01x02 - For a Few Dumples More/Evil Has a Name
Posted: 10/23/23 06:20
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Ahh!
[grunts]
[whistle blows]
Cadets, the Annual
Inter-Academy Bowl-Off
is this week,
and I want to win!
These are the most pitiful
team tryouts
I've ever witnessed!
Uh, but Colonel,
haven't we always
lost the Bowl-Off?
[Colonel] We have not beaten
our rival school in years.
Not since we were
led to victory
by this Academy's
greatest athlete...
Me!
Which is why I decided
to coach the team this year.
Now, who will help eclipse
the shame of defeat
and lead us to bathe
in the nectars of victory?
Woo!
Huh, sounds like
Cork really wants this.
Yah, let's bring this
one home for the Colonel.
Let's do this!
For Oober Doober!
This one is for you,
Colonel Cork!
[growls]
I'm your man, Colonel!
According to Academy records
you've failed to make it
onto every sports team
you've tried out for.
Some of them twice.
You...
Can be the water boy.
Water boy?
[gasps]
Colonel Cork,
I will not disappoint you!
Water boy
reporting for duty!
This... is a glass...
of sand.
[sighs]
[sniffs]
[coughs]
Gimme one more try!
[panting]
[pained grunts]
Strike!
How?
You're the first
student to bowl a strike
at this Academy
in twenty years!
Can you do it again?
Do it again!
Umm...
I don't know?
-You can do it, Burt!
-Yeah!
Just duplicate that highly
unlikely chain of events!
I'll try.
[panting]
Ahh!
[Colonel]
Woo!
Cadets!
I will now announce
the final roster
for the bowling team
in alphabetical order.
Burt.
That is all.
[gasps]
I did it?
Yay! You made the team!
No, I mean Cork
actually likes me!
I just need to learn
how to become a jockstrap.
-You mean jock?
-No worries, bud.
The Kirb and I will
teach you how to jock.
[♪♪♪]
S'up.
What's up?
Nope. Again.
What's up?
[sighs]
You know I wanna say this
isn't completely hopeless...
[♪♪♪]
Okay, let's see you spit.
[gargles]
No, Burt.
Jocks spit like they mean it.
Like they're bringing it up
from their toes!
[gross sounds]
Nice!
Lesson number two:
Towel whipping!
Ow!
Yeah!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[gargles]
[♪♪♪]
[applause]
[sighs]
S'up, buddy!
Agh!
No time for showboating!
Only training!
I did that!
I'm an athlete now.
Just look at my jacket.
Oh, and--
[growls]
S'up.
Oh, he nailed that one.
No more walking.
Rolling.
All you do from now on...
Is roll.
We made a champion!
Give me a strike, Cadet!
Seven-ten split through
the hoop of danger!
[screaming]
It's an honour to be an athlete,
trained by an athlete-
Seven-ten split through
the hoop of danger
and between my Nana's legs!
Uhh I won't disappoint
you, Corkman Kirk...
Less talk, more strikes.
[whistles]
[yelling]
Ball. Ball... Ball...
Well done, cadet.
From here on in
there is no more Burt,
only ball.
That's an order!
[Burt]
Yes sir!
[♪♪♪]
[yawns]
It's so late!
Have you been training
this whole time?
Cork says
I'm his favourite
unless I messy mess up.
Ding!
Help me into my bedtime?
[grunts]
[snores]
I'm not sure this is good.
Trust me, Kirbs.
He'll be fine in the morning.
[Kirbie screams]
[Kirbie]
Herby! Wake up!
Wake up!
He's painted himself
like a bowling ball!
This has gone too far!
No more Burt, only ball.
Whoa.
[grunting efforts]
I knew this was bad!
It's just like I
said last night!
No, that's what I told you.
Kirbie, this is not
the time to argue
about who was right
and that you were wrong, okay?
We need to do something!
Right, Burt?
Burt?
[Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,
grab your seats
'cause it's time to bowl!
In lane one we have
the reigning twenty year loser,
Oober Doober Academy.
And in lane two, we've got
your defending champs...
The Intergalactic
Asymmetrical Conservatory!
Now let's stop,
drop and roll!
[applause]
[♪♪♪]
[gibberish]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[gibberish]
[♪♪♪]
[applause]
[♪♪♪]
[both gasp]
Guys!
You came to watch me!
-We gotta talk!
-We're worried!
[whistle]
-Back to work, Champ!
-Yes, sir!
[pained grunts]
[groaning]
-Burt, please!
-Just listen to us!
[whistles]
Stay focused, Ball.
You're doing great
and I'm...
proud of you.
You get help.
I have just the thing
to delay the game.
[♪♪♪]
[applause]
[♪♪♪]
[crowd gasps]
[Announcer] And that spare
means that Oober Doober
needs just one
more strike to win!
This is it, Ball.
Time to-
[♪♪♪]
Herby!
Get off the lane.
♪ Now Burt is a ball
who can roll a strike... ♪
Get... Off...
The... Lane...
♪ Just ain't right! ♪
♪ Those other guys- ♪
Ahh!
♪ They have one big arm, ♪
♪ but at least they bowl, ♪
♪ without any harm. ♪
♪ You know my-- ♪
It's right here!
[buzzer]
Fascinating.
According to my readings,
this ball will eventually
become... human!
It's already human!
It's Burt!
[gasps]
I need to scan his molecular
structure immediately.
[machine beeps]
[gasps]
If Burt bowls one more strike,
he'll become a bowling ball...
Forever!
Did you hear that?
You'll be a ball forever!
[Colonel grumbling]
♪ And his arm is big.
I hope you enjoyed- ♪
[muffled]
Ball, time to win one
for Oober Doober.
Roll us to victory!
Burt, stop.
Please!
Ball, win.
Now.
-Don't do it!
-Do it.
-Burt, no!
-Ball, yes!
Bowl!
[Kirbie]
No! Burt!
-Win.
-Be a ball forever!
-Win!
-Be a ball forever!
-Win.
-Be a ball forever!
[all gasp]
[screeching]
[cheers]
Detention!
All of you!
Effective immediately!
I'm so happy you didn't do it.
Glad to have you back, Burt.
I'd pick you guys over
being a jock any day.
It is with great pride
that I have been chosen
for this prestigious
and important mission.
One that required
the construction of-
[Herby]
What's under the sheet?
I'm getting to that!
As I was saying,
we have constructed-
Is it a giraffe?
A gir-
Of course not!
Is it two giraffes?
-They must be hungry!
-Feed them!
[sighs]
If you'll allow me to-
Feed-them, feed-them,
feed-them, feed-them-
There are no giraffes!
This is an important vessel
for a mission
of great magnitude!
I named it
The Galaxy Peace Voyageur.
It is a symbol of our pride.
Power!
And dignity!
[all gasp]
Whoa...
This is not my vessel!
Um, pardon me, Colonel,
but the ship looks
exactly like your design.
[Colonel]
Who did this?
Gah!
What were you thinking?
[Kirbie] Wow, it's so...
pedestrian.
Cork draws?
He must be taking
an art class.
Uh-uh.
He can't hand this in.
He'll be humiliated.
You're right.
We have to help him!
Let's save this stinker!
Whee!
[giggles]
Cork's gonna be so happy!
Do... You... Know...
What... You've... Done?
Something... wrong?
The Galaxy Peace Voyageur-
Uh-uh.
We renamed it The Glitter Puff.
[growls]
My ship was
specifically designed
to impress
the Up-Titans!
Yeah, well
the Glitter Puff is bound
to leave an impression
on anyone.
Do you know who
the Up-Titans are?
-Nope.
-Nada.
Friends of yours?
[sighs]
[Skillsworthy]
Meet the Up-Titans.
The most dangerous
beings in the galaxy!
Beyond that
they're pretty dull.
They fly dull ships,
eat dull food
and control
a dull empire
in the Monotone Nebula.
And they destroy
anything flashy.
Star twinkling too much?
Gone!
Rainbow too colorful?
Annihilated!
They wanted to destroy earth
because it was too dazzling.
So a treaty was signed
promising Earth
would tone it down
whenever the Up-Titans
were passing.
The treaty needs
to be resigned
once every hundred years.
Fail that mission and...
We're all doomed!
-Oh no...
-Sir, we had no idea.
Yeah, if I had known
the movie was that short,
I would've got a medium.
-Hey.
-Ow!
So to recap:
You're gonna go meet aliens
who blast anything flashy.
And I have to do it
in this abomination!
Could you take another ship?
This is the only ship
that can make it in time!
Earth...
is a goner.
Maybe they'll like the ship.
[growls]
We could make
the glitter beige?
Take me inside.
I need to see
what I'm up against!
Oh the inside is way better.
Way better!
[♪♪♪]
[growls]
Shut it down!
My goodness!
It's like
a college party in here!
Aw, don't worry, there isn't
a ball pit in every elevator.
One has a bouncy castle!
-Burt!
-Umm...
just kidding?
Hmm, at least
the captain's chair
isn't too ridiculous.
Wait!
[long fart sound]
[growls]
Is the power-up
sequence less...
Gassy?
Yes! Yes it is!
Uh, maybe I should
sit there...
Quit blathering
and start the engines!
That's an order!
[growls]
[growls]
And why are we
moving so slowly?
Because someone
isn't peddling.
[sighs]
[♪♪♪]
We're here.
Your orders are no talking.
No fidgeting.
And no tom foolery.
Don't worry, Colonel!
We'll make sure
you and the Up-Titans
become total besties,
sir, yes sir!
I'll settle for them not
blowing us out of the sky.
Aw, come on, Cork.
I know they're big and tough,
but no one's bigger
and tougher than you!
Did we just fly
into a paper bag?
It's a Tedium-Class Destroyer.
Don't make
any interesting moves.
Greetings, unsightly ones.
Uh, hi?
Your tasteless ship
has been declared
a blemish on
the face of the universe.
Treaty canceled.
Prepare for obliteration.
[gasps]
Obliteration?
Is that when
two words sound alike
but have different meanings?
[Colonel]
No!
It means they're
going to attack us!
Hail them again.
I need to fix this!
No need.
Initiating rubber ducky defense!
What?
No, don't!
I lose my rubber ducky
in the bubbles all the time!
They'll never find us.
The bubbles are excessive,
but mask your gaudy
ship with cleanliness.
We have taken it
as a gesture of goodwill.
You are safe.
For now.
Thank you,
noble bland ones
whose humdrumery
we humbly respect.
May we proceed
with the treaty?
That would be
superbly adequate.
Come on over for some sundaes!
Uh, I mean water.
Let's drink water.
Please.
Allow me to come to you.
Acceptable.
And wipe your feet.
Alright!
We get to go on their ship!
You will all remain here
with one prime directive.
Don't... Do... Anything.
Sir, yes Sir!
I said don't do anything!
I'm worried about the Colonel.
We got him into this mess...
And it's a messy one.
Ah, he'll be okay.
If anyone can get this
treaty signed, it's Cork.
He forgot the treaty!
-What's a treaty?
-We have to get it to him!
-But Cork said-
-No choice!
We have to save the mission.
Thank you for printing off
another treaty.
I meant no disrespect.
What's disrespectful
is that uniform.
Such flashy colors.
Oh, you mean...
These?
Excellent.
Your ability to create
monotony shows promise.
I will now sign the treaty-
Ack, it touched me!
Keep your distance
vile creatures!
[gasps]
Quick, we gotta make friends!
Hi! Oooo these moo-moos
are so soft!
Is this a blend?
You're soiling my regalia!
[gasps]
Get away from him!
Commander.
Please excuse my inept-
Your undergarment has
committed an act of w*r!
Gah!
Your race shall be
annihilated!
But my first order of business
will be taking care
of the four of you!
Wait!
Okay, but before all that stuff,
wanna sign a treaty?
Emergency beam-out!
We have to get back
and warn Earth!
Pedal faster!
We need to get away
before they board the-
You have been boarded!
Prepare for routine doom-
Bah, the tackiness!
Too much pizzazz!
Ahh!
I feel terrible.
You were right Colonel,
our ship is overwhelming them!
Overwhelming them?
That's it!
I never thought I'd say this,
but how flashy
can this ship get?
We'd be proud
to show you, Sir!
Die colours! Die!
Kirbie, hit 'em
with the light show!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Let's dance!
[♪♪♪]
No!
So upbeat!
Care for a snack?
Well, I am a little peckish...
[all scream]
Sir, will you do the honors?
Gladly.
[screams]
[coughs]
No more!
[Coughs]
Your ship is too
powerful for us!
So you'll sign the treaty
and leave Earth alone?
Yes.
Anything!
Just let us go back
to our ship!
I need a pen.
Here.
We did it!
High five!
Boo-yah!
Not happening.
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ Three! ♪
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Ahh!
[grunts]
[whistle blows]
Cadets, the Annual
Inter-Academy Bowl-Off
is this week,
and I want to win!
These are the most pitiful
team tryouts
I've ever witnessed!
Uh, but Colonel,
haven't we always
lost the Bowl-Off?
[Colonel] We have not beaten
our rival school in years.
Not since we were
led to victory
by this Academy's
greatest athlete...
Me!
Which is why I decided
to coach the team this year.
Now, who will help eclipse
the shame of defeat
and lead us to bathe
in the nectars of victory?
Woo!
Huh, sounds like
Cork really wants this.
Yah, let's bring this
one home for the Colonel.
Let's do this!
For Oober Doober!
This one is for you,
Colonel Cork!
[growls]
I'm your man, Colonel!
According to Academy records
you've failed to make it
onto every sports team
you've tried out for.
Some of them twice.
You...
Can be the water boy.
Water boy?
[gasps]
Colonel Cork,
I will not disappoint you!
Water boy
reporting for duty!
This... is a glass...
of sand.
[sighs]
[sniffs]
[coughs]
Gimme one more try!
[panting]
[pained grunts]
Strike!
How?
You're the first
student to bowl a strike
at this Academy
in twenty years!
Can you do it again?
Do it again!
Umm...
I don't know?
-You can do it, Burt!
-Yeah!
Just duplicate that highly
unlikely chain of events!
I'll try.
[panting]
Ahh!
[Colonel]
Woo!
Cadets!
I will now announce
the final roster
for the bowling team
in alphabetical order.
Burt.
That is all.
[gasps]
I did it?
Yay! You made the team!
No, I mean Cork
actually likes me!
I just need to learn
how to become a jockstrap.
-You mean jock?
-No worries, bud.
The Kirb and I will
teach you how to jock.
[♪♪♪]
S'up.
What's up?
Nope. Again.
What's up?
[sighs]
You know I wanna say this
isn't completely hopeless...
[♪♪♪]
Okay, let's see you spit.
[gargles]
No, Burt.
Jocks spit like they mean it.
Like they're bringing it up
from their toes!
[gross sounds]
Nice!
Lesson number two:
Towel whipping!
Ow!
Yeah!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[gargles]
[♪♪♪]
[applause]
[sighs]
S'up, buddy!
Agh!
No time for showboating!
Only training!
I did that!
I'm an athlete now.
Just look at my jacket.
Oh, and--
[growls]
S'up.
Oh, he nailed that one.
No more walking.
Rolling.
All you do from now on...
Is roll.
We made a champion!
Give me a strike, Cadet!
Seven-ten split through
the hoop of danger!
[screaming]
It's an honour to be an athlete,
trained by an athlete-
Seven-ten split through
the hoop of danger
and between my Nana's legs!
Uhh I won't disappoint
you, Corkman Kirk...
Less talk, more strikes.
[whistles]
[yelling]
Ball. Ball... Ball...
Well done, cadet.
From here on in
there is no more Burt,
only ball.
That's an order!
[Burt]
Yes sir!
[♪♪♪]
[yawns]
It's so late!
Have you been training
this whole time?
Cork says
I'm his favourite
unless I messy mess up.
Ding!
Help me into my bedtime?
[grunts]
[snores]
I'm not sure this is good.
Trust me, Kirbs.
He'll be fine in the morning.
[Kirbie screams]
[Kirbie]
Herby! Wake up!
Wake up!
He's painted himself
like a bowling ball!
This has gone too far!
No more Burt, only ball.
Whoa.
[grunting efforts]
I knew this was bad!
It's just like I
said last night!
No, that's what I told you.
Kirbie, this is not
the time to argue
about who was right
and that you were wrong, okay?
We need to do something!
Right, Burt?
Burt?
[Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,
grab your seats
'cause it's time to bowl!
In lane one we have
the reigning twenty year loser,
Oober Doober Academy.
And in lane two, we've got
your defending champs...
The Intergalactic
Asymmetrical Conservatory!
Now let's stop,
drop and roll!
[applause]
[♪♪♪]
[gibberish]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[gibberish]
[♪♪♪]
[applause]
[♪♪♪]
[both gasp]
Guys!
You came to watch me!
-We gotta talk!
-We're worried!
[whistle]
-Back to work, Champ!
-Yes, sir!
[pained grunts]
[groaning]
-Burt, please!
-Just listen to us!
[whistles]
Stay focused, Ball.
You're doing great
and I'm...
proud of you.
You get help.
I have just the thing
to delay the game.
[♪♪♪]
[applause]
[♪♪♪]
[crowd gasps]
[Announcer] And that spare
means that Oober Doober
needs just one
more strike to win!
This is it, Ball.
Time to-
[♪♪♪]
Herby!
Get off the lane.
♪ Now Burt is a ball
who can roll a strike... ♪
Get... Off...
The... Lane...
♪ Just ain't right! ♪
♪ Those other guys- ♪
Ahh!
♪ They have one big arm, ♪
♪ but at least they bowl, ♪
♪ without any harm. ♪
♪ You know my-- ♪
It's right here!
[buzzer]
Fascinating.
According to my readings,
this ball will eventually
become... human!
It's already human!
It's Burt!
[gasps]
I need to scan his molecular
structure immediately.
[machine beeps]
[gasps]
If Burt bowls one more strike,
he'll become a bowling ball...
Forever!
Did you hear that?
You'll be a ball forever!
[Colonel grumbling]
♪ And his arm is big.
I hope you enjoyed- ♪
[muffled]
Ball, time to win one
for Oober Doober.
Roll us to victory!
Burt, stop.
Please!
Ball, win.
Now.
-Don't do it!
-Do it.
-Burt, no!
-Ball, yes!
Bowl!
[Kirbie]
No! Burt!
-Win.
-Be a ball forever!
-Win!
-Be a ball forever!
-Win.
-Be a ball forever!
[all gasp]
[screeching]
[cheers]
Detention!
All of you!
Effective immediately!
I'm so happy you didn't do it.
Glad to have you back, Burt.
I'd pick you guys over
being a jock any day.
It is with great pride
that I have been chosen
for this prestigious
and important mission.
One that required
the construction of-
[Herby]
What's under the sheet?
I'm getting to that!
As I was saying,
we have constructed-
Is it a giraffe?
A gir-
Of course not!
Is it two giraffes?
-They must be hungry!
-Feed them!
[sighs]
If you'll allow me to-
Feed-them, feed-them,
feed-them, feed-them-
There are no giraffes!
This is an important vessel
for a mission
of great magnitude!
I named it
The Galaxy Peace Voyageur.
It is a symbol of our pride.
Power!
And dignity!
[all gasp]
Whoa...
This is not my vessel!
Um, pardon me, Colonel,
but the ship looks
exactly like your design.
[Colonel]
Who did this?
Gah!
What were you thinking?
[Kirbie] Wow, it's so...
pedestrian.
Cork draws?
He must be taking
an art class.
Uh-uh.
He can't hand this in.
He'll be humiliated.
You're right.
We have to help him!
Let's save this stinker!
Whee!
[giggles]
Cork's gonna be so happy!
Do... You... Know...
What... You've... Done?
Something... wrong?
The Galaxy Peace Voyageur-
Uh-uh.
We renamed it The Glitter Puff.
[growls]
My ship was
specifically designed
to impress
the Up-Titans!
Yeah, well
the Glitter Puff is bound
to leave an impression
on anyone.
Do you know who
the Up-Titans are?
-Nope.
-Nada.
Friends of yours?
[sighs]
[Skillsworthy]
Meet the Up-Titans.
The most dangerous
beings in the galaxy!
Beyond that
they're pretty dull.
They fly dull ships,
eat dull food
and control
a dull empire
in the Monotone Nebula.
And they destroy
anything flashy.
Star twinkling too much?
Gone!
Rainbow too colorful?
Annihilated!
They wanted to destroy earth
because it was too dazzling.
So a treaty was signed
promising Earth
would tone it down
whenever the Up-Titans
were passing.
The treaty needs
to be resigned
once every hundred years.
Fail that mission and...
We're all doomed!
-Oh no...
-Sir, we had no idea.
Yeah, if I had known
the movie was that short,
I would've got a medium.
-Hey.
-Ow!
So to recap:
You're gonna go meet aliens
who blast anything flashy.
And I have to do it
in this abomination!
Could you take another ship?
This is the only ship
that can make it in time!
Earth...
is a goner.
Maybe they'll like the ship.
[growls]
We could make
the glitter beige?
Take me inside.
I need to see
what I'm up against!
Oh the inside is way better.
Way better!
[♪♪♪]
[growls]
Shut it down!
My goodness!
It's like
a college party in here!
Aw, don't worry, there isn't
a ball pit in every elevator.
One has a bouncy castle!
-Burt!
-Umm...
just kidding?
Hmm, at least
the captain's chair
isn't too ridiculous.
Wait!
[long fart sound]
[growls]
Is the power-up
sequence less...
Gassy?
Yes! Yes it is!
Uh, maybe I should
sit there...
Quit blathering
and start the engines!
That's an order!
[growls]
[growls]
And why are we
moving so slowly?
Because someone
isn't peddling.
[sighs]
[♪♪♪]
We're here.
Your orders are no talking.
No fidgeting.
And no tom foolery.
Don't worry, Colonel!
We'll make sure
you and the Up-Titans
become total besties,
sir, yes sir!
I'll settle for them not
blowing us out of the sky.
Aw, come on, Cork.
I know they're big and tough,
but no one's bigger
and tougher than you!
Did we just fly
into a paper bag?
It's a Tedium-Class Destroyer.
Don't make
any interesting moves.
Greetings, unsightly ones.
Uh, hi?
Your tasteless ship
has been declared
a blemish on
the face of the universe.
Treaty canceled.
Prepare for obliteration.
[gasps]
Obliteration?
Is that when
two words sound alike
but have different meanings?
[Colonel]
No!
It means they're
going to attack us!
Hail them again.
I need to fix this!
No need.
Initiating rubber ducky defense!
What?
No, don't!
I lose my rubber ducky
in the bubbles all the time!
They'll never find us.
The bubbles are excessive,
but mask your gaudy
ship with cleanliness.
We have taken it
as a gesture of goodwill.
You are safe.
For now.
Thank you,
noble bland ones
whose humdrumery
we humbly respect.
May we proceed
with the treaty?
That would be
superbly adequate.
Come on over for some sundaes!
Uh, I mean water.
Let's drink water.
Please.
Allow me to come to you.
Acceptable.
And wipe your feet.
Alright!
We get to go on their ship!
You will all remain here
with one prime directive.
Don't... Do... Anything.
Sir, yes Sir!
I said don't do anything!
I'm worried about the Colonel.
We got him into this mess...
And it's a messy one.
Ah, he'll be okay.
If anyone can get this
treaty signed, it's Cork.
He forgot the treaty!
-What's a treaty?
-We have to get it to him!
-But Cork said-
-No choice!
We have to save the mission.
Thank you for printing off
another treaty.
I meant no disrespect.
What's disrespectful
is that uniform.
Such flashy colors.
Oh, you mean...
These?
Excellent.
Your ability to create
monotony shows promise.
I will now sign the treaty-
Ack, it touched me!
Keep your distance
vile creatures!
[gasps]
Quick, we gotta make friends!
Hi! Oooo these moo-moos
are so soft!
Is this a blend?
You're soiling my regalia!
[gasps]
Get away from him!
Commander.
Please excuse my inept-
Your undergarment has
committed an act of w*r!
Gah!
Your race shall be
annihilated!
But my first order of business
will be taking care
of the four of you!
Wait!
Okay, but before all that stuff,
wanna sign a treaty?
Emergency beam-out!
We have to get back
and warn Earth!
Pedal faster!
We need to get away
before they board the-
You have been boarded!
Prepare for routine doom-
Bah, the tackiness!
Too much pizzazz!
Ahh!
I feel terrible.
You were right Colonel,
our ship is overwhelming them!
Overwhelming them?
That's it!
I never thought I'd say this,
but how flashy
can this ship get?
We'd be proud
to show you, Sir!
Die colours! Die!
Kirbie, hit 'em
with the light show!
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Let's dance!
[♪♪♪]
No!
So upbeat!
Care for a snack?
Well, I am a little peckish...
[all scream]
Sir, will you do the honors?
Gladly.
[screams]
[coughs]
No more!
[Coughs]
Your ship is too
powerful for us!
So you'll sign the treaty
and leave Earth alone?
Yes.
Anything!
Just let us go back
to our ship!
I need a pen.
Here.
We did it!
High five!
Boo-yah!
Not happening.
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪