04x22 - 'Tis Pity
Posted: 07/19/23 16:13
Previously on 90210:
PJ has to get married
in two weeks,
or he'll lose
all of this money.
Sorry, Preston,
I can't marry you.
I think you're the real talent,
and I think you should go solo.
-I can make that happen.
-I'm in. -Yes, you are.
About last night, that was...
Something we are never, ever
- going to talk about again, right?
- Right.
You and I belong together;
We can overcome anything.
No. Can't do this. Stop.
I know, but don't tell me
that you don't have feelings,
because you and I both know
that it's not true.
CALEB: I haven't been
honest with you.
I knew about your faith and I knew
you were going into priesthood.
And I knew
we couldn't be together.
CALEB: I know you're
upset that Raj died,
but getting yourself k*lled
because you're angry
- is not going to bring him back.
- You can't stop me
from doing what
I'm going to do.
And you can't watch over me
all the time. Nobody can.
Ivy Sullivan, you
need to come with us.
It's a warrant declaring you
to be a danger to yourself.
Better luck
next time, Gloria.
NAOMI: Ivy...
we brought you
Do-Luxe doughnuts.
ANNIE: They're your
favorite. (chuckles)
Gee, guys,
one bite of a doughnut,
and I'll probably
totally forget that I'm
being held against my will
in an insane asylum because
a crazy priest-in-training
mistakenly assumed
that I was suicidal.
Thank your boyfriend for me,
Annie. I'm having a blast here.
Caleb isn't my boyfriend;
He was just worried about you.
Look, Ivy, I've been
in this situation.
They would have let you go
in, like, 24 hours
if they didn't think
that you were
actually a danger
to yourself.
And the doctor said
you just sit
with your arms crossed
and won't talk.
You know what? Talking it out
might work for some people
but that's not going to
make me feel any better.
Babe, they're not going
to let you go until
you just tell them
what they want to hear.
Nobody here gets it, guys.
Okay, nobody understands
what I'm going through.
And so talking about it
is not going to help.
We just want you to come home.
Can you just please tell us
what you want us to do?
You know what you can do?
You know what you can do? You
can just leave me alone, guys.
And stop bringing me things
like doughuts, okay?
'Cause I'm not, I'm not doing
it. I'm not baring my soul
to they jerks, and I don't care
about the consequence.
Okay? I don't care.
I'll just
play checkers here for the rest
of my life if I have to.
Gloria's actually
not bad competition
when she doesn't think
she's the Queen of England.
(sighs) That went well.
She's so angry.
I mean, I guess
I can't blame her.
She's got a point.
Bad things happen.
You can be sad without
having a mental illness.
Mmm. Speaking of
mental illness,
you got to be insane not to
try one of these doughnuts.
No, thanks.
I don't feel well.
Sorry, it isn't a
cancer thing, is it?
Naomi.
I'm really glad I told you guys
about my cancer gene.
Made me take my mind
right off of it.
Oh, Sil, I'm sorry.
I'm kidding, it's just...
I have my first mammogram today,
and...
you know, it's a routine thing
now that I know
I'm at high risk,
but I'm a little nervous.
You want us to
go with you?
No, thanks. Navid's taking me.
Oh, he's such a good guy.
I know you guys have had
your fair share of drama, but
I'm really glad to see you
back together and happy.
Yeah, I'm a lucky girl.
(doorknob jiggling)
Ah!
(sighs)
Doesn't anybody knock anymore?!
Okay, I'm sorry,
the lock's broken.
I didn't think anyone
would be in here.
What, could have been m*rder*d
by a stoned surfer
for my bowl of cereal.
I think you're going
to live. (chuckles)
Um, okay, I just came here
to get my lucky shoes
because I think I forgot them
when I packed up my things.
Oh, of course.
Uh, be my guest.
Cool.
So, uh, breakups, man, huh?
They are the worst.
But you look like you're dealing
with it, all dressed up.
Ready to meet a new guy?
(chuckles)
Wait, Ade, are you trying
to meet a new guy?
(sighs)
Because if that's the case,
I really think you should
give Dixon a second chance.
No, I'm meeting Austin,
my new manager.
He hooked us up
with a really huge meeting.
Oh, great.
That sounds cool.
Okay.
Navid, what is it?
Look, I know that
you guys had a fight,
but he's a good person.
Look, and he's been
helping me a lot.
Ade, do you ever
think that just maybe
he might be helping himself?
What's that
supposed to mean?
I know, I'm sorry that I jumped
to conclusions at Naomi's party.
I-I just...
I don't trust him.
Behind that cheesy country grin
and that oddly fit torso
is a guy that burned
down a house and tried
to frame his roommate for it.
All right, he panicked,
but at the end,
he ended up
doing the right thing.
So, you're giving him
a second chance but not Dixon?
Hey, just do me a favor:
Make sure he's looking out
for you and not himself.
Yeah.
Great. Now it's mushy.
NAOMI: Why can't all guys
be like Navid?
I mean, seriously, why did I
have to fall in love with a
dysfunctional billionaire?
Huh!
You're asking the girl
who fell for a priest.
Oh, right.
Please don't tell me
- you're still friends without benefits.
- Mm-hmm.
How is that possible?
Didn't you have that
amazing kiss
after my engagement party?
Yes, and it was one of the top
three kisses of my entire life.
But ever since then, not
even a peck on the cheek.
Okay, well, then you just
jump his bones already.
I can't, he's been
planning on being
a priest his whole life.
It's not exactly
like switching majors.
And after that kiss, we agreed
that we wouldn't do it again
until he knew he was ready.
So, what do you do all day?
Just sit around
and play checkers
like Ivy and
the Queen of England?
Well, we don't trust ourselves
in private.
So, we hang out in public
to avoid temptation.
Oh, right, because people don't
have sex in public places.
(sighs) Seriously,
you must have loins of steel.
I could never deal with that
kind of sexual frustration.
Yes! Yes! Okay?!
My loins are very,
very frustrated.
But, you know, it's kind
of romantic in a way.
I don't know, we
have another date
this afternoon at
the La Brea Tar Pit.
Ah, that's easy.
I know five places
at the tar pits
you can have sex.
Ugh.
Okay, fine.
Enjoy your old-fashioned
courtship and your cold showers.
As for me, I am going to
keep my mind off of PJ
by having a meeting
this afternoon with
a potential client,
Madison Stewart.
- The cosmetics heiress?! That's great!
- Mm-hmm.
I almost forgot you
were a party planner.
Business kind of
took a back burner
to my whirlwind romance,
but I am back, baby.
It's going to help me forget all
about the fact that last week
I was engaged and this week,
I'm not.
♪ ♪
Mm, eat your heart
out, Brad Pitt.
Man, I feel like an idiot.
Well, strap in, because
your life is going to be
completely crazy after your
premier tomorrow night, okay?
Here.
I want you to have these.
What are these, like your good
luck cufflinks or something?
No, but I did look pretty
great at last year's prom.
(chuckles)
Just saying.
Hey, I wanted to ask you
for your advice about Silver.
I wanted to apologize
for not being there
for all the gene
testing stuff.
I'm glad you stepped up.
You're a good friend.
Yeah, thanks.
I'm just freaking out a little bit.
I have to take her to an
appointment this morning,
and I'm afraid I'm going to say
something stupid, you know?
You don't really
have to say anything.
Just... just be
there for her.
Yeah, thanks, man.
Why is it so hard to be
the strong and silent type?
Sometimes I think it would
be better for Silver
if I took your advice:
Left for Princeton and let you
help her deal with this.
It'll be fine.
Got to get out of here. Hate
to keep you from your manicure
or your chest wax,
but, uh,
I will see you soon.
Okay, you joke, but seriously,
I'm in hell right now.
NAVID: I know.
I'm sorry, bro. You look good.
Madison, may I
top off your bubbly?
A second glass this early
in the day? (chuckles)
Oh, foo, why not.
Let's be naughty.
You are such a
breath of fresh air, Naomi.
You have no idea. I am so sick
of stuffy old party planners.
Well, thank you. Some
people see me and assume
I'm inexperienced,
but I like to look at
my youth as an asset.
I think we're going to have
a lot of fun working together.
I was so thrilled when I
found out you were available.
Yeah, as luck would have it,
I had an engagement that
was called off last minute.
Well, isn't that lucky.
Hm.
All right, what can
I help you with?
Birthday party, graduation?
I am getting married!
- (squeals) Uh-oh.
- Um...
That is so great for you.
Would you like
some more of this?
Oh, I'm...
There you go. (chuckles)
So happy for you.
It's going to be great.
Oh! A toast.
Whoo!
Hey...
I am so nauseous.
Oh, I'm sorry. My mom gave me
this cologne for Hanukah,
and (chuckles) it smells
like a rental car.
- It's not your cologne.
- (chuckles) Yeah?
It's, um, I think I'm just
nervous about the mammogram.
Hey, for what it's worth,
I hear it's painless.
And not that I would want to
put my boobs in a machine.
(chuckles)
Not that I have boobs.
Oh, yeah, this is exactly
how Liam told me not to act.
When did you see Liam?
This morning,
I wanted his advice,
because he went with
you to the doctor's,
and he was
helpful and quiet.
Now you're stuck with
a Persian Woody Allen.
(chuckles)
Sorry.
Erin Silver?
Yeah, that's her.
I guess you could
figure that one out.
I just have a few
standard questions
- before we begin the procedure.
- Okay.
Do you abuse alcohol,
tobacco or caffeine?
I really love tea;
I don't know if that matters.
Yeah, she's obsessed with it
like a meth head,
but for Earl Grey.
I have other patients waiting.
Oh, uh, sorry. Uh, please.
Is there any possibility
you could be pregnant?
Oh, no, that's not an issue.
Um, we're very responsible.
Silver?
(theme music playing)
I don't get it. How
could you be pregnant?
I mean, we just
got back together,
and it's been a while since you
broke up with that Greg creep.
He wasn't a creep.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's been a while
since you broke up
with that amazing
Greg guy.
Silver, I'm not mad. I just...
I feel like I deserve
an explanation.
There was someone else.
Um, it doesn't matter who it was
because he's not in my life.
It's just a random hookup.
You mean, you slept
with a stranger?
I was freaked out
and vulnerable, and it happened.
Now, you might be pregnant
with some random guy's baby.
We don't know that for sure,
okay?
I got to go back to the doctor
tomorrow.
Can't we just go to the drug-
store now and pee on a stick?
No, 'cause then I'll have
to still go to the doctor,
have it confirmed, and
I've just been through
too much uncertainty lately
to go through it again.
Okay, look.
Let's just stay calm
until we find out
the results, okay?
There's no reason to freak out
until we know for sure. Okay?
CALEB: The fake mammoths
are a little cheesy,
but this is still one of
my favorite places in L.A.
Yeah, me, too. And
you know what's crazy?
These mammoths knew how
dangerous the tar pits were,
but every once in a while,
they just get so thirsty
that they couldn't
help themselves.
And then they'd get stuck.
I guess, sometimes you
want something so bad,
you don't care about
the consequences.
I was going to go in a
completely different direction
with the whole mammoth metaphor,
but that works, too, yeah.
ADRIANNA: We're on time.
(chuckles) Believe me,
I will never be late
to another meeting
ever again.
Well, for some people, being
on time just isn't enough.
Okay, well, are you
going to finally tell me
who this meeting is with?
The suspense is k*lling me.
Your dad?
Uh-huh.
Hey.
Well...
look who just rolled out of bed
at the crack of noon.
And you must be what my son
considers "getting a job."
(chuckles) Hi.
AUSTIN: Dad,
this is Adrianna, my client.
Country music's
next rising star.
Oh, this is so exciting.
I am such a huge fan.
Well, honey, you're as pretty
as a prayer book. (chuckles)
But pretty sells
magazines, not records.
Well, Dad, they stopped calling
them records about 20 years ago.
And, uh, Ade here's
got real talent.
Well, if she's got talent,
she's got you.
What do you need me for?
A premiere venue.
Listen, I've been talking her up
to everybody in Nashville, okay?
But one song
at one of your shows
is all I need to take her
straight the top.
- Son, a Judd Ridge show is not open mic night.
- Yeah.
Now, honey, I've heard you
sing. I've heard your demos.
You're good, but if
you're not ready for this,
it's your butt hanging
out there, not his.
Now, do you honestly
think you can stand
in front of thousands of
my fans and win them over?
'Cause I'm going to
be honest with you,
You look a whole lot
more country club
than you do country star.
- Oh, well, I...
- Dad, Ade's not from Beverly Hills.
Yeah, she's been singing
country music her whole life.
Hell, it's in her blood.
Well, in that case, I got a
little show tomorrow night.
I think she'll fit right in.
I'll give your manager
all the details.
Country is in my blood?
Wha...
- Why did you have to lie like that?
- Because I'm your manager.
Trust me.
Caleb Walsh,
is that you?
Sister Mary-Katherine,
how nice to see you.
Sister Mary, this is,
uh, Annie Wilson.
She's a friend from CU.
Lovely to meet you.
You as well.
Well, I must be going; I'll
see you at Mass this Sunday.
(uneasy chuckle)
Okay, so that was
sufficiently awkward.
Caleb, we... we can't
keep going on like this.
It's just too hard. I mean,
what are we supposed to do?
I have to make a decision.
ANNIE: (sighs) Okay,
since when do nuns hang out
at La Brea Tar Pits?
Ugh, no clue. Are they even
allowed to believe in dinosaurs?
You know, because of the
whole Noah's Ark thing.
Good question. I'll
be sure to ask Caleb
if I ever see him again.
Oh...
Oh, no, okay. Uh, if I see
you in a wedding gown,
you're going to become Ivy's
new mental hospital roommate.
Relax. I have not lost my mind.
Well, maybe I have.
I agreed to plan Madison
Stewart's wedding.
After the whole PJ thing?
Are you sure
you can handle that right now?
I'm going to keep my emotions
out of it
and just get the job done.
Surgical.
Like an assassin.
(doorbell rings)
Hmm.
Oh, Diego, hi.
Ivy hasn't been
returning my calls.
Come in.
DIEGO: Look, I know that
she's been going through
and awful lot. Um, I just,
I got to talk to her,
see how she's doing.
Can you, get her for me?
Uh...
Okay, Ivy didn't want us
to tell you this,
but she's... not here.
Where is she?
Is she okay?
There were some people
who were concerned
about what she might
do, and... she was
put into a hospital
for observation.
What do you mean,
like a mental hospital?
Oh, she's fine. She's
fine. She's just mad.
DIEGO: What? Well, not,
not like that kind of mad.
Like angry mad.
She doesn't think the doctors
at Beverly Hills Psychiatric
are helping.
She won't listen to us.
Maybe you could
talk to her.
Talking's not what
she needs right now.
Hey...
Mm. Hey, I'm... I'm
not going to lie, okay?
I've been trying
in the past hour
not to freak out
in front of Silver,
and I could really
use a drink.
Silver okay?
Mm.
Did something turn up
on the mammogram?
Oh, she didn't even take
the mammogram.
Oh, why?
'Cause they don't let you
if you might be pregnant.
Yeah.
What?
Mm. Oh, she said
it was a random hookup,
it didn't mean anything.
Well... (laughs)
Oh, I guess it does now, right?
Naomi, how did you come up
with all this so fast?
It's almost as if
you've had this wedding planned
before we even met.
Yeah. Well, I'm
just that good.
Okay, what are you
thinking for napkins?
Um, deep forest
green, teal?
Naomi, come on!
It doesn't have to be
all work talk all the time.
Well, I'm just doing my job.
Keeping my eye on the prize.
Flowers.
You remind me
of my fiancé.
He's an entrepreneur, too.
I love him to pieces,
but sometimes,
it's, like, "Hello!
Anybody in there?"
He's so focused on work.
Ugh! He's so cute.
I just want to chop him up into
little pieces and eat him up.
Oh, well, will
you let me know
if you do that before
I hire the band?
Naomi,
everything you've shown me
has been so perfect,
so personal, but
I'm not really sure
about the venue.
What's wrong with
Bel Air Villa?
I mean, it's-it's
big, it's beautiful,
it has priceless
art everywhere...
Yeah, but so does my house.
I was hoping for something
super romantic, some place
truly special.
Okay.
An unforgettable spot
where I can stand
with my fiancé
and take our vows
and face the future, and know
that we're going to be together
for the rest of our lives.
Um...
that sounds really nice,
Madison.
I'm in love, Naomi.
If it were your wedding,
where would you want
to get married?
Um...
Okay... there is a place.
(laughs)
(beeps, lock buzzes)
Who told you I was here?
Your friends want me
to convince you to cooperate,
so the doctor will sign
your release papers.
Yeah, well, that's
not gonna happen.
I know that...
'cause we're getting you
the hell out of here.
(country music wailing)
♪ Gotta love the guitar ♪
♪ Love to hear it loud ♪
♪ If you don't like
what you hear ♪
♪ You should leave this crowd ♪
♪ We're keeping it country ♪
♪ Keeping it country
all the time ♪
♪ Well, this Southern climate
is my home ♪
♪ I got a hillbilly heart ♪
♪ Well, I been this way
from the start ♪
♪ I got a hillbilly heart ♪
♪ Hillbilly heart... ♪
(song ends)
Ow!
Whoo!
Good job, everybody!
We'll see you
at the show tonight.
Sounds great, guys.
That was a good set.
That was amazing.
That was just
a sound check.
Kinda gotta save my pipes
for the big show tonight.
(chuckling)
Oh, come on.
Don't let this old man
fool you.
My dad gives 100%
if the only person listening
is a deaf jazz fan.
Well, honey, tonight,
it's gonna take 200%.
Half of Nashville's
gonna be watching.
She's more than
ready, Dad.
Well, I guess we're gonna
find out, ain't we?
Mm-hmm.
Tell you what...
I'll see you later.
Me and... a few thousand
other people.
I can't wait.
See you, Dad.
Hey...
Come on.
Don't let him rattle you.
All right?
You're gonna be great.
I mean, you've
performed in front of
bigger crowds than this.
Yeah, crowds of teenagers.
I've never sung a
country song
in front of half of
Nashville before.
- What if fall flat on my face?
- You won't.
You only get one
second chance, Austin.
This is mine.
Look, you know, what if
your dad was right?
If I'm not ready,
this is my career
on the line.
Hey, you're not gonna
chicken out, okay?
This is already a done deal,
and I am not failing in
front of him again.
Wow, you sound
just like Dixon.
Putting your career
in front of me?
Hey, I am not like Dixon.
Yeah, maybe you're
even worse, okay?
'Cause even Dixon
wouldn't burn down a house
and frame his roommate
for it.
Hey...
I had to do what I had to do
to protect someone, okay?
There's a lot more to that story
that you don't know.
Okay, I don't know
anything anymore.
Except that maybe working
with you was a huge mistake.
I gotta go.
Hey!
Hey!
MADISON: Oh... my God.
It's the perfect wedding spot!
Oh, I've dreamed of
getting married here
ever since I was
a little girl.
How is this available
on such short notice?
Uh, last-minute
cancelation.
Okay, try to picture it:
The music, the breeze,
the sun is shining
through the trees,
and you're standing across
from the man you love and...
thought you were gonna spend
the rest of your life with.
It's gonna be
like a dream.
I even have
the dress picked out.
It's perfect.
I saw it this morning.
Of course, we'll have
to make some adjustments,
because I'm not as totally
perfect as that girl,
'cause we can't all
be supermodels.
Um... PJ Hillingsbrook
got married?
Yeah. Lucky girl.
He's the most eligible bachelor
in Beverly Hills.
Do you know him?
Okay, two weeks ago,
I thought Preston was the love
of my life.
We were gonna get married here.
I was dumb enough to think
that he could love me
more than his money.
Oh, my God.
Naomi, are you okay?
No, no, I am not okay!
Everything he said
to me was a lie!
I was a fool
because I believed that...
that love like this
instant, real, lasting love
would actually exist.
And you know what?
It doesn't!
It doesn't exist.
So if you want to get married,
go ahead,
but do not say
that I didn't warn you.
(footsteps approach)
ANNIE: Are you okay?
And do you really think
that you're gonna be up
to going
to Liam's movie premiere?
Of course. I'm fine.
(sighs)
What a joke.
(laughs)
The guy I was stupid enough
to think
I found true love with
married another girl.
You should have seen the look
on poor Madison's face
when I told her there's
no such thing as true love.
Wait. You said
that to Madison?
Your client?
The bride?
Yeah. It's better she finds out
the truth now rather than later.
Naomi, I know
that you got hurt,
but it's not
really your place
to crush another
girl's dreams.
Okay, first of all,
they're not dreams,
they're fairy tales.
And secondly, I can throw
the most perfect wedding
in the world,
and it's still just smoke and
mirrors that hide the truth.
Love does not exist.
Now, would you be a dear
and fill up my wine glass?
I'm parched.
Mmm...
Thank you so much for
letting me borrow this.
It looks perfect
on you.
Well, you'd think
I would have gone
and spent some
time shopping
for my big movie
premiere, but nope.
Hey, you've been
dealing with a lot.
I think it's okay
that you don't feel
like shopping on Robertson.
- What, is this what you're wearing?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, ouch!
Yeah, you show up
in this level of sexy
with the new manager
on your arm,
you're just begging for Navid
to m*rder an ice sculpture.
Okay, well, Austin is
not coming with me.
I don't know if I'm ready
to just jump into
another doomed partnership,
you know?
Yeah, I do.
You're so lucky you have Navid.
He seriously is the best.
Yeah, he is.
I love him.
He deserves better.
Wait.
What are you talking about?
Nothing. Uh, do you think
that these will go?
Silver, you can trust me.
If there's something wrong,
you can tell me.
It's just between us.
Okay.
(sighs)
I think I might
be pregnant.
- It's not Navid's.
- Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know. I told Navid
that it was
just a random hookup,
but that's not true.
And I thought that I could
just get the guy out of my head,
but I mean, if I'm pregnant
with his kid, then
how can I keep pretending that
I don't have feelings for him?
Wait. You have feelings
for this other guy?
I don't know.
Maybe.
I think I might.
Okay, but you just said
that you love Navid.
I do. I love Navid, but...
but isn't it possible
to have feelings for two people
at the same time?
Yeah, it is.
But Silver, we're not
in high school anymore.
If you really are pregnant,
then you can't play games.
You have to tell
the father of the baby
and make a decision.
Oh, you have no idea how good
it feels to be out of there!
(chuckles)
Couldn't stand the thought
of you rotting in that place.
Yeah, well, I guess
I just didn't know
how to deal with how I
was feeling, you know?
I really freaked
some people out.
Hell, it freaked me out.
Okay, so you broke me
out of the nut house.
What's the plan?
I mean, you want to get
matching henna tattoos?
A few years ago, my
brother was k*lled.
He started
messing around
with a g*ng,
thought it was
the only way to
make real money.
And then one day he,
uh, he was gone.
Diego, I'm so sorry.
I was so angry.
Felt so... powerless.
There was no way for
me to tell anybody
in words what
I was feeling,
so I started painting this.
And ever since then,
whenever I have something
I feel like I can't put
into words,
I come here.
And now it's your turn.
Those people think
you're crazy, Ivy.
I know you're not.
How can anybody know
how you feel inside?
WOMAN: Liam!
Okay, thanks for riding
with me in this thing.
WOMAN 2: Liam! Liam, can
we have your autograph?!
Naomi sounded a little
drunk on the phone,
and I have no idea
where Navid's at.
(chuckles) Well, I'm sorry.
He and Silver wanted
some alone time together.
But I'm here,
and I'm so excited for you.
Well, I'd be
a little more excited
if I could get this
damn thing to cooperate.
Here.
(sighs)
Don't be nervous, okay?
The movie is
the hard part.
The premiere is
the fun part.
Yeah. I guess I just
got a lot on my mind.
You miss Vanessa, huh?
(scoffs)
Not really.
There is someone else, though.
So soon? Liam, don't you think
you should give your heart
some time
to heal before moving on?
Yeah, I guess I should have.
(chuckles)
I got involved with a girl
who worked on this film,
and, uh, she's with
someone else now.
And she's gonna be here tonight,
and I have no idea what to say.
And on top of all that...
she might be pregnant.
(fans cheering, whistling)
(sighs)
(door opens)
CALEB: Hello?
(door closes)
(exhales sharply)
Uh, hey, if you're busy,
I could...
No, I, uh...
I just didn't know
if I was ever
gonna hear from you again.
I didn't either.
I'm so sorry for putting
you through this.
I've never been
in a situation
like this before.
I don't even know how
to pray about this.
Yeah. It hasn't been easy
for either of us.
It's just, ever
since I was a kid,
I knew I was meant to be a priest,
and then you came along and...
I'm starting to think
maybe there's
a different plan for me,
which is confusing
and it doesn't
help matters...
you look really, really
beautiful right now.
How do people decide
on these things?
Do they really decide
or do they just
let things happen?
Believe me, I wish I knew.
Wait. Um...
Are you sure?
No...
but sometimes you want
something so bad,
you don't care about
the consequences.
(Annie moans)
So, I Googled her.
Uh, who?
Who do you think?
The new Mrs.
PJ Hillings-Skank.
Apparently,
she's some supermodel...
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Naomi.
Whatever. (chuckles)
Seemed a little too perfect,
didn't it?
That's because it was.
Ooh, where can you get
a drink around here?
Uh... (chuckles)
Hey, have you seen Silver?
I really need
to talk to her.
Yeah, I think
she's by the end
of the red carpet
with some friends
from the movie.
Cool.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, it's just...
yeah, she, uh... she told me
about the pregnancy.
Yeah, we're still waiting
for the doctor.
I'm gonna feel so much better
when we know for sure.
Yeah, I don't know how much
better you'll feel.
Do you believe it?
Here I am in the
same situation
we were in three
years ago.
I guess I'm destined
to raise a stranger's baby.
You really are a great guy.
Silver's a great girl.
If the other guy
meant nothing to her,
then I guess I'm in.
Well, great.
I'm really happy for you.
Ade, hey.
What's going on?
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Uh, I know you, and I can tell
when there's something huge
you're trying not to say.
Did Silver say something to you?
You need to talk to Silver.
That's all
I can say.
I'm sorry.
Ade.
Well...
so that happened.
(soft chuckle)
Now that it did,
I hope you don't feel
like you made a mistake.
Annie, I'll never
regret it.
It's beautiful, Ivy.
It's weird; it kind of felt
like Raj was somehow with me
when I was painting it,
you know?
Like I was actually finally
able to say good-bye.
I'm sorry I didn't call,
Diego.
Hey, you don't have
to apologize to me,
ever, okay?
(siren whooping)
♪ ♪
Congrats.
I gotta tell
you something.
Um, look.
I'm not trying to
ruin the night...
By telling me you're
pregnant with my baby.
Yeah, Navid told me.
He thinks I'm his confidant.
I don't know
that for sure
and I should be
the one to tell you.
It's just, I need
some time to process
everything that's
going on right now.
Silver, I don't.
I-I let you
be with Navid
because I thought
that's what you wanted.
But if you're carrying my baby,
that changes things.
Maybe we're the ones
that are meant to be together.
Liam, can we get a shot
of you and your girlfriend?
Oh...
Yeah, yeah, sure,
go ahead.
Thank you.
(phone ringing)
I gotta take this.
Hello?
It wasn't a stranger.
It was you.
You slept with Silver.
Wait. She told you?
No. You just did.
Son of a b*tch.
Oh, my God.
Navid!
It all makes sense now
why you were trying
to get me to go back
to Princeton, all of it!
'Cause you were just trying
to get me out of the way,
- so you could sleep with my girlfriend.
- Wait, what?
It was just one night;
It's not like
we were carrying on some
secret relationship.
Oh, then never mind;
It's all good.
You were thousands of miles away;
I was taking care of her.
- You took care of her all right, buddy!
- Stop it!
And now, now it's too late
'cause she's having your kid.
Stop it, guys,
stop it!
I'm not pregnant, okay?
That was the doctor,
and I'm not pregnant
with anyone's baby.
Can we just forget it?
No, I don't think we can.
Austin, what are you doing here?
Uh, we need to talk.
Hm?
You know I've been working with
Ade on some country music, right?
Yeah, except for the brawl
at Naomi's, seems like
- you guys were off to a really good start.
- Until she quit on me.
Says she can't trust me
because I framed Dixon
for the fire.
Austin, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, me, too.
And that's why
I need your help.
Now, you and I both know
what really happens,
so I just need you
to talk to her.
And tell her what?
I mean, if I were to call Ade
and say, "Trust me,
he's a really good guy,"
why should she believe me?
And I'd have to tell her
the whole story.
Well, then tell her the truth.
Tell her I was protecting Dixon
and protecting you.
Look, Austin, this is
a really bad time for this.
I'm sorry, I-I can't do that.
What do you mean you can't?
Are you kidding me, Annie?
Listen, I got kicked
out of school.
I made real sacrifices for you.
I'm asking you to step up
and do what's right.
Talk to Ade and vouch for me.
Oh, but you don't understand,
okay?
I really can't tell Ade
or anyone
about that right
now because
there are other people involved,
and having it come out
that I was a prost*tute
is the last thing
that I need.
I can't believe I thought
you'd help me.
(incredulous laugh)
Oh, my God, did that
really just happen?
I know.
Love really screws people up,
doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
When it's real.
(soft gasp)
Is this normal?
Feels like it's a really long time.
Something's up.
I've been picked up
for tagging before,
but it's never like this.
Why didn't he give
back your ID?
Maybe because
he knows it's fake.
Dude, why would you
give him a fake ID?
Because I don'tn'
have a real one.
I'm in this country
illegally.
Oh, my God! Oh, my... Diego,
how have you not told me this?
Because it hasn't made
a difference up until now.
Ivy, cops look the other way
on tagging an stuff,
but if they figure out
I'm the one
who broke you out
of the hospital,
- that's a felony; I'll get deported.
- Okay.
Looks like I got positive ID
on the suspect in the 207.
I gotta get out of here.
No, Di... Diego...
IVY: Wait! Come on!
Hey!
(bag of ice crackling)
You ever going to
tell me about Liam?
I thought it was
just a mistake...
that it didn't matter.
I didn't see a point
in hurting you for no reason.
Navid, I love you.
Back when you told me
it was a stranger,
you said
it didn't mean anything.
At least tell me
that part was true.
(sighs)
(door opening)
(knocking)
♪ ♪
Naomi.
What are you doing here?
When you showed me
that picture of PJ at his wedding,
I thought I would never
believe in love again,
that everything was a lie
between him and I,
but today, I saw something that
made me realize I was wrong.
I wish I never showed
you that picture.
I feel awful.
Oh, no, don't.
Yes, PJ married another girl
30 seconds after he broke up
with me,
but that would make anyone
feel crappy about love.
It's not love that sucks,
it's PJ.
Just because
there's one
horrible guy out there doesn't
mean the rest of them are.
There are really good guys
out there.
Actually, I loved
a really good guy once.
What I'm trying to say is,
real love exists,
and it is worth fighting for.
Preston Hillingsbrook
doesn't deserve you.
No, he doesn't and I hope his
slutty bride gives him herpes.
So... does it mean you'll
still plan my wedding?
Yes, of course.
I am so glad,
because, honestly, I can't
imagine anyone else doing the job.
I feel like we have
some kind of connection.
I swear, you were meant
to be at this wedding.
(knocking)
Speak of the devil,
there's the groom now.
MADISON: Naomi, I'd
like you to meet...
Max.
Naomi?
PJ has to get married
in two weeks,
or he'll lose
all of this money.
Sorry, Preston,
I can't marry you.
I think you're the real talent,
and I think you should go solo.
-I can make that happen.
-I'm in. -Yes, you are.
About last night, that was...
Something we are never, ever
- going to talk about again, right?
- Right.
You and I belong together;
We can overcome anything.
No. Can't do this. Stop.
I know, but don't tell me
that you don't have feelings,
because you and I both know
that it's not true.
CALEB: I haven't been
honest with you.
I knew about your faith and I knew
you were going into priesthood.
And I knew
we couldn't be together.
CALEB: I know you're
upset that Raj died,
but getting yourself k*lled
because you're angry
- is not going to bring him back.
- You can't stop me
from doing what
I'm going to do.
And you can't watch over me
all the time. Nobody can.
Ivy Sullivan, you
need to come with us.
It's a warrant declaring you
to be a danger to yourself.
Better luck
next time, Gloria.
NAOMI: Ivy...
we brought you
Do-Luxe doughnuts.
ANNIE: They're your
favorite. (chuckles)
Gee, guys,
one bite of a doughnut,
and I'll probably
totally forget that I'm
being held against my will
in an insane asylum because
a crazy priest-in-training
mistakenly assumed
that I was suicidal.
Thank your boyfriend for me,
Annie. I'm having a blast here.
Caleb isn't my boyfriend;
He was just worried about you.
Look, Ivy, I've been
in this situation.
They would have let you go
in, like, 24 hours
if they didn't think
that you were
actually a danger
to yourself.
And the doctor said
you just sit
with your arms crossed
and won't talk.
You know what? Talking it out
might work for some people
but that's not going to
make me feel any better.
Babe, they're not going
to let you go until
you just tell them
what they want to hear.
Nobody here gets it, guys.
Okay, nobody understands
what I'm going through.
And so talking about it
is not going to help.
We just want you to come home.
Can you just please tell us
what you want us to do?
You know what you can do?
You know what you can do? You
can just leave me alone, guys.
And stop bringing me things
like doughuts, okay?
'Cause I'm not, I'm not doing
it. I'm not baring my soul
to they jerks, and I don't care
about the consequence.
Okay? I don't care.
I'll just
play checkers here for the rest
of my life if I have to.
Gloria's actually
not bad competition
when she doesn't think
she's the Queen of England.
(sighs) That went well.
She's so angry.
I mean, I guess
I can't blame her.
She's got a point.
Bad things happen.
You can be sad without
having a mental illness.
Mmm. Speaking of
mental illness,
you got to be insane not to
try one of these doughnuts.
No, thanks.
I don't feel well.
Sorry, it isn't a
cancer thing, is it?
Naomi.
I'm really glad I told you guys
about my cancer gene.
Made me take my mind
right off of it.
Oh, Sil, I'm sorry.
I'm kidding, it's just...
I have my first mammogram today,
and...
you know, it's a routine thing
now that I know
I'm at high risk,
but I'm a little nervous.
You want us to
go with you?
No, thanks. Navid's taking me.
Oh, he's such a good guy.
I know you guys have had
your fair share of drama, but
I'm really glad to see you
back together and happy.
Yeah, I'm a lucky girl.
(doorknob jiggling)
Ah!
(sighs)
Doesn't anybody knock anymore?!
Okay, I'm sorry,
the lock's broken.
I didn't think anyone
would be in here.
What, could have been m*rder*d
by a stoned surfer
for my bowl of cereal.
I think you're going
to live. (chuckles)
Um, okay, I just came here
to get my lucky shoes
because I think I forgot them
when I packed up my things.
Oh, of course.
Uh, be my guest.
Cool.
So, uh, breakups, man, huh?
They are the worst.
But you look like you're dealing
with it, all dressed up.
Ready to meet a new guy?
(chuckles)
Wait, Ade, are you trying
to meet a new guy?
(sighs)
Because if that's the case,
I really think you should
give Dixon a second chance.
No, I'm meeting Austin,
my new manager.
He hooked us up
with a really huge meeting.
Oh, great.
That sounds cool.
Okay.
Navid, what is it?
Look, I know that
you guys had a fight,
but he's a good person.
Look, and he's been
helping me a lot.
Ade, do you ever
think that just maybe
he might be helping himself?
What's that
supposed to mean?
I know, I'm sorry that I jumped
to conclusions at Naomi's party.
I-I just...
I don't trust him.
Behind that cheesy country grin
and that oddly fit torso
is a guy that burned
down a house and tried
to frame his roommate for it.
All right, he panicked,
but at the end,
he ended up
doing the right thing.
So, you're giving him
a second chance but not Dixon?
Hey, just do me a favor:
Make sure he's looking out
for you and not himself.
Yeah.
Great. Now it's mushy.
NAOMI: Why can't all guys
be like Navid?
I mean, seriously, why did I
have to fall in love with a
dysfunctional billionaire?
Huh!
You're asking the girl
who fell for a priest.
Oh, right.
Please don't tell me
- you're still friends without benefits.
- Mm-hmm.
How is that possible?
Didn't you have that
amazing kiss
after my engagement party?
Yes, and it was one of the top
three kisses of my entire life.
But ever since then, not
even a peck on the cheek.
Okay, well, then you just
jump his bones already.
I can't, he's been
planning on being
a priest his whole life.
It's not exactly
like switching majors.
And after that kiss, we agreed
that we wouldn't do it again
until he knew he was ready.
So, what do you do all day?
Just sit around
and play checkers
like Ivy and
the Queen of England?
Well, we don't trust ourselves
in private.
So, we hang out in public
to avoid temptation.
Oh, right, because people don't
have sex in public places.
(sighs) Seriously,
you must have loins of steel.
I could never deal with that
kind of sexual frustration.
Yes! Yes! Okay?!
My loins are very,
very frustrated.
But, you know, it's kind
of romantic in a way.
I don't know, we
have another date
this afternoon at
the La Brea Tar Pit.
Ah, that's easy.
I know five places
at the tar pits
you can have sex.
Ugh.
Okay, fine.
Enjoy your old-fashioned
courtship and your cold showers.
As for me, I am going to
keep my mind off of PJ
by having a meeting
this afternoon with
a potential client,
Madison Stewart.
- The cosmetics heiress?! That's great!
- Mm-hmm.
I almost forgot you
were a party planner.
Business kind of
took a back burner
to my whirlwind romance,
but I am back, baby.
It's going to help me forget all
about the fact that last week
I was engaged and this week,
I'm not.
♪ ♪
Mm, eat your heart
out, Brad Pitt.
Man, I feel like an idiot.
Well, strap in, because
your life is going to be
completely crazy after your
premier tomorrow night, okay?
Here.
I want you to have these.
What are these, like your good
luck cufflinks or something?
No, but I did look pretty
great at last year's prom.
(chuckles)
Just saying.
Hey, I wanted to ask you
for your advice about Silver.
I wanted to apologize
for not being there
for all the gene
testing stuff.
I'm glad you stepped up.
You're a good friend.
Yeah, thanks.
I'm just freaking out a little bit.
I have to take her to an
appointment this morning,
and I'm afraid I'm going to say
something stupid, you know?
You don't really
have to say anything.
Just... just be
there for her.
Yeah, thanks, man.
Why is it so hard to be
the strong and silent type?
Sometimes I think it would
be better for Silver
if I took your advice:
Left for Princeton and let you
help her deal with this.
It'll be fine.
Got to get out of here. Hate
to keep you from your manicure
or your chest wax,
but, uh,
I will see you soon.
Okay, you joke, but seriously,
I'm in hell right now.
NAVID: I know.
I'm sorry, bro. You look good.
Madison, may I
top off your bubbly?
A second glass this early
in the day? (chuckles)
Oh, foo, why not.
Let's be naughty.
You are such a
breath of fresh air, Naomi.
You have no idea. I am so sick
of stuffy old party planners.
Well, thank you. Some
people see me and assume
I'm inexperienced,
but I like to look at
my youth as an asset.
I think we're going to have
a lot of fun working together.
I was so thrilled when I
found out you were available.
Yeah, as luck would have it,
I had an engagement that
was called off last minute.
Well, isn't that lucky.
Hm.
All right, what can
I help you with?
Birthday party, graduation?
I am getting married!
- (squeals) Uh-oh.
- Um...
That is so great for you.
Would you like
some more of this?
Oh, I'm...
There you go. (chuckles)
So happy for you.
It's going to be great.
Oh! A toast.
Whoo!
Hey...
I am so nauseous.
Oh, I'm sorry. My mom gave me
this cologne for Hanukah,
and (chuckles) it smells
like a rental car.
- It's not your cologne.
- (chuckles) Yeah?
It's, um, I think I'm just
nervous about the mammogram.
Hey, for what it's worth,
I hear it's painless.
And not that I would want to
put my boobs in a machine.
(chuckles)
Not that I have boobs.
Oh, yeah, this is exactly
how Liam told me not to act.
When did you see Liam?
This morning,
I wanted his advice,
because he went with
you to the doctor's,
and he was
helpful and quiet.
Now you're stuck with
a Persian Woody Allen.
(chuckles)
Sorry.
Erin Silver?
Yeah, that's her.
I guess you could
figure that one out.
I just have a few
standard questions
- before we begin the procedure.
- Okay.
Do you abuse alcohol,
tobacco or caffeine?
I really love tea;
I don't know if that matters.
Yeah, she's obsessed with it
like a meth head,
but for Earl Grey.
I have other patients waiting.
Oh, uh, sorry. Uh, please.
Is there any possibility
you could be pregnant?
Oh, no, that's not an issue.
Um, we're very responsible.
Silver?
(theme music playing)
I don't get it. How
could you be pregnant?
I mean, we just
got back together,
and it's been a while since you
broke up with that Greg creep.
He wasn't a creep.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's been a while
since you broke up
with that amazing
Greg guy.
Silver, I'm not mad. I just...
I feel like I deserve
an explanation.
There was someone else.
Um, it doesn't matter who it was
because he's not in my life.
It's just a random hookup.
You mean, you slept
with a stranger?
I was freaked out
and vulnerable, and it happened.
Now, you might be pregnant
with some random guy's baby.
We don't know that for sure,
okay?
I got to go back to the doctor
tomorrow.
Can't we just go to the drug-
store now and pee on a stick?
No, 'cause then I'll have
to still go to the doctor,
have it confirmed, and
I've just been through
too much uncertainty lately
to go through it again.
Okay, look.
Let's just stay calm
until we find out
the results, okay?
There's no reason to freak out
until we know for sure. Okay?
CALEB: The fake mammoths
are a little cheesy,
but this is still one of
my favorite places in L.A.
Yeah, me, too. And
you know what's crazy?
These mammoths knew how
dangerous the tar pits were,
but every once in a while,
they just get so thirsty
that they couldn't
help themselves.
And then they'd get stuck.
I guess, sometimes you
want something so bad,
you don't care about
the consequences.
I was going to go in a
completely different direction
with the whole mammoth metaphor,
but that works, too, yeah.
ADRIANNA: We're on time.
(chuckles) Believe me,
I will never be late
to another meeting
ever again.
Well, for some people, being
on time just isn't enough.
Okay, well, are you
going to finally tell me
who this meeting is with?
The suspense is k*lling me.
Your dad?
Uh-huh.
Hey.
Well...
look who just rolled out of bed
at the crack of noon.
And you must be what my son
considers "getting a job."
(chuckles) Hi.
AUSTIN: Dad,
this is Adrianna, my client.
Country music's
next rising star.
Oh, this is so exciting.
I am such a huge fan.
Well, honey, you're as pretty
as a prayer book. (chuckles)
But pretty sells
magazines, not records.
Well, Dad, they stopped calling
them records about 20 years ago.
And, uh, Ade here's
got real talent.
Well, if she's got talent,
she's got you.
What do you need me for?
A premiere venue.
Listen, I've been talking her up
to everybody in Nashville, okay?
But one song
at one of your shows
is all I need to take her
straight the top.
- Son, a Judd Ridge show is not open mic night.
- Yeah.
Now, honey, I've heard you
sing. I've heard your demos.
You're good, but if
you're not ready for this,
it's your butt hanging
out there, not his.
Now, do you honestly
think you can stand
in front of thousands of
my fans and win them over?
'Cause I'm going to
be honest with you,
You look a whole lot
more country club
than you do country star.
- Oh, well, I...
- Dad, Ade's not from Beverly Hills.
Yeah, she's been singing
country music her whole life.
Hell, it's in her blood.
Well, in that case, I got a
little show tomorrow night.
I think she'll fit right in.
I'll give your manager
all the details.
Country is in my blood?
Wha...
- Why did you have to lie like that?
- Because I'm your manager.
Trust me.
Caleb Walsh,
is that you?
Sister Mary-Katherine,
how nice to see you.
Sister Mary, this is,
uh, Annie Wilson.
She's a friend from CU.
Lovely to meet you.
You as well.
Well, I must be going; I'll
see you at Mass this Sunday.
(uneasy chuckle)
Okay, so that was
sufficiently awkward.
Caleb, we... we can't
keep going on like this.
It's just too hard. I mean,
what are we supposed to do?
I have to make a decision.
ANNIE: (sighs) Okay,
since when do nuns hang out
at La Brea Tar Pits?
Ugh, no clue. Are they even
allowed to believe in dinosaurs?
You know, because of the
whole Noah's Ark thing.
Good question. I'll
be sure to ask Caleb
if I ever see him again.
Oh...
Oh, no, okay. Uh, if I see
you in a wedding gown,
you're going to become Ivy's
new mental hospital roommate.
Relax. I have not lost my mind.
Well, maybe I have.
I agreed to plan Madison
Stewart's wedding.
After the whole PJ thing?
Are you sure
you can handle that right now?
I'm going to keep my emotions
out of it
and just get the job done.
Surgical.
Like an assassin.
(doorbell rings)
Hmm.
Oh, Diego, hi.
Ivy hasn't been
returning my calls.
Come in.
DIEGO: Look, I know that
she's been going through
and awful lot. Um, I just,
I got to talk to her,
see how she's doing.
Can you, get her for me?
Uh...
Okay, Ivy didn't want us
to tell you this,
but she's... not here.
Where is she?
Is she okay?
There were some people
who were concerned
about what she might
do, and... she was
put into a hospital
for observation.
What do you mean,
like a mental hospital?
Oh, she's fine. She's
fine. She's just mad.
DIEGO: What? Well, not,
not like that kind of mad.
Like angry mad.
She doesn't think the doctors
at Beverly Hills Psychiatric
are helping.
She won't listen to us.
Maybe you could
talk to her.
Talking's not what
she needs right now.
Hey...
Mm. Hey, I'm... I'm
not going to lie, okay?
I've been trying
in the past hour
not to freak out
in front of Silver,
and I could really
use a drink.
Silver okay?
Mm.
Did something turn up
on the mammogram?
Oh, she didn't even take
the mammogram.
Oh, why?
'Cause they don't let you
if you might be pregnant.
Yeah.
What?
Mm. Oh, she said
it was a random hookup,
it didn't mean anything.
Well... (laughs)
Oh, I guess it does now, right?
Naomi, how did you come up
with all this so fast?
It's almost as if
you've had this wedding planned
before we even met.
Yeah. Well, I'm
just that good.
Okay, what are you
thinking for napkins?
Um, deep forest
green, teal?
Naomi, come on!
It doesn't have to be
all work talk all the time.
Well, I'm just doing my job.
Keeping my eye on the prize.
Flowers.
You remind me
of my fiancé.
He's an entrepreneur, too.
I love him to pieces,
but sometimes,
it's, like, "Hello!
Anybody in there?"
He's so focused on work.
Ugh! He's so cute.
I just want to chop him up into
little pieces and eat him up.
Oh, well, will
you let me know
if you do that before
I hire the band?
Naomi,
everything you've shown me
has been so perfect,
so personal, but
I'm not really sure
about the venue.
What's wrong with
Bel Air Villa?
I mean, it's-it's
big, it's beautiful,
it has priceless
art everywhere...
Yeah, but so does my house.
I was hoping for something
super romantic, some place
truly special.
Okay.
An unforgettable spot
where I can stand
with my fiancé
and take our vows
and face the future, and know
that we're going to be together
for the rest of our lives.
Um...
that sounds really nice,
Madison.
I'm in love, Naomi.
If it were your wedding,
where would you want
to get married?
Um...
Okay... there is a place.
(laughs)
(beeps, lock buzzes)
Who told you I was here?
Your friends want me
to convince you to cooperate,
so the doctor will sign
your release papers.
Yeah, well, that's
not gonna happen.
I know that...
'cause we're getting you
the hell out of here.
(country music wailing)
♪ Gotta love the guitar ♪
♪ Love to hear it loud ♪
♪ If you don't like
what you hear ♪
♪ You should leave this crowd ♪
♪ We're keeping it country ♪
♪ Keeping it country
all the time ♪
♪ Well, this Southern climate
is my home ♪
♪ I got a hillbilly heart ♪
♪ Well, I been this way
from the start ♪
♪ I got a hillbilly heart ♪
♪ Hillbilly heart... ♪
(song ends)
Ow!
Whoo!
Good job, everybody!
We'll see you
at the show tonight.
Sounds great, guys.
That was a good set.
That was amazing.
That was just
a sound check.
Kinda gotta save my pipes
for the big show tonight.
(chuckling)
Oh, come on.
Don't let this old man
fool you.
My dad gives 100%
if the only person listening
is a deaf jazz fan.
Well, honey, tonight,
it's gonna take 200%.
Half of Nashville's
gonna be watching.
She's more than
ready, Dad.
Well, I guess we're gonna
find out, ain't we?
Mm-hmm.
Tell you what...
I'll see you later.
Me and... a few thousand
other people.
I can't wait.
See you, Dad.
Hey...
Come on.
Don't let him rattle you.
All right?
You're gonna be great.
I mean, you've
performed in front of
bigger crowds than this.
Yeah, crowds of teenagers.
I've never sung a
country song
in front of half of
Nashville before.
- What if fall flat on my face?
- You won't.
You only get one
second chance, Austin.
This is mine.
Look, you know, what if
your dad was right?
If I'm not ready,
this is my career
on the line.
Hey, you're not gonna
chicken out, okay?
This is already a done deal,
and I am not failing in
front of him again.
Wow, you sound
just like Dixon.
Putting your career
in front of me?
Hey, I am not like Dixon.
Yeah, maybe you're
even worse, okay?
'Cause even Dixon
wouldn't burn down a house
and frame his roommate
for it.
Hey...
I had to do what I had to do
to protect someone, okay?
There's a lot more to that story
that you don't know.
Okay, I don't know
anything anymore.
Except that maybe working
with you was a huge mistake.
I gotta go.
Hey!
Hey!
MADISON: Oh... my God.
It's the perfect wedding spot!
Oh, I've dreamed of
getting married here
ever since I was
a little girl.
How is this available
on such short notice?
Uh, last-minute
cancelation.
Okay, try to picture it:
The music, the breeze,
the sun is shining
through the trees,
and you're standing across
from the man you love and...
thought you were gonna spend
the rest of your life with.
It's gonna be
like a dream.
I even have
the dress picked out.
It's perfect.
I saw it this morning.
Of course, we'll have
to make some adjustments,
because I'm not as totally
perfect as that girl,
'cause we can't all
be supermodels.
Um... PJ Hillingsbrook
got married?
Yeah. Lucky girl.
He's the most eligible bachelor
in Beverly Hills.
Do you know him?
Okay, two weeks ago,
I thought Preston was the love
of my life.
We were gonna get married here.
I was dumb enough to think
that he could love me
more than his money.
Oh, my God.
Naomi, are you okay?
No, no, I am not okay!
Everything he said
to me was a lie!
I was a fool
because I believed that...
that love like this
instant, real, lasting love
would actually exist.
And you know what?
It doesn't!
It doesn't exist.
So if you want to get married,
go ahead,
but do not say
that I didn't warn you.
(footsteps approach)
ANNIE: Are you okay?
And do you really think
that you're gonna be up
to going
to Liam's movie premiere?
Of course. I'm fine.
(sighs)
What a joke.
(laughs)
The guy I was stupid enough
to think
I found true love with
married another girl.
You should have seen the look
on poor Madison's face
when I told her there's
no such thing as true love.
Wait. You said
that to Madison?
Your client?
The bride?
Yeah. It's better she finds out
the truth now rather than later.
Naomi, I know
that you got hurt,
but it's not
really your place
to crush another
girl's dreams.
Okay, first of all,
they're not dreams,
they're fairy tales.
And secondly, I can throw
the most perfect wedding
in the world,
and it's still just smoke and
mirrors that hide the truth.
Love does not exist.
Now, would you be a dear
and fill up my wine glass?
I'm parched.
Mmm...
Thank you so much for
letting me borrow this.
It looks perfect
on you.
Well, you'd think
I would have gone
and spent some
time shopping
for my big movie
premiere, but nope.
Hey, you've been
dealing with a lot.
I think it's okay
that you don't feel
like shopping on Robertson.
- What, is this what you're wearing?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, ouch!
Yeah, you show up
in this level of sexy
with the new manager
on your arm,
you're just begging for Navid
to m*rder an ice sculpture.
Okay, well, Austin is
not coming with me.
I don't know if I'm ready
to just jump into
another doomed partnership,
you know?
Yeah, I do.
You're so lucky you have Navid.
He seriously is the best.
Yeah, he is.
I love him.
He deserves better.
Wait.
What are you talking about?
Nothing. Uh, do you think
that these will go?
Silver, you can trust me.
If there's something wrong,
you can tell me.
It's just between us.
Okay.
(sighs)
I think I might
be pregnant.
- It's not Navid's.
- Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know. I told Navid
that it was
just a random hookup,
but that's not true.
And I thought that I could
just get the guy out of my head,
but I mean, if I'm pregnant
with his kid, then
how can I keep pretending that
I don't have feelings for him?
Wait. You have feelings
for this other guy?
I don't know.
Maybe.
I think I might.
Okay, but you just said
that you love Navid.
I do. I love Navid, but...
but isn't it possible
to have feelings for two people
at the same time?
Yeah, it is.
But Silver, we're not
in high school anymore.
If you really are pregnant,
then you can't play games.
You have to tell
the father of the baby
and make a decision.
Oh, you have no idea how good
it feels to be out of there!
(chuckles)
Couldn't stand the thought
of you rotting in that place.
Yeah, well, I guess
I just didn't know
how to deal with how I
was feeling, you know?
I really freaked
some people out.
Hell, it freaked me out.
Okay, so you broke me
out of the nut house.
What's the plan?
I mean, you want to get
matching henna tattoos?
A few years ago, my
brother was k*lled.
He started
messing around
with a g*ng,
thought it was
the only way to
make real money.
And then one day he,
uh, he was gone.
Diego, I'm so sorry.
I was so angry.
Felt so... powerless.
There was no way for
me to tell anybody
in words what
I was feeling,
so I started painting this.
And ever since then,
whenever I have something
I feel like I can't put
into words,
I come here.
And now it's your turn.
Those people think
you're crazy, Ivy.
I know you're not.
How can anybody know
how you feel inside?
WOMAN: Liam!
Okay, thanks for riding
with me in this thing.
WOMAN 2: Liam! Liam, can
we have your autograph?!
Naomi sounded a little
drunk on the phone,
and I have no idea
where Navid's at.
(chuckles) Well, I'm sorry.
He and Silver wanted
some alone time together.
But I'm here,
and I'm so excited for you.
Well, I'd be
a little more excited
if I could get this
damn thing to cooperate.
Here.
(sighs)
Don't be nervous, okay?
The movie is
the hard part.
The premiere is
the fun part.
Yeah. I guess I just
got a lot on my mind.
You miss Vanessa, huh?
(scoffs)
Not really.
There is someone else, though.
So soon? Liam, don't you think
you should give your heart
some time
to heal before moving on?
Yeah, I guess I should have.
(chuckles)
I got involved with a girl
who worked on this film,
and, uh, she's with
someone else now.
And she's gonna be here tonight,
and I have no idea what to say.
And on top of all that...
she might be pregnant.
(fans cheering, whistling)
(sighs)
(door opens)
CALEB: Hello?
(door closes)
(exhales sharply)
Uh, hey, if you're busy,
I could...
No, I, uh...
I just didn't know
if I was ever
gonna hear from you again.
I didn't either.
I'm so sorry for putting
you through this.
I've never been
in a situation
like this before.
I don't even know how
to pray about this.
Yeah. It hasn't been easy
for either of us.
It's just, ever
since I was a kid,
I knew I was meant to be a priest,
and then you came along and...
I'm starting to think
maybe there's
a different plan for me,
which is confusing
and it doesn't
help matters...
you look really, really
beautiful right now.
How do people decide
on these things?
Do they really decide
or do they just
let things happen?
Believe me, I wish I knew.
Wait. Um...
Are you sure?
No...
but sometimes you want
something so bad,
you don't care about
the consequences.
(Annie moans)
So, I Googled her.
Uh, who?
Who do you think?
The new Mrs.
PJ Hillings-Skank.
Apparently,
she's some supermodel...
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Naomi.
Whatever. (chuckles)
Seemed a little too perfect,
didn't it?
That's because it was.
Ooh, where can you get
a drink around here?
Uh... (chuckles)
Hey, have you seen Silver?
I really need
to talk to her.
Yeah, I think
she's by the end
of the red carpet
with some friends
from the movie.
Cool.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, it's just...
yeah, she, uh... she told me
about the pregnancy.
Yeah, we're still waiting
for the doctor.
I'm gonna feel so much better
when we know for sure.
Yeah, I don't know how much
better you'll feel.
Do you believe it?
Here I am in the
same situation
we were in three
years ago.
I guess I'm destined
to raise a stranger's baby.
You really are a great guy.
Silver's a great girl.
If the other guy
meant nothing to her,
then I guess I'm in.
Well, great.
I'm really happy for you.
Ade, hey.
What's going on?
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Uh, I know you, and I can tell
when there's something huge
you're trying not to say.
Did Silver say something to you?
You need to talk to Silver.
That's all
I can say.
I'm sorry.
Ade.
Well...
so that happened.
(soft chuckle)
Now that it did,
I hope you don't feel
like you made a mistake.
Annie, I'll never
regret it.
It's beautiful, Ivy.
It's weird; it kind of felt
like Raj was somehow with me
when I was painting it,
you know?
Like I was actually finally
able to say good-bye.
I'm sorry I didn't call,
Diego.
Hey, you don't have
to apologize to me,
ever, okay?
(siren whooping)
♪ ♪
Congrats.
I gotta tell
you something.
Um, look.
I'm not trying to
ruin the night...
By telling me you're
pregnant with my baby.
Yeah, Navid told me.
He thinks I'm his confidant.
I don't know
that for sure
and I should be
the one to tell you.
It's just, I need
some time to process
everything that's
going on right now.
Silver, I don't.
I-I let you
be with Navid
because I thought
that's what you wanted.
But if you're carrying my baby,
that changes things.
Maybe we're the ones
that are meant to be together.
Liam, can we get a shot
of you and your girlfriend?
Oh...
Yeah, yeah, sure,
go ahead.
Thank you.
(phone ringing)
I gotta take this.
Hello?
It wasn't a stranger.
It was you.
You slept with Silver.
Wait. She told you?
No. You just did.
Son of a b*tch.
Oh, my God.
Navid!
It all makes sense now
why you were trying
to get me to go back
to Princeton, all of it!
'Cause you were just trying
to get me out of the way,
- so you could sleep with my girlfriend.
- Wait, what?
It was just one night;
It's not like
we were carrying on some
secret relationship.
Oh, then never mind;
It's all good.
You were thousands of miles away;
I was taking care of her.
- You took care of her all right, buddy!
- Stop it!
And now, now it's too late
'cause she's having your kid.
Stop it, guys,
stop it!
I'm not pregnant, okay?
That was the doctor,
and I'm not pregnant
with anyone's baby.
Can we just forget it?
No, I don't think we can.
Austin, what are you doing here?
Uh, we need to talk.
Hm?
You know I've been working with
Ade on some country music, right?
Yeah, except for the brawl
at Naomi's, seems like
- you guys were off to a really good start.
- Until she quit on me.
Says she can't trust me
because I framed Dixon
for the fire.
Austin, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, me, too.
And that's why
I need your help.
Now, you and I both know
what really happens,
so I just need you
to talk to her.
And tell her what?
I mean, if I were to call Ade
and say, "Trust me,
he's a really good guy,"
why should she believe me?
And I'd have to tell her
the whole story.
Well, then tell her the truth.
Tell her I was protecting Dixon
and protecting you.
Look, Austin, this is
a really bad time for this.
I'm sorry, I-I can't do that.
What do you mean you can't?
Are you kidding me, Annie?
Listen, I got kicked
out of school.
I made real sacrifices for you.
I'm asking you to step up
and do what's right.
Talk to Ade and vouch for me.
Oh, but you don't understand,
okay?
I really can't tell Ade
or anyone
about that right
now because
there are other people involved,
and having it come out
that I was a prost*tute
is the last thing
that I need.
I can't believe I thought
you'd help me.
(incredulous laugh)
Oh, my God, did that
really just happen?
I know.
Love really screws people up,
doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
When it's real.
(soft gasp)
Is this normal?
Feels like it's a really long time.
Something's up.
I've been picked up
for tagging before,
but it's never like this.
Why didn't he give
back your ID?
Maybe because
he knows it's fake.
Dude, why would you
give him a fake ID?
Because I don'tn'
have a real one.
I'm in this country
illegally.
Oh, my God! Oh, my... Diego,
how have you not told me this?
Because it hasn't made
a difference up until now.
Ivy, cops look the other way
on tagging an stuff,
but if they figure out
I'm the one
who broke you out
of the hospital,
- that's a felony; I'll get deported.
- Okay.
Looks like I got positive ID
on the suspect in the 207.
I gotta get out of here.
No, Di... Diego...
IVY: Wait! Come on!
Hey!
(bag of ice crackling)
You ever going to
tell me about Liam?
I thought it was
just a mistake...
that it didn't matter.
I didn't see a point
in hurting you for no reason.
Navid, I love you.
Back when you told me
it was a stranger,
you said
it didn't mean anything.
At least tell me
that part was true.
(sighs)
(door opening)
(knocking)
♪ ♪
Naomi.
What are you doing here?
When you showed me
that picture of PJ at his wedding,
I thought I would never
believe in love again,
that everything was a lie
between him and I,
but today, I saw something that
made me realize I was wrong.
I wish I never showed
you that picture.
I feel awful.
Oh, no, don't.
Yes, PJ married another girl
30 seconds after he broke up
with me,
but that would make anyone
feel crappy about love.
It's not love that sucks,
it's PJ.
Just because
there's one
horrible guy out there doesn't
mean the rest of them are.
There are really good guys
out there.
Actually, I loved
a really good guy once.
What I'm trying to say is,
real love exists,
and it is worth fighting for.
Preston Hillingsbrook
doesn't deserve you.
No, he doesn't and I hope his
slutty bride gives him herpes.
So... does it mean you'll
still plan my wedding?
Yes, of course.
I am so glad,
because, honestly, I can't
imagine anyone else doing the job.
I feel like we have
some kind of connection.
I swear, you were meant
to be at this wedding.
(knocking)
Speak of the devil,
there's the groom now.
MADISON: Naomi, I'd
like you to meet...
Max.
Naomi?