-Where's the mop?
Where's the mop?
-In the broom closet.
Why?
-Because when that bathtub
overflows it really overflows.
[music]
-Dennis!
Hey Dennis!
Come on out, Dennis!
-I can't come out now, Tommy.
I'm out in the patio
flying my kite.
-But Mr. Wilson just went
in to take his exercises.
-Is he gonna ride his bike?
-He sure is.
-Well, I'll be right out if
he's gonna ride his bike.
-Dennis, how many times
have I told you not--
[doorbell rings]
-Mrs. Mitchell?
-Yes?
-Here's your dry cleaning.
-Oh, fine.
You're new, aren't you?
-Yes, ma'am.
That'll be $ . .
-All righty, I'll get my purse.
Would you hold this
for me, please?
-Well, it takes all kinds.
-Hello.
Dennis left his scooter
in the driveway again.
-Afternoon, I'm the
new laundry man.
-Oh.
Wrapping something?
-Oh, you're wife just went
upstairs to get her purse.
I'm holding her kite for her.
-Her kite?
-She's really got it up there.
-Here you are.
$ . .
-Thank you.
Your husband's
holding your kite.
-Thank you.
-Bye.
-Honey, what in the
world are you doing?
-I'm not doing anything.
Dennis tied his kite to
the one antique we own.
If I hadn't rescued
it just in time,
we'd have had an
end table in orbit.
-Dennis left his scooter
in the driveway again.
I ran over it.
-Oh, honey.
He'll be sick about it.
Can it be fixed?
-I'm afraid not.
It's smashed to smithereens.
-Well, I don't think we should
buy him a new one, do you?
-Absolutely not.
He's got to learn to
take care of his things.
-I suppose you're right.
-I'm going to
stand firm on this.
No matter how much
Dennis pleads,
we're not buying
him another one.
-Boy, look at him go, Charlie.
-Yeah.
If you had two
wheels, Mr. Wilson,
I bet you'd be going
miles an hour.
-Boys, why don't you
go play somewhere else?
-You want me to ride
it for you for a while?
-No, I don't.
-Can I ever ride
on the handle bars?
-Dennis, this is an
exercise bicycle.
-You're trying to get rid of
your bay window, aren't you?
-All right boys, run along.
-Jeepers, when do
I get to ride it?
-Your time is between midnight
and : in the morning.
All right, now run.
Scoot.
Go on.
-Bye, Mr. Wilson.
-Sure, I can ride it.
Want me to ride it up and down
the block a couple of times
to show ya?
-I keep telling you,
you're too little.
-How about once
around the block?
-Sorry, shrimp.
-How about if I ride it up
and down the sidewalk for ya?
-Nope.
-How about if we just sit on it?
-No, but I'll tell you what.
If you deliver the Wilson's
paper and your paper,
I'll let you honk my horn.
-That's a crummy deal.
-No, it isn't.
I'll do it, cause
then maybe he'll
let me ride it
tomorrow, huh Herb?
-We'll see.
Go ahead and honk it.
[honk]
-Boy, I bet people really
get out of your way
when you honk that, huh, Herb?
[honk]
-That's enough.
Take the papers and
go deliver them.
-OK, see you tomorrow, Herb.
-Boy, that sure is a swell bike.
-The new kid's is better.
It has siren.
We ought to get to know him.
-I'm gonna ask my dad to
get me a bike of my own.
And I bet you he'll
get me one, too.
Just like he got me that
scooter when I wanted it.
Hey, Mr. Wilson!
Mr. Wilson!
-Oh, what does he want now?
-Here's your paper, Mr. Wilson!
-Oh, good.
-Here's your paper, Mr. Wilson!
-Why don't you just throw it?
-OK.
Watch.
Right on the porch.
Excuse me, Mr. Wilson.
Did I hurt your stomach?
-Yes, you did.
-I was trying to hit your porch.
-Well, you just
stay away from me
or I'll speak to your father.
-Boy.
I better talk to my dad
about that bike in a hurry.
See ya, Tommy.
-Have you heard
the paper come yet?
-No, I haven't.
Maybe he threw it in the bushes.
-Oh, I'll go take a look.
-Excuse me, Dad.
Here's your paper, and boy
do I want to talk to you.
-And I want to talk
to you, young man.
You know where you left
your scooter again?
-Uh-oh.
-That's right.
The driveway, and I
didn't see it this time
and ran over it and broke it.
-Gee, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to leave it there.
-Oh, it's too late to be sorry.
It's broken.
-But you know what, Dad?
You don't have to
get me a new one.
-We have no intention of getting
you a new scooter, Dennis.
-That's good, cause
what I need is a bike
that's a two-wheeler and a
horn that you can squeeze
when you want to
honk at somebody.
-Well, we're not
getting you one, Dennis.
-It's time you learn to
take care of the things
you do have, young man.
-I'd take swell care
of a two-wheeler.
-No, Dennis.
-Well, I'd even
wash it everyday.
-No, Dennis.
-And I wouldn't leave it
in the driveway, either.
-No, Dennis.
-I guess you're worried
about me riding it
in the street, huh Mom?
Well, I wouldn't ride
it in the street.
-No, Dennis.
-And any kind of an
orphan or a poor kid who'd
ask me for a ride,
I'd give it to them.
-No, Dennis.
-Jeepers, I just
gotta have a bike.
-Just like you had
to have a scooter.
Well, we're not getting
you one, Dennis.
-And that's final.
-But jeepers, I need it.
-You don't need a bike.
-Sure I do.
I need it so I can get
rid of my bay window.
-I'm sorry young man.
It just won't work.
Now you run along and play.
-My dad said maybe
for my birthday.
-Me and my dad decided
we'd just wait awhile too.
-Hey, look.
-Hello, Dennis.
-Hi, Margaret.
-Gee, where'd you get it?
-My uncle gave it to me.
-Can I ride it?
-No, you can't.
But you can.
-Well, get off.
-You can if you'll play
house with me after.
-Heck no.
-OK for you, Dennis Mitchell.
-Margaret rides a girl hat!
-You know, I wouldn't have
played house with her, either.
-You know what my
dad's gonna say
when hears dumb old
Margaret got a bike?
He's gonna say, "Come on Dennis,
I'm gonna buy you one too.
Hey Dad, guess what!
-Dennis, don't shout.
-Boy, are you gonna be mad
when I tell you something.
You're gonna be so mad, steam'll
probably come out of your ears,
and you'll say, "Come on Dennis,
we got some shopping to do."
-Well, what is it?
-Margaret Wade
got a two-wheeler.
-She did, huh?
Well, why should I be mad?
-Gee whiz, Dad, you don't want
a dumb girl getting ahead of me,
do you?
-Dennis, I'm not going
to buy you a bike.
-How about if I get one myself?
Can I keep it?
-Well, in that
unlikely event, yes.
-I'll be back in a
little while, Dad.
And I'll give you a
ride on the handle bars.
-But honey, it's
almost dinner time.
-Oh, he'll be here.
He's probably out
collecting bottles.
That's what he usually does
when he wants some money.
-I don't know whether I
like the idea of Dennis
trying to get a bike by himself.
-I'm proud of him.
He's showing initiative.
Thinking for himself, learning
the value of a dollar.
These are the things
that build character.
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): I'm home.
Well, I got myself a bike.
-Where in the world
did you get that?
-It used to belong
to Margaret Wade.
-What do you mean, used to?
-Me and her got engaged.
-What?
-Sure.
So she gave it to me as
an engagement present.
I told her that's the
only way I'd get engaged.
-Holy baloney,
now he's a gigolo.
-Dennis, you take
that right back over
to Margaret's house
this very minute.
-Why?
-Well Dennis, men
don't demand a present
when they get
engaged to a woman.
-She's not a woman.
She's just dumb old Margaret.
-Well, you take it
right back anyway.
-And you're not engaged.
-Gee, the Wades will
be disappointed.
She's just going
in to tell them.
[phone rings]
-Hello?
Oh yes, Mr. Wade.
We're very sorry about that.
I'm sending him back
with it right away.
Well, I-- I don't blame
you for being angry.
-Gee, Dad, if he's mad,
I'd better talk to him.
-Good boy.
-Mr. Wade, Dennis would
like to speak with you.
-Say, Mr. Wade, Margaret
asked me to come to dinner.
Am I still supposed to come?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
We must have got disconnected.
-Dennis, it's
o'clock in the morning.
What are you doing here?
-Jeepers, Mr. Wilson,
did you forget?
You say my time to ride
was before o'clock
in the morning.
-How long have you been here?
I don't know, but I've
put fie miles on it.
-Dennis, that's enough.
Mrs. Wilson and I are
trying to get some sleep.
You woke us up.
Excuse me, Mr. Wilson.
I gotta go home anyway .
I gotta talk to Mom and
Dad about something.
-Morning, Dad.
Say, I've been thinking.
If I had a bike, I could run
errands for you all the time.
Did you ever think of that?
[snoring]
-Morning, Mom.
You know how you're
always wanting something
at the market?
Well, if I had a
bike, I could go--
-Hey honey, wake up.
-What?
What'd you say?
-I think we ought to
get Dennis that bike.
-You do?
-Do what?
-Think we ought to
get Dennis that bike?
-What made you change your mind?
-Cause Dennis is such
a swell little kid.
-Dennis!
-Dennis, what in the world
are you doing up at this hour?
-I couldn't sleep.
I was thinking about
a bike so much.
-We're not going to get
you the bike Dennis.
You might as well stop
thinking about it.
Now go on back to bed.
-And I don't want you bringing
up the subject ever again.
-OK.
Hey, as long as we're all up,why
don't we go downstairs and have
a baloney sandwich
with some root beer?
-Dennis!
-And I particularly don't want
him riding it at o'clock
in the morning.
-I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson.
-Well, when he came
home and woke us up,
we gave him a good talking to.
I don't think we'll hear
about that bike anymore.
-I don't know.
Dennis doesn't
give up so easily.
-Well, he didn't even
mention it at breakfast.
Just gobbled down his
food and rushed off
to that boy's house
to play marbles.
-What in the world is that?
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hi.
Well, I got myself a bike.
And I didn't have to
get engaged,either.
-Nothing more about bikes, eh?
-Where'd you get that bike?
-It used to belong
to the new kid.
-Why doesn't it
belong to him now?
-Cause I won it from
him playing marbles.
-Take it right back.
-Dennis, when we told you that
you could keep a bike if you
got one, we didn't mean
you could take it away
from another child.
-OK, I'll take it back.
Hey Mr. Wilson, if you're not
doing anything this afternoon,
would you like to play
a game of marbles?
-No I wouldn't.
-And we don't want you taking
a bike away from Mr. Wilson.
-Where did you mean
I could get one?
-From a store.
-A swell chance I'd
have doing that.
I haven't got any money.
-Poor Dennis.
-I bet we don't hear anything
more about the bike from him.
-I'm home!
-In here, son.
[door slams]
-Well, I'm gonna get
a bike from a store.
-How are you going to do
that, and what are you
do with this big bowl of beans?
-What did I just
hear you say, Dennis?
-I'm gonna get a bike from
Huggins Hardware Store,
and it's free.
-What now?
-Who knows?
-There's having
this swell contest
where you guess the number
of beans in the fish bowl.
Old Tommy's just
going to make a guess,
but I'm going to count them.
-Dennis, just take the bowl
back to the store, will you?
-It's Joey's.
Just so I could use it,
he put all his goldfish
in the bathtub.
-Where did you get the beans?
-First I got all
that Joey's mom had,
and then I got all
that Mrs. Wilson had,
and now I'm going to
get the rest from us.
And I've got to hurry, cause
that contest ends at o'clock.
-Well, it's o'clock now.
You'll never get
them counted by : .
-Sure I will.
I got a special system.
-He'll never do it.
-Doesn't stand a
chance, but you should
have to admire his persistence.
-I've never seen him
want anything so badly.
-A first bike is a
big thing to a boy.
I remember when my dad gave
me my first one at Christmas.
It was red.
-Bye Mom,Bye Dad,
thanks for the beans.
-Goodbye son.
Good luck.
-Good luck, son.
-Your father gave you yours?
-Yeah.
All we're giving
Dennis is beans.
-Well, we had good
reason for telling
Dennis we wouldn't
buy him a new one.
-That's right.
He doesn't take
care of his things.
-What time is it?
-Five after : .
He'll never make it.
-I-- I suppose if a person
wanted to, we could pick up one
of those bowls at the & .
-Yeah.
On the way back, a
person could pick up
the bean at a grocery store.
If he wanted to.
-Henry, let's stop pussyfooting.
This person wants to.
-So does this one.
We didn't say anything about
not helping him win one.
-Let's hurry.
-We'll have to, to count
all those beans by : .
-Martha, that boy
doesn't have a chance.
-It does seem unlikely
that he could win.
He has so many beans to count.
I gave him two pounds.
-You know how I do it?
-How, George?
-Scientifically.
I'd figure out the number
of beans in a cubic inch
and the number of cubic inches
in a and / gallon bowl,
and just multiply
the two together.
-Do it for him, dear.
Figure it out, and then
put in a guess in his name.
-Yes, it might be an
interesting mental exercise,
but well, I don't know.
-You know, if he had
a bicycle of his own,
he wouldn't be wanting to
ride yours all the time.
-Great Scott, where's
my slide rule?
Figure it out in a
fraction of a bean.
- , , , .
- , .
-Honey, count by twos.
-Hmm?
-Count by twos.
It'll go faster.
-Oh.
Where was I?
-I don't know.
-Henry, now I'll have
to start all over again.
How many have we counted?
- , .
-Think we'll finish on time?
-Well, we'll just about make it.
It's lucky we're doing this or
Dennis wouldn't stand a chance.
, , , , , .
-Beans for sale!
Get your beans!
There are beans here!
Penny a hundred, but you
gotta count them yourself!
-I'll take a nickel's worth.
-OK.
Count careful, cause
they're valuable.
-How many have you sold?
-$ . worth, how many is that?
- , .
-You wanna buy some?
-No thanks.
-Beans for sale!
Get your beans!
There are beans here!
- , .
Oh, fiddle faddle.
-How you coming, dear?
-Well, figuring out the
number of cubic inches
in the fish bowl
was child's play.
Two and / gallon equals
. cubic inches.
-Good, then you're
almost through.
-Well, no.
The problem seems
to be finding out
the number of beans
in each cubic inch.
-Well, that should be easy.
You made that little
cardboard box.
Isn't that a cubic inch?
-Well, yes.
But you see, every time
I fill it and count it,
I get a different number.
There's a great variation
in the size of beans.
-Better hurry, dear.
It's after : .
-I'm hurrying as fast as I can.
One, two, three, four.
- , .
-How many is that?
- , .
Oh, honey.
It's : already.
We've been at this
for two hours.
I don't think we're
going to make it.
-Oh Henry.
-Oh honey, look at that.
If you think we
can count that many
and still get to the
hardware store on time.
-No, I guess we can't.
Oh, poor Dennis.
He never had a chance.
-Well, how are the beans going?
-I've sold $ . .
How many have I sold?
- , .
-Hey.
I'm not gonna pay
a penny for those.
There's only beans there.
-OK, you can have them for free.
Say mister, could you tell
me what time it is, please?
-It's minutes to : .
-Gee, that's swell.
I just got time
for some root beer.
-Poor little guy, he'll come
dragging in here any minute
now.
-I'm going to make some
chocolate pudding for dessert.
He likes that.
-Hello, Mitchells.
-Hello, Mr. Wilson.
-Heard any more about
the bean contest?
-No, not yet.
-Well, it's : .
I thought he might be here.
-Not yet, poor little guy.
-You know, I tried to work it
out for him scientifically,
but I'm afraid I
didn't have much luck.
-Well, that was
very nice of you.
-Well, Dennis is a nice boy.
-We tried counting a
bowl of beans ourselves,
but we ran out of time.
-We're not going to
tell him we even tried,
so don't say anything.
-Honey, you know,
I think we ought
to buy him a bike for
his next birthday.
-Oh, Henry, I'm so glad
you said that, because
-I'm home!
-Son, you won the bike!
How did you do it?
-I don't believe it.
-No.
I didn't win.
Tommy won this good old bike.
And you know how he did it?
He just guessed the
number of beans.
-Oh for goodness sake.
-Yeah.
He made me so mad, I popped
him one on top of the head.
-Dennis!
-It didn't hurt him Mom.
He had his football helmet on.
-Well Dennis, if
Tommy won the bike,
what are you doing with it?
-I get to use it while
I teach him how to ride.
-Well, where's Tommy?
-He's over at Mr. Wilson's.
-At my house?
Well, what's he
doing over there?
-He's on your exercise
bike learning how to pedal.
-Good boy.
-He's out in front watching
Tommy and the other boys
ride bikes.
-Poor Dennis.
His birthday isn't
for six months
and he can get one of his own.
-Now Tommy's stopped
to talk to him.
-Maybe Dennis is
trying to get a ride.
-No.
Dennis is heading
back toward the house.
-Well, we're probably about
to get another sales pitch.
Just remember our agreement.
No bike until his birthday.
-Right.
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): I'm home.
-Hi.
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hi.
Let's all do something.
-What would you like to do?
-Let's sing a song.
-What song would
you like to sing?
-Happy birthday to me.
-Now wait a minute, Dennis.
Your birthday isn't
for another six months.
-Well it used to be six months.
Now I'm gonna have
it next Wednesday.
-What do you mean?
-I'm getting a new
on next Wednesday.
-Dennis, that's impossible.
-No, it isn't.
Tommy was so glad I
taught him how to ride,
we're trading birthdays.
-What color was the bike
your father gave you, dear?
-Red.
Come on, son.
We're going shopping
for a two-wheeler.
-Oh, boy!
01x16 - Dennis and the Bike
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Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.
Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.