01x02 - An expl*sive Situation
Posted: 07/24/23 12:06
is
night deliveries are k*lling me what's
the rush anyway the power company needs
this big power cell to back up their
computer system
well wake me up when we get there
what's that
you must be kidding me
it's a shark listen pal i think you'd
better go back to sleep this night shift
really is getting to you
that was barely enough for a snack i
need more energy and i believe i know
where to find him
one block north of my house gotcha
optimus i'm on my way there right now
huh
all right kogi this is an emergency whoa
what are you running on jet fuel
what's all the commotion about optimus
where are we going
not far i'll explain everything when we
get there
optimus prime transform holy cow what is
this place this is cybertron base the
autobot's secret underground
headquarters
wow
how many autobots does it take to run
this operation our systems are
controlled by a proactive cybernetic
interface program we call it tie which
is short for tactical artificial
intelligence
hello optimus i see you brought along a
visitor yes tai this is my friend koji
dr onishi's son
nice to meet you koji any friend of
optimus is a friend of mine i'm thai
tactical artificial intelligence system
daughter of the teletron one
nice to meet you too ty
sorry i should have told you i'm a
holographic projection not a physical
entity i'm a proactive self-initializing
program that constantly scans the entire
planet in order to alert the autobots if
it looks like the predacons are up to
something take a look at the monitors
koji in the past few days there have
been reports of over 200 vehicles being
att*cked on the road in each case the
vehicle's battery was stolen but
who'd want to steal car batteries the
predacons batteries contain energy and
they want as much energy as they can get
they're putting people in danger can't
you stop them optimus we've tried but no
matter how fast we respond the attackers
are gone by the time we get there the
ottawa brothers are patrolling the
highways right now they've been working
for mega cycles trying to intercept the
predacons
wait just look at that paint job not to
mention those custom wheels very classy
hello you beautiful sports car i'd share
my garage with you anytime
that guy's nuts he's talking to my car
you move like a dream and the proof your
engine is music to my ears go listen to
somebody else's engine
hey wait a minute you don't understand
can't we talk about this
come on have a heart will ya
enough of the fun and game sideburn
we've got work to do
all right i was just taking a little
break to well you know introduce myself
we're on full-time emergency patrol
remember no breaks allowed until we
catch those battery thieves but we've
been out here for days and haven't seen
a thing how are we supposed to find
these guys by covering as much ground as
we can now let's get back to it that
little red sports car could be their
next target i'd better follow her
ha as far as i could tell the only one
targeting that little red sports car is
you little brother hey a bot's gotta rev
up his engine once in a while besides
i'm not the only one having a little fun
x-bron is too here check him out he's
not climbing it for fun it'll be easier
to spot the predacons from up there
man oh man my boy
you think whoever can build this hair
contraption would have at least put in a
freight elevator
well when i get down from here you're
gonna owe me a new set of shocks
come on there's nothing to worry about
huh
hey you gotta loosen up bro you keep
surging like that and your transmission
will wear out you leave my transmission
out
hey come on man i'm just trying to have
some fun
hey watch it
we must find a new source of energy our
mobile command center has been stuck
here in the same spot for too long the
only way we can keep its existence a
secret from the autobots is by
constantly changing its location but our
voyage to earth used up almost all of
our energy to power our trans warp cells
if it weren't for those blasted autobots
we could easily force the pathetic
humans who inhabit this planet
to turn all of their energy over to us
and then i would rule this galaxy and
soon the entire universe
somehow i'll find a way to get rid of
the autobots and then nothing can stop
me megatron
we brought back lots of energy boss
excellence well done slapper
convert it to energon cubes and recharge
the fuel cells after that we'll move the
base to a new location how is this
energy being stored and how long will it
take to convert
it's stored in little round canisters
they're used in something called
flashlights and we got thousands
great score huh of course we'll have to
convert it to enter john and that'll
take a little while i don't think it'll
take more than a week or two well three
of them all silence
we need massive quantities of energy not
little batteries sorry this is all we
could find anywhere
you have failed me
beast mode did you really think that the
energy in those puny batteries would be
enough to run this base
well yeah sorta fools i should add your
energy cord to the
wasting your time megatron one of those
flashlights is brighter than the three
of them combined show yourself sky bite
certainly
hey what are you doing here sky bite
sky by terrorize
the good news is i brought you the most
powerful battery the humans are capable
of manufacturing
the bad news is that even this one isn't
strong enough to mobilize the command
center
if our fuel cells aren't recharged soon
the autobots will discover our location
you need to worry about that megatron
based on the reports i've been
monitoring i believe i know how to solve
our problem listen to this
all the t*rrorists have been placed
under arrest however the t*rrorists
ultra high energy expl*sive device has
not yet been found the device is hidden
inside the engine of a red sports car
one of the new xc12 models all red xc12s
had been recalled and are being
thoroughly searched
high energy
exactly if we can get our hands on this
device we can dismantle it extract the
energy and convert it for use in our
fuel cells as long as we prevent the
device from detonating it will give us
all the energy we need then finding the
b*mb in that red sports car is our top
priority the only one left that hasn't
been searched is being delivered to
metro city yes i see
and its exact location right now it's
being offloaded from a ship the metro
city docks
what if this device is rigged to go off
if you try to take it out of the car
yeah there's no telling what might
happen sounds awful dangerous and if we
get a boo-boo the band-aids on earth
aren't big enough for predacons silence
you sniveling cowards
sky-bites i'm putting you in charge of
this mission use whatever means
necessary to retrieve that device your
wish is my command mighty megatron
oh it's just what i've always wanted
a red xc12 with a leather interior and a
cd player too
all right
talk about a smooth ride this baby
handles like she was glued to the road
okay now let's see what kind of power
she's got
that human could ruin everything at that
speed one bump of the road could
detonate the device and the energy it
contains would be lost forever the car's
probably booby-trapped i can't rip off
the bomber it'll blow i'll have to tear
the rest of the car apart bit by bit
until there's nothing left but the
device then a gentle grab and it's mine
hey sweetie remember me well of course
you do
oh no don't tell me that pest is here
again i didn't think the autobots would
show up so quickly i'm gonna have to put
my plan into action right now
sorry i thought you were somebody else
but i can see now that you're new around
here whoa the shine on your chrome is
boosting my revs into red line city
oh red he's talking to my car again
wait where are you going was it
something i said
come on give me a chance will ya
get a life you jerk
cool it's sideburn we're still on patrol
the difference between you and me prowl
is that i know how to do my duty and
find a way of having a little fun while
i'm doing it duty is its own reward
little brother
that's sky bite one of the predacons huh
oh uh of course it is who do you think i
was chasing yeah right
please don't hurt my new car
oh no sky bites about to leave his teeth
marks in that beautiful paint job of
hers i've got to admit this is the worst
case of road rage i've ever seen
predacon you're under arrest
you'll suffer the consequences
proud transform here's a tip for you
never ignore a warning from a shark
now get out of my way or hope
cyber transform you choose to ignore my
warning such incidents and disrespect
will not be tolerated
ah i'll deal with you two later no way
sky bite we do this now
jet booster power fist
shark m*ssile
happy murdering
come back here come on that's the car
slapper we found it i must be dreaming
either that or i should be put in the
nearest nut house
we did it we got the car careful you
clumsy fools one false move and that
device will detonate and blow all of you
into oblivion
i shall take it to megatron now hand it
over to me
it's ours we found it and we're taking
it in get going guys let's go
that's no way to carry a b*mb shaking it
like that could cause it to detonate now
hand it over and i'll fly it to the
command center hey you're not the only
one who can fly tuna breath take it dark
scream good thinking gas skunk adios
try to get it through your thick skulls
neither of you is
my beautiful red sports car don't worry
i'll save you
now that i've got a device i have to
deliver it to megatron
oh no my beautiful sports car is gone
growl transform don't worry i've got you
sorry ma'am i do apologize for the
inconvenience are you all right
for someone who's been att*cked by a
giant flying squirrel and a huge toad a
maniacal shark and a monstrous skunk
sure i'm just fine
this device contains enough power to
recharge all our fuel cell will convert
its energy as soon as i reach the
command center think again hoss
this little chunk of energy is going
with me
you clumsy autobot now that you've
handled it so roughly the device has
armed itself
thanks to your own heavy-handed
clumsiness you're gonna have to give the
device back to me you really have no
other choice
says who
it could go off any second
it won't be dangerous if i fly away with
it but if you keep it the whole city
could be destroyed i didn't roll off the
assembly line yesterday you just want it
back so the predacons can suck out the
energy i have a feeling it's gonna get
real unhealthy around here in a minute
or two what do you see we get out of
here boys you know that's the best idea
i've heard all day hey when you're right
you're right
every prank
dude i got a bad feeling about this yeah
if what sky bite says is true thousands
of lives are in danger we've got to get
that b*mb away from the city but we're
almost out of time explode you've got to
take that b*mb someplace where the
expl*si*n will do the least amount of
damage i won't have time to get very far
and we're right in the middle of the
city where should i take it any
suggestions take it to the top of the
highest structure you can find the
higher it is the less damage it'll do
the highest structure
right i'm on my way
cowboy here we go
oh no the b*mb goes off all its energy
will be wasted care for your fool
one more swing gotta do it i'm almost
there
what he's doing is awfully dangerous
where is he going with that thing he's
trying to get to the top of that radio
tower do you have any idea how tall it
is 500 feet then we better start
thinking about a plan b
made it now i just got to get up to the
top it's no use even at this height it
will destroy the city so hand it over
he's right x brawn if that thing goes
off at 500 feet the city will be
demolished he's gonna run out of power
soon
in order to save the city you're gonna
have to take that thing a whole lot
higher like into the stratosphere or
maybe even farther
of course that's the answer
exprod hold your position i'm on my way
vehicle mode
you've come to the end of your rope
excellent give me the b*mb looks like
the cavalry got here just in time
optimus prime transform hello sky bite
there's nothing you can do optimus i beg
to differ optimus prime optimized
expert listen up switch into robot mode
and then throw that device as far and as
high as you can well sure 100 mile and
then some
extra transform
foolish autobots i'll catch up to it in
no time
activate powerstream targeting mechanism
lockdown power stream fire
look
his power stream to send the b*mb into
space and it's so cold outside the
earth's atmosphere that the water
covering sky vital freeze them like an
ice cream cone
i'll get you for this optimus
there it is
i've got to be very careful this is the
lightest vibration will set it off i
have to use my gentleness pipe
i believe i am may have been down i just
want to
it worked the city is out of danger
thanks koji we couldn't have done it
without you it was your idea that saved
metro city well done
skype must have shaken a boat loose in
that expl*si*n now he's reading books
what for he says once we understand
humans we can trick him into giving us
their energy
what sort of nonsense is this
it was the best of times it was the
worst of times best or worst make up
your mind
does sky sky-bite really think he's
gonna learn how to understand humans by
reading that stuff
to be or not to be this guy can't make
up his mind either
it's not gonna work of course not humans
are all crazy
so
night deliveries are k*lling me what's
the rush anyway the power company needs
this big power cell to back up their
computer system
well wake me up when we get there
what's that
you must be kidding me
it's a shark listen pal i think you'd
better go back to sleep this night shift
really is getting to you
that was barely enough for a snack i
need more energy and i believe i know
where to find him
one block north of my house gotcha
optimus i'm on my way there right now
huh
all right kogi this is an emergency whoa
what are you running on jet fuel
what's all the commotion about optimus
where are we going
not far i'll explain everything when we
get there
optimus prime transform holy cow what is
this place this is cybertron base the
autobot's secret underground
headquarters
wow
how many autobots does it take to run
this operation our systems are
controlled by a proactive cybernetic
interface program we call it tie which
is short for tactical artificial
intelligence
hello optimus i see you brought along a
visitor yes tai this is my friend koji
dr onishi's son
nice to meet you koji any friend of
optimus is a friend of mine i'm thai
tactical artificial intelligence system
daughter of the teletron one
nice to meet you too ty
sorry i should have told you i'm a
holographic projection not a physical
entity i'm a proactive self-initializing
program that constantly scans the entire
planet in order to alert the autobots if
it looks like the predacons are up to
something take a look at the monitors
koji in the past few days there have
been reports of over 200 vehicles being
att*cked on the road in each case the
vehicle's battery was stolen but
who'd want to steal car batteries the
predacons batteries contain energy and
they want as much energy as they can get
they're putting people in danger can't
you stop them optimus we've tried but no
matter how fast we respond the attackers
are gone by the time we get there the
ottawa brothers are patrolling the
highways right now they've been working
for mega cycles trying to intercept the
predacons
wait just look at that paint job not to
mention those custom wheels very classy
hello you beautiful sports car i'd share
my garage with you anytime
that guy's nuts he's talking to my car
you move like a dream and the proof your
engine is music to my ears go listen to
somebody else's engine
hey wait a minute you don't understand
can't we talk about this
come on have a heart will ya
enough of the fun and game sideburn
we've got work to do
all right i was just taking a little
break to well you know introduce myself
we're on full-time emergency patrol
remember no breaks allowed until we
catch those battery thieves but we've
been out here for days and haven't seen
a thing how are we supposed to find
these guys by covering as much ground as
we can now let's get back to it that
little red sports car could be their
next target i'd better follow her
ha as far as i could tell the only one
targeting that little red sports car is
you little brother hey a bot's gotta rev
up his engine once in a while besides
i'm not the only one having a little fun
x-bron is too here check him out he's
not climbing it for fun it'll be easier
to spot the predacons from up there
man oh man my boy
you think whoever can build this hair
contraption would have at least put in a
freight elevator
well when i get down from here you're
gonna owe me a new set of shocks
come on there's nothing to worry about
huh
hey you gotta loosen up bro you keep
surging like that and your transmission
will wear out you leave my transmission
out
hey come on man i'm just trying to have
some fun
hey watch it
we must find a new source of energy our
mobile command center has been stuck
here in the same spot for too long the
only way we can keep its existence a
secret from the autobots is by
constantly changing its location but our
voyage to earth used up almost all of
our energy to power our trans warp cells
if it weren't for those blasted autobots
we could easily force the pathetic
humans who inhabit this planet
to turn all of their energy over to us
and then i would rule this galaxy and
soon the entire universe
somehow i'll find a way to get rid of
the autobots and then nothing can stop
me megatron
we brought back lots of energy boss
excellence well done slapper
convert it to energon cubes and recharge
the fuel cells after that we'll move the
base to a new location how is this
energy being stored and how long will it
take to convert
it's stored in little round canisters
they're used in something called
flashlights and we got thousands
great score huh of course we'll have to
convert it to enter john and that'll
take a little while i don't think it'll
take more than a week or two well three
of them all silence
we need massive quantities of energy not
little batteries sorry this is all we
could find anywhere
you have failed me
beast mode did you really think that the
energy in those puny batteries would be
enough to run this base
well yeah sorta fools i should add your
energy cord to the
wasting your time megatron one of those
flashlights is brighter than the three
of them combined show yourself sky bite
certainly
hey what are you doing here sky bite
sky by terrorize
the good news is i brought you the most
powerful battery the humans are capable
of manufacturing
the bad news is that even this one isn't
strong enough to mobilize the command
center
if our fuel cells aren't recharged soon
the autobots will discover our location
you need to worry about that megatron
based on the reports i've been
monitoring i believe i know how to solve
our problem listen to this
all the t*rrorists have been placed
under arrest however the t*rrorists
ultra high energy expl*sive device has
not yet been found the device is hidden
inside the engine of a red sports car
one of the new xc12 models all red xc12s
had been recalled and are being
thoroughly searched
high energy
exactly if we can get our hands on this
device we can dismantle it extract the
energy and convert it for use in our
fuel cells as long as we prevent the
device from detonating it will give us
all the energy we need then finding the
b*mb in that red sports car is our top
priority the only one left that hasn't
been searched is being delivered to
metro city yes i see
and its exact location right now it's
being offloaded from a ship the metro
city docks
what if this device is rigged to go off
if you try to take it out of the car
yeah there's no telling what might
happen sounds awful dangerous and if we
get a boo-boo the band-aids on earth
aren't big enough for predacons silence
you sniveling cowards
sky-bites i'm putting you in charge of
this mission use whatever means
necessary to retrieve that device your
wish is my command mighty megatron
oh it's just what i've always wanted
a red xc12 with a leather interior and a
cd player too
all right
talk about a smooth ride this baby
handles like she was glued to the road
okay now let's see what kind of power
she's got
that human could ruin everything at that
speed one bump of the road could
detonate the device and the energy it
contains would be lost forever the car's
probably booby-trapped i can't rip off
the bomber it'll blow i'll have to tear
the rest of the car apart bit by bit
until there's nothing left but the
device then a gentle grab and it's mine
hey sweetie remember me well of course
you do
oh no don't tell me that pest is here
again i didn't think the autobots would
show up so quickly i'm gonna have to put
my plan into action right now
sorry i thought you were somebody else
but i can see now that you're new around
here whoa the shine on your chrome is
boosting my revs into red line city
oh red he's talking to my car again
wait where are you going was it
something i said
come on give me a chance will ya
get a life you jerk
cool it's sideburn we're still on patrol
the difference between you and me prowl
is that i know how to do my duty and
find a way of having a little fun while
i'm doing it duty is its own reward
little brother
that's sky bite one of the predacons huh
oh uh of course it is who do you think i
was chasing yeah right
please don't hurt my new car
oh no sky bites about to leave his teeth
marks in that beautiful paint job of
hers i've got to admit this is the worst
case of road rage i've ever seen
predacon you're under arrest
you'll suffer the consequences
proud transform here's a tip for you
never ignore a warning from a shark
now get out of my way or hope
cyber transform you choose to ignore my
warning such incidents and disrespect
will not be tolerated
ah i'll deal with you two later no way
sky bite we do this now
jet booster power fist
shark m*ssile
happy murdering
come back here come on that's the car
slapper we found it i must be dreaming
either that or i should be put in the
nearest nut house
we did it we got the car careful you
clumsy fools one false move and that
device will detonate and blow all of you
into oblivion
i shall take it to megatron now hand it
over to me
it's ours we found it and we're taking
it in get going guys let's go
that's no way to carry a b*mb shaking it
like that could cause it to detonate now
hand it over and i'll fly it to the
command center hey you're not the only
one who can fly tuna breath take it dark
scream good thinking gas skunk adios
try to get it through your thick skulls
neither of you is
my beautiful red sports car don't worry
i'll save you
now that i've got a device i have to
deliver it to megatron
oh no my beautiful sports car is gone
growl transform don't worry i've got you
sorry ma'am i do apologize for the
inconvenience are you all right
for someone who's been att*cked by a
giant flying squirrel and a huge toad a
maniacal shark and a monstrous skunk
sure i'm just fine
this device contains enough power to
recharge all our fuel cell will convert
its energy as soon as i reach the
command center think again hoss
this little chunk of energy is going
with me
you clumsy autobot now that you've
handled it so roughly the device has
armed itself
thanks to your own heavy-handed
clumsiness you're gonna have to give the
device back to me you really have no
other choice
says who
it could go off any second
it won't be dangerous if i fly away with
it but if you keep it the whole city
could be destroyed i didn't roll off the
assembly line yesterday you just want it
back so the predacons can suck out the
energy i have a feeling it's gonna get
real unhealthy around here in a minute
or two what do you see we get out of
here boys you know that's the best idea
i've heard all day hey when you're right
you're right
every prank
dude i got a bad feeling about this yeah
if what sky bite says is true thousands
of lives are in danger we've got to get
that b*mb away from the city but we're
almost out of time explode you've got to
take that b*mb someplace where the
expl*si*n will do the least amount of
damage i won't have time to get very far
and we're right in the middle of the
city where should i take it any
suggestions take it to the top of the
highest structure you can find the
higher it is the less damage it'll do
the highest structure
right i'm on my way
cowboy here we go
oh no the b*mb goes off all its energy
will be wasted care for your fool
one more swing gotta do it i'm almost
there
what he's doing is awfully dangerous
where is he going with that thing he's
trying to get to the top of that radio
tower do you have any idea how tall it
is 500 feet then we better start
thinking about a plan b
made it now i just got to get up to the
top it's no use even at this height it
will destroy the city so hand it over
he's right x brawn if that thing goes
off at 500 feet the city will be
demolished he's gonna run out of power
soon
in order to save the city you're gonna
have to take that thing a whole lot
higher like into the stratosphere or
maybe even farther
of course that's the answer
exprod hold your position i'm on my way
vehicle mode
you've come to the end of your rope
excellent give me the b*mb looks like
the cavalry got here just in time
optimus prime transform hello sky bite
there's nothing you can do optimus i beg
to differ optimus prime optimized
expert listen up switch into robot mode
and then throw that device as far and as
high as you can well sure 100 mile and
then some
extra transform
foolish autobots i'll catch up to it in
no time
activate powerstream targeting mechanism
lockdown power stream fire
look
his power stream to send the b*mb into
space and it's so cold outside the
earth's atmosphere that the water
covering sky vital freeze them like an
ice cream cone
i'll get you for this optimus
there it is
i've got to be very careful this is the
lightest vibration will set it off i
have to use my gentleness pipe
i believe i am may have been down i just
want to
it worked the city is out of danger
thanks koji we couldn't have done it
without you it was your idea that saved
metro city well done
skype must have shaken a boat loose in
that expl*si*n now he's reading books
what for he says once we understand
humans we can trick him into giving us
their energy
what sort of nonsense is this
it was the best of times it was the
worst of times best or worst make up
your mind
does sky sky-bite really think he's
gonna learn how to understand humans by
reading that stuff
to be or not to be this guy can't make
up his mind either
it's not gonna work of course not humans
are all crazy
so