakroom

and I don't have another pizza,

because I've fallen asleep on account of preparing

meals for breakfast!

Not to worry. Pizza can even be divided into eighths.

, , , ,

, , , . Eighths.

It's not the best job in the world,

but at least they let me play my own music.

[loud electronic music playing]

♪♪

- Uh, my name is Delivery Debbie

and I contacted Odd Squad, because I was doubling myself.

Aaah!

Yeah, Odd Squad, they solved my problem,

and they actually showed me that doubling is a good thing.

And I can use my doubles to help, you know, run my pizza business, so...

- ♪ Call Delivery Debbie

♪ We're four of a kind

I mean, they have their weird quirks, like they travel around

on these weird tube thingies.

They use badges as phones.

- Yello! - Go for Olive.

- O-t-t-o. - Go for Oprah.

- Odd Squad helped me and they can help you!

Call today!

Or e-mail. Or you could text...

send a letter. Can they send--? Send a letter.

Um... I don't know how I got in touch with them. I don't remember at all.

♪♪

[buzzing]

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[buzzing]

[It croaks like a frog.]

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