Announcer:miracle city, a spicy cesspool of crime and villainy.
This is the story of manny rivera, better known as...
Manny: el tigre!
Son of the legendary hero...
White pantera: white pantera!
Grandson of the evil super-villain...
Puma loco: puma loco!
["El tigre" theme plays]
Crowd: el tigre!
[Sirens wailing]
[Cheering] el tigre!
[Roars]
[Roars]
Crowd: el tigre!
[♪...]
[Birds singing]
[expl*si*n]
Dag-gone villain.
You'll fear me.
I-ah fear no one in this town.
I am going to give you such a smack.
[Grunting]
[Screaming...]
Victory is-ah mine.
[Laughing]
[Laughing] [crying]
We gotta to do this more often.
[Cries]
Totally.
We have so much in common.
So... Play again?
No, I have a greater mission.
I hereby announce an announcement.
I got a secret, can I tell you?
We know each other's secret identities.
We can share anything.
Besides...
I have a secret too.
Bad monster!
No listening!
Go lie down.
I am in love with a girl.
[Gasps]
That's my secret too, who is it?
You first.no, you.
You. You.
You! You!
You...you...
Both at the same time, ok?
Uno, due, tre...
Frida suarez.frida suarez.
Her blue hair ignites-ah my soul.
Ah, if I could but gaze through her rosy-hued goggles of love.
You after my girl.
No, you are after mine.
You might as well-ah give up now.
Frida will melt at my charm.
And the cool accent.
I'm-ah suaveé.
No, my brains will melt her.
From math to science, my knowledge is encyclopedic.
[expl*si*n]
Both: frida will be mine.
Jinx.
Ow!
[Growling]
[Bell rings]
Frida: stupid geography test.
I likemyanswer for "what's the capital of france?"
Yeah, frenchie-town rocks.
Ah, my little-ah buttercup.
Fridita...
[Hissing and grunting]
[Gasping]
[Grunting]
[Gasping]
We should-ah be gentlemen.
We take-ah turns talking to frida.
Deal? Deal.
[Grunts]
Swine!
Ciao, bella.
I'm-ah hope I'm-ah no blocking your way
With-ah my manliness- ugh.
Ah, this complicated book is so easy for me to understand.
But not to lift- ugh.
Frida, I baked-ah you a soup-ah.
[Gags and coughs] my eyes...
Look, controlled fusion.
[expl*si*n]
[Frida grunts]
Partially-controlled.
Yippee-kay-yay.
I'm-ah gonna lasso your-ah love...
[Screams]
I'm-ah harm on myself.
You know what's going on here?
[Taunting] nerds like frida...
Dude, it's not funny.
[Laughing]
Ah, yeah, it is.
If I had-ah my siniestro suit, I would annihilate you.
Fool.
My guacamole monster will vanquish you forever!
[Gasps] look at...
"Oh, frida, you're so pretty.
You should be an action figure."
[Laughs] quit it.
What's-ah he say?
I don't know.
But it's obvious that frida...
Likes manny.
Both: I must crush him!
I will dispose of manny and make it look like an accident.
And once-ah he's-ah gone, I will make frida mine.
I will sweep her feet off-ah...
No, I will. No, me.
Me. Me.
Me, me, me!me, me, me!
[Roars]
[Manny screams]
[Manny grunts, crashing noises]
[El tigre roars]
[Slicing noises]
[Toilet flushes]
Snakey?
[Screaming]
[Manny screams and grunts]
[Laughing...]
[Manny grunts]
[expl*si*n and whooshing]
[Grunts] swine!
Whoa, rogue hoop.
Ha, too slow.
[Grunts] can't touch this.
[Slapping noises]
What's going on here?
The basketball thing, it fell over.
[Chuckles] -ah times.
[Grunts]
He's a wily one,sií?
[Laughs]
Ow.
[Roars]
[Screams]
Remind me never to complain about the stale tortilla chips again.
Dude, who have you cheesed off lately?
Let's see, uh, [mutters]... Everyone.
Well, whoever's after you sure is doing a lousy job.
Manny: [laughs], yeah, must be some total loser pin-head.
You dare... [Grunts]
Shh, you want-ah to blow up your coverings?
[Speaks indistinctly]
Look, neither of us are doing so good at-ah getting rid of manny.
Yes, and until he's gone, we'll never taste the sweet nectar of frida's love.
I like her boots.
Sergio, it is time to combine our powers
And create the most fearsome w*apon of all time.
[Laughs] oh, goodie, ah...
[Birds singing]
[Screaming...]
[Sergio laughs] this is-ah brilliant.
Frida will soon be mine.
Or mine.
She cannot resist my earth-shaking might.
[Speaks in siniestro's voice] manny rivera, we're callin' you out.
[In chipotle's voice] uh, we mean "I'mcalling you out."
This big robot-guacamole-cowboy, me, and I'm not being controlled by us, no.
Right...
Gosh, I cannot imagine who would be using a robot-guacamole-cowboy.
Gee, willikers.
Could it be señor siniestro and dr. Chimpanzee?
Chipotle!
Augh, manny.
Put her down, or face...
[Roars] el tigre.
Let me go, let me...
Ok, quit petting me.
[In siniestro's voice] we won't let you get hurt, little filly.
[Barks]
Whoa, I'm in baby-jail.
[Manny grunts]
Ooh, hot sauce.
[Laughs in chipotle's voice]
Oh, man, how do you fight dip?
[expl*si*n]
[Robot laughs]
[Manny grunts]
Now time to finish him...
Manny!
[Whistles]
Good puppies.
Stop.
If you guys want manny, you gotta deal with me first.
[Gasps]
They are-ah so close.
[Cries] frida can never be mine.
Or mine.
And if we can't have her...
No one will!
[Screams]
I said deal with me, not stomp on me.
[Frida screams]
Frida...
I'm coming.
[Grunts]
Ooh, smokey.
[Cheering]
Manny, that was awesome.
And now that you took care of siniestro and dr. Whatever, you ought to be safe.
Yep, totally safe.
[Grunts]
[Straining:] totally.
[Crickets chirping]
My heart, she is broken.
Yes.
Love is a foolish-ah thing.
We must never let it hogtie us again, hmm?
No more girls.
And no more frida.
Both: never!
Now if you'll excuse me, i, I need to be alone.
Of course.
[Moans]
Oh, frida, my be-goggled lady love.
Frida, blue-haired light of my life.
One day, you will be mine...
[♪...]
[School bell rings]
Manny:baile carnivale?
Both: first school dance.
This is gonna be awesome.
Imagine the wonders that await us.
Manny: indoor fireworks.
Frida: professional acrobats.
Manny: monster truck rally.
Both: jet packs!
[expl*si*n]
This dance will set our reputation for our entire school lives.
We gotta find awesome dates.
If we have cool dates, we'll be cool forever.
Wecouldgo with each other...
[Laughing]
Friend-date for our first dance, lame.
We need dates that command respect.
Ok, let's find mine.
What have I got to pick from?
Well, these guys all seem pretty... Available.
Frida: eh, too smelly.
Too pirate-y.
Too eyebrow-y.
Too canadian.
I'm in grade eight, eh.
[Someone clears their throat]
"Frida," a poem by sergio.
"Roses are red, cowboys are cool.
If you go to the dance with me, I will do all of your homework to the end of high school."
College.
Is deal.
Yee-ha-ha-ha...
I'm-ah got a date.
[Laughs hysterically]
A girl, a girl, a girl.
You can't go with him, he'll rub off on you.
No homework.
It's an offer I can't refuse.
Don't worry, I can fix him.
Hey, dance-date, come here.
I am yours to command.
Here is a list of bands, start liking them.
Yes, my blue-haired-ah queen.
Behold, project cool has begun.
So nowyou'redate, what are you looking for?
Someone cool?
Smart?
Crafts-y?
Someone... Bad.
Oh, yeah.
[♪...]
Crowd: ooh...
Person: manny's so bad.
Person: oh, wow.
[Screaming]
His eyes, they burn.
I am filled with both terror and admiration.
Oh, he's so scary.
Uh, I think those girls stopped going to school dances
After their third year in eighth grade.
That's cause they haven't met me.
What's up,señoritas?
[Rabbits squeak]
[Manny screams]
[Chomping noises]
I need a better plan.
[Burps]
Also, a paramedic.
Hello, my sweet.
I now love-ah all your loud rock and-ah roll bands.
♪ Frida, frida, frida-frida, yeah ♪
I write it myself.
Yeah...
Your next assignment is new clothes.
Go get exactly the opposite of what you're wearing now.
Sií.
Thank you for breathing in my direction [laughs].
I need help, frida.
From the most romantic ladies' man in all of miracle city.
Manny, I am honored.
That you would ask me where your grandpapi is.
He's in his room.
Thanks, dad.
Grandpapi, I can't show up for the most important night of my life alone.
Trouble with the womens, heh?
You gonna need grandpapi's secret love files.
Manny and frida: whoa...
I got just what you need, lies and trickies.
Let's see, what lie work best for you, um...
"Rich millionaire," "two weeks to live"...
"I love you" [laughs], "I love you."
Ah-ha.
We try "I too cool for you," never fails.
[Sighs]
Hey,tuú,sunglasses.
Yo, we're talking to you.
Girl: comin' through.
[Engine revs up]
[Girls laughing]
Ok, maybe the "sorry, my monkey stole your jewelry" thing.
Ok, jojo, get busy.
[Screams]
Girl: oh, so cute.
Maybe monkey want to play with our pets, eh?
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Chomping noises]
Uh, sorry about that, monkey.
The dance is tonight, what am I gonna do?
I can't go alone, I'll be an outcast, a loser, half a man.
Ai, this is serious.
Is time for ultimate w*apon.
Ancient, secret trick I learn from wise men in tibet.
Ooh...ooh...
[Laughs]
This trick is so good.
See you going to b*at fake monster in front of bad girls.
So they'll think I'm super-macho and want to go out with me.
The shanghai swap-a-doo.
Dude, we've pulled that six times this month.
You know swap-a-doo?
I paid good money for that secret.
I gonna get those wise mens.
Well, at least they throw in free monster costume.
Look, is dinosaur.
Arr, woof-woof.
I know, I know, but we're desperate.
Desperate, I tells you.
Uh, no,you'redesperate, I'm just supportive.
[Crickets chirping]
Welcome, very bad girls, to my tattoo party.
Where nothing fishy is going on.
We came to see inky pete, not to listen to your yap-yap.
Yes, inky pete, the famous tattoo artist, hot-rod customizer and felon.
Who I promised would be here.
[Laughs nervously]
[Whispers:] where the heck is grandpapi?
[Makes beeping noises]
Oh, what's that you say, inky pete?
You're on your way, and I should get them started?
Who's first?
Not to brag, but I draw pretty good fridas.
I can draw ponies.
You need-ah my protectings.
No, I need-ah you to be cool.
Now get a haircut.
I hear and obey.
So who wants a me tattoo?
[Crashing noise]
Grandpapi: I eh-stomp you good.
[Growls]
Woof-woof-woof.
Ai, a horrible dino-monster.
Who will save us?
Who will save him?
Grandpapi: woof.
Fear not, el tigre will save you from that dino-monst...
...ter.
[Screams]
You have excellent taste in womens, manny.
Nice try, meat-face.
You think we never seen a shanghai swap-a-doo before?
You insult our intelligence with this charade.
We smash now.
Uh, maybe we could talk this over.
Like, say, at the dance tonight?
If-ah frida don't want sergio's protectings
Maybe she wants señor siniestro's.
Is-ah that a dino-monster?
[Grunts]
El tigre.
Spoiling for a fight, eh?
What?
[Crashing noise]
Manny.
This is my chance to show those girls how macho I am for real.
Yay.
Yeah, he's gonna need a macho coach.
More spinny things, show your claws.
Frida: sneer, make a bicep, laugh at danger.
[Laughs]
Say something tough.
Stingray, nunchucks, trash compactor.
[Siniestro grunts]
Now stir the pot good.
Stir it, aw, yeah, bring it on home.
[Grunts]
Looking good.
Now the big finale.
[Siniestro screams...]
Bro...
[Sighs]
That was almost as fake as the dinosaur guy.
We're gone.
Let's go compact some trash.
[Laughs]
You know what?
Those girls aren't good enough for you.
I mean bad enough, well, you know what I mean.
Uh, well...
At least you... Have a date.
Sergio: frida, are you ok?
Did the loud noises frighten you?
You need-ah the mouth-to-mouth?
[Makes kissing noises]
[Sighs] project cool has failed.
You know, darn the luck
Turns out I can't go to the dance with you.
What?
Well, i, I have to take care of manny.
Look how bruised he is.
See? Ow.
See, see? Ow, ow...
I... See.
But somedayyouwill see...
The price of your betrayal.
[Laughs]
Ow, I sprain-ah my throat.
[Crickets chirping]
Ugh, I can't believe it.
A friend-date for our first dance.
I just hope they don't laugh us out of the gym
Beforethe monster trucks and the jet packs.
[♪...]
Man: ♪ one, two, three
[♪...]
Unbelievably lame.
Both: awesome.
This stink-fest makes a friend-date look cool.
Let's groove this thing.
[Cheers and screams]
Yeah.
[♪...]
Ai, sergio, your accent is so bad.
No more talking, not-frida girl.
Ooh...
Say some more mean stuff.
Sergio: someday, frida, you will be mine.
[♪...]
[Children cheering]
Sergio: I like her boots.
01x22 - Wrong and Dance/Love and w*r
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Set in the fictional crime-ridden Mexican-American metropolis of Miracle City, El Tigre follows the adventures of Manny Rivera, a 13-year-old boy with superpowers trying to choose between being good or evil.
Set in the fictional crime-ridden Mexican-American metropolis of Miracle City, El Tigre follows the adventures of Manny Rivera, a 13-year-old boy with superpowers trying to choose between being good or evil.