01x08 - Something for The Road

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rap Sh!t". Aired: July 21, 2022 – present.*
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The show follows Mia Knight and Shawna Clark, two estranged high school friends from Miami who come back together to form a rap group.
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01x08 - Something for The Road

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♪ Wondering, how this
p*ssy drip like this? ♪

Hey, tell 'em who
the hottest in the game right now!

- Oh, it's a video?
- Yeah, j-just some B-roll sh*t.

Let's do a little drop.
Let the people know who you are.

Okay, eh-yo,
it's Reina Reign, b*tches!

And I came to rain on your
damn parade! Eh-yo!

- Follow my page... Okay, okay.
- Talk your sh*t! We need at least 30 seconds!

Okay! I'll talk my sh*t.

It's Reina Reign,
repping East Side Zone Six.

f*ck you thought?

I look on fleek today, bitch.
We're getting litty.

We getting litty in the car,
okay? We actin' out.

We being a fool. Ain't no lace,
bitch, these are my real hairs.

These are my real hairs.
Cinderella princess sh*t.

Uh!

Miss Finna Get A... I'ma...
gonna f*cking come and...

Wassup? You want me to...
I f*cked your man! Who cares?

Um, and, um...

My p*ssy taste like beans and
greens from your mama house.

Yum.
And also tastes like...

Tastes like a delicious muffin.
Like a f*cking cupcake.

Like a birthday cupcake, bitch!

Tastes like somebody
put a... foot in it.

Flash flood warning, hoes!

It's about to Reina Reign
on your damn cookout. Bitch.

How was that?

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You know I gotta go everywhere
with you now, right?

♪ You tried it, hoe,
that sh*t ain't work ♪

♪ You made him pay,
I f*cked him first ♪

♪ I took his check,
you got a purse ♪

♪ He paid my bills,
yo ass at work ♪

♪ You tried it, hoe,
that sh*t ain't work ♪

♪ You tried it, hoe,
that sh*t ain't work! ♪

...but in this
rap sh*t, I'm k*lling my daughters!

You spent your
whole check on a chain,

and that bitch
still ain't water!

You got a top record producer...

Good morning, y'all!

Thank you so much to everybody
who came out last night.

The show was crazy,
the love was crazy!

Y'all been hittin' me up
like crazy!

Keep it coming!

Me and Mia about to hit
the studio soon.

Stay tuned.

We got somethin'
cooking for y'all!

Love you so much! Bye.

♪ From missing you ♪

♪ But right now,
it's just two weeks ♪

♪ No speaking,
I been leaving you ♪

♪ And it feels like
it's been too long ♪

♪ When I was with you,
dark times ♪

♪ Like liquor,
too drunk to admit that ♪

♪ I was wrong ♪

♪ I been ♪

♪ Putting down my vices ♪

♪ And I'm having
a good time alone ♪

How long you been up?

- Hey, good morning.
- Good morning.

Your breath stink.

Your breath stink, too.

Mommy!

♪ G-ride, G-ride,
G-ride, G-ride ♪

♪ Tell a bitch,
"n*gga, speak up" ♪

♪ 'Cause I'ma roast
his rainbow clothes... ♪

- Hey...
- Shh! Just go.

Mommy!

- I'm hungry!
- No! Window!

♪ I'm a big booty hoe... ♪

Out the window?
Ain't that a bitch. sh*t.

♪ She's a vibe, ay ♪

Hey, baby.
Um, what you wanna eat?

Daddy had on a shirt
like that yesterday.

Come on.

Thank you. That's
what I'm talking about.

Excuse me.
Where the f*ck is maintenance?

I'm sitting in my room with
no AC, sweating my ass off.

Okay. Ma'am,
I just got here, so...

Do something. This is
ridiculous. I need someone now.

- Do you see me?
- Right, yeah. I-I'll have someone come right up.

- Oh. Hey, Benny.
- Yo. How was your show?

I mean,
I'm right back here.

It's a lady talking about
an AC or some sh*t.

She came in looking like that.
The AC works.

I don't know
what's wrong with her.

I'ma have Dino
give her a fan.

Hey, did Benny and Maurice
switch shifts?

I don't know. Why?
You looking for him?

No, no, I just...
I noticed, so...

Oop. Been there.

What do you mean?

Look, I'm not trying
to get all your business.

Just a little advice.
Don't get attached.

Maurice is always gonna
look out for Maurice.

sh*t, you ain't built for this sh*t.

You keep letting
these b*tches run you.

- That's what you doing.
- Man, nobody running me.

Man, that sh*t ain't flying.

It's the f*ckin' group.
That's the problem.

f*ckin' Shawna a dumb-ass, man.

You know, I buy you books,
I buy you books,

and all you do is look at the
g*dd*mn pictures, understand me?

Why you keep treating
these b*tches special?

Hoes is hoes.

They got a product,
and they need you to sell it.

You try to be nice and smiling
at these b*tches.

That's some
clown sh*t, baby.

I should be taking a collection,

but since I like you,
I'ma make an exception.

They don't know what's good
for 'em until you tell 'em!

They don't respond to weak sh*t,
they respond to power.

See, you done put yourself at
the bottom of the f*ckin' pyramid

when you're supposed to
be sittin' at the top!

You better pull
your m*therf*cking d*ck out,

and slap these b*tches with it.

Either that,
or just go the f*ck home.

- Y-you got some sugar?
- Hell no.

And what that bitch say?

Talkin' about some
she was in a moment.

Ooh, that's so humiliating!

Girl, I'm so tired
of hearing about

this broke-ass hoe.
Like, bitch.

Just say you want to be
Queen Latifah and go.

Do you want me to
f*ck her up on sight?

'Cause, bitch, my cousin Angela
got brass knuckles

on sale this month, hoe.

- We can pop up at the Plymouth!
- Up!

- Man, f*ck that hoe!
- Oh.

I'm done with her. Next!

Okay, so you done
with the group?

- I'm good.
- Mm-hmm.

- sh*t, you good, we good.
- I can't even trust nobody.

- Like, I'm trying to get this m*therf*cking money.
- Mm-hmm.

I been wasting too much time.

I heard that, bitch.

Y'all want some more?

Oh, no. We was actually
tryin' to go out tonight.

- You still tryin' to go?
- Mm-hmm!

I want to go!
f*ck, y'all trying to leave me?

You was sitting here, like,
sad, so we was just...

Girl, y'all could a said somethin'
earlier! I could a been ready!

- Bitch, you over here trying to have a sister circle.
- I was. I was.

♪ She be like, ooh,
I'm scared of you ♪

♪ Huh, she like, ooh,
I'm scared of you ♪

♪ Huh,
and she go ooh, ooh... ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪

Hey, Mia! You're probably doing
your own thing today, which is...

It's totally understandable,
honestly. Um...

I just want to know
I'm thinking about you.

So, you know, let's work!

Okay. That was weird. I'm sorry. Um...

Girl, just call me when
you get a chance, okay?

What happened to you?

I have been calling you.
I have been texting you.

- You just went MIA.
- I was in jail.

For what?

Really, my n*gga?

Oh my god.

sh*t. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Bruh!
- I'm sorry. I freaked out...

What's going on?

Is the phone tapped?
I don't know what to do.

Just... chill.

You good, okay? Just...

Go run some water in the tub,

- and chill.
- Run some water in the tub and chill.

- I'll come over tomorrow.
- Yep. Run some water in the tub and chill.

I'ma do that. I'ma...

take a bath.

Bye, Shawna.

Hey.

- Hey!
- What the f*ck you want?

I was waiting on you
to scoop me this morning.

I was ready to work.

Oh, now you ready to work?

You left.

Get the f*ck off my car.

Duke, for real?

Stop!

So, you really gonna act
like this? Towards me?

So I don't matter?

So I don't hold you down?

It's been me and you
since the beginning.

- We built this sh*t.
- See, that's your problem.

Ain't no we!
This my sh*t!

Not yours!

You need me!
I don't need you!

And if you don't
understand that sh*t,

I don't know
what to tell you.

- Now, watch out.
- I do.

You do what?

I understand.

Let me hear
you say it then.

I need you.

♪ Authentic or nothin' ♪

♪ Timing is money ♪

♪ My money abundant ♪

♪ I'm in Miami ridin' 'round
in a Ghost like I run it ♪

♪ Yeah, but you know
that I'm strapped ♪

♪ 100K in my lap, my lap,
And I'm on that mud ♪

♪ Leanin' so hard that
I might hurt my back ♪

♪ Black as hell in Off-White ♪

♪ If she bad,
I might get her a flight ♪

♪ Me and Rucci
do her good for a night ♪

Hey, yo! Come up!

Mia, is he pointing at you?

They're good. They're VIP.

Oh! Okay!

- Looks like your girl.
- Yeah, ladies.

- It's all for you. Alright.
- Mm!

- Y'all ladies enjoy.
- Thank you!

Period!

Ah sh*t! We got Seduce and
Scheme in the building, y'all!

We gonna ball for this bitch! Get up, get up, get up! Ha-ha!

♪ Seduce and scheme ♪

♪ I'ma spend his cream ♪

♪ Put his face in
the cr*ck like fiends ♪

♪ Put a arch in
your back then leave ♪

♪ I'ma show you how
to run these schemes ♪

♪ Say my name in it,
go insane in it ♪

♪ Say that p*ssy too wild,
no taming it ♪

♪ Like ha ha ha ha ♪

♪ If he ain't got change,
if he do ♪

♪ Then I'm straight
to the bank with it ♪

I don't f*ck with no b*tches

but these b*tches
right here.

- Day one, b*tches!
- Soft-ass hoes!

You know
the f*ckin' vibes, hoe.

- No. No.
- Yeah.

♪ Ayy, run me my money ♪

♪ Money Making Mitch,
I'm always paid in full sis ♪

♪ Ayy, run me my money ♪

♪ Always talkin' slick, pay
your rent before you diss ♪

Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
W-we didn't order these.

They're actually from
the gentleman over there.

Oh, that's, uh...

Cash Chaser the GOAT.

Ms. Mia, he'd
like for us to escort you

and your friends
over to his table.

- Oh.
- Girl, you should at least go say hi.

No! I'm with my
girls tonight, okay?

- I ain't thinkin' about no n*gga.
- Yeah, but, uh,

- no, no. We keeping the bottles.
- Ooh.

We keepin' the bottles!

We keepin' the bottles!

We keepin' the bottles!

Shawna! You wanna
get in on the video?

The choreography is easy!

And we could use the views.

f*ck. sh*t.

Okay.

♪ Now, I'm screaming
f*ck a friend ♪

♪ 'Cause these hoes fight ♪

♪ I cut a couple b*tches off ♪

♪ 'Cause these hoes snakes
You might be kickin' ♪

♪ With these b*tches
but I just can't ♪

♪ You might just fold up
under pressure but I just ain't ♪

♪ I was built for this sh*t ♪

♪ I ain't giving up
I done earn ♪

♪ All these stripes
got it out the mud ♪

♪ Put any bitch up
in my shoes ♪

♪ If it's me against you,
bitch, don't try your luck ♪

This club didn't give
what it was supposed to,

and I don't know why they
gotta keep telling you

to stop standing on they couch
in them slide...

Them new slides at that,
bitch!

It's giving...
It's giving '90s diva!

No, no, no. That eye shadow
is giving '90s diva, bitch.

It's k*lling Me Softly, sis!
It's Unpretty, sis!

- Ooh...
- Hey.

You remember me?

Yeah. I smelled like Henny
White the whole damn event.

Yeah, sound like
a good time to me.

sh*t, that bottle service
was a good time! Thank you, Cash!

We going to get some food.
You wanna follow us?

Is that a Bentley? Girl,
tell him to take us to Nobu!

Actually...

I had something else in mind.

I'm going wherever
you wanna go, shorty.

Okay. Follow me then.

♪ Got them bands,
got them bands... ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ I just put some
money to the side ♪

♪ I got them bands, bitch
I make you think I want you ♪

♪ Then I leave you,
that's my old trick ♪

♪ Number one,
don't bring up... ♪

I don't f*ck
with no b*tches

- but these b*tches right here.
- Day one, b*tches!

Ooh!

You know
the f*cking vibes, hoe.

Seduce and scheme, bitch!

Okay, well
hit me up when you take it down because

it shouldn't have been f*cking
put up in the first place!

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Thank you so much for meeting me.
- Of course, yeah. Just this way.

Okay. Okay.

I'm, uh, very shocked
that you hit me.

I mean...

I've been thinking
about our last conversation

and everything you've been
saying for the past couple of years.

You were right.

We need a strategy.

Can we start over?

Shawna, you're like my sister.

We can go back and forth,
up and down.

- We're always gonna come back.
- Good.

'Cause I just...
I just wanna win.

I need to get
the f*ck out of Miami.

You don't even know.

Let's go.

So, when you said that
we could get to this money,

what did you mean?

I'm actually really glad
that you asked that. Um...

I could pull a few strings.

Okay, so Khalif,

you manage Cash, right?
Okay, and who else?

I mean, that's it.
Um, he keeps me pretty busy.

Okay, so one client?

Alright, and Jarad,
you only produce for Cash?

Hell nah. sh*t,
I mean, I love my n*gga,

- but I produce for a lot of artists.
- Khalif, you got kids, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- Nelly! He got kids, bitch.

Oh!

Oh!
Get it, step-daddy.

Now, is the mama
in their life?

Or mamas?
I know how it is.

I ain't even gonna hold you,
but, uh, my n*gg*s is broke,

so I'm sorry to your home-girls.

It's alright.
Won't be the first time.

Oh yeah, this something
y'all do often?

- Y'all paper chasers?
- Boy,

you chased me,
so how that work?

sh*t, you right. You right.
I been on your sh*t

- since I seen you at the show.
- For what?

I mean, you fire.
I f*ck with you.

Trying to get with you. Like, what else?

Whoa!

You pretty forward, huh?

I'm a real n*gga. You want
me out here, wasting your time?

Unless you like that.

- You okay?
- I forgot how fire this sh*t is.

You been here before?

My dad lived out here,
went to school down the street.

For real?
What school you went to?

- Da West.
- Me, too.

So, why I don't
remember you then?

- Uh, I only went to the ninth grade.
- Mm.

- So, you moved.
- Nah, I went to juvie.

School just wasn't my thing,
you know? That plus my dad,

you know, he in and out.
Just too many distractions.

True.

So, how did you end up in juvie?

Uh, one time,
we broke into this house,

and, um...

- and the n*gga was there.
- Mm.

And all I really remember is
him having a p*stol straight at me.

- What?
- And...

Hey, I didn't even think.
I just sh*t.

So, he d*ed?

Yeah, a couple days later.

I got off on some
technical sh*t.

Don't do that. Don't do that.

Don't do... You scared?
I scared you off?

No.

Just thinkin' about my dad.

He in prison
for m*rder right now.

Word.

Do you see that?

Yeah, I be tuning
that sh*t out, low-key.

Hi! I'm a big, big fan.

- Can I please get your picture?
- I love you so much.

- Like, you seriously changed my life.
- Of course.

Yeah, you already know.
I appreciate the love.

Her sh*t colder. Definitely
gotta get one with her.

Can we get
your picture, too?

- Yeah... Mia.
- What's your name again?

- Bitch...
- Bitch, you doin' a good job.

Bitch, you doin'
a good job.

That's my bitch.

It's about time y'all got here.

- sh*t.
- It's that quick.

Aye, nobody bring me
nothin' to eat? N-no food?

Listen...

Let me pick you up tomorrow.

Nah, man, you busy tomorrow.

Cancel my day.

You gonna cancel
Drink Champs?

Tell them
she comin' with me.

No, I gotta
work tomorrow.

f*ck y'all laughing at?
I got bills to pay.

Hey, if she wanna go to work...

Hey, bring me my sh*t, my boy.

What you doing?

- It's a celebration.
- Of what?

Wait, wait.

What's...

What the f*ck is this?
What the... What?

Me being extra.
Just call me...

if you change your mind
about tomorrow, yeah?

You for real?

♪ Girl... ♪

Tomorrow. Tomorrow?

Tomorrow!

Tomorrow...

♪ Can you come back to me?
'Cause I was blind to... ♪

This n*gga
done took my breath away.

Listen, this n*gga
is not playin'.

Yeah, but you better
put that sh*t away

before we get robbed
out here though.

You was right, Aleesia.

I'ma have to get
a bigger purse!

The next 24 hours is crucial.

Lock that sh*t in.
Do not fumble this for us.

Bitch, did you see all them
people in there taking your picture?

- Yes.
- I'ma tag The Shade Room.

You gonna either
be that random bitch

from that one time,

or you gonna be his bitch.
Call that n*gga right now.

- Y'all doing too much, okay?
- No, no, no. You not doing enough.

This n*gga is
on the come-up.

Y'all could be like the next
little rap power couple

- and sh*t. I don't know, friend.
- Ooh.

- You might need to stay in that group.
- Ugh.

- I was with you...
- Ah, ah, ah.

Think about the
bigger picture, bitch.

f*ck it, bitch.
Let me hold one of them stacks.

I wanna feel it in my hand.

- Oh no.
- While you passing,

- pass it over here.
- Ooh!

- Can feel it in my toes, bitch!
- You better suck his soul, bitch.

Full-out washing
machine, bitch.

That
n*gga deserve lockjaw, bitch.

Lamont who?!

- Bitch, who?
- Lamont!

Lamont who? Lamont who?

All I see is La Bentley, hoe.

♪ Oh, oh yeah ♪

♪ She a swoop,
she wanna f*ck me, yeah ♪

♪ Aye, my money, too ♪

♪ She want to get the loot ♪

♪ But got the boot, aye ♪

♪ Shoo, shoo, from around me
Hoe can't f*ck with you ♪

♪ Swear to God
I hate the bitch ♪

♪ But still be trying
to lay in her ♪

- What's up.
- What's up.

Shawna not here?

Nah, she coming.
What's up with you?

I'm straight.

You look good.

Thank you.

There she go.

I just wanted to talk to y'all
face-to-face and speak my mind.

Y'all got somethin' special,

but y'all need to recognize
who for y'all and who not.

And don't let your egos
get you f*cked up.

A lot of this sh*t wouldn't even be possible without me.

Regardless of how you feel
I handle my business,

the job get done.

I made connections for y'all.

I put y'all in places
nobody would.

But just as quick as
those plays was made,

my n*gga,
they can be taken away.

I'm the motherfuckin' plug
around here.

You can't do sh*t in this city
without me knowing about it.

I can build y'all
or I can break y'all.

It's your choice.

Call me when y'all
really ready to work.

- That was so extra.
- She right though.

Your ego gonna get
the best of you.

I been keepin' it cute,
but, uh,

ain't no group without me.

Ain't no "Seduce and Scheme."
Ain't no "Nann Badder."

- I know.
- Do you?

For real? I know what
the f*ck I bring to the table.

Ain't gonna put up
with your bullshit.

Mia, I know.
I'm sorry, okay?

I know how important you are.

And I still really care
about this.

I've been working on
this opportunity for us.

That's what I was trying to
call you about earlier. Mia,

we have the chance to go
on tour with a big artist.

Tour?

Yes, girl. A tour, like,
across the country.

Paid tour.

Look, Mia,

I know what I did,
and I'm sorry.

We don't got to be friends.

But it would be stupid
to fight some sh*t

that's actually working for us.

Girl, this could
change our lives.

Look...

I ain't doing sh*t if we
ain't working with Chastity.

What? Why?
We don't need her!

I trust her.

And I'm ridin' with who
ridin' for me. Period.

Deal.

Deal.

Hey y'all, special announcement!
We making big moves!

I wish I could tell y'all,

but we on some new sh*t.

And I'm revamping the business!

♪ I'm on a runway, I don't
see a Tory in my lane ♪

♪ I'm with the savages, ride
the boat, sit on Megan face ♪

♪ Ride it like a stallion ♪

♪ Everything we do is on
the low, f*ck social media ♪

♪ I wanna take
a flight with Durk ♪

♪ f*ck him and India... ♪

Look at that. It's crazy.

When you seduce a n*gga proper,
you ain't gotta scheme 'em.

You know what I'm sayin'?

Come here.

Lamont...

We in a good place

and a good place
with Melissa.

I got some good sh*t
going on over here.

I mean, if we was
supposed to be together,

we would a been together.
And I just ain't trying

- to go backwards.
- Backwards?

I know what the f*ck I be
doin'! Don't play with me!

Guess what, m*therf*ckers.

- Hm. f*ck y'all think?
- Mm-hmm. You know you poppin'

- when there's break-up rumors coming out about you already.
- Yeah.

Y'all, we
just gettin' started!

And we have
a special announcement.

Mm!

We going on tour!

Let's make it Reign!

And we got Boom in the house!
You already know.

It's the Boom Tour. New era.

- Show out, girls, show out!
- Ay! Ay! Ay!

♪ ...and you ghetto,
we sippin' on some Henny ♪

Yay!

So, she is aware that
she is a white woman, right?

- Just... Just wanna be clear about that.
- Yes, yes.

- Yes, she is.
- Okay.

But honestly, I
think y'all are gonna get along.

I think you're gonna be
besties at the end. I think so.

Oh my god!

I love this bitch!

Wait, wait, wait.
Yo, where the glasses at?

- Yes! Let's f*cking celebrate!
- Exactly!

- I'll go get some.
- Oh my god! Gonna touch your hair!

- Girl, you look like Future.
- See, I just tried a new thing! Thank you so much!

Hey, can I get
four champagne glasses?

- Thank you.
- Coming right up.

- Hey.
- What's up?

You're being asked for.

By who? I'm off.

♪ Yoo! ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ That dime got her own money,
she got her own bag ♪

♪ Woo! ♪

♪ I fell in love
with a scam bitch ♪

♪ Saw the money
on the gram bitch ♪

♪ Not for nothing
she a keeper ♪

♪ She swiping
Master card and Visa ♪

♪ She addicted
to the nightlife ♪

♪ Popping bottles
and the swipe life ♪

♪ And she a bad
little Tinder ♪

♪ I think I love her
cause she swipe right ♪

♪ Ay bad lil bid die,
she known around the city ♪

♪ Not for showing
ass and titties ♪

♪ But for counting
dough and fifties ♪

♪ Got them blues in the safe
don't care who's in the face ♪

♪ She a boss she get a kick
off putting you in your place ♪

♪ She get a bag, uh,
you can't get her mad, uh ♪

♪ She know if a bitch
coming for her ♪

♪ They just doing bad, uh ♪

♪ She rocking designer
every season ♪

♪ She run up a check, she done
with her ex 'cause she don't need him ♪

♪ She worried bout
her own thing low key ♪

♪ She sipping on
some champagne no tea ♪

♪ She in the club with
all her girlfriends OD ♪

♪ Turning up and when the
check come she like it's on me ♪

♪ I fell in love
with a scam bitch ♪

♪ Saw the money
on the gram bitch ♪

♪ Not for nothing
she a keeper ♪

♪ She swiping
Master card and Visa ♪

♪ She addicted
to the night life ♪

♪ I think I love her
'cause she swipe right ♪

Shawna, no!
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