03x68 - Happy? Wedding
Posted: 07/01/23 16:00
Mom: My, my, my...
Mom: Well...
Tsuna: What is it, Mom?
Mom: When I was cleaning, I found a picture I thought I'd lost.
Tsuna: Picture?
Futa: What kind of picture?
Mom: From when your father and I got married.
Tsuna: What?!
Tsuna: You mean your wedding?!
Tsuna: Show me! Show me!
Mom: Here.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Tsuna: Like this?!
Futa: So cool!
Bianchi: Wonderful.
Tsuna: How?!
Tsuna: And why is Dad dressed like this?
Mom: Because your father had a job come up on the day of the ceremony.
Mom: I was so worried that he might be late.
Mom: He made it just in time, but he was dressed like that for the whole reception.
Lambo: Lambo-san wants to see it too!
Lambo: Show me! Show me!
Tsuna: Lambo!
Ipin: Lambo! No!
Tsuna: Don't pull on it!
Lambo: Uh-oh. It's not Lambo-san's fault!
Tsuna: It obviously is!
Tsuna: Mom, sorry.
Ipin: I'm very sorry.
Tsuna: Mom...
Mom: It's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Lambo: That's right! Just fine!
Tsuna: You shouldn't say that!
Mom: See? All fixed.
Tsuna: Mom...
Bianchi: That's so nice...
Bianchi: Makes me want to marry Reborn this very second.
Tsuna: Oh, yeah...
Tsuna: Bianchi's in love with Reborn.
On Screen,EpTitle: Target Happy? Wedding
Tsuna: Man, what a beautiful day.
Tsuna: And it's Sunday too.
Tsuna: I should go out somewhere.
Tsuna: What's this?
Tsuna: A wedding invitation?
On Screen,Caption: Mr. Tsuna Sawada Wedding Invitation
Tsuna: Huh?! For me?!
Tsuna: Wh-Who's it from?!
On Screen,Caption: Reborn Bianchi
Tsuna: Reborn and Bianchi?!
Tsuna: No way!
Tsuna: I never heard anything about this!
Tsuna: Isn't Reborn still a baby?!
Tsuna: Impossible!
Tsuna: Are they messing with me?
Kyoko: Tsuna-kun.
Yamamoto: Yo, Tsuna.
Gokudera: Boss, We're here to pick you up.
Kyoko: Tsuna-kun, let's go to the chapel together.
Tsuna: H-Huh?
Hana: What? You aren't ready yet?
Tsuna: What chapel are you...?
Ryohei: What are you talking about, Sawada?!
Haru: The chapel where Reborn-chan and Bianchi-san's wedding is being held!
Gokudera: She may not be much of a sister, but I should still celebrate this occasion.
Tsuna: Huh?
Tsuna: What?!
Tsuna: You mean this is real?!
Haru: Eek! So beautiful!
Kyoko: You look stunning.
Hana: Like a grown woman.
Tsuna: She really looks beautiful.
Bianchi: Thank you.
Bianchi: I've always longed to be a June bride.
Haru: June brides are wonderful!
Kyoko: I'd love to be one too.
Tsuna: Wait! Doesn't that mean a bride who gets married in June?!
Tsuna: It's not June!
Hana: Who cares?
Hana: In the mind of a grown woman, it's June no matter when she gets married.
Main: ,You said it!
Tsuna: That's absurd...
Ryohei: Yeah! Just like how I take everything to the limit!
Gokudera: Don't act like they're anywhere close, turf top!
Ryohei: What was that, squid head?!
Tsuna: Now, now, you two.
Tsuna: This is a day for celebration. You shouldn't fight.
Tsuna: Huh, what?
Tsuna: You're okay with being around Bianchi, Gokudera-kun?
Gokudera: Yup, boss!
Gokudera: Because I can't see a thing with these sunglasses on!
Yamamoto: What is it, Gokudera?
Yamamoto: Tsuna's over there.
Gokudera: Over here?
Tsuna: He really can't see anything!
Tsuna: Huh?
Tsuna: I've seen this wedding dress before...
Mom: That's right.
Tsuna: Mom.
Mom: I let her borrow my dress.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Tsuna: You still had it?
Mom: Of course. I planned on having your bride wear it someday.
Tsuna: My bride?!
Kyoko: That's a lovely wedding dress.
Kyoko: I wish I could wear it.
Tsuna: If Kyoko-chan wears this wedding dress...
Tsuna: She'll... She'll...
Tsuna: Marry me?!
Tsuna: No way, right?
Haru: I'm against it!
Haru: I already decided that I want a Japanese-style wedding!
Haru: As for the reception,
Haru: I'll dress up as a wedding cake!
Tsuna: What the heck?!
Mom: Hey, Tsu-kun.
Mom: Reborn-kun is in the next room.
Mom: Why don't you go and see him?
Tsuna: Uh... Excuse me, Reborn...
Tsuna: It's just like they say, clothes do make the man.
Tsuna: But you should've told me you're getting married.
Tsuna: Hey, Reborn...
Main: ,It came off!
Dino: Who's there?!
Dino: Oh, it's Tsuna...
Tsuna: Dino-san! Reborn's...
Tsuna: Reborn's arm...!
Dino: Don't worry.
Dino: This is just a doll.
Tsuna: A doll?
Tsuna: Then where's Reborn?
Dino: He's not here.
Dino: Or I should say, he ran away.
Tsuna: Ran away?!
Dino: Yeah.
Dino: I called Reborn this morning to congratulate him...
Reborn: I don't know anything about a wedding.
Reborn: Though Bianchi was in an awfully good mood when I woke up from my nap yesterday.
Dino: That was his story.
Dino: So I'm guessing that during his nap...
Bianchi: Reborn, will you marry me?
Main: ,Sure.
Bianchi: Really?
Bianchi: Thank you!
Bianchi: I've been waiting for this moment!
Bianchi: I have to go reserve the chapel and send invitations to everyone!
Dino: That's probably how it went.
Tsuna: So this is all Bianchi's misunderstanding?!
Tsuna: If she finds out that Reborn ran away...
Dino: Yeah, who knows what she'll do after she snaps...
Dino: It won't be any better if we postpone the ceremony.
Dino: Reborn must have realized that and left this doll.
Tsuna: This is supposed to replace him?!
Tsuna: They'll figure out it's a doll in no time!
Reborn: Say that again.
Reborn: Feel like getting Deathperate?!
Tsuna: What's going on here?!
Dino: You fell for it.
Dino: It's really realistic.
Dino: This doll is a decoy created by the latest Vongola technology.
Dino: You can use this remote to make it use simple movements and phrases.
Reborn: Ciao-su. Ciao-su. Ciao-su.
Tsuna: Will this be enough to fool them?
Tsuna: Don't tell me this latest Vongola technology is...
Giannini: You are absolutely right!
Main: ,Yo-yo-yo?
Giannini: I am the one who made this item expressly, at Reborn-san's request.
Giannini: Yes.
Dino: My men are looking for the real Reborn.
Dino: We'll have to rely on the doll for now.
Giannini: Don't worry,
Giannini: my skills are flawless.
Tsuna: You're making me more worried!
Guy: Bianchi-san, do you take this man to be your husband?
Bianchi: I do.
Guy: Reborn-san, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Guy: Reborn-san?
Tsuna: Dino-san!
Dino: Y-Yeah, hold on...
Reborn: I do.
Guy: Now, exchange rings.
Dino: This is bad!
Tsuna: A flying saucer is throwing a disc!
Tsuna: Now!
Bianchi: Tsuna, what are you doing?
Tsuna: Nothing... Nothing at all.
Tsuna: This is bad for my heart...
All: Cheers!
Shamal: How could she get married and leave me alone?
Shamal: Young lady, marry me!
Dino: So far, nobody's realized that it's a doll.
Giannini: Of course!
Giannini: Since I made it.
Tsuna: That's why I'm worried...
Guy: Okay, it's time to start the program.
Guy: First up is an acrobatic sushi performance by an acquaintance of Reborn-san's, Take Sushi.
Dad: Reborn-san. Bianchi-san.
Dad: Congratulations on your marriage.
Dad: We aren't able to offer much,
Dad: but I hope you enjoy yourselves.
Dad: Let's go, Takeshi!
Yamamoto: Yeah! Old man!
Dad: Dance of the Flying Sashimi!
Dad: On to the next one, Takeshi.
Yamamoto: Yeah!
Yamamoto: There! There! There!
Voice: Cool!
Bianchi: Huh?
Bianchi: You aren't going to drink anything, Reborn?
Reborn: No thanks.
Bianchi: Don't be like that.
Bianchi: I ordered it for you.
Reborn: No thanks.
Bianchi: Don't be so stubborn.
Dino: That's bad!
Giannini: Delicate instruments are weak to water!
Bianchi: Huh?
Tsuna: Huh?!
Dad: What?
Gokudera: What's going on, boss?!
Gokudera: Boss!
Lambo: That looks like fun!
Lambo: Lambo-san wants to swim too!
Tsuna: You can't!
Dino: Hey, this looks bad.
Main: ,What?
Bianchi: No...
Bianchi: Reborn would never do this...
Bianchi: Where is Reborn?!
Bianchi: Who hid him?!
Tsuna: This is bad!
Bianchi: Where is Reborn?!
Bianchi: Who hid him?!
Tsuna: This is bad! It's all over!
Dino: Poison Scorpion.
Reborn: Where's Reborn?
Dino: Look here.
Dino: Reborn was so nervous that he fell down.
Tsuna: Y-Yeah...
Tsuna: This is definitely Reborn.
Bianchi: Nervous, you say?
Tsuna: This is bad.
Tsuna: We couldn't fool her, after all...
Bianchi: I'm so sorry, Reborn.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Bianchi: I didn't understand how you felt.
Bianchi: Forgive me, Reborn!
Tsuna: She was fooled...
Guy: The groom has been soaked by a love-filled event.
Guy: He will now change his attire.
Tsuna: I thought it was all over...
Giannini: It just shorted out because of the water.
Giannini: Don't worry.
Giannini: I made it, after all.
Tsuna: Yeah, that's why I'm worried.
Gokudera: So it was a fake.
Gokudera: You might've fooled my sister, but not me.
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun!
Gokudera: I have sharp ears.
Gokudera: That motor sound totally tipped me off.
Tsuna: Uh, well...
Tsuna: Anyone would be mad if his sister was marrying a robot.
Gokudera: Let me...
Gokudera: Let me help you, boss!
Tsuna: Huh?
Gokudera: I'm guessing that Sis set up the wedding herself,
Gokudera: and Reborn ran away, leaving this as a stand-in?
Tsuna: That's exactly right!
Tsuna: He's not her brother for nothing!
Gokudera: There's nothing to worry about now that I'm here.
Gokudera: Fork it over!
Gokudera: This is the job of the boss's right-hand man!
Dino: Hey, you...
Tsuna: But you can't see through those glasses. Will you be okay?
Gokudera: Don't worry.
Gokudera: I'll just take them off from time to time and squint around.
Gokudera: This is how you control it, right?
Reborn: Ciao-su. Ciao-su. Ciao-su.
Gokudera: Who's there?!
Lambo: Is that a toy?
Lambo: It's a toy, right?
Tsuna: Lambo!
Lambo: Can Lambo-san press the button?
Lambo: Just once?
Gokudera: No way, stupid cow!
Gokudera: You can't control this thing!
Lambo: Let Lambo-san use it!
Gokudera: Damn it! Get off me!
Lambo: Lambo-san touched it!
Giannini: Don't be so rough!
Giannini: Treat it with care, please!
Guy: The groom has changed and returned.
Tsuna: I'm begging you, Gokudera-kun...
Tsuna: Please do a good job.
Guy: We will now cut the cake,
Guy: which was made by the bride herself.
Tsuna: A poison wedding cake?!
Tsuna: Another danger to my life!
Guy: The newlyweds are drawn on the second layer of the cake.
Reborn: Ciao-su.
Main: ,Wha--?!
Reborn: Ciao-su. Ciao-su. Ciao-su.
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun! What are you doing?
Main: ,Wha--?!
Tsuna: Hey! Lambo!
Bianchi: Reborn wouldn't do this...
Bianchi: Where is he?!
Bianchi: Where is he?!
Tsuna: This is bad!
Tsuna: Lambo, give me the remote!
Lambo: No way!
Ipin: Lambo! No more mischief!
Lambo: Lambo-san won't stop!
Ipin: Ah, Sawada-san.
Ipin: Where am I?
Ipin: I must deliver this ramen to Mr. Kawahira's reception.
Tsuna: Huh? His reception?
Ipin: Yes.
Ipin: Mr. Kawahira's getting married for the third time,
Ipin: but he told me to bring ramen, since he didn't like the food at the reception.
Ipin: I must deliver it right away!
Lambo: Hey, this food isn't bad.
Tsuna: Adult Lambo!
Hana: It's the guy with the cow-print shirt!
Bianchi: Romeo!
Bianchi: I knew something was wrong...
Bianchi: You never learn...
Bianchi: So this was all your doing?!
Tsuna: She still thinks he's her ex-boyfriend!
Bianchi: I'll send you back to hell!
Hana: Please wait!
Hana: You're getting married! An old flame shouldn't matter!
Bianchi: Get out of my way!
Kyoko: Hana. Bianchi-san.
Kyoko: Calm down.
Haru: Eek. This is like a soap opera.
Ryohei: So extreme!
Tsuna: Wh-What do we do, Dino-san?!
Dino: Let me handle it!
Reborn: This... is... a... test.
Bianchi: Test?
Dino: That's right.
Dino: Reborn wanted to see how many tests you could overcome before you got married.
Tsuna: Yeah, yeah. That's right.
Bianchi: I knew, Reborn...
Bianchi: It's fine.
Bianchi: In the face of our love, this is nothing.
Hana: Um... It's been a long time.
Hana: I...
Lambo: Hey, it's the shoo shoo hag.
Hana: There he is!
Shamal: Young lady, after this, would you like to...
Guy: We will now hold a candle-lighting service.
Guy: The newlyweds will light the candles on all of the tables.
Lambo: Lambo-san wants to play with the controls some more.
Tsuna: You can't.
Tsuna: You've caused enough trouble.
Lambo: Nuh-uh, it's cause four-eyes sucks.
Gokudera: Damn cow!
Bianchi: Hayato.
Bianchi: Thank you for coming.
Dino: No!
Tsuna: Dino-san's men aren't around!
Giannini: The remote!
Giannini: This is very bad!
Bianchi: Reborn? What's wrong?
Reborn: Oil spew.
Bianchi: What is this?
Bianchi: What's going on?!
Dino: Whoa... She's gone berserk with rage.
Tsuna: Dino-san! Over there!
Haru: Amazing!
Kyoko: Like magic!
Ryohei: Is this part of the program?
Yamamoto: No, we've seen this before...
Tsuna: It's turning everything it touches into poison cooking.
Tsuna: Bianchi's ultimate attack...
Tsuna: Violet Poison Deeper Crimson!
Dino: This is bad!
Dino: The entire reception's going to be filled with poison cooking!
Reborn: Hold on.
Tsuna: Reborn!
Reborn: Hold on.
Tsuna: Huh?
Reborn: Hold on.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Tsuna: Lots of Reborns?!
Reborn: Hold on.
Hana: Uh?
Haru: Eek!
Haru: A whole parade of Reborn-chans!
Ryohei: Extreme!
Kyoko: I didn't know Reborn-kun had so many brothers.
Tsuna: No way!
Tsuna: What's going on?
Giannini: These are the failures I made.
Tsuna: Failures?!
Giannini: Yes...
Giannini: No. had a memory anomaly.
Giannini: No. had a twisted character.
Giannini: No. had an error in its emotions.
Giannini: Anyway, these are all the failures.
Tsuna: Then why...
Reborn: Now...
Reborn: Which is the real one?
Reborn: If you love me, you should be able to find me.
Bianchi: Reborn...
Bianchi: I understand.
Bianchi: Found you.
Bianchi: You are my beloved.
Reborn: Bianchi...
Bianchi: Reborn...
Reborn: You were wrong.
Reborn: The real me... is right here.
Reborn: Ciao-su.
Tsuna: R-Reborn?!
Reborn: You still have a ways to go, Bianchi.
Bianchi: Reborn...
Tsuna: This is bad! Bianchi's mad again!
Bianchi: I understand.
Bianchi: Thank you, Reborn.
Bianchi: I guess I'm not ready for this yet.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Tsuna: What about the reception?!
Reborn: Don't worry.
Reborn: We're just switching leads.
Mom: Oh.
Reborn: The real surprise is yet to come.
Futa: Big Tsuna!
Futa: I brought your dad!
Dad: Nana!
Tsuna: Dad?!
Mom: Darling.
Tsuna: Reborn set up that whole mess so they could take the picture?
Tsuna: Wh-What are you doing?!
Reborn: You had the day off yesterday,
Reborn: so you'll have to study hard today.
Tsuna: Wh-What?
Tsuna: What the heck?!
Reborn: And now what you've been waiting for.
Reborn: The horoscope for...
Ipin: ...next week!
Col: The best three, maggot!
Lambo: Lambo-san is here too!
Reborn: You do this then.
Col: That's right, maggot!
Lambo: Hold... it... in...
Ipin: The third sign for next week...
On Screen,Caption: Aquarius Be the leader of a team in a ball sport.
Lambo: ...will be Aquarius.
Dino: Enzio's happy too.
Lambo: Hold... it... in...
Col: Number two for next week...
On Screen,Caption: Gemini It's a good idea to ventilate both your classroom and your bedroom.
Lambo: ...will be Gemini.
Lambo: Next week is Lambo-san's!
Lambo: Hold... it... in...
Reborn: And the top sign...
On Screen,Caption: Libra Better concentration leads to better grades!
Lambo: ...will be Libra.
Reborn: I'm lucky every day.
Reborn: So's Leon.
Lambo: That was all Lambo-san!
On Screen,Caption: See ya next time!
Reborn: Ciao-ciao.
Ipin: Bye-bye.
Tsuna: Next time:
Tsuna: Crazy Criminal Brother Trio.
Mom: Well...
Tsuna: What is it, Mom?
Mom: When I was cleaning, I found a picture I thought I'd lost.
Tsuna: Picture?
Futa: What kind of picture?
Mom: From when your father and I got married.
Tsuna: What?!
Tsuna: You mean your wedding?!
Tsuna: Show me! Show me!
Mom: Here.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Tsuna: Like this?!
Futa: So cool!
Bianchi: Wonderful.
Tsuna: How?!
Tsuna: And why is Dad dressed like this?
Mom: Because your father had a job come up on the day of the ceremony.
Mom: I was so worried that he might be late.
Mom: He made it just in time, but he was dressed like that for the whole reception.
Lambo: Lambo-san wants to see it too!
Lambo: Show me! Show me!
Tsuna: Lambo!
Ipin: Lambo! No!
Tsuna: Don't pull on it!
Lambo: Uh-oh. It's not Lambo-san's fault!
Tsuna: It obviously is!
Tsuna: Mom, sorry.
Ipin: I'm very sorry.
Tsuna: Mom...
Mom: It's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Lambo: That's right! Just fine!
Tsuna: You shouldn't say that!
Mom: See? All fixed.
Tsuna: Mom...
Bianchi: That's so nice...
Bianchi: Makes me want to marry Reborn this very second.
Tsuna: Oh, yeah...
Tsuna: Bianchi's in love with Reborn.
On Screen,EpTitle: Target Happy? Wedding
Tsuna: Man, what a beautiful day.
Tsuna: And it's Sunday too.
Tsuna: I should go out somewhere.
Tsuna: What's this?
Tsuna: A wedding invitation?
On Screen,Caption: Mr. Tsuna Sawada Wedding Invitation
Tsuna: Huh?! For me?!
Tsuna: Wh-Who's it from?!
On Screen,Caption: Reborn Bianchi
Tsuna: Reborn and Bianchi?!
Tsuna: No way!
Tsuna: I never heard anything about this!
Tsuna: Isn't Reborn still a baby?!
Tsuna: Impossible!
Tsuna: Are they messing with me?
Kyoko: Tsuna-kun.
Yamamoto: Yo, Tsuna.
Gokudera: Boss, We're here to pick you up.
Kyoko: Tsuna-kun, let's go to the chapel together.
Tsuna: H-Huh?
Hana: What? You aren't ready yet?
Tsuna: What chapel are you...?
Ryohei: What are you talking about, Sawada?!
Haru: The chapel where Reborn-chan and Bianchi-san's wedding is being held!
Gokudera: She may not be much of a sister, but I should still celebrate this occasion.
Tsuna: Huh?
Tsuna: What?!
Tsuna: You mean this is real?!
Haru: Eek! So beautiful!
Kyoko: You look stunning.
Hana: Like a grown woman.
Tsuna: She really looks beautiful.
Bianchi: Thank you.
Bianchi: I've always longed to be a June bride.
Haru: June brides are wonderful!
Kyoko: I'd love to be one too.
Tsuna: Wait! Doesn't that mean a bride who gets married in June?!
Tsuna: It's not June!
Hana: Who cares?
Hana: In the mind of a grown woman, it's June no matter when she gets married.
Main: ,You said it!
Tsuna: That's absurd...
Ryohei: Yeah! Just like how I take everything to the limit!
Gokudera: Don't act like they're anywhere close, turf top!
Ryohei: What was that, squid head?!
Tsuna: Now, now, you two.
Tsuna: This is a day for celebration. You shouldn't fight.
Tsuna: Huh, what?
Tsuna: You're okay with being around Bianchi, Gokudera-kun?
Gokudera: Yup, boss!
Gokudera: Because I can't see a thing with these sunglasses on!
Yamamoto: What is it, Gokudera?
Yamamoto: Tsuna's over there.
Gokudera: Over here?
Tsuna: He really can't see anything!
Tsuna: Huh?
Tsuna: I've seen this wedding dress before...
Mom: That's right.
Tsuna: Mom.
Mom: I let her borrow my dress.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Tsuna: You still had it?
Mom: Of course. I planned on having your bride wear it someday.
Tsuna: My bride?!
Kyoko: That's a lovely wedding dress.
Kyoko: I wish I could wear it.
Tsuna: If Kyoko-chan wears this wedding dress...
Tsuna: She'll... She'll...
Tsuna: Marry me?!
Tsuna: No way, right?
Haru: I'm against it!
Haru: I already decided that I want a Japanese-style wedding!
Haru: As for the reception,
Haru: I'll dress up as a wedding cake!
Tsuna: What the heck?!
Mom: Hey, Tsu-kun.
Mom: Reborn-kun is in the next room.
Mom: Why don't you go and see him?
Tsuna: Uh... Excuse me, Reborn...
Tsuna: It's just like they say, clothes do make the man.
Tsuna: But you should've told me you're getting married.
Tsuna: Hey, Reborn...
Main: ,It came off!
Dino: Who's there?!
Dino: Oh, it's Tsuna...
Tsuna: Dino-san! Reborn's...
Tsuna: Reborn's arm...!
Dino: Don't worry.
Dino: This is just a doll.
Tsuna: A doll?
Tsuna: Then where's Reborn?
Dino: He's not here.
Dino: Or I should say, he ran away.
Tsuna: Ran away?!
Dino: Yeah.
Dino: I called Reborn this morning to congratulate him...
Reborn: I don't know anything about a wedding.
Reborn: Though Bianchi was in an awfully good mood when I woke up from my nap yesterday.
Dino: That was his story.
Dino: So I'm guessing that during his nap...
Bianchi: Reborn, will you marry me?
Main: ,Sure.
Bianchi: Really?
Bianchi: Thank you!
Bianchi: I've been waiting for this moment!
Bianchi: I have to go reserve the chapel and send invitations to everyone!
Dino: That's probably how it went.
Tsuna: So this is all Bianchi's misunderstanding?!
Tsuna: If she finds out that Reborn ran away...
Dino: Yeah, who knows what she'll do after she snaps...
Dino: It won't be any better if we postpone the ceremony.
Dino: Reborn must have realized that and left this doll.
Tsuna: This is supposed to replace him?!
Tsuna: They'll figure out it's a doll in no time!
Reborn: Say that again.
Reborn: Feel like getting Deathperate?!
Tsuna: What's going on here?!
Dino: You fell for it.
Dino: It's really realistic.
Dino: This doll is a decoy created by the latest Vongola technology.
Dino: You can use this remote to make it use simple movements and phrases.
Reborn: Ciao-su. Ciao-su. Ciao-su.
Tsuna: Will this be enough to fool them?
Tsuna: Don't tell me this latest Vongola technology is...
Giannini: You are absolutely right!
Main: ,Yo-yo-yo?
Giannini: I am the one who made this item expressly, at Reborn-san's request.
Giannini: Yes.
Dino: My men are looking for the real Reborn.
Dino: We'll have to rely on the doll for now.
Giannini: Don't worry,
Giannini: my skills are flawless.
Tsuna: You're making me more worried!
Guy: Bianchi-san, do you take this man to be your husband?
Bianchi: I do.
Guy: Reborn-san, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Guy: Reborn-san?
Tsuna: Dino-san!
Dino: Y-Yeah, hold on...
Reborn: I do.
Guy: Now, exchange rings.
Dino: This is bad!
Tsuna: A flying saucer is throwing a disc!
Tsuna: Now!
Bianchi: Tsuna, what are you doing?
Tsuna: Nothing... Nothing at all.
Tsuna: This is bad for my heart...
All: Cheers!
Shamal: How could she get married and leave me alone?
Shamal: Young lady, marry me!
Dino: So far, nobody's realized that it's a doll.
Giannini: Of course!
Giannini: Since I made it.
Tsuna: That's why I'm worried...
Guy: Okay, it's time to start the program.
Guy: First up is an acrobatic sushi performance by an acquaintance of Reborn-san's, Take Sushi.
Dad: Reborn-san. Bianchi-san.
Dad: Congratulations on your marriage.
Dad: We aren't able to offer much,
Dad: but I hope you enjoy yourselves.
Dad: Let's go, Takeshi!
Yamamoto: Yeah! Old man!
Dad: Dance of the Flying Sashimi!
Dad: On to the next one, Takeshi.
Yamamoto: Yeah!
Yamamoto: There! There! There!
Voice: Cool!
Bianchi: Huh?
Bianchi: You aren't going to drink anything, Reborn?
Reborn: No thanks.
Bianchi: Don't be like that.
Bianchi: I ordered it for you.
Reborn: No thanks.
Bianchi: Don't be so stubborn.
Dino: That's bad!
Giannini: Delicate instruments are weak to water!
Bianchi: Huh?
Tsuna: Huh?!
Dad: What?
Gokudera: What's going on, boss?!
Gokudera: Boss!
Lambo: That looks like fun!
Lambo: Lambo-san wants to swim too!
Tsuna: You can't!
Dino: Hey, this looks bad.
Main: ,What?
Bianchi: No...
Bianchi: Reborn would never do this...
Bianchi: Where is Reborn?!
Bianchi: Who hid him?!
Tsuna: This is bad!
Bianchi: Where is Reborn?!
Bianchi: Who hid him?!
Tsuna: This is bad! It's all over!
Dino: Poison Scorpion.
Reborn: Where's Reborn?
Dino: Look here.
Dino: Reborn was so nervous that he fell down.
Tsuna: Y-Yeah...
Tsuna: This is definitely Reborn.
Bianchi: Nervous, you say?
Tsuna: This is bad.
Tsuna: We couldn't fool her, after all...
Bianchi: I'm so sorry, Reborn.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Bianchi: I didn't understand how you felt.
Bianchi: Forgive me, Reborn!
Tsuna: She was fooled...
Guy: The groom has been soaked by a love-filled event.
Guy: He will now change his attire.
Tsuna: I thought it was all over...
Giannini: It just shorted out because of the water.
Giannini: Don't worry.
Giannini: I made it, after all.
Tsuna: Yeah, that's why I'm worried.
Gokudera: So it was a fake.
Gokudera: You might've fooled my sister, but not me.
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun!
Gokudera: I have sharp ears.
Gokudera: That motor sound totally tipped me off.
Tsuna: Uh, well...
Tsuna: Anyone would be mad if his sister was marrying a robot.
Gokudera: Let me...
Gokudera: Let me help you, boss!
Tsuna: Huh?
Gokudera: I'm guessing that Sis set up the wedding herself,
Gokudera: and Reborn ran away, leaving this as a stand-in?
Tsuna: That's exactly right!
Tsuna: He's not her brother for nothing!
Gokudera: There's nothing to worry about now that I'm here.
Gokudera: Fork it over!
Gokudera: This is the job of the boss's right-hand man!
Dino: Hey, you...
Tsuna: But you can't see through those glasses. Will you be okay?
Gokudera: Don't worry.
Gokudera: I'll just take them off from time to time and squint around.
Gokudera: This is how you control it, right?
Reborn: Ciao-su. Ciao-su. Ciao-su.
Gokudera: Who's there?!
Lambo: Is that a toy?
Lambo: It's a toy, right?
Tsuna: Lambo!
Lambo: Can Lambo-san press the button?
Lambo: Just once?
Gokudera: No way, stupid cow!
Gokudera: You can't control this thing!
Lambo: Let Lambo-san use it!
Gokudera: Damn it! Get off me!
Lambo: Lambo-san touched it!
Giannini: Don't be so rough!
Giannini: Treat it with care, please!
Guy: The groom has changed and returned.
Tsuna: I'm begging you, Gokudera-kun...
Tsuna: Please do a good job.
Guy: We will now cut the cake,
Guy: which was made by the bride herself.
Tsuna: A poison wedding cake?!
Tsuna: Another danger to my life!
Guy: The newlyweds are drawn on the second layer of the cake.
Reborn: Ciao-su.
Main: ,Wha--?!
Reborn: Ciao-su. Ciao-su. Ciao-su.
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun! What are you doing?
Main: ,Wha--?!
Tsuna: Hey! Lambo!
Bianchi: Reborn wouldn't do this...
Bianchi: Where is he?!
Bianchi: Where is he?!
Tsuna: This is bad!
Tsuna: Lambo, give me the remote!
Lambo: No way!
Ipin: Lambo! No more mischief!
Lambo: Lambo-san won't stop!
Ipin: Ah, Sawada-san.
Ipin: Where am I?
Ipin: I must deliver this ramen to Mr. Kawahira's reception.
Tsuna: Huh? His reception?
Ipin: Yes.
Ipin: Mr. Kawahira's getting married for the third time,
Ipin: but he told me to bring ramen, since he didn't like the food at the reception.
Ipin: I must deliver it right away!
Lambo: Hey, this food isn't bad.
Tsuna: Adult Lambo!
Hana: It's the guy with the cow-print shirt!
Bianchi: Romeo!
Bianchi: I knew something was wrong...
Bianchi: You never learn...
Bianchi: So this was all your doing?!
Tsuna: She still thinks he's her ex-boyfriend!
Bianchi: I'll send you back to hell!
Hana: Please wait!
Hana: You're getting married! An old flame shouldn't matter!
Bianchi: Get out of my way!
Kyoko: Hana. Bianchi-san.
Kyoko: Calm down.
Haru: Eek. This is like a soap opera.
Ryohei: So extreme!
Tsuna: Wh-What do we do, Dino-san?!
Dino: Let me handle it!
Reborn: This... is... a... test.
Bianchi: Test?
Dino: That's right.
Dino: Reborn wanted to see how many tests you could overcome before you got married.
Tsuna: Yeah, yeah. That's right.
Bianchi: I knew, Reborn...
Bianchi: It's fine.
Bianchi: In the face of our love, this is nothing.
Hana: Um... It's been a long time.
Hana: I...
Lambo: Hey, it's the shoo shoo hag.
Hana: There he is!
Shamal: Young lady, after this, would you like to...
Guy: We will now hold a candle-lighting service.
Guy: The newlyweds will light the candles on all of the tables.
Lambo: Lambo-san wants to play with the controls some more.
Tsuna: You can't.
Tsuna: You've caused enough trouble.
Lambo: Nuh-uh, it's cause four-eyes sucks.
Gokudera: Damn cow!
Bianchi: Hayato.
Bianchi: Thank you for coming.
Dino: No!
Tsuna: Dino-san's men aren't around!
Giannini: The remote!
Giannini: This is very bad!
Bianchi: Reborn? What's wrong?
Reborn: Oil spew.
Bianchi: What is this?
Bianchi: What's going on?!
Dino: Whoa... She's gone berserk with rage.
Tsuna: Dino-san! Over there!
Haru: Amazing!
Kyoko: Like magic!
Ryohei: Is this part of the program?
Yamamoto: No, we've seen this before...
Tsuna: It's turning everything it touches into poison cooking.
Tsuna: Bianchi's ultimate attack...
Tsuna: Violet Poison Deeper Crimson!
Dino: This is bad!
Dino: The entire reception's going to be filled with poison cooking!
Reborn: Hold on.
Tsuna: Reborn!
Reborn: Hold on.
Tsuna: Huh?
Reborn: Hold on.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Tsuna: Lots of Reborns?!
Reborn: Hold on.
Hana: Uh?
Haru: Eek!
Haru: A whole parade of Reborn-chans!
Ryohei: Extreme!
Kyoko: I didn't know Reborn-kun had so many brothers.
Tsuna: No way!
Tsuna: What's going on?
Giannini: These are the failures I made.
Tsuna: Failures?!
Giannini: Yes...
Giannini: No. had a memory anomaly.
Giannini: No. had a twisted character.
Giannini: No. had an error in its emotions.
Giannini: Anyway, these are all the failures.
Tsuna: Then why...
Reborn: Now...
Reborn: Which is the real one?
Reborn: If you love me, you should be able to find me.
Bianchi: Reborn...
Bianchi: I understand.
Bianchi: Found you.
Bianchi: You are my beloved.
Reborn: Bianchi...
Bianchi: Reborn...
Reborn: You were wrong.
Reborn: The real me... is right here.
Reborn: Ciao-su.
Tsuna: R-Reborn?!
Reborn: You still have a ways to go, Bianchi.
Bianchi: Reborn...
Tsuna: This is bad! Bianchi's mad again!
Bianchi: I understand.
Bianchi: Thank you, Reborn.
Bianchi: I guess I'm not ready for this yet.
Tsuna: Huh?!
Tsuna: What about the reception?!
Reborn: Don't worry.
Reborn: We're just switching leads.
Mom: Oh.
Reborn: The real surprise is yet to come.
Futa: Big Tsuna!
Futa: I brought your dad!
Dad: Nana!
Tsuna: Dad?!
Mom: Darling.
Tsuna: Reborn set up that whole mess so they could take the picture?
Tsuna: Wh-What are you doing?!
Reborn: You had the day off yesterday,
Reborn: so you'll have to study hard today.
Tsuna: Wh-What?
Tsuna: What the heck?!
Reborn: And now what you've been waiting for.
Reborn: The horoscope for...
Ipin: ...next week!
Col: The best three, maggot!
Lambo: Lambo-san is here too!
Reborn: You do this then.
Col: That's right, maggot!
Lambo: Hold... it... in...
Ipin: The third sign for next week...
On Screen,Caption: Aquarius Be the leader of a team in a ball sport.
Lambo: ...will be Aquarius.
Dino: Enzio's happy too.
Lambo: Hold... it... in...
Col: Number two for next week...
On Screen,Caption: Gemini It's a good idea to ventilate both your classroom and your bedroom.
Lambo: ...will be Gemini.
Lambo: Next week is Lambo-san's!
Lambo: Hold... it... in...
Reborn: And the top sign...
On Screen,Caption: Libra Better concentration leads to better grades!
Lambo: ...will be Libra.
Reborn: I'm lucky every day.
Reborn: So's Leon.
Lambo: That was all Lambo-san!
On Screen,Caption: See ya next time!
Reborn: Ciao-ciao.
Ipin: Bye-bye.
Tsuna: Next time:
Tsuna: Crazy Criminal Brother Trio.