02x15 - Presto Pants

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Fresh b*at Band". Aired: August 24, 2009 – December 7, 2013.*
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02x15 - Presto Pants

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- ♪ On guitar ♪

- ♪ Kiki ♪

- ♪ On keyboards ♪

- ♪ Shout ♪

- ♪ On drums ♪

- ♪ Marina ♪

- ♪ And the real mc ♪

- ♪ Twist in the house ♪

All: ♪ get on up ♪

♪ Clap your hands ♪

♪ When you hear the fresh b*at band ♪

♪ Dance and move to our song ♪

♪ Join the band and play along ♪

♪ Get the b*at ♪

♪ Fresh b*at ♪

♪ Feel the b*at ♪

♪ Fresh b*at ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- ♪ Fresh ♪

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- ♪ Fresh beats ♪

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ Get the b*at ♪ - ♪ get the b*at ♪

- ♪ The fresh b*at band ♪

- Twist steps to the line.

He gets ready to sh**t the basketball.

And he makes the basket,

And the crowd goes wild.

[Both imitating crowd cheering]

Whoo!

- We do it for you!

- Playing basketball is awesome,

Especially if you pretend there's a crowd watching.

- Shout's got the ball with seconds left.

Fancy footwork. He spins. He sh**t.

He...misses.

Both: ooh.

Ah.

- Well, you know, he was really close.

- I guess that move needs a little more practice, huh?

- Hey, guys.

You know what really needs more practice?

Our new fresh b*at dance for school.

- Hey! - Whoo!

Nice sh*t, kiki. - Thanks.

- Wow. - You too, marina.

- I really want to practice our dance,

But I really want to keep playing basketball too.

- Me too.

- Check out this move.

[Cheers and applause]

Stylin'.

- Hey. Hey. Watch me now.

[Cheers and applause]

- Hey, guys, wait till you hear this kickin' music

We found for our dance.

Check it out.

[Lively dance music]

- Whoa. That music's fast.

- I know. It's totally presto.

&Quot;presto" means the speed of the music is really fast.

♪ ♪

- Hey. That's good dancing music.

[Laughter]

- And cool basketball playing music.

- Dude.

- Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- Yeah, if you're thinking about putting together

Some awesome dance steps with some great basketball moves.

- Yeah, so we can dance

And play basketball

At our dance show tonight.

- Perfect.

- Oh, 'cause I was thinking

How great a groovy grape smoothie would taste.

But basketball and dancing is cool too.

- Come on.

Let's dance.

All: ♪ shoo shoo-be-doo-wop ♪

- ♪ Feel your feet moving ♪

All: ♪ shoo shoo cha-cha ♪

- ♪ Shoo-be-doo-a-doo-wah ♪

All: ♪ shoo shoo-be-doo-wop ♪

♪ Come along and groove out ♪

All: ♪ kick up your shoes ♪

♪ Just got to move ♪

♪ Move your feet and have fun ♪

♪ Get on up and let's dance, everyone ♪

♪ Move smooth and easy ♪

- ♪ Flow light and breezy ♪

All: ♪ shake, spin, or slide ♪

All: ♪ twirl, whirl, and glide ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

All: ♪ jump, tap, and hop ♪

♪ Your dancing feet won't stop ♪

♪ Kick up your shoes ♪

♪ Just got to move ♪

♪ Move your feet and have fun ♪

♪ Get on up and let's dance, everyone ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Ch-ch-chika-ch-chika check it out ♪

♪ Shimmy, shake, jiggle and quake ♪

♪ Pop lock, heel rock, jitterbug ♪

♪ Cut a rug, and break ♪

♪ Juke, tap, slap five, flip, and freeze ♪

♪ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, toes, and knees ♪

♪ Whoa, doesn't matter what dance you do ♪

♪ One step's fun to do, so how about two? ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ fingers snapping ♪

♪ Heels get to clicking, flap your arms ♪

♪ To the funky chicken ♪

♪ Mama-te-de-cama-shake-your bumba-to-the-rumba ♪

♪ Samba to la bamba like ay carumba ♪

♪ Before this dance can be dismissed ♪

♪ Everybody in the place got to do the ♪

All: ♪ twist ♪ - ♪ and I'm out ♪

All: ♪ kick up your shoes ♪

- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

- ♪ Just got to move ♪

- ♪ Move your feet ♪

- ♪ Move your feet and have fun ♪

♪ Get on up and let's dance, everyone ♪

♪ Kick up your shoes ♪

- ♪ Hey, yeah ♪

All: ♪ just got to move ♪

- ♪ Ooh, ooh, whoa ♪

All: ♪ move your feet and have fun ♪

- ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪

All: ♪ get on up and let's dance, everyone ♪

♪ ♪

- All right, watch this.

- Hey. - Nice.

- Whoo!

- Great move, kiki. - Thank you.

- Yeah, that'll totally work in our basketball dance.

Check this out.

- Whoo.

- Marina.

Basketball and dancing go great together.

Ha!

- Hey, guys.

I'm going to try a super-fast basketball dance move.

Watch this.

- Cool.

Yeah.

- Whoo!

Well, that didn't quite work.

I can't seem to move fast enough

And keep up with the really fast presto music.

- I got this. - Okay.

Whoo!

Sorry, guys.

- It's okay.

- Thanks.

Yeah, I can't go that fast either.

- All right. I think I'm gonna have a try.

Whoo!

Oops.

I jumped right out of my shoes.

- You know what I think we need to do right now?

- Put my shoes back on?

- Yes.

And keep practicing my dance move for the dance tonight.

[Together] yeah.

- Now I'm going to try my basketball dance

To our super-fast b*at.

♪ ♪

Whoa!

- [Laughs]

- Now I'm going to try my basketball dance

To our super-fast b*at.

♪ ♪

- Slow it down.

- [Breathing heavily]

Now I'm going to try my basketball dance

To our super-fast b*at.

♪ ♪

My shoes got tied.

- Oh, no! - Careful, pal.

- Ah!

[Slowly] now I'm going to try my basketball dance move

To this super-fast b*at.

[Groans]

- Are you okay?

I gotta tell ya, you've looked better.

- Get up.

- Oh! - Whoa!

- I still can't do my super-fast dance move.

It's making me want to go bananas.

- Bananas.

- Somebody said bananas.

- Well, when you're feeling kind of stuck...

- Sometimes you just gotta go...

[Together] bananas!

- ♪ If you're feeling kind of stuck ♪

♪ And you just can't shake it ♪

♪ You need a fresh new plan ♪

♪ But you just can't make it ♪

♪ Well, don't give up, nuh-uh ♪

♪ Don't you quit ♪

♪ Come on, let loose, do a banana split, yeah ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ We just got to go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Aaaay-yai-yai yai-yai ♪

- ♪ Go a little ♪

- ♪ Ape, sometimes you just can't help it ♪

- ♪ I've got to jump and dance around ♪

♪ I just have to move it ♪

- ♪ I'm a jiggly wild thing, I just can't quit ♪

- ♪ Let's giggle, let's wiggle, let's banana split, yeah ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ We just got to go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

- ♪ Now tell me who's the smoothest fruit rock ♪

♪ In the cool yellow suit? ♪

- ♪ Take the "b" to the "a" to the "n" ♪

- ♪ And bring it back again ♪

- ♪ The "a" to the "n" to the "a" ♪

♪ And I just got to say ♪

- ♪ B-a-n-a-n-a ♪

- ♪ Go bananas, hey ♪

- ♪ Go banana, toe banana, listen to me flow banana ♪

- ♪ &Quot;b" banana, "c" banana, hanging in a tree banana ♪

♪ Banana bread, banana said ♪

- ♪ Banana yellow, green, and red ♪

- ♪ Peel banana, feel banana, keeping it real banana ♪

- ♪ Yo banana, go banana, b-a-n-a-n-a, hey ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ We just got to go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

- ♪ Let's go bananas ♪

All: ♪ na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ We just got to go bananas ♪

- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

All: ♪ na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

[Cheering]

- Feel better, shout?

- Yeah, you know, going bananas always makes me feel better.

But I've been practicing and practicing,

And I still can't do my super-fast basketball dance.

- Well, that's okay. We can do our dance without it.

- But I really want to do my move.

It goes perfect with our super-fast dance music.

[Together] hmm.

- Hey, I know.

Wouldn't it be cool if...

We got some pants,

And then we added some switches and buttons and levers and stuff

That made them go really, really fast,

And then when we put our pants on,

We could all do shout's

Super-fast basketball dancey move.

Ah?

- That would be cool.

- What, really?

- Yeah. - [Laughs]

- No, twist, I actually mean that would be cool.

- She thinks that'd be cool.

- We'll build some fancy basketball dancing pants.

- Yeah, and since our basketball music is really fast...

♪ ♪

We can call them presto pants.

- Well, all right then.

Let's go figure out how to make some presto pants.

- Yee-ha!

[Laughter]

- Okay, let's use the computer

To decide what we want our presto pants to look like.

Oh, no.

- Too short.

- Ah, too stripey.

- Not loving it. - Mm-mm.

- Hold on.

I think we found our pants.

- All right.

- Kind of basketbally,

Kind of dancey.

- Kind of perfect. - Yeah.

- Oh, let's put some dials and some switches

So they can move really fast.

- And buttons.

To turn the pants on and off.

[Laughter]

All: awesome.

- Okay.

Let's print out the instructions to build these presto pants.

- Ooh.

- Well, first, we're going to need to get some pants.

- Yeah, yeah.

Ooh, and a bunch of parts,

Like buttons and wires and dials.

- Okay, you guys get the parts.

- And we'll get the pants.

- We get to go part shopping.

- Let's go.

- Ha!

- That's all the parts.

- Well, presto pants take a lot of parts.

- We've got the pants.

- Then let's build some presto pants.

- Cool.

- See what we got.

Screwdriver.

- Screwdriver.

Yeah, yeah. Perfect.

- Sproingy spring.

- Sproingy spring.

- String cheese.

- String cheese.

- Oh, thanks, kiki.

Building presto pants makes me hungry.

- Me too. - Oh, yeah.

Me too.

- Okay, back to building the presto pants.

We did it!

We built the presto pants.

- I hope they go fast enough

To help us do shout's super-fast dance.

- Well, there's only one way to find out.

- Oh, twist, don't push that button!

Oh, whoo!

- Until we have them on.

- Oops.

- Hip-hop and pop-- our pants ran out the door.

[Together] follow those pants!

[Lively instrumental music]

♪ ♪

Come back, pants!

Come back, pants!

- Boy, shout's presto pants sure are super-fast.

Whoo!

- Pants! Pants! Pants!

♪ ♪

- There! There they go!

♪ ♪

- Where did the pants go?

- There they are!

- Ha!

- Get 'em!

- Whoa.

Wow.

Shout's pants have some really cool moves.

[Lively acoustic strumming]

- Hey, reed.

- Hey, fresh beats.

- Wow, reed, have you seen my pants?

- What?

- Never mind.

- Hmm.

♪ ♪

[Suspicious reggae music]

♪ ♪

[Button beeps]

- Gotcha, presto pants!

- You did it! We caught the pants.

Now let's go put them on and get ready to do our show.

- Ha!

[Together] cool pants.

- And we got them on just in time.

Our dance show's about to start.

- Okay, on the count of three,

Everybody turn on their presto pants.

One, two, three.

Whoa!

All right.

Let's try my super-fast basketball dance move.

[Lively dance music]

[Laughter]

- Whoo! - Whoo!

- Awesome.

- All right, let's hurry to music school.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

- Hey, fresh beats.

- Hey, reed! - Can't talk.

- Pants too fast. - Your shoe's untied.

- Thanks.

- Whoa.

- Ugh. We forgot our basketballs.

- We gotta go back.

- Whoa!

- Hey, fresh beats.

- Hey, reed. - Still can't talk.

- Our basketballs. - Other shoe's untied.

- Thanks.

- Whoo!

- Whoa!

- Back up. - Back up!

- Whoa!

- Oh, fresh beats, you're just in time.

You're about to go on. And...

They're on.

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ You know our hook's hot ♪

- ♪ Do the basketball dance ♪

- ♪ Got a jump sh*t ♪

- ♪ Do the basketball dance ♪

- ♪ It's a lay-up ♪

- ♪ Do the basketball dance ♪

- ♪ So pick your play up ♪

- ♪ When you do the basketball dance ♪

♪ Can't go slow ♪

♪ Whoa, oh ♪

♪ When you go presto ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Presto, fast, not slow ♪

♪ Game's on, come on, let's go ♪

♪ Here we go, presto ♪

♪ Here we go, presto ♪

♪ Fast, fast, presto ♪

♪ Your toes got to go ♪

♪ Fast, fast, presto ♪

♪ Your toes got to go ♪

♪ Fast, fast, presto ♪

♪ Your toes got to go ♪

♪ Here we go, presto ♪

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

- ♪ Yo, we slam dunk ♪

- ♪ Do the basketball dance ♪

- ♪ And when you hear the funk ♪

- ♪ Do the basketball dance ♪

- ♪ Make the place rock ♪

- ♪ Do the basketball dance ♪

- ♪ And b*at the sh*t clock ♪

- ♪ When you do the basketball dance ♪

♪ Can't go slow ♪

♪ Whoa, oh ♪

- ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ When you go presto ♪

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ Go, oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ Go, oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ Presto, fast, not slow ♪

- ♪ Game's on, come on, let's go ♪

- ♪ Here we go, presto ♪

- ♪ Here we go, presto ♪

♪ Fast, fast, presto ♪

♪ Your toes got to go ♪

♪ Fast, fast, presto ♪

♪ Your toes got to go ♪

♪ Fast, fast, presto ♪

♪ Your toes got to go ♪

♪ Here we go, presto ♪

- ♪ Do the basketball dance ♪

- Well, my super-fast dance move worked great in our dance.

- Yeah, it did.

- The whole dance was kicking.

- Super sweet.

- Wow, fresh beats,

I loved your basketball dance.

- Thanks, ms. Piccolo.

- You did a good job keeping up with the fast music.

It was really presto.

Can you show me that super-fast basketball move again?

- Oh, you mean this one?

- Three, four.

♪ ♪

Whoo!

- Yeah, that's the one.

I love it!

[Laughing]

- Hang on.

Did we just do shout's

Super-fast basketball dance move

Without the presto pants?

- Yeah.

- Ha!

- I guess we practiced it so many times,

We learned to do it without them.

- Practice makes perfect.

All: oh!

Yeah!

- What a great dance.

- What a great day.

- ♪ It goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Come on ♪

[Together] ♪ la, la-la-la ♪

♪ La, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la-la, la-la ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ It was a super way ♪

♪ To spend some time together ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ The very best day ♪

♪ And nothing could be better ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ All the music we'll play ♪

♪ It's always a great day ♪

- ♪ And nothing ♪

[Together] ♪ could be better ♪

♪ Any time we get together ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ It was a super way ♪

♪ To spend some time together ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ The very best day ♪

♪ And nothing could be better ♪

- ♪ We'll sing and we'll play ♪

♪ We'll kick it our way ♪

- ♪ We'll hip-hop ♪

[Together] ♪ and pop ♪

♪ The music party won't stop ♪

[Upbeat hip-hop music]

- ♪ Go presto ♪ - ♪ pants ♪

- ♪ Go presto ♪ - ♪ pants ♪

- ♪ Go presto ♪ - ♪ pants ♪

- ♪ Go presto ♪ - ♪ pants ♪

- ♪ Go presto ♪

[Laughter]

[Together] ♪ we had a great day ♪

♪ It was a super way ♪

♪ To spend some time together ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ The very best day ♪

♪ With friends, it's always better ♪

- ♪ It goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Come on ♪

[Together] ♪ la, la-la-la ♪

♪ La, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la-la, la-la ♪

- Yeah.
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