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03x11 & 03x12 - The Big Blow Up

Posted: 12/10/23 07:19
by bunniefuu
♪ Pow pikka tikki tikki
mikki mikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikka wow ♪

♪ pow pikka tikki tikki
mikki mikki wow ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

All right!

This footage will be great
for our chalkumentary.

Rudy: Give me
the camera, snap!

I, Rudy tabootie,
protector of chalkzone,

have ventured into
the forbidden zone of

the mumbo jumbo jungle
on a special quest.

Mwah ha ha ha ha!

The forbidden zone!

Somewhere up ahead lies

the ancient temple of
king mumbo jumbo himself.

According to legend,
the temple contains secrets--

secrets that I am
determined to uncover.

Accompanying me are
my trusty fellow explorers

snap and penny Sanchez.

The forbidden zone?

You didn't say
we were coming into
any forbidden zone, Rudy.

Yeah, well, we
wanted your help
on this chalkumentary,

and we knew you
wouldn't come if we--

[excited chatter]

[Excited chatter continues]

Hey, wait!
Where are you going?

Why are they leaving?

Oh, look!

Oh, they're just scared
of that turtle totem.

Guess all that stuff
biclops said about staying
away from here got to 'em.

Wait now. Biclops said
to stay away from here?

Yes. That's why
the lollypoppians have
been so nervous all day.

Well, then, why--

because he's not
the protector of chalkzone.

All of chalkzone
relies on me for
protection from danger,

known and unknown.

Now, follow me!

[Whirring]

Wow!

But, Rudy, if
it's forbidden...

Oh!

[Saw whirring]

Rudy: I am cutting
through the jungle

into the heart of
the forbidden zone--

a place that
no one has visited
for over 300 years.

Penny: Maybe we
should just keep it
that way, Rudy.

Snap: Hey, there,
hey, there, penny!

Do you mind?
We're trying to make
a chalkumentary here.

Ah, don't worry, penny.

Nothing can go wrong
as long as I've got
the chalk--

[loud whirring]

Who-o-oa!

Oh!

[Crash]

Ugh!

Oh! Uh!
[Breathing hard]

[Door rumbles]

Whew! Wow!

The legendary temple
of king mumbo jumbo.

Maybe the secret
of king mumbo jumbo
is under here?

[Buzzing]

Ouch! Get out!
Get away!

Ouch!
Get back! Get on!

[Buzzing]

Oh, what the heck
was that all about?

Snap and penny: Rudy!

Are you ok?

Speak to us, bucko!

Um, yeah, I'm fine.

I'm in here.
Come look!

Snap: Wow! This place
is amazatudiness!

Look, a giant
tortoise shell!

Hello? Anybody home?

I wonder what
those shapes mean.

Some kind of
ancient language?

And look at
that creepy crawler!

[Snoring]

Care for another razzleberry
smoothie, my sweet?

[Eerie buzzing]

[Loud squeaking]

Hmm, the crickets are
rather loud tonight.

[Loud buzzing]

Ouch!

Oh! Oh, what
a horrible dream!

And I was having such
a nice dream a minute ago.

What's this?

Oh! Uh-oh! Oh!

Ah! Oh, noooo!

Hey, check
this out!

[Playing discordant notes]

Ow! Oh, that's
a sound only
a dog could love.

Biclops:
Rudy tabootie!

That's biclops!
Uh-oh!

Busted!

[Biclops screaming]

[Lollypoppians chattering]

Kids: Great gumballs!

What's happened
to biclops?

Ugh! Oh!

Rudy tabootie,
this is terrible.

I have contracted
balloonemia!

All: Balloonemia?

Yes. Balloonemia was
a terrible plague

that ravaged chalkzone
long ago.

You don't come down
with balloonemia.

You go up with it.

Balloonemiacs
inflate and inflate

until they can
inflate no more.

Uh, what happens
when you can't
inflate anymore?

[Pop, pop, pop]

All: Ew!

So what spreads
this balloonemia,
biclops?

And how do we stop it?

That I cannot tell you.

The last balloonemia
epidemic happened

long before my time.

[Squeaking]

[Screaming]

Just when I thought life
couldn't get any worse!

Whoa! Ho ho ho ho!

This is not cool!

Whoa! Hey, my label says
do not overinflate.

[Buzzing]

Whee! This is fun!
Ha ha ha!

Oy kaloy,
the disease is
spreadin'.

You must find a cure
for balloonemia, and soon!

How? If you don't
know how it's spread

and what cures it,
who does?

Our only hope
is the elusive
encyclocentipedia.

His segmented body parts
contain the entire history
of chalkzone.

All: There's a creature
that knows the entire
history of chalkzone?

How come you
never told us about

this encyclocenta
whatever before?

It has been ages since
anyone has laid eyes on
the encyclocentipedia.

He is a recluse,
a hermit who refuses

to share his knowledge
with anyone.

And he lives
in the most fearsome
place in chalkzone,

Barney's
impenetrable forest

oh, baby!

Oh, now,
this is just great!

I've got a show
to do tonight.

Queenie!

That's not the big time
I imagined for you.

Oh! Hurry,
Rudy tabootie!

You must penetrate
the impenetrable forest

and find
the encyclocentipedia

or everyone
in chalkzone will...

I don't want to
hear the end of
that sentence.

Come on!

Penny: This must be
the place.

Snap: Well, looks
pretty impenetrable
to me.

There's got
to be a way in.

Good chalking,
bucko!

[Slam]

Maybe we can cut
our way through.

[Saw buzzing]

Oh!

Strange weather
we're having,
ain't it?

Oh, wow! It really
is impenetrable.

But we know that
somebody lives inside.

They would need
room to move,

so the forest must
thin out farther in.

Right,
we'll climb up...

And go across
the treetops.

[Groaning]

We made it!

[Breathing hard]
Yeah.

Whew! Now what?

Ha, it holds.

Here's me, Rudy tabootie,
protector of chalkzone,

making my way along
the top of Barney's
impenetrable forest.

I believe that
the forest will thin out
ahead, so we can--

aah!

[Screams]

Snap: Ooh! Ow! Ow!

That smarts!
Ow, ooh, ow...

My theory has been
proven correct.

Aah!

Aah!

Both: Ow, ugh, ow...

[Penny and Rudy screaming]

[Breathing hard]
Whew!

Everybody ok?

Well, looks like
I have succeeded

in getting us into
the impenetrable forest.

According to biclops,
we're the first people

to get inside here
in hundreds of years.

Ha! Well, I think
that calls for
a commemoration.

[All screaming]

[Growling]

[Roaring]

What is that thing?

It's a goola monster.

How do you know that?

Because it keeps saying,
"goola, goola."

Goola, goola,
goola!

[Screaming]

[Monster roaring]

Goola! Goola!

Goola! Goola!

Goola!

The goola's
gaining on us!

Penny:
We'd better
split up.

Rudy: Right!

Help!

[Breathing hard]
This is unacceptable.

"Split up," she says.
Rudy, you've got
to draw something!

Hey, draw!

What about me?

You'll never catch me
if your hands are full.

[Monster growling]

[Penny and snap scream]

No!

[Monster roars]
Goola!

Goola!

Ugh! I forgot
to draw the arrow.

[Monster roaring]

Biclops:
Help us! Help!

[Everybody screaming]

Biclops:
Rudy tabootie, help us!

[Monster growling]
Goola, goola!

[Roars]

Goola!

Penny and snap:
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Yuck! Penny,
I found something
hard to stand on.

That's my face!
Sorry!

[Roars]

Goola! Goola!

Good heavens!

It's
the encyclocentipedia.

Go away! Whatever
you're peddling,
I don't want any.

[Monster growling]

[Rudy panting]

Wait, wait!
Stop, please!

Unh! The goola monster
has swallowed my friends.

You must help us!

Unh! Aah!

Oh, I must, must I?

It's getting very
"musty" in here
all of a sudden.

"Please, Barney,
you must help us!"

[Rudy screaming]

"We must know this,
we must know that."

Once it gets started,
there's no end to it.

Why do you think I came
to live in a cave

in the heart of this
impenetrable forest?

Whoa!

But it isn't
impenetrable.

We penetrated it.

Yeah, well,
Barney's nearly
impenetrable forest

doesn't have the same
ring to it, now, does it?

I refuse to help you.
I must be on my way.

[Rudy screams]

It always backfires,
you know,

providing information.

I know from
painful experience.

Knowledge is power,
power is pain.

If you don't understand,
I won't try to explain.

What the--oh!

Ah, now I know
who you are.

You're tabootie.
You played a trick
like this

on that cy-clops fellow
a few years back,
didn't you?

Cy-clops:
Self-proclaimed guardian
of magic chalk mine.

Later to become biclops
after young creator
Rudy tabootie

drew him a second eye.

Wow, you do have
the whole history
of chalkzone

stored inside you.

No, I don't.
Yes, you do.

What makes you
think so?
I just saw it.

Could be
an optical illusion.

In any case, that's
all you're going to see,

so scurry along now.
Whoa, what are you doing?

A b c,
d e f...

G: For
goola monster.

[Goola monster
growling outside]

The info about
how to stop that beast
is in here, right?

I have no idea what you--
oh! Ah, oh! Stop that!

Uh, ah! You can't!

I must rescue
my friends.

You have no right.
You can't just--

aha!

A lot of good
that will do you.

There must be over
3,000 entries in that--

uh, ah! Hee hee!
Oh, oh, ah!

No, wait! Uh, ah!

All right!
All right, all right!

I'll help you.
Just stop poking me.

Ok, ahem.
Goola monster:

Found only in Barney's
impenetrable forest.

Blah, blah, blah.
Quick acting
digestive system

dissolves victims
within 15 minutes.
Blah, blah, blah.

What?

[Goola monster growling]

Hurry!

All right.

The goola monster has
only one major weakness.

Weakness?
What weakness?

[Growling]

Penny: Help!

Rudy!

Uh, penny, I feel
kind of tingly all over.

Me, too.

Do you think
we're in love?

No! It's probably just
the goola monster's

digestive enzymes
breaking us down.

Oh, yeah,
my thoughts exactly.

Aaah!
Aaah!

You sure
this will work?

Oh, yes. My information
is always top drawer.

I say, do you think
you could cut me down now?

After I take care of
the goola monster.

Yes, of course.
You're a sharp lad.

All right, here goes!

[Rudy screaming]

[Goola monster laughing]

[Goola monster laughing]

[Penny and snap screaming]

[Penny screaming]

[Goola monster laughing]

[Snap screaming]

Oh, nice chalking,
bucko.

[Laughing]

How did you know
the goola monster
was so ticklish?

I found out from Barney,
the encyclocentipedia.

Snap: Barney?
Penny: The
encyclocentipedia?

You actually
found him? Where?

Right here
in his cushy cave.

Oh, no, he's gone!

He didn't go out
that way.

Come on! He must
have come out here.

Barney!

Barney!

Rudy: Barney!

Um, a long leggy guy,
lots of body parts?

Yes.

I think
he's headed north.

Ah, must get away!

Cursed musty
information seekers.

Give them an inch worm

and they'll take
a millipede.

Must find
a new hiding place.

[Ding]

Excuse us!

Oh! You again.
I helped you once.

Yes. We were hoping
that now you could
help us with--

see? Didn't I tell you?
There's no end to
this helping

once you start.
But--

no, no. Knowledge is
power, power is pain.

If you don't understand,
I won't try to explain.

[Ding]

But--

oh! Leave me alone!

Rudy: But this is
a life and death
emergency!

Yes, so was the last one,
I seem to recall.

You attract life
and death emergencies,
don't you, lad?

Maybe, but this is
an ultimate emergency.

Good gracious!
What are you doing?

And you are
the only one
who can help us.

Ooh!

Look, look!

[Screaming]

Oh, my goodness!
It's happening again.

What do you mean,
happening again?

I was witness to
the great balloonemia
epidemic in the olden times.

I watched hundreds of
chalk citizens go up
with the disease.

One by one,
they were bitten by
the inflatermaus swarm.

Kids:
The inflatermaus swarm?

Yes, a swarm of tiny
vicious red bats

with sharp,
pointy teeth

that bite and bite.

And the venom
they inject

causes their victims
to inflate.

But how could
the disease
have resurfaced?

The bats were sealed
away in the temple
in the forbidden--

no! No, no,
no, no!

Rudy, what's
the matter?

What are you
beating yourself
up for, bucko?

I released a swarm
of tiny red bats

from king mumbo
jumbo's temple.

You released
the swarm...

Of tiny
red bats...

From king
mumbo jumbo's
temple?

Oh, Rudy!

Why didn't you
tell us?

Was there a giant
tortoise in the temple?

No, just an empty
tortoise shell.

Oh, yes, the empty shell
of my best friend,
king mumbo jumbo.

It was I who sent him
into that temple,

and it was I
and my wealth
of knowledge

that gave him
the information

which ultimately
lured him
to his doom.

Hold up there, pal.
I'm not getting this.

King mumbo jumbo
was a big turtle?

Tortoise.

Both: And you lured him
to his doom?

Yes! I told him
how to get rid of
the red bats.

And by following
my instructions,

he sealed himself away
in that tomb forever.

[Sobbing]

How could I
have done it? How?

Hey, there, Barney,
don't cry.

What you need to do now
is tell us how to get
rid of the red bats.

Yeah. That way
you can redeem yourself.

Rudy can redeem himself--

deep voice:
♪ oh, dear, I am so famished ♪

♪ I'd love a nice, fat,
juicy worm ♪

♪ oh, dear,
I am so famished ♪

♪ I'd love a worm
both fat and firm ♪

♪ I see an extra juicy worm... ♪

Which body part
do we look in?

Is it "b"
for balloonemia?

Or "e"
for epidemics?

Neither. Both.
I don't know.

Why not just try
"t" for tragedy.

Hey, hey, hey!
What kind of
attitude is that?

We need you to--

ruuun! Run!

You need me to run?

[Screams]

♪ Oh, praise! My prayers
have been answered ♪

What's t-that?

It's the praying
mantis.

Yeah, well, ha ha!
I think today
he's preying on you.

Get it? Preying?
Ha ha!

♪ Oh, praise, my prayers
have been answered ♪

♪ I offer thanks
for this plump, firm... ♪

♪ Worm! ♪

[Grunting]

Away! No!

Rudy!

You've got to
draw something!

I'm way ahead of you.

Good chalking,
bucko!

Ok, 1, 2, 3,
pull!

[Screaming]

Oh, no! Oh, dear.
This is unheard of.

[Screeching]

I've never
done this before,
but I have no choice.

Good-bye!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

[Screeching]

[Gulps]

Snap, voice-over:
Here's the great
protect-iator of chalkzone,

Rudy tabootie,

in the heart of Barney's
impenetrable forest.

Things are looking
pretty bleak for Rudy right now.

The encyclocentipedia,

which was our only hope
of curing balloonemia,

has completely
fallen apart.

[Gasps]

And now it looks
as if Rudy is falling
apart as well!

Give me that thing!

Praying mantis:
♪ I will have to find
another dinner ♪

♪ mine fell all to pieces ♪

You know,
coming apart must be
Barney's defense

against being eaten,

the way a lizard
loses its tail or a--

but a lizard's tail
can grow back!

What good is
a defense if you--

ok, ok.

Let's not panic.

We'll just have
to round up all
those Barney parts

and hook them
back together.

And then we'll find out
how to stop this disease.

It can be done!

Where there's a chalk,
there's a way.

Yeah.
Uh-huh.

All right.

See? There's 3 of them
down by that stream.

And there are
some Barney parts
heading for that lake.

Snap: Oh, yeah, and
there's some more

up in that grove
of big trees.

But where's Barney's head?

We have to find his head
if we're going to--

Barney:
Ambidextrous
dementia!

Barney!

You poor thing!

You ok?

Are you all right?

Me? I'm industrial strength.

And you?

We're fine.

We're about to go
and round up
your Barney pods.

Round up
my Barney pods?

Have you been
seeing horseshoes?

Uh...no.

Well,
of course not,

with globes
like these on
the veranda.

Give them back!

Oh, dear,
the world's gone
all to pudding.

Hey!

Say, what's your
problem, pal?

I'm overweight.

Underweight?

Undershirt?
Under water?

Under distress?
Underdressed?

Under slept?

Under secretary
of the interior.

Underpants!

Oy kaloy!

Pants!

[Panting]

I think without
his Barney pods
Barney is...

A babbling moron!

[Sniffing]

All right, I'll take
Barney with me
down to the castle.

We can stay in touch
with these.

I'll head
for the lake.

Big tree country,
here I come.

Over and out.
10-4, good buddy.

Smokey's on the trail.

Let's go, Barney.

Let's go Barney!
Let's go Barney!

Let's go!

Of course,
you've never even

dipped your nose
in monkey sweat,
let alone--

[crash]

Barney,
stay on the trail.

"On the trail"
by Jack backpack,

the stirring saga
of--

[mumbling]

Hey, get over here, you!

♪ Bye ♪

♪ whoa ♪
♪ buh ♪

♪ uh ♪
♪ sigh ♪

♪ buh ♪
♪ buh ♪

♪ yeah ♪
♪ ahh ♪

♪ diddle-ahh ♪

That was weird.

Where'd that Barney pod go?

There you are.

Hold still!

[Laughing]

We have to get you
back together!

Aah!

Oh, joy.

Oh, jolly jubilation.

Kaloo kalay
and limpid
liberation!

Ask me anything
about the letters
"j," "k," and "l."

Later, Jake.

Right now I want
to put you back together.

Whoops.

♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪

♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

I have a bad feeling
about this place.

If I can just--
ah, yes.

Here we are.

Keyboard chasm.

Ah, yes, this singing
musical instrument

casts a hypnotic spell
over anyone who plays it.

Hypnotic spell!

Oh, no!

I say! Rudy!

[Trees singing doo-wop]

Rudy: Must...Keep...
Ha ha ha...

Playing...ha ha ha.

Can't...ha ha ha...
Stop.

Oh, dear,
dear, dear.

[Singing continues]

Fascinating.

The Barney pods appear
to have resting habits

similar to those
of real world aquatic birds.

Now, if I can just...

Oh!

Even more fascinating.

These numbers
seem to be able
to hold weight.

Maybe if I can...

Whoa!

Huh. This is like
taking a math bath.

Oh, please come back.

Here, Barney parts!

Here, Barney parts!

Oh!

Say...

Fascinating.

And useful!

Come here,
little fella.

Whoa!

I need something
more stable.

This plus this
divided by this

equals this minus this
plus this...

Those pods
are somewhere up there.

Oh, how am I ever
going to get up there?

[Ding]
Huh?

Coolio!
A ride to the sky!

Voice: Which floor,
sir?

What? Who said that?

Down here, sir.

Oh, sorry.
Didn't see you there, huh?

Yeah, well,
no one ever does.

What floor, sir?

Um, the top, I guess.

Very well, sir.

Just a moment.

Which floor, sir?

[Mumbles]

I'm sorry?

[Mumbles]

Look, I can't
understand you.

13, please.

[Ding]

Aah!

You sure meet
a lot of nuts
in this forest.

[Dinging]

[Ding]

Hi-i-i-ya!

[Crash]

Gotcha!

Aah!

[Stutters]

Well, begorra!
It appears the o'possum
family of Dublin

has a new Barney pod
opponent

to go with our new
Barney pods.

Aah!

Oh, yes?

Well, these Barney pods

are part of a very important
rescue outfit.

So if you don't mind,
I'll just...

[Possums laughing]

So you want to take
our Barney pods,
eh, buddy boy?

O'possum family of Dublin,

what do you say
we give them to him?

Well, thank you.
That sure would be a big--

help!

[Crash]

You'll have to be
a more artful dodger
than that

to beat
the o'possums
of Dublin.

Yes, I can see that.

Best 2 out of 3?

[Grunting]

[Trees harmonizing]

Wonder what that is.

Oh, well.

Come on.

Pull!

And pull! And pull!

Pull!

Oh, no. We're stuck.

Rudy? Rudy, are you there?

I need your help.

Come in, please!

Rudy:
♪ I'm an artist
who's the smartest ♪

♪ and I've got nothing
weighing on my mind ♪

Rudy?

Penny:
Rudy? Come in.

I need your help.

[Trees harmonizing]

Rudy?
Hello?

Barney?

Ah, penny!

I've just reattached
my "p," "q", "r"
section,

so I know all about you.

You're Rudy's friend,

you're a math
and science whiz, and--

I know who I am,
thank you.

I need to talk
to Rudy!

Where's Rudy?

Barney: I'm afraid
Rudy's unavailable
right now.

He's playing
the keyboard chasm
pipe organ,

which puts the player
in a magical trance,
don't you know?

♪ I'm relaxin'
with my action ♪

♪ there is nothing
that I need to find ♪

♪ nothing that I need ♪

♪ there's nothing
I need to do ♪
♪ whoa ♪

♪ nothing
I need to find ♪
♪ yeah ♪

♪ I'm not on
a mission ♪

♪ I'll just let
my time unwind ♪

♪ I'm an artist
who's the smartest ♪

♪ there is nothing
that I need to find ♪

Oy kaloy!

Snap?
Snap, are you there?

Snap,
can you hear me?

Rudy's in some kind
of trouble.

Snap: Aah!

Is that all
the o'possum family
of Dublin's got?

I thought you guys
were tough.

Come on, daddy!

Let us take
this blue guy apart!

He's got our
Barney pods.

No, no.

The o'possum family of Dublin
always plays fair.

I'm going to knock this guy
into the middle of next year...

Fair and square.

[Gulp]

[Possums laughing]

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Whoa!

Aah!

Snap: Hiya, queenie!

Aah!

Aah!

Snap?

Come in, snap.

Aah!

Aah!

[Trees harmonizing,
Rudy singing]

[Snap screaming]

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

♪ On my mind... ♪

[Snap screaming]

Penny: Rudy!
Snap: Rudy!

Rudy!

Penny! Snap!

Barney,
we have to go faster.

Go faster?

Are you mad?

We have to catch up
to the others.

Kick! Kick your legs!

Knowledge is power.

Power is pain.

If you don't understand,
I will--whoa!

Snap, climb up here.

Rudy, look!

Everybody, duck!

[Screaming]

Oh, my,
"v", "w", "x."

That's
out of order.

That should be
next to last.

We'll rearrange them
later!

Snap: Better hurry, bucko!

It's turning into
a mighty tight squeeze!

Both: Hurry! Hurry!

[Screaming]

Snap:
Way to go, Rudy.

Penny: Excellent
conclusion.

Rudy:
Ok, let's swim for shore

and get your parts hooked up
in the right order.

You read my mind.

[Barney panting]

Barney, why aren't
you taking us
to the river's edge?

I'm trying.

I'm trying.

Rudy: Oh, my gosh!

It's a whirlpool!

Snap: Oh, no!

Looks like we're
going down the drain!

Penny: What is this?
What's happening?

Barney:
It's the drain of doom!

Anything that
gets caught in it

is carried into
the bowels of chalkzone!

Oh, well,
you see here,

I have a policy
against going into
the bowels of anything!

Rudy, you've got
to draw something!

I could draw wings
on you, Barney,

but they'd
be permanently
attached.

Do you mind
if I change you forever?

Barney: Hmm.
Quite a conundrum.

Do I want to go
into the bowels of chalkzone

or have wings?

It's a tough choice.

Bowels, wings.

Bowels, wings.

Rudy and penny: Come on!

Barney: All right.

I'll take the wings.

Rudy: Flap your wings!

Penny: Fly! Fly!

Barney: Oh, yes.
Of course.

[Cheering]

Barney: Oh, my,
my, my.

These wings
really give me
a lift.

What on earth
was I doing in that cave
all these years?

I don't know,
but right now we've got
a lot of work to do.

Yes, those balloonemiacs
are getting bigger
by the minute.

Well, we better
get to work

figuring out
how to save them.

That's the spirit!

You said it!

Snap: I knew
you'd come around, pal!

Now just attach
"v", "w", "x"
to "s", "t", "u".

And "y", "z"
to "v", "w", "x".

All right,
and that should
do it.

Oh, yes!

I feel so alphabetical!

Ok, buh-buh--
balloonemia!

Yes, let's see.

Balloonemia: An ancient
chalkzone disease.

For more information see:
Ancient chalkzone diseases.

Mm-hmm. How tedious.

All right then,
ancient chalkzone diseases.

Anklephobia: An overpowering
fear of ankles.

No.

Baboonemia. No, no.

Here we are!

Balloonemia: An epidemic
caused by the bite

of the inflatermaus,
or tiny red bat.

Yes, we know all that.

Could you move this
along now, Barney?

Yes, yes, yes.
Sorry.

Of course. Yes.

Balloonemia, solution to:
See epidemics, control of.

Oh, come on!

Queen rapsheeba's
almost maxed out.

Hurry!

Ah! Pay dirt!

Balloonemia:
An epidemic brought
under control

when king mumbo jumbo--

oh, my dear,
dear friend--

played a special
gold flute

that calmed
the bellicose bats--

that must be
the flute I found
in the temple.

Allowing the king
to seal himself

and the inflatermaus swarm
into his forbidden temple.

[Sobs]

That tells us
how to get rid of the bats,

but what about
curing the people
who are already bitten?

"No cure was ever found."

No cure.

[Sobbing]

Yeah, well,
that was then.

This is now.

This is Rudy tabootie,

you know, the boy
who re-released the dread
inflatermaus swarm

into chalkzone.

Well, I'm getting ready

to seal those bats
back in their tomb

and then invent a cure
for balloonemia.

But, Rudy...

[Bats shrieking]

It's them--
the inflatermaus swarm.

And it sounds like
they're heading this way.

Snap and I
are made of chalk.

They're coming
for us.

We must flee?

Flee, right.

Good idea.

I'll go to the temple
and get that flute.

I'll stay here
and distract the swarm.

[Playing flute]

Um, hey, swarm!

Over here, swarm!

Come and get me!

[Shrieking]

[Penny screams]

Stop it!

No, no, no!

Penny!

Rudy, you must hurry.

The bats have taken off
after Barney and snap.

Rudy, I seem to have gone up
with a touch of balloonemia.

[Crunch]

[Snap shouts]

Whoa!

Bucko, they got me!

[Laughing]

Penny, I think
you're going to
have to--ow!

Oh! Ow! Ow!

No! Get back!

You're...going...to...

Have to...Seal me...

In the temple.

But, Rudy, you might
be sealed away forever,

just like
king mumbo jumbo.

It...has...
To be done.

And I have to do it.

Oh.

[Crying]

Good-bye, Rudy.

Rudy, voice-over:
Here's the great
protector of chalkzone

stuck inside a temple
playing a flute
for a bunch of bats.

If I stop playing...

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Stop!

I'll be eaten alive.

Guess I had this coming.

I was more interested
in the privileges

of being the protector
of chalkzone

than I was in actually
protecting anything.

Why don't you
take a break

and let me play
the flute for awhile?

Sure.
Be my guest.

Huh?

Are you who
I think you are?

King...mumbo...jumbo.

At your service.

But how?

Here. I've been
in hibernation
for 300 years.

Waiting for a chalk wielder
to come along.

I've heard
that tortoises hibernate.

I bet your shell
is what protected you
from the bats.

Play! Play!

Perhaps we could continue
this conversation
outside the temple.

Good idea.

I'll turn
these inflatermauses

into a museum exhibit.

Ok, king,
toss the flute to me.

Ah! Very clever.

[Penny gasps]

Rudy!

Oh, you're all right!

Penny, I'd like you to meet
king mumbo jumbo.

Come on, your majesty,

we've got to go rescue
the rest of chalkzone.

Grab hold of a straw,
rapsheeba,

and wait for my signal.

Here, queenie,
I saved you a spot
next to me.

Thanks, snap, baby!

Penny:
This better work.

[Balloonemiacs moaning]

Snap: Does this outfit
make me look fat?

All right, zoners,
when I flip my lid,

I want you to suck!

Ready...

Suck, zoners!

Suck as though
your lives depended on it!

[Burps]

[Shouting]

[Burping]

[Cheering]

Rudy is our hero!

My dear mumbo jumbo,

in 300 years
you haven't changed
a bit.

You have,
and for the better.

Oh, yes.

I owe this transformation
to Rudy tabootie.

Here's Rudy tabootie,

the boy with the magic chalk
whose acts of heroism

cured chalkzone's
most dreaded disease.

And while
doing that,

Rudy brought our
long-lost king
back to us.

These amazing feats
prove beyond
a shadow of a doubt

that Rudy tabootie
is indeed

the true protector
of chalkzone.

Hooray!

[Cheering]

I don't know
if I deserve all this.

I mean,
I actually caused--

bathtub granny: Say,
Mr. Encyclocentipedia,

now that Rudy's
saved the day and all,

do you think
you have any info
in your pods

how to cure my bunions?

And there's
an age old recipe
for crew cut pie

I'd just love
to get my hands on.

Could I just--

actually, I'd like
to explore your
"y" and "z" segments

for information
about using yak sweat

to remove
chalk zebra stripes.

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

It's happening
again!

I'd like to know
about my great-great-
great grandmother.

[All talking at once]

Knowledge is power.

Power is pain.

If you don't understand--

I'm out of here!

Here's the great
Rudy tabootie,

protect-iator
of--

oh, no.

This chalkumentary is fini.

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