05x15 - Band on the Run
Posted: 10/19/23 06:16
♪ Here we are ♪
♪ Face to face ♪
♪ A couple
Of silver spoons ♪
♪ Hopin' to find ♪
♪ We're two of a kind ♪
♪ Makin' a go ♪
♪ Makin' it grow ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ Takin' the time
Each day ♪
♪ To learn all about ♪
♪ Those things
You just can't buy ♪
♪ Two silver spoons
Together ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ You give me
Cool, cool love ♪
♪ I want your cool
Cool, cool, cool love ♪
Yo, Brad.
Brad.
Brad!
Huh?
What are you doing?
I was flying.
Would you mind flying
with the rest of the formation?
Brad, if we can't
finish a song together,
there's no way we're gonna win
the battle of bands.
Hey, relax. We're a cinch.
We got a hot sound,
good songs,
and most important...
Me.
I think we have an even bigger
problem than Brad.
What do you mean?
The opening song
just doesn't cut it.
What's wrong with it?
Well, for one thing,
it stinks.
You have
a better suggestion?
Yeah.
I think we should open up
with something
that really grabs them,
makes them
sit up and notice.
Like "Heart of Stone."
You sing that song.
Yeah.
Wait, guys.
That's not a bad idea.
Why don't we vote on it?
All right. All right.
All in favor of replacing
a never-fail opener
with a weak,
untested, clumsy ballad
that nobody understands.
Okay. Okay. Forget it.
I gotta get outta here.
What? No, Alfonso,
we have more rehearsing to do.
Well, I got a date...
With Kiki.
Again? You skipped out yesterday
to be with her.
I know.
And it was worth it.
What's more important,
our group or a woman?
Have a good time.
[♪♪♪]
Smells good, hon.
What's for dinner?
Prime rib.
[EXCLAIMS]
My favorite...
Coconut icing.
No, you don't.
Okay.
I'll get my own.
Ha-ha-ha!
No, Edward, don't!
Hot! Hot!
That was the horseradish
for the prime rib.
You could have warned me.
[KNOCKING]
I wonder
who that could be?
I hope the fire department.
Oh, Charles, hi.
Please come on in.
Hello, Kate. Edward.
Well, Charles I hope
Rick's band didn't disturb you?
I told him
to keep it down.
Actually, I rather enjoyed
the music.
It frightened all
the pigeons off my lawn.
Then it's
a friendly visit.
Actually, I've come
to ask a favor.
Anything for a neighbor.
I have to dash out of town
on business.
Problems in
the weapons industry?
Peace break out?
How amusing.
How about a soda?
No, thanks.
We're having problems with the
new m*ssile factory in Houston.
And I was wondering if you could
look after my orchid plants?
Sure. We oughtta be able
to handle your flowers.
Orchids.
Prize-Winning...
Priceless...
Irreplaceable...
Orchids.
Oh, those.
We'll just put them
in the greenhouse.
I don't think Will and Maxi
would like that.
Short for Wilsonara
and Maxillaria Orchidaceae.
Will and Maxi
sounds good to me.
They don't like
to be left alone.
They're used to being with me
in the house.
We'll keep them with us...
In the house.
I don't want to impose?
It really wouldn't be a problem.
Oh, I'm so pleased
to hear you say that.
Now. All you have to do
is mist them
four times a day,
nourish them with plant food
and vitamin compounds,
keep the temperature
and humidity stable,
and check the soil
for the proper pH balance.
Like Kate said,
ahem, no problem.
Then I'll
bring them over.
Oh...
I'm sure they're
going to like you.
Oh.
Toodle-oo.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Edward, how do you tell
when a plant doesn't like you?
Oh, it's very subtle.
They promise to call,
but they never do.
[♪♪♪]
Newborn babies require
less equipment than this.
What's the lamp for?
To keep them warm
during the cool evenings.
According
to your notes,
if they get colder
than degrees, it's--
Bye-bye, buds.
Can you keep a secret?
Why not?
We're keeping everything else.
I think Will and Maxi
will soon be cross-germinating.
Cross-germinating?
Getting it on.
Of course, conditions
will have to be just right.
Have Will ask Maxi
out for a candlelight dinner.
Always worked for me.
Or a nice drive
out to Inspiration Point.
Which has never
worked for me.
It looks like
your instructions
are quite complete.
Is there anything else
that Edward needs to know?
Yes. Talk to them.
Talk?
Plants love
to be talked to.
Any particular subject?
Baseball? Movies?
Uh, politics?
Maybe they'd like
to watch TV?
Leaf it to Beaver.
Roots.
Happy Daisies.
Lafern and Shirley.
You are going
to take this seriously?
Yes, we are, Charles.
Now, don't worry.
Your orchids are in good hands.
Oh. Thank you.
Remember, you two.
You're guests here,
so behave yourselves.
Cheerio.
Bye-bye.
Isn't it nice to see such
devotion to a couple of plants?
We've lived next door
to that guy for years
I never saw
this side of him.
Yeah. I didn't know
he was a wacko either.
[♪♪♪]
♪ So dear ♪
♪ Miss lonely hearts ♪
♪ I'm countin'
On your advice ♪
♪ I been worn
And torn by love ♪
♪ And nothing seems
To come out right ♪
[PLAYS WRONG CHORD]
♪ So please help me... ♪
Ooh...
Guys, where did
that come from?
I'll give you a clue.
It was Alfonso.
Oh, hi.
Hi, Mrs. Stratton.
I'm Kiki,
Alfonso's friend.
Nice to meet you.
You think they're ready
for a little snack?
No. I think they're ready
for a big snack.
[CHUCKLES]
I'll help you.
All right.
How long have you
known Alfonso?
A long time.
It'll be
two weeks tomorrow.
She shouldn't
even be here.
You know the rule.
No chicks at rehearsal.
Well, since when
did we have that rule?
Since she started
showing up.
Guys, guys, come on.
Can we get back
to the music?
Hey, speak
to lover-boy here.
I wasn't the one
showing off.
Hey. I wasn't showing off.
Alfonso.
I was just doing
my Michael Jackson.
Alfonso.
You didn't see me doing
my Bruce Springsteen.
Brad.
You don't do
a good Springsteen.
Alfonso!
I don't do
a good Springsteen?
Snacks are ready.
Food.
Food.
Well, I'm glad
I settled that.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
I thought
you were terrific.
Yeah?
When you're in front,
the group sounds
so much better.
Really?
You've got the best voice,
the best moves,
and you do a Michael Jackson
better than...
Michael Jackson.
Yeah?
Like I told you before,
if you want to win
the battle of the bands,
I think you should insist on
opening with "Heart of Stone."
Yeah, well, uh...
The guys didn't
go for it.
That's because
they're jealous.
They are?
Yeah.
Because you sound so good.
Hey...
When you sing that song,
it makes my heart throb.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I have to run.
Oww!
Great.
Now he's a one-man band.
Where's Kiki?
She left.
Good.
Now you won't be jumping
up and down during the ballads.
Lay off, guys,
we have a lot of work to do,
like that opening number.
Yeah, I've been giving that
a lot of thought.
I still think we should open up
with "Heart of Stone."
I thought we already
went through this.
Yeah. I feel like
I'm having a deja vu again.
Wait, I'm sure Alfonso
has a good reason
for bringing this up.
Don't you?
Yeah. It's the kind of song
that gives people...
Heartthrob.
No, no, no, no.
It gives people heartburn.
Alfonso, we've already
made our decision.
I know why you guys don't want
me to do "Heart of Stone."
You guys are jealous.
[BRAD SCOFFS]
[LAUGHS]
Jealous?
I think he's been
standing too close
to his amplifier.
Knock it off.
Alfonso, you're taking this
too personally.
Oh. Sure.
Take their side.
What?
Look. We either
do the song, or...
Or what?
Or I walk.
I guess I got your answer.
RICK:
Alfonso.
Alfonso.
[♪♪♪]
I mist you.
Yes, I did.
Would orchid you?
Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Uh-oh, getting
a little warmish.
Going to move
this light off of you.
[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
Hello? Hello?
What's this?
A weed!
Can't have that,
can we? No.
[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
There. You look
much better.
You look fantastic
if I do say so myself.
Very sexy!
Dad.
What?
Does Kate know about this?
I was just saying
good morning.
No, no, no.
Dad, you weren't.
I saw the whole thing.
You were hitting
on an orchid.
You guys gonna have band
practice here again today?
Yep.
We'll be out.
But we'll be there
Monday night for the...
[IMITATES b*mb, expl*si*n,
g*nf*re]
Battle of the bands.
I think the battle is going
to turn into a m*ssacre.
Oh?
We just can't seem
to get it together.
Without Alfonso, you mean?
Alfonso has nothing
to do with this.
Okay. Maybe a little.
Okay. A lot.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
You guys can always
ask him back.
Alfonso, we were just
talking about--
Rick, look who's here.
Alfonso.
Hey, Alfonso.
I'm going upstairs.
How you doing?
Great.
How you doing?
Terrific.
How's the band doing?
Oh, fine.
Of course,
it's not the same without you.
Yeah, well, five guys
make more noise.
Listen, Alfonso, if you
ever want to come back--
Thanks, Rick, but I can't.
I came by to pick up
my mic stand.
Okay, sure. It's out back.
You doing some playing?
Yeah. I joined a new group.
Oh. Who's in it?
Kiki's brothers.
They've been looking
for a lead singer.
Well, um...
Congratulations.
What kind of music is it--
Top s, originals?
Uh, originals.
Kiki's been writing
some songs.
Kiki?
And she's taking
guitar lessons.
Great...
I guess.
Alfonso, this is stupid.
We're best friends.
Why are you
in another band?
Because I get the chance
to do the songs I do best.
Alfonso, can I tell you
something, friend to friend?
What?
You never started
acting crazy until--
Until what?
Until you went cuckoo
over Kiki.
Hey, leave her out of this.
This is all my idea.
I like flying solo.
Nobody telling me what to do.
I'm my own man.
Okay, okay.
I gotta get going.
Kiki gets mad
if I'm gone too long.
Let's take the ending
one more time, all right?
This time,
let's step on the gas.
Crank up the volume.
That was great!
I'm telling you,
we're going to k*ll.
RICK:
Oh, no!
Guys, I think
we already have.
Oh, I'm in big trouble.
Guys, this is
a prize-winning orchid.
Not anymore.
So what? You didn't
k*ll the plant.
I know,
but our music did.
Guys, what am I gonna do?
Look, what's the big deal?
Just go out
and buy another flower.
Brad, that's the dumbest idea
I've ever heard.
[♪♪♪]
Dad, I'm sorry.
It was all my fault.
I k*lled Maxi.
The music
was playing too loud.
That's why I bought
this other plant.
I thought I k*lled her
by overwatering.
You know, she did
look kind of soggy.
It doesn't matter
who k*lled her,
although it probably
was the music.
Lucky for us,
I bought a spare, huh?
Rick, come on,
it's immature and dishonest
to try to pass off
a stranger for Maxi.
You're old enough
to know better than that.
Hi, guys.
Oh, no.
You beat me to it.
Kate!
When I saw what happened
to Maxi,
I knew you'd be
devastated, so I...
Went out and bought another one.
See? Great minds
think alike.
I can't believe you two.
What about taking
responsibility?
When you make a mistake,
you just own up to it.
Charles is on his way over now
and we're gonna
have to tell him the truth.
[DOORBELL RINGING]
Quick. Give me
the phony plant.
Coming!
Charles.
Charles.
Charles.
Hello, Edward, Kate, Richard.
Where are my babies?
Right where
you left them.
They're safe and sound,
right, guys?
Oh, yeah.
Hello, Will.
Hello, Maxi.
Maxi?
What? What?
Maxi looks a bit
out of sorts.
She didn't have time
to put on her make-up yet.
Wait a minute.
This isn't my Maxi.
It isn't?
No, it isn't.
Kate, do you know
anything about this?
I'm sorry, Charles.
Here she is.
May she rest in peace.
Rest in...
Oh, my.
I'm really sorry,
Charles.
Maxi, you're pregnant.
She is?
Yes, that's how they get
after they've been pollinated.
They lose their bloom.
Can't you see?
There's a new growth
down here.
[ALL COO]
The Red Knights!
Let's hear it for them.
Very good, guys.
Very good.
Okay. We have
two more groups to hear
before our selection committee
picks the winner
in the battle of the bands.
Ladies and gentlemen,
how about a big hand
for The Fab Five.
Psst.
Oh, oh.
The Fab Four.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
Good luck.
Hey, thanks, Alfonso.
It's not too late.
What are you
wishing them luck for?
They're my friends.
I told you, you don't need
friends like those anymore.
SINGER:
One, two, three, four.
♪ You're so cool
And it's making me uptight ♪
♪ You turn me on ♪
♪ Then you won't
See me tonight ♪
♪ You smile so sweet ♪
♪ Then you turn
And walk away ♪
♪ You make me nuts, girl
Each and every day ♪
♪ It's too plain ♪
♪ You make me insane ♪
♪ You give me
Cool, cool love ♪
♪ I want your
Cool, cool love ♪
♪ You give me
Cool, cool love ♪
♪ I want your cool
Cool, cool, cool love ♪
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
♪ Face to face ♪
♪ A couple
Of silver spoons ♪
♪ Hopin' to find ♪
♪ We're two of a kind ♪
♪ Makin' a go ♪
♪ Makin' it grow ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ Takin' the time
Each day ♪
♪ To learn all about ♪
♪ Those things
You just can't buy ♪
♪ Two silver spoons
Together ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ You give me
Cool, cool love ♪
♪ I want your cool
Cool, cool, cool love ♪
Yo, Brad.
Brad.
Brad!
Huh?
What are you doing?
I was flying.
Would you mind flying
with the rest of the formation?
Brad, if we can't
finish a song together,
there's no way we're gonna win
the battle of bands.
Hey, relax. We're a cinch.
We got a hot sound,
good songs,
and most important...
Me.
I think we have an even bigger
problem than Brad.
What do you mean?
The opening song
just doesn't cut it.
What's wrong with it?
Well, for one thing,
it stinks.
You have
a better suggestion?
Yeah.
I think we should open up
with something
that really grabs them,
makes them
sit up and notice.
Like "Heart of Stone."
You sing that song.
Yeah.
Wait, guys.
That's not a bad idea.
Why don't we vote on it?
All right. All right.
All in favor of replacing
a never-fail opener
with a weak,
untested, clumsy ballad
that nobody understands.
Okay. Okay. Forget it.
I gotta get outta here.
What? No, Alfonso,
we have more rehearsing to do.
Well, I got a date...
With Kiki.
Again? You skipped out yesterday
to be with her.
I know.
And it was worth it.
What's more important,
our group or a woman?
Have a good time.
[♪♪♪]
Smells good, hon.
What's for dinner?
Prime rib.
[EXCLAIMS]
My favorite...
Coconut icing.
No, you don't.
Okay.
I'll get my own.
Ha-ha-ha!
No, Edward, don't!
Hot! Hot!
That was the horseradish
for the prime rib.
You could have warned me.
[KNOCKING]
I wonder
who that could be?
I hope the fire department.
Oh, Charles, hi.
Please come on in.
Hello, Kate. Edward.
Well, Charles I hope
Rick's band didn't disturb you?
I told him
to keep it down.
Actually, I rather enjoyed
the music.
It frightened all
the pigeons off my lawn.
Then it's
a friendly visit.
Actually, I've come
to ask a favor.
Anything for a neighbor.
I have to dash out of town
on business.
Problems in
the weapons industry?
Peace break out?
How amusing.
How about a soda?
No, thanks.
We're having problems with the
new m*ssile factory in Houston.
And I was wondering if you could
look after my orchid plants?
Sure. We oughtta be able
to handle your flowers.
Orchids.
Prize-Winning...
Priceless...
Irreplaceable...
Orchids.
Oh, those.
We'll just put them
in the greenhouse.
I don't think Will and Maxi
would like that.
Short for Wilsonara
and Maxillaria Orchidaceae.
Will and Maxi
sounds good to me.
They don't like
to be left alone.
They're used to being with me
in the house.
We'll keep them with us...
In the house.
I don't want to impose?
It really wouldn't be a problem.
Oh, I'm so pleased
to hear you say that.
Now. All you have to do
is mist them
four times a day,
nourish them with plant food
and vitamin compounds,
keep the temperature
and humidity stable,
and check the soil
for the proper pH balance.
Like Kate said,
ahem, no problem.
Then I'll
bring them over.
Oh...
I'm sure they're
going to like you.
Oh.
Toodle-oo.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Edward, how do you tell
when a plant doesn't like you?
Oh, it's very subtle.
They promise to call,
but they never do.
[♪♪♪]
Newborn babies require
less equipment than this.
What's the lamp for?
To keep them warm
during the cool evenings.
According
to your notes,
if they get colder
than degrees, it's--
Bye-bye, buds.
Can you keep a secret?
Why not?
We're keeping everything else.
I think Will and Maxi
will soon be cross-germinating.
Cross-germinating?
Getting it on.
Of course, conditions
will have to be just right.
Have Will ask Maxi
out for a candlelight dinner.
Always worked for me.
Or a nice drive
out to Inspiration Point.
Which has never
worked for me.
It looks like
your instructions
are quite complete.
Is there anything else
that Edward needs to know?
Yes. Talk to them.
Talk?
Plants love
to be talked to.
Any particular subject?
Baseball? Movies?
Uh, politics?
Maybe they'd like
to watch TV?
Leaf it to Beaver.
Roots.
Happy Daisies.
Lafern and Shirley.
You are going
to take this seriously?
Yes, we are, Charles.
Now, don't worry.
Your orchids are in good hands.
Oh. Thank you.
Remember, you two.
You're guests here,
so behave yourselves.
Cheerio.
Bye-bye.
Isn't it nice to see such
devotion to a couple of plants?
We've lived next door
to that guy for years
I never saw
this side of him.
Yeah. I didn't know
he was a wacko either.
[♪♪♪]
♪ So dear ♪
♪ Miss lonely hearts ♪
♪ I'm countin'
On your advice ♪
♪ I been worn
And torn by love ♪
♪ And nothing seems
To come out right ♪
[PLAYS WRONG CHORD]
♪ So please help me... ♪
Ooh...
Guys, where did
that come from?
I'll give you a clue.
It was Alfonso.
Oh, hi.
Hi, Mrs. Stratton.
I'm Kiki,
Alfonso's friend.
Nice to meet you.
You think they're ready
for a little snack?
No. I think they're ready
for a big snack.
[CHUCKLES]
I'll help you.
All right.
How long have you
known Alfonso?
A long time.
It'll be
two weeks tomorrow.
She shouldn't
even be here.
You know the rule.
No chicks at rehearsal.
Well, since when
did we have that rule?
Since she started
showing up.
Guys, guys, come on.
Can we get back
to the music?
Hey, speak
to lover-boy here.
I wasn't the one
showing off.
Hey. I wasn't showing off.
Alfonso.
I was just doing
my Michael Jackson.
Alfonso.
You didn't see me doing
my Bruce Springsteen.
Brad.
You don't do
a good Springsteen.
Alfonso!
I don't do
a good Springsteen?
Snacks are ready.
Food.
Food.
Well, I'm glad
I settled that.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
I thought
you were terrific.
Yeah?
When you're in front,
the group sounds
so much better.
Really?
You've got the best voice,
the best moves,
and you do a Michael Jackson
better than...
Michael Jackson.
Yeah?
Like I told you before,
if you want to win
the battle of the bands,
I think you should insist on
opening with "Heart of Stone."
Yeah, well, uh...
The guys didn't
go for it.
That's because
they're jealous.
They are?
Yeah.
Because you sound so good.
Hey...
When you sing that song,
it makes my heart throb.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I have to run.
Oww!
Great.
Now he's a one-man band.
Where's Kiki?
She left.
Good.
Now you won't be jumping
up and down during the ballads.
Lay off, guys,
we have a lot of work to do,
like that opening number.
Yeah, I've been giving that
a lot of thought.
I still think we should open up
with "Heart of Stone."
I thought we already
went through this.
Yeah. I feel like
I'm having a deja vu again.
Wait, I'm sure Alfonso
has a good reason
for bringing this up.
Don't you?
Yeah. It's the kind of song
that gives people...
Heartthrob.
No, no, no, no.
It gives people heartburn.
Alfonso, we've already
made our decision.
I know why you guys don't want
me to do "Heart of Stone."
You guys are jealous.
[BRAD SCOFFS]
[LAUGHS]
Jealous?
I think he's been
standing too close
to his amplifier.
Knock it off.
Alfonso, you're taking this
too personally.
Oh. Sure.
Take their side.
What?
Look. We either
do the song, or...
Or what?
Or I walk.
I guess I got your answer.
RICK:
Alfonso.
Alfonso.
[♪♪♪]
I mist you.
Yes, I did.
Would orchid you?
Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Uh-oh, getting
a little warmish.
Going to move
this light off of you.
[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
Hello? Hello?
What's this?
A weed!
Can't have that,
can we? No.
[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
There. You look
much better.
You look fantastic
if I do say so myself.
Very sexy!
Dad.
What?
Does Kate know about this?
I was just saying
good morning.
No, no, no.
Dad, you weren't.
I saw the whole thing.
You were hitting
on an orchid.
You guys gonna have band
practice here again today?
Yep.
We'll be out.
But we'll be there
Monday night for the...
[IMITATES b*mb, expl*si*n,
g*nf*re]
Battle of the bands.
I think the battle is going
to turn into a m*ssacre.
Oh?
We just can't seem
to get it together.
Without Alfonso, you mean?
Alfonso has nothing
to do with this.
Okay. Maybe a little.
Okay. A lot.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
You guys can always
ask him back.
Alfonso, we were just
talking about--
Rick, look who's here.
Alfonso.
Hey, Alfonso.
I'm going upstairs.
How you doing?
Great.
How you doing?
Terrific.
How's the band doing?
Oh, fine.
Of course,
it's not the same without you.
Yeah, well, five guys
make more noise.
Listen, Alfonso, if you
ever want to come back--
Thanks, Rick, but I can't.
I came by to pick up
my mic stand.
Okay, sure. It's out back.
You doing some playing?
Yeah. I joined a new group.
Oh. Who's in it?
Kiki's brothers.
They've been looking
for a lead singer.
Well, um...
Congratulations.
What kind of music is it--
Top s, originals?
Uh, originals.
Kiki's been writing
some songs.
Kiki?
And she's taking
guitar lessons.
Great...
I guess.
Alfonso, this is stupid.
We're best friends.
Why are you
in another band?
Because I get the chance
to do the songs I do best.
Alfonso, can I tell you
something, friend to friend?
What?
You never started
acting crazy until--
Until what?
Until you went cuckoo
over Kiki.
Hey, leave her out of this.
This is all my idea.
I like flying solo.
Nobody telling me what to do.
I'm my own man.
Okay, okay.
I gotta get going.
Kiki gets mad
if I'm gone too long.
Let's take the ending
one more time, all right?
This time,
let's step on the gas.
Crank up the volume.
That was great!
I'm telling you,
we're going to k*ll.
RICK:
Oh, no!
Guys, I think
we already have.
Oh, I'm in big trouble.
Guys, this is
a prize-winning orchid.
Not anymore.
So what? You didn't
k*ll the plant.
I know,
but our music did.
Guys, what am I gonna do?
Look, what's the big deal?
Just go out
and buy another flower.
Brad, that's the dumbest idea
I've ever heard.
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Dad, I'm sorry.
It was all my fault.
I k*lled Maxi.
The music
was playing too loud.
That's why I bought
this other plant.
I thought I k*lled her
by overwatering.
You know, she did
look kind of soggy.
It doesn't matter
who k*lled her,
although it probably
was the music.
Lucky for us,
I bought a spare, huh?
Rick, come on,
it's immature and dishonest
to try to pass off
a stranger for Maxi.
You're old enough
to know better than that.
Hi, guys.
Oh, no.
You beat me to it.
Kate!
When I saw what happened
to Maxi,
I knew you'd be
devastated, so I...
Went out and bought another one.
See? Great minds
think alike.
I can't believe you two.
What about taking
responsibility?
When you make a mistake,
you just own up to it.
Charles is on his way over now
and we're gonna
have to tell him the truth.
[DOORBELL RINGING]
Quick. Give me
the phony plant.
Coming!
Charles.
Charles.
Charles.
Hello, Edward, Kate, Richard.
Where are my babies?
Right where
you left them.
They're safe and sound,
right, guys?
Oh, yeah.
Hello, Will.
Hello, Maxi.
Maxi?
What? What?
Maxi looks a bit
out of sorts.
She didn't have time
to put on her make-up yet.
Wait a minute.
This isn't my Maxi.
It isn't?
No, it isn't.
Kate, do you know
anything about this?
I'm sorry, Charles.
Here she is.
May she rest in peace.
Rest in...
Oh, my.
I'm really sorry,
Charles.
Maxi, you're pregnant.
She is?
Yes, that's how they get
after they've been pollinated.
They lose their bloom.
Can't you see?
There's a new growth
down here.
[ALL COO]
The Red Knights!
Let's hear it for them.
Very good, guys.
Very good.
Okay. We have
two more groups to hear
before our selection committee
picks the winner
in the battle of the bands.
Ladies and gentlemen,
how about a big hand
for The Fab Five.
Psst.
Oh, oh.
The Fab Four.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
Good luck.
Hey, thanks, Alfonso.
It's not too late.
What are you
wishing them luck for?
They're my friends.
I told you, you don't need
friends like those anymore.
SINGER:
One, two, three, four.
♪ You're so cool
And it's making me uptight ♪
♪ You turn me on ♪
♪ Then you won't
See me tonight ♪
♪ You smile so sweet ♪
♪ Then you turn
And walk away ♪
♪ You make me nuts, girl
Each and every day ♪
♪ It's too plain ♪
♪ You make me insane ♪
♪ You give me
Cool, cool love ♪
♪ I want your
Cool, cool love ♪
♪ You give me
Cool, cool love ♪
♪ I want your cool
Cool, cool, cool love ♪
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
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