02x44 - Distribution
Posted: 08/16/23 17:07
♪ Transformers more
than meets the eye ♪
♪ Transformers more
than meets the eye ♪
♪ Transformers
robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers Energon ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
- Your attention men.
Before you watch this,
I strongly suggest you
turn on the lights in here.
- Hey how did you do that?
- Ladies and gentlemen
introducing in the red corner
Rodimus and Hot Shot!
(cheering)
- And in the blue
corner their opponents
Mirage and some
giant caped thingy!
- Would everyone rise and
bow down to the greatest
warrior or all time.
- I am Tidal Wave.
- What, that monster
is Tidal Wave?
Don't be intimidated Hot Shot.
- Are you ready my friend?
Transform!
- That's right boys
behold the new me!
- Looks like it's show time.
- Let's do this Rodimus.
- Let the virtual games begin!
We have a winner!
- Hey no way we hardly
even touched them!
- Yeah.
- Did someone get the
number of that bus?
- Tidal Wave.
- Would you please give it
up for the winners of fight A
Rodimus and his dreamy
partner Hot Shot!
Oh yeah I hope you don't think
I was picking
favorites or anything.
- You can have your
scrawny old Hot Shot,
personally I've got
my eye on Galvatron.
- What's going on?
- It's some sort of virtual
training program the Autobots
play inside their barracks.
- Did you see the size
of the old Tidal Wave?
- Heh I hate to say this
but it's like TV wrestling.
You can't tell what's
real and what's not.
- Are you saying that the big
brute Tidal Wave is a fake?
- Who knows?
- Then why are we wasting
our time watching them?
- Good question.
- I do so like to watch.
- I think this is all a
bunch of frivolous fluff
take the tunnel.
- Nooo.
- All right time to start
the battle in fight B.
In the red corner
Cliffjumper and Landmine!
- Against Optimus
Prime and Wingsaber.
- Hey Wingsaber, I sure hope
you're feeling lucky today
'cause you're gonna need it.
- Zip it Cliffjumper
you'll only make them mad.
- Don't tell me to zip
it Landmine and besides
I'm tough enough to back
up my trash talk, got it.
- I got it.
- Hey Optimus, you're not
planning on hurting us are you?
- Try me.
- Let's not fool around
Optimus, let's Powerlink.
- Right.
- Optimus Prime.
- Wingsaber.
- [Both] Powerlink!
Powerlink complete!
Meteor storm attack!
- Hey we're not ready!
(yelling)
- Without further ado
it's battle number three.
And this one's a
heavyweight bout between
Jetfire and Ironhide.
- Against Scorponok and, um--
- Is everyone ready for this?
- It's Alpha Q.
- Relax Ironhide, Alpha
Q's not programmed to fight
this will be a cinch.
- But--
- So ready to wrestle?
- Don't poke me can't you
see I'm trying to concentrate
here Alpha Q?
- Okay Ironhide it's go time!
- Ironhide.
- Jetfire.
- [Both] Powerlink!
Ironhide Powerlink!
Ready or not here I come!
- Bring it on!
- You had enough yet huh?
Aw come on Scorponok
is that all you got?
- Haha a wise guy ey well
let's see you handle this.
- Okay folks this might take
a while so let's move on to
our next battle.
- Yeah!
- But when's it my turn hmm?
- The excitement never stops as
we get set for
our fourth battle!
Introducing in the blue
corner the rookie Six Shot
and his brother Shockblast!
- Up against the always tough
chrome Autobots the Infernals!
The old and the new!
- Just hearing your name
Inferno makes me want to
smash in your mainframe!
- Shockblast I can't believe
what a wicked job they did
putting you back together again
right down to the
last digital detail!
- Would you quit your yapping!
- It warms me inside to know
that your back in action bro
and here I thought this
day would never come.
- Whenever you're ready
ladies because we're waiting!
- So am I.
- Easy fellas we got all day.
- Say how about we start
off by shaking hands?
- My brother the moron.
- Well?
- [Both] Ahhh.
- Shockblast why did you
go and do that for bro?
And here I was hoping to
have a nice clean fight.
(bell dinging)
- Okay folks, time to go
back to our other battles
still in progress.
- Jeepers demolisher looks
like some kind of training
exercise is going on here.
- Yeah looks exciting.
- Well hello good looking!
So what do you want us to do?
- You two have been invited
to join in the greatest
tag team tournament ever!
- Aww that's too much
like work but then again,
maybe there's some nifty prizes!
- And the competition
looks pretty lame!
(laughs)
- Huh, take a look Downshift,
it's those two Deceptagon
doofuses, if we Powerlink
we can take care of them
in no time flat pal.
- They might be doofuses but
they're still Deceptagons.
- What gimme a break.
- Wow it almost looks
like they're married.
- I can beat those guys with
half my hydraulic shutdown.
- It looks like this battle
is not going to happen
so while they argue
about their differences
what do you say we
start the next round?
(cheering)
- Introducing in the
red corner we have
Constructicon Maximus
and Bruticus Maximus!
And in the blue corner
Saverion Maximus!
Oh and Constructicon and
Bruticus brought along a few of
their friends with them.
- Transform!
Transform!
Powerlink!
Constructicon Maximus!
- Transform!
Powerlink!
Bruticus Maximus!
- Transform!
Transform!
Powerlink!
Superion Maximus!
- You might want to consider
surrendering Superion Maximus
because we have you
totally outnumbered.
- What's the matter
cat got your tongue?
- Gentlemen start your circuits!
- I love the smell of fried
circuit boards in the morning.
- Scorponok attack!
- Nice try Scorponok but
it's too little too late!
(bell dinging)
- Way to go Ironhide
looks like one down!
- Remember Downshift.
Stick to the plan.
- Plan?
- Powerlink!
- Downshift.
Powerlink!
Powerlink complete!
Wait just a second here.
- Hey how did I
end up down here?
- Well do they want
to fight us or not?
- Who knows?
- Hey hang on didn't
they just Powerlink?
So why don't we Demolisher?
- You're so smart Snow Cat.
- Yeah, it's a gift.
Snow Cat!
- Demolisher!
- [Both] Powerlink!
- Uh Demolisher.
I don't think this is right.
- Okay it's now on to the
second battle in fight A.
Would you all please give it
up for Rodimus and Hot Shot,
the winners from our very
first round of competition!
Against the big cheese
himself Optimus and Wingsaber.
- All right Optimus
sir, let's Powerlink!
- Right.
- Optimus Prime!
- Wingsaber!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Powerlink complete!
Well this should be
short and painless.
- No way Optimus sir.
- That's my name.
- [Optimus] Now
are you men ready?
Well don't just stand there.
- So looks like we're up
against you boys next.
- Yeah!
- Look it's Shockblast.
- Relax Ironhide it's
only a virtual Shockblast
remember this is a
training program.
- Oh yeah I keep
forgetting that.
- Let me at those losers!
- Take it easy bro.
- Okay Ironhide you ready?
- Yeah, sure.
- Jetfire!
- Ironhide!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Jetfire Powerlink!
- Heh yeah they don't
call me Shockblast
little bro for nothing.
And if you boys are looking
for more there's plenty
where that came from, later.
- Jetfire, Jetfire!
- I'm all right.
(bell dinging)
- Boy and I thought
I was stupid.
- Yeah so did I.
- So uh, who are
we up against next?
- Your next opponents are
waiting in the staging area
to your left gentlemen.
- What say we have a look see?
(yelling)
(laughter)
- Oh gee whiz I never
saw that coming.
- You boys wanna go again?
- Hot Shot let's Powerlink!
- All right.
- Rodimus!
- Hot Shot!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Rodimus Powerlink!
- Nice right hook Rodimus!
- And don't you
go around thinking
it was a lucky punch
either Optimus.
- Gee I wonder what
the winner gets?
- Who knows maybe old
Galvatron will give us a little
Energon boost.
- There's your competition boys!
- Not you two simpletons.
- Galvatron and look
he destroyed two of
our program clones.
- It'll be us next.
- Then again we could
take out some of our
pent up frustration out on him!
- Snow Cat you twit
Galvatron can hear you!
- I mean how much pent up
frustration could two meek
and loyal soldiers have anyway?
Right Galvatron?
- Yeah we couldn't ask
for a better commander.
(laughter)
- Boy that was easier
than changing an AI chip.
- Let's turn it up a notch.
- Bring it Optimus!
- Yeah, anytime Prime!
- Waste them Optimus!
- Watch me.
- The second match of fight B
has Constructicon Maximus and
Bruticus Maximus versus
Optimus and Omega Supreme!
- You morons, I search every
nook and cranny at the base
and where are you,
playing this mindless
virtual training program!
- But Galvatron.
- And you have the
gall to attack me?
How dare you.
- Time to teach you
soldiers some respect.
- Hah, tough talk Optimus
now let's see you back it up!
- I am your leader!
I am Optimus Prime.
There's more where
that came from.
- Yeah we catch your
drift Optimus sir.
(bell dinging)
- Yes the virtual training
games get more intense
with each battle and now it's
time for the semi-finals!
- Let's win bro but
let's try not to
embarrass them all right?
- Huh, what?
- Just ignore him Hot Shot.
- Enough talk.
Time to transform!
Dark blast attack!
- How about we
test your reflexes?
- Transform!
Hop on Hot Shot give
'em all you've got!
- You're mine!
- Transform!
- Would you get off
of me you big lug!
- Why you little brat!
- And this is the thanks
I get for trying to
help my big brother.
I've had it, no more
mister nice guy.
- No one betrays me not even
inside this mindless game.
- Harsh.
- You mind butting out.
- Stop it.
- You want more?
- Hot Shot he's just a program
inside this virtual
training game.
If we use our internal
spark we can block the pain
because he doesn't exist.
- I'm trying.
- Hot Shot let's Powerlink!
- Hot Shot!
- Rodimus!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Hotshot Powerlink!
- No you should be immobilized!
- You don't realize the
true power of Powerlinking!
(groaning)
- It's nothing personal sir
but would you mind clearing
out of this battle
ring right now?
- What?
- It would appear that your
next opponent is Optimus Prime.
- Hah there is no
way I'm playing this
childish little game.
I'm going home.
- Yes sir!
- But you can't go.
- Where are my obedient minions?
- And now it's time for
the final virtual battle!
(cheering)
- You made the
finals Optimus sir.
- Was that ever in doubt?
- Let's do this Optimus.
- Omega Supreme.
- Huh?
- Transform!
- Transform!
- Optimus Prime!
- Omega Supreme!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Powerlink complete!
- And the victory goes
to Rodimus and Hot Shot!
- What?
- Omega Supreme and Optimus
forfeit the win because
they both stepped
out of the ring!
- Sorry guys but
rules are rules.
(crowd booing)
(laughs)
- And now it's time to
present the virtual training
trophies to our winning team!
Congrats!
(crowd cheering)
- Please give it up for
Rodimus and his cute training
partner Hot Shot!
- [Both] Thank you!
- Hah, no one told me
about any ridiculous rules.
- Bye for now see
you back here soon!
- The winning team that only
gets a set of handsome trophies
they also get
something even better!
- They get a chance to battle
our special guest warrior!
- Special guest warrior?
Like who?
(ominous music)
- It's, it's--
- Unicron!
- Gee he sure is puny.
- Unicron transform!
- Hot Shot!
Are you okay Hot Shot?
- Yeah.
- You ready?
Transform!
- Are you serious?
This is how the Transformers
sharpen their battle skills?
By playing this silly game?
- [Both] It's bye bye
for now til next time!
- I don't understand
their fascination.
- And they've done it for eons.
- Oh please they've been
battling since the dawn of time.
- Why can't we all
just get along?
- All right we did it
Rodimus we beat the game!
I can't believe
we beat the game!
- You Autobots and
your dumb games.
I guess we're more
alike than I realized.
♪ Transformers more
than meets the eye ♪
♪ Transformers more
than meets the eye ♪
♪ Transformers
robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
than meets the eye ♪
♪ Transformers more
than meets the eye ♪
♪ Transformers
robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers Energon ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
- Your attention men.
Before you watch this,
I strongly suggest you
turn on the lights in here.
- Hey how did you do that?
- Ladies and gentlemen
introducing in the red corner
Rodimus and Hot Shot!
(cheering)
- And in the blue
corner their opponents
Mirage and some
giant caped thingy!
- Would everyone rise and
bow down to the greatest
warrior or all time.
- I am Tidal Wave.
- What, that monster
is Tidal Wave?
Don't be intimidated Hot Shot.
- Are you ready my friend?
Transform!
- That's right boys
behold the new me!
- Looks like it's show time.
- Let's do this Rodimus.
- Let the virtual games begin!
We have a winner!
- Hey no way we hardly
even touched them!
- Yeah.
- Did someone get the
number of that bus?
- Tidal Wave.
- Would you please give it
up for the winners of fight A
Rodimus and his dreamy
partner Hot Shot!
Oh yeah I hope you don't think
I was picking
favorites or anything.
- You can have your
scrawny old Hot Shot,
personally I've got
my eye on Galvatron.
- What's going on?
- It's some sort of virtual
training program the Autobots
play inside their barracks.
- Did you see the size
of the old Tidal Wave?
- Heh I hate to say this
but it's like TV wrestling.
You can't tell what's
real and what's not.
- Are you saying that the big
brute Tidal Wave is a fake?
- Who knows?
- Then why are we wasting
our time watching them?
- Good question.
- I do so like to watch.
- I think this is all a
bunch of frivolous fluff
take the tunnel.
- Nooo.
- All right time to start
the battle in fight B.
In the red corner
Cliffjumper and Landmine!
- Against Optimus
Prime and Wingsaber.
- Hey Wingsaber, I sure hope
you're feeling lucky today
'cause you're gonna need it.
- Zip it Cliffjumper
you'll only make them mad.
- Don't tell me to zip
it Landmine and besides
I'm tough enough to back
up my trash talk, got it.
- I got it.
- Hey Optimus, you're not
planning on hurting us are you?
- Try me.
- Let's not fool around
Optimus, let's Powerlink.
- Right.
- Optimus Prime.
- Wingsaber.
- [Both] Powerlink!
Powerlink complete!
Meteor storm attack!
- Hey we're not ready!
(yelling)
- Without further ado
it's battle number three.
And this one's a
heavyweight bout between
Jetfire and Ironhide.
- Against Scorponok and, um--
- Is everyone ready for this?
- It's Alpha Q.
- Relax Ironhide, Alpha
Q's not programmed to fight
this will be a cinch.
- But--
- So ready to wrestle?
- Don't poke me can't you
see I'm trying to concentrate
here Alpha Q?
- Okay Ironhide it's go time!
- Ironhide.
- Jetfire.
- [Both] Powerlink!
Ironhide Powerlink!
Ready or not here I come!
- Bring it on!
- You had enough yet huh?
Aw come on Scorponok
is that all you got?
- Haha a wise guy ey well
let's see you handle this.
- Okay folks this might take
a while so let's move on to
our next battle.
- Yeah!
- But when's it my turn hmm?
- The excitement never stops as
we get set for
our fourth battle!
Introducing in the blue
corner the rookie Six Shot
and his brother Shockblast!
- Up against the always tough
chrome Autobots the Infernals!
The old and the new!
- Just hearing your name
Inferno makes me want to
smash in your mainframe!
- Shockblast I can't believe
what a wicked job they did
putting you back together again
right down to the
last digital detail!
- Would you quit your yapping!
- It warms me inside to know
that your back in action bro
and here I thought this
day would never come.
- Whenever you're ready
ladies because we're waiting!
- So am I.
- Easy fellas we got all day.
- Say how about we start
off by shaking hands?
- My brother the moron.
- Well?
- [Both] Ahhh.
- Shockblast why did you
go and do that for bro?
And here I was hoping to
have a nice clean fight.
(bell dinging)
- Okay folks, time to go
back to our other battles
still in progress.
- Jeepers demolisher looks
like some kind of training
exercise is going on here.
- Yeah looks exciting.
- Well hello good looking!
So what do you want us to do?
- You two have been invited
to join in the greatest
tag team tournament ever!
- Aww that's too much
like work but then again,
maybe there's some nifty prizes!
- And the competition
looks pretty lame!
(laughs)
- Huh, take a look Downshift,
it's those two Deceptagon
doofuses, if we Powerlink
we can take care of them
in no time flat pal.
- They might be doofuses but
they're still Deceptagons.
- What gimme a break.
- Wow it almost looks
like they're married.
- I can beat those guys with
half my hydraulic shutdown.
- It looks like this battle
is not going to happen
so while they argue
about their differences
what do you say we
start the next round?
(cheering)
- Introducing in the
red corner we have
Constructicon Maximus
and Bruticus Maximus!
And in the blue corner
Saverion Maximus!
Oh and Constructicon and
Bruticus brought along a few of
their friends with them.
- Transform!
Transform!
Powerlink!
Constructicon Maximus!
- Transform!
Powerlink!
Bruticus Maximus!
- Transform!
Transform!
Powerlink!
Superion Maximus!
- You might want to consider
surrendering Superion Maximus
because we have you
totally outnumbered.
- What's the matter
cat got your tongue?
- Gentlemen start your circuits!
- I love the smell of fried
circuit boards in the morning.
- Scorponok attack!
- Nice try Scorponok but
it's too little too late!
(bell dinging)
- Way to go Ironhide
looks like one down!
- Remember Downshift.
Stick to the plan.
- Plan?
- Powerlink!
- Downshift.
Powerlink!
Powerlink complete!
Wait just a second here.
- Hey how did I
end up down here?
- Well do they want
to fight us or not?
- Who knows?
- Hey hang on didn't
they just Powerlink?
So why don't we Demolisher?
- You're so smart Snow Cat.
- Yeah, it's a gift.
Snow Cat!
- Demolisher!
- [Both] Powerlink!
- Uh Demolisher.
I don't think this is right.
- Okay it's now on to the
second battle in fight A.
Would you all please give it
up for Rodimus and Hot Shot,
the winners from our very
first round of competition!
Against the big cheese
himself Optimus and Wingsaber.
- All right Optimus
sir, let's Powerlink!
- Right.
- Optimus Prime!
- Wingsaber!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Powerlink complete!
Well this should be
short and painless.
- No way Optimus sir.
- That's my name.
- [Optimus] Now
are you men ready?
Well don't just stand there.
- So looks like we're up
against you boys next.
- Yeah!
- Look it's Shockblast.
- Relax Ironhide it's
only a virtual Shockblast
remember this is a
training program.
- Oh yeah I keep
forgetting that.
- Let me at those losers!
- Take it easy bro.
- Okay Ironhide you ready?
- Yeah, sure.
- Jetfire!
- Ironhide!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Jetfire Powerlink!
- Heh yeah they don't
call me Shockblast
little bro for nothing.
And if you boys are looking
for more there's plenty
where that came from, later.
- Jetfire, Jetfire!
- I'm all right.
(bell dinging)
- Boy and I thought
I was stupid.
- Yeah so did I.
- So uh, who are
we up against next?
- Your next opponents are
waiting in the staging area
to your left gentlemen.
- What say we have a look see?
(yelling)
(laughter)
- Oh gee whiz I never
saw that coming.
- You boys wanna go again?
- Hot Shot let's Powerlink!
- All right.
- Rodimus!
- Hot Shot!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Rodimus Powerlink!
- Nice right hook Rodimus!
- And don't you
go around thinking
it was a lucky punch
either Optimus.
- Gee I wonder what
the winner gets?
- Who knows maybe old
Galvatron will give us a little
Energon boost.
- There's your competition boys!
- Not you two simpletons.
- Galvatron and look
he destroyed two of
our program clones.
- It'll be us next.
- Then again we could
take out some of our
pent up frustration out on him!
- Snow Cat you twit
Galvatron can hear you!
- I mean how much pent up
frustration could two meek
and loyal soldiers have anyway?
Right Galvatron?
- Yeah we couldn't ask
for a better commander.
(laughter)
- Boy that was easier
than changing an AI chip.
- Let's turn it up a notch.
- Bring it Optimus!
- Yeah, anytime Prime!
- Waste them Optimus!
- Watch me.
- The second match of fight B
has Constructicon Maximus and
Bruticus Maximus versus
Optimus and Omega Supreme!
- You morons, I search every
nook and cranny at the base
and where are you,
playing this mindless
virtual training program!
- But Galvatron.
- And you have the
gall to attack me?
How dare you.
- Time to teach you
soldiers some respect.
- Hah, tough talk Optimus
now let's see you back it up!
- I am your leader!
I am Optimus Prime.
There's more where
that came from.
- Yeah we catch your
drift Optimus sir.
(bell dinging)
- Yes the virtual training
games get more intense
with each battle and now it's
time for the semi-finals!
- Let's win bro but
let's try not to
embarrass them all right?
- Huh, what?
- Just ignore him Hot Shot.
- Enough talk.
Time to transform!
Dark blast attack!
- How about we
test your reflexes?
- Transform!
Hop on Hot Shot give
'em all you've got!
- You're mine!
- Transform!
- Would you get off
of me you big lug!
- Why you little brat!
- And this is the thanks
I get for trying to
help my big brother.
I've had it, no more
mister nice guy.
- No one betrays me not even
inside this mindless game.
- Harsh.
- You mind butting out.
- Stop it.
- You want more?
- Hot Shot he's just a program
inside this virtual
training game.
If we use our internal
spark we can block the pain
because he doesn't exist.
- I'm trying.
- Hot Shot let's Powerlink!
- Hot Shot!
- Rodimus!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Hotshot Powerlink!
- No you should be immobilized!
- You don't realize the
true power of Powerlinking!
(groaning)
- It's nothing personal sir
but would you mind clearing
out of this battle
ring right now?
- What?
- It would appear that your
next opponent is Optimus Prime.
- Hah there is no
way I'm playing this
childish little game.
I'm going home.
- Yes sir!
- But you can't go.
- Where are my obedient minions?
- And now it's time for
the final virtual battle!
(cheering)
- You made the
finals Optimus sir.
- Was that ever in doubt?
- Let's do this Optimus.
- Omega Supreme.
- Huh?
- Transform!
- Transform!
- Optimus Prime!
- Omega Supreme!
- [Both] Powerlink!
Powerlink complete!
- And the victory goes
to Rodimus and Hot Shot!
- What?
- Omega Supreme and Optimus
forfeit the win because
they both stepped
out of the ring!
- Sorry guys but
rules are rules.
(crowd booing)
(laughs)
- And now it's time to
present the virtual training
trophies to our winning team!
Congrats!
(crowd cheering)
- Please give it up for
Rodimus and his cute training
partner Hot Shot!
- [Both] Thank you!
- Hah, no one told me
about any ridiculous rules.
- Bye for now see
you back here soon!
- The winning team that only
gets a set of handsome trophies
they also get
something even better!
- They get a chance to battle
our special guest warrior!
- Special guest warrior?
Like who?
(ominous music)
- It's, it's--
- Unicron!
- Gee he sure is puny.
- Unicron transform!
- Hot Shot!
Are you okay Hot Shot?
- Yeah.
- You ready?
Transform!
- Are you serious?
This is how the Transformers
sharpen their battle skills?
By playing this silly game?
- [Both] It's bye bye
for now til next time!
- I don't understand
their fascination.
- And they've done it for eons.
- Oh please they've been
battling since the dawn of time.
- Why can't we all
just get along?
- All right we did it
Rodimus we beat the game!
I can't believe
we beat the game!
- You Autobots and
your dumb games.
I guess we're more
alike than I realized.
♪ Transformers more
than meets the eye ♪
♪ Transformers more
than meets the eye ♪
♪ Transformers
robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers