01x16 - Peace, Love & Misunderstanding/Rent-Amigos
Posted: 10/23/23 06:40
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
[snoring]
[snoring]
Hello, Mr. Kitten.
When did you learn
to drive a car?
[snores]
Oh...
fresh baked cookies.
Can't. Resist.
Guys, guys!
Wake up, wake up!
[screams]
You're not gonna
believe this.
The Ultimate Space
Explorers Club
is expanding
their membership!
[gasps, then hiccups]
Do you guys realize
what a big deal this is?
This only happens
once every ten years!
Exactly my
shower schedule.
All I have to do now is
find an existing member
to sponsor me which, uh,
I think we all know
won't be a problem...
and I'm totally in!
They even give out knockoffs
of the Founder's
one of a kind
Ultimate Explorer's ring
to all new members.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Sorry, Herbie.
Didn't recognize you
with that big frown.
You're usually so happy.
Ugh, I can't believe
I was rejected
by every member
in the galaxy.
What? Why?
They've all sponsored
someone already.
[sighs]
I'd have better luck
trying to get Zane Willigans
to sponsor me.
Zane who-lligans?
Uh, he's only the club's
glorious founder.
Seriously?
You've never heard of him?
[♪♪♪]
[narrator] Here we find
ultimate space explorer,
Zane Willigans -
the man who discovered not one,
but three planets
all shaped like buttocks -
showing off his one of a kind
Ultimate Explorer's ring!
Adventure ahoy!
[narrator]
Zane knew he wanted to be
an explorer from
before birth.
Oh, and if anyone has seen him
in the last twenty years,
let us know where
because that would be great.
[♪♪♪]
Well, I guess
he can't sponsor you.
Unless...
I find him!
If I'm the one to finally
track down Zane,
surely he'll have to
sponsor me
and I'll get
in the club!
We'll catch a ride
the old fashioned way
like Zane used to do
before he built his
trusted steed, Rocket!
Come on guys.
Adventure ahoy!
[hiccups]
[♪♪♪]
Hangry's?
Ever since they started
offering fingerless gloves
they've attracted
the perfect,
danger loving crowd.
Now, to find
the ultimate driver.
What do ya mean you
don't got fish sticks?
What's Gloria
supposed to eat?
Birds don't eat
hamburgers!
We, uh, have,
uh, cheeseburgers.
[growls]
Hey!
He's perfect. Come on!
What do you want,
pipsqueaks?
A ride?
Please?
We'll do anything!
Fine, then you
have to solve
my most unsolvable
biker riddle.
Lay it on me.
A cowboy walks into
town on Friday,
stays for three days,
then leaves on Friday.
How'd he do it?
Is the answer
give us a ride
or we tell Hangry
you were stealing burgers?
Uh, that'll work.
Let's go.
You didn't have to
jump in, you know.
I was totally
gonna answer...
Oh, his horse's
name was Friday.
Let's get this
over with.
Where are ya headed?
[Herby]
Wherever this last known photo
of Zane Willigans
was taken.
[gasps]
You kids are crazier than
a sock full of sharks
if you think I'm setting boot
on Planet Dreadhorror!
Planet Dread-what?
Rumour has it those who've
landed have never returned.
[gulp]
Like Zane?
It's full of giant creatures,
deadly storms,
and I bet it smells.
A nightmare
I want no part of.
So, uh, you'll just
wait here until we get...
[all scream]
No storms
or giant creatures yet...
If I know Zane,
heh, and I do,
I bet he traveled
in the trees,
branch to branch
to avoid detection.
[Burt]
Or maybe he took this path.
Uh, I was just
about to say that.
Zane would for sure
take this path!
Hey, check this out!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
Let an ultimate space explorer
handle this, huh?
It's Zane Willigan's
Special Explorer ring!
See?
I knew this was
the way he'd go.
What?
Okay fine...
I appreciate your help,
but I have to earn
this sponsorship by myself.
So the next thing
we come across,
let me handle it.
[loud roar]
Yeah, that sounds
good to me.
So, what's the plan, Herby?
Well, uh, we could
always, uh...
Run!
[roars]
Don't worry, guys!
Ahh!
[both scream]
I've said it before
and I'll say it again,
I guess this is goodbye.
Uh, don't worry, guys!
I'll think of something!
[hiccups]
[tickling noises]
[laughs]
Quick!
Up the mountain!
So hungry...
Well, at least
you're something.
Why so sad, Herby?
We survived!
I thought you guys
were gonna let me
handle that
back there?
How am I supposed to be
ultimately exploring
when you keep interfering?
What are you
talking about?
It was, uh,
totally your idea
to climb
this mountain!
Yeah.
It was, wasn't it?
Heh. Huh.
I guess I did
save us, didn't I?
Watch and learn, guys.
This is how an
Ultimate Explorer explores
ultimately-
Whoa!
[both]
Herby!
Herby, are you okay?
[sighs]
That branch isn't gonna hold
for a sigh that long.
Come on!
Herby, reach
out your hand!
[sigh]
What's the point?
I'll never be Ultimate
Explorers Club material.
[gasps]
[all scream]
[all scream]
Where are we?
What's it matter?
We don't even know
the way home
and we're probably
gonna starve.
Hey, what's that?
[gasp]
It's Zane Willigans'
trusty motorcycle, Rocket!
And you totally
saw it first!
Um...
and you recognized it
all by yourself, too!
It clearly hasn't been
flown in a while.
Which can only mean...
[all gasp]
[cackling]
Away with you,
or I'll make you my dinner!
[all scream]
Guys, no!
I'm not letting
some hungry witch
get in the way of me
becoming an Ultimate Explorer.
Adventure Ahoy!
You again?
Get lost
in this magic dust!
[cackle]
[coughs]
That oughta
get rid of you!
Fresh baked cookies.
Can't. Resist.
No! I'm not leaving!
You cannot distract me
with cookies!
Yeah. What he said.
You're starting
to annoy me!
Please,
you don't understand.
I need to find
Zane Willigans.
You have no idea
what we've gone...
Wait.
Where did you get these?
Get what?
It's Zane!
Cat's out of the bag!
[Zane]
What? Did you try the cookies?
Yes.
[Zane]
What about the sparkle dust?
Yup.
[Zane]
Are you in costume?
Not anymore...
I'm Zane's mother.
This is Zane's... house?
Well, there's not
much to explain.
I'd seen it all,
done it all
and realized I'm not
much for the spotlight.
So, I built my
mom this place
and retired
to her basement.
[sigh]
Living the dream.
So Zane,
now that I've found you,
I wanted to ask...
Do you think you can
sponsor me for the club?
Sorry, bud.
Those days are over.
Plus, I'd have to put my address
in the sponsorship form
and I just can't do that.
Oh, I uh...
I understand.
You know, no one has
found me in over years
and I think that's
a way bigger deal
than some
silly sponsorship.
Here, kid,
you earned it.
Your one-of-a-kind
Ultimate Explorer's ring?
I, I...
thank you...
Herby,
are you about to cry?
Yes...
To exploration,
adventure, and ---
Cookies!
Everybody act cool.
We're eight people away
from getting into
the Commander Fist movie.
'Justice has five knuckles!'
Except we're supposed to be
two years older to see it.
What if they catch us?
What if we don't get in?
[scoffs]
With this macho-chin
I never get carded.
We'll get in.
[whirring noise builds]
[cash register bell]
[giggles]
[whirring noise builds]
[cash register bell]
Woohoo!
Uh, hold on there, kiddo.
Everything except
your chin looks
about two years too young.
What?
But my equally
young-looking friends
already have tickets.
It's okay, Herby.
We'll just wait two years
to see the movie.
We will?
Ugh.
No, it's fine.
You guys go.
It's what Commander
Fist would've wanted.
Go on.
Go.
Scooch.
[excited laughter]
[muffled film sound effects]
I think I'll retire
and buy a boat.
No... two!
I think I'll get
a pet monkey.
No... two!
[chuckles]
[both chuckle]
Man.
Grown-ups have it so good.
I wish I could have
a monkey on a boat.
[Mybad]
Tiny sips, my little ones.
This growth formula is rare
and very expensive.
Oh!
Interesting.
[beeps]
[gasp]
Can't be late for movie night.
[chuckles]
[cash register bell]
♪ ♪
Here goes nothin'...
Or something!
Or nothing.
[groan]
Boy, now that was something!
- Hey, Herb.
- How was the movie?
It was awesome!
I mean.
It was okay.
Mediocre.
You know,
you didn't miss much,
uhhh...
Uh, yeah,
there was, uh,
way too much justice.
Not enough ice tigers.
Still, we're sorry you
missed -
WHAT IS ON YOUR FACE?
[gasp]
It worked!
What worked?
Gotta get this back to the lab
before Mybad finds out -
uh, maybe
just one more spritz.
[chuckles]
♪ ♪
[snoring]
[yawns]
Whoa!
Will ya look at that chin wig?
Time to take this puppy
out for a test drive.
♪ ♪
[hearty laugh]
♪ ♪
[whirring]
[needle buzzing]
♪ ♪
[clippers buzzing]
♪ ♪
♪ (Oh baby!) ♪
♪ ♪
Uh, Herby?
It feels like your growth spurt
is happening abnormally fast.
I'd say freakishly
fast.
[attempting deep voice]
Nonsense!
Maybe we should talk
to the school nurse...
or Professor Mybad?
No, don't!
Uh, I mean,
he's busy.
Plus, I'm sure he doesn't
have time
to talk to a bunch
of nosey kids.
But, Mybad LOVES solving
mysteries like this.
Uh-uh-
I said no!
And I'm the adult here.
You know, I think
it's time a hung out
with people my own age.
Don't stay up too late
and brush your teeth before bed.
[distant seagulls cry]
Ahoy there, fellow grown-ups.
Hey, we've never seen
you around before.
Ah, it's nice to talk
to like-minded adults
such as myself.
Are you hiring?
[screams]
Sounds like it.
♪ ♪
Work starts at sunrise tomorrow.
Wow!
My first job...
on a ship!
My first job on a ship, heh.
I'm an adult.
I've worked before.
Hah!
What a jokester.
[coughs]
♪ ♪
[screams]
[splash]
♪ ♪
[winch clacking]
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
Come on now, sailor.
The critters aren't
gonna catch themselves!
Who said that?
[screams]
Hey.
You're not the spry
young sailor
we hired ten hours ago...
[foghorn]
What's this place?
It's a bingo hall.
The perfect place for
a retiree like yourself!
[scoffs]
Retiree?
Happy dabbing, mate!
[foghorn]
Who needs those whippersnappers?
What with their
whippin' and snappin'...
Well, well, well,
look-y here.
You must be new
to the gray-borhood.
In reference to
your hair colour.
[exhales sharply]
[gasp]
I'm, uh, new
to being a senior.
How did it happen so fast?
Oh, yep, kinda creeps
up on ya, don't it?
Well, let me
show you around...
It's not so bad after all.
♪ ♪
[bingo caller]
I-eighteen.
B-twenty.
G-thirty-one.
BINGO!
Oh, there ya go!
Top-notch dabbing, Herb!
♪ ♪
[sigh]
Hi!
Has anyone seen our friend?
He's super hairy,
but he looks like a kid
who aged disturbingly fast?
Let me handle this,
Kirbie.
[shouts]
EXCUSE ME!
HAS ANYONE SEEN
OUR FRIEND?
HE'S GRUMPY AND THINKS
HE'S BETTER THAN US!
Hey, sonny!
There's nothing wrong
with our hearing!
- What?
- Huh?
Sorry, come again?
- Did you say some-
- Huh?
- thing?
- Dog says where?
[Leroy]
No, I don't need to pee.
[shouts]
HEY, HERBY.
IT'S ME, BURT.
I said we can hear
you just fine, Kurt!
And it's Herbert now.
Your generation has no
respect for your elders.
You WERE our generation
like two days ago...
Don't you talk back
to me, youngin!
Herby, please let us
take you to a doctor.
There's something's
wrong with you.
I can take care of myself.
I don't need your lazy,
cell phone lovin',
selfie takin',
red licorice eating help.
Now skedaddle so we can
enjoy our dinner in peace!
But, it's two
in the afternoon.
I said good day, sir!
Oy. Kids.
Am I right?
Well, I think you were
a little hard
on those young folks.
Kids today are actually
pretty respectful.
They deliver my papers.
They mow my lawn for free.
[Leroy]
And that's Ethel.
They feed her cats for her.
Yep.
All twelve of them.
[thud, meow]
Wow... really?
Oh, it's true!
You know, Herbert,
I've known these folks
since we were just
little knee-highs.
We called ourselves
the Four Chumigos.
You did?
Oh, you bet!
We always wanted to be adults
until suddenly we were
and, you know,
it wasn't what we expected.
Holding down jobs and
doing taxes and ugh...
back pains.
If only we'd appreciated
our youth when we had it...
fast... fast...
Are you hearing an echo?
I've made a terrible mistake!
Err.
This exit was supposed
to be more dramatic.
[old man]
Hips are the first to go!
♪ ♪
Ugh, I need to tell you
guys something.
I used Mybad's special formula
to try to grow a little
so I could get in to
see Commander Fist.
[sigh]
So THAT's why you
didn't want his help!
Yeah.
But I grew so fast
that I forgot how
awesome being a kid is
and most important,
having best buds like you.
Can you forgive me?
Well, I guess I can't stay
mad at a sweet old man.
Come on.
Let's go see Professor Mybad!
[Mybad]
Oh, drat!
This blasted formula!
My Sonic Growth Formula
won't hold for more
than a few days!
[gasp]
WOO-HOO!
[laughs]
I mean, uh, better
luck next time, sonny.
[whispers]
Guys, I have an idea...
♪ ♪
Get ready to have
your mind blown!
For 'justice has five knuckles'!
[whirring noise builds]
[cash register bell]
[giggles]
[whirring noise builds]
[cash register bell]
Woohoo!
Not you again.
I told ya
you're not old enough!
[gasp]
Yeah!
[chuckles]
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
[snoring]
[snoring]
Hello, Mr. Kitten.
When did you learn
to drive a car?
[snores]
Oh...
fresh baked cookies.
Can't. Resist.
Guys, guys!
Wake up, wake up!
[screams]
You're not gonna
believe this.
The Ultimate Space
Explorers Club
is expanding
their membership!
[gasps, then hiccups]
Do you guys realize
what a big deal this is?
This only happens
once every ten years!
Exactly my
shower schedule.
All I have to do now is
find an existing member
to sponsor me which, uh,
I think we all know
won't be a problem...
and I'm totally in!
They even give out knockoffs
of the Founder's
one of a kind
Ultimate Explorer's ring
to all new members.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Sorry, Herbie.
Didn't recognize you
with that big frown.
You're usually so happy.
Ugh, I can't believe
I was rejected
by every member
in the galaxy.
What? Why?
They've all sponsored
someone already.
[sighs]
I'd have better luck
trying to get Zane Willigans
to sponsor me.
Zane who-lligans?
Uh, he's only the club's
glorious founder.
Seriously?
You've never heard of him?
[♪♪♪]
[narrator] Here we find
ultimate space explorer,
Zane Willigans -
the man who discovered not one,
but three planets
all shaped like buttocks -
showing off his one of a kind
Ultimate Explorer's ring!
Adventure ahoy!
[narrator]
Zane knew he wanted to be
an explorer from
before birth.
Oh, and if anyone has seen him
in the last twenty years,
let us know where
because that would be great.
[♪♪♪]
Well, I guess
he can't sponsor you.
Unless...
I find him!
If I'm the one to finally
track down Zane,
surely he'll have to
sponsor me
and I'll get
in the club!
We'll catch a ride
the old fashioned way
like Zane used to do
before he built his
trusted steed, Rocket!
Come on guys.
Adventure ahoy!
[hiccups]
[♪♪♪]
Hangry's?
Ever since they started
offering fingerless gloves
they've attracted
the perfect,
danger loving crowd.
Now, to find
the ultimate driver.
What do ya mean you
don't got fish sticks?
What's Gloria
supposed to eat?
Birds don't eat
hamburgers!
We, uh, have,
uh, cheeseburgers.
[growls]
Hey!
He's perfect. Come on!
What do you want,
pipsqueaks?
A ride?
Please?
We'll do anything!
Fine, then you
have to solve
my most unsolvable
biker riddle.
Lay it on me.
A cowboy walks into
town on Friday,
stays for three days,
then leaves on Friday.
How'd he do it?
Is the answer
give us a ride
or we tell Hangry
you were stealing burgers?
Uh, that'll work.
Let's go.
You didn't have to
jump in, you know.
I was totally
gonna answer...
Oh, his horse's
name was Friday.
Let's get this
over with.
Where are ya headed?
[Herby]
Wherever this last known photo
of Zane Willigans
was taken.
[gasps]
You kids are crazier than
a sock full of sharks
if you think I'm setting boot
on Planet Dreadhorror!
Planet Dread-what?
Rumour has it those who've
landed have never returned.
[gulp]
Like Zane?
It's full of giant creatures,
deadly storms,
and I bet it smells.
A nightmare
I want no part of.
So, uh, you'll just
wait here until we get...
[all scream]
No storms
or giant creatures yet...
If I know Zane,
heh, and I do,
I bet he traveled
in the trees,
branch to branch
to avoid detection.
[Burt]
Or maybe he took this path.
Uh, I was just
about to say that.
Zane would for sure
take this path!
Hey, check this out!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
Let an ultimate space explorer
handle this, huh?
It's Zane Willigan's
Special Explorer ring!
See?
I knew this was
the way he'd go.
What?
Okay fine...
I appreciate your help,
but I have to earn
this sponsorship by myself.
So the next thing
we come across,
let me handle it.
[loud roar]
Yeah, that sounds
good to me.
So, what's the plan, Herby?
Well, uh, we could
always, uh...
Run!
[roars]
Don't worry, guys!
Ahh!
[both scream]
I've said it before
and I'll say it again,
I guess this is goodbye.
Uh, don't worry, guys!
I'll think of something!
[hiccups]
[tickling noises]
[laughs]
Quick!
Up the mountain!
So hungry...
Well, at least
you're something.
Why so sad, Herby?
We survived!
I thought you guys
were gonna let me
handle that
back there?
How am I supposed to be
ultimately exploring
when you keep interfering?
What are you
talking about?
It was, uh,
totally your idea
to climb
this mountain!
Yeah.
It was, wasn't it?
Heh. Huh.
I guess I did
save us, didn't I?
Watch and learn, guys.
This is how an
Ultimate Explorer explores
ultimately-
Whoa!
[both]
Herby!
Herby, are you okay?
[sighs]
That branch isn't gonna hold
for a sigh that long.
Come on!
Herby, reach
out your hand!
[sigh]
What's the point?
I'll never be Ultimate
Explorers Club material.
[gasps]
[all scream]
[all scream]
Where are we?
What's it matter?
We don't even know
the way home
and we're probably
gonna starve.
Hey, what's that?
[gasp]
It's Zane Willigans'
trusty motorcycle, Rocket!
And you totally
saw it first!
Um...
and you recognized it
all by yourself, too!
It clearly hasn't been
flown in a while.
Which can only mean...
[all gasp]
[cackling]
Away with you,
or I'll make you my dinner!
[all scream]
Guys, no!
I'm not letting
some hungry witch
get in the way of me
becoming an Ultimate Explorer.
Adventure Ahoy!
You again?
Get lost
in this magic dust!
[cackle]
[coughs]
That oughta
get rid of you!
Fresh baked cookies.
Can't. Resist.
No! I'm not leaving!
You cannot distract me
with cookies!
Yeah. What he said.
You're starting
to annoy me!
Please,
you don't understand.
I need to find
Zane Willigans.
You have no idea
what we've gone...
Wait.
Where did you get these?
Get what?
It's Zane!
Cat's out of the bag!
[Zane]
What? Did you try the cookies?
Yes.
[Zane]
What about the sparkle dust?
Yup.
[Zane]
Are you in costume?
Not anymore...
I'm Zane's mother.
This is Zane's... house?
Well, there's not
much to explain.
I'd seen it all,
done it all
and realized I'm not
much for the spotlight.
So, I built my
mom this place
and retired
to her basement.
[sigh]
Living the dream.
So Zane,
now that I've found you,
I wanted to ask...
Do you think you can
sponsor me for the club?
Sorry, bud.
Those days are over.
Plus, I'd have to put my address
in the sponsorship form
and I just can't do that.
Oh, I uh...
I understand.
You know, no one has
found me in over years
and I think that's
a way bigger deal
than some
silly sponsorship.
Here, kid,
you earned it.
Your one-of-a-kind
Ultimate Explorer's ring?
I, I...
thank you...
Herby,
are you about to cry?
Yes...
To exploration,
adventure, and ---
Cookies!
Everybody act cool.
We're eight people away
from getting into
the Commander Fist movie.
'Justice has five knuckles!'
Except we're supposed to be
two years older to see it.
What if they catch us?
What if we don't get in?
[scoffs]
With this macho-chin
I never get carded.
We'll get in.
[whirring noise builds]
[cash register bell]
[giggles]
[whirring noise builds]
[cash register bell]
Woohoo!
Uh, hold on there, kiddo.
Everything except
your chin looks
about two years too young.
What?
But my equally
young-looking friends
already have tickets.
It's okay, Herby.
We'll just wait two years
to see the movie.
We will?
Ugh.
No, it's fine.
You guys go.
It's what Commander
Fist would've wanted.
Go on.
Go.
Scooch.
[excited laughter]
[muffled film sound effects]
I think I'll retire
and buy a boat.
No... two!
I think I'll get
a pet monkey.
No... two!
[chuckles]
[both chuckle]
Man.
Grown-ups have it so good.
I wish I could have
a monkey on a boat.
[Mybad]
Tiny sips, my little ones.
This growth formula is rare
and very expensive.
Oh!
Interesting.
[beeps]
[gasp]
Can't be late for movie night.
[chuckles]
[cash register bell]
♪ ♪
Here goes nothin'...
Or something!
Or nothing.
[groan]
Boy, now that was something!
- Hey, Herb.
- How was the movie?
It was awesome!
I mean.
It was okay.
Mediocre.
You know,
you didn't miss much,
uhhh...
Uh, yeah,
there was, uh,
way too much justice.
Not enough ice tigers.
Still, we're sorry you
missed -
WHAT IS ON YOUR FACE?
[gasp]
It worked!
What worked?
Gotta get this back to the lab
before Mybad finds out -
uh, maybe
just one more spritz.
[chuckles]
♪ ♪
[snoring]
[yawns]
Whoa!
Will ya look at that chin wig?
Time to take this puppy
out for a test drive.
♪ ♪
[hearty laugh]
♪ ♪
[whirring]
[needle buzzing]
♪ ♪
[clippers buzzing]
♪ ♪
♪ (Oh baby!) ♪
♪ ♪
Uh, Herby?
It feels like your growth spurt
is happening abnormally fast.
I'd say freakishly
fast.
[attempting deep voice]
Nonsense!
Maybe we should talk
to the school nurse...
or Professor Mybad?
No, don't!
Uh, I mean,
he's busy.
Plus, I'm sure he doesn't
have time
to talk to a bunch
of nosey kids.
But, Mybad LOVES solving
mysteries like this.
Uh-uh-
I said no!
And I'm the adult here.
You know, I think
it's time a hung out
with people my own age.
Don't stay up too late
and brush your teeth before bed.
[distant seagulls cry]
Ahoy there, fellow grown-ups.
Hey, we've never seen
you around before.
Ah, it's nice to talk
to like-minded adults
such as myself.
Are you hiring?
[screams]
Sounds like it.
♪ ♪
Work starts at sunrise tomorrow.
Wow!
My first job...
on a ship!
My first job on a ship, heh.
I'm an adult.
I've worked before.
Hah!
What a jokester.
[coughs]
♪ ♪
[screams]
[splash]
♪ ♪
[winch clacking]
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
Come on now, sailor.
The critters aren't
gonna catch themselves!
Who said that?
[screams]
Hey.
You're not the spry
young sailor
we hired ten hours ago...
[foghorn]
What's this place?
It's a bingo hall.
The perfect place for
a retiree like yourself!
[scoffs]
Retiree?
Happy dabbing, mate!
[foghorn]
Who needs those whippersnappers?
What with their
whippin' and snappin'...
Well, well, well,
look-y here.
You must be new
to the gray-borhood.
In reference to
your hair colour.
[exhales sharply]
[gasp]
I'm, uh, new
to being a senior.
How did it happen so fast?
Oh, yep, kinda creeps
up on ya, don't it?
Well, let me
show you around...
It's not so bad after all.
♪ ♪
[bingo caller]
I-eighteen.
B-twenty.
G-thirty-one.
BINGO!
Oh, there ya go!
Top-notch dabbing, Herb!
♪ ♪
[sigh]
Hi!
Has anyone seen our friend?
He's super hairy,
but he looks like a kid
who aged disturbingly fast?
Let me handle this,
Kirbie.
[shouts]
EXCUSE ME!
HAS ANYONE SEEN
OUR FRIEND?
HE'S GRUMPY AND THINKS
HE'S BETTER THAN US!
Hey, sonny!
There's nothing wrong
with our hearing!
- What?
- Huh?
Sorry, come again?
- Did you say some-
- Huh?
- thing?
- Dog says where?
[Leroy]
No, I don't need to pee.
[shouts]
HEY, HERBY.
IT'S ME, BURT.
I said we can hear
you just fine, Kurt!
And it's Herbert now.
Your generation has no
respect for your elders.
You WERE our generation
like two days ago...
Don't you talk back
to me, youngin!
Herby, please let us
take you to a doctor.
There's something's
wrong with you.
I can take care of myself.
I don't need your lazy,
cell phone lovin',
selfie takin',
red licorice eating help.
Now skedaddle so we can
enjoy our dinner in peace!
But, it's two
in the afternoon.
I said good day, sir!
Oy. Kids.
Am I right?
Well, I think you were
a little hard
on those young folks.
Kids today are actually
pretty respectful.
They deliver my papers.
They mow my lawn for free.
[Leroy]
And that's Ethel.
They feed her cats for her.
Yep.
All twelve of them.
[thud, meow]
Wow... really?
Oh, it's true!
You know, Herbert,
I've known these folks
since we were just
little knee-highs.
We called ourselves
the Four Chumigos.
You did?
Oh, you bet!
We always wanted to be adults
until suddenly we were
and, you know,
it wasn't what we expected.
Holding down jobs and
doing taxes and ugh...
back pains.
If only we'd appreciated
our youth when we had it...
fast... fast...
Are you hearing an echo?
I've made a terrible mistake!
Err.
This exit was supposed
to be more dramatic.
[old man]
Hips are the first to go!
♪ ♪
Ugh, I need to tell you
guys something.
I used Mybad's special formula
to try to grow a little
so I could get in to
see Commander Fist.
[sigh]
So THAT's why you
didn't want his help!
Yeah.
But I grew so fast
that I forgot how
awesome being a kid is
and most important,
having best buds like you.
Can you forgive me?
Well, I guess I can't stay
mad at a sweet old man.
Come on.
Let's go see Professor Mybad!
[Mybad]
Oh, drat!
This blasted formula!
My Sonic Growth Formula
won't hold for more
than a few days!
[gasp]
WOO-HOO!
[laughs]
I mean, uh, better
luck next time, sonny.
[whispers]
Guys, I have an idea...
♪ ♪
Get ready to have
your mind blown!
For 'justice has five knuckles'!
[whirring noise builds]
[cash register bell]
[giggles]
[whirring noise builds]
[cash register bell]
Woohoo!
Not you again.
I told ya
you're not old enough!
[gasp]
Yeah!
[chuckles]
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪