Announcer:miracle city,
A spicy cesspool of crime
And villainy.
This is the story of
Manny rivera,
Better known as...
[Manny roars]
Manny: el tigre!
Son of the legendary hero...
White pantera!
Grandson of the evil
Super-villain...
Puma loco.
["El tigre" theme plays...]
Crowd: el tigre!
[Sirens wailing]
[Cheering]
El tigre!
[♪...]
[Roaring]
[Roars]
Crowd: el tigre!
[♪...]
[School bell rings]
Frida: no, I can't hang out
With you.
Uh, I didn't say anything
About...
I don't have time.
Me and the atomic sombreros
Are playing in the battle of
The bands tomorrow morning.
I gotta write a new song,
The greatest song of all time.
This is just the first step.
I'll play on tv, I'll be huge.
People will get tattoos
Of my face on their faces.
I'll live my rock star dream.
I... Will... Have... Fans!
I see.
So want to go to the arcade?
Five minutes, tops.
Well, time to go home and write
That masterpiece.
Why is the sky so dark?
Manny: we were in there for
Five hours.
[Frida screams]
Don't worry, frida.
We'll get you home.
We'll stop for nothing.
[expl*si*n]
Not even that.
Man: help, please help!
[Alarm rings]
Oh-ho-ho, the agony!
Five minutes, tops.
Man: won't someone help?
Oh, please, I don't understand
Why...
Silence, flesh-bag.
All we want is miracle city's
Entire supply of platinum
And we will be on our way.
["El tigre" theme plays]
Ooh, oy, aye!
[Sirens wailing]
Curses.
Just when the precious platinum
Was within my grasp.
This isyour fault, el tigre.
Feel the sting of
Sartana's strings.
[Screams]
Sartana:bandidos, vámonos.
[Rats squeak and eat loudly]
Dude, awesome... Underpants.
Listen to me.
No one must ever know of this,
No one!
Got it.
Now I gotta write a song!
Ok, we could start with...
[Snores]
[♪...]
♪ Baby, baby, yeah.
[Cheering]
Man: and now,
The atomic sombreros.
[Feedback whines]
Frida: I'm here, come on,
Let's do it.
You finished the song?
No.
Blues riff in "b,"
Watch me for the changes,
And try to keep up.
♪ I was walking down
The street ♪
Audience: boo... [Hisses]
Frida, you can do it.
Think of your fans.
Think of the face-on-face
Tattoos.
Feel the sting of
Sartana's strings.
♪ She tossed el tigre
Like a salad ♪
♪ Sartana of the dead
♪ Listen to my sartana ballad,
Listen to me shred ♪
♪ She slashed him
And smashed him
And blasted his hair ♪
♪ She flipped him
And stripped him
To his underwear ♪
♪ Zebra donkey underwear
♪ Sartana crushed el tigre
Like a worm. ♪
[Cheering]
[Laughter]
[Farting noise]
Boy: there she is.
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Gasps]
Girl: sign my face.
Girl: I love you.
Whoa, sorry, dude.
Ah, it'll wash off.
"Won't wash off."
[Laughs weakly]
Song didn't bug you, right?
You're ok with it, right?
Well...
Thanks, dude,
You're the best, mwa.
Yeah.
[Crowd screams]
So the song was a little harsh.
So what?
This is frida's dream,
And she only sang it once,
Nobody's gonna remember it.
♪ She tossed el tigre
Like a salad ♪
♪ Sartana of the dead
♪ Listen to my sartana ballad,
Listen to me shred ♪
♪ She slashed him
And smashed him
And blasted his hair ♪
♪ She flipped him
And stripped him
To his underwear ♪
♪ Zebra donkey underwear
♪ Sartana crushed el tigre
Like a worm ♪
♪ Yeah.
[Cheering]
My dreams are finally
Coming true.
Except the one where my mom
Is a giant snail, only she's
Really a post office.
Yeah, that's really, uh,
Good.
Hey, do you think maybe people
Are getting sick of hearing
That same song?
[Gasps]
What are you trying to do,
Jinx me?
We're going on"caliente o
Basura" today, the whole
City'll be watching!
[Grunts]
Hola, "m" city.
I'm c.c. Puede, and it's time
To decide is it awesome
Or awful?
On"caliente o basura" tonight,
The atomic sombreros!
♪ Sartana crushed el tigre
Like a worm. ♪
That song was awesome!
Huh, minutes ago.
Yeah, that isso p.m.
Boo... [Hisses]
[Frida screams]
[Cheering]
Tough audience, huh?
You jinxed me!
What?
You totally trashed me,
And istill had your back.
Hey, I put your name
In an awesome hit song,
And what do you do?
You jinx me with your
Jinxy-winxy backstabbing jinx!
Uh-huh.
Call me when you remember
How to be a friend again.
Sartana: frida suarez.
[Whimpers]
I won't hurt you,
Little blue-haired child.
I like your song.
Your melody rings true.
Your fans were fools
To abandon you, fools.
Yeah.
Together, we can show them
The error of their ways.
Write another song about me
Humiliating el tigre,
And I will arrange the concert
Of your dreams.
Hmm, you don't have an evil
Ulterior motive, do you?
Uh, aye, heavens.
No.
[Cheering]
We're here live from
The prison graveyard for
The atomic sombreros
"Back from la muerte" show.
Sartana may be evil incarnate,
But she has put together
A kickin' concert!
My worst nightmare is on tv.
And it pre-empted wrestling!
[Cheering]
[♪...]
[Chomping noise]
[Sipping noise]
Let's do this.
[Cheering]
Frida: sartana, what-
Evil ulterior motive.
Thank you for coming, everyone.
You bought your ticket in.
Now miracle city must buy
Your ticket out.
[People scream]
Whoa, awesome concert!
Miracle city, give me all
Your platinum, or this audience
Will learn to appreciate
"Underground" music.
This is just what frida and
Her tigre-hating fans deserve.
[People scream]
I'm not gonna save 'em, no way,
Nunca, not a chance.
Help.
I'm allergic to zombies.
These are brand-new shoes!
Maybe I'll just save 'em
A little.
Sartana: I'd like to hear
Your new song,or I'd like to
Hear you scream.
I'll give you a song.
♪ Sartana of the dead
Has maggots in her head ♪
♪ And when el tigre gets here,
He'll slice her like rye bread ♪
♪ Ow.
[Gasps] you dare...
El tigre: now that's what
I call music.
["El tigre" theme plays...]
Bye, frides, the after-party
Is at rose's, if you live.
Time for the big finale.
[g*n-like cocking noise]
[Feedback whines]
[Growls]
It's too late, girl.
Nothing can save your fans now!
Manny, I'm sorry.
For being a selfish jerk
Who cared more about being
A rock star than she did about
Her best friend?
Uh, yeah, and for this.
[Screams]
Whew.
[Cheering]
Frida's goggles.
No!
You're ok.
And I'm not.
Yeah, i... [Gasps].
My goggles, no!
Haven't I paid enough for
My rock star jerkiness?
Uh, no.
[Screams and cries]
Yep, that'll do it.
[♪...]
[Crickets chirping]
This roof doesn't look
Too sturdy.
Ah, what you talking about?
It's fine.
[El tigre screams]
[Growling noises]
What do we got here,
Partners?
It's el tigre and puma loco,
Man, you deaf in the eyes
Or something?
Oso, dr. Chipotle senior
Suggests you get rid of
This hideous creature.
Creature?
Him my twin brother,
El osito.
[Bleats]
We exactly alike, man.
Let's get to what we
Came for.
Yes, is time...
To sign up for the super-villain
Grand prix.
Puma loco, this illegal
Street race is for
Villains only.
Are you saying I am
No villain, voltura?
Not you, the boy.
[Clucks]
He more like a hero
Than a villain, lately.
Me?
Ha!
Would a hero do this?
A wet willy?
[Gasps]
Dr. Chipotle senior
Still feels that el tigre
Should be disqualified!
But I gotta be in the race.
Me and grandpapi always
Do it together.
This maybe got something
To do with me and tigre win
The race every year?
Uh, no, uh...
Well, if he no race,
I no race.
I stand by my grandson.
Good, because this year's
Prize is $ gazillion.
Don't let the door hit you
On the way out.
[El tigre screams]
[Grunts] no!
This is about more than money.
[Gasps]
This about family tradition.
We can make a deal.
[El tigre screams]
You let manny race...
[Crashing noise]
And if we no win, eh, uh...
Then the riveras will leave
Miracle city forever.
All: deal!
[Gulps]
Puma loco: leave miracle
City?
I was going to say we wash
Their cars for a month.
I don't know what happened,
I just got caught up in
The moment and...
We really gotta win this race!
Oh, we going to win.
Checkingthis out.
The rivera-mobile!
Whoa.
And I got us the best
Mechanic churros can buy.
Dude, this car's all full of,
Like, parts and junk.
Frida, you don't know
Anything about cars.
It's ok, I got
Two assistants.
[Chomping noise]
Donkey: hee-haw.
Eeh... Yeah.
How am I gonna tell dad
That if we lose...
If we lose, what?
[Screams]
[Stammers]
If we lose, uh, a minute before
We tell you... How tall you are.
Then, uh, we be sad.
Ah, of course.
As you all know, I have tried
To bust the super-villain
Grand prix for years now.
Has anyone heard when
It might be happening again?
Not me.
I know nothing.
Wait, how tall is he?
Be on the lookout.
This year, I will stop the race.
This I swear!
Ha, my boy, he pretty,
But he's not so bright.
[Alarm beeps]
Maybe they all forfeited.
Then we won't have to leave
Miracle city and...
We gonna roll right over
You, mans.
[Horse neighs]
[Clucks]
[Tires squeal]
Vroom, vroom, man.
[Engine stalls and kicks]
El tigre/puma loco: frida!
[Grunts]
Ah!
All right, which idiot left
A churro in the- wait,
This one's mine.
We still in the race, manny.
Flock of fury, dead ahead.
Egg!
Egg in the hole!
They get away.
Gotcha, turkey-lady, man.
My friends can't waits to
See them.
Bandidos...
att*ck.
Why nobody tells me
Company is coming?
I would have made coffee.
[Phone rings]
Is rodolfo.
Eh, hello?
Papi, the race is happening.
Have you seen manny?
I need him right now
To help me find it.
Uh, have no see him.
[Makes static-like noise]
Here at the [static] beach.
Uh, bad [static] connection,
Ooh, starfish, bye.
Ooh.
It's like the villains
Are working together to
Make sure we lose.
Imposible, villains don't
Know the meaning of the word
"Teamwork."
Or "eggplant."
Do they know the meaning
Of the word "I'm gonna kick
Your butt"?
Chipotle: let go, let go,
Let go, let go, let go!
Swine!
Ha, all right, we're gonna...
Stop the car!
What, what, what is it?
Oil leak, flat tire,
We going to explode?
Let's just say
It's important.
[Toilet flushes]
Anybody else have to go?
No way they catch up now,
Mans.
And we defeated them
By using team, uh, team,
What's the word?
Eggplant?
Now that the riveras
Ain't a-gonna win, somebody's
Got to get that $ gazillion,
And that somebody's a-gonna
Be me.
Adios, buckaroos.
[Groans]
[Snores]
[Villain laughs]
[Buzzer sounds
The bridge is out, but we're
Not going fast enough
To jump it.
Frida, we have to make it,
Everything's riding on this.
I know, I know.
Now which button...
Frida!
Trying!
[Heart beats]
[Screams]
[Heartbeat increases]
[Parrot speaks indistinctly]
Stop the car!
No time for donkey potty!
Not that, that!
[Roars]
Yee-ha-ha-ha!
$ Gazillion and el tigre
A-leaving a-town are all
Within my grasps.
[Train whistle toots]
[Roars]
Ok, didn't see that coming.
Frida: yeah, all right!
[Puma loco laughs]
Almost there.
[Engine sputters out]
Don't worry, dudes.
I know just the button to push
This time.
Man: ♪ hey, yeah...
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
What, you don't like
Slow jams?
Even if we survive getting
Digested by this alligator,
We have to leave miracle city
Forever.
I really messed up big
This time, grandpapi.
Manny, when you're right,
You're right.
[Creaking noise]
Ah-ha, at last, i...
[Gasps]
Manny!
In a racecar!
In an alligator?
What's going on here?
Tell me everything.
The villains wouldn't let us
Be in the bet, so I made a bet
That I know I shouldn't have,
But it was really important,
So then i...
Ok, not everything.
If we don't cross that
Finish line first, the riveras
Have to leave miracle city
Forever.
[Train whistle toots]
[Sighs]
Dad.
I can't believe he left us.
Ornery, flea-bitten
Coyotes.
[White pantera grunts]
Victory is muh...
Oh, sh**t.
Puma loco: yeah!
[Laughs]
[El tigre and frida cheer]
Good-night, sweet prince,
And flights of- hey, a quarter.
We did it, grandpapi.
We don't have to leave
Miracle city.
Yes, and family tradition...
[Screams]
Hello, monies.
[Screams]
Uh-oh, you got the "I'm going to
Take the monies away" look.
This should cover the damage
To the city.
What damage?
[People screaming]
I'm sorry, dad.
I know I shouldn't have
Made that bet or entered
An illegal race or lied to you.
That's nice.
Did you see?
I finally stopped the race
After all these years!
I did it.
♪ Who thehombre,
Who thehombre? ♪
It isi who am thehombre.
And as for you two, I have
A word of advice, run.
Run?
El tigre: run!
[Alligator roars]
["El tigre" theme plays...]
[Children cheering]
El tigre: we're free!
01x11 - The Ballad of Frida Suarez/Fool Speed Ahead
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Set in the fictional crime-ridden Mexican-American metropolis of Miracle City, El Tigre follows the adventures of Manny Rivera, a 13-year-old boy with superpowers trying to choose between being good or evil.
Set in the fictional crime-ridden Mexican-American metropolis of Miracle City, El Tigre follows the adventures of Manny Rivera, a 13-year-old boy with superpowers trying to choose between being good or evil.