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02x14 - Girl Fight!

Posted: 07/18/23 07:00
by bunniefuu
Previously, on 90210...
I'm done dating.

I mean it, Silver.

I like you more than
I've ever liked anyone.

This is my sister Savannah,
ean it, Silver.

back from boarding school.
This is Dixon.

Nice to meet you.

The guy's a huge player, right?

Yeah.

I don'tt think

me and Silver are over yet.

We're talking about getting
back together again.

Got a text from Ivy saying

I had to come over here, that you

had something you
wanted to tell me.

(both panting)

I think it's time for
me to see my birth mom.

I know this guy's a
drug dealer.panting)

I've been buying from
Jasper for the last month.

You're a drug dealer.

And you accidentally
ran over my uncle.

Apparently, they're doing

random locker searches,

something to do with dr*gs.

Navid.

Come on.

Let's go.

Wow, this has been a
productive afternoon. Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

Keep your eyes on the
road there, partner.

Any word from Navid?

No, and if I leave him any
more messages,, partner.

I'm gonna seem stalker-ish.

You know, there's no way
that that coke was his.

We're talking about Navid here.

I cAn't believe got suspended

when he's so clearly innocent.

It's a travesty of justice.

At least he wasn't expelled.

Or expunged.

Oh, my God, what's that,
like, death by sponge?

Yep, exactly.

You know, I bet his parents
confiscated his phone

and his computer,
and he has no idea

that I'm trying to
reach out to him.

(groans) I feel so helpless. Hey,

he's gonna be okay.

Hey! Annie!

, hey, guys.

Looks like you've been doing
some serious shopping.

Yes.

One of us has.

You should actually come with us.

We have about 20 minutes
left before the shops close,

and I am still looking
for the perfect LGD.

Little Gold Dress.

(laughs): Ah, of course.

Well, I-I would love to...

Come on.

Uh, yeah, well, um,

sorry, I can't.

So I'll see you later.

O-kay.

See you later, Annie.

Bye, Annie.

You hungry? Not really.

Okay, come on, Annie,

u said that you would
give me a chance.

What-what do you mean?

Okay? I'm giving you a chance.

We're here, aren't we?

We're hanging out-
what do you want?

What I want

is to have things
how they used to be.

I want you to come
over to my house,

tomorrow night.

What do you say?

I say I-I have homework.

Come on, we used to always
hang out at my house.

Damn it!

Just... You know what,
I'm getting really

sick and tired of this
attitude of yours.

We had a deal.

And you know what's at stake.

Okay.

I'll go to your house.

Hey.

Hey.

(locker closes)

I've been looking all over for you.

We should talk.

Yeah. Yeah, we should.

So, what are you thinking?

I want to get back together.

(giggles)

Cool.

Cool.

(giggles)

Good morning.

Good morning, sweetheart.
Somebody's in a good mood.

(chuckles) (Annie sniffs)

Are you wearing cologne?

Maybe a splash.

Well, I have to go
clear my nose out.

So what happened,
did you win the lottery last night

or something? Not exactly.
(chuckles)

But I did wake up
with a good feeling.

I think something that I've
been really worried about

is finally gonna work out.

DEBBIE: Is this about
your birth mother?

Did she e-mail you back?

No. No, she didn't.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no, no, no.
It's, it's cool, it's fine.

You know, so she doesn't
want to see me; big deal.

(chuckles) She has
her own life, right?

And you're okay?

Me? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

Things are good.

And they're gonna get better.

Yeah.

u know what? Got to
get ready for school.

Don't want to be late. Okay.

Mwa! Have a good day.

See you, bub. Peace.

y.

Hey.

I've been looking for you.

We should talk.

Yeah.

So... what are you thinking?

(sighs)

Oh. Look,

I really, really care
about your friendship.

I mean, and I-I really,

really want us to be friends.

Still into Teddy, huh?

No. It's... it's not like
it's an either/or thing,

Teddy or Dixon.

Look, it has nothing
to do with Teddy.

I just...

I don't feel that way
about you anymore.

Or right now.

I'm-I'm sorry.

But I really... Really, really

want to be friends, huh?

Yeah.

d I'm serious about that.

I like having you back
in my life, and...

I want it to stay that way.

(big sigh): Okay.

It will.

Okay.

How's the burger?

It's not bad.

You want a bite?

No, I'm fine.

Want a bite of my
extremely dry chicken?

No.

But I'm sorry it's dry.

You want me to run up and
get you something else?

Oh, no. I was

just making a little joke.

Oh.

Apparently, a bad one.

No, it wasn't bad, it was...

it was funny.

(chuckles)

I was actually doing some
reading about boats yesterday.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Apparently, the earliest
boats were built

over 40,000 years ago.

They weren't, like,
cruise ships or anything...

More liknoes?

Yes, exactly. Canoes.

Hey, potato head.

Oh! What the hell!

Be preparedo go down!

Not gonna happen, sucker!

(laughing): Careful! Ow!

Okay, okay!

Liam, I give up, okay?

Mercy. Geez.

That's what I'm talking about!

Whoo!

Later, loser. Bye, Naomi.

Bye.

(clears throat)

Sorry about that.

What were we talking about?

Canoes.

Canoes. Exactly.

(humming a tune)

Hey, Ives.

Hey! What's up?

You're totally over Liam, right?

Me?

Uh, yeah. I mean

I mean, I'm-I'm the one that got
you guys together, remember?

Yeah. No, I know, I know.

I just wanted to double-check,

because I could really use
your help on something.

And in exchange, I will give
you some fabulous fashion tips.

First of All, you should
burn that T-shirt.

Yeah, listen, Naomi,
I-I really got to go, okay?

No, please, listen,
i-it's me and Liam, okay?

We obviously have
incredible sexual chemistry.

Good to know. Look, I really...

It's just, I don't understand
why he's so stiff around me.

Uh, outside the bedroom.

Inside, like I said,
he's plenty stiff.

Right, like you said.

I'm just trying

really, really hard,
and it seems like

he's completely
uncomfortable around me.

But then I see him with you,
and he is so relaxed,

throwing French fries...

(sighs): What do you
think the problem is?

Look, you know,
I-I'm not really sure.

It's not like I spend

a lot of time with
the two of you, so...

Yeah, you're right.

We should all do
something together.

(scoffs)

Excuse me?

Well, he's clearly more
relaxed around you,

and maybe it'll rub
off on me, you know?

Please? I really want this
relationship to work out.

Yeah. Okay.

Let's all do something together.

You know what?
I know just the thing.

Yes! Thank you! Thank you!

Hey. Come in.

My parents are away.

We have the whole
house to ourselves.

Look, Annie, I know

what's been the problem between us.

We haven't been connecting lately,

and I think it's because...

we haven't been intimate.

Intimate?

If we have sex,
then you'll remember

how magical things
used to be between us.

You'll remember our
special connection.

Now, come here.

(exhales)

Jasper, no.

No?

What do you mean, no?

I mean...

I-I can't sleep with you.

(stamps foot) You have to!

I mea... I mean,

you have to...

You have to give us a chance.

Are you...

Are you saying that if I
don't have sex with you,

you're gonna go to the police?

Don't be vulgar, Annie.

What I want is what's good

for both of us.

I just want...

us to have a real chance.

Sync by honeybunny
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Mm, Jasper, no.

I can't. (shudders)

I...

I can't have sex with you,
(shudders)

a-and... and I can't be in
a relationship with you.

I just... I can't.

And if that means

you have to go to the police,

then you have to go to the police.

You don't mean that.

Yeah, I do. You don't
mean that, Annie.

ah, I do!

And if you love me,
like you claim to,

and you want even

the slimmest chance of
us getting back together,

then you won't go to the police.

'Cause if you go to the police,

that's it.

Th-That chance that we
might get back together,

that one-in- a-million chance,

it'll be gone.

(door opens)

(door slams)

Naomi, stick around a second.

I want to talk to you.

Um, any similarities
between my paper

and the Wikipedia entry is
purely coincidental, so...

No, it's not that.

Oh, so I was just kidding.

So what's up?

I'm just checking in.

I want to see how you're
holding up since Jen.

Oh.

Yeah, I am okay.

Good. I'm glad.

Hey, uh, I actually have

some of her stuff.

It's mostly clothes,
and it's probably expensive.

You know what, just throw it out.

Or better yet,

put it up on eBay

and buy yourself a
new pair of shoes.

Look, I just want you to know,
if there's anything

that you need... I'm fine,

Mr. Matthews.

Okay.

Are-are you all right?

I mean, she was pretty
awful to you, too,

using you to bait
rich men or whatever.

What's that?

She told me it looked good for
her to be dating a teacher.

That way, rich men wouldn't think

that she was just
after their money.

I'm sorry, I... I didn't
realize it would bother you.

I mean, she's clearly a sociopath.

Yeah, I know, yeah.

Um, you know,
don't worry, I'm fine.

You're going to be late
for your next class.

Yeah.

(knocks) Hey, you busy?

No, I'm just slacking
off a little bit,

'cause Navid's not here.

Oh, great.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have brought him up.

Have you been able
to get ahold of him?

No.

But in a way, it's actually easier.

You know, not being able to see him

or talk to him.

It makes my heart hurt less.

Does that make me
a horrible person?

No. Trust me, I get it.

In history, we're learning about
medieval t*rture techniques.

And I got to say sitting
next to Alexa for 40 minutes

pretty much trumps impalement.

Well, when I pass
Navid in the hallway,

it's like I can't breathe.
I saw Alexa

getting out of her car
on La Brea, Uh-huh.

and I walked into a lamppost.

Shut up.

I'm serious. True story.

I had a lump on my
head and everything.

Still didn't hurt
as much as my heart.

Okay, you win.

You are most miserable.

Yes!

You (chuckles)iserable. Sorry.

Been awhile since I won anything.

(laughing)

Cheers.

Here's to being miserable.

Being miserable.

You guys are going to die
when you see the view

from the top of this hike.

I'm talking full 360.

Right on.

Being outdoors reminds me L.A.
's got more to offer than Botox.

I know I love the outdoors.

All thocks, dirt.

Chance to wear khaki.

You know, it's funny,
I never thought you'd like hiking.

Well, I am full of surprises.

Come on, guys, let's geing.

Let's do it.

Sorry this isn't really your thing.

I just thought, u know,
getting outside,

a little physical activity,

help you guys, I don't know,
get out of your heads, whatever.

No, I totally agree.

I mean, it's already working.

He fist-bumped me.

So what exactly is a seitan burger?

It's like a burger,
except instead of the burger part,

it has seitan.

I don't know.

It sounds to me like you're it
has s eating a Satan burger.

(laughing) Well,
it is the best thing you can get

for six dollars and
sixty-six cents.

See, this is-- this is nice, right?

Nice hanging out,

being friends.

Yeah, it is.

Hey, so, uh,

have you heard back

from your birth mother?

Um, no.

No, actually.

But you know, it's cool, though.

m kind of used to being rejected.

(laughing) xon.

Aw, come on, I'm just joking.

Hey, what's up?

SILVER: Hmm. Looks like
Teddy's still hanging out

with that girl from the dance.

Can't believe they're actually
still seeing each other.

This is like a long-term
relationship for him.

(laughs)

You... you met her
at the dance, right?

What's she like?

Oh, um...

I don't know.

Wasn't really paying attention.

She looks really friendly.

Yeah, are you almost
done with your burger?

I can get the check.

Check, please?

Hi.

Hi.

Look, I know I'm way
out of line here,

but I have to tell you,

I think you're
making a huge mistakE

rejecting a great
guy like my brother.

TEDDY: Savannah.

I'm sorry.

We're just leaving.

Im sorry, I just had
to say my piece.

I mean, he's never bEen like this

over a girl before.
I just can't stand...

Leaving now. Okay.

I'm rEally sorry.

Good to see you again, Dixon.

Wait, you-- you knew?

You knew this whole time that
that girl was Teddy's sister?!

Yeah, but...

Kind of, yeah.

Silver, look, Teddy's a player,

and he's always going
to be one, all right?

He didn't hurt you just now,

but eventually he would have.

And I care about you.

I just wanted to protect you.

No. You have no right to
make that decision for me.

Silver...

No. I-I don't even want to hear it.

What kind of friend are you?

I'm just saying it's not
always easy listening to Coach

because I'm a way better
surfer than he is.

I'm hoping you didn't
tell him that. Oh, I did,

except I think I used the words

suck my...

which is not such a good idea.
You okay, Naomi?

(breathlessly): Yeah,
just taking my time.

Enjoying the great outdoors.

Hey, watch out for that poison oak.
What?! Where?!

Sorry, to the left. Where?!

No, no, my left. What?!

By the garter snake. What?!

Come on.

Sorry I couldn't
make it to the top.

Well, stop. Don't be silly.

Yeah, I mean the view isn't
even really that great.

You might as well just

buy the postcard, right?

Liam...

would you mind filling
up my canteen?

I'm really thirsty.

Yeah, you got it.

Just so you know, I'm on to you.

What?

You've been trying
to make me look bad

because you still like Liam.

Okay, Naomi, that's ridiculous.

Oh, wow, what's worse--

u're too much of a
coward to admit it.

Ugh.

u're too much of I
am not a coward.t.

Oh, really?

Well, then come clean.

Fine.

I like him.

I like him a lot.

And you know what,
you guys suck as a couple.

That's not true.

Okay, so why'd you ask for my help?

Just stay away from him.

That's going to be hard.

I mean, we are on the
surf team together.

Well, then it's going to be hard
for me to not take you down.

I'd really like to see you try.

Oh, honey, you have no idea
what you're up against.

Hey.

Mind if I sit with you?

Sure.

Um, look, man, I have
something I got to tell you.

sh**t.

Um, Silver was really into you
at the Winter Wonderland Dance,

and she was going to tell you.

But when she saw u with Savannah,

she thought that you were
flirting with another girl.

She was?

She did?

And I... I let her think that.

And when she was feeling
really vulnerable,

that's when I kissed her.

So, you should know that the
kiss didn't mean anything to her.

All right? I lied when I said we
might be getting back together,

and I lied when I told you she
wanted you to leave her alone.

What the hell, bro?

Yeah. You should punch me.

Look, I can give you
a bunch of excuses

to why I did what I did, all right?

I was rejected by Silver.

I've been rejected by my birth mom.

I failed a math test that I studied
for for three frickin' hours.

But the truth is,
none of that matters.

None of those excuses
are good enough.

But the truth is,
none of So...matters.

(sighs)

You should punch me.

(chuckles)

(groans)

(coughs)

(groans) Okay...

I deserved that.

Yeah, you did.

You screwed up.

At least you came clean.

Well, I feel better.

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, well, not-not better.

So, uh... what now?

Silver likes you, man.

Go for it.

GIA: Okay, pity party checklist.

First thing we need, sad movies.

SILVER: Okay.

Um, The Way We Were,
An Affair to Remember,

P.S. I Love You, The Notebook.

Oh, not The Notebook.

I watched that with Alexa.

Love Story?

Does anyone die?

Yes, and she's so young, too.

Perfect.

(laughing)

Hey.

Oh, hi.

Alexa, this is Adrianna.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

You, too.

Um, so listen, I was wondering

if maybe we could
talk at some point?

Yeah, sure.

Cool. Well, um,
I'll call you later?

Okay.

Maybe she wants to
get back together.

Yeahght.

Well, y else would
she want to talk?

Who knows? Maybe
she's still mad at me

for saying that Rachel
McAdams was hot.

Did I tell you we got in a fight
when we watched The Notebook?

Okay, well, I hope it works out.

Besides, a true pity party

is a solo affair, right?

It was actually harder to
track down than I expected.

I had to call nearly a
dozen auto body shops,

pretending to be a guy
from your insurance company

before I struck gold. But I did.

I struck gold.

They were very cordial, meticulous.

They kept excellent records.

That photo, however,

was a real bonus.

Is this a threat?

It's a present.

You know what?

You win.

You want to get back together?

No.

If you want people to
know what I did, then...

I'll tell them.

I'm going to confess.

Hi, Liam!

(laughs): Oh.

Well, aren't you cute?

You look like a little wet seal.

I hope no one clubs you.

I think I'll be fine.

I'm actually just going to head
back into the water with Liam.

Well, you have fun, now.

I'll just be waiting for
him when he gets back.

All oiled up!

Hi.

Hi.

Dixon told me the truth.

About the dance and
Savannah and-and everything.

Yeah, uh...

thought Savannah was a girl.

Well, obviously, she's a girl,

but I thought that shs a girl-girl,

not like a sister-girl.

Well, she's a sister-girl.

I'm sorry for assuming the worst

and for overreacting.girl.

You know, and kissing Dixon.

He did tell you about that, right?

Y-Yeah. Yeah, I knew about that.

And it's okay.
I don't, I don't really care.

What I care about is what
you were going to tell me

at the dance-- you know,
when you were coming up to talk to me

before the whole mix-up
with my sister-girl.

(chuckles uncomfortably)

You wanted to get together, huh?

Yeah. I wanted to get together.

No.

No?

I freaked out because I
thought you were a player,

and, I mean, come on, you are.

You've already been with,
like, two girls

since we'veen back
to school, and...

You' That was because I thought with,
like, you didn't like me.

Now that I know,
things are different...

Teddy, stop.

How much could you like me

you were abl to move on so quickly?

(engine starts)

I'll take another.

Drinking on a school night, huh?

(ckles)

Hair of the dog.

Last night was a school night, too.

You gonna tell on me or something?

Those who live in glass houses...

Let's just say it's been
a rough couple of weeks.

I hear that.

(chuckles)

I'm Laurel.

I'm Ryan.

ould you excuse me, Ryan,

while I go put some real
music on that jukebox?

Hey, you.

You look good out there.

Hey.

Aren't you cold?

Oh, I'm one of those people
who usually runs really hot.

Oh. (laughs)

So, I brought you some food.

Figured you'd worke

a great, big appetite
t there. Sure did.

What you got in there?

Just some sandwiches. Ooh.

Looks lie you got a bunch.
Mind if I grab one?

This is really nice of you, Naomi.

Thanks. My pleasure.

COACH: Oh, no, I'm cool.

Uh, Liam, can I talk
to you for a second?

Yeah, sure.

I'll be right back.

Turkey and sprouts? Good choice.

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Hey. What the--

I'm so sorry. That was
totally an accident.

Whatever. I'm out of here.

Ow! Oops!

What the hell?! Sorry.

An accident.

(roars)

(screams)

(both grunting)

Get the hell off me!

You crazy--

(Naomi grunting)

(both grunting)

What is wrong with you?

(both grunting) Geez!

LIAM: Naomi!

You crazy b*tch!

What is wrong with you?

(screams) Naomi! Ivy, Ivy!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

(Naomi screaming)

Relax. Relax.

Stop!

What the hell is going on?

What is going on is
that Ivy has been

trying to break us
up this whole time!

Okay, that is obviously not
what I was trying to do.

Liam, the girl is crazy.

Stop it! Stop it!

er since I asked u for help,

you've been working against me.

But the truth is,

I shouldn't have asked
you in the first place.

'Cause you know what?

She's not the problem.

We are the problem.

I wouldn't have had to ask
that she-devil for help

if it hadn't been so
awkward between us.

And I have been trying so hard,

so unbelievably hard to
be polite and perfect

and to prove that we
have something in common.

But you know what?
I am done trying.

I'm done. This is me, Liam.

I don't give a crap about
how to build a boat.

And I don't do french fry fights.

And I hate nature. I hate it!

If you think I am ever,
ever going on another hike again,

you are out of your freaking mind.

And if you don't like me...
for who I am,

then that's just too damn bad!

(laughs)

Mm-mmm.

I refuse to answer that.

Come on. Come on!

They're different.

Yeah, but if you had to choose.

Had to? Yeah.

o's going to make me?

Maybe I am.

(sighs) Now, come on.

Spill. Who was better in bed?

Keith Richards or Mick Jagger?

(sighs)

Sorry, I don't kiss and tell.

Here you go.

Although...

Steven Tyler had it
over both of them.

Steven Tyler?

(laughs)

Huh.

Okay, your turn.

Why are you really
drinking on a school night?

I'm guessing either you got dumped,

or your indie rock
band just broke up.

I don't have a rock band.

You know the best way to
get over someone, right?

What's that?

Hair of the dog.

So, what did you
want to talk about?

I made a huge mistake,

and I want to get back together.

Why? I mean, are you jealous

'cause I've been
hanging out with Ade?

'Cause we're just friends.

No. It has nothing to do with her.

It has to do with us and
how much I miss you.

So...

Will you give me another shot?

Screw Paris.

(sobs)

Oh...

(sobbing): Oh...

Screw Paris and music
and all that stuff

you thought you stole from me.

(sobs)

I don't care.
Don't you believe that?

(sniffling): Hey.

Room for one more
at this pity party?

Of course.

Sit.

at did Alexa say?

I was so sure she'd want
to get back together.

Yeah, well, she just wanted to
give me back some of my stuff.

Sweetie, I'm so sorry.

You are fantastic and wonderful.

And Alexa is an idiot for
ever letting you get away.

Whatever. I'd rather
hang out with you anyway.

(laughs)

All right. We are going
to be starting this over.

Be prepared to cry.

That's why I came.

(laughs)

I brought reinforcement.

(sentimental music plays)

For you. For you.

(sighs)

Wh-What are you doing here?

I couldn't stop...

thinking about what you said.

I want that
one-in-a-million chance.

Wait. So you're not gonna...?

Go to the police? No.

I love you too much.

If you love something, set it free.
And if it comes back, then it's yours.

Just come back to me, Annie, okay?

(sighs)

(sobs quietly)

MASSEUR: Feeling any better?

Mm, much.

Thank you, but I will definitely
need you to come back tomorrow.

Getting into a girl
fight uses muscles

I don't usually work
out at the gym.

Same time?

Yes, thank you.

See you then.

See you.

Mm...

Umu, uh, have a visitor.

It's all right. He can come in.

You didn't really have to
come all the way over here.

I actually prefer
to be broken up with

over the phone. It's much less...

So, girl fights turn you on?

(chuckles) Look,

I've been feeling distant from you

ever since we got back together.k,

and I couldn't figure
out what was wrong,

why we weren't connecting.

You've been so polite

and so unlike the
girl that I fell for.

I just want everything
to be perfect.

I guess somehow that translated
into me not being myself.

Well, I'm glad you're
done with that,

because the girl that I fell for

is ballsy and opinionated
and sure of herself.

And today...

I finally saw her again.

Mm. Well, you will be
seeing a lot more of her.

(gasps)

And even after showing

what a colossal b*tch she is,

Liam still chose Naomi.

Whatever.

He said he had to make
things right with her.

Clearly, he's an idiot.

Yeah, but you have to say that,

you're my mom.

Come on. You know me.

I don't say things
just 'cause I have to.

That's true.

Can I interest you in a toke?

It might relax you a little bit.

No, I'll pass.

Mom, you should really
give that stuff up.

Yeah, well, I don't respond
well to "should" either.

So did you at least take

the princess down #s mano a mano?

It was actually kind of a draw.

She's pretty scrappy.

You hungry?

You want to, you know,
grab some food or...?

I'm cool.

Yeah, you are cool.

And Liam's an idiot,

which is why he and Naomi
deserve each other.

You know, Mick Jagger
was an idiot, too.

Why he chose Jerry Hall,
I'll never know.

ADE: No, I'm kidding. Wah-wah.

I'm really glad you called.

Me, too.

My schedule
unexpectedly cleared up.

Oh, my God, these chips are insane.

Yeah. They're, like, mental.

Okay, guys, we have to focus.

We have work to do here.

I am officially on the
quest for the perfect LSD.

What?

No, no, no.

I'm, I'm sorry, LSD?

Yes, every girl must have the
perfect little sequin dress.

(laughs)

The LSD i t

element to a girl's wardrobe

because boys like shiny things.

They're kind of like
babies in that regard.

Or like trout.

True, true.

Liam is totally a trout.

So, things are good with you guys?

Yeah, they're good.

I am glad.

Me, too.

I'm glad I didn't chicken out.

And I might have a bruise or two

and what I think is a dislocated
shoulder blade, (girls laugh)

but I took a risk and
I caught me a trout.

Okay, but what if your trout
turns out to be a huge player?

And yes,

I may be conflating
your fish with my fish.

You'll never know unless you try.

Yeah.

All right, where's the waitress?

We neeme more of these chips.

I don't want to be with you.

Yeah, you-you made
that pretty clear.

No, I...

I want to be with you,

I just don't want to want
to be with you.

Um... what are you saying?

I'm scared.

I like you a lot,

and I want to trust you,
but I don't.

So I'm scared.

So, uh, what do we do now?

You'd better not hurt me.

ALEX TREBEK: Protestant
and Catholic disagreement

about the 1555 Peace of
Augsburg was a cause...

DIXON: Hundred Years w*r.

Ooh, good guess.

TREBEK: Evelyn? The 30 Years w*r.

EVELYN: What is the
Hundred Years w*r?

TREBEK: No. Terry?

TERRY: What is the 30 Years w*r?
TREBEK: Right.

Oh, wow.

TERRY: I'll take
"Confrontational" for $800.

TREBEK: After shutting
off trade with the UK,

Oh, um, Mad.

1812.

TERRY: What is the w*r of 1812?
TREBEK: Yes.

(laughs)

Wow, Harry, you're on a roll.

No disrespect or anything,

but you're a lot
smarter than I thought.

Oh, come on. Rule number one:

Never underestimate the dad.

Okay.

(knocking)

ll get it.

"Getting Confrontational"
for $1,600.

(TV volume mutes)

Hey, wait a minute!
You TiVoed this!

It is? HArry!

No! What?!

Never underestimate

how low the dad will sink.

(Harry and Debbie laugh)

DEBBIE: I can't believe you.

You're, you're here.

I'm here.

I hope it's okay.

Dixon, who's there?

Hi, I'm Dina.
I'm Dixon's birth mom.