03x11 - Daggy Dearest/Dag's List

[bunniefuu]

[ Lively dance music playing]

♪ A-a-a-angry beavers

♪ Beavers.

When evil is afoot, he is justice's shoe.

He is...

[ Imitating drum roll]

Muscular beaver, world's greatest superhero-- whoosh!

No villain on earth can defeat him

Except for perhaps the mighty titan

Known as tooooooooooe-bot.

Daggett: I am tooooooooooe-bot!

Feel my wrath.

[ Growling]

Resistance is totally foot-tile, muscular beaver.

Your beaver superpowers are no match

For my mastery of toe-fu.

Tofu?

The protein-rich soybean extract?

No, the dreaded martial art.

Behold.

[ Grunts]

And now, having laid waste

To that punny body of muscular beaver

I shall now take over his even punnier brain

With my mind-melting powers of men-toe toe-lepathy.

Prepare to be

Toe-botomized.

Must not look... Must resist.

My brains, mind!

No!

Yo, daggalingy, how's about giving me a hand

Hanging these neefty party decorations?

Muscular beaver in a toe jam, need help.

I think we should hang the balloon...

No! Not muscular beaver!

Indeed.

Please, dag, not now.

Our friends will be here for the party any minute.

Too much, too strong.

If only my faithful sidekick were here

To offer me much-needed assissistance

And comic relief-edness.

Oh, no, you don't.

No way am I playing along with your muscular beavitude.

Eek!

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming stops]

[ Laughs evilly]

Foolish mortal, can you not see

That toe-bot has a psychic toe-hold

On muscular beaver's mind?

If we are separated, his mind is toasted

And that would be bad.

[ Resumes screaming]

Come on, dag, enough already.

[ Screaming stops]

[ Screaming resumes]

Scream all you want, dag.

I told you I'm not playing your little game.

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming continues]

[ Screaming in distance]

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming continues]

All right, all right!

All right, you win.

[ Screaming]

Well, let's just hurry up and get it over with.

Fear not, muscular beaver, for it is i, your faithful sidekick

Baron once bad, then good, then bad again

Now something that's neither

Here to help you de-foot toe-bot.

Whoa, babies, why is norb choking dag's toe?

Eh... Uh, hi.

[ Stammering]

I suppose you're wondering about these...

The costumes.

A superhero costume party?

What a great idea, norb.

Wow! Cooly-cooly cool!

Wow, I love superhero costume parties.

You know, bing

Truck drivers are considered the superheroes of the highway.

Count me in.

I always wanted to wear my underwear

On the outside.

Yeah, right.

We all dress up and play superheroes.

Barry: I'm hip.

We could be the justice guys.

All: the justice guys!

And one gal.

The justice guys and one gal.

Stump: mild-mannered former shade tree

But when evil takes root, he sprouts into doc sequoia.

And there's bing, yes, bing and...

We'll come back to him later.

Barry the bear: velvet-voiced troubador

With his famous snap, you know

He becomes this guy, brother electric, supergroovalistic.

And there's a girl-- treeflower becomes goody-good gal

Who stands up and speaks for herself and... You know.

And there's bing...

Truckee, the truck-driving shrew, becomes "the shrew."

He drives a truck and hits guys.

What's bing... Bing, get out of here, bing.

You're not becoming... You're an idiot... Get off this...

Wait, he's changing.

He's becoming something ugly... What is he?

He's most potent bug.

Together they are the goody... Who are they?

Who cares? There's a gal in there.

Together they're the justice guys and one gal.

[ Evil laugh]

I am toe-bot.

Heel before me, superfoes.

Is that the bad guy, norby?

Indeed it is.

Well, step back, babies.

Brother electric is going to lay down

His supergroovalistic powers of funkomation.

[ Funk music plays]

♪ Ooh, muscular beaver, baby

♪ Got an evil puppet on your toe ♪

♪ Oh, baby, baby, baby

♪ That evil puppet's got to go-o-o ♪

♪ It's messing with your mind

♪ And we're running out of time ♪

♪ You understand, don't you, baby? ♪

♪ Oh... And, uh... Oh, yeah

♪ Oh, baby.

All: ♪ toe-bot's gotta go

♪ Say, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, baby

♪ Uh-huh

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah

♪ You know, 'cause he's funky in the bad way... ♪

[ Music stops]

I am toe-bot!

Feel my power!

Bummer, baby.

Bing: worry not, super help come soon.

[ Laughing]

I am most potent bug.

Regard-- my most potent lightning bolt sword of potency.

I have never seen such savagery.

Skeek! Scurry away with honor!

[ Laughs]

Okay, hotshot, time to feel the wrath

Of the shrew.

Ow!

No fair, he hit me in the eye!

That's it!

I'm not playing anymore.

[ Laughs evilly]

Doc sequoia, you lumbering boob

Prepare to be splintered by the mighty titan

That is tooooooe-bot.

Come on, baron, let us defeat this fiend together.

Give up, toe-b...

[ Stammering]

[ Speaking gibberish]

...beaver and his trusty sidekick?

[ Laughs weakly]

Wait a minute... "Trusty sidekick"?

Why, because I'm a girl?

No! I... I-i just thought, I didn't...

Oh, well, then it's about time

I stand up for myself and speak my mind.

Get lost, baron von loser!

[ Stammering]

[ Toe-bot laughs evilly]

I win, I win!

I am tooooooe-bot!

All of you together could not de-foot me.

Muscular beaver's mind will soon be mine

For e-toe-nity!

Come on, guys

I don't like this game anymore.

Yeah, me neither.

I think I pulled a disk.

[ All grumbling]

Wait! Don't go!

It's not a game.

I just told you that so I wouldn't be embarrassed.

The truth is my doofy doof-brained brother

Really does think his mind has been taken over by toe-bot.

[ Whimpering]

Whoa.

That's some real wiggy mojo, baby.

All is loss-ed.

Justice's shoe has been defeated

By the evil afoot that is a toe.

Oh! Woe and whoosh.

Wait a minute.

What was that about justice's shoe?

Behold: justice's shoe.

[ Laughs evilly]

How's your toe-fu stack up

Against some schtanky shoe-jitsu?

Ha!

Toe-bot: zoiks! You have found my achilles' heel.

[ Gibbering]

[ Imitates drum roll]

Toe-bot has been de-footed

And muscular beaver

World's greatest superhero-- whoosh-- is saved

Thanks to...

All: the justice guys...

And one gal.

I can dig it.

Hey, wait a minute, we don't know how to fly!

[ All yelling]

[ Cries out]

Once upon a time, a bazillion years ago

When dinosaurs roamed the earth

And everything was all stinky and yucky

There sprouted from the cold, hard ground

A magical golden nutball thingy.

A bazillion years ago when dinosaurs roamed the earth

You had to be magical just to keep from getting stepped on.

[ Dinosaur roars]

Oodles and oodles of years later, man appeared

And even though he wasn't much to look at

You could tell he was going places.

Yes, the march of human history and fashion had begun

From animal skins to skimpy white dresses--

I mean, tunics--

To suits of heavy iron stuff...

[ Clang]

Oh, great.

And then back to fur again.

Wait a minute, that's not human.

Looks like some kind of firdy bur.

Anyway, the magical nutball thingy

And the giant tree that grew from it

Were around for a long, long time.

[ Smacks lips]

But not for long.

[ Norbert chuckles]

Norbert: yogonnaise.

Lima beans-- yucksky.

Pickled pine cones-- just say no way.

Nope.

Nyet.

Nada.

Hey, norby?

Norby?

Hey, hey, hey, there's nothing to nibbly, norby-worby.

Correctshioon, daghammarskjold.

There's lots to eat

But it's the same old borororing poopy-doop

We eat all the time.

Poopy-doopy all the time.

Sure wish we had something different.

[ Buzzing]

[ Crashing]

Well, that's different.

Hmm, a huge tree fell into our house.

Huh?

And it's cool.

And it's all mine!

First bite!

[ Gnawing loudly]

Hold on, mighty stallion.

[ Choking]

Now, ordinarily I'd recognize your claim

Without questioney, daglobite

But this is different.

I must point out

This tree's oodles and oodles of rings.

That means it was around

For oodles and oodles of haystoric events.

Why, it's nature's time machine.

It was around

[ In announcerlike voice]: a bazillion years ago

When dinosaurs roamed the earth

And our parents weren't even born.

[ Panting excitedly]

Ooh, that means we weren't even young yet.

I think you'd agree

We must show such an auspicious member of the plant kingdom

All due beaverly respect.

Uh... No.

Good.

Let's observe a moment of silence.

No.

And now I'd like to say one more thing.

It's cool and it's all mine!

[ Laughs victoriously]

First bite.

[ Gnawing noisily]

Gloat, gloat.

[ Laughs]

[ Groaning and moaning]

[ Blows raspberry]

[ Giggles]

Hey, you tricked me, you

You, you not very nice...

You brother guy thing.

Wowser bowser!

That's different.

Norb bit that old tree

And suddenly he's a little kid again.

Oh, well.

[ Gnawing loudly]

[ Daggett babbling]

Norb?

Daggy waggya?

Uh, uh, where are we?

Don't know.

Uh... Maybe this is the tree's house.

That's dopey.

Everybody knows trees live in treeler parks.

Nuh-uh, they live in tree houses.

Daggy-waggy's dopey-wopey.

Nuh-uh.

Dopey-wopey.

Nuh-uh.

Nyuh-huh.

Cool, yeah.

Mine!

Okay, that's not cool no more.

This is.

[ Squealing]: mine!

Not cool.

Norbert:this is.

Mine!

[ Straining]

Okay, that's not cool.

But this is.

Mine.

Mine.

Mine.

Mine.

Mine.

Mine.

Mine, mine!

Not cool.

This is mine.

Not cool.

This is mine.

Not cool.

Hey, look.

[ Both squeal in delight]

That's the most coolest nutball thingy ever.

[ Straining]

[ Crying]

Hey, blubbery-wubbery

We're not going to get the nutball that way.

We need a plan.

Plan... Right!

What's a plan?

That's when you think real hard...

Uh-huh.

And figure out a way to do something

So you don't hurt your head.

Ooh, I like plans.

Mine.

Mine.

Mine.

Mine.

Mine-slash-mine.

[ Grunting]

Oh...

I thought plans were

So you won't not don't hurt your head.

Blowy woo-woo stinky-a-pooh to you.

[ Blows raspberry]

Oh, yeah?

Zimmy-zam zum-zum to you, buddy!

[ Blowing raspberries at each other]

[ Farts]

Aah, p.u.

[ Blows raspberry]

[ Laughing]

Both: mine, mine!

[ Panting in excitement]

Both: mine, mine, mine, mine.

[ Whines]

[ Screeches]

[ Both giggling]

Both: mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

[ Gasp][ gasp]

[ Gasp][ gasp]

Daggett: it's where that tree hides its toys.

[ Both panting]

Make way for norberoo, roo, roo, roo, roo.

Here comes the super- super-looper-duper submarine.

Up poopyscope.

Dive, dive, dive, whoosh!

[ Daggett giggling]

[ Daggett squeals]

Mine.

Mine.

Mine.

[ Yelps]

[ Norbert groans]

[ Yelping]

Mine.

Mine.

[ Norbert yelling]

[ Crash]

[ Crash]

It's mine!

Mine!

Mine!

Mine-slash-mine!

Daggy-waggy, short and shaggy

What are you doing?

What does it loook like I'm doing?

It loookslike you're a big dopey dope.

Oh, yeah?

Mine!

Both: mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

[ Panting]

Hey!

I have an idea.

Oh, no.

Maybe we should work... Together.

Like barothers?

Like barothers.

[ Giggling]

Okay, barother, let her rip!

[ Engine starts]

You sure this plan plane... Plane plan's going to work?

Don't my plans always work?

No.

You just get ready

To grab the nutball thingy when we fly by.

Here we go!

[ Norbert imitates roaring engine]

Norbert: get ready to grab it, daggitty-wag!

[ Both screaming]

[ Engine stalls]

[ Screaming]

That was nuts.

[ Stomachs growling loudly]

[ Frightened]: hey...

There's something mad inside our tummies.

It must be a tummy monster!

There's nothing inside our tummies.

That's what's making the noise.

Huh?

We didn't eat nothing the whole day.

We're hungry.

Oh, oh, yeah, I knew that.

Some big beaver's already bit it, daggy-waggy.

Wonder why they stopped, norf.

[ Both scream]

Both: mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

Ours.

[ Giggling]

Now what, norf?

Let's eat it, daggy-waggy.

Yeah, baby!

[ Munching loudly]

[ Burps]

[ Whinnies] [ shrieks]

[ Grunts]

And so, through the magical powers

Of the magical nutball hingy

The march of time marched backwards

All the way through beavolution

Back through the slimy, stupid

Buck-toothed single-celled creatures

From which they emerged.

Both [ in low voice]: spoot.

Good night.

And nickelodeon]