♪ Action kids in play position. ♪
♪ We are riders on a mission ♪
♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪
Prepare to count down.
I can't believe how high we go!
Wow, look at that-- hello, mount baldy, baby!
All right!
Twister: powder heaven!
Whoo-hoo!
I love this snow!
Get down!
Sam: uh, guys--
Do I jump?
When I say "now," just hop right off-- now!
[Yelling]
You okay, sam?
It's frosty the beefman!
There's got to be an easier way.
You know, guys, I'm getting a flash of rocket genius here.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
The four of us check out the back bowl.
Hello.
["Hello" echoing]
We'll have the back half of mount baldy to ourselves.
Whoa, totally fresh powder!
I can makey-make a sick video.
Yeah, and the best part-- since it's off-limits
No one will even know we're back there.
There might possibly be a reason for the yellow barricade, duh!
Off-limits means "do not enter."
Maybe to you.
Why do you guys have to ruin our fun?
I'm not ruining your fun, I am saving your life.
Look, I barely survived the ski lift.
There's no way I'm going to some back bowl.
Fine, twister and me will check it out.
We'll have fun by ourselves.
Come on, twist.
Right behind you, otto-man.
Hold it-- before you run off to do your stupid thing
Can we agree to meet up again
Right here by the ski lift, at
Okay, but you guys agree to cover for us.
Don't you tell anybody we're in the back bowl.
I don't want to get busted.
Deal?
[Unsure]: I don't know.
I'll tell raymundo who broke his prize cactus
Doing kick flips in the living room.
Deal.
Twist, crank up the camera, time for some freaky fun.
[Laughing]
I'd sure love some hot chocolate right now.
What?
Okay, sammy, let's get a few runs in, then we can get warm.
Okay.
Otto:oh, oh!
Twister: coming through the sea of white
Is otto rocket, professional maniac.
Whoo-hoo!
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Yelling]
I normally don't get this depressed having fun.
Okay, sammy, what do you want to do?
Mmm.
Uh, sam, don't look now!
Hey, little cousins, you and sammy making with the hot cocoa?
Both: hey, tito.
So, where's the other little cousins at?
Still shredding?
[Nervously laughing]
They're getting soda. They're in the bathroom.
Okay... You guys need anything?
I'm going to go grab some of that hot cocoa.
[Whispering]: oh, that was close.
I feel kind of funny not telling tito the truth.
Yeah, I know, but we promised otto we wouldn't tell anybody where he is.
You think they're still having fun?
Otto and twister? They don't know anything else.
[Whooping]
That was incredible!
I'm so wiped.
Muscles not responding.
Okay, it's :-- that gives us just an hour
To hike back up the mountain to the ski lift.
Hike up? No way.
Let's just walkaround the mountain, man.
We'll get to the same place and it'll be easier on our legs.
Hmm, my legs are pretty thrashed.
Okay, we'll go around the mountain
[Talking like a baby]: so maurice can rest his little leggies.
My little leggies thank you.
Come on, it's :, we got to go meet otto.
Man, time flies when you're loving life.
We've just enough time to get to the ski lift and meet up with the guys.
[Yawning]
Amscray-- amundoray!
You see me bombing those moguls?
I'm in better shape now than I was when I was .
Tito: really, brother?
That's kind of hard to believe
Since your shape has shifted a little
In the last few years.
What, do my hips look big in these ski pants?
[Panting]
"Let's walk around the mountain."
Great idea, twist.
Hey, I was just being me; you're the one who listened.
We've got to get across this water.
Hey, I got it!
Here goes nothing!
Let me get this on tape.
[Exclaiming]
Twister: rocket boy!
Come on, twist!
If I have to.
Wow!
[Choking]
[Shivering]
This back bowl bites.
Don't blame me.
Well, it's notmyfault.
[Screaming]
Mutant goat!
[Both screaming]
You think something happened?
No, they're just a little late.
Reggie, it's already two minutes past :!
How long are we supposed to wait?
I say we get help!
And tell them what?
That otto and twister have become victims of nature's fury!
But we promised not to tell anyone what they were doing.
Hey, when did you bust raymundo's prize cactus anyway?
Shh.
I don't know what it is about you, twist
But those dudes dig you big time.
Oh!
Hey, mutant goats dig me the most.
[Shivering]: why is it getting so dark?
I guess this side of the mountain's in shadow.
What... What if they never find us?
We'll be like frozen tv dinners for those mutant goats
And it's all because of you!
It's notallmy fault.
Can we now please admit something's wrong and get help?
Okay, okay, oh, why did I listen to him?
[Shivering]: turn off that camera!
No way, if we disappear
I want everyone to see
The jerk who got us into this.
[Wind blowing]
Man, I can't see anything.
[Both panting]
Dad! Raymundo!
What's up, guys?
You guys think my hips look big in these ski pants?
You got to come with us!
Is it time for the last ride of the day already?
No, it's not that!
Otto and twister went to the back side of the mountain
And they never came back!
The back bowl?
Both: uh-huh!
The off-limits back bowl?
Come on!
Sam: look, that's twister's cap!
Tito: look, the little cousin's footprints in the snow!
Excellent!
Oh, man, now they're gone!
Their footprints were headed that way, I'm sure of it.
Ray: hold on, guys!
Twister: I am so cold.
Stop saying that!
[Shivering]
You're thinking it, aren't you?
I can't control my brain, you know that.
Wait a sec, there's somebody with a flashlight.
Maybe it's the mutant goat again!
That's not a flashlight, it's raymundo and tito!
There they are!
Both: raymundo, tito!
Are you two all right?
Squeeze in-- you look half frozen.
Warmth.
[Shivering]
Thanks, dad, thanks for finding us.
Tito: it's called off-limits for a reason, little cuzzes.
That definitely was not a smooth move.
I don't want to see either of you
Pulling a stunt like that again!
Sorry, raymundo.
Sorry, dad.
And you should thank reggie and sam.
They're the ones that saved you.
Hey, reg, remember how you promised me
That you wouldn't tell anybody where we were?
Well, it was getting late and we didn't know what else to do.
Thanks for breaking the promise.
Twister: nice goatie-goat, give me the cap back, please.
Hey, give that back!
[Braying and chewing]
[Heavenly chorus singing]
Wow-- whoa-- whoo!
[Grunting]
[Grunting and laughing]
Reggie: sammy, have you had
Enough target practice yet?
[Whistling]
Why are we practicing again?
I thought the season was over.
Itisover, but by the time our first game comes around...
We'll be totally sick of street hockey!
Come on, otto-man, let's play something else!
Like what?
How about we play snack time?
I'm starved!
Whoa, whoa, hey!
Otto: I'll get it.
[Smacks]
Heads up!
Whoa!
Ow!
[Apple squishing as it rolls]
[Crashing]
[Clattering]
All: whoa!
Guys, I think we just found ourselves a new game.
Otto: okay, this is a wooden croquet ball
But it'll work just like the squid's apple did.
Just don't nail me in the head with that thing.
The point of the game is
To get the ball to the middle of the circle.
Then, back on your side.
Then you whip it all the way around the curb
Into the opponent's trash can.
What's the point of this again?
Come on!
You guys wanted to play something else.
This is going to be fun!
We invented it.
This will be our own game.
And what arewe callingournew game?
Rocket ball.
Could have been worse--
Could have been called "otto ball."
Otto: I call this
The "rocket boy special delivery."
Funny, I callthis "in your face, rocket boy," ha!
[Smacks]
Whoo-hoo!
Go, reggie!
Hey, no fair!
[Grunts]
[Rattles softly into can]
Otto: this is no fair, too!
Your side is downhill, so anything you hit is going to score.
You're the one that made up this game, otto.
Me and sammy are just playing it.
And winning-- ha-ha!
We are creaming you guys!
How does it feel?
[Laughing]
Okay, okay, new rules-- you can't just sh**t.
You have to take it out to the light pole first.
Backward sh*ts are illegal--
Unless you call it--
And the area around the other team's trash can
Is off-limits.
Can you make it more confusing?
It'll be easy.
All I need is some sidewalk chalk.
Be right back.
All weneedis a better game.
Don't worry, sammy, we'll still b*at them.
Just chill out, you guys!
This is going to be the game of the century!
Otto: so, you can't cross the center line without the ball
Or that's an off-sides.
And you can't sh**t from behind thisline or that's icing.
[Whispering]: this is sostupid.
No kidding.
What did you say?
Uh, tito's nephew, kioni, is still in town
Let's go surfing with him.
Otto: I thought you wanted to play a cool game.
Are you scared of losing?
I'm scared I'm not going to remember all the rules.
[Laughing]
Don't worry, I will.
Can we play?
What are the rules again?
Oh!
Otto: foul!
You both are on the same side of the court
But neither of you has the ball.
What?!what is he talking about?
[Smacks]
Whoa-ho-ho!
All right!
Otto: foul!
You didn't take the ball back to the lamp post.
I did so, I just bounced it off the curb.
That's called taking a sh*t.
We get the ball.
This is ridiculous!
Tell me about it.
sh**t it already!
What's the matter with you, twist?
I think I'm breaking a rule.
Oh!
[Clattering]
Goal!
Aha!
Way to go, rocket girl!
You tied it up!
Otto: time out!
I think you broke a rule, reg.
Me?
You're just making up
Stupid rules for this stupid game
So you can win!
Yeah, so?
Oh, you little...
Is that what you did?!
I'm hungry-- this game stinks!
Quiet!
Look, you're not giving it a chance.
This is fun!
It just needs something.
More rules?
No!no!
We don't need more rules...
We need more players.
Hey, eddie!
Otto: and if the ball stops rolling at the curb
The youngest member of the team gets a free throw
Unless they were the last one to touch it
Or have scored two in row, got it?
What's going on?
What, what's going on?
What's he, nuts?
Huh?
[Ball clattering]
Sorry.
Don't be sorry, clio did an illegal move.
Uh, I did?
All: she did?
We arenotballroom dancing, clio.
We're playing rocket ball, duh!
Okay, I didn't know.
Can we just play?
Sure-- twister gets a penalty sh*t.
All: what?!
Since there's twice as many players
The penalty sh*t counts double.
All: what?!
You guys want to be charged
With a delay of game?
Just sh**t it, twister!
We want to get back to b*ating you guys
No matter how unfair the rules are!
The rules aren't unfair!
I think.
[Ball rattling into can]
[Trash can rattling]
[Rattling]
[Ball whistling]
Reggie: penalty sh*t, penalty sh*t!
No wait!
Uh... Okay.
[Rattling]
Goal!
Reggie: whoo, whoo, whoo!
And he gets double points because we have
Twice as many players on the team as before.
Face, rocket boy!
It's not double points because it's the same number of players
As the last penalty sh*t!
Are you kidding me?
This is crazy!
It is not crazy, reggie.
It's rocket ball!
I can't believe you!
I'm tired!
Will you do something about this, reggie?!
He's your brother!
Whatever, bro.
If you don't like it, you can forfeit!
Yeah, reggie, listen to my man otto, here.
Underlings are always rueful of my smiting!
I find there is a logic
To the construction of these rules.
You just want to twist everything
To make it come out your own way.
I amjusttrying to make a good game here.
Okay, you guys, silencio!
Okay, what is the point of rocket ball?
Are you deaf?
It's to get the ball in the trash can!
No, it's to b*at rocket boy at his own stupid game!
Sam: can we just bag this and go do something fun?
I'm down with that, general squid-meister, let's go!
You mean stop now?
But, but...
But the score is tied!
We have to figure out who wins!
Well, according to my watch, we're in triple overtime.
So I say we have a sh**t-out to determine the winner.
Sounds good to me.
You're on!
The rules are simple-- most goals wins.
Isn't this street hockey?
Twister!twister!
Most goals wins.
You ready?
Ready!
Let's do this already!
Twister: ready, set, go!
[Otto and reggie grunting]
Yes!
It's a tie!
No way, reggie, I got mine in first!
Okay, okay, do-over!
And this time the first one
To get them all in is the winner.
Twister: ready, set, go!
[Grunting and smacking]
[Balls clattering]
We'll do another do-over, that's all!
I don't see why we even did that do-over
When I won it in the first place.
You about ready to bag, squid-man?
Sure...
Shack or surf?
Okay, we do this round like horse.
I'll do a move then you have to copy it or you get a letter.
The first to spell "horse" loses.
Fine, but I get to pick the move.
Do it!
You have to take the ball
All around the sidewalk
Across the street, up twister's driveway, down sam's driveway...
Loft it and hit it in without touching the pavement.
Piece of cake, watch this.
Ha!
And I leave to go surfing.
See ya!
Goal!
Reggie?
[Echoing]: anybody?
Whoa-ho, awesome ride, twister.
Yeah, the waves are so sweet.
I just wish we were on them earlier.
[Panting and splashing]
Hey, guys!
Who won the game?
What game?
Rocket ball!
Who won?
It was really close.
Both: yeah?!
And we had to do, like
Rounds of sudden-death overtime.
Both: yeah?!
I thought we'd go on forever.
Both: who won?!
I don't know-- otto's still playing.
Both: what?!
Otto: nobody won.
Ah, let's just forget about it
And get some waves.
Finally, rocket boy starts making sense.
Otto: except...
I have a great idea.
We'll make a game out of it.
Five points for a cut-back
Ten points for walking the nose
And points if you get two.
[Splashing]
[All laughing]
[All shouting and laughing]
You guys?
[Splashing]
Hey, you guys!
[Thundering waves]
[All laughing]