02x30 - Jungle Planet

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Transformers: Unicron Trilogy". Aired: August 23, 2002 - December 31, 2005.*
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The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
1 - Armada
2 - Energon
3 - Cybertron
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02x30 - Jungle Planet

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♪ Transformers, more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers, more

than meets the eye ♪

(techno music)

♪ Transformers,

robots in disguise ♪

- [Narrator]

Transformers Energon.

♪ Transformers ♪

- [Q- ] What are Optimus

and the Autobots doing?

- [Q- ] They're looking

for what's left of Unicron

and pursuing Megatron.

- [Q- ] And Megatron's

pursuing them!

- [Q- ] What a game!

- [Q- ] Autobots

versus Decepticons,

Decepticons versus Autobots.

(laughing)

- [Downshift] Ah,

looks like this planet

has a few battle scars.

- [Cliffjumper] A few?

And take a whiff.

The smell of battle lingers.

That means we can't be

too far behind them.

- [Downshift]

Relax, Cliffjumper!

We first have to report

this to the big guy.

- [Cliffjumper] Who is this

new boss Bulkhead, anyway?

And why should we bother

him with the small stuff?

I just don't get it.

(laughing)

- [Bulkhead] I heard

that, Cliffjumper!

- [Cliffjumper]

Ohhh, crud, it's him!

You're here, sir.

(laughing)

- [Bulkhead] I may be old, boys,

but I've still

got what it takes.

Age before beauty, gentlemen.

C'mon, we've got a job to do!

(grunting)

(laughing)

- Man!

- [Optimus] I sense a strong

gravitational field ahead.

- [Rodimus] Even if Unicron

is on the other side,

how do we know for sure

what shape it's in, Optimus?

- [Optimus] That's something

we're just gonna have

to find out, Rodimus.

- [Strongarm] I hate

to admit it, Skyblast,

but all this peace and

quiet's driving me nuts!

- [Skyblast] Yeah, until

Optimus finds Unicron

or Megatron's mobile

fortress soon,

it looks like we're

stuck here doing diddly.

- [Strongarm] So, whaddya

say, Signal Flare?

- [Signal Flare] I dunno why,

but I just love

this place, guys!

- [Strongarm &

Skyblast] Eh, eh, oh!

Holy smokes!

Energon!

He's full of Energon!

- [Signal Flare] Yeah!

For some reason, this

stuff just grows on me!

- [Strongarm & Skyblast] Eghh?

- Hey, Kicker!

You're not gonna

believe what's happening

to Signal Flare's chest!

- Somehow, Energon's

growing there!

- [Kicker] That's

just a sunburn.

- C'mon, why would we kid you

about something like that?

- Well, that's a new one.

Where's Inferno?

- [Strongarm] Eh?

- Who cares about Inferno?

Didn't you hear what

I just said, Kicker?

Signal Flare has Energon

inside his chest!

- [Signal Flare] I

think I saw Inferno

head out for a walk, Kicker.

- Oh yeah, that's right.

C'mon, Ironhide.

Let's get it in gear

and go find Inferno!

- Aw, man, you don't

have to yell, bud.

- [Kicker] I'm not yelling!

Now move your butt,

bot, and let's go!

- What's the hurry?

I don't see Megatron

lurking around.

C'mon, Kicker, relax!

Kick back for a bit.

- Don't get smart.

- Ow, okay, transform!

- Hey, Kicker!

Aren't you forgetting

about our little

Energon problem here?

(upbeat music)

- [Ironhide] Kicker, I don't

know what your rush is.

This planet is like

a tropical paradise!

- Just keep moving.

Man.

This is totally weird.

Where would Inferno go?

- Something's not right.

Oh no.

Kicker, come in, Kicker!

- Hey, what's up, Misha?

- Radar's picked up a

Decepticon signal flare,

and it's right where you are.

- [Ironhide] No way,

that's impossible!

Transform!

(grunting)

Wait up!

- I can't!

We've gotta step it up!

C'mon, move it!

It's not the Decepticons

I'm worried about.

It's probably just a

glitch in the radar.

If we were under attack,

I would've sensed

something by now!

- You were saying?

- Oh, so now I'll

hear I told ya so!

- Ow, I told ya so.

- Wanna get kicked

again, Ironhide?

(gentle music)

(screaming)

- So, can you feel it?

Can you feel the power

of the Decepticons?

Soon, you will be one, Inferno.

(laughing)

- Never!

- [Megatron Voiceover]

Your hatred wells up

and begins to

consume you, Inferno.

The mark of the

Decepticon will rise,

and no matter how

much you fight it,

you will be helpless

to resist it!

You will be one of my

Decepticon soldiers!

- Ah, I can sense it.

My pathetic enemies are on

a planet full of Energon!

- Kicker, the early

detection system

is lighting up big time!

It's a squadron of Decepticons.

And they're about to attack!

- What?

- It's Megatron!

- [Omnicons] Whoa!

- Hey, move it, Inferno!

We're under attack!

- [Snow Cat] C'mon,

boys, go get 'em!

Give 'em everything ya got!

Keep firing until

you run outta a*mo!

- [Shockblast] Haven't you ever

heard of strategy, Snow Cat?

- [Snow Cat] I'm calling

the sh*ts, Shockblast!

(dramatic music)

- [Ironhide] How did

they find this planet?

- Who cares about that?

Let's just keep

moving, Ironhide.

Now what?

Why'd ya stop?

We have to get into position

to radio the Miranda II

to give us cover or

we'll be wiped out!

- [Ironhide] Wait a sec!

Inferno didn't follow us.

- You're right!

- [Inferno] No this

can't be happening

I won't let it.

They tracked my Decepticon mark.

I must fight this

evil inside me.

- [Snow Cat] Well, keep firing!

(laughing)

- [Shockblast] Who did that?

- [Jetfire] Surprise!

- [Snow Cat] Oh no, ow!

- [Shockblast] Get

out of my way, boss.

- [Optimus] It's

over, Shockblast.

- [Demolishor] Hey, Megatron,

we'll look after the Auto-pests,

while you get the Energon.

- I know what to do.

Ugh, Terrorcons, attack!

- [Jetfire] Let's hit

'em and hit 'em hard!

- [Snow Cat] You

stay put, Shockblast,

and let us take care

of Optimus Prime.

- [Shockblast] You're

not the boss of me!

- [Snow Cat] I don't

have time to stand around

and argue with you.

All right, men.

Take aim and fire!

(lasers blasting)

- Optimus, they're

not letting us

get anywhere near the planet.

- [Optimus] Cover me.

I'll go around the perimeter

and attack from the other side.

- You got it!

- [Optimus] Wing Saber!

- [Wing Saber] Yessir!

(upbeat music)

- [Optimus] Optimus Prime!

- [Wing Saber] Wing Saber!

- [Optimus & Wing

Saber] Powerlinx!

(upbeat music)

- [Optimus] Powerlinx complete!

- Open fire!

(blasting)

(grunting)

- [Megatron] Welcome

to my world, Prime!

(laughing)

- [Optimus] Megatron!

- Thanks for coming.

- [Q- ] Argh!

- [Q- ] Megatron is

attacking our planet again!

- [Q- ] The brute!

- [Q- ] After all we've

done to nurture it!

- [Q- ] I hate him.

- Energon Saber!

(screaming)

- [Q- ] Kicker, why are

you destroying the forest?

- [Q- ] Why, Kicker?

- C'mon, Ironhide!

Don't just stand there, help

me cut down these trees!

- [Ironhide] Why?

Oh, right.

- [Q- ] No, why are

they doing this?

They're destroying my planet!

- [Q- ] Please stop!

I can't bear to watch

you pillage my home!

- It's called a fire break, to

stop the fire from spreading!

- [Q- ] Ohh!

- [Q- ] I knew he wouldn't

harm my planet, I just knew it.

- [Q- ] Brilliant!

- [Ironhide] Huh, Kicker!

- Yeah, what?

- [Ironhide] It's Inferno!

Come quick!

- No, where?

- [Ironhide] Over there!

- Inferno!

(grunting)

Inferno, hang on!

- Just don't come

any closer, Kicker!

This has nothing to do with you!

This is my battle!

- [Ironhide] What are

are you talking about?

- He's trying to find

them off all by himself!

C'mon, we gotta help!

- I said stay back!

I won't let them win!

(grunting)

No, Kicker!

- [Ironhide] Kicker,

stop trying to be a hero!

- [Kicker] Get down

here and help, Ironhide!

- [Ironhide] Kicker, wait!

Something's not

right with Inferno,

but I can't put my finger on it.

- I don't care what

you're feeling!

He's an Autobot,

and he's our friend

and we're gonna help him.

Don't worry, Inferno.

I'm here for ya.

If any one of you

want to get to him,

you've got to go through me!

- Kicker, wait.

Scorponok!

(dramatic music)

We're in big trouble!

- [Kicker] Scorponok.

He's just here for the Energon.

Megatron turned him

into some kinda

Energon-eating zombie freak.

- [Ironhide] Are you

sure about that, Kicker?

- Just trust me!

- Ahhh!

- [Scorponok] Inferno,

where is the Energon?

You are a Decepticon now,

it is your duty to tell

me where it's hidden!

- Never!

I'm still an Autobot!

And my sworn duty is

to serve Optimus Prime!

- [Scorponok] Autobot,

Decepticon, I don't care!

Where's the Energon?

- [Inferno & Kicker] Hhh!

(screaming)

- Ironhide!

What do you think

you're doing over there?

Ironhide!

- I'm looking out for

my comrade, that's what!

Now if you stop with the

crazy one man show bit,

I can use a little

help over here!

Heads up!

(screaming)

- [Kicker] Ironhide no!

(screaming)

(laughing)

(grunting)

- Kicker!

- [Kicker] Not now, Misha!

Can't ya see I'm a

little busy over here!

- Optimus, Kicker needs you!

Scorponok's all over him!

Hurry!

- [Optimus] I'm

on my way, Misha!

Tell Kicker to hold

on till I get there!

- You're not going

anywhere, Prime!

(grunting)

- [Optimus] Jetfire,

Rodimus, go help Kicker, now!

(laughing)

- I never could've imagined

destroying you could be so easy!

Here you are, worried

about everyone else,

while I blast you into oblivion!

Fool.

- [Optimus] Megatron,

you'll never learn.

It's teamwork that counts.

We're stronger together!

- C'mon, you guys!

You've gotta hurry!

- [Rodimus] Don't worry, Misha!

- [Jetfire] Incoming!

- [Snow Cat] Okay

boys, target practice!

- [Rodimus] I say we give

'em a little razzle dazzle!

Move out!

- Hey, where'd they go?

- They're gone!

- [Snow Cat] Maybe they

just decided to give up.

- [Shockblast] You moron!

They're about to

attack at any second!

- [Snow Cat] But where are they?

- Over here!

- And here!

- [Landmine, Prowl &

Hot Shot] And here!

- [Mirage] Huh?

- [Snow Cat] That's impossible!

Now there's more!

- [Mirage] But how?

- [Cliffjumper &

Downshift] Transform!

(screaming)

(laughing)

- [Bulkhead] Well,

there you are, Rodimus.

- Huh, it can't be!

Bulkhead!

(laughing)

(screaming)

- I must admit, Prime,

this is quite enjoyable.

And even though you may think

I'm just a heartless villain,

I do have a soft side, so I'll

make this quick and painless.

- [Optimus] You are a

heartless villain, Megatron!

And if you think

you've won this battle,

you're sadly mistaken!

I don't give up that easy!

- Sticks and stones,

Optimus Prime!

- [Shockblast] Would

someone please tell me

what this geezer is doing here?

Better yet, blast the old coot!

(laughing)

- [Bulkhead] That

young whippersnapper

sure likes to run his

mouth, eh, Cliffjumper?

Let's say you boys teach

him a little lesson.

- [Cliffjumper &

Downshift] Right!

- [Cliffjumper]

Shall we, gentlemen?

- [Autobots] Yes!

- [Hot Shot] Hot Shot!

- [Cliffjumper] Cliffjumper!

- [Hot Shot &

Cliffjumper] Powerlinx!

- [Hot Shot] Hot

Shot, Powerlinx!

- [Shockblast] Oh yeah?

Well take this! (laughing)

- Okay boys, they say the

hand is quicker than the eye.

And I'm about to

prove that theory!

Yo!

- [Shockblast] What?

(laughing)

- [Jetfire] Okay,

guys, let's do this!

- [Downshift] All right!

Downshift!

(upbeat music)

- [Jetfire] Jetfire!

- [Downshift &

Jetfire] Powerlinx!

- [Downshift]

Powerlinx Downshift!

- [Hot Shot] It always amazes me

that you Decepticons never

learn one simple principle.

Power comes when

you work together!

- [Optimus] That's

why we Powerlinx!

(grunting)

- You know, Optimus,

I'm really getting tired

of your mindless drivel,

even when you're

losing your battle.

(grunting)

And from what I can gather,

your incompetent

theory about teamwork

doesn't seem to be working!

(screaming)

- [Shockblast] I

don't believe it!

Those Autobots take a

licking and keep on ticking!

- [Downshift] Okay, Hot Shot,

I think it's safe to duck outta

here and check up on Kicker.

- [Bulkhead] You mind if I

tag along, boys? (laughing)

(screaming)

- I've had just

about enough of this!

Inferno!

- [Scorponok] It is time to

surrender yourself, Inferno.

You know deep inside that

you are now a Decepticon.

- Never!

I will always be an Autobot!

And it doesn't matter

what you or anybody says!

You can never change that!

(screaming)

- [Scorponok] Don't fool

yourself, my friend.

That insignia on your

shoulder says otherwise.

Now tell me where the

Energon is, comrade!

- [Inferno] I am an Autobot,

so forget about me telling

you where to find the Energon!

Now leave before I

destroy you, Scorponok.

(laughing)

- [Kicker] Inferno!

- [Inferno] I don't care how

much pain I have to endure,

or what Megatron does to me.

I will never switch sides and

become a traitor like you!

- Inferno. (screaming)

- [Scorponok] Back off, human!

You don't stand a

chance against me!

- [Ironhide] Kicker!

- You're a little

late, Iron-head.

Nothing annoys me more

than being interrupted,

and you just crossed that line.

- You don't scare me.

All you do is talk.

And at the end of the day,

your words are as

useless as your actions.

- [Scorponok] Thanks

for the lecture,

but I really don't care

about you, Ironhide.

It's my fellow

Decepticon I want.

Isn't that right, Inferno?

- Inferno!

Don't listen to

this Decepti-creep!

You're as much an Autobot as

Ironhide or any of the others.

You've gotta be strong and

believe what's inside your gut.

From what my father told me,

the greatest strength

of an Autobot

comes from the way

you stick together.

The way you really

believe in all for one.

You've gotta believe in that.

Believe in yourself and

your fellow Autobots,

it's what makes you strong!

Don't let Scorponok

get inside your head.

Stay true to what

you feel is right

and draw from the strength of

your fellow Autobots, Inferno!

- I'll never give up, Kicker!

I'll never deny

what I feel inside!

I'm not a Decepticon!

I am an Autobot!

- [Scorponok] What?

(laughing)

- [Bulkhead] Way to

go, Inferno, way to go!

You just made an old

Autobot very proud.

- Who's that?

- [Bulkhead] (laughing)

I hope you don't mind

if a few of your fellow

soldiers step up to the plate,

and give you a hand, Inferno.

- I'd never turn down

an offer like that,

especially from one of my own.

- [Optimus] Megatron,

it's time you crawled back

into your hole.

The Autobots will prevail!

(grunting)

Adios!

Everyone!

- [Ironhide, Inferno & Kicker]

All right, let's do it!

- [Hot Shot] Disengage!

- [Inferno] Inferno!

- [Cliffjumper] Cliffjumper!

- [Inferno &

Cliffjumper] Powerlinx!

- [Inferno] Powerlinx, Inferno!

- What?

- [Inferno] It's time to

teach you a little lesson

in the power of

Powerlinxing, Scorponok!

So why don't you

watch and learn!

(screaming)

- [Scorponok] What's going on?

- Getting dizzy, Scorponok?

(screaming)

- Stop it!

(screaming)

- [Scorponok] If you

think this is over,

you're dead wrong, Inferno!

You can't deny you're

now a Decepticon!

Transform!

(laughing)

- [Bulkhead] Nice to see

your Autobot insignia

again, Inferno.

And it looks ol' shiny and new!

(laughing)

- [Rodimus] We appreciate

your help, Bulkhead.

We couldn't have protected

the planet without you.

- [Bulkhead] Aw,

shucks, Rodimus.

We only did what any

good Autobot would do,

and we were happy to do it, too.

It was our pleasure! (laughing)

And I couldn't have done

it without Cliffjumper

and Downshift here. (laughing)

- [Cliffjumper &

Downshift] Thanks.

- [Optimus] Let's not get

too overconfident, men.

We know they'll be back and

we must be ready for them.

- And I guarantee it's

not gonna be easy!

- [Kicker] Sure it will!

- [Ironhide] Huh?

- With the help of your

friends, it'll be a cinch!

- [Downshift] Hey, kid,

I hope you're not

trying to be funny.

- [Bulkhead] Aw,

relax, Downshift!

It was a compliment! (laughing)

- [Downshift] Oh, right, sorry.

- [Bulkhead] He's

not the brightest.

- So, how did you find

Optimus and the others anyway?

You must've crossed over

through the spacebridge?

- [Bulkhead] You're pretty

sharp for a human, son.

Yep, we found the

opening and presto!

We shot right on through!

- That means we still have

contact with planet Cybertron!

And we can still go back and

rebuild the Energon tower!

- [Optimus] We still

need to find more Energon

to allow this planet

to flourish first.

- Guess again.

We just discovered another

way to score Energon, Optimus.

Honest.

Right, Signal Flare?

- [Signal Flare] He's right!

- And that means

Alpha Q's planets

shouldn't have anything

to worry about!

(laughing)

- [Q- ] He's laughing.

- [Q- ] Do you really think

we can depend on them?

- [Q- ] They are rather feeble.

- [Q- ] An interesting dilemma.

- [Q- ] Oh, I do think

we should trust them.

They mean well and

they try so hard!

- [Q- ] Maybe we can depend

on the Autobots just a little.

♪ Transformers, more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers, more

than meets the eye ♪

(techno music)

♪ Transformers,

robots in disguise ♪

(techno music)

♪ Transformers ♪
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