♪ We are riders on a mission
♪ Action kids in play position. ♪
♪ We are riders on a mission
♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪
Prepare to count down.
Reggie: sherry, you ready for this?
Raymundo came through.
I'm having my birthday party at madtown skate park.
Sherry: oh, reg!
The parties at the shore shack were getting a little tired.
Really? But I thought you liked the shack.
Oh, don't get me wrong, the shack is totally cool.
It's just those goofy coconut party hats
And twister blowing milk out his nose.
It's so juvenile.
Madtown's much cooler, sher.
And this year, everybody's invited.
Believe me, my b-day is going to be the party of all time.
Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
This is the perfect spot for your b-day, reg.
Check it out, I got an idea
For a wild party game.
Everybody hold hands.
Make a chain.
[Yelling and groaning]
Whoa!
Hey!
Whoa!
Whoa!
This has got to be against the rules.
[Kids groaning and crying]
Reggie:
Hey, conroy.
Not a good situation, man.
Too much air.
No, too many broken rules.
What rule did we break?
What ruledidn'tyou break?
Sorry, conroy.
"Sorry" don't cut the cheese.
I hate to do this
But the four of you are suspended from the park.
Suspended?! I've never been suspended from anything.
How long?
Hmm, well, let's see.
According to the rule book, one week.
A week?!
But I'm having my party here.
Not anymore.
Isn't there some way
You'll let us have the party?
I'm sorry, my friends
But there's nothing conroy could do.
Look, reg, I'm sorry.
I had no idea.
Sorry?
Sorry?!
Do you know how important this party is to me?
Everybody's coming to see me and I won't be here.
In fact, there isno party.
[Sighs]
Don't worry, reggie
We'll just have your party at the shack.
It'll be more... More...
Traditional.
Cheaper, too.
That's not the point, dad.
Everybody's expecting to have a mad time at madtown.
Now I have to tell them
We're just going to have another rinky-dink shack party.
Rinky-dink! You kids have had your birthdays at the shack
Ever since you were born.
Exactly! Maybe it's time to start a new tradition.
No shack party?!
But you said everybody's coming.
Everybody but me.
Like the ancients said:
No common brother ever knows the pain of the flower as he grows.
You know, reggie's growing up, too.
Cos, that's what I meant, cos.
Oh!
Wheredidi leave
Those coconut hats?
Brought you some meat loaf.
Oh... Thanks.
Well, you look like someone who forgot
To put the clams in their custard.
It's not clams, it's my sister.
I sort of totally wrecked
Her birthday party at madtown
And now she's so bent... I mean mad.
She's not going to have any party at all!
No birthday party?!
Oh, my goodness, that just isn't right.
It's downright wrong.
I can see why she's bent.
[Knock at door]
Mrs. Stimpleton!
Oh, what are you doing here?
Buck up, dearie, we'll unpoop that party
That that party pooper pooped.
No one should go without a birthday party, sweetie.
Now, you listen here.
I'llthrow you
The most wonderful wingding you've ever had.
No! Really, you don't have to...
I won't take no for an answer, birthday girl.
We'll throw a shindig
You'll friends will talk about forever!
I mean, can you believe it?
I wanted a blowout
And I'm getting a hootenanny.
Well, look at the bright side.
What bright side?
It's not happening to me.
Thanks, trisha.
Any suggestions?
Well, you can move away, change your name.
Someone in redondo beacho
Hasn't heard about the party.
This is going to be the worst birthday I ever had.
Whoever blabbed to violet
Is going to pay for this.
I am so toast.
Come on, otto, let's skate.
I got problems, man.
The regginator's on the warpath.
So what? You've ruined her life before.
Not like this.
Yeah, this time it's different.
I mean, itisher birthday.
Don't worry, she'll have more birthdays.
[Sighs]
Yeah, but if she has her way, I won't.
Tito, another order of fries.
Double salt.
No way-- I'm cutting you off.
Cutting me off?
You've had enough.
You're not driving home, are you?
I can't drive.
Not in this condition you can't.
I keep trying to think but nothing happens.
Welcome to myworld.
[Truck approaching]
Hey, check that out.
[Tires squeal]
Whoa! An ambulance came for mr. Stimpleton.
That's not an ambulance, genius.
Read the sign.
"Tony eggs, party entertainer deluxe"?
Oh, man, I got to see what's up with this.
Mrs. Stimpleton?
Yes?
Tony eggs, party entertainer extraordinaire.
Wonderful! Come right in.
Oh!
Thanks for coming!
Happens all the time.
Like I said, the kids really go for me.
Oh! I can tell!
[Motor starts]
Hey, kids!
Time for lame-o the clown!
This party stinks on ice!
Oh, no, poor reggie!
Now, you understand the party's for teenagers
So the music has to be just so.
Hey, lady, don't sweat it.
Music's our thing.
Well, I know how young people like to do their own thing.
You're hired!
All right!
At least she booked a cool band.
I'll check them out just to make sure.
[Panting]
[Amps buzzing]
Make it nasty, boys!
Okay, one, two, three, four.
[Playing off-key, discordant music]
Oh!
Mrs. Stimpleton: oh, these are
Positively yumptious!
And do you pickle the feet
Yourself?
Twister:
She's your sister, you got to tell her.
I can't!
I can't, I'm a bleeder.
Be a man, sam.
I'd rather be a kid.
You mean "squid."
Okay, okay, I'll tell her.
We'll be right behind you.
[Knocking]
Uh, reggie?
What now?
Well, the thing is
We-- that is twist and sam and me--
We found out some stuff about your party.
Better be good news.
Not unless you like
Clowns, accordion bands and pickled chicken feet.
Wait, I know!
I'll offer to mail the invitations
And I'll destroy them.
No one will ever know about the lamest party in history.
I won't be the laughingstock...
[Phone rings]
[Gruffly]: hello!
Reg? Sherry.
Saw the newspaper and I'm down.
Newspaper? What newspaper?
Duh! Page seven, ocean shores gazette?
"All friends of reggie rocket, come to the party-bration."
Then it gives the place and time.
Reggie?
There is a full-page ad in the newspaper.
This can't get any worse!
Come one, come all to the reggie rocket party-bration!
The reggie rocket party-bration!
And keep off my lawn!
Come one, come all to the reggie rocket party-bration!
Dad, I need your help.
What's up, son?
I really messed up reggie's party.
You have to help me unlame it.
No problemo.
Shack party's back on.
I saidunlame,dad.
I'll ignore that.
But we have to work fast.
To the bat cave!
[Splattering]
Don't blame the lame-o.
Lame-o doesn't like this.
Girl: this party stinks on ice.
[Accordion playing]
[Cat howls]
Mrs. Stimpleton: reggie?
[Knocking]
It's me, violet.
Can I come in?
[Sniffing]: um, I'm feeling a little under the weather
Mrs. Stimpleton.
Can we do it later?
It'll only take
A sec.
Whatever.
I came over to wish you a happy birthday.
And, oh, I wanted you to know that you could come on
Over to my house for a little birthday fun!
That's really nice, mrs. Stimpleton...
[Coughs]
But I need my rest.
You're sure.
Because everyone there assures me
It's going to be a rockin' time!
Kid: yeah, all right, whoo-hoo!
Both: happy birthday, reggie!
This is my party?
But I thought mrs. Stimpleton was doing it.
Your wonderfully thoughtful brother
Had a few suggestions to make.
They turned out pretty well.
Trisha: hey, reg--
Very non-lame party.
Love the performance artist with the red nose.
Oh! Oh!
Thanks, trish.
And thank you, rocket boy.
No problemo.
[Laughing]: okay!
Now, it's a party.
Kids: yeah, all right!
[Low rumbling]
[Gasps]
Sam: hi, mom, bye, mom.
Going to the beach
With the g*ng.
[Gasps]
No, you are not, young man.
Sam, the ocean is extremely dangerous.
You could be the next captain ken gallant!
Mom, you're scaring me.
Good.
If you want to be near the water
You have to learn how to be safe.
I'm signing you up right now
For the ocean shore's junior lifeguard program.
Mom, I can't be a lifeguard.
I'm not buoyant.
Honey, calm down.
You know what they say:
"Be safe around water?
Heck, yes, you oughtta."
Who says that?
They do, and if they don't
They should.
[All eating noisily]
Huh?
Don't say a word.
I've got two: "sea weenie."
You're joining junior lifeguards?
My mom signed me up.
She thinks I need a dose of water safety.
I bet the first person the squid has to save
Is himself, right, twist?
Oh...
Otto, twister, finish up.
Let's go surfing.
I can't go.
What do you mean?
I'm a junior sea weenie.
My mom signed me up, too.
Let's get out of here, reg.
We could be next.
[Whistle blows]
Man: attention!
Junior guards in training, let me introduce myself.
I am assistant lieutenant tice ryan.
I am not here to baby you.
I am here to teach you.
It takes hard work and total focus.
Wet willie!
Eyes front!
No wet willies!
First of all, we need to see what kind of shape you're in.
Can you do that, we will perform the exercise created and honed
By the elite water combat unit the united states navy seals.
Prepare for toe-touchies
And go!
And one and two
And three and four
And touch...
This is stupid.
I wasn't built to touch my toes.
Ryan: and two and three and four
And one and two and three and four
And touch...
You know what the lamest thing
About junior lifeguard camp is?
I'm stuck with you?
Check it out!
[Whistle blowing]
[Panting]
[Whistle blowing]
Who needs some big old goofball with a whistle
Telling you what to do?
I guess so.
Good first day, trainees
But if you want to be a lifeguard
You've got to learn how to listen.
Once I had a recruit who didn't listen
And you know what happened?
He was never seen again.
Yeah, that's 'cause he quit this dumb camp.
Quiet, man, I'm trying to listen.
Relax, we can talk.
This is just like school.
If your little conversation is over,children!
I'd like to prepare you
For the toughest week of your lives.
[Yelling]: is that okay
With you two?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Review your manuals and get a good night's sleep.
Dismissed!
And I expect better things from you two tomorrow.
Twist, you nearly got us in huge trouble.
Forget him.
I'm bagging this lame camp.
I'm the one who's supposed to be all wimpy
But I'm the one coming back tomorrow
So I guess that makes you the squid, again.
Ouch, ooh, ow!
Finally.
Lace up and let's roll.
No way, I'm wiped.
Learning to be a junior sea weenie too rough for you?
Hey, we had to run and jump
And swim and learn how to save people, okay?
Twister, you give sea weenies a bad name.
Sea weeniesis a bad name, sammy.
But I actually learned a lot of good stuff
And I'm looking forward to tomorrow.
Squid
Lifeguards are lame.
Yeah, well, I think I like being lame.
You go, sammy.
Man, twist, can you believe the squid?
[Skates rolling]
[Snoring]
And these are our volunteer victims.
Why are we doing this again?
[Mumbling]: when we're done with this
We're going to get the bucks.
[Chuckling]
Oh, yeah.
Is it against the lifeguard rules
To refuse to save an older brother?
Victims!
Helpless drowning position number one!
[Blows whistle]
Ready, set, save!
[Grunting]
[Panting]
I've never seen sammy swim so fast.
He's probably being chased by a minnow.
Help, help.
Glub, glub.
You save my brother, sam.
I'm not motivated.
Remain calm, sir or madam.
I am a trained lifeguard.
Please take the rescue can, and I will tow you to safety.
I'm not really drowning, you little sea weenie.
Please grasp the rescue can with both hands,madam
And I will swim us to shore.
Come on, lars, don't be...
Give me that!
[Grunts]
Look, sam's got lars under control.
He's bringing him back.
[Sam panting]
Excellent work, dullard.
Rodriguez
Where is your victim?
Uh... I couldn't calm him verbally?
Why not?
I couldn't tell what he was saying.
[Spitting]
[Mumbling]
Where's my ?
Looks like sammy's getting the hang of this lifeguard thing.
The week isn't over yet.
He'll squid out.
If you're jumping off the pier to save someone
You'd use the contact jump.
Because...
It's more than three feet high, right?
Otherwise, you'd use the strike jump?
Exactly.
How was lunch, guys?
Fantastico, raymundo.
Great, sir, thanks
But we got to split.
Look at the change in little brother sam.
He reminds me of a slow-blooming bird of paradise
And twister just might have a brain after all, huh?
Don't stretch it, bro.
I sure am proud of those guys, though.
What's with you two?
I'm bored.
With twister and sam gone, there's no one to hang with.
There's just... Otto.
I don't miss 'em.
Rockets don't like lifeguard
Or their rules.
Right, dad?
Wrong, otto, very wrong.
Huh?
Listen to me, you two.
Many years ago, in hawaii
Wise people who understood and respected
The incredible power of the ocean
Walked its shores and told tales of its amazing power.
That way, swimmers, sailors and even fast-food entrepreneurs
Would also come to respect its power.
Nowadays we call those wise people lifeguards.
That's a cool story, tito.
Dad, can I join the junior lifeguards?
What?
You want to, honey?
Sure.
It could be kind of cool.
I can't believe this.
Well, recruits, you made it to the last session of training.
Dullard and rodriguez
I am proud to name you the co-most improved
Ocean shore's junior lifeguards in training.
[Cheering]
What you doing, tito?
I'm just filling this lobster pot
With sea water, little cos.
Old island recipe.
Hey, looks like lifeguard camp is winding down.
Everyone I know has turned into lifeguards.
It's like a plague of red-shorted boneheads.
Oh, this lobster pot's getting pretty heavy.
Oh!
Oh, oh...
Whoa!
[Splash]
Huh?
Help me.
Help me!
I'm tangled in the rope.
I am tangled in the rope.
Oh, man... Help, help!
Help, help!
[Panting]
I'll paddle forward.
You bring up the rear.
Hang on, tito.
Oh, man, help!
Dad, help!
Tito!
Remain calm, sir.
We are trained to help you.
I am caught in the rope, little- lifeguard-in-training brother.
I got it!
Grab on with both hands, tito.
You're doing great, tito.
If you can, help me and sam
Kick our way back to shore.
Whoa... Look at them go.
Congratulations, dullard and rodriguez.
You passed your last test.
Test!
We saved tito's life.
You would have, if I had really been drowning.
I don't get it.
It's the old "hawaiian in distress" test.
Tito's an old north shore lifeguard from way back.
We always surprise our junior lifeguards like this.
And you two came through with flying colors.
You were a lifeguard?
Sorry about the lame lifeguard cr*ck before, tito.
No prob, little cos.
Way to go, you guys.
I got to admit
What you did in the water was pretty cool.
Thanks, otto.
We'll show you the ropes.
Ryan: prepare for toe-touchies.
And go!
And one and two...
Mrs. Stimpleton: brought you some meat loaf.
01x04 - Happy Luau To You-Au/Rocket Rescue
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Revolves around the day-to-day zany hijinks of a g*ng of four young and loyal friends.
Revolves around the day-to-day zany hijinks of a g*ng of four young and loyal friends.