I'll never forget the first
Time I ever did a magic trick.
I'll never forget the first
Time I ever kissed a girl.
It was this trick called the
Disappearing bottle.
The girl's name was daflene.
See, the trick is you touch
A soda bottle to your head and
It disappears right before
Your eyes.
See, the trick is, you just
Gotta find a cute girl with
Really soft lips and nothin' to
Do.
Observe as I touch the bottle
To my head, and watch it
Disappear.
Disappear. Hey, I'm drake.
Hey, I'm drake.
Hey, I'm drake. Josha kazam!
Josha kazam!
M-maybe I should practice
Some more.
Maybe you should practice
Maybe you should practice some more.
Some more.
So, like six weeks later,
I go to the doctor and he takes
The cast off my arm, right?
So I go home thinkin'
Everything's fine.
But then days later, I'm
In my algebra ii class,
Like totally bored, so I start
Flappin' my hand around and I
Find out my wrist makes this
Funny sound...
Funny sound... [Flicking]
[Flicking]
Why are you doing that?
I'm showing 'em how my wrist
Makes that funny sound when I
Flap it.
[Flicking]
Walk away.
That wasn't nice.
Look, those two have jobs to
Do here, ok? And helen doesn't
Like it when employees--
Yaaaaahhh!!!
That's henry doheny!
He's one of the greatest
Magicians of all time!
He was blaine darvey's mentor!
Hey, when we get home, would
You make me some pudding?
Pardon me.
[Gasps] mr. Doheny.
Yes.
Have we met before?
N-no,
I-i'm just a huge fan of your
Magic, sir.
I remember, I was only seven
When my dad took me to see
You at the san diego mega dome
You at the san diego mega dome and i--[mumbling]
And i--[mumbling]
Never seen anyone do this?
Never seen anyone do this? [Flicking]
[Flicking]
♪ I never thought
That it'd be so simple, but
I found a way,
I found a way,
If you open up your mind,
It's gonna take some time
To realize,
But if you look inside,
I'm sure you'll find,
Over your shoulder,
You know that I told you
I'll always be picking you up
When you're down,
So just turn around,
So just turn around, ooh-ooh-ooh, oooooooh ♪
Ooh-ooh-ooh, oooooooh ♪
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm
Up, I'm up! Carry on.
I apologize for collapsing.
It's quite all right.
Well, it's--it's such an
Honor to meet you, mr. Doheny.
I'm josh nichols and this is my
Brother drake.
Henry doheny.
Yeah. I know.
So, what are you doing in
San diego?
Well, they've just built a
New barnyard burger down by the
Pier, and they've invited me to
Cut the ribbon at the grand
Opening.
Oh, cool.
You know, mr. Doheny...
Um...i'm sort of
An amateur magician myself.
Could I show you a trick?
By all means.
Ok! Um...
I will just take this ordinary
I will just take this ordinary quarter and...
Quarter and...
Where'd it go?
Well, if you look behind
Henry's ear. Oh, where is it?
Where--oh, oh! Ha ha ha!
Ohh!
Y-y-y-your ear's
Bleeding! What'd I do?!
You've done nothing wrong,
Josh. It's not real blood.
Consider yourself
Consider yourself counter-tricked. See?
Counter-tricked. See?
Oh! Oh!
Oh, that is great. Oh! Mmm!
Hey, listen, henry--henry, if
You need anything while you're
In town, let me give you all my
Info.
Well, that's very kind of
You, josh. You know, you're a
Delightfully awkward young man.
Ah. Everybody says that.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Well, I'm off.
Drake, josh.
Uhhh...is that blood all
Over your face?
Oh. Well, see--
Oh. Well, see-- I don't care.
I don't care.
[Television playing]
[Doorbell rings]
[Doorbell rings] you'll get it.
You'll get it.
Henry, hi!
Hello, josh.
I was in the neighborhood and
Remembered your kind invitation
Of yesterday, so...
How about lunch?
I was thinking you could
Prepare me a sandwich which I
Could then eat.
Yeah, yeah, sure, I'd love to
Make you a sandwich.
Megan, come here!
Hi. What?
Megan, this is henry doheny.
I'm gonna go make him a
Sandwich with some crinkle-cut
Fries and you keep him company.
Henry doheny...
Didn't you used to be like a
Really famous magician?
Hmm.
Why don't you reach into
That decorative trash can and
That decorative trash can and tell me?
Tell me?
Ahh!
A bunny!
Her name is cookie.
If you hold her close, she'll
Lick your nose.
Oh, my god, this is the
Cutest bunny I've ever seen.
Can I keep her?
I insist.
Thanks.
Thanks. You're so cute.
You're so cute.
Pick a card.
Fine.
Now what?
Put it back.
Very good.
So...what's my card?
So...what's my card? Cough.
Cough.
Cough. Now, open it up.
Now, open it up.
Is that your card?
Yeah, but could you do me a
Favor and not make things come
Outta my body?
One big sandwich and a side
Of crinkle-cut fries for
Henry doheny.
And beautifully prepared.
Doheny!
[Belch]
[Belch] do you have any pie?
Do you have any pie?
You are still reading
That magazine?
Yes. Oprah's gone sleeveless.
Yeah, she's a hero.
Go to bed.
Oh, yeah, it's almost
Midnight. Time to jammie it up.
Doheny!
Aah!
Henry--henry, how'd you get in
Our room?!
Yeah. I'm calling the cops.
Drake!
Look, what do you want?
Well, I know of this little
Club downtown where you can hear
The most titillating fusion
Jazz, and I thought you
Gentlemen might like to join me.
They have onion rings.
I don't know. It's pretty
Late. I don't know if our
Parents would let us go--
Hey, josh,
Do you have any foot cream I
Could--aren't you--
Henry doheny.
I thought so!
I've been a fan of your
Magic ever since I was a
Teenager.
What are you doing here?
He hid in our closet and now
He's trying to get me and josh
To go to some fusion jazz club
With him downtown.
The one with the onion
Rings?
The very same.
Oh, can I come?
The more, the magic-er.
I'll go get my keys.
I'll put on some fresh pants!
I'll be glad when you're all
Gone.
Have you seen my pants?
Drake, drake! The magic train
Is leaving! Have you seen my
Is leaving! Have you seen my pants?
Pants?
Hey, why are those guys
Wearing togas?
They're here to see
That movie about ancient rome.
Oh. Where is rome?
Romania?
Hey, you ever seen anyone do
This? [Flicking]
That's awesome!
Hey, do you know I can
Stick my whole fist in my mouth?
You cannot.
Watch.
Anyone for putt-putt?
Not now.
She's about to put her whole
Fist in her mouth.
Ah, that would be some trick.
Would you like to see a better
One?
No.
Sure.
Very well.
First I'll need...
First I'll need... This...
This...
This... Oh! God!
Oh! God!
One...
Two...
Doe-threenie!
What'd you do with her?!
Ha ha ha! A good magician
Never reveals his secrets.
Josh! Dude!
What?!
Your magic friend just made
My date disappear!
Man, I'm sick of that guy always
Bein' around.
I know, he's startin' to bug
Me, too.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
I'm gonna go talk to him. Hurry.
Hurry.
Putt, putt, putt, putt, putt.
Uh, henry...
Could I talk to you for a sec?
Well, of course.
Right over there.
Listen, henry, you're an
Awesome guy. Ok, a-a-and
One of the world's best
Magicians--
Save your breath, josh.
I know where this train's
Headed. You don't want me around
Anymore.
No one does.
What are you talking about?
You're famous.
They just paid you to open up
That barnyard burger place.
They didn't pay me.
I only went there because I had
A coupon.
No one's paid me to appear
Anywhere in over years.
Come on.
It's true.
I have nothing.
Nothing to do, nowhere to go.
Nothing to do, nowhere to go. These are my only pants.
These are my only pants.
Oh, hi. Excuse me.
Have you guys seen a girl,
About yay high? Possibly a fist
In her mouth? Hi, hi. Excuse me.
Have you seen a girl,
About '"? Possibly fist
In her mouth? No?
Come on. Oh, hey.
Did you talk to doheny, tell
Him to stop hangin' around
All the time?
Yeah.
And?
He's gonna be staying at our
House for the next couple of
Months.
Good--what?!
Dude, how could you have done
That? You know I can't--
I can't do--
I can't do-- [tapping]
[Tapping]
[Tapping] how'd I get in here?!
How'd I get in here?!
Hey, would you toss me my
Hey, would you toss me my slippers?
Slippers?
You know, if you're angry about
This, why don't you just say so?
I'm angry about this.
I don't get it. Why can't doheny
Sleep in the guest room?!
'Cause dad doesn't
Want to move his train set.
Oh, come on, just show me one
Trick.
Oh, very well.
Put your hands out and close
Your eyes.
Hands out, eyes closed.
Ha ha! This is so exciting.
Now it's time for me to bed...
But first for you, a shiny head.
But first for you, a shiny head. Doheny!
Doheny!
Ha ha! Check me out!
Honey! Mr. Doheny made me bald!
Well, now that your
Father is hairless and giddy,
What say we hit the hay?
What's that?
Oh, this is my sleep apnea
Machine. I have a terrible
Problem with snoring.
k*ll me.
But with this, I don't snore
A peep.
A peep. Night, henry.
Night, henry.
Night, henry. [Engine humming]
[Engine humming]
All right, that's it!
Drake! Don't!
[Mumbling]
I can't sleep with that leaf
Blower going, all right?
What do you want me to do,
Put him on the street?!
Perfect!
Come on, he's got nothing!
You can't--
Hey. Hey, I know what we can do.
So do i.
Henry--henry is in a
Slump, right?
So?
So, he just needs to get back
On stage and show everyone what
An incredible magician he is.
You know, people'll hear about
It, word'll spread, and he'll
Become rich and famous again and
He won't want to hang out with
Us.
Well, how do I sleep tonight?
Looks like he's asleep.
Let's just turn off his machine.
[Engine shuts down]
[Engine shuts down] [snoring]
[Snoring]
No, no, no, absolutely not.
You won't do a magic show?
No, you can't put ketchup on
An omelet.
It's just wrong.
What do you think
About our idea of you doin' a
Big comeback magic show?
[Sighs] I don't know.
It's been such a long time.
Drake and I will help you.
We'll help you set up the whole
Thing.
Well, I guess I have nothing
To lose.
Perfect!
This friday night.
If you say so.
[Beeps]
Ooh, we're gonna be late for
School. Come on. Let's go.
Yeah. All right.
Come on.
Come on. Oh, my omelet.
Oh, my omelet.
I know a cool trick you could
Do.
Do you?
Mm-hmm.
It's something no magician's
Ever done before and I bet it'd
Put you right back on top.
Do tell.
Ok, grab that pad and pen.
Doheny!
Ok. First note. Stop doing
That.
That. Right.
Right.
Right. Let's do this.
Let's do this.
[Music playing]
Ladies and gentlemen!
Nice outfits!
We are proud to introduce
One of the greatest magicians
The world has ever known.
Henry doheny!
Thank you, thank you, one and
All.
Tonight, I will be performing an
Illusion never before attempted.
Prepare to have your
Imaginations challenged and
Your fancies tickled.
Spotlight!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to
You the box of impalement!
Ooh.
And now...
And now... We begin!
We begin!
Swords!
Swords! Swords!
Swords!
Swords! [Audience gasps]
[Audience gasps]
More swords!
More swords! More swords!
More swords!
More swords! [Screams]
[Screams]
Now, some of you may
Be asking yourselves...
How could any man live with
Four swords thrust through his
Body?
Well, don't ask us.
Ask...
Doheny!
[Gasps]
Are you pointing at the right
Spot?
Yes, I'm pointing to the
Right spot!
Well, where is he?!
Well, where is he?! What is going on?
What is going on?
Doheny?
We need a doctor!
I'm a doctor!
I'm a doctor! Turn on the lights!
Turn on the lights!
Turn on the lights! He's dead.
He's dead.
We are gathered here today to
Celebrate the wonderful life
And cruel death
Of the great henry doheny.
Years ago, henry
Revolutionized magic with his
Trademark illusions: levitating
Monkeys, turning the moon
Brown...
But henry doheny was more than
Just a magician impaled before
Just a magician impaled before his time.
His time.
Henry was a complex man--
Doheny!
What the--he's alive!
That's impossible!
He had no pulse!
Yes, my greatest trick ever.
Henry doheny is back from
Henry doheny is back from the dead!
The dead!
Why didn't you let us in on
The trick?
Yeah, why'd you scare us to
Death?
Boys, it was your reactions
Of horror and guilt that helped
Make the illusion so convincing.
Brilliant.
Yes. Thank you.
Yeah, it's even better than
The transparent trouser trick.
Which reminds me.
Doheny!
Look!
Look! Oh, my!
Oh, my!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it! [Yelling]
[Yelling]
[Television playing]
[Doorbell rings]
You'll get it.
I don't see why--
I don't see why-- now.
Now.
Doheny.
Henry. Hi, come on in.
You know they've been talking
About your trick all over the
News. It was even on
[Span]good morning today.[/Span]
Oh, I know.
In fact, I just signed a
Five-year deal with nero's
Castle in las vegas.
I'll be performing there for
Half a decade to the tune of
$ Million.
That's insane!
Isn't it? Megan...
Since you thought of the trick
That put my career back on
Track, I think you should share
In my good fortune.
For you.
A check for $,?!
Uh, we helped you, too,
Remember?
Yeah.
Oh, I couldn't forget you
Boys.
Here.
Yo-yo's for each of you.
Come, ladies.
We're off to las vegas!
Oh, wait! Mr. Doheny.
Yes?
Before you go, would you
Mind putting my hair back?
People keep laughing at me.
People keep laughing at me. Yeah, it's the hair.
Yeah, it's the hair.
Of course, walter. Eyes
Of course, walter. Eyes closed.
Closed.
Where'd he go?
Vegas.
Mr. Doheny, what about my
Hair?!
Buy a wig! Ha ha ha ha!
04x06 - The Great Doheny
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Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.
Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.