02x04 - Shark Bait/A sh*t In The Park

[bunniefuu]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

Prepare to count down.

[Chomps]

[Moaning and shrieking in fear]

Celebrating the first day of summer

At the brain channel.

Tonight: "the great white: destroyer of the deep."

[Otto cheers]

Yeah!

[Cheering]

Man, that shark special was so intense last night, wasn't it?

Uh, it was nothing special.

Reggie: how would you know? You were under the couch.

For your information, I was behind the couch, not under it.

Jaws of doom: eating machine.i am not.

I was talking about the shark, sammy.

Did you catch the show?

Yeah, it gave me nightmares.

Who's afraid of a little bitty...

Hungry, man-...

Eating monster?

[Growls]

[Yells]

[Yelping]: shark!

Twister!

Shark, shark!

Bro, where does he have you?

My leg.

Help, help!

Tell me when it's over.

[Yells]

Shark att*ck!

[Laughs]: gotcha!

Lars!

You jerk.

Catch you later, scaredy cat.

Calling it quits so soon?

There's a man-eating dork out there.

Lars just pulled the old shark trick on twister.

Didn't fool me.

Yeah, right.

Well, tito and I are going to catch us a little wave action.

We've been working like dogs all day getting ready

For the first big mama weekend of the summer.

[Kids groan]

Oh, no-- shoobie city.

This whole beach is going to be filled with tourists.

But on the bright side, summer means no school

Plus a lot of clams for the shore shack.

And I predict there's a big boss south swell

That's going to hit tomorrow, too.

No way.

It's practically flat out there.

I know, but when I woke up

I had a boil on my left shoulder blade-- it spoke to me.

And it told you big waves were coming.

No, it told me to watch the weather channel.

We've been waiting forever for a big south swell.

We'll have to book down to the shore

First thing in the morning

Before we get shoobed out.

[Horns honking]

[Tires squealing]

[Kids chattering]

Girl: over here, over here!

Looks like we've been shoobied.

This is fun.

No, it's not.

Oh.

[Kids chattering]

What say, young junior former lifeguard recruits?

I say this beach stinks.

I've never seen the l.c. This crowded so early in the season.

Well, have fun, be safe...

And pledge allegiance to the flag as much as possible.

Dismissed!

We'll try.let's hit the water.

Maybe there's less shoobies that can swim

And we can still ride the swell.

[Kids chattering]

Sam: normally, I like semi-lame things.

But this is too semi-lame even for me.

[Yelps]

Take my picture.

Hey, watch it, shoobie.

[Yelps]

[Giggles]

[Shrieks]

These tourists are so rude.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Whoa!

That's our ball-- get your own!

Hey!

You know, it's too bad all these losers

Didn't see the shark shows.

If they did, this beach'd be empty.

Twister, you're a genius.

He is?i am?

I don't like where this is going.

No, but you'll love where the shoobies are going to go.

[Squeaking]

I'm not sure if this is such a good idea.

I don't want to start out the summer by getting busted.

This is absolutely the only way we can save the weekend

So we can have shoobie-free fun.

Listen to my man, otto.

He knows these things.

Please.

It's done.

Time for a test run.

[Quacking]

Is there nothing more wonderful

On this great earth than snack time?

[Giggles gleefully]

Abandon ship!

Abandon ship!

Vi! Vi-- violet!

Get my good harpoon

Out of the linen closet now!

[Laughing]: that was awesome!

That was only the beginning, bro.

Let's watch all that litter, beach visitors.

I hope this works, otto-- otto?

[Yells]

You ready?

Let's do it.

[Gasps]

Cheese and crackers!

[Alarm blaring]

Attention, beachgoers!

There's a k*ller shark in the l.c.

Remain calm!

[Screaming]

H.q., This is ryan, over.

Get stimpleton on the horn.

I'll need his good harpoon-- asap!

[Barks]

Summer was cut short

By the lurking jaws of horror

As ocean shores' beaches were closed to swimmers today.

Good work, guys-- now the beach is closed to everyone.

That's odd-- in my years here we've never had a shark problem.

What freaks of nature could be responsible?

Sharks are not native to these waters.

It's a freak, all right.

Sam: I got to hand it to you.

The swell is all ours.

Reggie: and tice is off duty

Since no one in their right mind

Would swim during a shark sighting.

Yeah, who would be dumb enough to do that?

Woman: my question exactly.

Um, right.

We're here to make sure

Other people don't get hurt.

Thanks for the help.

But we'll take it from here.

And tell ray I said, "hey."

[Siren blares]

All: close call.

Too close.

Otto: look at these lines.

Nobody's at the beach anymore.

The next time I ride the rollercoaster

I'll be an old man.

Let's just hit madtown.

No pushing, you guys.

Hey, the ramp is for skating.

Now keep it moving.

Don't skate on the small children.

Where to now?

Let's just get a hot dog.

Reggie: I knew this whole shark thing would come back to bite us.

So what do we do now?

Well, I think we got to tell the truth.

Then everything will be normal.

The truth?

What kind of freaky idea is that?

They'll throw us in shark jail.

There's no such thing... Is there?

Well, I know one person we got to tell.

You what?!

It was a joke, like ha-ha.

Not like ha-ha.

Not ho-ho, either.

I can't believe you.

What you did was wrong, not to mention dangerous.

Yeah, it was dumb.

Hmm?

Okay, it was really dumb.

Sorry, dad.

Twister: sorry, raymundo.

There's not really a shark jail, is there?

Okay, what's done is done.

First things first: find a way to fix the damage

Then punishment.

[Groan]

Bogie, :!

[Horn honking]

Prepare to deploy!

Drop the net, drop the net!

[Cheers]

Oh, baby we got them!

No, you don't.

It seems our shark problem was just a childish prank.

It's not funny, grunts.

Dismissed.

[Kids chattering]

Otto: where do they all come from?

Reggie: well, the surfing stinks-- no room.

Sam: doesn't matter.

I'm still in trouble.

Huh.

Otto: that reminds me.

I'm grounded.

Reggie: me, too.

I guess there's worse things than shoobies.

[Roars]

Otto: and, last but not least, the tide pool

Concludes our presentation of our trip to wet world.

And remember, folks, be careful.

Fish mistake fingers for food!

Cut!

Otto!

Stop fooling around.

This video project is for your class and mine.

[Kids cheering]

So let's see:

We got the sharks

And the octopus feeding and the tide pool.

That's way more than enough to ace this project.

Let's hit the log ride.

I'm in, rocket boy.

Sam: I got to buy one

Of those souvenir ponchos.

Mom always says, "wet clothes

Equals wet nose."

I think I'm going to grab

Some coral reef footage.

Ms. Blackshaw loves colorful fish.

Twist, don't tell me you're passing up major thrills

For extra credit.

[Giggles]

Oh, well--

Last one to the log slog

Eats buckets of fish heads!

Otto: come on, let's go!

Reggie: I'm with you!

Let's see: I am here.

How do they know?

That's so cool.

Okay, the living reef.

♪ Welcome, kids, to wet world

♪ Come and stay a while.

♪ Don't be shy, just give me five. ♪

♪ We'll do it flipper-style.

Lame-o, what do you think I am

Three years old?

Wet world brings out the kid in everyone.

I'm not leaving until you give me five.

[Chuckles]: maybe you're not, but I am.

[Scolding]: ah-ah-ah.

[Barks]

I need a high five.

Happy now?

Sea geek.

Roger, this is seal .

Have made contact with unhappy park guest.

Will keep you posted, over.

♪ Welcome, kids...

[Reading sign]

Opening in seven days.

Seven days!

I can't wait that long!

[Board creaks]

[Reading sign]

Oh, man, I'd better hurry!

Here, manatee, manatee!

Here, boy!

I'm too late.

What a rip-off.

They're extinct

Before the exhibit's even open.

[Engine starting]

Maybe they're not extinct.

Maybe they're just shy.

Well, it's on to the dolphin.

What? Where's the camera?

I put it down right here.

Come on, this isn't funny--

You got to be here.

We've got our video project on that.

Uh-oh, the g*ng's going to freak.

No class project?

Everybody fails?

[Screaming]

Okay, just say it: "I lost the video."

No, no-- um, okay, let's see.

Um... Hey, guys, you know what would be cooler

Than a boring old video?

An action-packed book report.

Yeah, that might work.

[Laughs]: squid, you got woofed.

Twister: I thought you were going to buy a poncho.

He did, but it blew off on the drop

And landed on the lady behind us.

You should have seen it.

Oh, sorry, dude.

I... Am... So cold.

My mom is going to go ballistic when she sees me.

[Giggles]

Not as ballistic as when I tell you I lost my camera.

I'm sorry, twist.

Must be water in my ears.

What did you just say?

I said I lost the camera.

That's what I thought.

You are such burnt toast!

Bro, how could you lose the camera?!

Hold on-- no need to freak.

We can go to security and let them know.

Uno slight problemo.

I kind of snuck into a top secret exhibit.

If I tell them where the camera was

They'll know I was trespassing.

This is totally lame!

Not if we all go look for it together.

I know we can find it.

And if we get spotted, we can tell them

Someone snagged our stuff.

He does have a point.

I can't believe I'm saying this

[Sighs]: but twister... Is... Right.

We have to find that camera.

I got to admit, this is pretty cool.

Man: ten-four.

New area secured.

Entering underground "b" level, over.

That was close.

Let's split up.

We can hide easier and cover more ground.

Think, twist.

Retrace your steps.

It didn't just disappear.

[Gasps]

I... Did you... That was... The coolest.

I read about this: all these places

Have their own underground cities

But it's totally top secret.

Let's do it.

Tito told me that dolphins are smarter than some humans.

Was twister in the room?

Put your hand in.

No way, remember? Fish think fingers are food!

Otto.come on, we got to find that camera.

[Horn honks]

[Horn honks]

[Horn honks]

Uh-oh, I think we're in the penguin polar palace.

Cool, let's keep climbing up.

Get real-- someone will see us for sure.

We don't exactly look like penguins.

Oh, man.

Footage of the penguins would be all-time.

If only I had my camera.

If you had your camera, we wouldn't be here.

[Whispering]: twister, squid?

I don't get it-- there's nowhere else to go.

Only twister could lose himself.

I'm thinking maybe we should go to security

Tell them what happened

Because if we get caught

It'll be ten times worse.

Please, just a few more minutes.

I know I can find it.

Dude, water slide: you in?

Sam: there comes a time in every kid's life

When he must throw caution to the wind.

I got to go for it.

Man, there are plenty of security cameras

But no video cameras-- oops.

We got to bail.

Whee!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Yeah, baby, whoa!

Hey, no pushing!

Come on, man, what are you waiting for?

Hey, if you're down there and I'm up here

Then who's... ?

[Penguins chirping]

[Yelling]

Whoa!

Twist, you didn't leave the hatch open, did you?

Not on purpose.

That little dweeb-- he left it

On the back of a security car.

At least we got the stuff back.

We can bust twist later.

[Barks]

♪ Welcome, kids, to wet world, come and stay awhile... ♪

[Horn honks]

Sam: come on, birdies, come on!

Recess is over!

They're following me.

Lead them back in, sam!

[Tires squeal]

[Barks]

I think we got all the penguins back.

Stop thinking, twister.

It's really starting to ruin my day.

[Scream]

Hey, watch it!

[Yelps]

Guys, what are you doing here?

Hey, doof, look familiar?

Twister: that looks like my camera bag.

Hello, itisyours.

Let's snag it and scram.

Not so fast.

Man [in office]: he wouldn't do a high five.

I knew he was trouble from the moment I saw him.

Because of your valiant efforts

I name you sea creature of the day.

[Barks]

Thank you, sir.

I'll wear the title proudly.

Look, I can explain.

Why explain, when we have the pictures?

You left the camera on-- how many things

Can you forget in one day?

I don't know-- I can't remember.

So you admit to being in an unauthorized area.

Look, we came to the park to do a school assignment.

We were just trying to be good students.

There's still no excuse for trespassing in major exhibits.

What would have happened if you injured yourself

Or one of the animals got hurt or got out

Because of your carelessness?

Um, I guess there's no excuse except to say we're sorry.

We will never ever sneak in again.

Oh, I'll make sure of that.

[Kids express disgust]

Yuck!

I'm never going to call you "squid" again.

[Grunts]

[Laughing]


Otto: fish think fingers are food!