"And the nasty old witch
"planned to fatten
the little boy and girl
and throw them into
the hot oven for her supper."
Why, that dirty old..
"So while they was eating
"the gingerbread from her house
"she walked out with a big smile
and craftily approaching
the children, said--"
(witch)
'Come into my house, children.'
And I'll give you candy
and ice cream
and pickled herring and sweet
and sour upside-down cake
and hardboiled all-day suckers.
- That's good, ya?
- That's good.
[chatting in German]
- We go, ya? Ya, we go.
- Ya, ya, we go.
Come, kiddies.
Let's go eat the goodies
The goodies, the goodies
Let's go eat the goodies
La-ta-ta-taa
This looks like a job
for the Masked Avenger.
But since he ain't around
I guess I'll have to
take care of it meself.
[slurping]
It's good, ya.
Oh, ya, it's good.
Ya, ya, it's good.
Und yummy.
(Hansel)
'Oh, ya, und yummy. Ya.'
[slurping]
[knocking]
It's good, ya?
Just a minute.
- 'It's good, ya?'
- 'Ya, ya, it is.'
[knocking continues]
How do you do, sir?
What can a kindly, harmless,
old mother-type lady
like me do for you?
I am the truant officer, madam.
Why aren't
the children in school?
Children?
Children?
Oh, come now. Don't be coy.
'Where are they at?'
[slurping]
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Roasting children!
Call it a weakness.
And pray, what are your names,
my poor children?
My name is Gretel.
Und my name is Hansel.
Hansel?
Hansel?
Hansel?
Run for your dear little lives.
She is a witch
and means to eat you
for her supper.
[both exclaiming in German]
(both)
Ah, your mother rides
a vacuum cleaner.
Oh, dear. There goes my supper.
No hard feelings, granny.
But just remember that any
rabbit's too smart for you.
A-ha, that's it.
Rabbit stew.
[slamming]
Eh.
[crunching]
What's up, doctress?
thud
Me and my generous impulses.
[whistling]
Notice how I ride sidesaddle.
It proves I'm a lady of quality.
whoosh
thud
[broom yelping]
Well, what's the use
of being a witch
if you don't use
witchcraft, huh?
Hmm, hmm. Hm-hm.
Bubble, bubble, pour it in.
For that rabbit's pretty thin.
He he he.
[sniffing]
What's cooking?
I get to lick the pot
I get to lick the pot
Get out your hands
out of that pot.
- Oh, shucks.
- Go out until I call you.
Land sakes, I never saw
such a hungry rabbit.
[gasps]
[laughing]
Come and get it.
Mmm, mmm!
Now, you eat the
nice carrot all up
and mother will
get your bed ready.
Mother!
[laughing]
Rock-a-bye rabbit
In the hot oven
Into my mouth
For dinner I'm shoving
[crunching]
You know..
[gulps]
...she's not such
a bad old girl after all.
Got you, didn't I,
you smart aleck?
That carrot was poisoned.
Poisoned?
Come on, come on.
Hurry it up.
Wait a minute, can't you?
I got one left.
He he he.
Now, for a nice, fresh bottle
of rabbit relish.
[galloping]
He he he.
[horse neighing]
[orchestral music]
[kissing]
Well, thanks large, Mac,
for bringing me out of that.
But you're looking
for Snow White.
This here's the story
of Hansel and Gretel.
Hansel?
Hansel?
Hansel?
Hansel? Hansel?
[door slams]
A-ha!
Uh-oh.
[laughing]
'Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah!'
[laughing]
thud
[skidding]
A-ha! Now I've got you.
[glass shattering]
[skidding]
boom
Hello.
Hello.
- Eh, going my way?
- Mmm-hmm.
[laughing]
Ah, sure, I know.
But aren't they
all witches inside?
Bewitched Bunny (1954)
Moderator: Maskath3
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