[Beavis and Butt-Head chuckling]
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
- You know what sucks, Beavis?
- Um, yeah.
[snickering]
- You know what else sucks?
- Um, what?
- Nothing ever happens.
- Yeah. That sucks.
[engine rumbling]
[crash] - Whoa!
[both chortling]
That was cool.
- Yeah.
[dEUS's "Suds & Soda"]
[tone beeping]
[dissonant violin playing]
Um, is that the smoke alarm?
- Uh, damn it, Beavis.
Did you burn another burrito?
- Um, I don't think so.
- We need to just take the batteries out
of that damn thing.
- Yeah, but then what if there's a--
never mind.
[both chuckling]
- ♪ Your head, come on, is dead and gone ♪
♪ It might as well be said ♪ - Whoa. [snickers]
Um, this is freaking me out.
- Yeah. This is weird.
- ♪ And I can wait for my decoder ♪
♪ Get off, get up ♪
♪ You son of pop ♪ [Beavis chuckling]
Um, I have a sore throat, Butt-Head.
[coughs]
Does it sound scratchy when I talk?
- Uh, yeah, sort of.
- Really?
- Yeah. You're always like--
[in mocking tone] "Yeah." [chuckling]
- I don't sound like that.
[snickers, coughs]
I'm just gonna be quiet for a while
'cause my throat hurts. - Okay.
Good.
[chuckles]
- ♪ Sometimes suds and soda mix okay ♪
- You sound really stupid most of the time.
[snickers]
You're like, "Yeah, yeah it's pretty cool
because"--[mumbles. laughs]
- Shut up, Butt-Head! I don't talk like that.
I'm not gonna say anything for a while.
[snickers]
Just gonna be quiet.
[both chuckling]
Ow! [laughs]
Ow. Cut it--
[both chuckling]
♪ ♪
- What's that guy patting his stomach for?
- Um, maybe he's got, like, a hurt rabbit in his shirt
and he's, like, "As soon as we're done with this video,
"I'm gonna let you out,
"and I'm gonna give you a carrot
and we're gonna fix your leg." - Damn it, Beavis.
Now see, that's what I'm talking about right there.
[chuckles] You're going,
"Maybe there's, like, a rabbit in his stomach."
[mocking noises]
- ♪ Friday, Friday, Friday ♪
- What the hell is this dude saying?
- ♪ Friday, Friday, Friday ♪ - It's like he's saying,
"Fried egg, fried egg, fried egg."
- Um, fried--[coughs]
Fried egg.
Fried egg. [coughs] Fried egg.
[both snicker]
- Whoa. [chortles]
Cool. - Yeah.
It's just like one of those plane crashes on TV.
- Uh, yeah. [chuckles]
- Um, I wonder if he's, like, dead or something.
[snickers]
- Uh, ask him.
- Um, excuse me, sir. Are you dead?
[snickers]
- [mumbles]
- What did he say?
- Uh, I think he said,
[mumbles]
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[chuckles]
- You know what we have to do, Beavis.
- Yeah, get a video camera.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
Maybe we'll get on "America's Funniest Home Videos."
This is gonna be cool.
[both snicker]
[makes flailing noise]
- Hey, stop!
- Uh, we need a ride 'cause there's, like,
this plane that crashed.
- You stay here. I'll get help.
- That sucks.
- Yeah.
We saw him first, damn it.
- [makes flailing noise]
- Ah! Stop!
- [makes flailing noise]
- Stop, damn it!
[truck horn blares]
- [makes flailing noise] - Dah!
[ambulance siren blaring]
Uh, we need a ride into town.
- Yeah. We gotta go get a camcorder.
Come on. Let's go. - Where's the plane?
- Uh, over there.
- You boys may have saved a life.
You're heroes.
Probably end up on TV or something.
- Cool. - Yeah.
[both chuckle]
- It all began with a mile-high joyride
on a fateful June day.
[dramatic music]
- I was doing sh*ts of tequila and licking the salt
when I suddenly realized...
I wasn't flying the plane.
[engine roars]
I said, "This is it. I'm gonna die."
- Two young boys were relaxing outside
when they heard the roar of Bud's plane.
- Uh, look. Ha ha.
It's a plane. [chuckles]
- Yeah.
But something looks wrong. [chuckles]
- Bud's plane crashed into a thicket of trees.
[engine roar, crash]
It was a total wreck,
leaving Bud trapped and barely alive.
There was clearly nothing to do
but encourage Bud to hang on.
- Uh, don't die and stuff.
[chuckles]
- Steve Furlong was on his way home.
- Yeah, I saw these two frantic boys
and they were waving to get my attention.
- Um...
- The boys explained what happened.
Furlong went for help.
Within minutes, Bud was airlifted
to County Hospital, safe and alive.
Today, he's fully recovered
and flying for a commercial airline
thanks to these two boys, Beavis and Butt-Head.
- So glad to meet you guys. - [chuckles]
Hey, Beavis.
He's got the Playboy channel.
- Cool.
[both snickering]
[thunder crashes]
- And now, the twisted Madame Olga
will teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
- Hey, I think this is "Tales From the Crypt."
All right. Sometimes they show boobs.
[chuckles]
- Uh, I don't think so, Beavis.
- ♪ Hey, let's twist ♪
- I don't see the Crypt Keeper.
- Oh, yeah. [snickers]
- ♪ Ooh, stick it in and twist ♪
You know how the Crypt Keeper, he's got, like,
wrinkled up skin and everything?
- Yeah.
- I always wonder what his nut sack looks like.
[[snickers] - You're a "prevert," Beavis.
- Well, you know, I was just like, you know,
it's probably really scary looking.
[snickers]
[laughs creepily]
[Crypt Keeper voice] Good evening, boys and ghouls.
[laughs creepily]
- Shut up, Beavis.
I'm gonna kick you in the nut sack.
- [laughs creepily]
[Crypt Keeper voice] Naturally. [laughs]
Here's a little tale from my nut sack.
[laughs] - That's enough, Beavis.
- ♪ Do the ultra twist ♪
♪ Just do the twist ♪ [Beavis laughs creepily]
♪ The alchemists all recommend ♪
- Hey, that was pretty good.
- ♪ It's here to stay ♪
- Hey, those are like those sunglasses
your grandma wears, Beavis.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
She's like, "I'm going out to get some medicine
"and a carton of smokes.
"Beavis, honey, go get your grandma
her sunglasses, okay?"
[mimics coughing] - Yeah.
[both chuckle]
Then you're like,
"Get them yourself, butt munch."
- Yeah. Really. [both chuckle]
Get 'em yourself. [snickers]
Whoa, Butt-Head! Butt-Head! Look at that up there.
You can see something. Look. [snickers]
- Yeah. [chuckles]
There's a lot of butt wiggling and butt snapping
and, like, people sticking their butts out.
- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. This is what we need.
- And it's like, this guy is going around
sticking his butt out going,
♪ Jam it in and screw it ♪
♪ Do the ultra twist ♪
[both chuckle]
- Boy, this is some nasty stuff.
- These guys understand the importance of a good butt.
- Yeah, yeah.
[both snicker]
- Sometimes a disaster shows you you're not alone
and that people really do care.
Beavis and Butt-Head restored my faith in humanity.
- This sucks.
Yeah.
- I want to see something with chicks.
- Next on "Rescue ,"
Margot was skinny dipping when she felt
something biting her foot.
- When we got her on shore,
I listened for a heartbeat.
But there wasn't any, so I had to use CPR.
One, two, three...
- Whoa. - Yeah. [snickers]
- Four, five... - Whoa.
- Yeah. - Whoa.
- Yeah.
- Snatched from the jaws of death.
[both snicker]
[Slayer's "Serenity in m*rder"]
♪ ♪
- Um, haven't we seen this video before?
- Uh, I don't know.
It's hard to tell. [chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah.
I think I've seen a video like this before
where, like, the music was all fast and loud
and guys were like, you know, banging their heads like this.
- Oh, yeah. [both chortle]
I remember that one. [chuckles]
It was cool.
[both chuckle]
This music is, like, nice, peaceful music.
- Yeah. This is, like, good if you want to just,
you know, like, just kind of mellow out or something.
- Yeah.
- ♪ Let me take you down ♪
- ♪ Without a sound ♪
- ♪ Dead before you hit the ground ♪
- Whoa. Check it out.
He's, like, some kind of scientific dude.
- [chuckles] Oh, yeah. That's cool.
If I was a scientific,
I'd, like, do a 'speriment, you know,
where it's, like, I'd get a chick in
and I'd say, "Okay, chick, um,
"I'm gonna have to ask you to get naked,
and then I'm gonna 'speriment with your boobs."
[snickers] - Yeah.
[both chuckling]
That would rule.
♪ ♪
- See, look, I think this dude's trying
to, like, catch this chick
and then, like, do 'speriments on her.
- Oh, yeah.
That's like that movie we saw
where that dude had that chick in his basement
and he was gonna, like, cut her skin off and stuff.
- ♪ Quench the fire that drives my soul ♪
- See, that was a good movie because it was, like--
it was, like, not like some of those movies
where it's like, no way.
- Yeah.
Like, remember that movie "The Right Stuff"?
- Oh, yeah, yeah. - That was stupid.
[both chuckle]
That's never gonna happen.
- Yeah, yeah. Really.
That was dumb. [both snicker]
I liked that movie, "Alive."
- Yeah.
It's like, that was a good idea,
but, like, that would never happen.
- Yeah. It's like-- like a plane
would really crash like that, you know?
[both chuckling]
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
05x27 - To the Rescue
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.