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02x44 - Distribution

Posted: 08/16/23 17:07
by bunniefuu
♪ Transformers more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers

robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers Energon ♪

♪ Transformers ♪

- Your attention men.

Before you watch this,

I strongly suggest you

turn on the lights in here.

- Hey how did you do that?

- Ladies and gentlemen

introducing in the red corner

Rodimus and Hot Shot!

(cheering)

- And in the blue

corner their opponents

Mirage and some

giant caped thingy!

- Would everyone rise and

bow down to the greatest

warrior or all time.

- I am Tidal Wave.

- What, that monster

is Tidal Wave?

Don't be intimidated Hot Shot.

- Are you ready my friend?

Transform!

- That's right boys

behold the new me!

- Looks like it's show time.

- Let's do this Rodimus.

- Let the virtual games begin!

We have a winner!

- Hey no way we hardly

even touched them!

- Yeah.

- Did someone get the

number of that bus?

- Tidal Wave.

- Would you please give it

up for the winners of fight A

Rodimus and his dreamy

partner Hot Shot!

Oh yeah I hope you don't think

I was picking

favorites or anything.

- You can have your

scrawny old Hot Shot,

personally I've got

my eye on Galvatron.

- What's going on?

- It's some sort of virtual

training program the Autobots

play inside their barracks.

- Did you see the size

of the old Tidal Wave?

- Heh I hate to say this

but it's like TV wrestling.

You can't tell what's

real and what's not.

- Are you saying that the big

brute Tidal Wave is a fake?

- Who knows?

- Then why are we wasting

our time watching them?

- Good question.

- I do so like to watch.

- I think this is all a

bunch of frivolous fluff

take the tunnel.

- Nooo.

- All right time to start

the battle in fight B.

In the red corner

Cliffjumper and Landmine!

- Against Optimus

Prime and Wingsaber.

- Hey Wingsaber, I sure hope

you're feeling lucky today

'cause you're gonna need it.

- Zip it Cliffjumper

you'll only make them mad.

- Don't tell me to zip

it Landmine and besides

I'm tough enough to back

up my trash talk, got it.

- I got it.

- Hey Optimus, you're not

planning on hurting us are you?

- Try me.

- Let's not fool around

Optimus, let's Powerlink.

- Right.

- Optimus Prime.

- Wingsaber.

- [Both] Powerlink!

Powerlink complete!

Meteor storm attack!

- Hey we're not ready!

(yelling)

- Without further ado

it's battle number three.

And this one's a

heavyweight bout between

Jetfire and Ironhide.

- Against Scorponok and, um--

- Is everyone ready for this?

- It's Alpha Q.

- Relax Ironhide, Alpha

Q's not programmed to fight

this will be a cinch.

- But--

- So ready to wrestle?

- Don't poke me can't you

see I'm trying to concentrate

here Alpha Q?

- Okay Ironhide it's go time!

- Ironhide.

- Jetfire.

- [Both] Powerlink!

Ironhide Powerlink!

Ready or not here I come!

- Bring it on!

- You had enough yet huh?

Aw come on Scorponok

is that all you got?

- Haha a wise guy ey well

let's see you handle this.

- Okay folks this might take

a while so let's move on to

our next battle.

- Yeah!

- But when's it my turn hmm?

- The excitement never stops as

we get set for

our fourth battle!

Introducing in the blue

corner the rookie Six Shot

and his brother Shockblast!

- Up against the always tough

chrome Autobots the Infernals!

The old and the new!

- Just hearing your name

Inferno makes me want to

smash in your mainframe!

- Shockblast I can't believe

what a wicked job they did

putting you back together again

right down to the

last digital detail!

- Would you quit your yapping!

- It warms me inside to know

that your back in action bro

and here I thought this

day would never come.

- Whenever you're ready

ladies because we're waiting!

- So am I.

- Easy fellas we got all day.

- Say how about we start

off by shaking hands?

- My brother the moron.

- Well?

- [Both] Ahhh.

- Shockblast why did you

go and do that for bro?

And here I was hoping to

have a nice clean fight.

(bell dinging)

- Okay folks, time to go

back to our other battles

still in progress.

- Jeepers demolisher looks

like some kind of training

exercise is going on here.

- Yeah looks exciting.

- Well hello good looking!

So what do you want us to do?

- You two have been invited

to join in the greatest

tag team tournament ever!

- Aww that's too much

like work but then again,

maybe there's some nifty prizes!

- And the competition

looks pretty lame!

(laughs)

- Huh, take a look Downshift,

it's those two Deceptagon

doofuses, if we Powerlink

we can take care of them

in no time flat pal.

- They might be doofuses but

they're still Deceptagons.

- What gimme a break.

- Wow it almost looks

like they're married.

- I can beat those guys with

half my hydraulic shutdown.

- It looks like this battle

is not going to happen

so while they argue

about their differences

what do you say we

start the next round?

(cheering)

- Introducing in the

red corner we have

Constructicon Maximus

and Bruticus Maximus!

And in the blue corner

Saverion Maximus!

Oh and Constructicon and

Bruticus brought along a few of

their friends with them.

- Transform!

Transform!

Powerlink!

Constructicon Maximus!

- Transform!

Powerlink!

Bruticus Maximus!

- Transform!

Transform!

Powerlink!

Superion Maximus!

- You might want to consider

surrendering Superion Maximus

because we have you

totally outnumbered.

- What's the matter

cat got your tongue?

- Gentlemen start your circuits!

- I love the smell of fried

circuit boards in the morning.

- Scorponok attack!

- Nice try Scorponok but

it's too little too late!

(bell dinging)

- Way to go Ironhide

looks like one down!

- Remember Downshift.

Stick to the plan.

- Plan?

- Powerlink!

- Downshift.

Powerlink!

Powerlink complete!

Wait just a second here.

- Hey how did I

end up down here?

- Well do they want

to fight us or not?

- Who knows?

- Hey hang on didn't

they just Powerlink?

So why don't we Demolisher?

- You're so smart Snow Cat.

- Yeah, it's a gift.

Snow Cat!

- Demolisher!

- [Both] Powerlink!

- Uh Demolisher.

I don't think this is right.

- Okay it's now on to the

second battle in fight A.

Would you all please give it

up for Rodimus and Hot Shot,

the winners from our very

first round of competition!

Against the big cheese

himself Optimus and Wingsaber.

- All right Optimus

sir, let's Powerlink!

- Right.

- Optimus Prime!

- Wingsaber!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Powerlink complete!

Well this should be

short and painless.

- No way Optimus sir.

- That's my name.

- [Optimus] Now

are you men ready?

Well don't just stand there.

- So looks like we're up

against you boys next.

- Yeah!

- Look it's Shockblast.

- Relax Ironhide it's

only a virtual Shockblast

remember this is a

training program.

- Oh yeah I keep

forgetting that.

- Let me at those losers!

- Take it easy bro.

- Okay Ironhide you ready?

- Yeah, sure.

- Jetfire!

- Ironhide!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Jetfire Powerlink!

- Heh yeah they don't

call me Shockblast

little bro for nothing.

And if you boys are looking

for more there's plenty

where that came from, later.

- Jetfire, Jetfire!

- I'm all right.

(bell dinging)

- Boy and I thought

I was stupid.

- Yeah so did I.

- So uh, who are

we up against next?

- Your next opponents are

waiting in the staging area

to your left gentlemen.

- What say we have a look see?

(yelling)

(laughter)

- Oh gee whiz I never

saw that coming.

- You boys wanna go again?

- Hot Shot let's Powerlink!

- All right.

- Rodimus!

- Hot Shot!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Rodimus Powerlink!

- Nice right hook Rodimus!

- And don't you

go around thinking

it was a lucky punch

either Optimus.

- Gee I wonder what

the winner gets?

- Who knows maybe old

Galvatron will give us a little

Energon boost.

- There's your competition boys!

- Not you two simpletons.

- Galvatron and look

he destroyed two of

our program clones.

- It'll be us next.

- Then again we could

take out some of our

pent up frustration out on him!

- Snow Cat you twit

Galvatron can hear you!

- I mean how much pent up

frustration could two meek

and loyal soldiers have anyway?

Right Galvatron?

- Yeah we couldn't ask

for a better commander.

(laughter)

- Boy that was easier

than changing an AI chip.

- Let's turn it up a notch.

- Bring it Optimus!

- Yeah, anytime Prime!

- Waste them Optimus!

- Watch me.

- The second match of fight B

has Constructicon Maximus and

Bruticus Maximus versus

Optimus and Omega Supreme!

- You morons, I search every

nook and cranny at the base

and where are you,

playing this mindless

virtual training program!

- But Galvatron.

- And you have the

gall to attack me?

How dare you.

- Time to teach you

soldiers some respect.

- Hah, tough talk Optimus

now let's see you back it up!

- I am your leader!

I am Optimus Prime.

There's more where

that came from.

- Yeah we catch your

drift Optimus sir.

(bell dinging)

- Yes the virtual training

games get more intense

with each battle and now it's

time for the semi-finals!

- Let's win bro but

let's try not to

embarrass them all right?

- Huh, what?

- Just ignore him Hot Shot.

- Enough talk.

Time to transform!

Dark blast attack!

- How about we

test your reflexes?

- Transform!

Hop on Hot Shot give

'em all you've got!

- You're mine!

- Transform!

- Would you get off

of me you big lug!

- Why you little brat!

- And this is the thanks

I get for trying to

help my big brother.

I've had it, no more

mister nice guy.

- No one betrays me not even

inside this mindless game.

- Harsh.

- You mind butting out.

- Stop it.

- You want more?

- Hot Shot he's just a program

inside this virtual

training game.

If we use our internal

spark we can block the pain

because he doesn't exist.

- I'm trying.

- Hot Shot let's Powerlink!

- Hot Shot!

- Rodimus!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Hotshot Powerlink!

- No you should be immobilized!

- You don't realize the

true power of Powerlinking!

(groaning)

- It's nothing personal sir

but would you mind clearing

out of this battle

ring right now?

- What?

- It would appear that your

next opponent is Optimus Prime.

- Hah there is no

way I'm playing this

childish little game.

I'm going home.

- Yes sir!

- But you can't go.

- Where are my obedient minions?

- And now it's time for

the final virtual battle!

(cheering)

- You made the

finals Optimus sir.

- Was that ever in doubt?

- Let's do this Optimus.

- Omega Supreme.

- Huh?

- Transform!

- Transform!

- Optimus Prime!

- Omega Supreme!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Powerlink complete!

- And the victory goes

to Rodimus and Hot Shot!

- What?

- Omega Supreme and Optimus

forfeit the win because

they both stepped

out of the ring!

- Sorry guys but

rules are rules.

(crowd booing)

(laughs)

- And now it's time to

present the virtual training

trophies to our winning team!

Congrats!

(crowd cheering)

- Please give it up for

Rodimus and his cute training

partner Hot Shot!

- [Both] Thank you!

- Hah, no one told me

about any ridiculous rules.

- Bye for now see

you back here soon!

- The winning team that only

gets a set of handsome trophies

they also get

something even better!

- They get a chance to battle

our special guest warrior!

- Special guest warrior?

Like who?

(ominous music)

- It's, it's--

- Unicron!

- Gee he sure is puny.

- Unicron transform!

- Hot Shot!

Are you okay Hot Shot?

- Yeah.

- You ready?

Transform!

- Are you serious?

This is how the Transformers

sharpen their battle skills?

By playing this silly game?

- [Both] It's bye bye

for now til next time!

- I don't understand

their fascination.

- And they've done it for eons.

- Oh please they've been

battling since the dawn of time.

- Why can't we all

just get along?

- All right we did it

Rodimus we beat the game!

I can't believe

we beat the game!

- You Autobots and

your dumb games.

I guess we're more

alike than I realized.

♪ Transformers more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers

robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers