03x07 - Last Laugh
Posted: 06/25/23 16:24
[Music]
the alarm went off that morning just
like it always did
but something was different that day
it was that one day a year when we all
live in fear
everyone
but p
good morning
beautiful day i made breakfast
sugar for your coffee dad
oh no you don't
you think i'm going to fall for the old
switcheroo huh well maybe i'll have a
little crab jacks cleaner in my coffee
huh maybe that's where the sugar is well
maybe that's what you want me to think
yeah
you think you're so clever well you know
you got to wake up pretty early in the
morning to put one over on old dawn
[Music]
april fools
[Music]
this
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
april fool's day the day my brother pete
rules the universe his pranks are
legendary like the time he freeze-dried
cuba but the prank he planned this year
would top them all
[Music]
pete
my man it's gonna be a solid day solid
as a rock can you feel it
electricity so everyone is dying to know
what's the big plan
what plan wayne what plan is this guy
super genius or what wayne there is
nothing to tell and even if there was
we wouldn't tell you
i don't believe you two aren't you guys
getting a little old for april
[Music]
[Applause]
i fools not
april fool's
genius at work
just tell me
is anything gonna happen to me
no guarantees wayne
except one
we're not pranking each other
right
ladies and gentlemen
this is the enemy
notice the abundance of freckles the
innocent smile don't let it fool you
he's a k*ller
meet principal ken schwinger the most
despised principal in wellsville history
it wasn't the mandatory squat thrusts or
the creamed corn lunches that made him
so hated it was eight v-necked dweebs
called the up with personal hygiene
singers
every year schwinger inflicted their
good hygiene jamboree on the helpless
kids of wellsville
you see when i was a boy i had a problem
with clogged ears then one day at school
a little fella named johnny earwax sang
a song
but opened my ears to a whole new world
[Applause]
uh
that's very touching sir but uh ah don't
you get it the hygiene singers are
coming today
april fool's day
i know how ridley thinks he'll try
something
uh aren't you being a little paranoid
paranoid
[Music]
come on
we're buds
amigos just tell me i'm even a prank
that's privileged information wayne why
is it someone big
is it
schwinger
that's it you're going after the man you
gotta be crazy relax
schwinglets isn't so tough
you don't think so my friend
look
we've put up with him
and a stinking show for too long
today
they're both going down
bring it on punk i'll shred you like
wheat
sand enough bottom line
if wrigley's going to be stopped i'm
going to need a pro
miss flavinger is send him in
pitch stain
some people call me that
then again some people don't have any
compassion for glandular disorders
my associates
hair net
night brace
you're hiring these troublemakers that's
a necessary evil no offense are you up
to it young man nailing pete wrigley is
the best part of being alive
i'm deputizing you as hall monitors
you'll have total access to the school
find out what he's up to and bring him
in
how do you want him
dead
or alive
oh he's good
oh he's good
the battle lines were drawn
by lunchtime the hygiene assembly was
only an hour away and pit stain didn't
have diddly on pete
all that was about to change
cream corn not again
it's so
slimy
for your information mr schwinger says
the cream corn builds strong bodies 17
ways monica
what are you doing
i'm going for my cafeteria lady merit
badge don't mess it up
now may i interest you in heaping
helping of nature's goodness i'd rather
eat
talk
geez
what's with monica i guess we better not
tell her about the big prank
this place is crying spies
what are you two two months
doing back there
uh we won a contest
a contest
good answer
you damn what's oh back to work
nothing like a good meal right before a
good prank
i always say right guys
oops
[Music]
this tuna surprise is amazing
what's the surprise
[Music]
i'm not sure it's on the tip of my
tongue let me try my taste buds are like
a flavor computer
bingo it's crepstar atomic hot sauce
hey
you're right no
you promised april fools
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
oh
[Music]
stain to schwinger stain to schwinger
the dam is ready to break
[Music]
[Music]
it uh cools your mouth like a flowing
mountain stream
[Music]
ah
see
i'm not such a bad guy
i know people think i'm some kind of
monster
but i'd
never do to you what pete just did
i thought he was your friend
me too
but holy moly
do you see everybody laughing
it was horrible
i know your pain
i don't think so
no no
people call me
pit stain
oh yeah
but it wasn't always that way
long ago before
wrigley cursed me with that nickname
people used my real name
they used to call me
plan
[Music]
hi fran
[Applause]
[Music]
if i were your friend i'd never use you
the way wrigley is
what do you mean don't you see nona
he used you in that lunchroom just like
he uses everybody
just to get a laugh
yeah
you're
right
we've got to stop him before he hurts
anyone else the way he hurt us
now
what do you know about the prank he's
planning
only everything
where should i begin
sing my little kind andre sing your
little heart out
when it came to april fool's day my
brother always made sure the joke was on
the other guy but once nona ratted him
out to pit stain this time the joke was
on peed
this next piece
composed by marquis le flan
was first performed in 1787
during the beheading of king louis the
13th
[Music]
don't sh**t it's just a note i know i'm
not supposed to zip your yap part dude
it's not you we want
it's him
what's the charge
[Music]
it is my pleasure to place you under
immediate and extended suspension
for plotting to disrupt the school
function you got nothing on me i didn't
that's true
but then
a little birdie began to sing
[Music]
it's all over pete
i told him everything
why
you broke your word you pranked me
and now i'm pranking you
pretty good huh
[Music]
oh this is so good
they were counting on us
this isn't happening somebody slapped me
wow
you're not a traitor young lady you're a
hero your skull to your country
to good hygiene
mint
thanks fran
[Music]
please have a seat mr wrigley
thank you gentlemen i can handle it from
here
i guess i should wish you april fool's
but somehow
i don't think you'd appreciate it
as much as i'd like to discuss your
miserable fate
i'm late for assembly
you may not know this
but i'm a personal friend of johnny
earwax johnny earwax is a heiner
johnny earwax open my ears to the sound
of life mr wrigley a sound you'll never
hear you think about that while you sit
there
that's it
you're just gonna leave me here that's
right
and if you get up from that chair you're
in big trouble
whoo
the principal's chair i better not get
out of the principal's chair
you really think a chair can stop me
actually i was counting on the secret
trap door
goodbye mr wrigley
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
your attention please
me great pleasure to be standing here
today because
when you say up with hygiene
you might as well be saying up with life
and now without further achu
i'd like to present
the
up with personal hygiene
singers
hey everybody i'm johnny earwax and
we're the up with personal hygiene
singers
[Applause]
hiking hiking when you're clean from
head to toe you will always say
i'm a happy day
i'm a happy boy people love you when
you're clean so now i'm with partial
no
they're gonna make me brush my tongue
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
i can't dr kleinmarker says if i hold it
too long i'll cause him infection he
says an infection at my age could cause
my corpuscles to get off you've got two
minutes
[Music]
yes
crosstalk
super genius
super spy
has done it again
[Music]
oh no
pete wrigley i presume wayne
all right let's do some recon we seem to
be in some sort of a caged area wayne
get down
well why
not michael morgan party for duty
right on time
no no what are you doing here you're a
traitor
you are awesome
wait
you guys chase louise this is super
genius it's all part of the big prank
right
pete he knows so much we should k*ll him
we'll spare your waynoid
if you stay out of the way
[Music]
you keep an eye out for him i'm going
backstage
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
he's a double agent and a hall of fame
quarterback
he's wayne pardew coming soon to a
theater
who invited wayne the pain
it's a long story
[Music]
wait
get this thing set up
pete
i'm a crab scout
let's hook up this sucker
isn't somebody gonna tell me what's
going on
red fox is in the den
i repeat
red fox
wrigley
really
that's impossible i already caught him
[Music]
uh
guys slam it wayne we're almost done you
got that right stinkfist
now
drop the hose
or i'll drop you oh no
red fox is dead
do you copy
loud and clear
just in time
hey everybody it's me johnny earwax and
i'd like you to meet my special friend
mr ear say hello to mr ear hello mr ear
gee
i don't think mystery or heard you and
do you know why it's because he's full
of wax if only i had a cotton swab i
could clean mystery
hey do any of you have a cotton swab i
just happen to have one
will wrigley what do you say
i say
it's prank time
[Music]
fake roomy of the century
[Music]
what do you think you're doing
pulling the best prank you ever saw miss
bird brainer
red alert
red alert
wants to rump you guys we only got a few
seconds
[Music]
[Applause]
contact
must get the wax must get the wax must
get the wax must get the wax
[Music]
[Music]
hey schwinger
[Music]
april fools
to this day it's still known as the
greatest prank wellsville has ever seen
some remember it as the last time they
ever saw johnny earwax
you don't deserve that giant swamp no no
but those who were there remember
something else how the forces of good
and evil join sides that day
will they ever join sides again
maybe we'll find out next april fool's
day a great celebration
[Music]
i'm
[Music]
is
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
now here's all you have to know
[Music]
the alarm went off that morning just
like it always did
but something was different that day
it was that one day a year when we all
live in fear
everyone
but p
good morning
beautiful day i made breakfast
sugar for your coffee dad
oh no you don't
you think i'm going to fall for the old
switcheroo huh well maybe i'll have a
little crab jacks cleaner in my coffee
huh maybe that's where the sugar is well
maybe that's what you want me to think
yeah
you think you're so clever well you know
you got to wake up pretty early in the
morning to put one over on old dawn
[Music]
april fools
[Music]
this
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
april fool's day the day my brother pete
rules the universe his pranks are
legendary like the time he freeze-dried
cuba but the prank he planned this year
would top them all
[Music]
pete
my man it's gonna be a solid day solid
as a rock can you feel it
electricity so everyone is dying to know
what's the big plan
what plan wayne what plan is this guy
super genius or what wayne there is
nothing to tell and even if there was
we wouldn't tell you
i don't believe you two aren't you guys
getting a little old for april
[Music]
[Applause]
i fools not
april fool's
genius at work
just tell me
is anything gonna happen to me
no guarantees wayne
except one
we're not pranking each other
right
ladies and gentlemen
this is the enemy
notice the abundance of freckles the
innocent smile don't let it fool you
he's a k*ller
meet principal ken schwinger the most
despised principal in wellsville history
it wasn't the mandatory squat thrusts or
the creamed corn lunches that made him
so hated it was eight v-necked dweebs
called the up with personal hygiene
singers
every year schwinger inflicted their
good hygiene jamboree on the helpless
kids of wellsville
you see when i was a boy i had a problem
with clogged ears then one day at school
a little fella named johnny earwax sang
a song
but opened my ears to a whole new world
[Applause]
uh
that's very touching sir but uh ah don't
you get it the hygiene singers are
coming today
april fool's day
i know how ridley thinks he'll try
something
uh aren't you being a little paranoid
paranoid
[Music]
come on
we're buds
amigos just tell me i'm even a prank
that's privileged information wayne why
is it someone big
is it
schwinger
that's it you're going after the man you
gotta be crazy relax
schwinglets isn't so tough
you don't think so my friend
look
we've put up with him
and a stinking show for too long
today
they're both going down
bring it on punk i'll shred you like
wheat
sand enough bottom line
if wrigley's going to be stopped i'm
going to need a pro
miss flavinger is send him in
pitch stain
some people call me that
then again some people don't have any
compassion for glandular disorders
my associates
hair net
night brace
you're hiring these troublemakers that's
a necessary evil no offense are you up
to it young man nailing pete wrigley is
the best part of being alive
i'm deputizing you as hall monitors
you'll have total access to the school
find out what he's up to and bring him
in
how do you want him
dead
or alive
oh he's good
oh he's good
the battle lines were drawn
by lunchtime the hygiene assembly was
only an hour away and pit stain didn't
have diddly on pete
all that was about to change
cream corn not again
it's so
slimy
for your information mr schwinger says
the cream corn builds strong bodies 17
ways monica
what are you doing
i'm going for my cafeteria lady merit
badge don't mess it up
now may i interest you in heaping
helping of nature's goodness i'd rather
eat
talk
geez
what's with monica i guess we better not
tell her about the big prank
this place is crying spies
what are you two two months
doing back there
uh we won a contest
a contest
good answer
you damn what's oh back to work
nothing like a good meal right before a
good prank
i always say right guys
oops
[Music]
this tuna surprise is amazing
what's the surprise
[Music]
i'm not sure it's on the tip of my
tongue let me try my taste buds are like
a flavor computer
bingo it's crepstar atomic hot sauce
hey
you're right no
you promised april fools
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
oh
[Music]
stain to schwinger stain to schwinger
the dam is ready to break
[Music]
[Music]
it uh cools your mouth like a flowing
mountain stream
[Music]
ah
see
i'm not such a bad guy
i know people think i'm some kind of
monster
but i'd
never do to you what pete just did
i thought he was your friend
me too
but holy moly
do you see everybody laughing
it was horrible
i know your pain
i don't think so
no no
people call me
pit stain
oh yeah
but it wasn't always that way
long ago before
wrigley cursed me with that nickname
people used my real name
they used to call me
plan
[Music]
hi fran
[Applause]
[Music]
if i were your friend i'd never use you
the way wrigley is
what do you mean don't you see nona
he used you in that lunchroom just like
he uses everybody
just to get a laugh
yeah
you're
right
we've got to stop him before he hurts
anyone else the way he hurt us
now
what do you know about the prank he's
planning
only everything
where should i begin
sing my little kind andre sing your
little heart out
when it came to april fool's day my
brother always made sure the joke was on
the other guy but once nona ratted him
out to pit stain this time the joke was
on peed
this next piece
composed by marquis le flan
was first performed in 1787
during the beheading of king louis the
13th
[Music]
don't sh**t it's just a note i know i'm
not supposed to zip your yap part dude
it's not you we want
it's him
what's the charge
[Music]
it is my pleasure to place you under
immediate and extended suspension
for plotting to disrupt the school
function you got nothing on me i didn't
that's true
but then
a little birdie began to sing
[Music]
it's all over pete
i told him everything
why
you broke your word you pranked me
and now i'm pranking you
pretty good huh
[Music]
oh this is so good
they were counting on us
this isn't happening somebody slapped me
wow
you're not a traitor young lady you're a
hero your skull to your country
to good hygiene
mint
thanks fran
[Music]
please have a seat mr wrigley
thank you gentlemen i can handle it from
here
i guess i should wish you april fool's
but somehow
i don't think you'd appreciate it
as much as i'd like to discuss your
miserable fate
i'm late for assembly
you may not know this
but i'm a personal friend of johnny
earwax johnny earwax is a heiner
johnny earwax open my ears to the sound
of life mr wrigley a sound you'll never
hear you think about that while you sit
there
that's it
you're just gonna leave me here that's
right
and if you get up from that chair you're
in big trouble
whoo
the principal's chair i better not get
out of the principal's chair
you really think a chair can stop me
actually i was counting on the secret
trap door
goodbye mr wrigley
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
your attention please
me great pleasure to be standing here
today because
when you say up with hygiene
you might as well be saying up with life
and now without further achu
i'd like to present
the
up with personal hygiene
singers
hey everybody i'm johnny earwax and
we're the up with personal hygiene
singers
[Applause]
hiking hiking when you're clean from
head to toe you will always say
i'm a happy day
i'm a happy boy people love you when
you're clean so now i'm with partial
no
they're gonna make me brush my tongue
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
i can't dr kleinmarker says if i hold it
too long i'll cause him infection he
says an infection at my age could cause
my corpuscles to get off you've got two
minutes
[Music]
yes
crosstalk
super genius
super spy
has done it again
[Music]
oh no
pete wrigley i presume wayne
all right let's do some recon we seem to
be in some sort of a caged area wayne
get down
well why
not michael morgan party for duty
right on time
no no what are you doing here you're a
traitor
you are awesome
wait
you guys chase louise this is super
genius it's all part of the big prank
right
pete he knows so much we should k*ll him
we'll spare your waynoid
if you stay out of the way
[Music]
you keep an eye out for him i'm going
backstage
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
he's a double agent and a hall of fame
quarterback
he's wayne pardew coming soon to a
theater
who invited wayne the pain
it's a long story
[Music]
wait
get this thing set up
pete
i'm a crab scout
let's hook up this sucker
isn't somebody gonna tell me what's
going on
red fox is in the den
i repeat
red fox
wrigley
really
that's impossible i already caught him
[Music]
uh
guys slam it wayne we're almost done you
got that right stinkfist
now
drop the hose
or i'll drop you oh no
red fox is dead
do you copy
loud and clear
just in time
hey everybody it's me johnny earwax and
i'd like you to meet my special friend
mr ear say hello to mr ear hello mr ear
gee
i don't think mystery or heard you and
do you know why it's because he's full
of wax if only i had a cotton swab i
could clean mystery
hey do any of you have a cotton swab i
just happen to have one
will wrigley what do you say
i say
it's prank time
[Music]
fake roomy of the century
[Music]
what do you think you're doing
pulling the best prank you ever saw miss
bird brainer
red alert
red alert
wants to rump you guys we only got a few
seconds
[Music]
[Applause]
contact
must get the wax must get the wax must
get the wax must get the wax
[Music]
[Music]
hey schwinger
[Music]
april fools
to this day it's still known as the
greatest prank wellsville has ever seen
some remember it as the last time they
ever saw johnny earwax
you don't deserve that giant swamp no no
but those who were there remember
something else how the forces of good
and evil join sides that day
will they ever join sides again
maybe we'll find out next april fool's
day a great celebration
[Music]
i'm
[Music]
is
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
now here's all you have to know
[Music]