(Giggling)
Oh, that sweater looks
so adorable on you!
WADE:
But you haven't
even seen it on me yet, babe.
True, but I know
it'll look cute.
I mean, how can it not?
(Sighing)
Yep. So cute.
How about we find
you something?
Really? Okay!
You're the best.
No, you're the best.
Sorry I'm taking so long.
I bet you don't think
I'm the best anymore.
Nah.
(Crashing)
I think you're
better than the best.
BOTH:
Aww!
They are just...
BOTH:
So sweet!
Ugh. Sweet like vomit.
I don't know what's worse,
the lovey-dovey baby talk or
shopping at the Tacky Barn. Ugh!
Hello.
What, you didn't get me one?
No. Was I supposed to?
Uh, yes.
Hey, get your own!
That's so not sweet.
So, how about
a movie tonight, Cait?
You read my mind!
BOTH:
Aww!
So, how about this one?
I chose last time,
so whatever you want.
No, not whatever you want.
Hand it over. C'mon.
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
(Clearing throat)
Yeah.
How long you two been going out?
Nine days.
Are you kidding me?
This is a chick flick!
Come on, give the guy
some respect here!
Here, take this.
Thank me later.
Why do you come here?
Because of Jude and Wyatt.
Who's your new friend, Jude?
Don't know.
Someone left him here.
I think I'm gonna name him...
Fish.
How long have you been waiting
for his owner to come back?
Six hours. But it's cool.
He likes k*ll Phil.
(Fighting sounds on TV)
♪
♪ Life begins after school ♪
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together ♪
♪ In a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm ,
starting to find my way ♪
♪ Got a new job ♪
♪ Going to start
at the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm , life is sweet ♪
♪ When you're
growing up so fast ♪
♪ You got to make
the good times last ♪
♪ I'm , I'm ♪
♪ Got to make
the good times last ♪
It's like Wade knows
exactly what I'm thinking.
You know when someone knows
what you're gonna say
before you say it?
Yep.
Like the other day, Wade and I
were in the food court and--
JEN:
Wade wiped your
chair off for you.
Oh. I guess I told you
that story already.
Ten times.
But it's okay. Go ahead.
Okay. So, we're in the
food court, and Wade...
...said "That's where they
get cashmere, from goats!"
(Giggling)
...which is where Wade
eventually wants to take me.
...at least, that's what Tyson--
Wade's best friend
in the whole world-- said...
...that I'm going to
Wade's house for dinner
to meet his family!
(Squealing happily)
Wade... Wade... Wade... Wade...
Wade... Wade... Wade...
Wade... Wade... Wade...
(Repeating "Wade...")
(Repeating
"Wade...")
(Sighing)
Hey, did I tell you guys
about the time Wade--
Yes.
And the time that Wade--
Yes.
And that other time Wade--
Yes!
You don't even know
what I'm gonna say.
Yes, we do.
If it happened,
we've heard it.
Hey, what's up?
Jude!
Run away, man.
You're just in time for
my new story about Wade!
Wade took me out on
the most amazing date
for our eight-day anniversary!
First we--
(Screaming)
Would you just shut up!
Um...
Oh, come on!
Everyone's thinking it.
It's always "Wade, Wade, Wade."
Can't you talk about
something else for once?
(Growling)
Come on, guys,
let's just forget--
Just because Wade isn't
important to you
doesn't mean you can't listen!
That's what friends do! Right?
BOTH:
Uh...
Uh...
(Gasping)
Well, a real friend
wouldn't bore everyone
twenty-four seven
with boyfriend trivia.
Especially when one of
us was recently dumped.
Right, Wyatt?
Thanks for bringing that one up.
Wade is not trivial, Nikki.
You're just saying that because
you-- you're-- you're jealous!
Look, this isn't--
Jealous? Why?
Because I don't
have a boyfriend
who helps me
pick out pink sweaters?
Did you just call me
your boyfriend?
No, I said--
'Cause I could've sworn
I heard the word 'boyfriend'.
Jonesy, you're not my boyfriend.
We're just-- we're just--
See? You can't even
commit to Jonesy,
who's obviously
totally into you!
(Purring)
You don't deserve to
have a relationship!
Oh, heh, is
that what you call
your nonstop
shopping spree with Wade?
Do you have any idea
how shallow you are?
(Gasping)
Well, at least
I'm not a total cow!
(Gasping)
S-so, d-did I tell you guys
I got a sweet new job
in the woman's
fragrance department?
BOTH:
Shut up, Jonesy!
You're right, Caitlin!
I don't want to listen
to your stupid stories
because I'm not
your real friend!
In fact,
we're not friends at all!
(Gasping)
(Whimpering)
(Wailing)
(Wailing)
(Blowing nose loudly)
(Chuckling)
(Laughing)
Do you think I'm shallow?
(Laughing, blowing raspberry)
Nah na na nah!
(Blowing raspberry)
(Whimpering)
(Musical ringtone playing)
Hey!
Hey, Caitlin. You okay?
Me? Oh, sure, I'm fine.
She's okay.
I mean, why wouldn't I be?
Nikki's the mean one, and she's
gonna be stuck with her mean,
mean self for the
rest of her life, right?
Scratch that, she's not okay.
I am so never talking
to her ever again.
Anyway,
we don't need her, right?
Um, we?
Yeah! Someone that mean doesn't
deserve such amazing friends.
So--do you guys
want to grab a bite later?
I was supposed to
see a movie with Wade,
but I really need
you guys right now.
Sure. Tonight.
(Phone beeping)
Oh! I've got another call.
Talk later?
Definitely. Can't wait. Bye!
Hey.
Hey, Nikki. How're you doing?
Me? I'm fine.
Nikki's okay.
I'm so over Caitlin.
We are way
better off without her.
We? Scratch that,
Nikki's not okay.
Yeah, it'll be
like it was before.
Hey, you guys up
for a movie tonight?
I really need to hang.
Tonight...
You're not doing
anything, are you?
Um... Yeah.
Oh. What?
I mean, no.
Uh, sure, a movie.
Cool. Later.
So, what's up for tonight?
We're grabbing
a bite with Caitlin
and going to a movie with Nikki!
Uh, how does that work?
I have no idea.
WOMAN: Are you listening to me?
Uh-huh.
I told you we need bread...
Uh-huh.
Okay.
So, I ask hot women--
I mean, uh, all women
if they'd like to try our
new fragrance. Got it.
(Clicking tongue)
Hello, madam.
Can I interest you
in a dab of Roar,
our new women's fragrance?
(Sniffing)
Oh!
(Purring)
Ooh...
Mmm...
(Chuckling)
Piece of cake.
(Chuckling)
I never thought I'd say this,
but you and that fish really
seem to be getting along.
We've got a lot
of common interests.
We both like water,
and bubbles,
and plastic bags.
(Gasping)
(Screaming)
Dude! What do you
think you're doing?
Sushi? Could you be
any more insensitive?
Uh, sorry.
Not to me, man.
To Fish.
Sorry... Fish.
KIRSTEN:
Welcome to the Khaki Barn!
(Kirsten giggling)
(Gasping)
Ugh!
(Growling)
(Sighing)
I guess I'll never get
to shop there ever again.
Good thing I bought that
t*nk top this morning.
(Gasping)
I've just lost a friend
and here I am talking
about t*nk tops!
Maybe Nikki's right.
Maybe I shallow.
Ooh!
The new Espadrilles are in.
(Sighing)
Maybe Caitlin's right.
Maybe I a cow.
I know I can be a
little mean sometimes,
but hey, at least I'm honest.
Right?
(Gasping)
Um, we think you
should stop talking to us.
I liked it way better
when she ignored us.
Why aren't we
at the Lemon again?
Uh, if Nikki saw us with
Caitlin, she'd never forgive us.
I dunno, dudes.
I feel weird, sneaking around.
It's just until
we can figure out
how we can get
them back together.
Hey, Wyatt, watch this.
I'm gonna snag you a new hottie.
WYATT:
What the-- oh no!
He's talking to Serena!
(Speaking inaudibly)
(Groaning)
Jonesy, that was
my old hottie, remember?
Oh! Right!
Sorry, dude.
I think I'm just gonna hang
with Starr and Fish tonight.
Good call.
Hubba, hubba...
Hel-lo.
Sorry, Wyatt, this one's for me.
Hey, what about Nikki?
Well seeing as
I'm not her 'boyfriend',
I'd say that
makes me a free agent.
How do I look?
Ugh.
Ugh!
(Screaming)
Smooth.
(Gulping)
Perfume smells so good!
Who knew it could taste so bad?
So, we've got the
plan straight, right?
We're meeting
Nikki at seven-thirty.
Right.
But that's in half an hour!
JEN:
Ssh! Here comes Caitlin.
Hey guys!
Hey Cait.
So, we ready to order?
Cajun burger.
Pizza.
Jumbo su1c1de nachos?
Hmm. Let's see.
Dink-de-dink-dink-ding...
I think I'll have the...
(Gasping)
Chicken club.
Your favourite.
Mmm...
Okay.
Almost done there, Jonesy?
Um, you guys kind of seem
like you're in a rush.
We're going to a movie.
Oh! Who is?
Um...
Jonesy and Wyatt!
It's a boys' night!
You guys better run, the movie
starts at : , remember?
Hey! Can we get those to go?
Are you in a rush too, Jen?
I thought maybe we could--
I promised my parents
I'd be home to--
whoops! Look at the time. Gotta
run. See you tomorrow, Cait.
Gotta bounce.
JONESY:
Later.
Oh no!
Jonesy's doggie bag!
(Chattering in movie)
(Belching)
Hmm...
JEN:
Hi.
What happened to : ?
The movie started
five minutes ago!
Sorry.
We got held up at--
Jonesy! Wyatt!
You forgot your--
BOTH:
Hey! What is she doing here!
Uh-oh.
Oh, so what, you went out
and forgot to invite me?
That's just great.
You guys are going
to a movie with Nikki?!
BOTH:
You lied!
We're sorry, but you guys
didn't give us a choice.
Oh, we'll give you
a choice, all right!
You get to choose right now,
it's either me or her.
Yeah! Her or me!
BOTH:
Ugh!
I can't believe how
awful last night went.
Ugh.
I know.
What's with you, Jonesy?
Nikki won't even speak to me!
And I got transferred to the
men's fragrance department.
Now I gotta spray guys,
dude. Guys!
That's rough.
(Laughing)
When can we go back
to the lemon?
Forget the lemon.
This is Nikki and Caitlin
that we're talking about.
We can't choose between them!
Why can't we all
just be friends again?
It's complicated.
You mean, chicks
are complicated.
No, we're not!
Yes, you are!
Yes, you are!
That's why I like Fish.
You're not
complicated, are you, Fish?
Jude!
You brought the
fish back to the mall?
Sure. What else would
I have done with him?
Um, put him in a fishbowl?
You're not supposed to
carry it around with you!
The bag's just for
getting the fish home.
But how would Fish see
the world, cooped up in my room?
(Laughing)
Woo-hoo-hoo!
♪
(Chuckling)
Actually,
Fish isn't looking so hot.
Hmm. He's probably hungry.
I promised I'd take him to
Nice Cinnabuns for breakfast.
Yeah. Right.
So, what's the plan for getting
Nikki and Caitlin back together?
If we can get them in the
same place for two seconds,
maybe they'll talk.
Where are you going?
To get me and Fish some brekkie.
Fine.
We'll come up with a plan.
So, what's the plan for getting
Nikki and Caitlin back together?
Nothing.
Then, I guess it's
time for Plan B.
But we don't have a Plan A yet.
Exactly.
That's why it's time for Plan B.
What's Plan B?
Fish and I have been talking,
and we think we've
figured something out.
(Phone dialling)
(Gasping)
(Gasping)
(Glass breaking)
(Gasping)
(Speaking inaudibly)
(Speaking inaudibly)
Ahh!
(Screaming)
(Grunting)
(Groaning)
(Groaning)
Ow! Ouch!
Ow! Ow!
Sorry.
JEN:
Ouch!
I know this must hurt.
Ow!
Would you guys mind
easing up on the thorns?
This obviously isn't working.
Obviously!
Let's keep this simple.
I get the east side of the mall,
you get the west.
Stay off my side.
Fine!
Fine.
BOTH:
Fine!
I can't believe I took eighty
thorns in the butt for nothing.
So much for Plan B.
Uh-oh.
What?
Fish doesn't look so good.
Fish is fine,
he's just chillin'.
Chillin'?
Or maybe he's having a nap.
Fish?
Fish?
Wake up, Fish.
I don't think Fish
is asleep, Jude.
Then, why won't he wake up?
I'm sorry, man.
(Gasping)
Fish is... dead?
No!
Fish!
I can't believe I spray dudes
with cologne for a living!
(Clearing throat)
(Yelping)
I feel your pain, man,
that stuff tastes like crap.
Ahem.
No accounting for taste?
(Chuckling nervously)
Right,
I'll go pack up my locker.
So you've got your
choice of titanium--
(Sniffling)
Um, can you excuse me?
Jude? Are you okay?
Fish was such
an awesome little dude.
I feel like I should do
something for him.
Don't worry,
I'll take care of it.
(Musical ringtone playing)
Hello?
Hey, bad news.
Fish is dead.
(Gasping)
Oh, no.
Yup. And Jude's pretty
broken up about it.
I'm planning a funeral.
Oh, poor Jude.
Wait. This isn't a ploy
to get me and Nikki
talking again, is it?
Trust me, no.
But I hope Nikki shows up.
Jude needs all his
friends right now.
Right. Where?
Loathsome washrooms.
Four o'clock.
Don't mention the washrooms!
They're on Nikki's
side of the mall,
and I've been
holding it in all day.
No way.
Not if Caitlin's gonna be there.
Besides, the washrooms are on my
side of the mall, not hers.
Well you're gonna
have to let her
go to the bathroom
at some point, Nikki.
This is important.
We're doing it for Jude.
Fine.
Ooh...
Hello?
JEN:
In here.
Where's Caitlin?
(Door opening)
Be there in a sec!
(Whimpering)
(Sighing in relief)
(Humming)
(Sighing)
(Clearing throat)
(Flatulence)
(Toilet flushing)
Sorry.
Kind of an emergency.
(Clearing throat)
(Sad organ music playing)
We are gathered here today
to honour the
short life of Fish.
Fish was an awesome friend,
an all-around cool little dude.
Fish was great to
go boarding with,
even though he didn't
really like to board,
but he went with me anyway,
'cause that's what friends do.
Fish was the strong silent type.
He didn't have a lot to say,
but he was there to listen.
Even though we only
knew each other for a day,
I'll remember Fish forever.
(Sniffling)
I'm sorry, Nikki,
I've been a bad friend!
Me too. Sorry.
Look, do we have
to do that thing,
y'know, where we... make up?
Oh yes! I'll start.
I'm so sorry I called you a cow.
I totally didn't mean it.
You might come across
as mean sometimes,
but you're honest,
which is amazing.
(Sighing)
Sorry I said you were shallow.
Sure, you talk about boys
and clothes a lot,
but you also care
about your friends.
We're lucky to have you.
I'm lucky to have you. Friends?
Friends.
Oh, Jude, sorry!
It's Fish's funeral.
No worries.
That was awesome,
even though Fish is dead.
Whenever you're ready, dude.
Ashes to ashes,
and um, fish to toilet.
(Toilet flushing)
Fish would've dug that.
Definitely.
(Sighing contentedly)
No more hanging at the fountain.
Fish liked it there.
Nikki and I have
something for you, Jude.
We didn't really get
to know Fish that well,
and I hope it's not too soon.
Hmm.
Cool!
It's a pet rock.
It's, um, guaranteed not to die.
Thanks, dudettes!
Rocks rock.
Well, c'mon, rock.
You'll ride up front with me!
Later.
♪
(Toilet flushing)
♪
02x31 - Fish and Make Up
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.