02x04 - Detour

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rap Sh!t". Aired: July 21, 2022 – present.*
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The show follows Mia Knight and Shawna Clark, two estranged high school friends from Miami who come back together to form a rap group.
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02x04 - Detour

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CHASTITY: Now I done stayed in

some f*cked-up places before,

but this by far takes the cake.

Bruh, you got us staying in

a hotel MLK got sh*t at.

The f*ck is that smell?

CHASTITY: This gotta be

the nastiest place in Oakland.

What the f*ck is this,

left behind d*ck lotion?

- Ugh!

- CHASTITY: No, don't touch it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ugh.

They didn't even clean this bitch.

(SHAWNA GROANS)

CHASTITY: It's in my mouth.

- (FLIES BUZZING)

- Oh!

SHAWNA: Oh, oh! Get up! Get up!

Oh, please. Oh, my God.

CHASTITY: Man, I can deal

with some dust, n*gga.

I can even f*ck with some roaches,

- but what the f*ck is this sh*t?

- (CARPET SQUELCHING)

- MIA: Now that's nasty as f*ck.

- SHAWNA: Ugh.

CHASTITY: Bruh, please

tell me you don't know

this where they got us?

- Please.

- (MIA AND SHAWNA SCREAM)

MIA: sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh!

- (MIA AND SHAWNA YELLING)

- CHASTITY: R.I.P.! R.I.P.!

Yeah, mud, I'm still clean ♪

And I came from the mud ♪

♪♪

♪♪

(MIA SIGHS)

You got the Wi-Fi?

Weak-ass, raggedy-ass

passcode ain't working.

No. I don't believe this place

actually has Wi-Fi.

But I got connected on my phone

to the Burger King next door.

Here. Let me hook you up.

(MUFFLED YELLING OUTSIDE)

(KEYPAD CLACKING)

- Here you go.

- (MIA SIGHS)

Have it your way.

(SIGHS)

(CLICKS TONGUE)

Okay. I know you don't f*ck with me

Girl

I f*ck with you, okay?

(SCOFFS) You just aggravating

sometimes, you know that.

I know that. I do know that.

Besides, it's too dirty in this bitch

to be holding grudges, so

Yeah, I feel like we are

actually in the trenches.

(MIA LAUGHS)

Now we can say we

got out the mud together,

you know?

- Definitely accurate.

- (BOTH LAUGH)

Damn.

I was just in Atlanta

with Ca$h Chaser the GOAT,

livin' a life of luxury.

I'm talking about, bitch, everything.

- (SHAWNA CHUCKLES)

- I done went from bidets to

- Bi-don'ts.

- Bi-f*cking-don'ts.

- (CHUCKLES) Bi-don'ts.

- (MIA GROANS)

Okay, so he flew you out,

and then what happened?

(MIA SIGHS) I think I fumbled that sh*t.

I accidentally sent him this.

Hm?

- (SHAWNA GASPS)

- MIA: I know.

Oh, damn.

Okay, he hasn't responded.

Not all day.

- Now I'm anxious.

- sh*t. sh*t.

So in relationships,

there, there can be,

like, avoidant people,

and there can be anxious people.

And it sounds like he's being avoidant.

And it's making you anxious.

You know? So I just think

that you need to just chill.

He knows what he's doing.

Francois ain't answering. But it's cool.

I'ma holler at him

when we get to the hotel.

Y'all just get dressed here.

But don't unpack sh*t,

'cause we ain't sleeping here.

- (CELL PHONE BUZZES)

- Okay.

CHASTITY: Alright.

- Oh, sh*t.

- What?

Reina got a feature on "Complex."

What?

Pretty cool.

"Tongue" remix is k*lling it right now.

Congratulations on that song's success.

Periodt. Stream that.

But you got two new artists on there.

How'd you get connected with them?

Well, first of all,

shout out to Francois Boom.

Okay? For creating

such a fire motherfuckin' track.

- What are their names again?

- Oh, you know,

they're just some local talent.

You know? Some artists that I found.

I just wanted to give 'em

a sh*t. Support women.

- MIA: Wow.

- SHAWNA: Mm-hmm.

She ain't even tag us,

mention us, or nothing?

I've never heard her say our names.

Does she know our names?

Man, f*ck her. f*ck her.

Y'all got to think of it

like mac and cheese.

BOTH: Why?

Because I'm hungry and I miss home.

Hear me out, though.

Y'all like the mac and cheese

my grandmama used to make.

Five-cheese blend

perfectly thick noodles,

sprinkle the cheese on top,

throw that bitch in the oven

it come out all gooey

and crispy and sh*t.

- Chastity, what the hell?

- Yeah.

Stay with me now, alright?

- I'm trying.

- Now Reina,

she that blue box Kraft sh*t.

Put a little water in that hoe,

throw the bitch in the microwave

and it's talking 'bout it's ready.

- (SHAWNA AND MIA LAUGH)

- CHASTITY: Yeah,

some childish n*gg*s gonna like that.

But n*gg*s with taste, real taste,

they going to know the difference.

- You might have a point.

- Yeah.

- Y'all that ooey-gooey.

- MIA: And speaking of taste,

I got some cute sh*t in my bag.

Yeah, get ready.

MIA: Now, move over,

roaches! I'm coming in.

("HIGH MAINTENANCE" BY SAWEETIE PLAYING)

I need a hot boy ♪

Six foot with six figures ♪

And a big toy ♪

Heard he movin weight ♪

Welcome, ladies.

Damn!

- Hmm.

- Welcome!

So this is where they staying at.

- Of course.

- CHASTITY: sh*t.

I could sleep in the lobby!

SHAWNA: They got a

bellman and everything.

Look at all these empty couches.

Look, let's just wait and talk to him,

see what he's got to say about it.

(DOOR OPENS)

The f*ck?

She look like she goin'

to a vodka tasting.

What is this bitch the queen of, Utah?

What's up, y'all?

It's Reina Reign in this bitch,

and we just touched down in the town.

I heard the West needed a little rain.

Drip, drip. Yow!

That's not cool. We're in a drought.

Hey, yo, what's up, superstars?

- How y'all feeling?

- Hey, you get the video I sent you?

I did. I did. It was a little grainy.

What was that, a iPhone 6?

My n*gga, you got us

at the Worst Western.

Yeah. And we already

not getting paid. Okay?

No hair, no makeup, no wardrobe.

How do you want me to perform, to rap,

if I have asbestos of the lung?

I could have slept on the f*cking bus.

That's still an option.

n*gga, what?

- Chastity, let me talk to you. Yeah.

- Yeah.

I'ma handle this.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I know you haven't done this before,

so I'm gonna just, like,

break down how it goes.

Usually, there's a budget.

You only allowed a

certain amount for rooms.

So some cities just gon' be

a little rougher than others.

(MOCKINGLY) A little rougher.

That's just how it goes, okay?

It's a difference

between rough and "SVU."

This sh*t not good for morale.

And I'm paying for sh*t out of my pocket

with money I don't have.

(SCOFFS) So you're broke,

and it's my problem?

(CHASTITY SCOFFS)

Go make them some money and

stop making me look like the bad guy.

Chastity says she's gon'

take care of it.

So we are good. Y'all voices warmed up?

You memorize the freestyle?

Yes, and I'm gonna perform it

like it's a real freestyle.

And that's why I love you.

Alright, y'all, we are headed

to Regulars Only.

Some super-exclusive sh*t

where the real people from the city go,

and some of the hottest artists

and tastemakers come to party.

- Ay!

- Ehh!

(IN JAMAICAN ACCENT) You already know

Reina and the girls are

gon' mash up the stage.

Y'all, big tings we do.

I hope y'all got y'all caskets out

'cause we finna k*ll it.

- Dead.

- k*ll it.

Murdera!

Unh! Dirty wine!

REINA: (JAMAICAN ACCENT) Blood guts.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

I got some money in my turban ♪

- (DOG BARKS)

- Layaway, bitch ♪

Put some money on your Birkin ♪

(PEOPLE CHATTERING, LAUGHING)

Ooh, let me see you

rub it in like it's Jergens ♪

Yeah, I like a bitch

with some money on it ♪

I've been searching for that

p*ssy like a bounty hunter ♪

I just wanna see you flip like a ♪

I see why they call it Regulars Only.

n*gg*s looking real regular.

God, the one time

I don't wear a f*ckin' hoodie.

- Man

- MIA: Mm-mm.

CHASTITY: n*gg*s did

not put that sh*t on.

Yo, y'all filming a reality

TV show or something?

Cool, they think we from Zeus TV.

CHASTITY: Y'all look good. Don't trip.

(SIGHS) Guys, they're gonna k*ll us.

They're gonna eat us alive.

This is not gonna be good.

I'm gonna see if I can go find y'all

something to eat or a snack.

Hey, yo! I got us a section.

Yeah. Thank you.

(RAPPING) Look, I keep

my arms up still on gig mode ♪

I'm never trippin' 'cause

these n*gg*s got gizmos ♪

I'm finna flip it till

I can't, till I get more ♪

I tell 'em every day I live

till I can't go ♪

REINA: I'm serving you.

Tickle me, Elmo. Okay, bitch?

Ay. Tickle this bitch.

REINA/FRANCOIS: Tickle this bitch!

REINA: Tickle me, bitch.

Tickle me, bitch.

What's up?

I'm serving you p*ssy monster.

- Okay, bitch?

- And I'm serving you d*ck!

Ha, ha.

Hey, Francois, can you

guys get down, please?

Girl, Ca$h just posted.

("RIPTIDE" BY THEY. PLAYING ON VIDEO)

Quick slide ♪

Quick drive ♪

Girl, you pull me in

just like a riptide ♪

Fake-ass n*gga. He can't even swim.

SHAWNA: Bitch, f*ck him.

Do you even want a n*gga

who can't communicate with you?

Bitch, do you know who the f*ck you are?

Uh-uh! You over here

with the scarcity mindset.

You need to have an

abundance mindset. Okay?

Do you know how many n*gg*s

there are that want you?

Rap n*gg*s, rich n*gg*s.

Plus, we look good as sh*t right now.

Come on, stop playing. Take a picture.

Post it, make him sick.

(RAPPING): Want to

be anything, like how ♪

Hey, can a n*gga go in ♪

Gig mode been on ten,

n*gga, been on ten ♪

Let a n*gga really go in ♪

Put that on mama's own kin ♪

On mama's own, hey ♪

Yeah!

Yeah!

- (CROWD CHEERING)

- Thank you, Oakland!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

make some f*ckin' noise.

DJ (ON MICROPHONE):

Alright, give it up one more time

for Benjamin Earl Turner!

They ain't got sh*t to eat.

Shout out to Guapdad in the house.

Real town biz. Let's go!

What's happening, baby?

Oh. Ain't that your boy?

Hell nah. He tried to play

me last time I saw him.

Man, f*ck that n*gga.

Dukey! Duke! Duke of Titties!

Guapdaddy!

- GUAPDAD: What's up with it?

- Ha! My n*gga!

(BOTH LAUGH)

- Oh, sh*t!

- GUAPDAD: Yeah.

Marmaduke. Dukelele.

- Looking like money.

- What's happenin' with you, man?

- Yeah.

- What you doin' out here?

sh*t, I'm managing now.

I'm actually on tour with one

of my acts, Shawna and Mia.

They performing with

Reina Reign tomorrow night.

- Okay, okay.

- Oh, that's tight.

You opening up for Lord AK?

- Yes.

- GUAPDAD: Oh, my God.

- You on the come up.

- You know how I do.

DOM: I told you, we'd take care of you

when you in The Town.

- Ay, that's love.

- You know.

What you doin' after this?

I'm on what y'all on.

Where the money at?

- Come on, it's over here.

- I know y'all got it.

- I know y'all got it.

- (ALL LAUGH)

DJ 2 (ON MICROPHONE):

Y'all having a good time?

Give it up for my bro, LaRussell!

- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

- (CROWD CHEERING)

(RAPPING) Huh, Black

boy, go get your shine on ♪

Could do anything

you put your mind on ♪

They probably can't do it

if they ain't do it ♪

Trying to convince a n*gga

who done did it ♪

Yo. What's up?

- Hey.

- Feeling good?

Okay. I knew you would f*ck with this.

This reminds me

of the open mic at Jazmin's.

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, yeah.

- You know, real hip-hop head types.

- Mm-hmm.

Sorry. I don't know. I'm just worried

because I don't know

if this is the type of crowd

that, like, fucks with us, you know?

Shawna, it's three bad b*tches.

What's not to f*ck with?

No, it's two bad b*tches

and a old bottle of Pepto Bismol.

FRANCOIS: Well, somebody

gonna have a tummy ache.

- SHAWNA: Whatever.

- FRANCOIS: Bet.

SHAWNA: Looking at her

make me want to sh*t.

(MIA CHUCKLES)

(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES)

(FACETIME RINGING)

Yo, what's this?

It's called Regulars Only.

It's like a bunch of local artists,

you know, like some low-key sh*t

but not real low-key at the same time.

Oh, bet. That sh*t hard.

So what, you like it out there?

Yeah.

I wish you could see it

for yourself, though.

You'll like it.

Yeah. I've been wanting to go out there

and meet new people and sh*t, but.

Mm. Well, we going to LA next,

so we might be able

to get some time off.

So what are you sayin'?

I mean, I'm saying'

you say you want to come to LA?

Yeah? That's surprising.

How? You trying to come down?

I got to tell your moms

to kind of watch Melissa

for a little bit longer.

But, I mean, that sh*t doable.

I know she gonna have attitude.

Nah, she in a good mood.

O'Shay was over there

when I had dropped off Melissa,

- so we should be straight.

- What?

Wait, so she swapped Gerard out?

One thing about Robyn,

she gon' chase behind a n*gga

to get him to do something for her.

She definitely committed.

Look, I'm gonna make

a few calls, alright?

- Oh, oh, I mean

- I'ma hit you back.

- (CALL ENDS)

- (MIA SCOFFS)

SHAWNA: Girl, what just happened?

Girl, take my phone.

I think I just invited Lamont to LA.

- Why?

- I don't f*cking know.

Hey, man, make some noise

for my brother, LaRussell.

- 707 in the building, you know what it is.

- Yeah!

DJ 2: Alright, my beautiful

Bay Area Bay-destrians,

make sure you put something in your cup

that's gon' turn you up,

because I got my girl Reina Reign

coming to the stage very, very soon.

Hey, y'all ain't ready for

the m*therf*cking stuff.

Yow! (LAUGHS)

I can't wait for this bullshit.

MIA: What is she doing?

REINA: Ehh!

No, no, no. I can't

do this. I can't. I can't.

I can't do this. I can't.

- I can't go on the stage.

- You ain't got to. I got this.

Hell wrong with y'all?

- Y'all good?

- We're not doing this.

Say less. Ain't like

we getting paid for this.

And it's your day off.

Francois? Francois, let me holla at you!

- Thank you.

- MIA: Fo' sho'.

Yo.

What's up? How y'all feeling?

Good, good. But look, they

don't want to perform no more.

- CHASTITY: Yeah.

- FRANCOIS: Wha Wait, wait.

What are you talking about?

We just gonna let her

have the spotlight.

Yeah. Yeah. And, you know,

if we perform with her,

how are we going to stand out

on our own, you know?

Right. And sh*t, we don't wanna

confuse the audience anymore.

She already got a fur coat on in summer.

SHAWNA: The people are lost.

- You got that?

- DJ: Yeah, that part, that way,

that selection, that direction.

We got Reina Reign coming up

to the stage next, y'all.

Just make sure you get your drinks.

Alright, look, though, Guapdad said

he got a play for me at the club

for us to get some money,

so sh*t, I'ma slide.

- Y'all good here?

- SHAWNA: Yeah, yeah.

- Bet. Alright.

- Money.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

CHASTITY: So, what's up? Your

connect, he still meet us at the club?

With Freddie.

Nah. Freddie just had a baby, bro.

Hey, we could introduce her

to Rolo, though.

GUAPDAD: Hey. (LAUGHING)

Did I tell you I seen Steve

stealing from

the grocery section at Walmart?

That n*gga down bad.

- (LAUGHTER)

- Wait, n*gga, Stephen or Steff?

Bro, "P-H" or "F"?

Bro, Steph P-H is dead.

n*gga, what?

Bro, I just saw that n*gga.

Mm.

So so, sh*t.

Uh, w-what's up with Rolo?

I'm hungry.

- (GUAPDAD LAUGHS)

- Hell yeah.

Let's get some motherfuckin' catfish.

Is the, is the fish at the club?

Is, is the club by the lake?

GUAPDAD: I'm trying to tartar sauce up,

and they got the delicious lemonade.

(LAUGHING)

♪♪

(MICROPHONE SQUEALS)

What's up, y'all?

PARTYGOER: 'Sup.

Um, firstly,

I just want to say thank you

to everybody that support me.

I know there's been a lot of

sh*t, um, online. (CHUCKLES)

- Um

- (PERSON COUGHS)

and I just want to say that

I'm true to this sh*t, and

I'm a real person just like you.

(CHUCKLES) Shut the f*ck up.

We ain't never appropriatin'.

We always out here celebrating, alright?

So if you are here to celebrate with me,

let me hear you say, "Yow!"

FRANCOIS: Yow!

CROWD: (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY) Yow.

Alright, alright, I'll do

a little freestyle for y'all, okay?

Yo, DJ, give me something real mellow,

you know, like 115 BPM.

(SHAWNA CHUCKLES)

(RAPPING) Unh, yeah,

Bay, let me hear you ♪

Pretty bitch,

rep the AS, Reina Reign ♪

Georgia peach, but

this p*ssy giving hurricane ♪

The Bay show me love,

I got to show it back ♪

Oakland, San Fran,

Bayview, to the Sac ♪

I'll bring the bad b*tches

out when I hit the city ♪

Okay!

On tour signing titties ♪

Like I'm 2010 Nicki ♪

Shawna to my left, Mia to my right ♪

These b*tches bad as f*ck ♪

They couldn't see us

with a flashlight ♪

Hoe, broke boy

trying to take me home ♪

Why are they f*cking with this?

Pool-side booty,

I don't sit in no robe ♪

Man take a beauty,

y'all know what I do it for ♪

Global headline,

stage k*ller, case closed ♪

And I'm sh1tting on these hoes ♪

Yeah, I always do the most ♪

He complain,

I'm the butter to your toast ♪

It's Reina, bitch.

- CROWD: Woo!

- Yow!

Drowning your bitch ass!

Little p*ssy-ass b*tches.

(LAUGHTER)

REINA: Hey!

- (CROWD CHEERING)

- Woo!

DJ (ON MICROPHONE):

Alright. Alright. Alright.

Make some noise one

more time for Reina Reign.

Yo, honestly, I was a little bit

nervous, but you guys have my back.

I love you all. Feel that love, alright?

I'm signing all y'all

titties tonight, alright?

- (CROWD CHEERING)

- Feelin' it!

Shout out the Bay. I love it here!

(EXCITED CHATTER)

You mad, huh?

This bitch has a literal

invite to the cookout.

- Girl.

- (SHAWNA EXHALES)

You should go up there and

do a freestyle for they ass.

(SHAWNA SIGHS)

Girl, we is baked and ready

to come out the oven.

Okay? Ding!

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Let's go out there

and shut this bitch up.

♪♪

DJ (ON MICROPHONE): Alright, alright,

alright! Give it up for the next act.

They're gonna do

a little freestyle for y'all.

Let's do this.

I thought they didn't want to perform.

(RAPPING) Miami

b*tches, no fake sh*t ♪

(RAPPING) Fake ♪

- Hoe stuck like a facelift ♪

- Stuck ♪

- Every time we hit them stages ♪

- Yeah ♪

You know who gon' be the favorite ♪

Who raining money, n*gga, that's us ♪

Who done got these b*tches gassed up ♪

Talkin' like they hot,

but they really not ♪

Me and Mia locked in like some locs ♪

Like some locs, n*gga ♪

Trying to protect our culture ♪

So I'm on they neck like a choker ♪

Got these tan toes like I'm toasted ♪

'Cause it's raining money like Oprah ♪

You get a Birkin,

you get some titties ♪

Yeah, it's a cold world,

zip your coat ♪

n*gg*s talking money, but they broke ♪

b*tches doing nothing but the most ♪

- Period ♪

- (SHAWNA CHUCKLES)

Let hoe think she's Reign,

but she ain't drippy ♪

She ain't drippy ♪

With that bullshit,

go 'head and miss me ♪

You can miss me with that sh*t ♪

Going 'gainst the g*ng hella risky ♪

Hella risky, n*gga ♪

'Cause me and Mia, bitch ♪

We making history ♪

I can't stand the rain.

Matter of fact, it's looking

like a drought in this bitch.

These hoes keep talking 'bout money

but I ain't seen none yet.

Hey, where the weatherman at?

They said it's gonna rain,

but I'm just trying to find out when!

(LAUGHING)

If a bitch get out of line ♪

- What we say? ♪

- Bitch, shut up ♪

Cap but he ain't fine ♪

- What you say ♪

- Hoe, shut up ♪

Hang around a bunch of frogs ♪

- Tell them b*tches ♪

- BOTH: Shut up ♪

Broke just like your entourage ♪

- Tell them b*tches ♪

- BOTH: Shut up ♪

If he can't hold his liquor ♪

- What we say ♪

- BOTH: Bitch, shut up ♪

Call too many bitch a sister ♪

- What we say ♪

- CROWD: Hoe, shut up ♪

Trying to rain on your parade ♪

- Tell them b*tches ♪

- BOTH: Shut up ♪

Yeah, yeah ♪

- Bitch, that was shade ♪

- Shade ♪

- Ay!

- PARTYGOER: Is she talking about Reina?

SHAWNA: Hey, yo!

Now, that's how you f*cking rap, bitch.

(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

Hoo! Alright. What's y'all name?

- Shawna.

- And I'm Mia.

- Yeah.

- Don't forget the name.

Hey, make some noise

for Shawna and Mia one time.

Y'all know they went stupid.

- (CROWD CHEERING)

- DJ: Hell, yeah.

Oh, sh*t. Okay.

Yeah, it's officially up at this point.

Make some noise

for Lord AK in this bitch.

Can I get a selfie?

sh*t.

Damn, baby. Ay, do the

carpet match the drapes?

WOMAN: Boy, you corny.

Move.

The f*ck is that smell? Egyptian ass?

Boy, be gone.

n*gga, let's get

the f*ck up out of here.

All these b*tches is mid, n*gga.

- She was straight.

- Who?

FAN: Oh, my God, you guys did so good.

- Thank you.

- That sh*t was so dope.

- Thank you so much.

- Would you mind if I get a pic

with y'all real quick?

- Come on, come on. Hurry up

- SHAWNA: Come on! Slide.

Let's go. Let's go.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

WOMAN: Cute.

(LADIES LAUGHING)

WOMAN: Thank you.

Damn, y'all k*lled that sh*t.

- I'm a fan.

- Thank you.

We've been dying to meet

you. We're on your tour.

MIA: Yeah. You're so dope.

Oh, really? That's y'all?

- Mm-hmm.

- FRANCOIS: Yeah, that's them.

(LAUGHING) What's up?

Yo, they k*lled that sh*t, right?

Yeah. That was so good.

I'm Francois, by the way.

These are my artists, my starlets.

(FORCED LAUGHTER)

I got to play you

some of their new sh*t, bro.

It is so good. It's next level.

Okay.

Y'all should come to the studio.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- For sure. For sure.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- SHAWNA: We're free.

FRANCOIS: Let me, um, let me just run

and go get my other artist really quick,

and then I'll be right back

and then we can roll.

Let's get it. Let's go.

(INDISTINCT CROWD CHATTER)

You know what, we can go now.

He can meet us there.

Yeah, he has our location.

He'll meet us there.

- Word. Yeah, let's go.

- SHAWNA: Okay.

(BOTH SQUEAL, GIGGLE)

GUAPDAD: Um, I want my fish fried hard

and I want it thick.

I want people to wonder

if my fish got a BBL.

- (DOM LAUGHS)

- GUAPDAD: I want the ass on my fish

to look like two Ethiopian foreheads

just pootin' his way

through the Atlantic current.

I want it thick like Kelly

Price lips and Cardi B ass.

Don't give me a red snapper.

I want some red clapper.

Hey, I could get some hush puppies?

- CASHIER: Anything else?

- Hey, what you want?

I'm hungry for that bread.

- Oh, yeah, it come with bread.

- Yeah, it's in the meal.

- Hey.

- (BELL DINGS)

DOM: Steph?

P-H Steph?

- n*gga.

- (BOTH LAUGHING)

We was just talking about you, bro.

- I thought you was dead.

- No, I been f*cked up, man.

GUAPDAD: n*gga,

so what happened with you?

They said it was sun poisoning.

Yes, n*gga, the sun.

- n*gg*s get that?

- Yes.

The sun is out here f*ckin' n*gg*s up.

n*gga, hold up. Hey, we could

get that order made for here?

Boy, you look like

"The Walking Dead" or something.

- Episode six.

- Hey.

I gotta slide. But look,

- I appreciate y'all.

- Fo' sho'.

My girls, they locked out

they hotel room.

- Yeah, I bet.

- Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo.

What about your bread, though?

You eat it.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

You know I'm hungry.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

LORD AK: Man. So how

y'all enjoying tour?

It's fun. Like, we learning a lot.

Yeah, it's been, it's been humbling.

- To say the least.

- (BOTH LAUGH)

And how long y'all

been working with Reina?

Oh, that's new.

That's very, very recent.

I go way back with her producer

and he just set us up on the tour

with, with y'all, with you.

Yeah. That n*gga is relentless.

Yep. Mm-hmm.

I didn't even know who she was,

but her team kept hittin' us up

and next thing I know,

she's on the tour.

You know, these record

labels don't give a f*ck

about artistic integrity.

- SHAWNA: Mm.

- Just try

and keep y'all sh*t pure.

- Yeah. We're trying.

- Yeah, fo’ sho’.

No, y'all, y'all doing it.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

I'ma go get me something to drink.

You want anything?

I'm good. I'm good.

I'm sure you is.

(SHAWNA CLEARS THROAT)

You wanna hit this?

- Maybe.

- COURTNEY LUKE: Sit down

Miyaki.

SHAWNA: So I've been

listening to Dochie.

Really good TD artist.

I know Dochie.

sh*t, and then TiaCorine.

Yeah. We love Tia.

It's really good. It's really good.

- LORD AK: Yeah.

- Yeah, but this is crazy.

- Mm.

- Is this Cody?

Yeah, this his new sh*t.

Unmixed, but

You just have the demos?

Yo!

This chord progression is so simple,

but it's so good.

You be knowing the chords and sh*t.

I do. I be knowing the chords.

Yeah, my mama put me in piano lessons

when I was like three.

- Hmm.

- And then I went to college,

I studied music.

I really just thought I was Mozart

- to these b*tches for real.

- (BOTH LAUGH)

- I was doing the most.

- What you mean?

I'm not ready to get into that with you.

- Oh, okay.

- It's still painful for me.

But thank God for Mia.

She made this sh*t fun for me again.

Yeah, y'all was crazy.

Just felt really natural

between you two.

Yeah.

It reminds me of my brother Brixx.

Yeah, I, I heard about that.

I'm really sorry.

Yeah.

I still listen to

y'all's early mix tapes.

It's crazy.

Like, that sh*t is legendary.

- (LORD AK CHUCKLES)

- For real.

I miss that energy.

Music's just

not the same.

Yeah.

But, you know, maybe it's not

supposed to be the same.

It would be a disservice

to you and your artistry if,

you know, it didn't shift

with you in your life.

And I watch you from the audience

every chance that I can.

I think everybody feels your energy.

I mean, I feel it.

- I mean, if Mozart feels it, then

- SHAWNA: Mm.

(BOTH LAUGH)

You ain't never been to LA?

No.

But I want to take a picture

in front of the Hollywood sign.

Ooh, and I want to go

to the Nipsey Hussle store.

Ooh, and I want to see Gucci Mane,

if he got a star on

the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

'Cause one day, I'ma have

a star on the Walk of Fame.

(GIGGLES)

You're cute.

Mm.

I got a session when we get to LA.

Playing some of Lamont's music.

(MIA COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT)

Yeah, that's what's up. (EXHALES)

That's your n*gga, right?

No, that's my child's father.

Is he anything else?

No, I'm single.

Where are you staying tonight?

Um, the R

I don't I forgot.

Somewhere, though.

Yeah.

I'm at the Four Seasons.

Mm. Nice.

Let's go.

Like, right now?

Yeah.

Let's go.

(MIA SIGHS)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

This is cute. Is it Nefertiti?

Hey, yo, yo, yo, AK, AK.

You good, man? Y-You need anything?

'Cause, I mean, we about

to order some b*tches.

- So just let me know, n*gga.

- (PHONE BUZZES)

- LORD AK: Nah, man.

- GAT: Oh, I see, I see.

Oh, sh*t. Is that you, Shirley?

Ay!

Shirley! What's good, girl?

Ay. Oh, it's good to see

you finally made it to AK.

Congratulations.

You know, you could have met my n*gga

days ago and stayed dry

if you had just played the game right.

- You was tryin' to cheat!

- I think you have me mistaken

- for another person.

- Nah, you was definitely tryin' to cheat.

My n*gga!

Can't you see I'm

in the middle of something?

Isn't there something else

you can go do?

(GAT CHUCKLES)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(STAMMERING) I got I got you.

Yeah, don't trip.

I-I'll be over here

i-if you need me. Yeah.

LORD AK: Please ignore that n*gga.

You know what? I, I think I should go.

My girl left. I This was great.

I really liked that we both love music

and we share that.

And I will see you at work.

- LORD AK: Get home safe.

- Yep. Yeah. Bye.

- (DISTANT SIREN BLARES)

- (DOGS BARKING)

("LET’S GO" BY KEY GLOCK PLAYING)

Let's go, let's go ♪

Yeah, yeah, oh, let's go ♪

- You ready? ♪

- Let's go, yeah, yeah ♪

- Oh, let's go ♪

- Get the bag, King Wonka ♪

- (GLASS SHATTERS)

- (ALARM BLARING)

Let's go, get some money ♪

- f*ck that plan ♪

- f*ck that plan ♪

I told her, "Take this

Plan B and stop playin'" ♪

I'm tired of buyin' jewelry,

finna buy some land ♪

- (DOOR SLAMS)

- (GLASS SHATTERS)

(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)

- Who I be ♪

- Let's go, let's go ♪

Pillow-talkin' to these

hoes, that sh*t weak ♪

- (GLASS SHATTERS)

- (ALARMS BLARING)

- (GLASS SHATTERS)

- (ALARMS BLARING)

Let's go, let's go, yeah ♪

Let's go, let's go ♪

(SONG FADES)

Damn.

This sh*t fire.

COURTNEY LUKE: Can I get you anything?

Mm.

("WORTH THE WAIT" BY KALI UCHIS PLAYING)

I want to be around you every day ♪

This feeling in my body's

not the same ♪

Same ♪

Are you still down? ♪

♪♪

(STOMACH GURGLES)

The mirror's on my ceiling ♪

Ha-hah-hah ♪

(STOMACH GURGLES)

You hungry?

(CHUCKLES) No, I'm

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

So right ♪

'Cause every day and every night ♪

I do, I do ♪

I can't get rid of you ♪

(STOMACH GURGLES)

Yeah, let me get you some food.

(CHUCKLES) It's okay.

For real.

(STOMACH GURGLES)

(CHUCKLES)

This is embarrassing.

- (LAUGHS)

- Why?

Look, we got all night.

(MIA SIGHS)

Yeah, let me, uh, order

something off the hotel app.

(MIA SIGHS)

You know, I ain't wanna

tell you, but um

(POPS LIPS) we staying

at the Motel Express.

(LAUGHS)

Nah, it's all good.

I stayed at many Motel Expresses.

When?

Like a year ago.

But you got to give off that

Four Seasons energy, though.

Ah.

Fake it till you make it, right?

Mm. You don't seem like you do that.

I mean, ain't everybody doing it?

Maybe the ones who don't

believe in themselves.

But I feel like you know

exactly who you are

and what you want

and you take it.

It wasn't always like that, though.

If you would have told me six months ago

I would have been sitting

right here, right now,

I wouldn't have believed it.

Yeah, well, it really happens that fast.

Before this, I was selling

brake pads at AutoZone.

- (LAUGHS)

- Trying to upsell antifreeze.

- No.

- Yeah.

But see, that's that

hustler sh*t, though.

Sacrifice, I know all about it.

But lately,

I've been being more selfish.

I told you you know what you want.

You know, sausage good,

but this sh*t is ugly, though.

n*gga, we get it,

you don't like sausage.

We get it.

- (BOTH LAUGH)

- (DOOR SHUTS)

CHASTITY: I dig it.

- Whew!

- SHAWNA: Ooh! Good morning.

Okay, come on, tell me

about the d*ck. How was it?

I mean, I wouldn't know.

We just ended up talking.

- Talking?

- MIA: Mm-hmm.

I had a good time with him, though.

What about you and Lord AK?

Mm.

What the f*ck happened?

f*cking Gat happened.

He was over there

trying to make me look like

some plotting-ass groupie.

So I got my sh*t and I got out.

- But you did wanna f*ck him.

- Of course, I wanted to f*ck him.

- Okay.

- I wanted to f*ck him.

(ALL LAUGH)

SHAWNA: Yeah.

Chastity, you did all this?

- Hell yeah.

- Oh, my God.

- Mm.

- SHAWNA: Here you go.

I'm hungry.

We done takin' scraps.

From here on out,

it's go big or go home.

And we come too damn far to go home.

So sh*t, let's eat.

- Amen.

- MIA: Amen.

Let's eat up, all this sh*t.

Mm.

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

CHASTITY: I put my eggs in my pancakes

and, like, fold it like

a little sandwich.

And I put this in here like this.

- SHAWNA: That's nasty.

- (CHASTITY CHUCKLES)

SHAWNA: You playin' with your food?

I had a toothpick.

SHAWNA: You ain't got a fork?

(CHEERY TUNE PLAYING ON PHONE)

CHASTITY: Now, that's f*cked up.

Are you okay?

Why the f*ck would he post this?

("I'M N LUV WIT A STRIPPER"

BY T-PAIN PLAYING ON PHONE)

Oh, sh*t.

Man, f*ck that n*gga. What the f*ck?
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