♪
Man, that party was off the
hook last night!
Dude, why didn't you come?
There were many fine honeys
there, and what do you do?
Sit at home obsessing over one
girl.
What's so great about this
Serena chick anyway?
I can't explain it.
She's just amazing.
Yeah-ha-ha!
[Chanting] Weasel, Weasel!
Weasel, Weasel!
Oh, yeah, the Mighty Weasels
are in town, rabies and all.
Hey, boys.
You know that's just a
standee, right?
That may be, but even their
image captured on cardboard
leaves me humbled and small.
Got your tickets yet?
No.
I slept in a tent outside the
mall, two months ago, because
I love the great outdoors.
Okay then.
Keep your eye on the "J"
because, today, I'm going to
find the perfect job, but first,
a coffee.
NIKKI: Since when does he
drink coffee?
Since Charmaine started
working at Grind Me.
Man, she is chi-chi poo-poo
la-la hot!
I give him seconds before
she lays him out.
I don't know, Nikki, Jonesy's
been training hard for this
moment, and he's got a lethal
combination of passion and
focus.
So I said to him, "If you
call this a chai soya latte,
then that must make me the
Easter bunny."
[Laughing]
So you're really the
Regional Manager?
You look so young.
Uh, Jonesy, I need cents.
I'm a bit strapped until
payday, buddy, sorry.
Where were we?
What payday?
You don't have a job.
[Gasping]
Liar!
Ugh!
Oh!
Oh, ah, I hate to see
that happen to our champion.
Nice call, under seconds.
Ah, I'm short.
SERENA: Hi, Wyatt.
Oh, uh, hi, Serena.
Next time you order a big
grown-up coffee, count your
allowance first.
I'll spot him.
Thanks, Serena.
[Sighing]
See you at work.
Smooth.
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
starting to find my way ♪
♪ Got a new job
gonna start at the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen sixteen
♪ Got to make the good
times last ♪
The fall lines are out
already, and I can't even afford
these.
Welcome to the real world.
Maybe I can will some life
back into it.
Didn't that credit card
destroyed?
Duh, I had a back-up.
[Humming]
What are you doing?
Challenging energy from this
magazine into Daddy's credit
card.
Can I get a lemonade
smoothie?
The power of this pink
cardigan will now permeate the
card and increase the credit
limit.
Look, if you're not too busy,
I need a lemonade smoothie.
Oh, sure.
Now , where did that
"on" switch go again?
It's on the front of the
blender.
Oh, yeah!
[Whizzing]
Are you sure you've got the
hang of this?
Completely.
Voila: one lemonade.
[Coughing]
Ah, that's disgusting,
Caitlin!
Well, there won't be any
lemonade soon if someone doesn't
order more lemons.
Uh, that would be your job.
Jen-- [Laughing]-- here they
are, those new pink slides I was
telling you about.
Aren't they adorable?
Okay, you don't have much of
a work ethic, do you?
I'll bet you don't even have
chores at home.
I do so!
Like, this one time, my dad made
me skim our pool before a party.
It's a lemon.
How hard can it be?
[Slamming]
I'm okay.
[Nervous laughing]
How does this thing open again?
[Sighing]
♪ Bow down
to the leather king ♪
[Muzak playing]
Yarrgh!
[Teeth chattering]
What the--
I thought you might like a
little cheese to go with those
crackers.
Bro, that stuff, like,
sucks the life force out of you.
You do not want to mess with
that.
Yeah, well, you can't hog the
new Weasels CD all day.
This you are not going to
believe.
You got promoted out of
country and western?
No, it's actually better.
You are looking at the owner of
two backstage passes to the
Mighty Weasels concert!
Awesome!
Wyatt, man, I just want to let
you know that I'd be honoured
to come.
You are the best friend a dude
could ever have.
♪ I am a fierce
little carnivore ♪
♪ Crawling's what I live for
Uh, ow, urgh!
Nice try, skater boy.
Wyatt's taking me.
I can't wait to meet Hamster and
Road k*ll.
They rock!
No, back that up.
I am the Weasels' number one
fan.
Oh, is this the key chain of
a moderate fan?
I think not.
Whoa, my two best friends and
both huge Weaselers?
I'm going to need to get back
to you guys on this one.
CAITLIN: Let's see.
Oh, open!
Was that there a minute ago?
Ola, senorita!
Jonesy!
What are you doing here?
This is my new gig.
I've got a solid feeling about
this one.
This is amazing.
Now we get to hang together all
day.
Me casa es sus casa.
It has been so boring here.
I almost started doing math
homework just to k*ll time.
No worries; Senior Jonesy has
the keys to the lime, and he's
going to drive us to
Fiestaville.
Yi-yi, yi-yi, ya-ya!
All right!
[Swirling lemonade]
[Spitting]
This sucks.
I hereby christen me the Party
Lime!
[Smashing]
[Mexican music playing]
TOGETHER: Yi-yi, yi-yi,
ya-ya!
[Snoring]
Hmm?
Hello.
Could I try these pants on?
Are you sure you want to?
Urgh, this way.
So do these pants come--
[Slamming door]
[Yawning]
CAITLIN: A little to the
right.
[Music playing]
Hey.
Caitlin, I am so bored.
What's going on over there?
Let's see.
We're just putting the
finishing touches on the lime.
NIKKI: [span tts:fontStyle="italic"]The lime?
Yeah, Jonesy's new job.
And Jude's ditched the Stick-It
counter again.
Oh, there's Jude.
Hmm, he's started drinking
coffee.
He's what?
Yeah, he's over at Nice
Cinnabuns ordering what looks
like a double tall cappuccino.
Jude doesn't touch coffee.
He's much too wired already.
Huh, this can only mean one
thing.
Excuse me, I need a change
room.
Yeah, well, just pick one.
If someone's in there already,
go nuts.
How is it going up there?
Chiquita, we're going to make
this food court rock!
You're really on a mission.
I think I finally found
my niche.
See, I'm not just selling lime
juice; I'm selling lime
lifestyle: "limestyle!"
I don't believe it.
Hey, what the?
Sshh, I'm trying to listen
here.
Here you go, buddy, just the
way you like it, dude.
Why, that little suck up!
So that's the way he wants to
play this, huh?
Friendship is one thing, but
backstage Weasel passes: no.
This means w*r.
Oh, hi.
A real life customer!
It's been, like, forever.
What can I get you?
Actually, they just ran out
of straws at the lime.
Can I get one from you?
Here, take the whole box.
I'm sure Jonesy needs it more
than I do.
Great.
[Mexican music playing]
Coming through, amigos!
Oh.
Hi, guys.
What will it be?
Mm-hmm.
[Door slamming]
[Giggling]
Hey, what's going on here?
Have you two seen Caitlin, the
lemon girl?
Hey, I'm talking to you, boy.
[Kissing]
[Screaming]
♪ Olé
♪ Olé
♪ Olé
Hey, boss.
What do you think you're
doing?
The conga!
I wasn't selling anything at the
Squeeze anyway so I thought I
might as well close up.
Sales are down, way down.
If things don't improve, we may
have to pack it in and move the
lemon.
That is a great idea, and
I've got the best location.
It's right next to my favourite
little knitwear store on the
second floor.
Save it, Caitlin.
There's only room for one giant
fruit in this mall.
We'll be moving to the East End
strip mall.
[Dramatic music playing]
Strip mall?
[Screaming]
Stay calm.
Frown lines are ugly.
Frown lines are ugly.
Jen, strip mall, Big Squeeze!
[Sighing]
Excuse me for a minute, sir.
What's with you?
I don't know, Jen.
I thought having Jonesy around
would be so much, fun but his
lime is blowing a lemon out of
the water, and now Big Steve
wants to move it to a--
A what?
You can tell me.
A strip mall!
[Wailing]
Aharrrr!
What am I going to do?
I'll never see you guys ever
again, and the nicest retail in
sight will be a - !
Listen to me, Cate.
You've got to pull yourself
together.
[Crying]
Just do the best job you can do.
Actually being at the Squeeze
would help and everything might
work out.
[Crashing]
Might work out?
That's terrible advice.
I'm in serious trouble here.
I need party ideas!
Okay.
How about Christmas in July?
Really?
You think people would go for
that?
Sure, why not?
Okay, thanks.
Call Nikki.
I bet they're not using those
Khaki Barn Christmas decorations
this month.
CAITLIN: Okay!
[Child screaming]
[Phone ringing]
Good afternoon.
Khaki Barn.
Hi, is Nikki there?
We don't know where Nikki is,
but if you see her, could you go
ahead and tell her there's a
whole table to fold with her
name on it?
Thanks.
Huh.
Okay, I've restocked the
cowboy classic section, got new
batteries for your Discman, and
here are your cell phone
messages.
I wrote them all down.
Yi-yi, yi-yi, yah!
Seniors et senoritas, it's
time to mamba on down to the
party lime for booming beats and
tasty treats.
He's so going to get fired.
Ah, yeah!
Check it out.
Guess who just scored ,
points on the Jungulator?
Mm-hmm, let's see.
You?
Good guess, but no.
It was this gentleman right
here, folks.
Really?
You entered my initials?
I even signed your autograph
for some fans.
They were all like, "Wyatt, I am
not worthy."
Dude, you're a legend down
there.
Thanks, man.
I've always wanted to be a
legend.
Oh, good one, jungle boy, but
this w*r isn't over yet.
[Mexican music playing]
[Christmas Muzak playing]
Isn't this fun?
Who wants an eggnog-flavoured
lemonade?
Yi-yi, yi-yi, ya-ya!
Yi-yi, yi-yi, ya-ya!
Yikes, look at the time.
I've got to get back to work.
Me, too.
[Christmas Muzak playing]
I just wanted to take this
opportunity to wish you the best
for the, uh, holiday season.
I am so finished.
Don't worry, things will pick
up.
Everybody loves Christmas in
July!
[Cheering]
Those traitors!
I guess I can't really blame
them.
This party does suck.
[Clicking fingers]
Hola, senoritas!
When are you coming over to
shake what your mommas give you?
You don't get it, do you?
What?
This lemon's going down.
Big Steve says there's only
room for one darn fruit in this
here mall-- [Sobbing]-- and it
looks like you're it.
[Crying]
Whoa, that's heavy.
I thought a Christmas party
would be cool, but there's no
competing with with you.
Who said anything about
competing?
I was just doing what I do
best.
This calls for a change of
plans.
No lemons are leaving this mall
if I have anything to do with
it.
All you have to do is learn how
to make decent drinks.
Yours suck.
I'll take care of the rest.
I will rock this giant fruit so
hard that I will get the lime
kicked out of the mall first.
You'd do that for me?
I was probably going to get
fired anyway.
Might as well go out with a
partay!
[Clicking fingers]
It looks like I've got some
recipes to learn.
[Blowing]
Okay, water, lemons and sugar!
I knew I was forgetting
something.
Mm-hmm.
I brought some sushi for
your-- lunch.
Lunch is under control,
courtesy of Stick-It.
What, no mustard?
Coming up.
Nice.
Hmm.
[Dinging]
Just because we are such good
friends, I'm going to do you a
huge favour.
Huh!
You're not going to talk to
Serena, are you?
You'll mess everything up.
What "everything" are you
talking about?
Have you ever even spoken to
her?
As a matter of fact, we've
exchanged over words, all of
them quality.
Don't worry, girls have this
code.
Hearing that a guy is great from
another girl is like gold.
[Slapping back]
[Cracking knuckles]
Hey, Nikki, what's up?
Oh, just getting psyched for
the Mighty Weasels' concert.
Oh, yeah, I heard about it.
It sounds good.
I'm hoping to hook up with
Wyatt.
He's going too.
Really, you and Wyatt?
You guys hang, huh?
I know he works in country,
but Wyatt's vibe is strictly
punk.
There's a lot going on under
that, uh, mature exterior.
Really?
Wyatt is so smart and so
poetic.
Hmm, he is kind of cute.
Oh, but totally out of my
league.
He's more into your type.
Really?
Now, my friend, all you have
to do is ask.
Wow, thanks, Nikki.
If this Serena thing works out,
consider yourself a member of
Wyatt's inner circle.
Thanks.
And inner-circle people are
Mighty Weasel people.
[Panting]
One mustard for the
gentleman, huh?
Oh, yeah, just put it down
over there.
Nikki?
Ah, don't mind if I do.
Hey, what happened here?
That's for me to know and you
to find out, sucker!
Hmmm.
Jonesy, come and test this.
[Swirling]
Now that's what I call
lemonade.
[Giggling]
How's your plan coming along?
No sweat.
If there's one thing the
Jones-meister is good at, it's
getting fired.
[span tts:fontStyle="italic"]Today is the day for this mall
[span tts:fontStyle="italic"]to partay!
[span tts:fontStyle="italic"]Free drinks for every party
[span tts:fontStyle="italic"]lime customer!
[Cheering]
[Mexican music playing]
Wyatt, man, I know it's going
to be touch choosing between me
and Nikki, but I just wanted you
to know that Nikki makes fun of
the way you dance.
I do not!
Does this look familiar,
Nikki?
Well, at least I don't--
[Kissing]-- all over Serena when
Wyatt's not looking.
Lies, man, all lies!
Whoa, whoa, little scrappers.
I'm in good deed mode these
days.
Maybe I can settle this fight by
taking that pass off your hands.
ALL: No!
Jonesy, I heard you're
throwing a wicked party in a
giant lime.
Yeah, dude, we heard it was
out of control.
Heck, yeah it is.
Follow the tunes, hombres, right
to the heart of the food court,
and tell the rest of the team!
You rock, babe!
And how does Mr. Good Deeds
feel about booting Caitlin out
on her butt with his party lime?
Ah, ye of little faith.
Speaking of the lime, who's
watching it?
[Mexican music playing]
Limbo contest!
[Cheering]
La vida loca time, amigos!
Yi-yi, yi-yi, ya-ya!
[Cheering]
Hi, Jonesy.
Great party.
Yrrr!
[Screaming]
[Yelling]
Whoa!
[Crashing]
[Crowd gasping]
MAN: That's got to hurt!
Phew!
Oh, hey, there, boss.
You can stop calling me that
right now.
You're fired!
Yes!
Hmmm!
Do you have any idea how many
complaints I've had from store
owners, customers and even
security?
As of right now, I am shutting
this lime down!
CROWD: Ah, man!
MAN: Brutal!
Thirsty party people, I've
got awesome drinks over here!
[Cheering]
That was somewhat human of
you, Jonesy.
And you thought I never used
my popularity for good.
SERENA: This lemonade rocks.
Too bad about your party,
Jonesy.
See you at Grind Me later?
You got it, gorgeous.
[Kissing]
There you go: two lemonades.
Here's your change.
Oh!
Well, it looks like the Big
Squeeze can stay put after all.
That's incredible!
Free drinks for everyone!
[Cheering]
Ah!
If you buy , I mean.
Ah!
What are you so happy
about?
You got fired, again.
And your lime's in some
wrecking yard.
Ah, but you see, this time I
tried to get canned.
I feel a real sense of
accomplishment.
You're the best.
Maybe I was a little hard on
you.
That was actually kind of
classy.
Funny because, frankly, I'm
disgusted by the way you two
have behaved.
Huh?
So I won't be giving these to
either of you.
You should have looked at your
selfless friend Jonesy here as
an example.
All right, Mighty Weasels,
here we come!
Hey, Wyatt, can't wait for
our big Weasel date; just you,
me, Hamster and Road k*ll.
Hmm.
BOTH: Get him!
[Laughing]
Give me those passes!
Hand 'em over, dude.
SERENA: Hi, Wyatt.
Hey, Serena, how's it going?
Better than you, I think.
Want me to keep those passes dry
for you?
See you at the concert, baby.
NIKKI: Baby?
Whoa, dude, that chick really
digs you.
Yeah, normally I'd tear you
limb from limb, but nice going,
stud.
♪
01x04 - A Lime to Party
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.