04x02 - Reggie's Big (Beach) Break - Pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

♪ Prepare to count down. ♪

CRYSTAL: TheBeach Break TVJam-a-Thon

is headed to Ocean Shores!

They'll be calling me the master of the double-oh-nine.

Congratulations, Rocket Boy.

You're grounded.

CRYSTAL: Whoa! Check her out!

What do you say we get the down-low

on this little wonder girl?

RAYMUNDO: Check it out, Tito.

Reggie's on TV.

Enjoy it while you can, Rocket Girl,

because tomorrow, when I'm ungrounded

and I nail the double--,

everybody's going to be talking about the Rocket Boy.

[cheering]

What the...?

Yo!

My main man, Merv.

You're just in time for karaoke.

Well, you better carry your oke

right out of my yard, you trespassing vandalizer.

[loud splash; Merv groans]

[phone rings]

OSPD.

Things have calmed down some,

so I should be able to get to you in about, um...

hmm... two and half days.

VIOLET [rapping]: ♪ Me and my posse are as hot as can be ♪

♪ That's why we're down with OOZ ♪

♪ Out of control ♪

♪ You know it ain't no thing ♪

♪'Cause I'm hanging with my homies ♪

♪ And we got the bling, bling. ♪

Peace out, y'all!

[cheering]

Violet!

[grunting]

Coming through.

Hey, behind you.

Behind you.

On your right.

[whimpering]

I'm kicking it with Andy Mac,

six-time world champion, first place World Cup,

seven-time X Games gold medalist,

born in Boston, resident of San Diego,

holds the record for...

Whoa! Is there anything you don't know about me?

Try me.

That should be me

up there with Andy Mac.

What's my favorite trick?

Frontside Benihana.

Frontside Benihana.

When did I turn pro?

'.

'.

Stop wasting my time.

All right, I got one.

The hardest trick I've ever landed.

Aw, dang.

You got me.

I don't know.

Kick flip, body varial, .

Kick flip, body varial, .

Hey, two out of three ain't bad.

Keep ripping, Rocket Girl.

Up top.

Care to show us your version of the Indy ?

Let's do it.

[whining]: Oh, where's the remote when you need one?

This is your new strategy, Squid?

I feel like a giant night-light.

Hey, look.

Neon dorks.

[all chuckle]

That's what you think, Lars.

When Shaffika looks out in the crowd,

who do you think she's going to notice?

The two dorks with flashing lights on their heads?

Exactly.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

You're wasting your time.

Shaffika's not even over here.

She's at the sound stage for someBeach Breakgame.

I heard the winner of the game

gets to have a romantic dinner with Shaffika.

[camera shutters clicking]

Did you hear that?

We got to get in that game.

Let's go.

See you later, Twinkle Dorks.

Sweet.

You think that's sweet, Andy?

Wait till you see the double-oh-nine.

You can do it, Twist.

Just keep your eyes on the prize.

Tell me again why I have to be the one to jump.

Because I want to live.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, wait!

[squeals]

[squealing continues]

Whoa!

Throw the eggs, Twist!

Throw them!

Whoa!

[onlookers laughing]

Whoa!

[laughing continues]

Whoa!

[crash]

This is so gross, but so worth the dinner with Shaffika.

Crew.

Crew.

Congratulations, dude.

You caught the most eggs.

Here's yourBeach Break key chain.

Key chain?

But what about the romantic dinner?

Sorry, dude, I really don't know you that well.

[crowd laughs]

You fell for it.

Dude, what's with the hamburger buns?

Oh, oh, that's how we do it here in Ocean Shores.

We call them, uh... "hot-durgers."

Hot-durgers?

Yo! Ray!

Where are my hot dog buns?

You think my teeth are white enough for TV?

Network or cable?

There's a difference?

Where are my hot dog buns?!

Otto should be back with them any second.

Coming through. Hey!

Or not!

Ray...

Ray!

Ha! Back off.

I have a spatula, and I'm not afraid to use it.

I should have known

Lars would pull something like that.

Don't worry.

There's still time.

Twist, I need you to hold my buns.

No way, bro.

I don't care if you are my best bud.

My hot dog buns, Twist.

Aren't you supposed to be grounded?

Sometimes you got to bend the rules

to get what you want, Squid.

[wild cheering]

OTTO: Andy! Andy!

Otto.

I'm Otto.

Seriously, I'm your biggest fan.

You think the Indy Three is awesome?

Check this out.

You know him?

He's my brother.

Heads up, people!

You are about to witness

the first double-oh-nine ever performed in Ocean Shores.

Yeah!

GIRL: Hey! Look over there.

It's Shaffika!

Yeah! I did it.

I nailed it.

Did you get it?

Did you get that on tape?

I nailed the double-oh-nine.

Did anybody see it?

RAYMUNDO: I did.

And now you're grounded for three days.

Do it again and count yourself out for the whole week.

No way.

Why are you doing this?

Why do you hate me so much, Raymundo?

Why are you wearing a seizure suit?

It's called a leisure suit,

and... and... don't try to change the subject.

Sorry, bro.

I sort of dropped them when Shaffika walked by.

But they're still good, Raymundo, see?

Maybe they're a little flat, but... you can make toast.

Look at the bright side.

At least the bag didn't break.

[growls]

[groans]

[all grunting in rhythm]

[all cheer]

[cheering continues]

You want my autograph?

[mockingly]: "You want my autograph?"

[groans]: No.

We're so in, Twist.

Shaffika's going to have

a private workout at : a.m.

There's an : a.m.?

I'm only one semi-dangerous step away

from finally meeting Shaffika.

Whoa!

[thud]

[mumbling]: Now, remember...

let me do the talking.

What did you say?

Sorry, it was my bleach guard.

I was just saying,

when we do the interview with Reg,

let me do the talking.

I know exactly what to say.

I'm sure you do, bro.

You know, you got enough grease in that hair

to lube a dune buggy?

And then, Dennis McCoy asked me

if I wanted to try out his new bike, and then...

Reg, I've been telling you all week

I don't want to hear about it.

Jeez, I'm just trying to make conversation.

So sue me.

Squid, you totally left me hanging.

Actually... you left me dropping.

What's up, guys?

Squid dropped me on my head.

It was an accident.

Besides, it's not like you've never

been dropped on your head before.

Yeah, but this time, it was all for nothing.

Shaffika got away again.

Don't sweat it.

Something tells me you'll meet her today.

What?

You have EXP?

I think you mean ESP.

And, no, I'm not clairvoyant, but I am the good-to-go girl.

So?

So...

I have two all-access passes

for the Shaffika video sh**t this afternoon.

No way!

Way to go, Reg.

Okay, Rocket Boy.

You've served your time.

When you're done with the chairs, you're free to go.

Oh, yeah, free to go now.

Ready for the live feeding, Reg?

It's called a live feed, Dad.

And, yeah, I'm ready.

Me, too.

I'm ready to feed live.

Thanks for nothing, Raymundo.

What are you blaming him for?

You're the one who ditched in the first place.

Why don't you mind your own business?

You're doing great, girl.

And guess what.

You're going to be on TV today.

[shutters cranking; kids cheering]

Hey!

Where do you want me?

Is the light good in here?

Just tell me what to do.

Okay.

Get out of my way.

[kids shouting at once]

I'd like to get three of them hot-durgers.

"Hot-durger"?

Oh, right, hot-durger.

That's our specialty.

Yeah, I'll take a double hot-durger with cheese

and a diet soda.

Okay, after the interview with your dad,

lunch with Willy Santos, then you head to Madtown.

Willy Santos?

Don't forget your fitting for theGrindbendershoot.

Grindbender?

Can this get any worse?

CRYSTAL: They're going to sh**t you, Willy

and Andy Mac for the cover.

I think it just did.

[screams]

Wow, the cover.

Admit it, Reg, being a celebrity

is kind of cool, isn't it?

You guys, it's no big deal.

Excuse me, Miss Rocket,

do you want carbonated or non?

Non-- room temperature, thanks.

Come on, Reg, passes to Shaffika?

You got to love all these perks.

Eh, I could take them or leave them.

Uh, the red ones.

And can you hook up my friends Trish and Shari, too?

Blue for Trish, purple for Shari.

Trust me, celebrity is overrated.

Hey, Andy,

catch you on the flip side.

You're on a first-name basis with Andy Mac?

Tell me that's not cool.

He's just a regular guy,

like me and you.

He puts his pads on one knee at a time.

I'm telling you, if this all ended tomorrow,

I wouldn't miss it for a second.

[gasps]

Rocket Girl, I love you!

You're the greatest.

I... I can't believe it.

Can you hand my autograph?

I... I mean autograph my hand?

Reg, this is my last chance.

You got to do me a solid and get me on that show.

Week's almost over!

Chill. I'll ask Crystal.

Ask me what?

Any chance we can get

my brother some face time?

Sure, why not?

Your sister's our golden girl, Oscar.

Whatever she wants.

I'm in.

I'm in, right?

She said I'm in, right?

Yes, you can go on just before Willy

and do the double-oh-nine.

Yes!

Me and Willy Santos on the half pipe together.

Now, that's what I call a double bill.

I'll take those.

No, let me keep them.

No way.

Please, let me keep them,

so I can show Lars.

Forget it.

Do you know how much a signed Shaffika all-access pass

goes for on the Internet?

I can't think about it.

Please, please, please!

Not going to happen.

Please, come on, dude.

Pretty please?

Come on, Squid.

No, I can't take that chance.

You already ruined the CD signing.

I promise I won't lose them.

It's too risky.

Guys, your attention, please.

In less than three hours,

Otto Rocket is going to make Ocean Shores history,

when he nails the magnificent, practically impossible,

completely otherworldly, double-oh-nine

on international television!

Please, let me take them home.

Please, please, please!

No, I'm not going to do it!

You're wasting your breath.

Give it up.

Pretty please.

No way!

Okay, guys, we're on in five.

Remember, let me do the talking.

In five, four, three, two...

REG: Hey, it's the Rocket Girl coming at you from the Shore Shack

where I'm hanging with my dad and his bud, Tito.

These guys own and operate Ocean Shore's best grub hut.

So, Dad, tell us about these hot-durgers

everybody's all fired up about.

Huh?

Hot-durgers, Dad.

You guys invented them, didn't you?

Uh...

Uh, well, I, uh...

Tito?

Uh, you said to let you do the talking.

[quietly]: I changed my mind.

Okay.

Aloha!

The Shore Shack is indeed the home of the hot-durger.

It's a kind of a hot dog and hamburger all in one.

Oh, great.

And how'd you come up with this idea?

It all started

when I was a little, tiny kiki in Hawaii.

Ha! That ought to keep the hoodlums out.

VIOLET: Come on in, homies.

The pool's in the back.

Right this way.

Violet, what are you doing?

I'm showing them where the pool is.

Isn't it wonderful to hear the pitter-patter

of little flip-flops again?

How's it hanging, Miss S?

You up for a hot-durger?

Isn't that clever?

Lay one on me, Dog.

[groaning]

WOMAN [on phone]: Thanks for calling the OSPD.

This is Merv...

WOMAN [on phone]: Leave your emergency at the tone.

PHONE RECORDING: Voice mail is full; you have messages.

[screams]

Come on, you can get... oh!

[laughs]

[hoots]

All right, here.

Now give it to me, I'm open.

I'm open-- whoa.

LARS: Nice catch, bro.

Ow!

Watch where you're going, dork.

I'll tell you where I'm going.

I'm going backstage

to the Shaffika video sh**t this afternoon.

You couldn't pay me

to go to that lame sh**t.

Dude, this is an all-access pass.

I'm going to meet her.

So what?

In person.

Big deal.

I'm serious.

I know.

That's what makes you such a dork.

Now, b*at it, bro.

We're in the middle of a game.

Ah, safe and sound.

Now to get cleaned up.

♪ Get dancin' ♪

♪ Get dancin'. ♪

TITO: It wasn'tthatbad.

Yes, it was.

I sounded like an idiot.

BOY [laughing]: Hey, hey, look.

It's that really funny guy and his little idiot friend!

[all laughing]

Okay, maybe it was pretty bad,

but the important thing is your teeth shined

like the White Cliffs of Dover.

Now, go see Otto do his jump at Madtown.

I can handle things here.

We've got a system now.

We?

Me and Ellie.

Ellie?

The grill.

Now, go get your break on.

Okay, Ellie, let's do some damage.

You people going to stand there

or are you going to order some hot-durgers?

[clamoring]

Willy, the name's Otto.

I've been dying to meet you.

We have the same favorite trick.

BOTH: Nollies.

[laughs]

That's cool, sporto.

And I do kick flips for good luck before every run,

just like you do.

Always works for me.

You going to be around for my move?

It'll blow you away.

Sure, little dude, I'll check it out.

Hey, is that the Rocket Girl?

After Oscar does his move, you throw it to Willy.

Hey, Willy, this is Rocket Girl.

Heard all about you.

Youheard aboutme?

That's too weird.

Can I get a picture with you guys?

Knock yourself out.

I think I blinked.

You better take another one.

Willy, you rock!

I try.

Come on, Willy.

Let's get you set up.

Reggie, did you hear?

TheWilly Santos is actually going to check out

theRocket Boy.

I heard.

We're almost on.

Do you realize this is going to put me

in a league with Andy Mac and Willy Santos?

If you get a move-on.

Places everyone.

This is it, Reg.

You better make room for me

on the cover ofGrindbender magazine.

Yeah, yeah-- a little less talking,

a little more skating.

After I snag the double-oh-nine,

everyone's going to be asking formyautograph.

I got it, I got it.

Everybody's going to be asking...

foryourautograph?

[fans cheering]

Uh...

Hey, can I have your autograph?

Uh, yeah, later.

We're on in five.

Here we go.

In five, four, three, two...

This is the Rocket Girl.

Uh, we're at Madtown Park where soon, uh...

Willy Santos will be, uh...

doing some moves on the half pipe.

Uh... uh, a half pipe is a kind of a... half of a pipe.

Reg, let's go!

Because if you look at it, you can see that...

it's not a whole pipe, it's just a half.

Reg, what are you doing?

Not that it actually isa pipe.

Reg!

And now, to do some stunts on the half of a pipe,

here's... Willy Santos--

ranked among the top ten street skaters in the world.

[cheering]

Reg, what about me?

Let's hear it for Willy Santos.

Uh, join me tomorrow for the big finale,

when Shaffika's going to be in the house.

This is the Rocket Girl, and now you're good to go.

DIRECTOR: And we're out.

Reggie!

You shut me out so you could bogart the spotlight.

I did not.

You couldn't deal with the fact

that when I did the double-oh-nine on TV,

everyone would be talking about me and not you.

I could to do the double-oh-nine if I wanted to.

CRYSTAL: You can do the double-oh-nine?

Why don't you do it tomorrow during the finale?

Twister!

Well, I, wha...

Looking for these, bro?

[laughs]

Otto, listen...

If I were you, I'd be thinking up ways

to get out of the double-oh-nine.

Oh, I'm never going to nail this by tomorrow.

Consider yourself toast, Reggie.

Get out of my face!