01x12 - Hawaii Blues/Lost & Find

[bunniefuu]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

Prepare to count down.

Party wave!

Yahoo!

Heads up, rocket boy.

Hey, where did everybody go?

[Grunts]

[Kids laughing]

[Static crackling]

How awesome was that wipeout, raymundo?

Didn't that hurt?

What?

Didn't you see that spectacular nose ride?

Tito: reminds me of a hood ornament.

Man, what a day that was.

Surf's looking pretty good right now, dad.

Rocket boys to the rescue.

Ah, I can't.

It's kind of busy here.

[Squawks]

Come on, dad.

Rocket family party wave.

[All urging him on]

I don't know.

I guess maybe.

Tito, can you handle it?

Yeah!

Tito can handle it.

Yeah, come on, tito

You can do it.

You don't mind, do you?

Actually, I need a good surf.

I've worked days straight without...

[Kids chatting]

Reggie:: bye, tito!

Twister: see you later.

[Quietly]: uh, thanks, bro.

Yeah, right.

Otto: man, that was the best wave session all week.

No, bro, I think you mean all year.

And that last ride, reggie

I thought you were going to be tubed forever.

Yeah, i...

I think this burger has brussels sprouts.

Ew.

And look at this.

My corn on the cob's just...

Cob.

There's nothing wrong with my milkshake.

[Slurps]

Sam, this milkshake's solid syrup.

Whatever.

Yes!

And these fries are still frozen.

[Crunches loudly]

Mmm.

Not bad, though.

♪ My island home calls me...

[Rings bell]

[Tito singing softly and sadly]

What's the matter with tito?

♪ I want to be...

I've heard of revenge, but this heinous.

He's been out of sync for days now.

Otto: I don't know about you guys

But I need some grindage that's actually grindable.

Let's hit the boardwalk.

I'm bringing these fries.

They're good on a hot day.

Um, I got some stuff to do.

You guys go ahead.

Hey, raymundo, I'm taking off for the day.

Aloha.

What?

I mean, sure, if you got to

Though, I haven't manned the grill for a while.

[Tersely]: it's easy--

You put things on it

They get hot

Then you take them off.

Hey, tito, how's it going?

As the ancient hawaiians say, sometimes the bird sings

Sometimes it coughs up a worm.

Dad, this is too weird.

We have to figure this out.

Well, come on, merv.

A little beach food won't hurt you.

Yes, but here?

Who knows what goes on in that kitchen?

Want to find out for yourself, merv?

Wha?!

We've got a little emergency here, violet.

Can you cover me?

Emergency's my middle name.

Of course I'll help out.

I hope it's not serious.

I hope you're not serious.

Oh, merv, it's good to help out once in a while.

Let's play with the deep-fat fryer.

Mmm.

The stimpletons can watch the shack.

We'll watch tito.

[Oil bubbling]

Reggie: he looks kind of blech.

Ooh. Ooh.

What's the matter with him, dad?

It's like he doesn't even care

He's getting whomped.

[Groans]

Man, he's out of whack.

[Sadly]: ♪ I want to be

♪ In hawaii...

Where's my dad?

Have no fear, otto.

Merv and I are manning the fort.

This hole should be condemned.

Somebody's got to whip this pit into shape.

Hands off my counter, kid.

[Reggie and ray panting]

We need to have an emergency meeting.

Then take it outside!

The counter's for paying customers only.

Okay, here's the scoop:

Tito, our oldest friend

And all-around good guy

Is feeling left out and homesick.

Really?

I relate-- I'm sick of my home.

No, dork, he misses his family.

Think of it, you guys.

He grew up in hawaii-- a tropical paradise

And most of his family is still back there.

People that really care about him.

We need to show him

That we really care.

He's always doing stuff for us

But we never thank him or anything.

I thanked him...

Once... I think.

I definitely did...

Unless I dreamed it.

Let's show tito he's an important part of our family.

Yeah, he's the guy who cooks.

He's still going to miss hawaii.

Maybe we could send him there.

We can't afford that.

But we could bring a little of hawaii

To ocean shores as a big thank you.

How?

Leave that to me.

You guys ready?

Let operation tito commence!

All: woogedy-woogedy-woogedy-woogedy!

Tito, I got a problem

And you're the only one who can help.

Whoa... Ow!

You must not fight the forces of gravity.

Find your balance.

Whoa... Whoa!

Whoo-hoo!

All right!

Tito!

I couldn't do it without you, bro.

Ah, the ancient hawaiians say

Sometimes it's best to trust the weight of experience.

[Chuckles]

And I got plenty of experience.

[Grunting]

Come on, kite.

Ancient hawaiians had a saying--

Fly the kite; it must not fly you.

[Kite whistles out of sky]

I'm starting to get really mad over here.

Man: get out of here, guys.

She's as tough as nails.

[Tito humming to himself]

Twister: uh, hey, tito?

I thought you could help me

With my long division.

I mean, since I appreciate you and everything.

Come on in, little twister.

In mathematics...

You carry over the number

Like you carry an injured pig over the hill.

So think pig.

[Confused]: right.

Did I mention I appreciate you?

[Strumming ukulele]

Hey, tito.

Got a sec?

For you, I have

A lifetime of seconds, little reggie.

I've got to do a report on special places in ocean shores

And can't decide which spot to write about.

Like right here--

You caught humungo here, right?

Ah, that was a day.

Kids: all right, come on, tito!

All right, tito!

Yeah, check it out!

He's a mean one---

Big, mister nasty fish, terror of the deep.

[All laughing]

Tito: I still say that little guy was very muscular.

Hey, there are a bunch of other places

I could write about, too.

Come on.

So, tell me, reggie

What do you think of

When you see the water?

I think of a special day

At least it was special to me.

Yes! I'm doing it!

I'm actually surfing!

Whoa!

You know, in every family

I guess there's a mom or dad

Or a sister or brother

But for as long as I can remember

I've had something extra.

I have a tito.

And I have a reggie.

Hey, let's hit the shack.

It's dinnertime.

[Wood splintering]

All: surprise!

[Screams]

[Laughing]: what's this?

Reggie! Otto! Is all this for me?

[Tropical drum b*ating softly]

[Playing lively music]

Herbie, moley and albert!

How did you get here?

They came all the way

From pineapple county, hawaii

To put on a show for their numero uno cuz.

We knew you were homesick

And we wanted to do something.

So we put our heads together...

And now you can go hawaii crazy.

This means so much.

In hawaii, you know, a family is calledohana.

Never again am I going to forget

I got one splendidohana right here in ocean shores.

[All cheering]

[Playing lively music]

[Tito laughs]

[Tito babbling excitedly]

[Boy grunting]

Sam: come on, arnold.

Seconds to high tide.

[Grunting furiously]

Dude, easy on the camera!

Hustle, people.

Not bad, guys.

Shore break!

Red alert! Here it comes!

[All cheering]

Otto: that was awesome!

Careful, honey, you'll burn yourself.

I know how to eat pizza, mother.

[Sizzling]

Ow!

[Groaning]

[No voice]

Oh, it looks like we're part of a show.

[Both laughing]

Can it, clown!

This play stinks on ice!

Oh!

[Yelling]

So, youcantalk, huh?

Let's see if you can scream.

Mackenzie!

Honey...

[Cries out]

[Making tarzan yell]

Mackenzie!

Honey!

Mackenzie!

Mackenzie!

Red alert!

Spongehead at :!

Oh, no, he's not going to...

Oh, yeah, he's going to.

Incoming!

[Yelling]

[Groans]

Wahoo?

You took out the retaining wall

And half of the reflecting pool.

[Chuckling]: cool.

Officer!

You've got to help us!

Our daughter is lost!

Lost child?

I'll put an all-points bulletin out right now.

We'll probably need

About more cubic feet of...

San...d!

Where's my mommy?

Mackenzie!

Say it, don't spray it, lame-o!

[Whimpers]

Relax, sam, she's only five years old.

Tell that to eddie, prince of the netherworld.

She turned him into eddie, king of the bloody nose.

Protect yourself, squid.

Ech.

Letmehandle this, guys.

Hiya, mackenzie.

Do you like our big sand castle?

Um...

No.

She has a 'tude problem.

D'oh!

Excuse me.

Give me five!

Uh... Okay.

[Yelling]

Oh...

That's five.

Definitely.

Oh, that's got to hurt!

Excuse me, ma'am.

Have you seen this child?

Sir? We're looking for our daughter.

We've lost her, she's about...

I was over by the boardwalk...

Little girl, pigtails.

We better find your parents, mackenzie, okay?

I don't know where they are!

Are you lost?

I'm lost, and I want my mommy.

[Shrieking]

Oh, man, take it easy.

We'll find them, don't worry.

[Whimpering]

Everything's going to be fine.

Sure! Me and reg will go

To the lifeguard and get help.

Twister and sam will be your buddies

Till we bring back your parents, okay?

No way!no way!

Better be nice, twist

If you don't want another whomping.

Let's go.

[Both groan]

Be nice, or I'm going to start crying again.

So am i.

You aresoweak.

Ow!

Oh, man, here comes the goon squad.

We got to split.

Come on, mackenzie.

We've got a cool thing to show you.

Lieutenant ryan, we need help.

Well, if it isn't

The two as-of-yet-uncertified junior lifeguards.

State problem, number of victims, in that order.

We found a little girl.

She's right over there with...

Do you know the story

About the little boyandgirl who cried wolf?

No.

Well, it's... Really very sad.

Now, I can't be bothered with this foolishness

When a real emergency could happen.

[Gasps]

[Wailing]

Emergency status, code one!

Ow!

[Child continues crying]

I'm hot.

And I want my mommy and daddy!

Okay, okay, we'll find them.

Look, just keep walking a little bit

And we'll get you a treat.

I want a freeze-freeze and a soda and a pizza and a soda.

You said soda.

I want another!

Lars:look...

Maurice has a wittle girlfriend.

Lars, chill out.

Mackenzie's lost.

She is, is she?

[Teases]: oh, I'm sorry.

Hey, mackenzie, give me five?

[Laughs]

[Shrieks]

[Grunts]

[Fist smacks again]

[Groans]

Twister: come on, mackenzie.

[Panting]

Thanks, loser.

[Moans]

We've got to find them

Before mackenzie eats those guys alive.

I wish I had a helicopter

Or something to spot them from above.

Hey, that might be high enough.

[Panting]

Any binoculars?

No, but look at this.

I don't know if it... [Bullhorn squeaks] works.

[Bullhorn squealing]

Oh, I think it does.

Hey, big guy.

Hey, shirley girl.

Um, what can I help you with, officer.

These are little mackenzie's parents.

She's lost, and we're trying to find her.

I'll keep an eye out.

My kids are around here somewhere.

If they turn up, I'll have them help out, too.

Man [over radio]: shirley company.

This is ryan at tire .

How do you copy? Over.

Roger that. This is shirley. Over.

A couple kids wearing goggles

Say they found a little girl but did not have girl with them.

Repeat: they did not have the girl with them.

Goggles? Sounds like my kids are way ahead of us, shirl.

Roger that. Ryan, over.

Do you know the st...

[Beeps off]

After what mackenzie did to lars, she's my hero.

[Laughs] he couldn't even breathe.

Mackenzie: and you're next.

Find my mommy now

Or I'm going to cry and scream and cry and scream...

We've got to find reggie and otto

Before mackenzie goes ballistic.

[Chuckles] you mean, she hasn't yet?

[Shrieking]

I am toga man.

Can I sing you kids a song?

[Cries]: I want my mommy and daddy.

I don't know that one.

Mackenzie's lost, toga dude.

♪ I'll sing you song

♪ Of a cute little girl

♪ The sweetest girl

♪ In the whole wide world.

My toga!

Please!

[Toga cracks]

[Screams]: mommy!

Where are you?

Oh, where were you guys?

We've been looking all over for you.

Mackenzie's out of control!

She punched out lars

And de-toga-ed toga man.

She punched out lars?

Cool!

I'm sick of you freaks.

Which part of "I want my mommy" don't you understand?

I want my mommy and daddy right now!

You've got to stop her!

Youstop her.

I've had enough!

What else can we do?

We've done everything.

Duh-- dad.

We've got to find raymundo.

Reggie: hello! Why didn't we do that in the first place?

Sam: it's hard to think when you're afraid of getting whomped.

[Screaming]

Huh?

Ryan, officer shirley-- we have a bogie at :.

[Screaming]

Roger that. I have visual confirmation on both of you.

Running intercept course.

[Screaming continues]

Oh, oh! Baby!

Oh!

My baby!

Oh, we were so worried about you.

I can't believe you guys lost me like that.

The crowd got so big

And you were just gone, honey.

I'm sorry!

No,youwere gone.

Can I have a freezie freeze?

Sure. Sure, honey.

Oh, we're so relieved that you're safe.

Now, I think you ought to thank these great kids

For taking such good care of you.

Thank you very much, you guys.

Ooh!

Give me five.

Ah-hah, you thought you had me.

[Shrieks]

[Yelps]

[Screams]

[All laugh]

Toga man: ♪ I'll sing you a song...