(Buzzing )
(Rattling )
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
♪ Rocko's modern life
Rocko's modern life.
(Whistling and buzzing )
(Splat! )
(Screaming )
♪ Rocko's modern life.
Rocko's modern life.
That was a hoot!
You know, rob, this is kind of funny.
What do you mean?
The two of us on a blanket, eating sandwiches.
What's funny about that?
'Cause we're pigs, we can't talk.
That's what makes it seem very humorous.
Are you with me?
What are you, a fathead?
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the boneheads.
It's the fatheads, you dolt.
Rocko, it's starting.
Our favorite show.
Coming.
(Slurping )
(Panting )
Pig announcer: these are the fatheads.
I wonder what kind of ridiculous nonsense
They'll get mixed up with today, eh?
Let's take a look.
Mister, mister.
You want to buy some cookies?
Edward elias fathead, what did you do?
What is in your mouth?
Did you eat another solicitor?
Mm-mm.
Well, I'll see about that.
(Clanging )
(Offscreen laughing )
(Both laughing )
I love this show.
There you are.
Are you okay, dear?
(Laughing hysterically )
Meanwhile...
Yep, you broke it.
You finally broke it.
You smashed my eye.
Now what, huh?
Boy, are you going to get it now.
(Echoing ): hey, hey, hey, hey...
Somebody's going to pay for that glass.
(Applause )
We'll be right back.
Pig announcer: the fatheads is sponsored by puppy nuggets.
They're little things
And you're just going to go nuts over them.
The fatheads, created by ralph bighead.
Together: ralph bighead?
Oh...
Do you think...
(Screaming and crying )
Oh, how can our baby see us this way?
Baby?
That baby humiliates us week after week
On national television.
Makes us look like a couple of frogs.
I... Never...
Want to...
Hear the name ralph bighead
Again!
(Doorbell rings )
I'll get it.
Are you related to ralph bighead?
Uh, because I'm a big, big fan ofmeet the fatheads
And I though maybe he
Was your nephew, or your son.
Son?
I have no son!
Rocko, I must tell you something.
Um...
Ralph bighead is our only son.
Here he is at the beginning of his life cycle.
Oh, just look at that little tail.
He was such a cute tadpole.
(Sobbing )
(Blowing nose )
Oh...
Little ralphie showed an early talent in the arts
And wanted to grow up to be a great painter.
Ed had hopes that one day
Ralph would join him as an executive
At the conglom-o corporation.
And when that day finally came
Ed was bursting with fatherly pride.
But, but something...
Went terribly...
(Sobbing )
What happened?
Come to think of it, I don't know.
(Sobbing loudly )
Oh, my baby...
Gee, mrs. Bighead, I wish I could help, but...
Oh, oh, rocko, rocko, darling
Would you bring my little ralphie home?
Um...
It's our th anniversary next weekend.
It would mean so much to us.
Mr. Bighead: time for my bubble bath.
Toot-toot.
Coming, captain cupcake.
Here, take this picture of ralph
Go to hollowood, find him.
Here's three bucks.
Bring him home to us, won't you?
Mr. Bighead: bev.
Mrs. Bighead: keep your skin on, frogman.
Oh, rocko
I can't believe we're really going to hollowood.
I'm so excited.
Me neither, filburt.
I just hope spunky's going to be okay.
I left food for him.
(Burping )
(Blowing raspberries )
(Tires squealing )
Filbert: wow...
It's so real.
Rocko: this looks like it, filburt.
(Buzzing )
(Falsetto: ) hi, there, welcome to bighead studios.
You folks come for our exciting studio tour?
Oh, hello.
I'm sorry, we've just come along
To see if we might meet with ralph bighead this afternoon.
The... Tour's very nice, you know.
Well, I'm...
Yes, um, I'm sure it is.
(Lower voice: ) let's try this again.
(Clearing throat )
(Falsetto ): welcome to bighead studios.
Have you folks come for our exciting new studio tour?
Um, well, i...
Yes, yes, um, we'd love to take your tour.
All aboard.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to ralph bighead studios
Home of the fatheads
America's goofiest cartoon couple.
First stop, our story department.
Let's step inside and see how a cartoon is born.
Okay, then rocko, filburt
And the rhino guy come into the...
(Laughing )
Wrong show.
Okay, so we got mr. And mrs. Fathead.
Ah, here we go.
And they're, you know, standing there.
In the next panel, the phone rings and mrs. Fathead
Reaches offscreen and answers the phone
And says, "hello?"
Huh? Huh?
Oh, genius.
Rhino: next we visit the animation department
Where our animators bring the story to life.
Here we find a group of animators hard at work
Drawing thousands of teeny tiny pictures
Again and again and again.
(Phone ringing )
Hey, filburt
Don't tap on the glass.
Oh, okay, rocko.
Filbert: oh, boy.
Rhino: next stop, the camera room
Where the finished animation is meticulously filmed.
Go, honey, go.
Oh, that's fantastic.
Yes, sparkle, baby.
Oh, is that how they do it?
No, those guys are idiots.
Let the camera do the work.
Rhino: and now, the screening room
Where we'll get a sneak peek at a finished cartoon.
I am talking to you, listen to me.
Nope, I'm not listening.
I am talking to you, hello, listen to me.
Nope, I'm not doing it.
Hello, listen to me.
Nope, not any part of it.
Hello, hello, hello!
(Laughing )
Where's the pain?
Where is it?
All: pain? More pain? Absolutely.
Sure, I'll do anything you want-- charley horse...
And now, the part you've all been waiting for.
The cornerstone of the animation industry
The lifeblood of its very existence
Filbert: t-t-t...
Toys.
Ooh...
Oh, oh, I want one of these
And one of these, and, and, oh...
Two of these, and two of those
And one of those and two of those
And one of these and those and these
And of those.
And three of those and I got to have this.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Look, look, look, look.
(Gulping ): but it's far too expensive.
Oh, what the hey.
(Cash register ringing )
Yes, yes, yes, yes...
Crowd: yes, sir. Yes, sir. You've got it, r.b..
R.b.?
R.b.!
Filburt, filburt.
That was ralph bighead.
What? Who? When? Where?
Okay, guys.
Let's see, your total comes to $.
Plus tax.
Guys?
Yoo-hoo!
All: yes, yes, yes, absolutely.
Yes, yes, certainly, won't we?
(Phone ringing )
Certainly, right away, yes.
Ralph: you're all fired.
(All chatting )
I thought I fired you.
Uh, well, we don't work for you.
Heh-heh.
Heh-heh-heh.
Well, then, why are you in my office?
We love your cartoon.
But actually, that's not why we're here.
We're here about your parents.
I have no parents.
No, uh, actually, uh, you do.
Right next door to my house, you see.
And they're having their th wedding anniversary
On saturday night.
In the viking room.
Yes, yes, in the viking room at the holiday hotel.
And they want you to be there.
You see, they miss you and, and, and...
And they love your cartoon.
It would mean a lot to them
If you could be there.
I never want to see
Those two again.
Never!
Never!
Never! Never! Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never! Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
(Knocking )
Say cheese.
Cheese.
Filbert: oh, fish sticks.
(Doorbell ringing )
It's him.
Melonman.
Guess what I got?
A lobotomy?
(Applause )
No, silly, I got...
(Burping )
These.
Honey, do you hear something?
Wait a minute.
Now, that time, I definitely heard something.
I smell melon.
Pig announcer: well, well.
Things have gotten kind of sticky
For the fatheads, haven't they?
And they're about to get stickier.
Will you lower your voice?
You loweryour voice.
I will whenyou loweryour voice.
Lower your voice.
You loweryour voice.
(Applause )
Ugh!
Oh, look, it's playing.
Get this flying disease off my head!
(Applause )
(Winding )
(Squeaking )
Ed: ladies and gentlemen
Fellow conglom-o employees
It gives me great pleasure to begin the fiscal year
With the inclusion of a new employee at conglom-o.
My son, ralph.
And now, without further a-doo-doo...
(Fanfare )
...the donut.
All: ooh...
Its circular shape symbolizing
Conglom-o's relentless pursuit of the almighty dollar.
I now call upon my son to carry out the noble tradition
Established by our founding fathers
Of breaking this golden ring of dough
Thereby issuing in the new fiscal year.
Son, make me proud.
He's not breaking the donut.
Famine and pestilence will befall us.
But, dad, I can't.
(Crowd gasps )
Man: we're doomed!
Don't start with me.
Break the donut.
For the last time, break the donut.
(Crowd moans )
(Cheering )
Speech! Speech!
(Burping )
Um...
(Microphone squeals )
Ladies and gentlemen, i...
I don't want to work at conglom-o.
(Gasping )
In fact, I'm moving...
To hollowood.
To become a...
Cartoonist.
(Screaming )
Excuse me, mr. Bighead
Did I get this right?
Your son will be moving to...
I have no son!
(Sighing )
(Clanking shut )
Man: a one, a two, a one, two, three, four...
(Big band music starting up )
(Fly buzzing )
Mrs. Bighead, where are you?
Ah-ha.
Is that you, rosie?
I know it's you
'Cause I can smell your succotash.
(Giggling nervously )
Let's dance.
Rocko?
Mrs. Bighead, it's you.
Listen, I found ralph, but--
My ralph is here at last.
No, wait, mrs. Bighead...
Oh, my poor, poor, lost son.
He's here.
Mrs. Bighead, you don't understand...
Oh, he must be so handsome.
I'm so excited.
(Glass breaking )
Attention, everyone.
I'd like to make a toast
To my lovely toad of a wife, bev.
I remember the day we met
Our tongues tangled around the same fly carcass.
Oh, ed.
Through years of marriage
We have a single regret...
You!
(Crowd gasping )
Ralphie, darling!
What are you doing here?
This little beaver came to hollowood
And said you wanted me here.
Wanted you?!
After the way you've disgraced the bighead name?
Ha! Go back to hollowood
And, that, that...
That cartoon of yours.
Cartoons are my life
And I thought that maybe
You had finally come to respect that.
Respect? What do you know about respect?
Remember conglom-o?
Conglom-o?
(Arguing )
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Oh, let's just be a family again.
Over my dead body.
Have it your way, dad.
(Crowd screaming )
(Gasps )
(Fly buzzing )
You, you, you kept it.
You...
(Sobbing ): my boy.
Son!
(Jingling )
Ah...
The donut, you kept it.
You do care about conglom-o.
No, I don't care about conglom-o.
I care about...
You.
Son!
Dad!
Crowd: aw...
My son.
Make a lot of money?
Oh, dad.
Ha! That's my boy.
(Crowd cheering )
Oh, my boys, my boys.
Uncle ed, can we break the pinata now?
Ed: pinata? Sure.
(Gulping )
Announcer: hey, kids, stay tuned for the season premiere
Ofmeet the fatheads.
I wonder what kind of trouble
They'll get into this year.
(Blowing raspberries )
Quiet, you two, it's starting.
Oh, don't mind him, boys.
We're just so excited to have our sonny-boy back.
I cannot thank you enough.
It must have been very difficult.
Well, actually, it's quite a story.
You see...
Quiet, dear, it's starting.
That's it.
The bake sale is off.
(Audience applauding )
(Laughing )
Oh, great, here comes that disgusting neighbor of ours
Rolo.
Oh, hello, rolo, won't you come in?
Yes, thank you, mate.
Would you like some cheesecake, rolo?
Don't give him anything!
Why, thank you, I'd love some, mate.
Thank you.
It was delicious, mate.
Pineapples!
Oh, boy, when are we going to have pineapples, mate?
(Laughing )
Good night, hosers.
Hey.
I don't get it.
(Man laughing )
02x01 - I Have No Son
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Follows the life of an easily frightened immigrant wallaby named Rocko who encounters various dilemmas and situations regarding otherwise mundane aspects of life.
Follows the life of an easily frightened immigrant wallaby named Rocko who encounters various dilemmas and situations regarding otherwise mundane aspects of life.