10x04 - Hellhole/Take a Bow
Posted: 12/17/23 10:20
- ♪ MTV ♪
[both chuckling]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[both chuckling]
- It's gonna say
"boobs," Butt-Head.
It's gonna say "boobs"
in the sky.
- Shut up, Beavis. We're gonna miss the moment.
[tires screeching, horn honks]
Let's get closer so "boobs" will be easier to read.
- Yeah, I want to get a good look at "boobs"...
in the sky. [chuckles]
- Okay, he's done with the O.
And now for whatever letter B is.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
This is gonna be good.
Here he goes.
- Just one more letter, and it will say--
Aah!
- It'll say "aah"?
I thought it was gonna say-- Aah!
[body thuds]
[both groaning]
- [echoing] Eh...
- [echoing] Butt-Head, where are we?
- Eh, wait a second.
Here's some words. [chuckles]
Eh, De--De--Deb, uh--
Deborah-ment... - Saint boobs or something.
- Deeb, uh... - Boob...
- Apartment of Sa... - Boobs.
- Sata--Satan.
- Whoa. [both chuckle]
- Beavis, this is the apartment of Satan.
Do you know what this means?
- Uh, no.
- We have died, and this is hell.
- Whoa, really?
Yes! - Yes!
[both vocalizing heavy metal music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪
♪ The way I've been craving ♪
- Dots suck. - Yeah, yeah.
I hate dots. Yeah.
They're all round and stuff. Yeah. [chuckles]
And I hate stripes, too, yeah. [chuckles]
- This is that video where Ariana Grande had a lab,
and she was gonna cure cancer,
but then she was just like,
"Nah, let's just make a bunch of sl*t robots."
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she's creating a Franken-sl*t, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's alive! It's alive!
It's a sl*t!
[giggling]
- Presenting the sl*t-Bot --
the cutting edge in sl*t technology.
- I don't know, Butt-Head.
Seems like all that metal
would, like, cut up your schlong, you know?
- That's why you'd need, like, a special metal robo-schlong.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that would be cool.
- She's gonna get it on
with the Tin Man from "Wizard of Oz."
[laughs]
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's got an iron schlong, yeah.
- Yeah, he'll be like,
"Well, I guess I don't need a heart anymore."
[chuckles] - Yeah.
♪ If I only had a schlong ♪
[laughing]
- Tin-Woodsman. [laughing]
♪ ♪
- Whoa, I think the sl*t-Bot
turned all of them into regular sluts,
you know, like when Pinocchio became a real boy or something.
- You are all real sluts now.
Go out into the world and do some slutting.
[laughing]
♪ ♪
I can't believe we died and went to hell.
- Hell kicks ass!
It's, like, all dark,
and--and I think we're standing in a river of poop, yeah.
- It's definitely cool here, Beavis.
But something is missing.
Where's the demon chicks with red boobs?
- Yeah, and where's all the cool guys
who died and went to hell on their motorcycles?
- And where are all the hot girls who went to hell
because they liked scoring too much?
- Uh, wait a minute.
Um, there's supposed to be fire, too, yeah.
Eh, fire!
- Uh, maybe the cool part of hell is, like, further down.
We're just, like, in Satan's apartment.
- Yeah. Let's, like, dig down to the cool part of hell.
Yeah. [chuckles]
We need, like, a shovel or something, yeah.
- Whoa, check it out, Beavis.
It's one of those jackhammers. [chuckles]
Jack... [laughs]
- Whoa, cool.
- When Satan closes a door, he, like, breaks a window.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, someone's looking out for us down there.
[both chuckle, grunting]
[jackhammer pounding, Beavis screams]
- Damn it, Beavis.
You're embarrassing me in front of Satan.
- Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. Yeah. Won't happen again.
- [grunts] [both laughing]
[both groaning]
[chuckles] Whoa.
[jackhammer pounding]
- Ugh! [both laughing]
- Hey, Butt-Head. Hey, Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
Butt-Head! [gas hissing]
- Uh, yeah? [chuckles]
- It smells like--like a butt or something.
- Eh, of course it does, Beavis.
That's 'cause we're getting closer to hell.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I can hear the snakes.
- Well, let's keep digging right here next to this pipe.
- Okay. Here we go. [both groaning]
- Hey, are you going to the festival of books this weekend?
- Yeah, apparently--
[Beavis screaming]
[crashing]
[Beavis grunts] Oh.
Uh, Butt-Head... [coughing]
Did we die? [coughs]
- Uh...
we were already dead, dumbass. [coughs]
- Oh, yeah, yeah, right. [both cough]
- This still sucks too much to be hell.
- Yeah, but I saw fire.
A-and I think I'm pretty burned, so, you know...
- Eh, those demon chicks must be around here somewhere.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
- Whoa. I think I just grabbed a demon girl's leg.
- Oh, cool! Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, a demon chick just grabbed my leg!
- Whoa.
Now I'm, like, feeling a demon chick's butt.
- Butt-Head, Butt-Head,
a demon chick is feeling my butt.
- I'm putting my hand up her shirt, Beavis.
- Not now, Butt-Head.
The demon chick is feeling me up.
Shut up!
- Beavis, my finger...
I think I'm scoring. - Yeah, yeah, me too!
Yeah, me too! [both chuckling]
Wait a second.
Damn it.
Where'd the demon chicks go?
[angelic music]
♪ ♪
- Is anyone alive down here?
- Uh, no.
- Yeah, we died twice already, dumbass.
[comm beeps] - Oh, my God, it's two boys.
What the hell happened?
- We were about to score with some demon chicks, damn it.
- Yeah, until you chased them off, butthole.
- I think you fellas may have a concussion.
Don't worry. I'm gonna get you out of here.
- Ah, now he's gonna take us to heaven.
- That sucks.
- You boys are lucky to be alive.
- "Alive"? That's even worse.
[cheers and applause]
- Damn it.
[rock music]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[Beavis groaning]
- Uh, Beavis really hurt his testi-coils or something,
and I think he needs some pills, like, stat or something.
- [groaning]
- We'll have a doctor take a look.
Has he been in pain long?
- Uh, not really.
Maybe a week? - [groans]
- Oh, my gosh. What happened?
- Uh, we don't really know.
[slurping] - Hey, Butt-Head.
Hey, Butt-Head, check this out. [chuckles, grunts]
[both laughing]
- That was cool, Beavis.
Take a bow.
- Uh, what?
- I said, "Take a bow."
- Aah!
- [laughing]
- Yeah, see, that's cool,
'cause you were like, "Take a bow,"
and then you hit me in the nads,
and then I had to bend over like I'm bowing, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. - That's right, Beavis.
You figured it out. Take a bow.
- Aah! [grunts]
Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I get it now, yeah.
- Well, you're a good sport for playing.
- Oh, yeah, thanks. - Take a bow.
- Aah! [groaning]
- Take a bow. - Aah!
- Take a bow. - Cut it out.
Aah! - Take a bow.
- Aah! Stop!
- Take a bow. - Aah!
- It is a mystery. [chuckles]
- Well, let's hope the doctor can figure out what happened.
- [groaning] - You boys wait here.
- I think she likes you, Beavis.
- Really? - Yeah.
Take a bow.
[grunts] - Oh, God.
- Big chug alert, folks.
I'm about to chug
all the Mountain Dews you see here,
all that I can find.
- Whoa.
Finally someone's gonna put all seven colors of Mountain Dew
into one glass and drink it.
I've been asking for this for years.
- Finally someone has the guts to do it, you know?
- All right? I got...
- Is he really gonna drink all of them together?
I mean, Maui Burst, Live Wire, Spark, Code Red,
Original, Frost Bite, Voltage,
and Violet, which they only have in Japan?
[chuckles]
- Mountain Dew Violet.
- Whoa!
- Last but not least, I got the Baja...
- My favorite flavor is red.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, red kicks ass,
you know, like red sno-cones and Slurpees and Cherry Blast.
You know?
- I had a real cherry once,
and they try to trick you because a cherry's red
so you'll think it tastes like red,
but it doesn't.
It's horrible. [chuckles]
Cherries suck.
- Yeah, cherries don't taste red at all.
They taste all barf-y.
- And then someone told me it was a fruit,
and that pissed me off even more.
[both chuckling]
The only cool thing George Washington ever did
was k*ll a cherry tree.
And then he lied about it. [laughing]
- [chuckles] Yeah, yeah.
- Fruit sucks. [laughs]
- It sure does. Yeah, yeah.
- The time has come...
- Where did he get that gigantic, fancy glass?
- Eh...
I think that might be, like, a normal-sized glass,
and he's just, like, really tiny.
- Aw. [chuckles]
Well, that would explain his gigantic watch.
- Yes.
- At last, the moment has arrived.
The dream has become reality.
- Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, here he goes. - Ooh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, here we go. Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh, yes.
- Yeah, there you go. - That's right.
- There you go, yeah, yeah. - That's right.
- Chug! both: Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
- Yeah, chug. - Chug.
- Chug that thing. - Chug.
both: Eh...
- Oh, boy.
Okay, yeah.
- I guess it takes a while.
- Well, you know, it is a lot of Mountain Dew.
You know, I mean...
- Yeah... [chuckles]
I mean, it's pretty cool.
I just thought it would be a little faster, you know.
- Yeah.
Well, you know, it was good for a while there, you know?
My neck kind of hurts from headbanging.
Eh, let's watch something else.
Oh, wait, look!
Wait! He's almost done, yeah, yeah!
- Yes! - Yeah, there it is!
Yeah, go! - A little more. There you go.
- Ooh, yeah! - There it is.
Ahh.
That was amazing.
- You know, Butt-Head, you can't teach that, you know?
That's just, like, pure, raw talent right there.
Yeah.
I mean, this guy should be the president or something.
[giggles] - Uh, maybe he is.
- Yeah, I mean, how would we know?
The only thing about this guy--
if he's the president, he wouldn't just drain the swamp,
he would chug it, yeah! [both chuckle]
- The swamp kicks ass. [chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the swamp!
Yeah.
[groaning] Oh, boy.
[groans] - You're awake.
Good job. - No, no.
No, wait.
A-aren't you gonna smack my nads?
- Not until you're better, Beavis.
- Oh, okay, cool.
Thanks, yeah.
- Are you better? [chuckles]
- Eh, um, not yet.
I think they're, like, giving me fluids.
- Fluids. [both laughing]
- [coughing]
Yeah, yeah.
- Keep it down. I'm trying to sleep.
- Shut up, butt-munch.
This guy's balls are all messed up.
If this wasn't a hospital, I'd make you take a bow.
Hey, Beavis, did you hear what I just said to that guy?
[chuckles]
Uh...
uh, Beavis?
Beavis!
[dramatic musical sting]
Whoa.
I think I k*lled him. [chuckles]
- It's like, I didn't mean to hurt him.
[chuckles]
Feeling bad sucks. [chuckles]
Uh...
oh, yeah. [chuckles]
[soft organ music]
Uh, dear Heavenly Lord Godfather
Jesus Christ of Almighty,
uh, please don't let Beavis die.
He still has, like, work to do here on Earth or something.
[chuckles] Work sucks.
Uh...
please heal the pain in his broken nads.
Cradle them gently
in Your giant, holy hands, Lord.
[chuckles] Uh...
I didn't mean to put him in the hospital.
It was just, like, cool. [chuckles]
I mean, it was funny, right? [chuckles]
Like, uh, take a bow.
[laughing] That was cool.
[laughs] You saw it, right?
Take a bow. [laughing]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [chuckles] Into the light.
This is gonna be cool.
[angelic music]
♪ ♪
Aah!
[screaming] Ow!
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Oh, yeah. [sighs happily]
Ahh.
Ahh. Ahh.
- You can really feel the testicular inflammation.
Sometimes your fingers
are the most sensitive medical instrument in your toolbox.
Leslie, would you care to squeeze?
- Thank you, Doctor.
- Hmm.
- Please, everyone take a turn
and feel these swollen testicles.
This is important training.
- Ahh. Ahh.
- ♪ We could burn like evergreen ♪
♪ We could fire up every tree ♪
- Uh, is this, like, choir music?
[chuckles]
- Yeah. Yeah, it probably sucks, but, um...
it's called "Burning Fire,"
so, like, you know, maybe give it a chance, you know,
you know, 'cause fire, yeah. [chuckles]
I mean, you know, maybe they'll burn this guy
with a beard or something- I don't know, you know.
- I sure hope so. [chuckles]
He's like, "Oh, you've got COVID."
- Yeah, yeah, let's go celebrate.
I can't figure out if this is, like,
like, some kind of truck commercial
or, like, insurance
or, like, some prescription dr*gs or something, you know?
Like... [chuckles]
- Yeah.
I think it's, like, for boner pills.
[both chuckle]
- Side effects may include a burning fire!
Yeah.
- Camino is not suitable for anybody.
[chuckles]
Do not take Camino if, uh...
Well, just don't take it.
It sucks.
- See, now, I think that's supposed to be Camino
when he's old and he's shaved off his beard.
- No, it's not, Beavis.
That's his dad, and the other chick is his mom.
[chuckles] They're ashamed of their son.
[both laughing]
- It's like, yeah, he's out there in a field
singing a song that sucks.
We need to stop him now.
[both chuckling]
- We did our best, honey, and he's still singing.
- Why don't you quit crying, then,
and go out there and do something about it?
- Yeah.
Grandma, get me my lighter and a can of gas.
I'll show him a burning fire.
- Yeah, give Camino something to cry about.
Uh, Butt-Head, um...
I was wondering, like, um...
you think it would be cool to do it with an octopus?
- Uh, no.
- Yeah, yeah, me neither. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know why I said that.
That was weird.
- Uh, Beavis...
I'd probably laugh about it eventually,
but it would've sucked if I k*lled you
by hitting your nuts.
- Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, thanks, Butt-Head.
[soft music]
♪ ♪
- It was a great success, Lord.
Without our intervention,
the boy would have died from massive testicle damage,
and his friend probably would've died from grief
shortly thereafter.
- Well done, Michael. Take a bow.
- Thank you. Ugh!
- [laughs] Loser.
[laughs]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- Chirp.
[both chuckling]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[both chuckling]
- It's gonna say
"boobs," Butt-Head.
It's gonna say "boobs"
in the sky.
- Shut up, Beavis. We're gonna miss the moment.
[tires screeching, horn honks]
Let's get closer so "boobs" will be easier to read.
- Yeah, I want to get a good look at "boobs"...
in the sky. [chuckles]
- Okay, he's done with the O.
And now for whatever letter B is.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
This is gonna be good.
Here he goes.
- Just one more letter, and it will say--
Aah!
- It'll say "aah"?
I thought it was gonna say-- Aah!
[body thuds]
[both groaning]
- [echoing] Eh...
- [echoing] Butt-Head, where are we?
- Eh, wait a second.
Here's some words. [chuckles]
Eh, De--De--Deb, uh--
Deborah-ment... - Saint boobs or something.
- Deeb, uh... - Boob...
- Apartment of Sa... - Boobs.
- Sata--Satan.
- Whoa. [both chuckle]
- Beavis, this is the apartment of Satan.
Do you know what this means?
- Uh, no.
- We have died, and this is hell.
- Whoa, really?
Yes! - Yes!
[both vocalizing heavy metal music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪
♪ The way I've been craving ♪
- Dots suck. - Yeah, yeah.
I hate dots. Yeah.
They're all round and stuff. Yeah. [chuckles]
And I hate stripes, too, yeah. [chuckles]
- This is that video where Ariana Grande had a lab,
and she was gonna cure cancer,
but then she was just like,
"Nah, let's just make a bunch of sl*t robots."
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she's creating a Franken-sl*t, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's alive! It's alive!
It's a sl*t!
[giggling]
- Presenting the sl*t-Bot --
the cutting edge in sl*t technology.
- I don't know, Butt-Head.
Seems like all that metal
would, like, cut up your schlong, you know?
- That's why you'd need, like, a special metal robo-schlong.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that would be cool.
- She's gonna get it on
with the Tin Man from "Wizard of Oz."
[laughs]
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's got an iron schlong, yeah.
- Yeah, he'll be like,
"Well, I guess I don't need a heart anymore."
[chuckles] - Yeah.
♪ If I only had a schlong ♪
[laughing]
- Tin-Woodsman. [laughing]
♪ ♪
- Whoa, I think the sl*t-Bot
turned all of them into regular sluts,
you know, like when Pinocchio became a real boy or something.
- You are all real sluts now.
Go out into the world and do some slutting.
[laughing]
♪ ♪
I can't believe we died and went to hell.
- Hell kicks ass!
It's, like, all dark,
and--and I think we're standing in a river of poop, yeah.
- It's definitely cool here, Beavis.
But something is missing.
Where's the demon chicks with red boobs?
- Yeah, and where's all the cool guys
who died and went to hell on their motorcycles?
- And where are all the hot girls who went to hell
because they liked scoring too much?
- Uh, wait a minute.
Um, there's supposed to be fire, too, yeah.
Eh, fire!
- Uh, maybe the cool part of hell is, like, further down.
We're just, like, in Satan's apartment.
- Yeah. Let's, like, dig down to the cool part of hell.
Yeah. [chuckles]
We need, like, a shovel or something, yeah.
- Whoa, check it out, Beavis.
It's one of those jackhammers. [chuckles]
Jack... [laughs]
- Whoa, cool.
- When Satan closes a door, he, like, breaks a window.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, someone's looking out for us down there.
[both chuckle, grunting]
[jackhammer pounding, Beavis screams]
- Damn it, Beavis.
You're embarrassing me in front of Satan.
- Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. Yeah. Won't happen again.
- [grunts] [both laughing]
[both groaning]
[chuckles] Whoa.
[jackhammer pounding]
- Ugh! [both laughing]
- Hey, Butt-Head. Hey, Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
Butt-Head! [gas hissing]
- Uh, yeah? [chuckles]
- It smells like--like a butt or something.
- Eh, of course it does, Beavis.
That's 'cause we're getting closer to hell.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I can hear the snakes.
- Well, let's keep digging right here next to this pipe.
- Okay. Here we go. [both groaning]
- Hey, are you going to the festival of books this weekend?
- Yeah, apparently--
[Beavis screaming]
[crashing]
[Beavis grunts] Oh.
Uh, Butt-Head... [coughing]
Did we die? [coughs]
- Uh...
we were already dead, dumbass. [coughs]
- Oh, yeah, yeah, right. [both cough]
- This still sucks too much to be hell.
- Yeah, but I saw fire.
A-and I think I'm pretty burned, so, you know...
- Eh, those demon chicks must be around here somewhere.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
- Whoa. I think I just grabbed a demon girl's leg.
- Oh, cool! Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, a demon chick just grabbed my leg!
- Whoa.
Now I'm, like, feeling a demon chick's butt.
- Butt-Head, Butt-Head,
a demon chick is feeling my butt.
- I'm putting my hand up her shirt, Beavis.
- Not now, Butt-Head.
The demon chick is feeling me up.
Shut up!
- Beavis, my finger...
I think I'm scoring. - Yeah, yeah, me too!
Yeah, me too! [both chuckling]
Wait a second.
Damn it.
Where'd the demon chicks go?
[angelic music]
♪ ♪
- Is anyone alive down here?
- Uh, no.
- Yeah, we died twice already, dumbass.
[comm beeps] - Oh, my God, it's two boys.
What the hell happened?
- We were about to score with some demon chicks, damn it.
- Yeah, until you chased them off, butthole.
- I think you fellas may have a concussion.
Don't worry. I'm gonna get you out of here.
- Ah, now he's gonna take us to heaven.
- That sucks.
- You boys are lucky to be alive.
- "Alive"? That's even worse.
[cheers and applause]
- Damn it.
[rock music]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[Beavis groaning]
- Uh, Beavis really hurt his testi-coils or something,
and I think he needs some pills, like, stat or something.
- [groaning]
- We'll have a doctor take a look.
Has he been in pain long?
- Uh, not really.
Maybe a week? - [groans]
- Oh, my gosh. What happened?
- Uh, we don't really know.
[slurping] - Hey, Butt-Head.
Hey, Butt-Head, check this out. [chuckles, grunts]
[both laughing]
- That was cool, Beavis.
Take a bow.
- Uh, what?
- I said, "Take a bow."
- Aah!
- [laughing]
- Yeah, see, that's cool,
'cause you were like, "Take a bow,"
and then you hit me in the nads,
and then I had to bend over like I'm bowing, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. - That's right, Beavis.
You figured it out. Take a bow.
- Aah! [grunts]
Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I get it now, yeah.
- Well, you're a good sport for playing.
- Oh, yeah, thanks. - Take a bow.
- Aah! [groaning]
- Take a bow. - Aah!
- Take a bow. - Cut it out.
Aah! - Take a bow.
- Aah! Stop!
- Take a bow. - Aah!
- It is a mystery. [chuckles]
- Well, let's hope the doctor can figure out what happened.
- [groaning] - You boys wait here.
- I think she likes you, Beavis.
- Really? - Yeah.
Take a bow.
[grunts] - Oh, God.
- Big chug alert, folks.
I'm about to chug
all the Mountain Dews you see here,
all that I can find.
- Whoa.
Finally someone's gonna put all seven colors of Mountain Dew
into one glass and drink it.
I've been asking for this for years.
- Finally someone has the guts to do it, you know?
- All right? I got...
- Is he really gonna drink all of them together?
I mean, Maui Burst, Live Wire, Spark, Code Red,
Original, Frost Bite, Voltage,
and Violet, which they only have in Japan?
[chuckles]
- Mountain Dew Violet.
- Whoa!
- Last but not least, I got the Baja...
- My favorite flavor is red.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, red kicks ass,
you know, like red sno-cones and Slurpees and Cherry Blast.
You know?
- I had a real cherry once,
and they try to trick you because a cherry's red
so you'll think it tastes like red,
but it doesn't.
It's horrible. [chuckles]
Cherries suck.
- Yeah, cherries don't taste red at all.
They taste all barf-y.
- And then someone told me it was a fruit,
and that pissed me off even more.
[both chuckling]
The only cool thing George Washington ever did
was k*ll a cherry tree.
And then he lied about it. [laughing]
- [chuckles] Yeah, yeah.
- Fruit sucks. [laughs]
- It sure does. Yeah, yeah.
- The time has come...
- Where did he get that gigantic, fancy glass?
- Eh...
I think that might be, like, a normal-sized glass,
and he's just, like, really tiny.
- Aw. [chuckles]
Well, that would explain his gigantic watch.
- Yes.
- At last, the moment has arrived.
The dream has become reality.
- Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, here he goes. - Ooh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, here we go. Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh, yes.
- Yeah, there you go. - That's right.
- There you go, yeah, yeah. - That's right.
- Chug! both: Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
- Yeah, chug. - Chug.
- Chug that thing. - Chug.
both: Eh...
- Oh, boy.
Okay, yeah.
- I guess it takes a while.
- Well, you know, it is a lot of Mountain Dew.
You know, I mean...
- Yeah... [chuckles]
I mean, it's pretty cool.
I just thought it would be a little faster, you know.
- Yeah.
Well, you know, it was good for a while there, you know?
My neck kind of hurts from headbanging.
Eh, let's watch something else.
Oh, wait, look!
Wait! He's almost done, yeah, yeah!
- Yes! - Yeah, there it is!
Yeah, go! - A little more. There you go.
- Ooh, yeah! - There it is.
Ahh.
That was amazing.
- You know, Butt-Head, you can't teach that, you know?
That's just, like, pure, raw talent right there.
Yeah.
I mean, this guy should be the president or something.
[giggles] - Uh, maybe he is.
- Yeah, I mean, how would we know?
The only thing about this guy--
if he's the president, he wouldn't just drain the swamp,
he would chug it, yeah! [both chuckle]
- The swamp kicks ass. [chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the swamp!
Yeah.
[groaning] Oh, boy.
[groans] - You're awake.
Good job. - No, no.
No, wait.
A-aren't you gonna smack my nads?
- Not until you're better, Beavis.
- Oh, okay, cool.
Thanks, yeah.
- Are you better? [chuckles]
- Eh, um, not yet.
I think they're, like, giving me fluids.
- Fluids. [both laughing]
- [coughing]
Yeah, yeah.
- Keep it down. I'm trying to sleep.
- Shut up, butt-munch.
This guy's balls are all messed up.
If this wasn't a hospital, I'd make you take a bow.
Hey, Beavis, did you hear what I just said to that guy?
[chuckles]
Uh...
uh, Beavis?
Beavis!
[dramatic musical sting]
Whoa.
I think I k*lled him. [chuckles]
- It's like, I didn't mean to hurt him.
[chuckles]
Feeling bad sucks. [chuckles]
Uh...
oh, yeah. [chuckles]
[soft organ music]
Uh, dear Heavenly Lord Godfather
Jesus Christ of Almighty,
uh, please don't let Beavis die.
He still has, like, work to do here on Earth or something.
[chuckles] Work sucks.
Uh...
please heal the pain in his broken nads.
Cradle them gently
in Your giant, holy hands, Lord.
[chuckles] Uh...
I didn't mean to put him in the hospital.
It was just, like, cool. [chuckles]
I mean, it was funny, right? [chuckles]
Like, uh, take a bow.
[laughing] That was cool.
[laughs] You saw it, right?
Take a bow. [laughing]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [chuckles] Into the light.
This is gonna be cool.
[angelic music]
♪ ♪
Aah!
[screaming] Ow!
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Oh, yeah. [sighs happily]
Ahh.
Ahh. Ahh.
- You can really feel the testicular inflammation.
Sometimes your fingers
are the most sensitive medical instrument in your toolbox.
Leslie, would you care to squeeze?
- Thank you, Doctor.
- Hmm.
- Please, everyone take a turn
and feel these swollen testicles.
This is important training.
- Ahh. Ahh.
- ♪ We could burn like evergreen ♪
♪ We could fire up every tree ♪
- Uh, is this, like, choir music?
[chuckles]
- Yeah. Yeah, it probably sucks, but, um...
it's called "Burning Fire,"
so, like, you know, maybe give it a chance, you know,
you know, 'cause fire, yeah. [chuckles]
I mean, you know, maybe they'll burn this guy
with a beard or something- I don't know, you know.
- I sure hope so. [chuckles]
He's like, "Oh, you've got COVID."
- Yeah, yeah, let's go celebrate.
I can't figure out if this is, like,
like, some kind of truck commercial
or, like, insurance
or, like, some prescription dr*gs or something, you know?
Like... [chuckles]
- Yeah.
I think it's, like, for boner pills.
[both chuckle]
- Side effects may include a burning fire!
Yeah.
- Camino is not suitable for anybody.
[chuckles]
Do not take Camino if, uh...
Well, just don't take it.
It sucks.
- See, now, I think that's supposed to be Camino
when he's old and he's shaved off his beard.
- No, it's not, Beavis.
That's his dad, and the other chick is his mom.
[chuckles] They're ashamed of their son.
[both laughing]
- It's like, yeah, he's out there in a field
singing a song that sucks.
We need to stop him now.
[both chuckling]
- We did our best, honey, and he's still singing.
- Why don't you quit crying, then,
and go out there and do something about it?
- Yeah.
Grandma, get me my lighter and a can of gas.
I'll show him a burning fire.
- Yeah, give Camino something to cry about.
Uh, Butt-Head, um...
I was wondering, like, um...
you think it would be cool to do it with an octopus?
- Uh, no.
- Yeah, yeah, me neither. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know why I said that.
That was weird.
- Uh, Beavis...
I'd probably laugh about it eventually,
but it would've sucked if I k*lled you
by hitting your nuts.
- Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, thanks, Butt-Head.
[soft music]
♪ ♪
- It was a great success, Lord.
Without our intervention,
the boy would have died from massive testicle damage,
and his friend probably would've died from grief
shortly thereafter.
- Well done, Michael. Take a bow.
- Thank you. Ugh!
- [laughs] Loser.
[laughs]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- Chirp.