04x04 - Wimp On The Barby / Yarn Benders
Posted: 12/12/23 07:34
(Buzzing )
(Rattling )
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
(Whistling and buzzing )
(Splat! )
(Screaming )
♪ Rocko's modern life.
Rocko's modern life.
That was a hoot!
(Shears clipping )
(Ed bighead humming )
♪ Ah doo-doo-doo
♪ Doo doo doo
♪ Froggy lady, oh!
♪ Doo doo doo, da-da-da doo ♪
♪ Froggy lady...
(Squish )
(Gasps )
(Popping )
Rocko!
Yes, mr. Bighead?
May I have a word with you, please?
Yes, mr. Bighead?
Your dog has made a mess of my yard!
(Popping )
Oh, mr. Bighead
That's just spunky's way of saying he loves you.
Well, I have enough love in my yard
To make my dead grandmother giggle
You sniveling neighborhood menace!
And I don't want to step in any more of your love...
Ed!
Bad!
Down!
(Squeaks )
Back!
(Squeaks again )
Rocko, darling
You really must learn
To stand up to mr. Bighead, dear.
Well, I'm not very good at confrontations.
Of course you aren't, darling.
And try to keep scruffy off the lawn
Would you, dear?
Whose show is it?
(Rings )
Both: I'll get it.
(In australian accent ): rocko's modern home.
Rocko speaking.
Oh, hi, mum.
I mean, good day.
Let me say something.
Hey, hey, I've got a shrimp on the barby.
(Giggles )
What's that, mum?
He's coming when?
Oh, yes, that would be lovely... Mate.
♪Alouette ♪
♪Gentile alouette. ♪
You too, mum. Bye.
Ciao.
(Door opens )
Who was that?
Oh, your mom.
My mom?
What did she want?
Um, she said she loves you
She misses you...
Oh, and some guy named dingo
Is coming to visit you on saturday.
Dingo?!
Dingo's coming!
Lock the door!
Close the curtains!
I said, lock the doors!
And for the love of cake, hide me!
Rocko, you're scaring us!
Who's dingo?
(Inhales deeply )
Dingo was the meanest third grader in the whole world.
Are you going to have a flashback?
(Catching breath )
Yes.
(Bell rings )
On the very first day
Dingo made my life at fair dinkum primary school
A living nightmare.
Hello.
(Students tittering )
And for terrible years I was kicked...
Poked...
Tripped....
Thonked...
Thwacked....
And thwankled...
Right up to the day when I finally left for america.
(Gentle jangling )
(Sighs )
Yoo-hoo!
Short-o.
Dingo: I've got a going-away present for you.
I'll get you some day, shrimp-o!
(Jingling, rattling )
Why he never liked me, I'll never know.
And dingo was his name.
Oh. Oh.
(Crickets chirping )
(Blowing whistles loudly )
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hup, two, three, four.
(Blowing whistle )
Do you want to be a wimp your whole life?
Yes, sir.
Do you want to learn to fight like a man?
No, sir.
Good!
(Blowing whistle )
(Toots )
Drop and give me !
(Tooting )
(Grunting )
(Grunting )
(Tooting )
One...
Hey! Why am I taking orders from you?
Because you're in training!
Hi, sleepyhead.
Hi, filburt.
Rocko, you've got hours
To prepare for the fight of your life!
Fight?!
I'm not going to fight!
I'm going to leave town.
I've got to get to the airport!
Spunky! Come on, boy!
Get him!
Gotcha.
No, please!
Rocko, the time has come to stand up for what's right.
(Bellowing ): in the art of w*r, one must know his enemy.
Eh, dingo's from australia.
Whatever!
Through the use
Of sophisticated computer technology
And a box of crayons
We have constructed a likeness of dingo
As he would appear today.
Filburt!
Aye-aye, captain.
Ta-da!
(Screams )
It is because of this really scary and realistic image
That we must prepare to face the enemy!
(Cracking )
Ow.
Lesson one:
The first encounter.
(In australian accent ): hello, there, dingo.
Good to see you, eh?
(In australian accent ): I've come to get you, rocko.
I offer you these flowers, in peace and goodwill.
Is this a trick?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
No!
Oh, heffer, they're beautiful.
Then when the enemy is preoccupied
Grab something big
And let him have it!
(Loud thud )
Hey, romeo, you left something in the top drawer.
Yeah?
Hello.
Hi!
(Shrieks in pain )
So, what do you think?
I think I'm afraid.
(Muffled ): rocko, by the time we're through with you
You're going to be a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
(No dialogue )
(Loud thuds )
(Munching loudly )
Hajimay!
Hi...
Ya...
Choy!
(Screams )
(Chewing savagely )
Rocko!
You're a savage, bloodthirsty beast!
Hello, mates.
Here I am to beat you up.
Oh, my gosh!
It's dingo!
Ollie, ollie, oxen free.
Sic him rocko, sic him!
(Growling )
Yeah!
(Roaring )
(Rocko snarling savagely )
Filburt!
Play dead!
(Screams )
(Growling )
(Screaming )
Down, boy!
(Snarling fiercely )
(Skidding )
Filburt, talk to me.
(Moaning )
Hang in there, buddy.
You'll be okay.
(Car doors closing )
(Crickets chirping )
(Munching loudly )
(Gulps )
Snarl!
Both: he's ready!
(Japanese music playing )
Iam ready.
(Loud snapping )
Remember all that I've taught you
And you will triumph.
And if things start to get iffy
Kick him in the hiney.
(Doorbell rings )
(Loud knocking )
(Filburt and heffer gasp )
I am ready.
(Knocking continues )
Friend rocko.
Oh...
Dingo?
I am now known as foofy no-no.
I beg your pardon?
Rocko, I have come to make amends.
Please accept these turnips
As a token of my apologies
And as a symbol of eternal friendship.
Also, this lovely three-speed blenderizer.
And bacon-in-a-box.
But that's not all.
Here's five bucks.
Uh, dingo?
And lastly...
A request.
Uh, yes?
I want you to punch me in the nose.
Uh, uh, what?!
For all the suffering I have put you through
For all the pain I have caused.
Uh, dingo?
Please, rocko, free me from that which I was
So that I can become one with the unicorn.
(Honking horn )
Eh... Dingo?
Foofy no-no.
Uh, foofy no-no, I've been
Afraid of you all my life
And today I was going to stand up to you
Once and for all
But if I've learned anything from all this
It's that v*olence
Isn't going to solve anything.
It only makes things worse.
And that's why
I can't punch you in the nose.
Please, rocko.
Okay!
(Nasally ): fank you so mush.
I'm sorry you had to see that, spunky.
What I did just now was wrong.
I should've stuck by my decision
To avoid v*olence.
That's what I should've done.
You leave our friend alone
You big bully.
Let's roast his onion!
Let's get him! Yeah!
Come on!
Heff: you pick on rocko...
On the other hand, he did say please.
And yet, still
I know inside that what I did was wrong
Because that's not the kind of person I am.
Not at all.
I mean, we all have certain standards
That we should try to practice
And folks around the country
Have a contract with this country
That doesn't allow us to say certain words.
Rocko: oh, what a gorgeous day.
We ought to go out and enjoy it.
Uh-huh.
Right. (Doorbell rings )
Hi, rocko.
Hiya, heffer.
Uh-huh.
Right.
How about a friendly game of baseball?
Baseball? You bet!
Right, heff?
Right.
We'll be out in a sec.
Just got to get my glove.
Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter--
Swing!
Whoa... Ooh!
Whoop.
Not good.
Turtle on his back
In the sun, bright sun.
Ow. My retinas are melting.
(Grunting )
Ah, that's better.
(Thunder )
Uh-oh.
Not good.
Turtle on his back in the rain.
(Grunting )
Oh, dear!
(Sneezing )
(Honking )
Here you go, filburt.
I'm feeling achy and feverish
And inflammatious.
Dr. Heff says you need a good dose of tv.
My mother used to read to me when I was sick.
Read?! Are you nuts?
Nobody reads anymore.
I've got just the cure.
The really really big book of fairy tales.
"Once upon a time..."
Yawn.
"...there were three bears--"
Wait.
Is this the one
With the porridge thing?
Well, yes.
Oh, I was afraid of that.
Porridge makes me nauseous.
I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous.
Right. Sorry.
Here's another one.
(Clears throat )
"Once upon a time
"There were two children who lived in the woods.
One was named hansel and the other was--"
Debbie!
Ooh!
I've never heard that one before.
One day, hansel anddebbie
Were on their way home from the--
Heffer: circus!
Yes, the circus.
And off they skipped
Merrily into the dark and scary forest.
♪ ...tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
♪ Tra-la-la--
Heff: "shortcut to hansel and debbie's house."
How convenient.
I am suspicious.
Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
Okay.
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Rocko: "so off they went into the forest
Unaware of the evil that lurked ahead."
(Cackling )
(Sneezing )
(Sniffling )
(Cackling again )
(Bird calling )
I fear we have merrily skipped too far
And have lost our way.
What about the trail of breath mints
You were supposed to leave?
I don't know.
But the birds around here smell minty fresh.
John...
Marcia...
(Background creaking )
Oh, look.
A cottage made entirely of healthy snacks.
Healthy snacks?!
What fun is that?
The house is made of pizza.
No, it's not, it's made of healthy snacks.
Heffer: pizza!
Healthy snacks!
Pizza!
Healthy snacks!
Pizza!
Healthy snacks!
Pizza!
Filburt: hey!
You're both wrong.
The house is made of fish sticks.
Imagine that, a fish stick house.
Welcome, you lost children.
Come in and eat my house.
I got plenty of tartar sauce.
Now, remember, I'm the witch.
That's it, eat up.
Get good and fat.
Uh, hansel?
I don't think coming to this house
Was such a good idea.
Magic beans?
Good idea.
These aren't for eating.
These are magic beans.
Here, watch.
(Rumbling )
Hold on!
Wait!
I was going to make an espresso.
(Cages creaking )
(Thumping )
Filburt: fee, fi, fo, fum.
Something stinks.
(Both screaming )
Rocko: "and off went the evil giant grandma to her castle."
Hey, grandma
Those are mighty big teeth you have.
All the better to chew up
My nutritional daily requirement
Of children like you.
How come everybody wants to eat us?
Hey, debbie, don't you have a hairpin or something?
No, but I have a key.
Teeth, don't fail me now.
What?
(Growling )
(Cackling )
I'll grind your bones to make my--
Porridge!
Porridge?
Ooh...
I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous...
Good one, hansel.
Where you going?
Hansel, give me a hand.
Put your thumb here.
There. Got it.
I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous...
I'm better now.
Both: you'll never catch us.
Why, you pesky kids!
Whoa...
Run!
Oh...
Rocko: "the hungry giant lost her lunch."
(Screaming )
(Still screaming )
(Still screaming )
Shut up!
"Luck and atmospheric conditions were on their side."
Both: whew.
That was a close one.
Filburt: you want that espresso now?
(Screaming )
I could make tea.
Cream or sugar?
(Screaming )
(Elevator ringing )
It's all clear.
Both: huh?
You can't go to the ball like that.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Look, heff, I'm a prince.
Me next, do me next.
Hold your horses, dutch boy.
Wow!
I feel pretty.
Call me...
Cinderheffer.
Don't we get a coach with this?
Don't rush the magic.
Ah, yes.
That'll do.
Thanks.
No problem.
Uh...
Giddy-up?
I want someone to dance with me.
Rocko: "but one wrong turn sent them
Right back to where they started."
These woods look awfully familiar.
Heffer: maybe we ought to turn back.
Stop right there.
(All screaming )
The witch!
That's me, the witch.
Stay.
Yes, it is I
And I've come bearing gifts.
Would you like a juicy blue apple?
Sure.
Cinderheffer, don't.
Wash it down
With a delicious beverage?
Great!
Cinderheffer!
(Gulping )
Ah...
(Belching )
Okay.
And how about an after-dinner mint?
Ooh.
Cinderheffer, no!
Cinderheffer, speak to me.
Now he'll never get to dance at the ball.
Rocko: "the forest was a sad, sad place that day."
Wait a minute, you!
Me?
You did this to cinderheffer and now you'll pay.
No, I won't.
Rocko: "a giant?"
Rocko: oh, look, the witch's glass shoes.
These just might fit cinderheffer.
I'm alive!
And I'm a real boy.
(Playing fanfare )
(Crowd cheering )
Mush!
Oatmeal!
Porridge!
Heffer: whee!
Rocko: "and they lived happily ever after.
The end."
Whew. Whew.
That story really did the trick.
I feel like a million bucks.
I'll return the favor someday.
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la...
(Sneezing )
(Sneezing )
(Sniffling )
Bless you.
(Sniffling )
(Stuffed up ): thanks.
(Rattling )
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
(Whistling and buzzing )
(Splat! )
(Screaming )
♪ Rocko's modern life.
Rocko's modern life.
That was a hoot!
(Shears clipping )
(Ed bighead humming )
♪ Ah doo-doo-doo
♪ Doo doo doo
♪ Froggy lady, oh!
♪ Doo doo doo, da-da-da doo ♪
♪ Froggy lady...
(Squish )
(Gasps )
(Popping )
Rocko!
Yes, mr. Bighead?
May I have a word with you, please?
Yes, mr. Bighead?
Your dog has made a mess of my yard!
(Popping )
Oh, mr. Bighead
That's just spunky's way of saying he loves you.
Well, I have enough love in my yard
To make my dead grandmother giggle
You sniveling neighborhood menace!
And I don't want to step in any more of your love...
Ed!
Bad!
Down!
(Squeaks )
Back!
(Squeaks again )
Rocko, darling
You really must learn
To stand up to mr. Bighead, dear.
Well, I'm not very good at confrontations.
Of course you aren't, darling.
And try to keep scruffy off the lawn
Would you, dear?
Whose show is it?
(Rings )
Both: I'll get it.
(In australian accent ): rocko's modern home.
Rocko speaking.
Oh, hi, mum.
I mean, good day.
Let me say something.
Hey, hey, I've got a shrimp on the barby.
(Giggles )
What's that, mum?
He's coming when?
Oh, yes, that would be lovely... Mate.
♪Alouette ♪
♪Gentile alouette. ♪
You too, mum. Bye.
Ciao.
(Door opens )
Who was that?
Oh, your mom.
My mom?
What did she want?
Um, she said she loves you
She misses you...
Oh, and some guy named dingo
Is coming to visit you on saturday.
Dingo?!
Dingo's coming!
Lock the door!
Close the curtains!
I said, lock the doors!
And for the love of cake, hide me!
Rocko, you're scaring us!
Who's dingo?
(Inhales deeply )
Dingo was the meanest third grader in the whole world.
Are you going to have a flashback?
(Catching breath )
Yes.
(Bell rings )
On the very first day
Dingo made my life at fair dinkum primary school
A living nightmare.
Hello.
(Students tittering )
And for terrible years I was kicked...
Poked...
Tripped....
Thonked...
Thwacked....
And thwankled...
Right up to the day when I finally left for america.
(Gentle jangling )
(Sighs )
Yoo-hoo!
Short-o.
Dingo: I've got a going-away present for you.
I'll get you some day, shrimp-o!
(Jingling, rattling )
Why he never liked me, I'll never know.
And dingo was his name.
Oh. Oh.
(Crickets chirping )
(Blowing whistles loudly )
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hup, two, three, four.
(Blowing whistle )
Do you want to be a wimp your whole life?
Yes, sir.
Do you want to learn to fight like a man?
No, sir.
Good!
(Blowing whistle )
(Toots )
Drop and give me !
(Tooting )
(Grunting )
(Grunting )
(Tooting )
One...
Hey! Why am I taking orders from you?
Because you're in training!
Hi, sleepyhead.
Hi, filburt.
Rocko, you've got hours
To prepare for the fight of your life!
Fight?!
I'm not going to fight!
I'm going to leave town.
I've got to get to the airport!
Spunky! Come on, boy!
Get him!
Gotcha.
No, please!
Rocko, the time has come to stand up for what's right.
(Bellowing ): in the art of w*r, one must know his enemy.
Eh, dingo's from australia.
Whatever!
Through the use
Of sophisticated computer technology
And a box of crayons
We have constructed a likeness of dingo
As he would appear today.
Filburt!
Aye-aye, captain.
Ta-da!
(Screams )
It is because of this really scary and realistic image
That we must prepare to face the enemy!
(Cracking )
Ow.
Lesson one:
The first encounter.
(In australian accent ): hello, there, dingo.
Good to see you, eh?
(In australian accent ): I've come to get you, rocko.
I offer you these flowers, in peace and goodwill.
Is this a trick?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
No!
Oh, heffer, they're beautiful.
Then when the enemy is preoccupied
Grab something big
And let him have it!
(Loud thud )
Hey, romeo, you left something in the top drawer.
Yeah?
Hello.
Hi!
(Shrieks in pain )
So, what do you think?
I think I'm afraid.
(Muffled ): rocko, by the time we're through with you
You're going to be a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
(No dialogue )
(Loud thuds )
(Munching loudly )
Hajimay!
Hi...
Ya...
Choy!
(Screams )
(Chewing savagely )
Rocko!
You're a savage, bloodthirsty beast!
Hello, mates.
Here I am to beat you up.
Oh, my gosh!
It's dingo!
Ollie, ollie, oxen free.
Sic him rocko, sic him!
(Growling )
Yeah!
(Roaring )
(Rocko snarling savagely )
Filburt!
Play dead!
(Screams )
(Growling )
(Screaming )
Down, boy!
(Snarling fiercely )
(Skidding )
Filburt, talk to me.
(Moaning )
Hang in there, buddy.
You'll be okay.
(Car doors closing )
(Crickets chirping )
(Munching loudly )
(Gulps )
Snarl!
Both: he's ready!
(Japanese music playing )
Iam ready.
(Loud snapping )
Remember all that I've taught you
And you will triumph.
And if things start to get iffy
Kick him in the hiney.
(Doorbell rings )
(Loud knocking )
(Filburt and heffer gasp )
I am ready.
(Knocking continues )
Friend rocko.
Oh...
Dingo?
I am now known as foofy no-no.
I beg your pardon?
Rocko, I have come to make amends.
Please accept these turnips
As a token of my apologies
And as a symbol of eternal friendship.
Also, this lovely three-speed blenderizer.
And bacon-in-a-box.
But that's not all.
Here's five bucks.
Uh, dingo?
And lastly...
A request.
Uh, yes?
I want you to punch me in the nose.
Uh, uh, what?!
For all the suffering I have put you through
For all the pain I have caused.
Uh, dingo?
Please, rocko, free me from that which I was
So that I can become one with the unicorn.
(Honking horn )
Eh... Dingo?
Foofy no-no.
Uh, foofy no-no, I've been
Afraid of you all my life
And today I was going to stand up to you
Once and for all
But if I've learned anything from all this
It's that v*olence
Isn't going to solve anything.
It only makes things worse.
And that's why
I can't punch you in the nose.
Please, rocko.
Okay!
(Nasally ): fank you so mush.
I'm sorry you had to see that, spunky.
What I did just now was wrong.
I should've stuck by my decision
To avoid v*olence.
That's what I should've done.
You leave our friend alone
You big bully.
Let's roast his onion!
Let's get him! Yeah!
Come on!
Heff: you pick on rocko...
On the other hand, he did say please.
And yet, still
I know inside that what I did was wrong
Because that's not the kind of person I am.
Not at all.
I mean, we all have certain standards
That we should try to practice
And folks around the country
Have a contract with this country
That doesn't allow us to say certain words.
Rocko: oh, what a gorgeous day.
We ought to go out and enjoy it.
Uh-huh.
Right. (Doorbell rings )
Hi, rocko.
Hiya, heffer.
Uh-huh.
Right.
How about a friendly game of baseball?
Baseball? You bet!
Right, heff?
Right.
We'll be out in a sec.
Just got to get my glove.
Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter--
Swing!
Whoa... Ooh!
Whoop.
Not good.
Turtle on his back
In the sun, bright sun.
Ow. My retinas are melting.
(Grunting )
Ah, that's better.
(Thunder )
Uh-oh.
Not good.
Turtle on his back in the rain.
(Grunting )
Oh, dear!
(Sneezing )
(Honking )
Here you go, filburt.
I'm feeling achy and feverish
And inflammatious.
Dr. Heff says you need a good dose of tv.
My mother used to read to me when I was sick.
Read?! Are you nuts?
Nobody reads anymore.
I've got just the cure.
The really really big book of fairy tales.
"Once upon a time..."
Yawn.
"...there were three bears--"
Wait.
Is this the one
With the porridge thing?
Well, yes.
Oh, I was afraid of that.
Porridge makes me nauseous.
I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous.
Right. Sorry.
Here's another one.
(Clears throat )
"Once upon a time
"There were two children who lived in the woods.
One was named hansel and the other was--"
Debbie!
Ooh!
I've never heard that one before.
One day, hansel anddebbie
Were on their way home from the--
Heffer: circus!
Yes, the circus.
And off they skipped
Merrily into the dark and scary forest.
♪ ...tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
♪ Tra-la-la--
Heff: "shortcut to hansel and debbie's house."
How convenient.
I am suspicious.
Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
Okay.
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Rocko: "so off they went into the forest
Unaware of the evil that lurked ahead."
(Cackling )
(Sneezing )
(Sniffling )
(Cackling again )
(Bird calling )
I fear we have merrily skipped too far
And have lost our way.
What about the trail of breath mints
You were supposed to leave?
I don't know.
But the birds around here smell minty fresh.
John...
Marcia...
(Background creaking )
Oh, look.
A cottage made entirely of healthy snacks.
Healthy snacks?!
What fun is that?
The house is made of pizza.
No, it's not, it's made of healthy snacks.
Heffer: pizza!
Healthy snacks!
Pizza!
Healthy snacks!
Pizza!
Healthy snacks!
Pizza!
Filburt: hey!
You're both wrong.
The house is made of fish sticks.
Imagine that, a fish stick house.
Welcome, you lost children.
Come in and eat my house.
I got plenty of tartar sauce.
Now, remember, I'm the witch.
That's it, eat up.
Get good and fat.
Uh, hansel?
I don't think coming to this house
Was such a good idea.
Magic beans?
Good idea.
These aren't for eating.
These are magic beans.
Here, watch.
(Rumbling )
Hold on!
Wait!
I was going to make an espresso.
(Cages creaking )
(Thumping )
Filburt: fee, fi, fo, fum.
Something stinks.
(Both screaming )
Rocko: "and off went the evil giant grandma to her castle."
Hey, grandma
Those are mighty big teeth you have.
All the better to chew up
My nutritional daily requirement
Of children like you.
How come everybody wants to eat us?
Hey, debbie, don't you have a hairpin or something?
No, but I have a key.
Teeth, don't fail me now.
What?
(Growling )
(Cackling )
I'll grind your bones to make my--
Porridge!
Porridge?
Ooh...
I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous...
Good one, hansel.
Where you going?
Hansel, give me a hand.
Put your thumb here.
There. Got it.
I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous...
I'm better now.
Both: you'll never catch us.
Why, you pesky kids!
Whoa...
Run!
Oh...
Rocko: "the hungry giant lost her lunch."
(Screaming )
(Still screaming )
(Still screaming )
Shut up!
"Luck and atmospheric conditions were on their side."
Both: whew.
That was a close one.
Filburt: you want that espresso now?
(Screaming )
I could make tea.
Cream or sugar?
(Screaming )
(Elevator ringing )
It's all clear.
Both: huh?
You can't go to the ball like that.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Look, heff, I'm a prince.
Me next, do me next.
Hold your horses, dutch boy.
Wow!
I feel pretty.
Call me...
Cinderheffer.
Don't we get a coach with this?
Don't rush the magic.
Ah, yes.
That'll do.
Thanks.
No problem.
Uh...
Giddy-up?
I want someone to dance with me.
Rocko: "but one wrong turn sent them
Right back to where they started."
These woods look awfully familiar.
Heffer: maybe we ought to turn back.
Stop right there.
(All screaming )
The witch!
That's me, the witch.
Stay.
Yes, it is I
And I've come bearing gifts.
Would you like a juicy blue apple?
Sure.
Cinderheffer, don't.
Wash it down
With a delicious beverage?
Great!
Cinderheffer!
(Gulping )
Ah...
(Belching )
Okay.
And how about an after-dinner mint?
Ooh.
Cinderheffer, no!
Cinderheffer, speak to me.
Now he'll never get to dance at the ball.
Rocko: "the forest was a sad, sad place that day."
Wait a minute, you!
Me?
You did this to cinderheffer and now you'll pay.
No, I won't.
Rocko: "a giant?"
Rocko: oh, look, the witch's glass shoes.
These just might fit cinderheffer.
I'm alive!
And I'm a real boy.
(Playing fanfare )
(Crowd cheering )
Mush!
Oatmeal!
Porridge!
Heffer: whee!
Rocko: "and they lived happily ever after.
The end."
Whew. Whew.
That story really did the trick.
I feel like a million bucks.
I'll return the favor someday.
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la...
(Sneezing )
(Sneezing )
(Sniffling )
Bless you.
(Sniffling )
(Stuffed up ): thanks.