02x40 - Duel for Hire

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Did you say crowler and bonaparte are

Getting fired!?

Yup and after what they did to this school

I'm surprised that's all sheppard's doing to punish them!

Serves 'em right.

It's their fault that sartorius and his g*ons are

Cramping everyone's style

And need I point out chazz

You were one of those g*ons.

If I were those two

I'd be doin' some serious keister-kissin' right about now.

Lindo: I work for prince ojin

And something's gone wrong sir!

When he faced sartorius the two of them made a bet.

A bet?

Yes, the prince wagered our laser satellite and lost!

Now it belongs to sartorius!

What?!

I've got to do something.

Well this settles it!

Ya see these!?

Proof that I'm superior to you in every way!

Oh please.

Someone who can't even reach the elevator buttons is

Superior to me!?

That was low crowler!

No what's low is you!

Low to the ground that is!

Bonaparte: oh yeah!? At least I don't look like a clown on stilts!

What did I do to deserve these two buffoons?

Look shrimp!

At least I didn't win mine from freshmen!

I know!

That's because they'd beat you!

Your last medal came from a four-year-old!

He was five!

That's enough!

Settle this on your own time!

Which you'll have plenty of, 'cause I want you out!

And don't come back!

Both: we've just been fired!

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Well, off to the unemployment line.

This is just like the fall of napoleon.

The end of a glorious era!

[Sigh]

Hey dr. C!

Huh?

Hey mr. B!

So what's up with the long faces?

Who us? We're fine.

Wait a sec! You got fired didn't you!

Aah!

Am I right?

Who told you!?

Does anyone else know!?

The whole school kinda knows.

They look like they've seen a ghost.

Correction.

They look like they are ghosts!

Woe is moi! It's not fair!

How will I ever support myself!?

And what about me!?

These fancy clothes don't buy themselves you know!

Chazz: are these guys for real?

Crowler: now what?

Yoo-hoo! Hello, down there!

Look, it's that pegasus guy.

Yup! In the flesh!

Why'd he come back?

Bonaparte: I can't see through my tears.

Is it true?

It's maximillion alright.

President of industrial illusions and creator

Of duel monsters.

Perhaps they're hiring!

I've heard his company's health benefits are

Tres magnifique!

Jaden: mr. President!

What brings ya back so soon?

Everything alright?

Actually that's what I'm here to find out.

Chancellor sheppard called me

And it sounded quite urgent.

Bonaparte: don't go!

You've got to hire us!

No job is too small!

We'll even answer your phones for pete's sake!

You hear that?

We have procedures for these things!

Now out of my way!

You don't understand!

We're desperate men, pegasus.

Yes, that much is obvious!

Now I suggest you fill out an application.

Crowler: I'm not sure you're understanding the gravity

Of the situation here!

Bonaparte: we'll do anything!

Sweep the floors, pick up your dry cleaning...

Is this a dream?

It feels more like a nightmare to me.

It reminds me of this one time at duel camp...

Spare us, soldier.

Maybe I should warn sheppard about this.

What can I do for you?

Just so ya know... Maximillion pegasus is here.

Ahhh, escort him to my office if ya' don't mind.

Well the thing is...

For the last time, let me go!

Crowler: never.

Bonaparte: not until you give us jobs.

[Laughter]

Alright fine!

You're both hired!

Oh happy day!

Merci beaucoup!

Hold on.

First you must prove yourself by defeating me!

How's that?

You mean in a duel!?

Well I don't mean in a bake-off!

And since I'm short on time...

I'll duel both of you at once!

Now there's an unexpected twist.

Actually I saw this coming.

Well either way...

It's a duel we don't wanna miss!

Jaden: sorry, shep! I gotta run! T t y l!

T t what!?

Alright monsieur...

Our careers are on the line.

So no faux pas!

We can win this duel tout de suite

If we play our cards right!

Oh just shut up.

You think pegasus can take 'em both?

Of course.

I mean he's pegasus.

Seriously...he only invented the game.

Those two wannabes don't have a chance.

All: let's do this!

Monster number un! My trusty toy soldier!

My turn is finit.

Crowler: monster number deux!

My ancient gear soldier in attack mode.

Now my turn is finit!

Wait, that's all they're gonna do!?

That's all they can do!

What happened, did ya miss that class?

It's like this:

You see in a triangle duel

You can't attack on the first move.

After that, it's all clear!

Let the fun begin.

Let's up the stakes, shall we?

At the end of the duel...

Whichever one of you has more life points left...

Will receive a higher position at my company.

Hey! Hey!

Now, of course - this only applies

If the two of you can actually defeat me.

Otherwise no job.

Are we talking bigger salary,

Less hours and more benefits?

And more vacation days, right?

Sure why not.

You won't win.

Let's move on.

I summon my toon alligator in defense mode.

Isn't that a cute little gator.

Dude, did you just said "cute?"

Pegasus: I place one card facedown and end my turn.

Interesting choice, pegasus.

Crowler: bonaparte.

Hmm?

Above all else remember...we're a team!

So let's do this together!

...whichever one of you has more life points left...

Will receive a higher position at my company.

I activate... Toy soldier's special effect!

Whenever my mini-militant is face-up

During my stand-by phase...

Then I'm allowed to play...

Any other toy soldiers that I have in my deck!

So now I summon two more to my front line!

And next I activate... My forced march spell.

You've done something right for a change.

Now you just need to cut your soldiers' strength in half...

And they can attack him directly!

Ready!? Now take aim, boys.

And fire!

Oh!

Alright...soldier number deux, fire!

Oh!

Wonderful!

There's still one shot left!

Yes!

And this one's for you!

Fire!

Aah!

That hurt.

We're on the same team!

You vertically challenged oaf!

Look, crowler... I want that job!

The one with the corner office

And mahogany desk!

That job is mine!

Pegasus, voice-over: ha ha ha!

Looks like laurel and hardy

Don't like each other very much.

I can use that to my advantage.

Crowler: two can play at this game, shorty.

I summon another gear soldier!

Double the destructive power

Double the fun!

Then from my hand,

I activate my ancient

Gear expl*sive spell card.

Now which one of you should

Be the target of its effect?

Half of my soldier's attack points will come out

Of someone's life points!

And I choose pegasus!

Now soldier...attack him directly with rapid

Fire flurry!

What the--

Excellent choice!

Now that's what I call teamwork, mon frere!

That's what you think, you pudgy little traitor you!

Grrr.

What are you thinking!?

If we want those jobs we hafta work together!

You're the one who declared w*r on me!

Besides, I can't let you get your stubby little fingers

On my bonus check!

If this keeps up

They'll never win!

That's' why pegasus turned 'em against each other.

Gimme a break. They woulda lost anyway.

How did these two ever run our school?

It boggles the mind.

Bonaparte: why don't you just come out and say it!

Fine! This little partnership is over!

So from now on this is w*r!

Fine by moi! I'm finally free!

No more crowler to hold me back!

You'll be begging for my help, little man.

Would you come on!

I'm already fifteen minutes late for my meeting!

Now that that's off my chest...

Time to wrap this duel up!

And now I cordially invite you both

To join me for a trip to toon land!

Both: to toon land?!

So what's "toon land?"

You're kidding right?

I remove five cards from my deck!

This lets me play...

A spell card known as toon kingdom!

Do you know what I love about cartoons?

Anything can happen.

As a matter of fact it usually does.

So first, I sacrifice toon alligator.

In order to bring out toon dark magician girl!

Ha ha ha!

She's pretty cute doncha think!?

Ya know...for a cartoon.

I just can't get enough of my toons!

They show up and hilarity ensures!

Hee hee hee!

Pegasus: but don't be fooled

By their adorable appearance.

They can also be quite dangerous!

Oh, magician girl...

Attack mister crowler directly,

Won't you!?

Ha!

Aah!

Next, I activate the spell card shadow toon.

This lets me select a monster from your side,

And then dish out some direct damage equal to that monster's

Attack points.

Eee eee eee eee eee!

I'll choose...that ancient gear soldier of yours.

Oh no!

Now attack monsieur bonaparte!

Eee eee eee eee!

Aah!

What a move!

That's one fortified deck!

Duh! Just like I said.

Ya just don't mess with pegasus.

This is his game!

Lucky shot.

This is your fault!

Why'd you hafta go and weaken my defenses!??

You're the one who started all this!

And I'm gonna finish it!

Now stay out of my way!

And watch how it's done, mon ami!

I play...

A devastating spell card

Called the crowning of the emperor!

So I sacrifice a toy soldier

And summon toy emperor to my front line.

Now trample that toon dark magician girl!

Aah!

In your face!

Don't forget boys, you're in toon kingdom now.

And all of the rules you're used to have changed.

So I'll remove a card to negate the effect of your

Last attack!

Oh great.

Hee hee hee!

Pegasus: you know what they say:

All the world loves a toon!

Unless of course you happen to be dueling against one!

Admit it.

My cartoons have left you feeling inadequate, right?

Uh, maybe?

I place one card facedown.

Be gentle with me.

Crowler: oh, what's the point?!

We'll never win.

You're right.

Time to hit those job-search websites.

Lost our confidence have we?

Don't worry, boys, I don't blame you for giving up.

I invented these cards.

So how could you beat me at my own game?

The man makes an excellent point.

We should quit while we still have our pride.

I couldn't agree with you gentlemen more.

Now deactivate your duel disks and I'll be on my way.

Jaden: don't do it!

Huh? Huh?

You gotta fight!

The duel's not over!

Crowler: it might as well be.

That's no way to think!

You still have life points don't you!?

So get off your butts!

Students look up to you guys!

Now set a good example!

Strangely enough I'm touched.

He's right.

We can't just give up!

There are students watching us.

We're supposed to be their role models!

Inspired by a slifer red?

Now I know for sure we're gonna lose!

Then let's go down with a fight!

This one's for the kids!

Ha ha ha!

You're going through with this?

You bet!

This is our last battle at duel academy.

And we're going out with a bang, not a whimper!

Speaking of bangs, watch this!

I sacrifice my two gear soldiers in order to play my

Ancient gear golem!

Oh no.

A big scary monster. Whatever will I do?

Wait I know, activate a trap card,

I activate...my toon briefcase!

When you play a monster...

My toon briefcase automatically opens.

Sending your monster right back to your deck.

My golem!

Never fear bonaparte's here!

Huh?

Malfunction!

Huh?

I pay five hundred points...

To negate the activation of your trap card.

You gave up your own points to save my golem?

But of course.

Awesome! They're gettin' along!

'Bout time.

It only took six months!

Oh pegasus?

My turn isn't over!

So from my hand, I activate

My ancient gear fist spell card.

Now attack his toon dark magician girl!

Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha!

Ah, hee hee hee!

Thanks to my toon kingdom...

Dark magician girl is unharmed.

You need a little lesson in toon-ology.

'Cause they can't be destroyed in battle!

You may want to open your eyes.

Huh?

Oh! Aah!

My gear fist is a spell card.

So my move doesn't count as a battle attack.

And your toons are only safe against damage from battle!

He's got a point. For a change.

Finally a good move.

I'm impressed.

Nice work.

You just displayed dedication.

And good teamwork skills.

Of course now...i go!

It's been fun, gentlemen.

But I have a meeting to get to.

So I'm ending this!

Pegasus: I'm afraid this duel is over!

Now I activate... My comic hand spell!

This allows me to take control

Of any monster on your side of the field.

Aah!

But there's more.

Every monster on my side...

Turns into a cartoon version of itself!

What on earth have you done to my golem!?

I made him cuter!

And next I remove five cards from my deck from play

So that I can activate my doppleganger spell card!

Now I can take a card from your grave...

And my cartoon kitty will add it to my hand!

Pegasus: and I choose your ancient gear expl*sive!

Give that back! You thieving feline!

Now my doppleganger mimics the card it stole!

This isn't good.

You know the rest.

My gear expl*sive can be used

By any monster with "ancient" in its name.

And then, of course...

I'm well aware.

Half of gear golem's attack points...

Are then subtracted from your opponent's life points.

Brace yourself bonaparte.

And what's that mean!?

Ancient gear golem has points!

So fifteen hundred are coming your way.

Mommy!

Oh!

Told you.

Pegasus: your turn crowler!

Alright gear golem!

Attack him directly!

Aah!

They lost!

Ya know... Considering their opponent...

They coulda done worse.

Nice try guys!

You actually

Worked together!

Know what?

Them boys is startin' ta grow on me.

Working at industrial illusions isn't

About dueling...

It's about dedication, working together,

And never giving up.

D'you mean...?

We don't have to go on unemployment!

So you two are really gonna leave?

It won't be the same without ya.

You guys are unique. Heck, I might miss ya.

Onwards and upwards!

You may be a bunch 'a slackers...

But I'm always gonna remember you kids.

Aw shucks.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ok. Can I puke now!?

Chancellor sheppard alert!

Huh?

There you are pegasus!

Sorry chancellor, I got a bit hung up.

Hung up with what?

What on earth is goin' on?!

Well since you decided to fire

Crowler and bonaparte...

They were dueling against pegasus to get a new job with him.

Huh?

How could you, sir?

And without two weeks' notice.

Or a severance package.

Settle this on your own time!

Which you'll have plenty of, 'cause I want you out!

And don't come back!

I wasn't, uh...

I wasn't firing you, I was...

I had a lot on my mind and I lost my temper.

Sorry about that.

Huh? Huh?

Oh my dear gentlemen!

You're both so dedicated to your students!

You don't wanna work for me!

This is where you belong!

No it's not.

You've got higher pay.

And a better retirement plan, too!

Please take us.

Jaden: this is awesome, isn't it?!

Ah, you betcha.

Yup.

My thoughts exactly.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

♪ Chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble

♪ Never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class ♪

♪ They never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you got to learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh! Gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, come on and get your game on ♪