07x24 - Canned
Posted: 12/16/23 15:08
[laughter]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[engines whizzing]
[chuckling]
- Highways rule.
- Yeah, really.
I wish I lived closer.
[can rattles]
- Whoa, Butt-Head, check it out.
[chuckles]
I think it's unopened.
[chuckles]
- Well, don't just stand down there, Beavis.
Go get it.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
[tires squealing]
[crashing]
Whoa.
[horns blaring]
Whoa.
[cars crashing]
- You almost got k*lled.
[chuckling] - Oh, yeah.
[chuckling]
But check it out. [chuckles]
A full can of root beer. [chuckles]
And I'm going to drink it, heh-heh, because it's mine.
[chuckles]
- Not yet, dumbass.
We got to shake it up first.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Cool.
[chuckles]
- If there's one thing I know about,
it's, like, how to really, like, live it up and stuff.
- Yeah, yeah, really. [chuckles]
You really do, yeah.
[chuckles]
[grunting] [can sloshing]
Um--um, Butt-Head?
I think it's probably ready now.
[chuckles]
- Keep shaking, dillhole.
It's got to be really, really shook up.
[chuckles]
- Um, heh, I know.
But, um, heh, I've been shaking for a long time.
[grunts]
A really long time.
- Just keep shaking it, Beavis.
[chuckles]
Shaking it.
[chuckles]
- Um, heh, uh, yeah.
But, um, heh, my arm's getting tired.
[chuckles]
- Damn it, Beavis.
Why don't you just, like, give up on life
and stuff, you big baby?
[chuckles]
It's like I got to do everything myself.
[chuckles]
[grunts]
Heh.
This is hard.
[chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying, Butt-Head.
[chuckles]
Let's just open it up now.
[chuckles]
- Shut up, Beavis.
It's not ready yet.
We need to, like, really, really, uh, really,
really shake it up.
[cans rattling] - Yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
- Whoa.
[chuckling]
- Yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
- [chuckles]
This is gonna be cool.
- Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
This is like a good invention and stuff.
We could probably make some money off this.
[chuckles]
- You better not steal my invention, fartknocker.
[chuckles]
Now get on.
[chuckling]
[can rattling]
When we open this can, it's gonna be, like,
all cool and stuff.
[chuckles]
- What?
[chuckles]
- I said, uh, heh-heh, when we open up this can,
it's gonna be, like, all cool and stuff.
[both chuckle]
- Yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
Let's take it over behind the Maxi-Mart!
[chuckles]
- Uh, okay.
Uh, wait, dumbass! Oh!
- Aah! Ow!
Ow!
[engine revving]
[tires squeal] Cool.
[chuckles]
Hey, Butt-Head, I think Todd saw that.
[chuckles] - Yeah.
[footsteps] Cool.
[chuckles]
- What did I tell you little webelos about parking
your bikes in my spot?
- Uh, not to? [chuckles]
- Um, heh, it was the, uh-- the can's fault.[chuckles]
- Can?
- Uh, yeah, we're shaking it up.
- Yeah, like, um, heh, it's going to be cool and stuff.
[chuckles]
Wanna shake it? [chuckles]
- Yeah, I think I can accommodate you.
- Whoa, really? [chuckles]
- Have you met my car?
[thumping]
- Ow!
- Don't forget this, man.
- [grunts] - [chuckles]
Yeah.
[engine revving]
[chuckles]
- Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Ow! [chuckles]
[engine revs]
- [coughs]
[tires skid]
[engine idling]
Uh-- [chuckles]
- Yeah, that was pretty cool. [chuckles]
Um, heh, thanks. [chuckles]
- Oh, I don't think it shook up all the way, man.
Mr. Slade?
- Oh, wah!
[can rattles]
Cut it out. [chuckles]
Uhh! - Hold it, Slade.
You gotta be tired from shaking, man.
Let's give your little girly friend a chance.
- Yeah, yeah. - Ugh!
- Aah! Hey!
Ow! [chuckling]
- I'm bored. Let's go before I rip
Goldilocks's head open. - Hey, hey! Ha-ah!
[thump] Ow! Thanks. [chuckling]
- [grunts] [can rattles]
- Todd's cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
[tires squeal]
He really helped us out, you know?
[chuckling]
- Dammit.
I can't shake it anymore, Butt-Head.
My arm hurts.
[chuckles]
- Wussy. [chuckles]
Uh, that's okay. I think it's ready.
- Oh, heh, cool. [chuckles]
Here we go. [chuckles]
- No way, assmunch!
It was my idea.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckling]
[suspenseful music]
- Beavis, this is going to make it all worthwhile.
[chuckling]
♪ ♪
Whoa. - Cool!
[chuckles] You were right, Butt-Head.
[chuckles] - Of course I was, dumbass.
[chuckles]
- You know, I wish every day with this cool.
[chuckles] - Yeah.
[metal music]
[Shaggy's "Boombastic" playing]
- ♪ Mr. Boombastic ♪
- Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
Yeah, boombastic. Yeah, here it is!
- ♪ Fantastic lover ♪
♪ Shaggy ♪
- ♪ Mr. Romantic ♪ Mr. Boombastic.
[both chuckle]
- Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
Yeah. ♪ Romantic, boombastic ♪
[babbling gibberish]
- ♪ She call me Mr. Boombastic ♪
♪ Tell me fantastic ♪ - Boombastic!
[chuckles] Yeah.
Boombastic! [chuckles]
Be boombastic. [chuckles]
What does "boombastic" mean, anyway?
- Uh, well, it's like "boombastic" is, like,
even better than fantastic. - Uh-huh.
- You know, like, if you were scoring,
you'd be like, uh, this is boombastic.
[chuckles] - Yeah.
Um, heh, really? Hmm. [chuckles]
I always imagine, like, if I was ever gonna score,
you know, I'd be, like, going on, uh, heh,
yeah, yeah, heh-heh, ooh-ah.
[both laugh] [muttering gibberish]
Tap that ass. [chuckles]
You know, stuff like that. [chuckles]
- Really? If I ever score,
I'm gonna be going,
This is fantastic, Mr. Boombastic. [chuckles]
- Smooth. [both chuckle]
What is this, um, this accent he's talking?
[chuckles]
- Dumbass, it's foreign.
[chuckles] - Oh, yeah, yeah.
♪ ♪
Yeah, ooh-ah. Mm. [chuckles]
- Dammit, Beavis, cut that out.
- Boombastic, Mr. Fantastic. Yeah, yeah.
[both chuckle]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[engines whizzing]
[chuckling]
- Highways rule.
- Yeah, really.
I wish I lived closer.
[can rattles]
- Whoa, Butt-Head, check it out.
[chuckles]
I think it's unopened.
[chuckles]
- Well, don't just stand down there, Beavis.
Go get it.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
[tires squealing]
[crashing]
Whoa.
[horns blaring]
Whoa.
[cars crashing]
- You almost got k*lled.
[chuckling] - Oh, yeah.
[chuckling]
But check it out. [chuckles]
A full can of root beer. [chuckles]
And I'm going to drink it, heh-heh, because it's mine.
[chuckles]
- Not yet, dumbass.
We got to shake it up first.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Cool.
[chuckles]
- If there's one thing I know about,
it's, like, how to really, like, live it up and stuff.
- Yeah, yeah, really. [chuckles]
You really do, yeah.
[chuckles]
[grunting] [can sloshing]
Um--um, Butt-Head?
I think it's probably ready now.
[chuckles]
- Keep shaking, dillhole.
It's got to be really, really shook up.
[chuckles]
- Um, heh, I know.
But, um, heh, I've been shaking for a long time.
[grunts]
A really long time.
- Just keep shaking it, Beavis.
[chuckles]
Shaking it.
[chuckles]
- Um, heh, uh, yeah.
But, um, heh, my arm's getting tired.
[chuckles]
- Damn it, Beavis.
Why don't you just, like, give up on life
and stuff, you big baby?
[chuckles]
It's like I got to do everything myself.
[chuckles]
[grunts]
Heh.
This is hard.
[chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying, Butt-Head.
[chuckles]
Let's just open it up now.
[chuckles]
- Shut up, Beavis.
It's not ready yet.
We need to, like, really, really, uh, really,
really shake it up.
[cans rattling] - Yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
- Whoa.
[chuckling]
- Yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
- [chuckles]
This is gonna be cool.
- Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
This is like a good invention and stuff.
We could probably make some money off this.
[chuckles]
- You better not steal my invention, fartknocker.
[chuckles]
Now get on.
[chuckling]
[can rattling]
When we open this can, it's gonna be, like,
all cool and stuff.
[chuckles]
- What?
[chuckles]
- I said, uh, heh-heh, when we open up this can,
it's gonna be, like, all cool and stuff.
[both chuckle]
- Yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
Let's take it over behind the Maxi-Mart!
[chuckles]
- Uh, okay.
Uh, wait, dumbass! Oh!
- Aah! Ow!
Ow!
[engine revving]
[tires squeal] Cool.
[chuckles]
Hey, Butt-Head, I think Todd saw that.
[chuckles] - Yeah.
[footsteps] Cool.
[chuckles]
- What did I tell you little webelos about parking
your bikes in my spot?
- Uh, not to? [chuckles]
- Um, heh, it was the, uh-- the can's fault.[chuckles]
- Can?
- Uh, yeah, we're shaking it up.
- Yeah, like, um, heh, it's going to be cool and stuff.
[chuckles]
Wanna shake it? [chuckles]
- Yeah, I think I can accommodate you.
- Whoa, really? [chuckles]
- Have you met my car?
[thumping]
- Ow!
- Don't forget this, man.
- [grunts] - [chuckles]
Yeah.
[engine revving]
[chuckles]
- Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Ow! [chuckles]
[engine revs]
- [coughs]
[tires skid]
[engine idling]
Uh-- [chuckles]
- Yeah, that was pretty cool. [chuckles]
Um, heh, thanks. [chuckles]
- Oh, I don't think it shook up all the way, man.
Mr. Slade?
- Oh, wah!
[can rattles]
Cut it out. [chuckles]
Uhh! - Hold it, Slade.
You gotta be tired from shaking, man.
Let's give your little girly friend a chance.
- Yeah, yeah. - Ugh!
- Aah! Hey!
Ow! [chuckling]
- I'm bored. Let's go before I rip
Goldilocks's head open. - Hey, hey! Ha-ah!
[thump] Ow! Thanks. [chuckling]
- [grunts] [can rattles]
- Todd's cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
[tires squeal]
He really helped us out, you know?
[chuckling]
- Dammit.
I can't shake it anymore, Butt-Head.
My arm hurts.
[chuckles]
- Wussy. [chuckles]
Uh, that's okay. I think it's ready.
- Oh, heh, cool. [chuckles]
Here we go. [chuckles]
- No way, assmunch!
It was my idea.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckling]
[suspenseful music]
- Beavis, this is going to make it all worthwhile.
[chuckling]
♪ ♪
Whoa. - Cool!
[chuckles] You were right, Butt-Head.
[chuckles] - Of course I was, dumbass.
[chuckles]
- You know, I wish every day with this cool.
[chuckles] - Yeah.
[metal music]
[Shaggy's "Boombastic" playing]
- ♪ Mr. Boombastic ♪
- Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
Yeah, boombastic. Yeah, here it is!
- ♪ Fantastic lover ♪
♪ Shaggy ♪
- ♪ Mr. Romantic ♪ Mr. Boombastic.
[both chuckle]
- Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
Yeah. ♪ Romantic, boombastic ♪
[babbling gibberish]
- ♪ She call me Mr. Boombastic ♪
♪ Tell me fantastic ♪ - Boombastic!
[chuckles] Yeah.
Boombastic! [chuckles]
Be boombastic. [chuckles]
What does "boombastic" mean, anyway?
- Uh, well, it's like "boombastic" is, like,
even better than fantastic. - Uh-huh.
- You know, like, if you were scoring,
you'd be like, uh, this is boombastic.
[chuckles] - Yeah.
Um, heh, really? Hmm. [chuckles]
I always imagine, like, if I was ever gonna score,
you know, I'd be, like, going on, uh, heh,
yeah, yeah, heh-heh, ooh-ah.
[both laugh] [muttering gibberish]
Tap that ass. [chuckles]
You know, stuff like that. [chuckles]
- Really? If I ever score,
I'm gonna be going,
This is fantastic, Mr. Boombastic. [chuckles]
- Smooth. [both chuckle]
What is this, um, this accent he's talking?
[chuckles]
- Dumbass, it's foreign.
[chuckles] - Oh, yeah, yeah.
♪ ♪
Yeah, ooh-ah. Mm. [chuckles]
- Dammit, Beavis, cut that out.
- Boombastic, Mr. Fantastic. Yeah, yeah.
[both chuckle]
[rock music]
♪ ♪