05x123 - Teachings of the Sword Emperor
Posted: 07/02/23 15:17
Phantom: Come.
Yamamoto: This hostile intent...
Yamamoto: It hurts more than the kid's...
Yamamoto: Not good...
Phantom: Scared?
Yamamoto: No.
Yamamoto: Excited.
Yamamoto: That's why I want to fight you as a swordsman.
Yamamoto: I'll force you to draw your sword.
Yamamoto: With my Shigure Soen Ryu!
Phantom: Your talk will be for naught.
Yamamoto: We won't know until I try!
Yamamoto: Shigure Soen Ryu...
Yamamoto: Stance :
Yamamoto: Battering Rain.
Phantom: An impressive thrust.
Phantom: But it's just like Squalo's swordsmanship.
Phantom: A mere child's trick.
Dialogue: On Screen,Phantom: Target The Emperor of Swords' Teachings
Tsuna: Reborn, that was...
Reborn: Yeah.
Reborn: That was Yamamoto's voice.
Giannini: Confirmed transmission from his communicator.
Giannini: He seems to be engaged in battle.
Giannini: The transmission's been cut off.
Reborn: Do you know where he was?
Giannini: Well, the transmission was weak and only lasted a second...
Reborn: I see.
Phan: Fool.
Phan: You're nothing.
Phan: A reflection on the water's surface?
Yama: Shigure Soen Ryu...
Yama: Stance :
Yama: Reflecting Rain!
Dialogue: On Screen,Yama: Reflecting Rain
Yama: From Reflecting Rain into Stance :
Yama: Surging Rain!
Dialogue: On Screen,Yama: Surging Rain
Yama: From Surging Rain into Stance :
Yama: Beccata di Rondine!
Dialogue: On Screen,Yama: Beccata di Rondine
Yama: You are strong.
Yama: That incredible aura was no lie.
Yama: But you know...
Yama: I made you draw your sword.
Phan: Indeed, you did.
Tsuna: Spanner-san, could you hurry up the adjustments on the contact lenses?
Span: Yeah, I'm on it.
Span: But nothing you say will speed up the process.
Span: If I said twenty minutes, it'll take twenty minutes.
Span: No more, no less.
Span: Hey.
: Huh?
Span: Not you.
Tsuna: Oh, him?
Tsuna: Candy came out?
Tsuna: Um, why are you always eating candy?
Reborn: Sugar makes the brain work faster.
Spanner: That's right.
Spanner: I carefully selected the proper ingredients and made them myself.
Tsuna: I thought they looked unusual.
Tsuna: So you made them yourself?
Span: Yeah. It's too expensive to buy them.
Span: Have one and wait quietly, Vongola.
Tsuna: It's strawberry-flavored.
Tsuna: Man, I don't have time for candy!
Tsuna: Is everybody okay?
Goku: Where'd he go?
Gamma: Damn... Where is he hiding?
Gamma: It's okay.
Gamma: We'll return to the princess.
Goku: I'm going to win and meet up with the boss.
Both: Let's do this!
Phantom: Lament your folly.
Yama: Give me all you've got!
Yama: Another illusion?
Yama: Behind me!
Yama: The real one's...
Stance : Stance :
: Early Summer Rain!
Dialogue: On Screen: ,Early Summer Rain
Stance : He's an illusion too?
Stance : Where is he?
Stance : Above me?
Stance : That was close...
Stance : My Shigure Kintoki...!
Ginger: My, my... So Spanner's block was the only one he wasn't looking at.
Poofy: The boss trusted him too much.
Poofy: I never have been able to understand that guy.
Poofy: Fly straight!
Ginger: Dock ?
Ginger: Is he here?
Ginger: This is Ginger.
Ginger: Spanner isn't at Dock .
CherB: Irie-sama, it seems Dock is empty.
Irie: I can hear him.
Irie: Tell him to head for Dock .
Poofy: Don't be so grouchy, Captain.
Irie: Iris!
Poofy: We're almost at his lab!
Poofy: Spanner, you here?
Spanner: Need something?
Iris: There you are, Spanner.
Spanner: But...
Iris: Minions, halt!
Spanner: Unfortunately, I'm out right now.
Spanner: Please leave a message on the video camera.
Yama: No way...
Yama: Shigure Kintoki's starting to crack...?
Phan: Now there's no way left for you to win.
Phan: I'm in a different league from you Vongola swordsmen.
Phan: Squalo is no exception.
Yama: What?
Phan: The reason I was able to successfully feign my defeat at his hands
Phan: is that my skills far surpassed his.
Phan: Are you prepared?
Yama: He's frightening...
Dialogue: On Screen,Yama: The Path to Being the Emperor of Swords
Luss: Spectacular!
Luss: Another victory!
Luss: That's eighty consecutive wins!
Squal: Listen.
Squal: If you're aiming for the top,
Squal: several times in your life you'll face enemies who will terrify you
Squal: to the depths of your soul.
Squal: But that's not a bad thing.
Squal: It's a critical instinct which knows that your life is in peril.
Squal: The wisest decision would be to not face that person.
Luss: Hey, Squalo!
Luss: Who are you talking to?
Squal: However...
Squal: As a swordsman, some duels cannot be avoided.
Squal: When that happens, do you know what you should do?
Yama: N-No... What?
Squal: Win!
Squal: No matter what it takes! Win!
Luss: I'm so lost, Squalo!
Luss: It's hard to sympathize with what you're saying...
Squal: Shut up!
Squal: If you are defeated and k*lled, you gain nothing!
Squal: Only that which you gain by victory has value.
Squal: Just like that ring, don't you agree?
Squal: It's over!
Squal: The other direction?
Squal: Not bad...
Squal: But my blade has no blind spots!
Squal: Impossible...
Squal: What I cut was...
Reborn: A reflection on the water's surface.
Yama: Reflecting Rain.
Squalo: So this is... defeat...?
Yama: I won.
Yama: That's right.
Yama: Thanks.
Yama: So I just have to win.
Phan: Pathetic.
Phan: You plan to keep struggling?
Yama: Yeah.
Yama: Sorry, but I remembered something.
Yama: Shigure Soen Ryu is perfect, flawless, and unbeatable!
Phan: Pathetic.
Yama: And Squalo was a thousand times better than you remember him.
Yama: I understand completely now.
Yama: By letting you win, he gave me a clue as to how to beat you.
Yama: The second Emperor of Swords was fully aware...
Yama: that you lost deliberately.
Tsun: Spanner-san, are you done yet?
Span: It's only been five minutes.
Reborn: Relax, Tsuna.
Reborn: Your pestering is just going to distract him and make it take longer.
Tsuna: B-But...
Giannini: Boss, a word?
Giannini: I'll help.
Giannini: I can at least back you up here.
Span: Okay, thanks.
Giannini: Right, leave it to me.
Giannini: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
Giannini: Let's get analyzin'!
Tsuna: Now you'll be done a little faster!
Span: No.
: What?
Span: I figured your engineer helping me into the calculations from the get-go.
Span: The time for completion hasn't changed.
Tsuna: Really?
Giannini: Leave it to me, boss!
Giannini: I'll try upping my speed a bit!
Tsuna: Gr-Great, thanks.
Reborn: Anyway, your job for now is to wait.
Tsuna: Reborn...
Tsuna: Yeah.
Phan: You're saying that the second Emperor of Swords, Squalo,
Phan: knew that I lost on purpose?
Yama: Yeah, that's right.
Phan: What proof do you have?
Yama: Let me show you.
Phan: Impossible.
Phan: He held no doubts as to his victory.
Phan: I don't know what you're planning to do,
Phan: but you'd best regain your wits.
Phan: Your blade is cracked and about to shatter.
Yama: You're right. One more swing and it'll shatter to pieces.
Yama: But...
Yama: You should know too.
Squal: Hey, Phantom Knight of the Giglionero!
Squal: The next strike will finish you!
Dialogue: On Screen,Squal: Celebrate th Victory!
Luss: Superb!
Luss: You've finally achieved your th victory!
Squall: Let's head home and celebrate!
Squall: Tell the boss and the rest of the scum!
Squall: Seriously, you were awful, Giglionero's Phantom Knight.
Luss: Sl-Slow down, Squ!
Luss: Wait for me!
Luss: What's the big rush?
Luss: We're leaving his territory.
Luss: Huh? What?
Luss: What do you mean, Squ?
Squalo: Keep your voice down!
Squalo: Tomorrow, go check out where he fell.
Squalo: I bet you won't find a single splinter of his "shattered" sword.
Squalo: He's spent years mastering his illusions
Squalo: and weaving his ring's flame into them,
Squalo: to the point where he can fool not only a person's five senses,
Squalo: but devices like cameras as well.
Squalo: The only way to see through them is to trust your intuition.
Squalo: Strangely enough, I didn't feel any drive to win in him.
Squalo: That's why I'm not wasting any more time on him.
Yama: I didn't really understand it then,
Yama: but in the "The Path to Being the Emperor of Swords,"
Yama: there was a bonus st disc,
Dialogue: On Screen: ,"The Path to Becoming the Emperor of Swords"
Yama: with another swordsman.
Yama: And now I understand.
Yama: Squalo refused to count his duel with Phantom Knight.
Yama: And when he talked about trusting his intuition...
Yama: Well, my instinct is telling me that the "cracks" in Shigure Kintoki...
Yama: are an illusion you made!
Haru: Hi!
Haru: It's another episode of everyone's favorite
Haru: "Haru's Haru-Haru Dangerous Interviews!"
Haru: Today's guest is Basil-san!
Reborn: Iemitsu's man.
Reborn: You all remember him?
Haru: Of course you do! Right?
Haru: Basil-san, come on down!
Haru: Eek?
Haru: Wh-What's going on?
Basil: Loyal viewers, it is most excellent to see you again!
: Eek...
Basil: Oh, Haru-san!
Basil: Thank you for having me here.
Haru: U-Um, why are you dressed like that?
Basil: Oh!
Basil: When I received your invitation,
Basil: I thought it most polite to dress in formal attire.
Haru: So that's formal attire?
Basil: Indeed, according to my master.
Reborn: The kid's been duped again.
Haru: Okay... and his master would be...?
Reborn: Iemitsu.
Haru: Eek! You mean Tsuna-san's dad?!
Basil: Indeed!
Basil: And when he was in Italy, he told me many things about Japan.
Haru: Really? Share some things with us!
Basil: Let me see...
Basil: For example, you wash your clothes using a washboard and river water.
Haru: Actually, we have things called "washing machines" now.
Basil: Also, you use brooms and dusters to clean your tatami mats,
Basil: and always take special care to sweep along the lines.
Haru: I'm pretty sure we use vacuums for that.
Basil: You also cook your rice in a big pot over a fire!
Basil: Starting with a weak fire and then fanning the flames!
Haru: Huh?! We just flip the switch of a rice cooker!
Baru: What? So you don't heat your bath water by lighting firewood, either?
Haru: No, we get our hot water from the faucet.
Reborn: So basically, that was how Japan used to be.
Basil: Y-You don't say!
Basil: Then, do children not play oshikura manju anymore?
Basil: Or beanbags or Cat's Cradle or marbles?
Reborn: Nope.
Reborn: They play video games and card battle games now.
Reborn: What?
Haru: I get it now!
Reborn: Get what?
Haru: To truly appreciate the new, you must be familiar with the old!
Haru: Discover Japan!
Haru: Tsuna-san's dad was trying to tell Basil-san about the wonders of Japan!
Haru: I have to get started!
Haru: Come, Basil-san!
Haru: Let's explore good old Japan together!
Basil: Certainly, Haru-san!
Reborn: Good grief, you guys.
Haru: And so, that's all for this week's "Haru's Haru-Haru Dangerous Interviews!"
Haru: See you again next time!
Basil: Take care!
Luss: Well hi, everyone!
Luss: Welcome to my happy but humble abode!
Lus: It's the Varia's plucky mother, Lussuria!
Lus: I've taken over the little missy's segment again!
Lus: And this time, I've even got a sign!
Dialogue: On Screen,Basil: Lussuria's on Third Street, Amore!
Lus: Lussuria's on Third Street, Amore!
Lus: Isn't it delightful?
Lus: We'll be continuing with our family theme too!
Lus: Welcome home, Squalo dear.
Squal: Whaddya want?!
Luss: This is our eldest son. He's quite the handful.
Squal: What's with the creepy set?
Squal: It's warm in here!
Luss: By the way, Squ.
Squal: What?!
Luss: I'm sure you know why I've called you here today.
Luss: You've been under the weather lately, haven't you?
Squal: What?!
Squal: I'm always at the top of my game!
Squal: What the hell are you talking about?!
Luss: Squalo!
Luss: Lately...
Squal: Wh-What?
Luss: You've been...
Luss: losing a lot of hair.
Dialogue: On Screen,Luss: Losing Hair
: What...what...what?!
Squal: No way! That's impossible!
Squal: It can't be!
Luss: See?
Luss: Something's been bothering you, hasn't it?
Luss: They say stress can trigger hair loss.
Squal: Stress?
Squal: I don't have any stress.
Squal: Stress...
Squal: Stress...
Squal: Stress...
Squal: I-I didn't realize...
Squal: But that... was stressing me out!
Russ: Squ, that was actually closer to...
Russ: direct damage to your hair follicles.
Squall: Huh? What?
Russ: And for boys like you, I've prepared this!
Squall: Who're you callin' a boy?!
Russ: Now you don't have to worry about your hair!
Russ: And even if your hair does fall out,
Russ: wearing this will protect you from the shock!
Russ: I'm so clever!
Russ: I'm brilliant!
Squall: Screw you!
Squall: If you like it so much, you wear it!
Luss: No!
Luss: It's not my style!
Squall: You brought it out in the first place!
Luss: So this is our little family. Come visit us again sometime!
Luss: Ta-ta!
Squalo: Hey! Who are you talking to?
Luss: By the way, I'm not balding. This is in style!
: Next time:
Next time: Obstructing Mist.
Yamamoto: This hostile intent...
Yamamoto: It hurts more than the kid's...
Yamamoto: Not good...
Phantom: Scared?
Yamamoto: No.
Yamamoto: Excited.
Yamamoto: That's why I want to fight you as a swordsman.
Yamamoto: I'll force you to draw your sword.
Yamamoto: With my Shigure Soen Ryu!
Phantom: Your talk will be for naught.
Yamamoto: We won't know until I try!
Yamamoto: Shigure Soen Ryu...
Yamamoto: Stance :
Yamamoto: Battering Rain.
Phantom: An impressive thrust.
Phantom: But it's just like Squalo's swordsmanship.
Phantom: A mere child's trick.
Dialogue: On Screen,Phantom: Target The Emperor of Swords' Teachings
Tsuna: Reborn, that was...
Reborn: Yeah.
Reborn: That was Yamamoto's voice.
Giannini: Confirmed transmission from his communicator.
Giannini: He seems to be engaged in battle.
Giannini: The transmission's been cut off.
Reborn: Do you know where he was?
Giannini: Well, the transmission was weak and only lasted a second...
Reborn: I see.
Phan: Fool.
Phan: You're nothing.
Phan: A reflection on the water's surface?
Yama: Shigure Soen Ryu...
Yama: Stance :
Yama: Reflecting Rain!
Dialogue: On Screen,Yama: Reflecting Rain
Yama: From Reflecting Rain into Stance :
Yama: Surging Rain!
Dialogue: On Screen,Yama: Surging Rain
Yama: From Surging Rain into Stance :
Yama: Beccata di Rondine!
Dialogue: On Screen,Yama: Beccata di Rondine
Yama: You are strong.
Yama: That incredible aura was no lie.
Yama: But you know...
Yama: I made you draw your sword.
Phan: Indeed, you did.
Tsuna: Spanner-san, could you hurry up the adjustments on the contact lenses?
Span: Yeah, I'm on it.
Span: But nothing you say will speed up the process.
Span: If I said twenty minutes, it'll take twenty minutes.
Span: No more, no less.
Span: Hey.
: Huh?
Span: Not you.
Tsuna: Oh, him?
Tsuna: Candy came out?
Tsuna: Um, why are you always eating candy?
Reborn: Sugar makes the brain work faster.
Spanner: That's right.
Spanner: I carefully selected the proper ingredients and made them myself.
Tsuna: I thought they looked unusual.
Tsuna: So you made them yourself?
Span: Yeah. It's too expensive to buy them.
Span: Have one and wait quietly, Vongola.
Tsuna: It's strawberry-flavored.
Tsuna: Man, I don't have time for candy!
Tsuna: Is everybody okay?
Goku: Where'd he go?
Gamma: Damn... Where is he hiding?
Gamma: It's okay.
Gamma: We'll return to the princess.
Goku: I'm going to win and meet up with the boss.
Both: Let's do this!
Phantom: Lament your folly.
Yama: Give me all you've got!
Yama: Another illusion?
Yama: Behind me!
Yama: The real one's...
Stance : Stance :
: Early Summer Rain!
Dialogue: On Screen: ,Early Summer Rain
Stance : He's an illusion too?
Stance : Where is he?
Stance : Above me?
Stance : That was close...
Stance : My Shigure Kintoki...!
Ginger: My, my... So Spanner's block was the only one he wasn't looking at.
Poofy: The boss trusted him too much.
Poofy: I never have been able to understand that guy.
Poofy: Fly straight!
Ginger: Dock ?
Ginger: Is he here?
Ginger: This is Ginger.
Ginger: Spanner isn't at Dock .
CherB: Irie-sama, it seems Dock is empty.
Irie: I can hear him.
Irie: Tell him to head for Dock .
Poofy: Don't be so grouchy, Captain.
Irie: Iris!
Poofy: We're almost at his lab!
Poofy: Spanner, you here?
Spanner: Need something?
Iris: There you are, Spanner.
Spanner: But...
Iris: Minions, halt!
Spanner: Unfortunately, I'm out right now.
Spanner: Please leave a message on the video camera.
Yama: No way...
Yama: Shigure Kintoki's starting to crack...?
Phan: Now there's no way left for you to win.
Phan: I'm in a different league from you Vongola swordsmen.
Phan: Squalo is no exception.
Yama: What?
Phan: The reason I was able to successfully feign my defeat at his hands
Phan: is that my skills far surpassed his.
Phan: Are you prepared?
Yama: He's frightening...
Dialogue: On Screen,Yama: The Path to Being the Emperor of Swords
Luss: Spectacular!
Luss: Another victory!
Luss: That's eighty consecutive wins!
Squal: Listen.
Squal: If you're aiming for the top,
Squal: several times in your life you'll face enemies who will terrify you
Squal: to the depths of your soul.
Squal: But that's not a bad thing.
Squal: It's a critical instinct which knows that your life is in peril.
Squal: The wisest decision would be to not face that person.
Luss: Hey, Squalo!
Luss: Who are you talking to?
Squal: However...
Squal: As a swordsman, some duels cannot be avoided.
Squal: When that happens, do you know what you should do?
Yama: N-No... What?
Squal: Win!
Squal: No matter what it takes! Win!
Luss: I'm so lost, Squalo!
Luss: It's hard to sympathize with what you're saying...
Squal: Shut up!
Squal: If you are defeated and k*lled, you gain nothing!
Squal: Only that which you gain by victory has value.
Squal: Just like that ring, don't you agree?
Squal: It's over!
Squal: The other direction?
Squal: Not bad...
Squal: But my blade has no blind spots!
Squal: Impossible...
Squal: What I cut was...
Reborn: A reflection on the water's surface.
Yama: Reflecting Rain.
Squalo: So this is... defeat...?
Yama: I won.
Yama: That's right.
Yama: Thanks.
Yama: So I just have to win.
Phan: Pathetic.
Phan: You plan to keep struggling?
Yama: Yeah.
Yama: Sorry, but I remembered something.
Yama: Shigure Soen Ryu is perfect, flawless, and unbeatable!
Phan: Pathetic.
Yama: And Squalo was a thousand times better than you remember him.
Yama: I understand completely now.
Yama: By letting you win, he gave me a clue as to how to beat you.
Yama: The second Emperor of Swords was fully aware...
Yama: that you lost deliberately.
Tsun: Spanner-san, are you done yet?
Span: It's only been five minutes.
Reborn: Relax, Tsuna.
Reborn: Your pestering is just going to distract him and make it take longer.
Tsuna: B-But...
Giannini: Boss, a word?
Giannini: I'll help.
Giannini: I can at least back you up here.
Span: Okay, thanks.
Giannini: Right, leave it to me.
Giannini: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
Giannini: Let's get analyzin'!
Tsuna: Now you'll be done a little faster!
Span: No.
: What?
Span: I figured your engineer helping me into the calculations from the get-go.
Span: The time for completion hasn't changed.
Tsuna: Really?
Giannini: Leave it to me, boss!
Giannini: I'll try upping my speed a bit!
Tsuna: Gr-Great, thanks.
Reborn: Anyway, your job for now is to wait.
Tsuna: Reborn...
Tsuna: Yeah.
Phan: You're saying that the second Emperor of Swords, Squalo,
Phan: knew that I lost on purpose?
Yama: Yeah, that's right.
Phan: What proof do you have?
Yama: Let me show you.
Phan: Impossible.
Phan: He held no doubts as to his victory.
Phan: I don't know what you're planning to do,
Phan: but you'd best regain your wits.
Phan: Your blade is cracked and about to shatter.
Yama: You're right. One more swing and it'll shatter to pieces.
Yama: But...
Yama: You should know too.
Squal: Hey, Phantom Knight of the Giglionero!
Squal: The next strike will finish you!
Dialogue: On Screen,Squal: Celebrate th Victory!
Luss: Superb!
Luss: You've finally achieved your th victory!
Squall: Let's head home and celebrate!
Squall: Tell the boss and the rest of the scum!
Squall: Seriously, you were awful, Giglionero's Phantom Knight.
Luss: Sl-Slow down, Squ!
Luss: Wait for me!
Luss: What's the big rush?
Luss: We're leaving his territory.
Luss: Huh? What?
Luss: What do you mean, Squ?
Squalo: Keep your voice down!
Squalo: Tomorrow, go check out where he fell.
Squalo: I bet you won't find a single splinter of his "shattered" sword.
Squalo: He's spent years mastering his illusions
Squalo: and weaving his ring's flame into them,
Squalo: to the point where he can fool not only a person's five senses,
Squalo: but devices like cameras as well.
Squalo: The only way to see through them is to trust your intuition.
Squalo: Strangely enough, I didn't feel any drive to win in him.
Squalo: That's why I'm not wasting any more time on him.
Yama: I didn't really understand it then,
Yama: but in the "The Path to Being the Emperor of Swords,"
Yama: there was a bonus st disc,
Dialogue: On Screen: ,"The Path to Becoming the Emperor of Swords"
Yama: with another swordsman.
Yama: And now I understand.
Yama: Squalo refused to count his duel with Phantom Knight.
Yama: And when he talked about trusting his intuition...
Yama: Well, my instinct is telling me that the "cracks" in Shigure Kintoki...
Yama: are an illusion you made!
Haru: Hi!
Haru: It's another episode of everyone's favorite
Haru: "Haru's Haru-Haru Dangerous Interviews!"
Haru: Today's guest is Basil-san!
Reborn: Iemitsu's man.
Reborn: You all remember him?
Haru: Of course you do! Right?
Haru: Basil-san, come on down!
Haru: Eek?
Haru: Wh-What's going on?
Basil: Loyal viewers, it is most excellent to see you again!
: Eek...
Basil: Oh, Haru-san!
Basil: Thank you for having me here.
Haru: U-Um, why are you dressed like that?
Basil: Oh!
Basil: When I received your invitation,
Basil: I thought it most polite to dress in formal attire.
Haru: So that's formal attire?
Basil: Indeed, according to my master.
Reborn: The kid's been duped again.
Haru: Okay... and his master would be...?
Reborn: Iemitsu.
Haru: Eek! You mean Tsuna-san's dad?!
Basil: Indeed!
Basil: And when he was in Italy, he told me many things about Japan.
Haru: Really? Share some things with us!
Basil: Let me see...
Basil: For example, you wash your clothes using a washboard and river water.
Haru: Actually, we have things called "washing machines" now.
Basil: Also, you use brooms and dusters to clean your tatami mats,
Basil: and always take special care to sweep along the lines.
Haru: I'm pretty sure we use vacuums for that.
Basil: You also cook your rice in a big pot over a fire!
Basil: Starting with a weak fire and then fanning the flames!
Haru: Huh?! We just flip the switch of a rice cooker!
Baru: What? So you don't heat your bath water by lighting firewood, either?
Haru: No, we get our hot water from the faucet.
Reborn: So basically, that was how Japan used to be.
Basil: Y-You don't say!
Basil: Then, do children not play oshikura manju anymore?
Basil: Or beanbags or Cat's Cradle or marbles?
Reborn: Nope.
Reborn: They play video games and card battle games now.
Reborn: What?
Haru: I get it now!
Reborn: Get what?
Haru: To truly appreciate the new, you must be familiar with the old!
Haru: Discover Japan!
Haru: Tsuna-san's dad was trying to tell Basil-san about the wonders of Japan!
Haru: I have to get started!
Haru: Come, Basil-san!
Haru: Let's explore good old Japan together!
Basil: Certainly, Haru-san!
Reborn: Good grief, you guys.
Haru: And so, that's all for this week's "Haru's Haru-Haru Dangerous Interviews!"
Haru: See you again next time!
Basil: Take care!
Luss: Well hi, everyone!
Luss: Welcome to my happy but humble abode!
Lus: It's the Varia's plucky mother, Lussuria!
Lus: I've taken over the little missy's segment again!
Lus: And this time, I've even got a sign!
Dialogue: On Screen,Basil: Lussuria's on Third Street, Amore!
Lus: Lussuria's on Third Street, Amore!
Lus: Isn't it delightful?
Lus: We'll be continuing with our family theme too!
Lus: Welcome home, Squalo dear.
Squal: Whaddya want?!
Luss: This is our eldest son. He's quite the handful.
Squal: What's with the creepy set?
Squal: It's warm in here!
Luss: By the way, Squ.
Squal: What?!
Luss: I'm sure you know why I've called you here today.
Luss: You've been under the weather lately, haven't you?
Squal: What?!
Squal: I'm always at the top of my game!
Squal: What the hell are you talking about?!
Luss: Squalo!
Luss: Lately...
Squal: Wh-What?
Luss: You've been...
Luss: losing a lot of hair.
Dialogue: On Screen,Luss: Losing Hair
: What...what...what?!
Squal: No way! That's impossible!
Squal: It can't be!
Luss: See?
Luss: Something's been bothering you, hasn't it?
Luss: They say stress can trigger hair loss.
Squal: Stress?
Squal: I don't have any stress.
Squal: Stress...
Squal: Stress...
Squal: Stress...
Squal: I-I didn't realize...
Squal: But that... was stressing me out!
Russ: Squ, that was actually closer to...
Russ: direct damage to your hair follicles.
Squall: Huh? What?
Russ: And for boys like you, I've prepared this!
Squall: Who're you callin' a boy?!
Russ: Now you don't have to worry about your hair!
Russ: And even if your hair does fall out,
Russ: wearing this will protect you from the shock!
Russ: I'm so clever!
Russ: I'm brilliant!
Squall: Screw you!
Squall: If you like it so much, you wear it!
Luss: No!
Luss: It's not my style!
Squall: You brought it out in the first place!
Luss: So this is our little family. Come visit us again sometime!
Luss: Ta-ta!
Squalo: Hey! Who are you talking to?
Luss: By the way, I'm not balding. This is in style!
: Next time:
Next time: Obstructing Mist.