01x01 - Unicranked/Little Bundle of Danger

[bunniefuu]

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♪ Three! ♪

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♪ Three! ♪

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♪ Three! ♪

♪ One, two, three! ♪

As you can see

the Plutonion Parrot's

rainbow colored nests

make beautiful baskets

once abandoned.

Hey! Everyone!

Attention on me.

Eyes on me!

Thank you.

Check it out!

Three pointer!

[all laugh and cheer]

Please don't do that,

Donnie.

Check this out.

Nothing but nest!

[all scream]

That's sad,

but not surprising.

Allow me.

I said stop.

[bell rings]

[all shouting]

Well, in life there are

winners and there are losers:

Guess what you are?

Winner!

Ha.

Triple lose, loser.

Think of it this way,

you won most

missed baskets.

[growls]

[angry screams]

Stop turning everything

into a competition, Herby.

Just relax and enjoy

the finer things in life.

Like cats.

[purrs]

[growls]

You two.

Staring contest now!

No, Herby,

I think you need to-

Rock, paper,

scissors! Go!

Not everything

is a competition-

Competition!

Good idea.

Race ya!

[laughs]

He needs to chill out.

[gasps]

And I know just

where to take him.

I don't get it.

You just lie here,

bake in the sun, and do nothing?

Yea, it's called

a vacation.

Just relax

and ease your mind.

Just one game of-

[Herby groans]

[snores]

[panting]

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Yo little dude,

you've never cut a wave?

No.

Looks kinda boring.

Are there even

prizes at the end?

It's not about winning.

It's just about you

and the ocean, man.

When you're one

with the wave,

you'll never be

more at peace.

Give it a go, brah.

Wahoo!

I've never felt

anything like it!

I was like "whoa"

and the water was like "uh huh"

and the wind was

all "oh, yeah."

Come hang with us,

we'll show you

the thrill of the chill.

Brodie styles.

That's me.

I'm Brodie.

[laughs]

[beeps]

Ooh, it's the post bot!

I love mail.

Who's it from?

Dr. Boom?

Commander Evil maybe?

It's from Herby?

[Herby] Dearest Kirbster

and Burtholomew,

My new buds have taught me

so much about life

and keeping it chill.

Like community.

Friendship.

And most importantly,

taking time to become

one with the universe.

[yawns]

Wow, he's learned

so much in half an hour.

Thanks for the postcard!

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It's great seeing Herby

super laid back

and his new hairdo's

so cool.

Oh yeah...

Everyone's gonna love

his new look at the Academy.

[alarm beeps]

I guess we better

get going soon.

Hey Herby!

Almost ready to go home?

[chuckles]

This is my home now.

I've found

my life's purpose.

Which is?

Leave school

and just ride the waves,

living the beach

lifestyle.

[both laugh]

You're joking.

So funny.

[chuckles]

Nah.

My old, 'gotta be top dog'

life seems like a dream.

I mean who was that, guy?

Not this guy.

Hey Herbo, got a gnarly

hacky circle goin',

come hit it.

You know it, brah.

Later dudes.

He's ditching the Academy

after all we did for him?

He's also ditched us

for those gnarly hacksickle

wavehugger something

something I give up,

I don't know.

He'll come back.

[laughter]

[giggles]

You dudes are

the coolest friends ever!

Hi excuse me?

No, we're the coolest

because we brought you here,

so fun!

And now we're

taking you home!

Relax, Kirbster.

Your neg vibes

are totally harshing my energy.

[gongs]

Your chakra

has been cleansed.

No no no.

No one clears

my chakra but me!

C'mon or we're gonna miss

the last bus back.

[gongs]

Go with my thanks.

You introduced me

to this glorious way of life.

Are you sure?

Like sure sure?

As he always says:

When in doubt, paddle out.

Later compadres.

No he doesn't!

He always says

'life is a competition!'

The first one

rhymed better.

We brought Herby

here for a vacation

not a stay-forever-cation.

But how do we

get him back?

It's hard to compete

with all this.

[grumbles]

[gasps]

Why didn't we think

of this before?

[whistles]

What's up dudes?

Oh this?

Just the registration

for our surfing contest.

I'll sign you up.

Gonna need ID.

Sorry, brahs.

Herb's life isn't

about that any more.

It's about finding

the perfect wave, right guy?

Uh, yeah it is.

Well that's too bad,

cause the winner gets this.

Salt water.

It'll cure what ails ya.

Thanks, Brodie.

I needed that.

Let's ride.

Laters.

He was one

eye twitch away.

What if we can't

get him to sign up?

Then I know

just the person who will.

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[chuckles]

[Herby]

Donnie?

What's up, lamewad?

Just wanted to

wish you luck

before I kick your butt

in the competition.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

When I win this

Surf Contest,

I know exactly

where to display

my trophy.

Exactly.

[maniacal laughter]

Fine!

When I win, I get to hang

with my real friends.

This isn't our way, bruh-

Deal!

Have you ever

even surfed before?

No.

But if it's as easy as it looks

in the movies then ppfffft.

No problem.

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[both shudder]

[chuckles]

He's got it-

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[both nervously mumble]

Huh.

I thought he'd be better.

[both nervously mumble]

Ready for one

final loss, loser?

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Look out!

Yeah!

I know I look great!

[gasps]

There's a shark

in the water!

What?

I can't hear you over

that loud growling noise!

Wait. Huh?

[screams]

It looks like

Donnie's cooked.

[screaming]

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Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you!

Oh, you're salty.

[both screaming and gurgling]

Brodie! Skylar!

Utah! Help!

The shark could come back.

I know, brah.

Then rescue us!

Sorry, dude.

The sea giveth

and the sea taketh away.

If it's your time to go,

it's your time to go.

Plus that thing

is scary!

Some friends.

What was I thinking?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe about a way

to get us out of this?

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[both gasp]

[both scream]

[groans]

[screaming]

You came to save us!

That's what

real friends do.

I guess it wasn't

your time to go.

C'mon, let's step

into some more liquid.

Hit the roadie, Brodie.

Thanks for reminding me

who my real friends are.

Suit yourself.

Peace.

Guys, sorry for

being such a jerk.

Well, we - I did kind of

start this whole mess.

So, I'm sorry too.

Hey, hi!

As much as I appreciate public

displays of cheesiness...

Who won?

I think that guy did.

Race you guys

back to the bus!

Okay!



You're toast!

[giggles, then screams]

Hey now! Hey now!

Ow. Stop it! Ow!

You're awfully grabby!

[screams]

Then we would take off

the panda costumes,

put out the fire,

and eat the bananas!

Fun idea!

But we can't; I've already

made our plans for today.

Oh okay!

Well maybe tomor-

And our plans

for tomorrow.

Sure. Well.

Then how about-

And the day

after tomorrow.

Trust me,

it's gonna be awesome!

Gimme a b*at!

[beatboxes]

♪ I'm starvin'

I'm starvin' ♪

♪ like, like a Martian ♪

♪ If food comes back

it means I'm barfin'. ♪

[Herby]

Stop.

Guys: No More Spoken

Or Chanted Rhyming Lyrics

Performed To Vocal

Turntablism.

We were all there when

I invented that rule

and I agreed

it was a good one.

Will you please stop making

all the decisions for us?

I don't.

Oh, that reminds me,

I already ordered our lunches.

I asked the Lunch Lady

for extra greens

to put more pep

in our step.

But greens are gross

and I'm already

a peppy stepper.

That's it.

Herby, I've always thought

you were a good leader

but real leaders

use the ideas

of those around

them too.

She's right!

You're always saying

what we can and can't do.

Just like that time

in the high voltage room.

I'm going to eat that.

[gasps]

And you were all

"Stop! Don't do it, Burt!

Listen to me!"

But you ate it anyway.

And remember what happened?

Burt!

[muffled shouts]

[scoff]

No. I do not.

And the doctors say

I probably never will.

No biggie.

They'll calm down and realize

I make great decisions.

Swap convention.

Perfect.

To show 'em no hard feelings

I'll swap some stuff

and get them

something cool.

But first,

some tasty peppy steppy.

Ahh!

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Trade you this

for the skyboard.

My friends are upset cause

I make all their decisions,

so I decided to get

us a skyboard.

Now they'll see

my decision making

is really

the best decision

they ever decided to let me

decide for them.

Hmm, perhaps this would

interest you more...

You traded the framed

photo of my tonsils

and Burt's Dr. Boom

night light for that?

Our stuff.

Without asking?

This can be our

new night light.

What does this

thing even do?

It- well,

it- I don't know.

But it's super

cool looking, right?

That was weird.

[all scream]

[farts]

You're telling me.

[laughter]

[sniff]

Great fart.

You're cool.

Let's go

have some fun!

Let's go catch

butterflies then eat them!

That sounds cool!

Nah.

Let's stick with my idea.

Awesome!

[all cheer]

C'mon!

Time to check out Professor

Mybad's Venutian frogs.

[cheers]

Kirbie, is there something

you'd rather do?

Well- I would

rather get a snack.

It's grilled cheese day

and if you throw them

at the ceiling really

hard they stick.

[laughs]

Great plan.

Let's do it!

[grunting efforts]

Anyway,

I was thinking

that what we

could do next is-

What do you want

to do, Burt?

Hmm...

I- no one has ever

asked me that before -

let's play action figures.

[all laughing]

T-shirt force

field activate!

[knock on door]

Herby, wanna play?

Thanks but no.

I already have a plan.

Because I'm the guy

that does that; makes plans.

Today I will

be using my new

and highly exciting

water balloon slingshot.

You're free to stop

what you're doing

and join in my plan,

I guess.

That slingshot is too big,

how will you ever see

where the balloons land?

Be way cooler just to fill

balloons with dish soap

and blow them up.

Wrong.

And I should know cause

I am da man with da plan!

Later...

Let's make crafts!

Best idea ever!

And fill

with fireworks!

Bester idea ever-er!

It is so nice

to be with someone

who appreciates

our glorious input.

[grunting effort]

Aww man...

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[Donnie groans]

Hey, Lone Amigo-dweeb.

Enough with

the water balloons,

you've ruined

my gorgeous hair.

[sigh]

Kirbie was right.

I made

the slingshot too big.

And Burt was right;

soapy balloons

are more fun.

Yada yada yada.

I don't care about-

I get it now.

I'll show

I'm a good leader

by letting them

make decisions.

It's perfect!

Whoa!

[laughs]

So what should

we do with it?

What do you want

to do with it?

Huh.

Um- Maybe roll it?

Amazing idea!

Woo!

Look at it roll!

Rollerriffic!

Rolltastic!

Roll Around the Rolly!

Veloci-ROLLP-ter!

Henry ROLL-ings!

Roll-iflower!

Okay! Okay.

That's probably

enough rolling.

What should we do now?

Whatever you guys want.

Well, I did put some

fireworks in it.

We could blow it up.

Sounds super awesome!

Uh...

How many fireworks did

you put in there anyway?

All of them.

You know,

all the fireworks.

Cool!



Wait, what?

All the fireworks?

When it goes off

it could hurt someone!

[gasps]

Or a bunch of someones!

What do we do?

I'm cool with whatever

you guys think.

Guys! Guys!

You were right!

I've been way too bossy,

but I promise to make

a better effort to--

No time for that!



We need your help!

Hi Herby.

We launched

a b*mb into space!

What?

Okay, we need to get a-

No Herby. No.

[clears throat]

Kirbie, Burt,

it would be my honour

to follow your orders.

Herby:

Reporting for duty.

It's headed for

the Cat Orphanage!

Not the kittens!

Herby, think of something.

But- Umm-



I've got an idea!

Herby could think

of something.

Oh, is that what you said?

Was that your plan?

It's good.

So good.

I think he just agrees with

anything that anyone says.

I'll test that theory.

Let's fill our

mouths with ketchup

and sing songs about bees!

I'll get the ketchup!

It's getting closer!

Herby, we were

too hard on you.

You are a great leader.

Yeah, you're da man

with da plan.

And we need da plan

right da now!

I've got it.

Come with me!

I got the ketchup!

You know what I love

about this plan?

It's-

♪ Bees, bees, bees, ♪

♪ they sting you,

they sting you. ♪

How 'bout we all ride

with our heads out the window.

This is going

to be so great!

I love bees!

You were saying?

I love this plan because

we all had a hand

in putting it together.

We did?



How?

Kirbie,

that giant slingshot

was too big for

the small balloons.

So I made

a bigger balloon.

That's all you, girl.

And Burt, your idea

to add soap to balloons -

we're gonna turn

that firework ball

into a bubble expl*si*n!

You ready to do this?

Ready for what?

I'm having trouble

hearing you guys

and it's really

cold out here.

[all meow]

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[all meow]

Ready!

Hurry!

[meows]

[shudders]

Woohoo!

Your plan worked.

Our plan.

I wonder where all that

sudsy water will end up?

Dirty tables,

disgusting floors,

greasy kitchen.

Every inch needs

to be scrubbed.

I have no choice

but to shut you down until-

Well...

this is much better.

Never mind!

[Herby]

To teamwork!

We saved

the cat orphanage.

And we got

free burgers

for accidentally

cleaning Hangry's.

Hey, Upside Down Herby,

got any more

of that mouth ketchup?

Huh? Where is he?

Hey, you're the guy

from the swap.

Care to make

another trade?

This skyboard

for that glowing orb?

I've got a way

better idea.

Thanks for getting

my night light back, Herby.

[Kirbie] And for getting

my tonsil's picture back.

All part of what

a good team leader does.

Hm!

That looks like

a pretty clean removal.

It sure does, Burt.

It sure does.

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