01x05 - Roll for It

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♪ The Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots wage their battle to destroy
the evil forces of the Decepticons ♪

♪ The Transformers ♪

♪ Robots in disguise ♪

♪ The Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ The Transformers ♪

Thundercracker, Soundwave, follow me!

I am the new leader of the Decepticons!

-Those jets sound like they're
gonna land in our laps.

-That's because they are!

-Hey, those aren't jets!
They're Decepticons!

-Run for it!

-Mayday! Decepticons! Send help!

OFFICER: Alright, you
overgrown bolt-buckets.

Halt! We've got you covered.

-My tansistors are trembling.

-Get out of here, men!

-Who needs Megatron?

The Earth's enegy shall be ours!

Soundwave! Prepare the energon cubes!

-Conflict zone ahead.

Autobots, roll!

-What was that?

-Just your friendly neighborhood
Decepticon wreckers.

-Can the chat and start kickin' pig-iron!

-One bash comin' up!

-It sure is.

-Okay, little buddy.

You feel tough enough
for another go-round?

-Sure thing, Brawn.
Let me at 'em!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Cliffjumper! Above you!

-You're about to become instant junk!

-Try picking on a mechanism
your own size!

-Stop!

-Decepticons! Retreat!

-You'll pay for this, Prime!

-Not so fast, Soundwave!

-Ahhh!
-Transform, you fool! Now!

-Bluestreak, Prowl, follow them.

But don't bite off more
than you can shred.

-[ laughs ] Who, me?

-Come on, Prowl.
-Autobots, roll!

-Some leader you turned
out to be, Starscream.

Shockwave, I must get back to Earth.

There's no telling what damage that fool,

Starscream has done in my absence.

-You'll know soon enough, Megatron.

-Starscream, Thundercracker!

You two look like Optimus
Prime ran you through

a laser-powered trash compactor!

-Megatron! You're still alive!

-Don't sound so pleased.

Now pay attention.

We will attack the laboratory as planned.

The anti-matter formula will
give us the key to ultimate power!

-Wonderful, Megatron. With
your leadership we can't fail.

-Leadership, my sine function.

If we don't get parts to repair ourselves,

we'll conk out before we
get your precious formula!

-Replace your parts
and be quick about it!

Meet me in the desert near the laboratory,

in five billion astro-seconds!

-Have a safe journey, Megatron.

-Greetings, Laserbeak, Rumble.

-Megatron, I-I got news for ya!

Reflector'll be back
soon with the lab report!

-Excellent.

-Hi, Chip!

Welcome back!

Chip, Spike, great to see you guys!

-No kind words for me?

-[ chuckles ] well, I've never
met an Autobot before.

Now let me get you
through our security doors.

-There.

That was the last bit of info I needed.

Stealing the anti-matter formula,

is gonna be a piece of oil cake.

-Gee, Chip.

What are you? Some kinda V.I.P.?

-Ah, come on, Spike.

-Yes, that's exactly what he is.

-Our anti-matter formula may
be top secret, but without Chip's help,

it would be a mystery to us as well.

-I thought you were
just another pretty face.

-Chip, I asked you to
come by for this.

This diskette will let
your home computer,

talk with old Betsy Brainiac
here anytime, day or night.

-Can't wait to test it out.

CHIP: I've never seen
a bird like that before.

-Hey, that's no bird, I...

It's Laserbeak!

Bumblebee, head for the
underground parking entrance!

-They got away.

They'll contact Optimus Prime!

We cannot wait for Starscream!

We must attack the laboratory now!

-I'll get on my computer and
warn Dr. Alkazar at the lab.

-Prime's already on his way there,

and Bumblebee's gonna
call Bluestreak and Prowl.

BUMBLEBEE: What do you
mean ya can't come?

This is an emergency!

-Yeah, and so is this!

We tracked down Starscream's
raiding party, Bumblebee.

They're munching jets for lunch!

-I don't like the idea of Megatron
getting the anti-matter formula.

He can't be trusted.

-He sure can't, manifold-mouth.

-And niether can the rest of you.

-Let's cook a few crankcases.

-Ehh, you don't have Prime and
Brawn to bail ya out this time.

-Say goodbye to your terminals, Autobots.

-Maybe we shoulda gone
to help Prime after all.

-Fire!

-Aaaahhh!

-Unlimited energy is almost mine!

[ Skywarp laughs ]

MEGATRON: This way we'll grab it
before they know what hit them.

-Come on, Dr. Alkazar, acknowledge!

-Hm. The Decepticons are coming
to steal the anti-matter formula?

-The anti-matter formula,
flesh creature. I want it!

-You're too late! I erased it!

-He lies. He uploaded the
formula to someone.

I don't know who, but I soon will.

Let this human go. We seek another.

-Oh, wow! Dr. Alkazar sent
me the anti-matter formula.

I've got to keep it safe.

-Stay clear, Bluestreak!

My battle computer's down.

I'm... [ strains ] helpless!

I must link up with another
on-line computer.

Searching... searching...

This is Autobot
Prowl calling!

I need help badly!

My battle computer is down...

do you read me?

-An Autobot.

Prowl, this is Chip Chase!

Don't worry! I'm assuming control now!

-Well, you sure had me execute
a fantastic move, Chip

PROWL: You think just like
a regular mainframe.

-Thanks, Prowl. I'm doin' my best.

-Please keep it up! We
make a terrific team!

-Get him before he can escape!

-Not so fast!

-I just hope this works.

-Why are you directing
me to take this action?

-You'll see in a minute.

-If they thought
that was somethin',

wait'll they see what's next!

-Now this is a human after
my own central processor!

-Let's get out of here!

-Ravage!

-Chip, for a human being,

you make one heck of an Autobot!

-Finally, I've located the
anti-matter formula!

MEGATRON: Starscream.

An outside computer now
holds the formula we seek.

I will transmit the coordinates.

Get the formula. Bring
it here immediately.

-Ravage, eject.

Operation: retrieval.

-Oh no, Decepticons!

I've memorized the formula,
so once I rip this up,

there's no way the Decepticons
can learn to make the anti-matter!

You're too late, Ravage!

The information's already
been destroyed!

-Excellent, Ravage!

SPIKE: Dr. Alkazar's lab!

I thought we'd never get here!

-They got Chip!

RUMBLE: If ya try anything stupid,

your little friend is doomed!

-And even if they don't,
you're doomed.

[ cackles ]

-Autobots, transform for action!

Now here's my plan.

-Arrogant flesh creature!

Did you think you could
hide the anti-matter formula,

inside your primitive brain?

-Formula extracted, Megatron.

But you can't use our
research for destruction.

It's... it's wrong!

-Get rid of the boy.

The time has come to create anti-matter!

-Where's Mirage?

-Sorry, chief. I was just getting ready.

-Uh, So were--was we! I, that is, me
and my two, er... holographic twins!

-Fine. Now let's begin Operation
Anti-matter. And be careful.

-Hey... I don't remember
seein' that...

Now what's that?

MIRAGE: Good question!

-Who said that?

There's no one here!

I must have static in my rectifiers.

MIRAGE: Now that's the smartest
thing you've said all day!

-R--Really?

Hey, what's goin' on?

-Now, Soundwave. Activate
the master computer!

Amazing! I've generated
anti-matter!

The key to our conquest
of the universe!

Bring the energon cubes!

-No, I won't let you!

-Increase power to maximum potential.

And I thought I ordered someone
to get rid of that boy!

-With pleasure.

MIRAGE: Hold it right there!

-Who said that?

HOUND: We did.

-We did!
-We did!

-Blast them!

-Chip!

-Boy, am I glad to see you!

-Your reunion will be shortlived!

-Stick it in your optic
sensor, garbage can!

-Okay, guys! Let's haul cylinders!

-Stop them! They must not escape!

-Hey! Where'd they come from?

-Chip's safe, Prime! It's your game now!

GROUP: Autobots, roll!

-Come on, guys!

we've gotta get those anti-matter
cubes before it's too late!

-It is too late.

[ laughs menacingly ]

[ coughing ]

-Autobots, we've suffered losses,
but we've not lost the w*r.

For the moment, we will return
to headquarters for repairs.

Autobots, transform!

Roll out!

-[ laughs ] The destruction of
the Autobots is now at hand.

Powered by anti-matter
energon cubes,

I will reduce them to dust molecules.

-Gosh! You guys look
like the guests of honor

in a -car pile-up!

-Dad! You and Ratchet. You've gotta
put'em back together again! And fast!

[ groaning ]

-You guys are in pathetic shape!

-Oooh. That's a very
sensitive junction.

-Ah, this is my fault!

Megatron would never have
gotten the anti-matter formula,

if I hadn't memorized it!

-There's no way you could
have erased your brain.

Anyway, I got a much
better use for it.

There's a little project I'm workin' on,
and I think you two guys can help.

MEGATRON: This time none
of the Autobots will escape.

Total victory shall be mine!

[ indisctinct conversation ]

-Hey, everybody, listen up!

Teletraan just picked up the
Decepticons! They're on their way!

-I don't have to tell
you what's ahead of us.

They've got to be stopped and
we're the only ones who can do it.

-They're within attack range!

-When we're done with them...

...They're gonna wish they'd
never been assembled!

-All right, bro, let's go!

-Okay, big noise! Let's see
how tough you are!

Hey, check out this move!

Yee-haa!

-The one thing you show-offs
are forgetting is...

...Me!

-[ screams ]

-Hey, I get the feeling our jet
judo needs a little more work!

-Oh? What makes you say that?

-Thundercracker! The
anti-matter, quickly!

-Beware, Autobots.

I am about to transform into the most
powerful w*apon in the universe!

-I am about to transform the
Autobots into atomic particles.

-Hey, get me outta here!

-I am invincible!

No one can stand against me!

No one!

-Nail 'im!

-Never!

-All right, guys, it's now or never.

-Then let's do it!

-At last! The extermination
of Optimus Prime!

-Okay, Prime, let's hit it!

-Skywarp, help!

STARSCREAM: Get the anti-matter g*n!

-You little fool! You're no
match for Skywarp!

-Spike!

-For that I'll blast you first!

-Not if Wheeljack's invention
works you won't!

TELETRAAN: Computer override accomplished.

New target selected.

-Spike! We did it!

-What's going on?

I'm not in control
of my own wishes!

RUMBLE: Help!

MEGATRON: Skywarp, you fool!

Teletraan has overridden your reflexes,

and my anti-matter's
reaching ignition temperature.

I've got to get rid of it
before it destroys me!

We've been cheated of our victory!

Decepticons, retreat.

Retreat!

-Congratulations, Chip,
you saved the day.

You're a hero!

-I am? I did? Really?

-You sure did.

-You may not be an Autobot,

but when you rolled for broke back there

you sure could've fooled me.

-We're proud to have you as our friend.

One small boy came between
me and mastery of the universe,

but soon revenge and
victory will be mine!