04x03 - Reggie's Big (Beach) Break - Pt. 3

[bunniefuu]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

♪ Prepare to count down.

What are you blaming him for?

You're the one who ditched in the first place.

Why don't you mind your own business?

I'm going backstage to the Shaffika video sh**t

this afternoon.

After I snake the double-oh-nine,

everyone's going to be asking for my autograph.

Everybody's going to be asking for... your autograph.

[crowd cheering]

I can't believe you just dissed me!

CRYSTAL: I thought you were going

to throw it to him.

I was-- I just... ran out of time.

Don't even!

"The half pipe is half of a pipe"?

Excuse me, I got to take this.

[laughs]

Who are you tell...

[laughing]: Is that right?

Back off, Otto.

I ran out of time.

That is so bogus!

You shut me out so you could bogart the spotlight!

I did not!

You did, too!

You couldn't deal with the fact

that when I did the double-oh-nine on TV,

everyone would be talking about me and not you!

I could do the double-oh-nine if I wanted to.

CRYSTAL: You can do the double- oh-nine, Rocket Girl?

Great!

Do it tomorrow during the finale

before Shaffika goes on.

She can't do it!

I'm the only one who can do the double-oh-nine.

Let me do it.

Tell her, Reg.

Can it, Otto!

Why should I?

I can do the move, you can't.

Stay out of it.

This is my deal.

Oh, come on.

You wouldn't be here if it weren't for me.

What?!

If I was at Madtown that day,

no one would have even looked at you!

Okay, bad idea.

Let's just forget I ever mentioned it.

No!

I can do the double-oh-nine,

and I'll do it tomorrow.

All right.

I'll set it up.

Consider yourself toast, Reggie.

Get out of my face!

What happened with the double-oh-nine?

I got shafted-- again!

This is all your fault!

If you hadn't grounded me, none of this would have happened!

What's going on, Reg?

Nothing!

Why doesn't everybody

just leave me alone!

[screams]

[cheering]

Passes.

Of course.

They're right... uh... um...

Give him the passes, Twist.

I am!

Stop kidding around, Twister.

I... I...

Twister!

Well, I...

Well... but...

Looking for these, bro?

[laughing]

Lars!

How did you find them?

They were in my super-secret,

double-security hiding place.

You mean the one in the toy chest with the suitcases

and the combination briefcase, number --,

with the dinosaur video box that has a sock in it

with cents and an old tooth?

Is that the super-secret, double-security hiding place

that you're talking about?

Yeah, that's the one.

Twister!

Two V.I.P. passes

for the Shaffika sh**t.

No!

What the...?

[screams]

[grunts]

Hey!

Get them!

Come on!

[both grunt]

[whistling "innocently"]

Hey!

[gasps]

Adiós,Lars!

[howls]

[yells]

[laughing derisively]

Give them back!

This may be my only chance to meet her,

and you're not going to ruin it.

Don't worry.

When I get home, I'll fill you in

on every little detail of my afternoon with Shaffika.

It'll almost be like you were there.

[grunts]

Hey, get off me, punk!

Please, Lars, please.

Let me have them.

Please! Please, please.

I'll do anything.

Anything!

[laughs]: Oh, man.

You are one pitiful piece of work.

[giggling]

All right.

I'm going to break the rules

of big brotherhood just this once and do something not mean.

Here you go, little bro.

Enjoy the sh**t, and don't say I never done nothing nice for you.

Someone want to fill me in on why you and Otto

are fighting?

I'll tell you why.

Otto was being a jerk!

Said the only reason I got on the show

was because he wasn't there.

He did?

I've got to have a talk with that boy.

No, don't.

That'll only make it worse.

Otto had no right to say that.

I'm going to find him and set him straight.

Dad, wait.

What if he's right?

What if the only reason I got on TV

is because he wasn't there to show me up?

You don't really believe that, do you?

I don't know.

Look, Reg, you earned it.

It's not like you took anything away from Otto.

The TV people picked you out of the crowd

because you're special.

I should know.

[quietly]: Maybe not that special.

TWISTER: I got them!

Lars stole them again,

but then he gave them back.

What?!

He actually handed them over to you?

Yeah, I guess he decided

to do something good for once in his life.

Sounds kind of fishy to me.

What do you mean?

Lars, being nice?

I'm not buying it.

You don't have to, Squid.

I've got the passes, and that's all that matters.

Two V.I.P.s for the Shaffika sh**t.

[laughs]

We don't take baseball cards.

What?

These are baseball cards!

[groans]

[Lars laughing]

LARS: Hey, bro.

[laughing]

Got a question for you losers.

What's more pathetic?

That you actually thought

that I, Lars Rodriguez, would do something nice

or that you're standing on that side of the rope?

I'll tell you what's pathetic.

That I trusted someone who hides cents in a tube sock.

[snoring]

SAM: I knew I shouldn't have let you keep the passes.

Lars said he hated Shaffika.

Who cares about your passes?

Reggie blew my chance at the big time.

Oh--

here comes the media hog now.

Otto, listen.

You were right.

I didn't run out of time,

and I'm sorry I didn't let you on the show.

I really am.

Yeah, I bet you are.

I mean it.

Too late.

You were my one sh*t at getting on TV.

[snoring]

Chill, Otto.

She said she was sorry.

You think that changes anything?

Otto, listen.

You're wasting your time, Reg.

If I were you, I'd be thinking up ways

to get out of the double-oh-nine.

[grumbles]

Ancient Hawaiians say,

"Cook the pickle."

[stammering]

Hey, little cuzzes.

What's up?

[laughing]

You dropped your glasses.

[laughing]

It looks like everybody's here but the TV star.

Where's Reg?

Who cares?

Did you see her shut me down?

Doesn't sound like Reg.

Well, it's true.

And tomorrow, when she tries my move,

it's going to be so cool when she majorly B's via satellite.

That's pretty harsh, little cuz.

She deserves it.

She wanted the spotlight all to herself,

and now she's got it.

Hmm.

Remind you of anyone?

She couldn't deal with the thought

of anyone being better than she is.

Sound like anybody we know?

Yeah, but who?

It's her own fault.

Her big mouth got her into trouble,

and now she's got to pay.

Yeah, whodoes that sound like?

Otto! Otto!

She acted exactly like Otto.

What?

When have I ever acted like that?

All the time.

You think that I would have sh*t Reggie down like she did me?

Well, maybe not on purpose, cuz, but nobody's perfect.

SAM: And she did apologize.

And she did get us passes.

Please don't mention that.

Ancient Hawaiian saying: "If there is anyone in the village

"who can understand why the new chief made the mistake

of planting coconuts near the volcano, it's the old chief."

I think you served one too many hotdurgers, Tito.

TWISTER: I don't get it.

So the new chief is a bad farmer?

[grunts]

[screams]

What have I gotten myself into?

[grunts]

Whoa!

[grunts]

I'm never going to nail this by tomorrow.

OTTO: You need to hug the board tighter

so you can get more height.

What do you mean?

The closer you are to the board,

the easier it is to turn.

It's so basic.

Watch and learn.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Yeah. See?

You've been putting too much distance

between you and the board.

Whoa.

Youcando it.

Duh!

Now, try it again.

Thanks, Otto.

The only reason I am doing this

is because I don't want you to embarrass me

in front of all those people.

We are related, you know.

Noted.

Are we going to sit around and talk all night

or do this thing?

I'm doing, I'm doing.

[percussive music playing in distance]

[screaming]: I can't take it anymore!

[music playing loudly, many people talking]

Listen, son, I haven't slept in a week.

Can't you give it a rest?

No sweat.

Why didn't you say so before?

Yo, we're done here!

Put it in a box and shake it!

CROWD: Aw!

It's just that I can't sleep, so...

Hey, it's okay.

We'll get out of your hair, what's left of it.

It's nothing personal.

I just...

It's no biggie.

Look, I get it: You're an old guy.

You don't have fun anymore.

You need your peace and quiet.

Well, I wouldn't say that.

I mean...

You can't afford to be spontaneous,

and I'm down with that.

Thanks for being a great host.

I'll never forget you, Stimple dude.

Aw...

Hey, Dad.

So, you're speaking to me now?

Looks like it.

Where's Reg?

Practicing for the jump.

Look, Otto, I know you were upset

about being grounded, but...

I know, it's no excuse.

I'm sorry I yelled at you.

I deserved it.

I ditched, I had it coming.

It wasn't your fault.

It was because you love me.

Did I leave anything out?

Nope, that's everything.

Good, because that's all I had.

Hey, it's been an awesome week!

And we are going to go out with a bang!

[crowd cheering]

We got the Bimini Boys in the house!

[cheering continues]

We want to play you a new song we wrote last night,

inspired by our trip here to Ocean Shores-- kick it!

[rap music begins playing]

♪ My baby gives me kisses ♪

♪ You know I love her squeeze ♪

♪ But I could never love her ♪

♪ Like my hotdurger with cheese, brother. ♪

CROWD [chanting]: Hotdurger, hotdurger...

♪ It's not a burger or a dog ♪

♪ It's not a soda or a cooler ♪

♪ It's a hamburger bun

♪ That is wrapped around a wiener. ♪

CROWD [chanting]: Hotdurger, hotdurger...

And now I'm going to need you to break it down a notch

so one of Ocean Shore's finest-- our very own Rocket Girl--

can perform the elusive, the exclusive double-oh-nine!

[crowd cheering]

Okay, remember,

as soon as you hit the air,

concentrate on the turn and don't...

I got it, Rocket Boy.

I did more this morning.

And now, for the most awesome move

ever performed on live TV--

time to show you how the double-oh-nine is really done.

It's all yours, Otto.

Huh?

But... I... uh...

You going to stand around and talk

or do this thing?

I'm doing, I'm doing!

[crowd cheering]

Go, Rocket Boy!

You can do it!

Put it to bed!

You rule, Rocket Boy!

Awesome, little man!

The double-oh-nine-- that is sick!

Keep ripping, Rocket Boy.

Can you say that again so I can get it on tape?

I got it! I got it!

Sweet!

Go, Otto!

ALL [chanting]: Go, Otto, go, Otto.

♪ It's your birthday, it's your birthday. ♪

Woogie, woogie, woogie!

That was cool, Reg.

Thanks.

Had to do it.

We're related, remember?

I have to live with you

for the rest of my life.

[laughing]: Yeah.

This was some week, huh?

Yeah, except we never got to meet Shaffika.

Guess I'll have to shut down the Web site.

SHAFFIKA: Excuse me.

Which one of you fellas is the Rocket Boy?

Uh, that's me.

I've never seen nobody do

such crazy junk like you just done.

I can do crazy junk, too!

Look!

Check it out.

[grunting]

Oh, yeah.

[laughs]

You are too cute.

[moaning]

Excuse me, Miss Shaffika?

Look atyou.

You're like one of them little troll dolls.

No kissing!

I just want an autograph.

I can do you one better.

SHAFFIKA: What up, Ocean Shores?!

Are you ready to get real?

[crowd cheering]

Are you ready to get it on?

[cheering]

Are you ready to get dancing?!

[band begins playing]

♪ I got lots of spirit, babe, all over the world ♪

♪ When kicking with my homies, I'm a regular girl ♪

♪ If you want my love, no need to travel uptown ♪

♪ Just get the DJ on the mix and show me you can get down ♪

[with chorus]: ♪We got a b*at, so get on your feet♪

♪Let's get dancing, let's get dancing, ooh♪

♪We know the score, so get on the floor♪

♪Let's get dancing, yeah, dancing, ooh♪

♪ People used to say I was some kind of disgrace ♪

♪ But now my funky style is busting out all over the place ♪

♪ We got girls and love, we got boys in the pack ♪

♪ We got a DJ on the b*at so you can find your way back ♪

♪We got a b*at, so get on your feet♪

♪Let's get dancing, let's get dancing, ooh♪

♪We know the score, so get on the floor♪

♪Let's get dancing, get dancing, ooh♪

Go, Ray!

[playing solo]

♪ People used to say I was some kind of disgrace ♪

♪ But now my funky style is busting out all over the place ♪

♪ We got girls and love, we got boys in the pack ♪

♪ We got a DJ on the b*at so you can find your way back ♪

♪We got a b*at, so get on your feet♪

♪Let's get dancing, let's get dancing, ooh,♪

♪We know the score, so get on floor♪

♪Let's get dancing, get dancing, ooh.♪

[music stops]

Thank you!

Good night, Ocean Shores!

It's been real!

[crowd continues cheering]

TWISTER: That was awesome!

This is the best day of my life!

♪ Get dancing, get dancing! ♪

[chuckles]

Concert's over, lover boy.

Where's the after-party?

RAY: How about the Shore Shack?

We could move the tables back and blow it out.

No way, bruddah.

The Shore Shack is closed.

She gave it all she had, but... she's in a better place now.

Ellie's gone

to that great kitchen in the sky!

[crying]: Oh... no... Ellie...

Who's Ellie?

Don't ask.

[wailing]

Now where are we going to have the party?

No worries, sister.

I've been hearing

about this sick new hotspot all week.

Really? Where?

[music playing loudly]

BIMINI BOYS: ♪ My baby gives me kisses ♪

♪ You know I love her squeeze ♪

♪ But I could never love her ♪

♪ Like my hotdurger with cheese! ♪

CROWD [chanting]: Hotdurger, hotdurger...

[music continues]

b*at it, Maurice.

I'm stepping in.

Hey!

Who are you?

Hi, I'm Lars.

I'm that dork's big brother.

Oh... right.

Heard all about you.

You're the one who said I'm lame.

[snaps fingers]

Get him out of here.

No, wait!

I didn't mean it!

You're awesome, I love you!

♪ Get dancing, get dancing...

How does it go?

Where were we?

The Web site's had , hits already!

You got it going on, Rocket Girl.

So, give me the straight-up--

being the "Good-to-go" girl was pretty cool, hmm?

Well, not really...

It was beyond awesome!

[both laugh]

Hey, Crystal, it's been so crazy,

I never got a chance to thank you.

So, uh, thanks-- for everything.

Back in the day, someone gave me a sh*t,

and it was my turn to do the same.

And if I know you like I think I do,

one day you'll be spreading the love

and banking a solid for some other wannabe.

Well... well, I hope so.

So, when you're doing the double-oh-nine,

you got to hug the board.

Hmm, I totally see it now.

Can't wait to try it.

VIOLET: What up, y'all?!

This is MC Stimpleton, doing the spinning.

This party is wicked sick!

[scratching on records]

[helicopter approaching]

[sirens blare, tires screech]

May I have your attention, please?!

You're trespassing!

Everybody clear out

or we'll take you down to the station!

June! My lovely lady in blue,

be a little spontaneous for a change.

Grab a hotdurger and kick it, dog.

[slurps]

[laughs]

Okay, boys, you heard what the man said.

Let's party!

[hooting]

SHAFFIKA: I've never seen nobody do

such crazy junk like you just done.