01x07 - Faredevils/Friendship Ball
Posted: 10/23/23 07:00
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
So, Herby, what is
this thing again?
It's a kite.
They were really cool
a long, loooooong time ago.
It's supposed to fly.
Oooooh!
And what does it do?
[grunt]
[scream]
Maybe it's voice activated.
Fly.
Ahem...
Fly!
Fly! Soar!
Take flight!
Oh, oh, I know...
Fly.
[Burt]
Kirbie, let me try!
[panting]
Owwwwww!!
Hey, it att*cked me!
Hey, you leave Burt alone!
Retro junk.
I miss it already.
Oh, what's this?
Donnie's a hero.
What a surprise.
Here we go...
You want it?
Jump!
[grunt]
Ha! Can't get it,
can y--
AHHH!
What're you flying on?
Ugh.
Um, it's only the coolest,
most awesome thing
out there right now.
That's not a very good
name for it.
Ugh, it's called
a skyboard,
and EVERYBODY
has one.
Well, I find THAT
hard to believe.
[all gasp]
Have fun with that obviously
very unpopular toy, amigodoofs!
I will!
I love this thing!
[forced chuckle]
Okay, we all have to get
skyboards IMMEDIATELY.
Ack!
We would like your
snazziest skyboards...
Three of them.
Please.
Uh, ahem...
Uh, money?
Well, aren't they
standard-issue or something?
Like school uniforms--
everyone gets one?
Oh, a bunch of
wise guys, huh?
[chuckles,
cracks knuckles]
Do not come back without
dough to buy the skyboards!
How're we supposed to
get that kind of cash?
Uh, you can go to
"Couch Planet," perhaps,
and, uh, look for money under
the cushions, for all I care.
Good day!
Aw, thanks!
We'll do just that.
[Woody] Yeah, Herb,
this doesn't seem right.
I'm almost finished
my scan of the galaxy,
and still no
"Couch Planet."
Keep trying, Woody.
And I'll keep trying this!
[gasp]
It's flying!
It's fly...
I figured it ou--
Ouch!!
Hey!
Check out that thumb.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
Thumbs up to
you too, dude!
Thanks a lot for stopping.
I'm heading to
Easy Chair Planet.
We're heading to Couch Planet,
so it's gotta be on our way.
Couch Planet?
Never heard of it.
[Woody]
Bad news, amigos.
Scan just finished,
and there's no "Couch Planet."
[groan]
Well, how will we get money now?
I don't have
a lot of cash,
but, um, here's some
change for the ride.
Good luck!
Um, is this
taxi available?
"Taxi?"
[slot machine ring]
If we get enough
taxi customers,
we'll make the money
we need to buy skyboards!
Where to,
mister?
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[chuckle] Can you believe he
used to race pigs for a living?
You meet the most interesting
people doing this job.
We just need
one more big customer
and we can finally score
our skyboards!
Uh, hey there.
My friend Jerry and I
are lookin' for a ride.
Uh huh.
Will you excuse us
for a second?
This guy seems weird.
His friend is
a hunk of cheese.
Nah, he's okay.
Besides, Burt's
really taking
a liking to
his buddy.
Remember, one more
big customer,
and we all get
skyboards, okay?
Destination,
please!
We're goin' to the bank on
the other side of the galaxy,
and we'll need you to wait
while I make my transaction
and then drive us home...
[chuckle]
How 'bout it?
You got it.
Yes!!
To the bank!
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It'll only be a minute.
Just, uh, keep
the ship running.
We're finally gonna
get our skyboards!
There's so many cool things
I'm gonna do with mine.
[both]
Me too...
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Go, go, go!
Sir, yes sir!
[sound of tires peeling]
[alarm blaring]
Whoa, whey have a whole
bag full of loot!
Must be nerve-wracking,
carrying around that kinda cash.
Well, it would explain why
they're both sweating buckets.
[siren]
It's the fuzz!
Huh.
I wonder what they want.
Hey, uh...
I don't see your
taxi license displayed.
That's a huge fine
if the cops catch ya.
Taxi license?
We don't have one.
Well, you better
keep driving then.
What other infractions are
you lawbreakers hidin'?
Oh, just as I thought.
No air freshener dangling
from the mirror...
Uh, no place to store
your very old magazines...
No disco ball?!
Oh, that'll be
an even huger fine!
Oh, the humanity!
"Huger?"
You hear that, Burt?
Uh huh.
[nervous gulp]
Um, Herby,
maybe we should
pull over.
[Woody] Yeah, Herb.
This doesn't seem right.
Infractions equal fines.
Fines equal money.
If we don't have any money,
we don't get any skyboards.
[gasp]
Look, an asteroid belt!
Punch it, Woody!
[tire skidding noises,
siren blaring]
Through that wormhole!
[Woody]
Oh man, not another wormhole!
[Burt]
Well, would you look at that--
Couch Planet!
That meteor has a cave.
Let's hide out in there.
Hm.
This place has a familiar odor.
Yeah, I think
it's your breath.
Ahhh.
That's it.
There's an exit!
[roar]
[gasp]
Look out!
[tire screeching sound]
We surrender!
We're just a group of young,
go-getting entrepreneurs
who wanted to make
some extra cash to buy--
Wendell, exit the vehicle!
You're under arrest.
...Space cop.
"Wendell?!"
Him and his hunk a'cheese
robbed three banks today
and used unsuspecting
taxis to get away.
You were his
latest victims.
Now come out!
We know you're
in there.
Why would you
do all this?
It's as dark and
gruesome as a tale gets...
I've got octuplets
at home.
Awwww...
It's not cute!
They're years old
and all want skyboards.
I bought one
and asked them to share,
and you know what they did?
They laughed in my face.
"Ha!"
Just like that,
but eight times...
Ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha...
[coughing]
ha ha ha ha.
That's Trudy.
She has bronchitis.
His math checks out.
I was at a breaking point
and needed to make enough to buy
skyboards for all of them.
Well, won't have to
worry about
your disrespecting
octuplets in space jail.
Now let's go...
No way!
I'm takin' this vehicle
and I'm travelling
far, far away.
And this kid is
gonna drive us there.
[gasp]
Burt!
Wait...
Can I at least get
my kite before you go?
Make it snappy.
Jerry's gettin' restless.
Burt, hit the ground!
[pained groan]
Oh my...
You and your cheesy accomplice
are under arrest.
Jerry can't go to prison!
They'll eat him alive!
♪ [dramatic music] ♪
Thanks for your help, kids.
Here's your reward.
Skyboards?
Awesome!
This is incredible!
But wait... I thought the police
usually gave cash rewards.
Used to be cash, but everyone
wants skyboards these days.
[siren]
[siren]
Thanks for the lift
back to the station.
[laugh] You know what's
funny about all this?
We thought you were
after us the whole time
because we don't have
a taxi license!
[all laugh]
Ha-space-cop-ha...
That is funny.
...Although it's
a very serious infraction
of several bylaws.
Well, at least we made
a lot of money
from all those
other customers.
[skinny cop]
And here is your fine for that.
Ack!
[rain pattering on glass]
[repetitive squeaking]
[repetitive squeaking]
Ugh!
I'm so bored!
Huh?
[gasp]
I've got it!
This may shock you,
but when I was a kid people
thought I was a bit...
odd.
I didn't have many
friends to hang out with
and spent my time
banging away solo.
I dreamed of someday
having two best friends
that were just
as odd as me
and we could do cool
stuff together.
I spent that alone time
creating the greatest
buddy game ever...
Friendship ball!
That sounds perfect
for best buds!
How do you win,
uh, er - play?
Okay, the rules
to Friendship Ball are simple.
Grab some friends,
real
or bananas with faces,
ignite your ball...
And then,
have a blast!
Off!
[♪♪♪]
[scoring buzzer]
[laughs]
So graceful.
[sniffles]
Who'da thunk it's
three times as fun
when you play it
with actual friends?
Aw, well no one's a better
friend than you Burt.
Or a better Friendship
Ball player!
You're like... a pro.
Your trophy case
must be huge.
Except there are no trophies
in Friendship Ball...
because everyone's
a winner!
But...
if everyone wins,
how do you know who won?
Who gets the prize?
The only prize
in Friendship Ball
is friendship.
And [sniff]
and now I have actual real
life friends to play with.
[sobs]
I'm so happy!
Morning best friends!
Huh?
Hmmm.
That's weird.
[distant screaming]
Huh, that's double weird.
[♪♪♪]
[crowd cheering]
[♪♪♪]
[screams]
[giggles]
What's going on?
[laughs]
Steve goes down!
Hey, Burt!
We're playing your game,
Turbo Ball!
Boom! [laughs]
You're out Gary!
Wait, out?
Turbo Ball?
That's not how you play
or pronounce Friendship Ball...
Bang!
That's a Double Trouble, Gary!
I get all your
turbo points!
Incoming!
But, can someone tell me what
in the what-what this is?
I just felt that
Friendship Ball needed
a few new rules...
so I created
a point system
and changed the name,
you know?
No big deal, bud!
Yeah, at first I was all,
"I don't think so, Herb."
But then we played it
and I was like, "Whoa!
This is really fun!"
And friendly!
Give it a try, heh.
You're the pro!
[Donnie]
Busted!
De-igniting the Turbo
is a penalty.
You're eliminated, Burt!
Nuh-uh!
Not if he catches it!
Yah-huh!
a*t*matic out.
I'll consult
the rule book.
Uh, okay.
Donnie's
technically right,
but only if it's after
a Turbo Slam...
Turbo slam?
Booster boosts?
Bonus bounces?
Elimination Nation?
What?
We should fill
the balls with jelly
so we know if
someone's out.
Donnettes,
go get me some jelly.
No way,
it should be jam.
Jelly!
Jam!
Jelly!
Mayonnaise?
Who cares what it is?
He has a point.
We'd know who was out
with any condiment.
No, it's just...
Ugh! Who cares?
Rules and arguing are not
what Friendship Ball
is all about!
Wow...
Someone rode the bitter
bus to school today.
No, I'm bitter because
my beautiful game,
made for my best pals,
is being ruined.
[sigh]
You're right.
I'm sorry buddy,
and I know
just how to fix this.
Welcome warriors
to the ultimate,
winner-takes-all
school wide
game of turbo ball!
[cough]
Formerly known
as Friendship Ball.
[gasps]
Ummm...
Last one standing
- A.K.A. the winner -
gets to make
the rules forever!
[all cheer]
I thought you
were gonna fix it?
I did fix it!
This way there's no more
fighting over the rules,
because there will be only
one ruler of the rules,
the winner!
Or we could all play
together as a team,
then change the game back
to Friendship Ball
when we win.
Woohoo!
Yeah!
Or we can play together
as Team Friendship
while we play Turbo Ball.
No, thanks.
I quit.
Burt, wait!
You're mine!
[Kirbie screams]
[screaming and rockets firing]
It's a w*r zone
out there, son...
Colonel Cork,
you're a grown-up!
Can't you do
something about this?
Oh, I've been waiting my
whole career to do this!
Woo!
Dagnabit!
[Kirbie]
Ha-ha! Cork's eliminated!
I can't help it, Burt!
It's just so fun!
[screams]
[screaming]
[rockets firing]
[barks]
[angry yelling]
[grunting]
[Burt]
I've missed you, old friend.
Just because it's not called
Friendship Ball anymore
doesn't mean we're
giving up on friendship!
[♪♪♪]
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[boxing bells]
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[♪♪♪]
Donnie forever!
We're in a pickle, chum.
Good thing we have
each other's backs...
Ultimate
turbo champion!
[♪♪♪]
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[high screams]
[evil laugh]
[screams]
[♪♪♪]
[evil laughs]
[♪♪♪]
Amigonerds, come out,
come out wherever you are...
[Donnette]
Donnie, look out!
[screams]
It's just us
and Donnie.
We get him
and Team Friendship wins!
Uh Herb, you're making
that face again.
You okay,
good buddy?
I'm sorry, Kirbie,
but there can
only be one.
Friend!
[♪♪♪]
Still got it!
But there's
something missing.
Hey, Burt.
You were right.
The game
is all wrong.
He's on a rampage to be
the champion of Herbo Ball.
Whoa.
Burt, are you okay?
Pft.
Herbo Ball?
That's ridiculous.
I miss the old days
where the three of us
just played it together.
Yeah, I believe
that's called yesterday.
But now that Herby
has turned on me,
all friendship
is in jeopardy.
I'm so sorry, Burt.
I should've listened
to you earlier.
Yes.
Yes, you should have.
[♪♪♪]
[shouting
and rockets launching]
Ahh! Ha ha!
Eat goo, doofus!
Ah!
Nice try, booger breath!
[exhales, then sniffs]
Ugh, what did I eat?
[Herby]
Ha! Made you smell!
Yes!
I am the champion!
All bow before Herby
and Herbo Ball!
Your friend's a monster!
High five, Kirbster!
Don't leave me
hanging, pal!
Aw, relax.
I'll name a play after you.
I won, so I control
the game, bud.
Not so fast...
friend.
Sorry, Burt,
but this game is too fun
to not have winners...
Like me!
[Kirbie]
Burt! You need a ball!
I have one.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[Herby]
How?
Burt won!
No, Kirbie.
There are no winners
in Friendship Ball.
It's over.
Yeah.
Maybe I took it too far.
This game was
about friendship
and that's more important
than some trophy.
We cool, Burt?
Buddy!
So...
what should we do now?
Heavy mud metal!
Stage dive!
Belly flop!
That's ten points!
Uh, heh, not that
it's a competition. Heh.
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
So, Herby, what is
this thing again?
It's a kite.
They were really cool
a long, loooooong time ago.
It's supposed to fly.
Oooooh!
And what does it do?
[grunt]
[scream]
Maybe it's voice activated.
Fly.
Ahem...
Fly!
Fly! Soar!
Take flight!
Oh, oh, I know...
Fly.
[Burt]
Kirbie, let me try!
[panting]
Owwwwww!!
Hey, it att*cked me!
Hey, you leave Burt alone!
Retro junk.
I miss it already.
Oh, what's this?
Donnie's a hero.
What a surprise.
Here we go...
You want it?
Jump!
[grunt]
Ha! Can't get it,
can y--
AHHH!
What're you flying on?
Ugh.
Um, it's only the coolest,
most awesome thing
out there right now.
That's not a very good
name for it.
Ugh, it's called
a skyboard,
and EVERYBODY
has one.
Well, I find THAT
hard to believe.
[all gasp]
Have fun with that obviously
very unpopular toy, amigodoofs!
I will!
I love this thing!
[forced chuckle]
Okay, we all have to get
skyboards IMMEDIATELY.
Ack!
We would like your
snazziest skyboards...
Three of them.
Please.
Uh, ahem...
Uh, money?
Well, aren't they
standard-issue or something?
Like school uniforms--
everyone gets one?
Oh, a bunch of
wise guys, huh?
[chuckles,
cracks knuckles]
Do not come back without
dough to buy the skyboards!
How're we supposed to
get that kind of cash?
Uh, you can go to
"Couch Planet," perhaps,
and, uh, look for money under
the cushions, for all I care.
Good day!
Aw, thanks!
We'll do just that.
[Woody] Yeah, Herb,
this doesn't seem right.
I'm almost finished
my scan of the galaxy,
and still no
"Couch Planet."
Keep trying, Woody.
And I'll keep trying this!
[gasp]
It's flying!
It's fly...
I figured it ou--
Ouch!!
Hey!
Check out that thumb.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
Thumbs up to
you too, dude!
Thanks a lot for stopping.
I'm heading to
Easy Chair Planet.
We're heading to Couch Planet,
so it's gotta be on our way.
Couch Planet?
Never heard of it.
[Woody]
Bad news, amigos.
Scan just finished,
and there's no "Couch Planet."
[groan]
Well, how will we get money now?
I don't have
a lot of cash,
but, um, here's some
change for the ride.
Good luck!
Um, is this
taxi available?
"Taxi?"
[slot machine ring]
If we get enough
taxi customers,
we'll make the money
we need to buy skyboards!
Where to,
mister?
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[chuckle] Can you believe he
used to race pigs for a living?
You meet the most interesting
people doing this job.
We just need
one more big customer
and we can finally score
our skyboards!
Uh, hey there.
My friend Jerry and I
are lookin' for a ride.
Uh huh.
Will you excuse us
for a second?
This guy seems weird.
His friend is
a hunk of cheese.
Nah, he's okay.
Besides, Burt's
really taking
a liking to
his buddy.
Remember, one more
big customer,
and we all get
skyboards, okay?
Destination,
please!
We're goin' to the bank on
the other side of the galaxy,
and we'll need you to wait
while I make my transaction
and then drive us home...
[chuckle]
How 'bout it?
You got it.
Yes!!
To the bank!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
It'll only be a minute.
Just, uh, keep
the ship running.
We're finally gonna
get our skyboards!
There's so many cool things
I'm gonna do with mine.
[both]
Me too...
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Go, go, go!
Sir, yes sir!
[sound of tires peeling]
[alarm blaring]
Whoa, whey have a whole
bag full of loot!
Must be nerve-wracking,
carrying around that kinda cash.
Well, it would explain why
they're both sweating buckets.
[siren]
It's the fuzz!
Huh.
I wonder what they want.
Hey, uh...
I don't see your
taxi license displayed.
That's a huge fine
if the cops catch ya.
Taxi license?
We don't have one.
Well, you better
keep driving then.
What other infractions are
you lawbreakers hidin'?
Oh, just as I thought.
No air freshener dangling
from the mirror...
Uh, no place to store
your very old magazines...
No disco ball?!
Oh, that'll be
an even huger fine!
Oh, the humanity!
"Huger?"
You hear that, Burt?
Uh huh.
[nervous gulp]
Um, Herby,
maybe we should
pull over.
[Woody] Yeah, Herb.
This doesn't seem right.
Infractions equal fines.
Fines equal money.
If we don't have any money,
we don't get any skyboards.
[gasp]
Look, an asteroid belt!
Punch it, Woody!
[tire skidding noises,
siren blaring]
Through that wormhole!
[Woody]
Oh man, not another wormhole!
[Burt]
Well, would you look at that--
Couch Planet!
That meteor has a cave.
Let's hide out in there.
Hm.
This place has a familiar odor.
Yeah, I think
it's your breath.
Ahhh.
That's it.
There's an exit!
[roar]
[gasp]
Look out!
[tire screeching sound]
We surrender!
We're just a group of young,
go-getting entrepreneurs
who wanted to make
some extra cash to buy--
Wendell, exit the vehicle!
You're under arrest.
...Space cop.
"Wendell?!"
Him and his hunk a'cheese
robbed three banks today
and used unsuspecting
taxis to get away.
You were his
latest victims.
Now come out!
We know you're
in there.
Why would you
do all this?
It's as dark and
gruesome as a tale gets...
I've got octuplets
at home.
Awwww...
It's not cute!
They're years old
and all want skyboards.
I bought one
and asked them to share,
and you know what they did?
They laughed in my face.
"Ha!"
Just like that,
but eight times...
Ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha...
[coughing]
ha ha ha ha.
That's Trudy.
She has bronchitis.
His math checks out.
I was at a breaking point
and needed to make enough to buy
skyboards for all of them.
Well, won't have to
worry about
your disrespecting
octuplets in space jail.
Now let's go...
No way!
I'm takin' this vehicle
and I'm travelling
far, far away.
And this kid is
gonna drive us there.
[gasp]
Burt!
Wait...
Can I at least get
my kite before you go?
Make it snappy.
Jerry's gettin' restless.
Burt, hit the ground!
[pained groan]
Oh my...
You and your cheesy accomplice
are under arrest.
Jerry can't go to prison!
They'll eat him alive!
♪ [dramatic music] ♪
Thanks for your help, kids.
Here's your reward.
Skyboards?
Awesome!
This is incredible!
But wait... I thought the police
usually gave cash rewards.
Used to be cash, but everyone
wants skyboards these days.
[siren]
[siren]
Thanks for the lift
back to the station.
[laugh] You know what's
funny about all this?
We thought you were
after us the whole time
because we don't have
a taxi license!
[all laugh]
Ha-space-cop-ha...
That is funny.
...Although it's
a very serious infraction
of several bylaws.
Well, at least we made
a lot of money
from all those
other customers.
[skinny cop]
And here is your fine for that.
Ack!
[rain pattering on glass]
[repetitive squeaking]
[repetitive squeaking]
Ugh!
I'm so bored!
Huh?
[gasp]
I've got it!
This may shock you,
but when I was a kid people
thought I was a bit...
odd.
I didn't have many
friends to hang out with
and spent my time
banging away solo.
I dreamed of someday
having two best friends
that were just
as odd as me
and we could do cool
stuff together.
I spent that alone time
creating the greatest
buddy game ever...
Friendship ball!
That sounds perfect
for best buds!
How do you win,
uh, er - play?
Okay, the rules
to Friendship Ball are simple.
Grab some friends,
real
or bananas with faces,
ignite your ball...
And then,
have a blast!
Off!
[♪♪♪]
[scoring buzzer]
[laughs]
So graceful.
[sniffles]
Who'da thunk it's
three times as fun
when you play it
with actual friends?
Aw, well no one's a better
friend than you Burt.
Or a better Friendship
Ball player!
You're like... a pro.
Your trophy case
must be huge.
Except there are no trophies
in Friendship Ball...
because everyone's
a winner!
But...
if everyone wins,
how do you know who won?
Who gets the prize?
The only prize
in Friendship Ball
is friendship.
And [sniff]
and now I have actual real
life friends to play with.
[sobs]
I'm so happy!
Morning best friends!
Huh?
Hmmm.
That's weird.
[distant screaming]
Huh, that's double weird.
[♪♪♪]
[crowd cheering]
[♪♪♪]
[screams]
[giggles]
What's going on?
[laughs]
Steve goes down!
Hey, Burt!
We're playing your game,
Turbo Ball!
Boom! [laughs]
You're out Gary!
Wait, out?
Turbo Ball?
That's not how you play
or pronounce Friendship Ball...
Bang!
That's a Double Trouble, Gary!
I get all your
turbo points!
Incoming!
But, can someone tell me what
in the what-what this is?
I just felt that
Friendship Ball needed
a few new rules...
so I created
a point system
and changed the name,
you know?
No big deal, bud!
Yeah, at first I was all,
"I don't think so, Herb."
But then we played it
and I was like, "Whoa!
This is really fun!"
And friendly!
Give it a try, heh.
You're the pro!
[Donnie]
Busted!
De-igniting the Turbo
is a penalty.
You're eliminated, Burt!
Nuh-uh!
Not if he catches it!
Yah-huh!
a*t*matic out.
I'll consult
the rule book.
Uh, okay.
Donnie's
technically right,
but only if it's after
a Turbo Slam...
Turbo slam?
Booster boosts?
Bonus bounces?
Elimination Nation?
What?
We should fill
the balls with jelly
so we know if
someone's out.
Donnettes,
go get me some jelly.
No way,
it should be jam.
Jelly!
Jam!
Jelly!
Mayonnaise?
Who cares what it is?
He has a point.
We'd know who was out
with any condiment.
No, it's just...
Ugh! Who cares?
Rules and arguing are not
what Friendship Ball
is all about!
Wow...
Someone rode the bitter
bus to school today.
No, I'm bitter because
my beautiful game,
made for my best pals,
is being ruined.
[sigh]
You're right.
I'm sorry buddy,
and I know
just how to fix this.
Welcome warriors
to the ultimate,
winner-takes-all
school wide
game of turbo ball!
[cough]
Formerly known
as Friendship Ball.
[gasps]
Ummm...
Last one standing
- A.K.A. the winner -
gets to make
the rules forever!
[all cheer]
I thought you
were gonna fix it?
I did fix it!
This way there's no more
fighting over the rules,
because there will be only
one ruler of the rules,
the winner!
Or we could all play
together as a team,
then change the game back
to Friendship Ball
when we win.
Woohoo!
Yeah!
Or we can play together
as Team Friendship
while we play Turbo Ball.
No, thanks.
I quit.
Burt, wait!
You're mine!
[Kirbie screams]
[screaming and rockets firing]
It's a w*r zone
out there, son...
Colonel Cork,
you're a grown-up!
Can't you do
something about this?
Oh, I've been waiting my
whole career to do this!
Woo!
Dagnabit!
[Kirbie]
Ha-ha! Cork's eliminated!
I can't help it, Burt!
It's just so fun!
[screams]
[screaming]
[rockets firing]
[barks]
[angry yelling]
[grunting]
[Burt]
I've missed you, old friend.
Just because it's not called
Friendship Ball anymore
doesn't mean we're
giving up on friendship!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[boxing bells]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Donnie forever!
We're in a pickle, chum.
Good thing we have
each other's backs...
Ultimate
turbo champion!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[high screams]
[evil laugh]
[screams]
[♪♪♪]
[evil laughs]
[♪♪♪]
Amigonerds, come out,
come out wherever you are...
[Donnette]
Donnie, look out!
[screams]
It's just us
and Donnie.
We get him
and Team Friendship wins!
Uh Herb, you're making
that face again.
You okay,
good buddy?
I'm sorry, Kirbie,
but there can
only be one.
Friend!
[♪♪♪]
Still got it!
But there's
something missing.
Hey, Burt.
You were right.
The game
is all wrong.
He's on a rampage to be
the champion of Herbo Ball.
Whoa.
Burt, are you okay?
Pft.
Herbo Ball?
That's ridiculous.
I miss the old days
where the three of us
just played it together.
Yeah, I believe
that's called yesterday.
But now that Herby
has turned on me,
all friendship
is in jeopardy.
I'm so sorry, Burt.
I should've listened
to you earlier.
Yes.
Yes, you should have.
[♪♪♪]
[shouting
and rockets launching]
Ahh! Ha ha!
Eat goo, doofus!
Ah!
Nice try, booger breath!
[exhales, then sniffs]
Ugh, what did I eat?
[Herby]
Ha! Made you smell!
Yes!
I am the champion!
All bow before Herby
and Herbo Ball!
Your friend's a monster!
High five, Kirbster!
Don't leave me
hanging, pal!
Aw, relax.
I'll name a play after you.
I won, so I control
the game, bud.
Not so fast...
friend.
Sorry, Burt,
but this game is too fun
to not have winners...
Like me!
[Kirbie]
Burt! You need a ball!
I have one.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[Herby]
How?
Burt won!
No, Kirbie.
There are no winners
in Friendship Ball.
It's over.
Yeah.
Maybe I took it too far.
This game was
about friendship
and that's more important
than some trophy.
We cool, Burt?
Buddy!
So...
what should we do now?
Heavy mud metal!
Stage dive!
Belly flop!
That's ten points!
Uh, heh, not that
it's a competition. Heh.
[♪♪♪]
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪