[ Upbeat latin brass music playing]
♪ Angry beavers
♪ Beavers.
[ Electricity crackling]
Hey, guys, come on, come on, come on!
It's almost midnight!
Yippee!
And I made the "pleased
With punch" punch.
It's my very own re-sipe.
I hope there exists an antidote.
Eee!
Both: to our families and loved ones.
Except for truckee.
Hey!
He's right there.oh. Good.
Both: may you have the happiest
Of new years and the most wonderful new millennium
Beginning with the year
Two... ...
Both: .
Hey.
Man: here's mud in your eye.
Woman: cheers.
[ Thunder crashing]
What?
Where are we?
This isn't our dam.
So?!
[ Deep voice]: welcome to your new world.
[ Both stammering and gasping]
I am the voice of fate.
"Fate"? Who?
Fate has chosen you two to initiate the new millennium
By starting the world all over again.
Why us?
Yeah, why us?yeah!
We're just a couple
Of swinging bachelor beavers, baby.
[ Laughs]
It's the law of averages.
You beavers certainly couldn't screw up a new world
Any worse than the one you just came from.
Both: good point.
Listen up, voice guy.
There better be plenty of baklava
In this new world, brother
Or I'm going to kick me some disembodied-voice tuchis.
There can be as much of anything as you wish.
It's your world to create.
Time and space are yours to mold and fold into...
Unlimited desires.
Daggy? What?
Do you know what this means?
Yeah, baby, no more pauly shore films.
No!
It means you and I can start our lives all over again
In a world designed just the way we want it.
Wowsy wowsers!
It's just you and me, bro.
Doing whatever we want...
Both: together.
[ Thunder crashing]
Nice thinking, big stallion.
[ Whinnies]
Now it's up to you to zap us up a dam
Worthy of my beautiful babbling brookski.
C'est fini!
Ooh!
Please remain seated at all times.
Por favor, permanece sentados, amigos y amigas.
Will you look at that with your eyes?
Norbert: come on!
Ooh! Schnazzy.
[ Laughs]
You want schnazzy?
I'll give you schnazzy.
Baklava out the blowhole, baby!
Uh, dag a la mode
I don't like baklava.
What?
Good heavens, man
Have you lost your mental facul, falagoo, famu...
Brain stuff?
Baklava is the time-honored beaver dessert of choice.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Well, seeing as how
This is our world to create...
Yeah?
I say the beaver dessert of choice from now on is
The giganta-riferous lickety-split split!
[ Screams]
That's no dessert.
Where's the cherry?
On top.
Okay, buddy boy, you want a big cherry, huh?
You want
Some of this, baby?
You feeling froggy?
Oh, boy.
Sometimes being
A big fat cherry can be
The pits!
[ Panting]
[ Pits ricocheting]
[ Bell dings]
[ Laughing]
Happy new year, spoot-head.
[ Echoing squawking laughter]
Norbert: where's the cherry to my lickety split?
[ Quacking]
Yum-yum! Eat 'em up!
I've got to start thinking bigger.
[ Horn beeping]
[ Quacking]
[ Screams]
There's a giant norb trout-duck following me!
Lose it!
What's this world coming to?
Who knows? I just got here myself.
This has dag's name written all over it.
[ Quacking]
Yum! Eat 'em up!
[ Engine revving]
Daggett: follow that beaver
And step on it!
Then step on it again and again and again.
[ Yells]
[ Thunderclap]
What's happening?
What are you two beavers doing to the world
I gave you to create?
Ask my brother.
All I said was I didn't like baklava.
You don't like baklava?
You... You don't like baklava?!
I'll be right back.
You two are spooting up this new world of yours.
Daggett: if I get rid of norb, my new world
Will become a better place.
Wait, wait, wait! That's not what...
Quack, oh, quack.
Daggett: that's it.
Go ahead and fly!
Fly home to mama!
Since you...
Hate baklava...
So much...
Why don't you...
Get out of my new year
Get out of my millennium
And get out of my new world?
Your new year
Your new millennium
Your new world.
[ Bell dings rapidly]
[ Groans]
[ Screams]
That was nuts.
Face it, dag.
Even without dessert...
Ooh, baklava.
You're a loon mctoon
A goof mcdoof
A rigmarole.
Without me, there's nigh short of no way
You could ever be clever enough
Be smart enough, be the itiest bit cool enough
"Nigh"?
To create a new worldy for yourselfy.
Ha! Round meat you put on a sandwich.
It's baloney!
You're darn tootin' it's round meat
You put on a sandwich
And you want to know the truth?
You can't handle the truth!
We'll see who's best-qualified
To rule this new world of ours.
Winner takes all.
Oh, no, you don't.
The winner gets everything.
All right, we do it your way then.
Tomorrow morning.right!
Right about dawn?
Wait. I'm sorry, can't.
I got a root canal at : .
Can you make it earlier then?
I must attend
A floral arrangement demonstration at noon.
Sounds good. At dawn then?
Works for me. Okay.
Both: at dawn, and for the new world, we finish it!
Daggett: time, major treeflower?
Almost dawn, sir.
And the troops, treeflower, are they assembled yet?
Soon, sir.
Okay, I think this piece here goes into hole "a."
Right on, brother.
Very soon, sir.
Foolish brother, you could have had
Everything I ever wanted.
The time, mr. Stump?!
[ Ticking]
Right, mr. Stump.
Mr. Bing, do the troops stand ready?
This is it, then.
Wait! Stop this, you two!
Stop, before it's too late.
It's too late?
Holy katzenjammies!
Charge! Charge now!
Charge!
Charge!
Char...!
Char...!
Char...!
Char...!
Both: char...!
Charge!
Charge!
Norb's army is so tiny.
[ Chuckles]
[ Loud rumbling]
Ah, that's better.
Now they're getting bigger.
[ Chuckles]
[ Loud rumbling continues]
[ Electrical crackling]
Norbert: well, daggy, old buddy
We really made a mess of this one.
Oh, yeah, I'm with you norby-o-dee-o--
All over nothing.
I guess if you can really botch up a brand-new world
Yet still have a brother...
Here's to you and me
The new year and the new millennium.
Both: brothers!
[ Thunder crashing]
[ Clock chiming]
[ Sputters and spits]
Oh, that's some punch you made there, mogen daggy.
I think I put too much lime in it.
"Lime"?
You ninnycompoopy
You use sugar in punch, not lime.
Oh, please, it's an easy mistake to make.
Both words have a "uh" in them.
So does the word "idiot."
What the...?
Why, I ought to...
You ought to order a new brain.
Can you do that?
On, like, the internet or something?
You know what?
You think there was a "u" in lime?
Well, isn't there?
Go pick me a "lume."
Oh, there is. Oh! Uh...
I'm speechless.
Yeah, you ought to order a new brain.
That's it!
Boys, boys, boys, haven't you learned anything?
Come on in here, buddy!
I loves you, baby!
Come on! Come on!
Boys, hey, hey!
Beaver! Hey! Hey!
Come on. Come on now.
Hey, hey, beavers.
You're not listening.
Hey!
Oh, forget it.
Happy new year, everyone.
We don't go nowhere.
'Cause I loves you.
[ Wind howling]
[ Classical music playing]
[ Birds chirping]
[ Yawning]
Can't a guy get a long winter's nap around here?
♪ Winter's over! Whoo-hoo! I'm so happy! ♪
♪ Happy! Happy! Happy!
♪ Now we can get into
♪ All sorts of outdoor ♪ shenanigans and hijinks!
[ Wood creaking]
[ Splashing]
♪ After we fix the dam a little. ♪
[ Squeaking]
Eee!
Hey, norb, spring has sprung-ed once again.
Time to wake up and smell the fertility.
[ French accent]: I prefer the smell of pine.
The winter give me time to explore my european root-sees
And to prove...
Iam a eurobeaver!
W-w-well, of course, "you're-o" beaver.
"I'm-o" beaver, too. Duh!
Come on, we have to re-twig the dam.
Norbert:
[ Crash]
...like the arctic philosophy and the long napes.
I'm not sure what you said, but we're american beavers.
Youare an american...
Ha-ha! And you americans are weak, like your coffee.
[ Slurping]
[ Burping]
I am... Blase aloof, eurobeaver extraordinaire.
Okay, blaze.
Ooh...
Listen up.
Get with the program.
The sooner we're done with the dam, the sooner we can play.
Your american ambition annoys me.
Have some breakfast; take a nap.
I just woke up.
We will discuss it manana.
Eee?
It is latin, mon frere.
For the love of pete...
For the love of pierre, mon frere!whatever!
After I have my bowl of cereal
Fortified with eight essential
Usda-approved vitamins and minerals
We go to work!
Hey... A kooky refrigerator.
[ Grumbling]
[ Groaning]
Wonder what this one's for?
[ Slurping]
Mmm... Moo-juicy.
[ Gagging]
Oh, daggett, I'm so happy to see you
On this beautiful night.
What happened to the snooty euro-norb
Who was just brooding on the ceiling?
We europeans are creatures of mood.
Right now I am ecstatic!
Eww!
But that could change at any moment.
Yeah, well, go be erratic with someone else.
Who are these spooty people, norbert?
Norbert: he is a gemini, she is a pisces
And he is belgian.
We no longer speak.
Oh, I am sad again.
Norb, you're scaring me.
You make another funny!
I did?
Hug me now.
Hug me, little brown beaver.
Go hug yourself!
You americans are
So narrow-minded.
[ Splashing]
[ Grunting]
[ Weakly]: can't move... Another twig.
[ Hyperventilating]
Roll me, dag.
I am getting sore.
Roll this, buster!
I can't do all the spring chores myself!
Now get off your euro-popo and help!
Be quiet with your bourgeois trifles.
It is time to watch a film.
[ Panting]
A movie? Cool!
[ Jazzy music plays]
[ Man speaking in german]
[ Spoon clinking]
[ Spoon clinking]
[ Coffee dripping loudly]
[ Buzzing]
[ Speaking german]
[ Buzzing continues]
[ Dog whimpering]
[ Speaking german]
[ Belching]
[ Speaking german]
[ Sounds playing backwards]
[ Squawking]
[ End music plays]
Camera-stylo
Mise-en-scene, caligari
Cinema verite, brilliant!
I don't get it.
[ Laughing]
Again you are funny like the jerry lewis.
I am happy once more!
Hey, hey, hey! Cut it out!
Why do I bother with you?
You could never understand
The ways of the eurobeaver.
[ Gasping]
Oh, yah?! Mm-hmm.
I can too! Eh-eh.
I can be as euro as you-o.
I doubt it, dag.
I imagine your pathetic american attempt
To be european, and, uh
I am sad once again.
[ With swiss accent]: quit your mopin', yah?
It's time to polka, norbski.
Your cheerfulness is nauseating.thank you.
Accept your fate-- youare an american
And, therefore, inferior.
Norbski, I am notski americanski!
That's esperanto, the international language
In case you're wondering.
[ Playing accordion off-key]
[ Yelling]
Accept life's futility
And the decimal elegance of the metric system.
One meter-- three feet, ballpark.
Ladies and gentlemen, may-dames and mon-sewers
The four swedish sheep who put the pop in europop--
Baba!
♪ Baa-baa-baa-baa- baa-baa-baa♪
♪ Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa♪
♪ Ah-aaah♪
♪ Baa-baa-baa-baa, baa-baa-baa...♪
Baba songs-- these are as euro as you can get.
[ Clattering and screaming]
Perhaps
But you do not brood or drink coffee.
I brood...
Don't talk in my way!
Therefore, you will always be but an impostor.
[ Gasps]
We will see who is impostor!
[ Zipping noise]
Behold, el daggalissimo, bullfighter grande!
Oreo!
[ Rumbling]
[ Screaming]
Run away! Flee!
[ Hooves thundering]
[ Both yelling]
[ Bulls lowing]
[ Both grunting]
You'll never b*at my aloofness.
Give up.
[ Groans]
I'm still part american beaver
And an american beaver... Never gives up!
Especially when it comes to being a eurobeaver!
And now, I must listen to bach.
[ Spitting]: forget bach.
[ Needle scratching record]
We have baba.
♪ Baa, baa-baa-baa-baa-baa♪
♪ Baa, baa-baa-baa-baa-baa♪
♪ Baa, baa-baa-baa, ah-aaah...♪
What am I doing?!
I don't want to dance
But their hokey scandinavian poop-melodies
Are infectious.
Oh, well!
♪ Baa, baa-baa-baa-baa-baa♪
♪ Baa, baa-baa-baa-baa-baa♪
♪ Baa, baa, baa, baa♪
♪ Ah-aaah♪
♪ Baa, baa-baa-baa-baa-baa♪
♪ Baa, baa-baa-baa-baa-baa♪
♪ Baa, baa, baa, baa, ah-aaah♪
♪ Tick-a-bow, tick-a-bow, tick-a-bow, bow, bow♪♪ baa, baa, baa♪
♪ Tick-a-bow, tick-a-tick-a-bow, bow, bow, bow♪
♪ Tick-a-bow, tick-a-bow, tick-a-bow, bow, bow...♪
[ Tires screeching]
♪ Tick-a-bow, tick-a-bow...♪♪ Baa, baa, baa♪
♪ Tick-a-bow, tick-a-tick-a-bow...♪♪ Baa, baa, baa...♪
Out of the way.
We're with the government.
[ Electrical crackling]
♪ Baa, baa-baa-baa-baa-baa♪
♪ Baa, baa, baa, baa, ah-aaah♪
♪ Baa, baa-baa-baa-baa-baa...♪
[ Clattering]
Hey, what's the big ideaski?
Man: we're from immigration.
[ Dramatic music plays]
You europeanbeavers
Are in this country illegally.
We have to deport you.
Waa-ha...
[ Regular voice]: wait a minute.
There's some kind of misunderstanding here.
We'reamerican beavers.
Actually, I'm the american beaver.
He's, uh, blazy aloof, eurobeaver extraordinaire.
Zip it, dag.
Hey, how about those packers, huh?
Norbert: dag!
♪ Baa-baa-baa-baa- baa-baa-baa...♪
No!
♪ Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, ah-aaah...♪
[ Giggling]
♪ Baa-aaah.♪
03x19 - Brothers... To the End?/Euro Beavers
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Revolves around the zany hijinks of Norbert and Daggett Beaver, two young beaver brothers who have moved out of their parents' home to become bachelors in the forest near the fictional Wayouttatown, Oregon.
Revolves around the zany hijinks of Norbert and Daggett Beaver, two young beaver brothers who have moved out of their parents' home to become bachelors in the forest near the fictional Wayouttatown, Oregon.