[upbeat rock]
[James] After the m*rder, other crimes
seemed pretty easy by comparison
- How do you know how to do that?
- Practice
[engine starts]
I know how to do a lot of things
Like what?
Build a dam
Taxidermy
Make yoghurt
[engine sputters and starts]
♪ You know that I'm sorry ♪
My dad's gonna love you
♪ I made you blue ♪
[engine revs]
♪ There will never be another ♪
♪ Boy for me like you! ♪
[classic rock]
[James] The radio in the car was broken
There was one CD
And only one track that didn't skip
♪ Keep on running ♪
♪ Keep on hiding ♪
♪ One fine day,
I'm gonna be the one ♪
♪ To make you understand ♪
♪ Oh, yeah! I'm gonna be your man ♪
[James] At first, it was OK
It was a good song
[track starts over]
[James] But its appeal
eventually palled
[silence]
Do you feel bad about we did?
About the man?
[James] I was pleased Alyssa used "we"
in relation to the incident
He was attacking you
Yeah
And those girls in the photos
[screech]
Yeah
[Alyssa] We did the world a favor
If I was the police,
I'd give us f*cking medals or something
They probably will
[James] They didn't
[foreboding music]
[soft country music]
[James] As the hours passed,
I realized that I felt different
Sort of new
She'd come back for me
And we were really doing something,
going somewhere
And it felt good
Oh, sh*t
Alyssa?
Wake up
[sighs] Have a nice day
[door chimes]
[door closes]
[woman] Did he buy a key ring?
[sighs] No
{\an8}Did you encourage him to buy a key ring?
- Yes
- Don't lie
No
Well...
if you get cancer, you'll only have
yourself to blame, won't you?
[distant traffic]
[percussions]
[James] OK
I'll keep the engine running
You get out, fill up, just a little bit
Enough to get to your dad's
And then we drive off
before anyone notices, OK?
You've really come out of your shell,
you know
Huh?
It's hot
[Jocelyn grunts]
Eight o'clock in the morning
[percussions build]
sh*t
[sighs]
[quietly] All right...
[music fades]
[Jocelyn] Morning!
- Hiya
- Need a hand?
Nah, you're all right, thanks
You can't fill up
with the car running can you?
What?
Oh, yeah
[percussions]
Can you turn the engine off, please?
[engine sputters and stops]
Let me help you
It's a bit temperamental that one
It's fine, thanks
- Full t*nk?
- No, we only want a bit
Better to be on the safe side, isn't it?
OK, sure. Fill her up
[whispers] Police
[mouths] What?
[Jocelyn] Let's go in and pay, shall we?
After you
[percussions build]
[Alyssa] If this is what gets us caught,
I'm going to k*ll myself,
from shame
[door chimes]
[Alyssa] sh*t, sh*t, sh*t
This young lady would like to pay
for pump number seven
[Jocelyn] Frodo!
[till beeps]
Cash or card?
Like to buy a key ring? For cancer
- Not now!
- What?
Cash or card?
- Have you got a toilet?
- No
- Isn't that illegal?
- We don't have one
Yeah, we do
- Shut up!
- Do you want me to wet myself?
Do you want me to call the police?
They might like to know
where you got your car from
I need a toilet!
[Alyssa screams] Get off me!
- Ah!
- Frodo, call the police
[electric guitar riff]
[silence]
[Teri] I take it you recognize that
I gave it him for his birthday
Which birthday was this?
His thirteenth
I'm sorry, why on earth would you
give a 13-year-old boy a hunting Kn*fe?
Well, he asked for it
Actually, no,
he asked for a machete
But I said that was a bit full on
[Teri scoffs]
This Kn*fe has been confirmed
as a m*rder w*apon
What?
Look, James...
He's weird, OK? But he's...
he's not dangerous
[electric guitar]
You let her go, or I'll blow
your f*cking head off
He's really not
- Did you hear me?
- That's just your hand, isn't it?
- No
- Well, what kind of g*n is it, then?
[Jocelyn] Come on, I'm interested
My husband owns a couple
- You got a husband? Ow!
- What kind?
It's a Glock 17MB. Ambidextrous
magazine catch. Recoil-operated
19 rounds
[Alyssa] Yes, James!
[Jocelyn] Frodo, call the police
Ow!
[Alyssa screams]
[Jocelyn] Frodo!
Call the police, you f*cking moron!
[Jocelyn screams]
Told you we had a toilet
[banging and screaming]
[Jocelyn screams] Let me out!
Let me out now!
[Jocelyn] Frodo!
I don't like my life
So, do something
[banging]
[Jocelyn] Frodo!
[silence]
[banging]
[banging continues]
[Jocelyn] Frodo!
[clatter]
[Jocelyn] What was that?
Nice one, Frodo
[banging]
I'm just saying, it's a bit of a jump,
that's all
[Teri] What is?
Well, it's weird
It is
They steal a car
and he has a Kn*fe, sure, but...
why would they k*ll someone?
Well, he's had the Kn*fe
since he was 13 years old
I had an air r*fle when I was ten
Nearly blinded my sister
That's interesting
[Teri] What?
[James] Things had started to get
slightly out of hand
[Jocelyn] I'm going to get you arrested,
and then I'm going to sue you!
All of you!
Shut up!
[James] We needed to get out of there
- Frodo?
- Yeah
Is that your actual name?
Like, your birth name?
Yeah
Listen, Frodo, we've got
to get back on the road
OK, yeah, cool
Where are we going?
- What?
- I'm coming with you
[Frodo] What do we need?
Juice, snacks...
[Jocelyn] Frodo!
For energy
[Jocelyn] Frodo!
- Do you guys smoke?
- Not really
I do. From now
[Jocelyn] Oh, come on, Frodo!
I'm just gonna start the car
He's just hot-wiring. It takes a while
Oh, OK. Cool
Do you want some alcohol?
Uh, yeah, sure
Can you grab us a couple
of bottles of that whiskey on top?
- What? This one?
- Yeah, the Glen-thingy one
[Alyssa] It's really expensive
[Jocelyn] Don't you dare!
[Alyssa] His trust in us is
kind of heartbreaking
But what are you gonna do?
[rock music]
Hey!
[engine sputters]
♪ Well, Daddy joined the Air Force,
said it was a good source... ♪
Drive! Drive!
f*cking drive!
[tires screech]
Wait!
♪ Here I am standin'
in the desert with a g*n ♪
♪ Thought of going AWOL
but I'm too afraid to run ♪
♪ So I got me off of deep space
Help 'em win the arms race ♪
- Whoo!
- Woo-hoo!
We're proper bandits, James!
♪ Threw me on a lily pad,
sent me home to NORAD ♪
♪ I knew I'd be in trouble
but I didn't think it'd be this bad ♪
[music stops]
[Teri] We're sorry to have to do this,
but we just need
to ask some more questions
[Eunice sighs]
Going back a few years, there was talk
among old colleagues, about accusations
made against Clive by some students
- Can you tell us anything about those?
- Yes
I can tell you it was a long time ago...
and that both accusations were dropped
- We know that, but...
- And I can tell you...
that some young women,
rather than admit
their grades are dropping
because they're lazy
or on dr*gs half the time,
would rather accuse
an innocent man of sexual as*ault
No one would have any reason
to cause him harm?
I would like it...
if you would get on with your job
and find whoever m*rder*d my son
Rather than trying to blame him
for his own death
I'll show you out
Please, we'll see ourselves out
He was your only one?
[clock ticks]
It's better to be in charge of the truth,
you know?
In case it ever comes out
It tends to,
in situations like this. It's, uh...
It's just my experience
It's better to be, you know...
in control
[sharp] Get out
[ominous chords]
I'm so sorry for your loss
[door opens and closes]
[melancholy music]
[Alyssa] I think I'm starting
to feel a bit...
more like myself
Sometimes, I think I feel more like myself
with James than I do on my own
Hey, can you stop?
[Alyssa] Everything feels really simple
[phone rings]
[Gwen] Hello?
[Alyssa] Hi, Mum
Oh, my God, Alyssa,
where the hell are you?
- We've had the police around...
- Just shut up and listen to me
- Alyssa!
- Mum
Are you... are you OK?
You're never going to see me again. Ever
I'm not coming home
[quavering] What's happened, Alyssa?
Where are you?
- Are you with your dad?
- No
Come home, Alyssa
Tell Tony I said, "f*ck off."
[blues]
Let's go
[Tony] Who was on the phone?
My mum
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, baby ♪
♪ Sweet babe ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, baby ♪
♪ Sweet babe ♪
[music fades]
Has Teri left?
[soft rock]
[man] Eunice?
Hi, this is Teri. Leave a message
[Eunice groans]
Cheers
Cheers
It's really nice to meet you
Hiya
- Eunice, what...
- Come back to work
- I'm sorry...
- You have to see this
- Excuse me, who are you?
- DC Noon. You have to see this
- Are you in the police?
- Is this a date?
- Seriously, Eunice, can you just...
- How old are you?
- For f*ck's sake!
- You have to see this
- No!
- You have to. It's important
- Not now
- Yes, now
I'm really sorry
[beep]
[screaming]
[man] Hey!
I said stay still!
[screaming]
[Teri] f*cking hell
[seagulls cry]
Right. Let's do this
- Are you OK?
- Course I am
James, we k*lled a r*pist,
turned our backs on the law,
and I'm finally gonna meet my dad again
It's mega. Come on
[soft country music]
[door opens]
[Debbie] Yeah?
Hi. Is Leslie in?
[silence]
Leslie doesn't live here anymore
[Alyssa] No
What?
Who are you?
[seagulls cry]
Do you know where he is now?
Just leave it, James
Yeah
They still k*lled him
Whatever he might have done,
they cut his throat
and they've done a runner
- Yeah, but if it was self-defense?
- Then they'll get manslaughter
- So, how did you meet her?
- What?
Ugh...
OK. I'm going home
[radio] DC Noon? Come in, DC Noon?
[beep] Yeah, go ahead
We found the kids' most recent location
Where?
They robbed a petrol station 100 miles
south east of here this morning
Held it up at gunpoint
Locked the manager in the toilet
We've got the CCTV
[beep] Coming in now
[melancholy music]
[engine sputters]
[brakes creak]
[Alyssa] How do we know
this is the right way?
[James] Well, she said left
and then left again, so...
I think it's this way
[Alyssa] Sometimes you realize
you had a thing keeping you going
that might be a lie...
When you actually really understand that,
that the whole thing might have been
a lie the whole time,
it's like you swallowed a stone
But not recently
You swallowed it years ago
What if this is sh*t?
Why didn't he tell me that he moved?
Maybe it's really recent
Come on
[insects chirp]
[music fades]
[distant TV]
[Alyssa] I'm really scared
I'm really scared
[TV continues]
[upbeat indie music]
[door opens]
Hi, Dad
01x06 - Episode 6
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Series is based on Charles Forsman's mini-comics The End of the f*cking World, which were collected into a book in 2013.
Series is based on Charles Forsman's mini-comics The End of the f*cking World, which were collected into a book in 2013.