02x14 - What's That Smell/The Good Housekeeping Seal

[bunniefuu]

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

Prepare to count down.

Yeah!

Aw, man!

Whoa-ahh!

Huh?

[Screaming]: shark!

[Screaming]

[Seal barking]

It's "harbor seal" twist.

I think he likes you, twist.

Why shouldn't he?

[Seal barking]

Whoo-hoo-hoo.

[Seal barking]

Look, he's doing his imitation

Of twist busting that last aerial.

Looks likehenailed it.

Maybe we should ditch twist and hang with the seal.

[Laughing]

Cut it out!

Wow...

He is pretty cool.

Hey, seal dude, want to be my bud?

[Kids laughing]

[Seal purring]

[Seal barking]

[Barking]

[Grunt]

Think I'll call him "bruce."

[Barking]

Why bruce?

Duh-- does he look like a "walter"?

[Seal barking]

[Kids laughing]

[Whistle blowing]

Attention, young beach enthusiasts.

Hey, assistant lieutenant tice, check our new bro.

[Barks]

Isn't he cute?

Cute?

[Whimpers]

What did we learn in training

Regarding marine mammal life on the l.z.?

Eating, cavorting or fraternizing

With marine mammal life

Is strictly prohibited.

[Whimpers]

We were just playing with bruce.

Well, he looks like a "walter" to me.

Anyway, the seal needs to fend for himself.

Tice: he's a wild animal.

You're only hurting him by playing with him.

Now, be good marines and let him go on his way.

I guess we've got to say good-bye.

So long, bruce.

But I really like him.

Okay, grunts, this is a direct order.

Please, step away from the seal.

I say again, step away from the seal.

Hut, hut, hut, hut!

Move it-- hut, hut, hut, hut, hut

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.

I'm sorry, bruce.

Lieutenant tice is making me leave you alone.

Do you like breakfast burritos?

[Chomping] keep this between us, bud.

[Burps]

Whoa, p-u!

Bye.

[Whimpers]

[Whimpers]

[Barks]

Come on, twist, cheer up.

But bruce licked my face.

He's my friend.

He's like the brother I never had.

What about lars?

Lars never licked my face.

[Screams]

Let's slop down some hula burgers before we hit madtown.

Mmm, hula burgers.

I'm not hungry.

I'm really going to miss bruce.

[Seal barking]

[Barks]

Yeah, maybe you guys are right.

I'll catch up with you guys in madtown later.

Um, I forgot my camera at home.

Later.

Hey, buddy, you found me.

Ho, I missed you.

[Barking] [laughing]

[Bird cries]

Wow!

You have a bigger appetite than the squid.

Let's get you back to the beach.

[Burps]

Nice one-- I can do that, too.

[Burps]

[Laughs]

[Barking]

Reggie: you should have seen the seal, dad.

It was so cute.

He was smart, too.

He could do all sorts of tricks.

You know what I'm thinking about?

Hmm.

I'm thinking of "big herbie."

Who's "big herbie"?

Well, back in the early 's

When me and your old man here

Were surfing double-overhead honomanu bay in maui...

Ray: wasn't it hanalei bay on kauai?

Tito: whatever.

Anyway, we made good friends

With a huge blue whale

That decided to hang out in the lineup.

[Yelling]

Tito: we named him "big herbie."

Ray: wasn't it a flock of seagulls?

[Birds crying]

Dad, we were talking about bruce.

Bruce?

Bruce who?

[Barking]

Whoo, yeah, ah, yeah!

Cool, man-- whoo-hoo!

[Barking][laughing]

Yeah!

Check this out!

[Barks]

You're so much cooler than lars.

[Barking]

Whoa-ah-ooh!

[Spits]

Bruce, where are you, buddy?

[Blows raspberry]

We'll be best bros forever.

[Laughing]

Flip below five.

[Slap]

Boogie-woogie- woogie-woogety.

[Growling imitation of twister]

Whoa-woo-hoo!

Yeah!

Whoo-ho!

You warmed up, rocket boy?

Ready to rock out.

Ah, hey, guys.

Come on, twist--

Start taping.

Oh no!

[Barks]

Bruce!?

Ahh!

[Thud]

[Barking]

[Moaning in distaste]

Stop kissing me, twist.

[Screams]

[Kids laughing]

What is bruce doing here?

He must have followed me from the beach.

I was playing with him.

We're not supposed to play with him.

It's not my fault.

He followed me to the shack

After I gave him my breakfast burrito.

You fed him, too?

Twister, how many rules can you break in one day?

What time is it?

Look, we've got to get bruce out of here, quick

Before we get caught with him.

How are we going to do that?

Kids: hmm!

Boy: halt, citizens of the light world!

Yeah!

Kids: yeah.

Is that a real seal?

Cool!

[Barks]

I can't believe I've got to let eddie

Borrow my skateboard for a week.

It's twister's seal.

It was the only way he'd help us out.

Let's just get bruce to the water

So he can jump back in before we get caught.

[Seal barks]

Hey, twist.

How's eddie doing?

[Barking]

Shh!

Now, be a good little bro.

Ahh-- it's assistant lieutenant tice.

We'll never get bruce past him-- we're toast!

Let's hide in the shack.

[Kids screaming]

♪ From the halls of montezuma, to the shores of... ♪

[Burps]

Whew-- nice breath.

You okay, buddy?

Can we get him back to the water

Before someone catches us?

Or he burps like that again.

Yuck!!

Oh, he's so cool!

Do we have to?

All: twister!

Maybe I'll ask my mom if he can live in my room.

All: twister!

Seriously!

She's so mad at lars, I think I really got a sh*t.

That is thestupidestidea I ever heard of.

Thanks, reg.

Your mom better be home, twist.

Yeah!

[Sniffing]

Twister: she's going to love bruce...

I know it.

Bruce?

♪ When violet's away ♪

♪ The merv will eat some doughnuts. ♪

[Splash]

[Splash]

[Seal barks, merv screaming]

[Burps]

What was that?

This can't be good.

Oh, no-- the stimpletons' pool!

[Seal barking]

[Merv gasping in fear]

[Screaming]

[Barking]

See, twist, bruce needs to be

In the water with the other seals.

Maybe he likes doughnuts.

Forget the doughnuts, you dork!

Did I say that?

We've got to get bruce back to the ocean-- now!

Yeah, I know.

Now, you be good, bruce.

Make friends with other seals.

I know you need to eat stuff that's in the ocean

Instead of raymundo's shack food and merv's doughnuts and stuff.

Otto: wow-- I've never seen twister like this before.

Twister's always had a good heart, guys.

Maybe a broken brain, but a good heart.

I never knew he was so sensitive.

[Whimpering]

Eww! Yuck!

Maybe he's too sensitive.

Bye, bro.

[Seals barking and splashing]

You all right, twister?

Think he'll remember me?

[Growling]

Otto [chuckling]: his heart burns for you, twist.

[Kids laughing]

Yeah!

Yeah, baby, whoo-hoo!

[Screeches]

Whoa... Whoa... Whoa!

[Yelps]

Hey, look...

Another deluxe squid-and-beef combo.

Come on, sammy, get up.

Coming through.

[Groans]

Yeah!

Yeah!

[Grunts]

[Groans]

[Laughing]

[All laughing]

He can ride on everything

But his own feet.

[Spits]

This isn't a joke, you guys.

I'm hurt.

I cut my foot on something.

Oh, man, I really sliced it.

That must have been one heck of a shell.

Dude, that was no shell.

Look!

All: wow!

Huge piece of broken glass!

We better take otto up to tice

And let him have a look at that cut.

This place is a wreck.

Where did all this garbage come from?

Stroke and stroke!

And stroke and stroke!

And stroke and stroke!

And stroke and stroke!

And stroke and stroke...

[All shouting]

[Spits]

Yo! Assistant lieutenant tice, chill out, dude!

Otto cut his foot.

On this.

Twister: it could have stranded

Any of us.

Why are you rowing that boat on the beach?

Dry land training, grunt.

As you were.

Let's see.

Mighty nasty piece of shrapnel you got there.

I'll apply first aid.

Otto: whoa... Whoa!

[Otto groans]

Where did you find this fragment?

Down by the water, sir.

There's been a lot of refuse on the beach these days.

You grunts love the beach, am I right?

All: yes, sir!

How'd you like toown

A piece of this beach?

How much is it going to cost?

And... Please do not speak

Unless I address you directly.

Am I clear?

Yeah... But I was just...

Attention!

Now listen up, you grunts.

Sign to police up this beach and keep it clean!

What's in it for us?

In return, we'll name the beach after your platoon

For the duration of your service.

Thanks, tice, but I think

That maybe we should ask our dad first.

Hey, tice, can we call it "rocket beach"?

I don't see why not.

We are so in.

You can count on us, sir.

This is going to be so cool!

What are you doing?! What?!

That is superb!

See you at zero-six-hundred tomorrow sharp

For your first mission.

Dismissed!

Otto: say hello to rocket beach.

Otto, what did you do?

Why?

Zero-six-hundred is

: A.m. In the morning, otto--

As in an hour before I wake up.

But he's going to name the beach after us.

No, he's going to name it after you.

You signed us up to clean up the beach, man.

I don't even like to clean up my room.

Aw, come on, how hard can it be?

Seventy-two!

[Groaning loudly]

Seventy-three!

[Groaning]

Seventy-four...

Otto: yo, assistant lieutenant tice

We are reporting for our special mission.

Zero-six-hundred-- right on time.

Good to see you recruits are prompt.

Your quadrant is as follows:

My h.q. To the pier, boardwalk to water.

The dumpster is your home base.

No way!

Ew! The dumpster stinks!

You're doing a great service

To your fellow beachgoers, grunts.

Thanks to you, rocket beach will be

The cleanest beach all summer.

All summer?!

Well, you were the ones who volunteered!

Now, you grunts get to work!

Rocket beach opens in three hours!

Dismissed!

[All groaning]

What have you done, otto?

I can't be here at : a.m. All summer.

Look at all this garbage!

Take it easy.

I'm the one with the cut foot, remember?

Let's just give it a try.

We're doing a good thing

For our fellow beachgoers, remember?

Yeah, right.

[All groan]

Hey, look-- a wrapper from my favorite freezy freeze.

I sure love freezy freezes.

And, hey, look-- a wrapper from my favorite bubble gum.

I sure love bubble gum.

Hey, look...

Thank you, twister.

It is too early for this

Otto!

There sure is a lot of this crud.

I wonder where it's coming from.

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Tice: hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Hut! Hut! Hut!

Recruits, excellent job!

This l.z. Looks clean enough to eat off of.

I commend you on a mission well accomplished.

Kids: whoa!

All: cool!

Thanks, tice!

See you at zero-six-hundred tomorrow-- sharp.

Dismissed!

[All groaning]

Did you see that cool sign?

That wasn't that bad, was it, you guys?

The sign is pretty cool.

And the beach is pretty clean.

And we still got the whole day ahead of us.

[Seagulls calling]

[Panting]

Tice: attention, otto rocket!

Report to me!

Attention, otto rocket!

Please report to me!

Aw, man!

Blech!

Yeah.

What's up, tice?

Rocket, look at this mess!

Get your platoon of police up this l.z. Asap.

But we did this morning.

Rocket, this is your l.z., Remember?

You are responsible.

Now let's move out!

Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

[Groans]

Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

What can I say?

We made a promise.

No,youmade a promise.

It's cool to clean up and everything

But we can't be responsible for this mess all summer.

Hey, look-- a wrapper from my favorite freezy freeze.

I sure love freezy freezes.

And, hey, look-- a wrapper from my favorite bubble gum.

I sure love bubble gum.

This is the same crud I cleaned up this morning.

And it's, like, in the same place!

What?!

What did you say?

No way!

You know, we cleaned this exact place up this morning.

It's like, it's going to happen every day.

I'm going to freak!

[In old man's voice]: hey, look--

A wrapper from my favorite freezy freeze.

I sure love freezy freezes.

And, hey, look--

A wrapper from my favorite bubble gum...

How come it's messy again?

What'd I say?

The brain-child does have a point.

You know, there was an awful lot of trash in the water

When I paddled out.

How is it getting here?

Both: I don't know.

Hmm... I think I know.

To the dumpster!

Ew! It smells like low tide.

Smells more like your room.

Sam: let's follow

That truck

And find out where it's dumping.

Haven't we seen enough garbage on the beach?

Look, on the computer when you have a programming error

You trace it back to the source.

That should work in real life, too.

I get what you mean.

To sam's computer!

To the dump, twist!

Now let's go.

Hey, look-- a wrapper from my favorite freezy freeze.

I sure love freezy freezes.

[Tires screeching]

[Sniffing]

Just as I thought--

The town dump.

No more jokes about my room!

Cut it out, okay?!

No, twister, the garbage truck

Is turning into the town dump.

Let's go.

[Kids cry out in disgust]

[Sniffing]

Okay, you're right about my bedroom.

Sam: look at that garbage pile!

It never gets taller.

Otto: where is the garbage going?

All: whoa!

Reggie: the garbage is pouring through that hole.

Sam: and it runs right into that creek!

Twister: where do you think that creek goes?

Your bedroom?

No way!

It probably goes right into the ocean.

All: duh!

We get the hole fixed, we fix the problem.

Twister!

That's absolutely right!

[Giggles]

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

All right!

Whoo-hoo!

Dag! That was such an excellent wave!

% Garbage-free, too!

Sorry I volunteered us

For garbage duty with tice.

It's not that bad

Now that the hole in the wall is fixed.

I don't mind taking care of rocket beach.

Can, uh, we call it squid beach someday?

No problemo,sammy.

You did save the day.

That was pretty smooth detective work--

Tracing all the garbage

Back to the dump.

Hey, you guys.

All: what?

My mom said

To clean up my room

Before the weekend

Or I'll be grounded.

All: so?

Would you help me clean it up?

Never mind.

[Kids cheering]

[Laughing]

Tice: step away from the seal!