01x19 - May the 4th Amigonaut Be With You/Top Cop Flop

[bunniefuu]

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♪ Three! ♪

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♪ One, two, three! ♪

[Burt] Can't you

go faster?

So... very hungry.

I'm going the speed limit.

Do you wanna be

eating a ticket?

My tummy says I

can if I have to.

[stomach rumbles]

Oh, and if you speed

up, he's paying.

Step on it, Kirb!

[engine roars,

tires squeal]

[Both] Say no to to-ma-to!

Say no to to-ma-to!

What's going on?

Who cares? FOOD!

Herby, I think these

guys are protestors.

[Man] Bingo.

She's Tempeh and

I'm Namastanley.

We're here to give

a voice to

the poor, defenseless

tomatoes.

Ever think that maybe

they don't wanna be

squeezed into ketchup?

Aren't tomatoes

just vegetables?

Well, technically

they're just fruits.

They're not JUST anything!

They're poor, defenseless

little guys and we are

the extreme difference makers

who are going to help them.

And not just them...

Baby carrots taken from

their bunches too young.

Or- Or trash cans: You think

they want to eat garbage?

[scoffs] And don't even

get me started on napkins.

Basically, we stand up for

anything without a voice.

Ohhhh, I get it.

At school, we stand

up for roll call.

I do standup comedy at

the Academy variety show!

The Academy? School?

[condescending laugh]

School is only there to

brainwash the masses, okay?

You can't learn about

life from a book.

Uhhhm...

[Tempeh] It says so

in my book:

'You Can't Learn About

Life from a Book.'

You should read it.

It'll totally

change your life.

Uhhhm...

And life is for

doing, not reading.

Yeah!

I'm confused.

Come on, Tempeh, let's go.

These corporate clowns

are harshing my

difference making vibes.

Lunch mission accomplished.

Extra ketchup for everyone!

[Both] Say no to-

Napkin?

You know, maybe

they have a point.

Do they?

I mean, I guess it

couldn't hurt to see.

Whatever.

Wait, so they were angry

'cause ketchup

is made with tomatoes?

I always thought it was

just made with ketchup.

Or red mustard.

Any sign of them, Kirb?

Not yet, but they can't have

gone far on that space-cycle.

I'm so excited for

our first protest!

[Woody] Let me get

this straight.

You guys wanna find those

smelly dudes so that

you can help them with-

Difference making.

That's cool, but, uh, why?

Their first impression

of us was-

Bad. Yeah, it was bad.

And wrong!

When we find them, we'll be

able to prove that

we CAN make a difference!

I'm game for anything, but you

guys know that you already

make differences every day

just by being yourselves,

right?

[belching]

Hey! Each burp

was different!

And look! Burt's wearing

two different shoes.

[Burt] Yeah. And one's

a banana peel!

And Herby, you're always

coming up with different plans

to help out.

Now, I'm not sure

how those things

make the universe better-

Woody, you're right!

And if we're making

differences in the universe

without even trying, imagine

if we applied ourselves...

Congratulations on making

the most differences

in the universe ever.

Our students have

become our teachers.

You are better than us!

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you.

[gasp] There they are!! HERBY!!

Huh? Whu? Where?

[All screaming]

[moaning weakly]

Where are the tomato huggers?

There you are!

We're here to help

with your next protest.

What is it?

We were protesting the

demolition of this antique

phone booth!

Which YOU just demolished.

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Say no to to-ma-to!

Say no to to-ma-to!

We're so sorry.

It was an accident.

Was that the last one?

This was the last red one!

[scoffs] ANGUISH!!

Aww, what can we do

to make it up to you?

Where's your next protest?

Wouldn't you like to know?

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[Woody] You sure we

should do this?

They didn't seem too jazzed

after we ruined their protest.

That's exactly why we're

following them

to the big time one.

So we can make up for it.

[honking]

I even made a sign!

Once I know what we're

protesting, I'll draw it

in the circle.

I made a sign too!

Why is your face crossed out?

Because I'd rather

not be doing this.

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Thank you all for coming.

We're here to shine a light on

poor, defenseless vegetables.

And the gnarly chemicals in

this t*nk that are used to

grow them unnaturally big.

Observe what just

one drop can do.

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

[Crowd screaming]

We can't let them do

this to our produce!

[Herby] She's right!

And we're here to

help put a stop to it.

[Namastanley] Hey!

This is our protest!

Grr...

You will not hijack

our hard work.

Now get off of here!

[Herby] Whoaaa!!

[Tempeh & Namastanley]

Nonononoooooo!

Heh. Well, the bad stuff

won't be hurting

any more innocent-

[Herby gasps]

Awwww, cute-

[Tomato roars]

[screams] Not cute!

Definitely not cute!

The tomatoes have come alive!

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This big time protest

went big time bust.

Next time you

wanna help, DON'T!

Yeah, I think our next protest

is gonna be against you.

Whoaa-

[Tempeh] Help! Heeeelp!

I thought you

said not to help.

Make up your minds!!

They'll turn them

into condiments.

What are we gonna do?

We're already doing something.

We're hiding.

Aw, this is all our fault.

We have to save them!

[Namastanley] Stop!

We're on your side!

Bad. But it could

be worse.

[Tempeh] Not the tomato press!

Noo!

Okay, it's worse.

Think Herby, think.

What do tomatoes want?

I know! They want to be

left alone.

Right.

Left alone to do what though?

Pick their noses freely?

[gasp] That's it!

They want to be FREE!

But, how are we

going to do that?

Woody said we've always made

differences without trying.

Kirbie's burps, Burt's

shoes and my genius plans.

Bring the magic, Herb!

Burt, you sneak away,

hop that fence

and on my signal,

open the gate.

Uhhh, something tells me

I'm not gonna like

what our part of

the plan is.

We're the ones who put Tempeh

and Namastanley in danger

so now we have to get

them out of it.

Time to make the biggest

difference of our lives.

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[Both cowering]

[whistling]

Allow me to make

a difference.

[belching]

Hey! Big angry tomatoes!

Over here!

Come and get us!

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[Kirbie] It's not working!

[Both cowering]

Look, I know you're upset

about maybe being turned

into ketchup, but we're here

to free you and-

Uh oh.

Burt, now! Open the gate!

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My difference!

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[Both cowering]

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Looks pretty fun to me!

Yeah! We've given them their own

Mutant Tomato Sanctuary.

[scoffs] Keeping them

in captivity?

Against their will?

I think it's time you leave.

But they're safe from

being made into ketchup!

Never mind!

Have it your way!

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You know, I'm okay

with not being

extreme difference makers.

In fact, I kinda like the

little ones we make every day

better.

[belches]

Right there with ya, bud.

Half a dozen burgers,

extra ketchup.

Where did the bun

go for that one?

[chuckles]

I needed a new shoe.

[All laugh]

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So close and yet so far.

[kiss]

When are we hitting

the food court?

I hear there's a pretzel place

that has thirteen types

of hot sauce!

[Betty Soo] STOP RIGHT THERE,

KISSY!

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Slobbering on display windows

is a mall infraction.

Cool uniform, Betty Soo.

Are you a cop?

No, but soon.

Today's my first day

as a Mall Cop Intern.

Whooooaa.

I'm on my way to

meet up with my boss.

He's gonna take me on patrol

and show me the ropes.

Wicked!

Do you get a badge and

a police ship

and a siren and lights?

Nah.

I just need my training manual

and these cool moves...

Oh, and this.

A pen for writing

speeding tickets?

Not exactly.

It's an instant laser jail

so that if I see

some perps perping...

Aw yeah, busted!

I made it myself.

Ooh!

Do it again! Do it again!

Sure, kid.

I'll just eyeball the mall

for a crime in progress.

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[gasp] Toilet

paper infraction.

Better crank this

to full power!

Busted!

Ahhh! Ugh... ugh.

I don't think that's

what she was going for...

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Ugh. This is the worst.

I'm gonna lose my place

on the intern list.

[gasp] I've got

a great idea.

A real Herby, if

you will. [laughs]

We're gonna take your place

until you're back

from the hospital.

I love it!

NO! Oh, uh, please don't!

Um, I mean thanks, but-

Aw, it's the least

we can do.

Ok bye!

No-no-no-no-nooo!

AAAHHH!

Let's go do her memory proud.

[Betty Soo] Uh, I'm still alive!

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Lookin' good, guys.

Feeling great, Kirbs.

Hey, this must be the boss.

Good day, Officer.

Herby, Kirbie and Burt

reporting for duty.

Funny, you three don't look

like the one, single intern

I'm supposed to be mentorin'.

She, uh, got sick.

In the line of duty and she's

so responsible that

she got the three of us

to fill in for her.

It was my idea.

Uh, I mean, hers!

Don't worry. We won't

let you down, Officer.

I might, but it

won't be on purpose.

You better not.

I run a tight ship.

Uh, when do we get our

handcuffs and whistles

and laser jails?!

Not until I take

you on the b*at.

If you do a good job,

I guess Betty Soo did too

by choosing you as fill ins.

If you don't, well

let's just say...

you'll get her fired.

Let's ride.

Cooooooool.

[siren wailing]

Don't touch that.

You gotta keep your eyes

peeled at all times.

Crime doesn't sleep...

and neither do I.

[siren wailing]

Oh, and you always gotta

look out for Bad Apples.

Gotcha!

[siren wailing]

It's the rentacops.

Scatter!

My wish came true!

Weeeeee!

Awww. What's next,

Officer Doug?

Food court.

Policing's hungry work.

[siren wailing]

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How 'bout a couple

more there, Gladys?

I'm starvin'.

Time to spice it up.

Um, officer Doug?

I think you forgot to pay.

[chuckles] Newbies.

Free stuff goes with the job.

Sounds right to me!

It does?

Sure. I look the other way

when Gladys here

"forgets" to wash her hands,

and BOOM. Free pretzels.

Oh, what else do you use your

supreme power to get for free?

Lots.

I get freebies all over

the mall:

shoes, wigs,

pet supplies...

uh, more wigs.

Uh, I'm sorry, but I didn't

put this fake badge on so

I can get free stuff just

because I'm a mall cop.

It does feel kinda wrong.

We should pay for these.

[yawns] That was

three too many.

I gotta digest.

I'm gonna take a nap.

I mean... [chuckles] a break.

But, what about our jobs?

Well, you see yourselves as

such great cops, so prove it.

Deal! We won't let you down!

You better not.

Guys, we have a

mall to protect.

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Way over the

speed limit, kid.

Too full, Mr. Garbage Can.

Too cool for a seatbelt, huh?

[crying]

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Ha! Caught you

right in the act!

[both panting]

The manual says that the

punishment for graffiti is

a lifetime ban

from the mall.

Unless you've got something to

make us look the other way.

Stop it, Burt.

We're not exchanging free

stuff for their freedom.

Would, uh, THIS help you

forget about our unfortunate

misunderstanding?

WHAT?!

[gasp]

Sorry guys, but Herby

doesn't take free stuff.

Uh... [chuckles] maybe I could

just hold it for a minute.

Aw, a sweet, sweet

minute in my arms.

[kiss]

Go on. Take it.

If I do, then you Bad Apples

have to promise not to

do anything bad again.

Oh, we promise.

Okay, then.

I'll take it.

For the law.

[Bad Apples] Yeah! Haha! Woohoo!

Did you see that? Oh, yeah!

I dunno, Herb.

The mall cop getting pretzels

is one thing, but taking

a bribe from a Bad Apple?

Kirbs, it's simple, okay?

In taking this Skyboard,

I've turned the Bad Apples

into Good Apples.

Also, it's a Skyboard.

[siren wailing]

Now let's go act

like mall cops!

[Burt] Woohoo!

[Herbie] Alright!

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[weakly eating]

[sigh] It's all working out.

Tons of free stuff for us,

and we're still totally

getting the job done.

[sniffs] Mmm...

smells like burning...

garbage?

[gasp]

[fire alarms,

wild laughter]

[gasp] My Skyboard!

Who could have done this?

[gasp]

[Kirby gasps]

The Bad Apples.

Help! Help me!

Please! Someone!

Oh my!

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Aw, we've made a big mistake.

Hey, where are our wheels?

[All gasp]

Lookin' for this?!

[laughs]

But you guys promised

to behave!

Guys! Betty Soo is gonna

lose her internship!

That's it.

Time to shape up and

actually do our jobs.

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[siren wailing]

[screams]

[Man yelps]

Hold steady, Herb!

I'm gonna jump!

[All] AAHHH!!!

[Bad apples laughing] Suckers!

Nice try, wannabes.

We rule this mall!

[Doug] WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

You destroyed the mall!

I'll lose my job!

Haha!! Double win!

Woohoo!

[Betty Soo] Not so fast,

bad guys!

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[yelps]

Get off!

Alright!

BUSTED.

Betty Soo!

You're better!

And you fixed your pen!

Yeah, I heal fast when

my job's on the line

and I fix laser jail

pens even faster.

Now what in the name

of mall law happened?

We happened...

and I'm SO sorry.

We let you down and

lost your internship.

Says who?

She caught the bad guys!

She sure did!

And with our help.

Oh, you'll help alright.

Help clean up the mall.

Now, get to work.

Well, you seem like an

effective mall cop.

I'm gonna let you prove it...

while I go get

some free pretzels.

Sir, yes Sir!

Ahhh! Ugh... ugh.

Don't worry, Betty Soo.

We got this.

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